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Speaker 1: No, I said vegetable cutters. That it sounds like I

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Speaker 2: And then I was like, and but you said it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I was like, okay, but did you

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Speaker 2: I'm confused, Like why did you wash your hands.

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Speaker 3: And I know that fucking wiener drips in your fucking undies,

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Speaker 2: You have pissy undies and your wiener goes.

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Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do. And your creative job is

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Speaker 3: Website is seeing all your photos, it's seeing your kouchie's

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Speaker 1: No, yeah wait, I want to fucking eat that.

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Speaker 1: It's like a gusher, like a goat gusher but natural flavored,

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Speaker 5: Kai, I will let you talk about it, Ai.

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Speaker 2: We are so trapped. We are like so.

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Speaker 1: Bad the nuclear of.

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Speaker 3: Like that will be the Apple logo because I know

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I was thinking, did you guys know that

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Speaker 1: Capture data, it's like the pictures taken with you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Eh do you know what he said? Yeah, oh you

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Speaker 3: But I was just making sure it's just like no,

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Speaker 1: Like we're teaching the robots exactly what we're trying to

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Speaker 5: Google's AI figured out where the G spot is.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people don't like that's a myth.

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Speaker 5: Well it must because it's like a super.

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Speaker 1: Test it out Like I haven't gone. I haven't gotten

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Speaker 3: I'm like then when I'm back outside, like we we

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Speaker 1: How do you know?

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Speaker 3: As far as I know and as far as listen,

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Speaker 2: I don't who what is Ai? Who is that?

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Speaker 3: Like that doesn't have anything to do with me as

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Speaker 3: Like you know how in the eighties they were like,

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Speaker 3: I think about that for us, I'm like, we don't

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Speaker 3: two thousand and four babies that I shouted led that

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Speaker 3: I was being mean too, that's your problem.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, the world ending is your problem.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, AI taking over is.

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Speaker 1: You and your thirty No, girl, this ship's gonna take

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Speaker 2: Maybe they're only five years younger.

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Speaker 1: This ship's taken over in ten years. That's the scary part.

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Speaker 2: I will just go but watch how we've said that before.

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Speaker 1: But I will just go watch how fast that happens.

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Speaker 1: It's already happening, so fast. Have your little fun now,

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Speaker 1: because it's not gonna be fun in ten years.

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Speaker 2: Is it happening that fast?

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Speaker 1: But I mean, I.

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Speaker 1: I will say all of the people I follow on

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Speaker 1: No, I'm meant Twitter. Oh my god, I'm in Twitter.

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Speaker 5: Wait, it makes them sexy because they're using it.

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Speaker 2: Friends from North Carolina.

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Speaker 1: My NC friends, but they're like post selfies in it,

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I feel it makes everyone like a little

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Speaker 1: Let me show you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because they literally like it gives them like chiseled features.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's so subtle. I'm like, oh, I guess

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Speaker 3: So I don't even find the need to do that

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Speaker 1: Mind in your brain. Oh vision, now you see the vision.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Damn send me this, No, like,

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Speaker 5: Now that's crazy so you see the vision though, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: this is not translating, but don't you can't say that

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Speaker 1: There's something I do visually see something, but you're done.

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Speaker 1: See that's what I desire the most, and when I

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Speaker 1: go back to Texas, that's what I get, except last

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Speaker 3: This is just like like the logo for a coffee

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Speaker 1: Know this one he is a pilot in a pilot chair,

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Speaker 1: in you stop, this is too much. You're gonna see

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Speaker 1: that I left, like see I'm on my side account

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Speaker 1: that it breaks the sound barrier. And it did, and

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00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:38,359
Speaker 1: it was awful. But the fact that it had the format,

445
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,359
Speaker 1: the formula and was having the ability to make jokes

446
00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:44,640
Speaker 1: and write it in half a second is fucking insane.

447
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,480
Speaker 1: In this same app or this same AI, you can

448
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,840
Speaker 1: say like, hey, like I'm having trouble coding a part

449
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,679
Speaker 1: of my app, and then you can say like, I

450
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,880
Speaker 1: don't fucking know code lingo like in Python, write some shit,

451
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:03,200
Speaker 1: or I don't fucking know about like coding your app,

452
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,399
Speaker 1: and it'll ride write fifty lines of code for you.

453
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,680
Speaker 1: That is functional. I have a friend literally actively designing

454
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,080
Speaker 1: an app and he's stuck on a couple of parts

455
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:14,400
Speaker 1: and he wrote he asked it to write code for him,

456
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 1: and he implemented it into his app and it legitimately worked,

457
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,399
Speaker 1: and it was like such a big read block for him.

458
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy. It's making everything on.

459
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 3: Some definitely AI has definitely made apps because like that app,

460
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 3: those apps where it's like the girl getting covered in mud.

461
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,600
Speaker 1: You're running human, you're running on a strip and you

462
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,360
Speaker 1: have to go through like plus ten or times thirty. Yeah,

463
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 1: as you see like fart.

464
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:39,200
Speaker 5: And all the mud comes.

465
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:39,440
Speaker 1: Off of them.

466
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that has to be a I.

467
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:48,639
Speaker 5: Like the profile picture app was written with GPT three

468
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 5: really yeah that. I looked him up on Twitter and

469
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 5: he had an AI write like eighty percent of that app.

470
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 1: So it's absolute. Yeah, it's obsolete.

471
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,399
Speaker 3: Not even know the name of the appiccause I'm an

472
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,200
Speaker 3: individual and I like don't follow like things when people

473
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 3: just do it.

474
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 2: Why would I have sex with all of the cast

475
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 2: of MythBusters? Like do you agree or no?

476
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 1: I under agree? Why is Paramore on fucking she's literally

477
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 1: the nerd Williams. Why is no one talking about Haley

478
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:25,920
Speaker 1: Williams being I fucking talked about it a lot. That's crazy.

479
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 1: But yeah, the old man he's giving, like not anymore.

480
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 2: I saw him in a new and I was like, okay,

481
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:34,399
Speaker 2: you should.

482
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 3: Say it back there he's giving the kittious he was

483
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 3: wearing two tight clothes.

484
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 5: The kit is per is which old man the one

485
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 5: with the mustache. I like to go to one, Adam,

486
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 5: Adam Savage.

487
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,919
Speaker 3: Let me know, all of them are sexy, but in

488
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 3: the O G one. Oh not not not this one.

489
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 1: This one wait Adam Savage.

490
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 2: Yeah he's but not this one.

491
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,160
Speaker 1: See, I like don't mind him that much.

492
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 2: I like can't with him. He looks like one of

493
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 2: those dogs. Do you know what I'm talking?

494
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know it's he's really red. But a

495
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 1: little strawberry, Hi, a little cherry.

496
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 3: Wait one of them is like missing, like there's oh yeah,

497
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 3: this motherfucker per Okay, Like now that I'm.

498
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 1: Looking like, maybe he's like two thousand and three hot,

499
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: I know he like, oh the guy that looks like

500
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: he was in some forty one.

501
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 2: Yes, it's very scary. I don't remember.

502
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,120
Speaker 1: That is so funny and I cannot believe I got

503
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: that reference.

504
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 2: Like, Okay, he is like lit like, actually.

505
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,880
Speaker 1: He's just cute. He's just cute.

506
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 2: He's just got that personality. Yeah.

507
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 1: Should we talk about getting married off by your parents

508
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 1: as a rite of passage in the Bible belt or

509
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 1: should we not touch.

510
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 3: Or should we talk about how it is actually insane?

511
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 3: How important be getting engaged is to like a huge

512
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 3: part of society, and that freaks me the fuck out.

513
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 3: Like we were watching this person's videos and like this

514
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 3: couple got engaged and it was a huge thing, and

515
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 3: like it's always a huge thing when you see it,

516
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 3: and like on the internet, like people are like, oh

517
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 3: my god, I can't believe this happened. Like here's like

518
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 3: the hdr like drone footage of it, and it's like,

519
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 3: oh my god.

520
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 2: Also like how.

521
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 3: Are you like getting a nice speech from your partner

522
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 3: and like not hearing that, I'm being like, what.

523
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 2: The fuck is happening.

524
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 1: The drone?

525
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 2: Right now?

526
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 1: They also have drones delivering food in grand Berry. You

527
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 1: can order Chick fil A via fucking drone and it

528
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 1: will drop it off in your goddamn back.

529
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 2: You could literally shoot down a drone in fucking Fortnite.

530
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 5: The progression of this conversation in the last one minute

531
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:42,959
Speaker 5: is insane.

532
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna also say me texting Andy at

533
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 1: three am saying I love you. It's like a full

534
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 1: proof sign that I'm suicidal.

535
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't see that.

536
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 3: I Oh, okay, but weddings are so fucking not weddings. Actually, Okay,

537
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 3: here's the thing I can get with a wedding because

538
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 3: it's an excuse to throw a big party, Like it's

539
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 3: an excuse to have a huge fucking party to get

540
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 3: all your stuff to go have fun, like and whatever.

541
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 3: It is like a little odd that the basis of

542
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 3: it is like we're a couple, Like, Okay, we've known

543
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 3: you've been a couple for ten fucking years. Like you're

544
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 3: not about to like re wrap it up and be like,

545
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 3: oh my god, guys, we're dating, Like no, like we

546
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,719
Speaker 3: know which, we know you're together.

547
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 2: Like that's the weirdest part.

548
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 3: To me with an engagement because people are like, okay,

549
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 3: Like I'm just like, we've been together for four years,

550
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 3: Like I need.

551
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 2: To get engaged. I'm like, that's not going to change

552
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 2: the fact that y'all fight every day.

553
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,119
Speaker 1: You're poisoned by negativity and anger, and you need some

554
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 1: cognitive behavioral therapy and just to reframe your mind and

555
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 1: see the beauty in life, because once you start looking

556
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 1: for the good, it starts getting good and beautiful.

557
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 2: That's not gonna change my opinion on what. You know

558
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 2: who I just thought of, you know the picture of

559
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:44,400
Speaker 2: Shane Dawson.

560
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: I I literally edited him one time to be like ginormous,

561
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: like I made.

562
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 2: Him literally call like made him like like.

563
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 1: I wish I could find that fucking photo, like.

564
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 3: Made him like nine feet tall but like crouchy.

565
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that fucking photo is so I remember it

566
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 1: so real though.

567
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 3: Because like they would be the motherfuckers to have like

568
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 3: a big drone.

569
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 2: But it's just like weirdly dark.

570
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 3: You know.

571
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 1: It's literally such a sketchy ass vibe and that goddamn photo.

572
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: But the craziest thing is in my twenty twenty one

573
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: like year recap thing I posted on TikTok, I snuck

574
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: like that in there, and like a lot of people

575
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: are like, why the fuck did you put the Shane

576
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: Dawson photo in They're like, cannot believe we're standing Shane

577
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: Dawson in twenty twenty one and shit like that, just

578
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: people who didn't know who I was. Yeah, And then

579
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: I literally just banned the word Shane Dawson from the

580
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 1: comments section because I'm like, I'm not.

581
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 2: Dealing with your first righting the fact that.

582
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 1: I really I'm really not.

583
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 5: Like.

584
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,679
Speaker 3: Also, the weird thing about engagements is like, okay, like

585
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,959
Speaker 3: so you're just rewrapping up your relationship now it's legal,

586
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 3: so it's gonna be way harder for you to get

587
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,719
Speaker 3: out of it, which like that is like I know

588
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 3: that's a negative thought, but like.

589
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 2: Breakup's already hard, Like why are you? Why are you?

590
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 3: Like, like you're you're really putting your fucking like lying

591
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 3: in the sand, You're rewrapping.

592
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 1: Your people each other.

593
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 2: You wait, like people take so long to have their wedding.

594
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 3: I'm like, chop, chop, I'm not keeping up like it

595
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 3: for four plus months.

596
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: I don't get it because I don't think I'm capable

597
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: of like loving another.

598
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 2: Well that's different because you have issues. I'm like a

599
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 2: normal person who just like I.

600
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: But like I get why people get it, do you

601
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like I get like why you

602
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 1: want that and strive for that because it's just like

603
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 1: it's cute.

604
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I and I understand that.

605
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 3: But I'm like, I guess it really is because I

606
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,959
Speaker 3: never grew up around its.

607
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 1: So you have also always always been like anti marriage,

608
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: like not in like a negative way, just in a

609
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: way that you're like I can show my love in

610
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: other ways without like a legal fucking paper, Like yeah,

611
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: but that's.

612
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 3: Because I never grew up around anybody who was like

613
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 3: could or was getting it done legally? So I'm like,

614
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 3: you're just married, babe, you've lived together for ten years.

615
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 2: Like in my head, you're married.

616
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 3: Like you don't have to you don't have to make

617
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 3: it literally like a fucking legal Olympic to break up,

618
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 3: Like you can just be married and normal.

619
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,919
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna whoever I.

620
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 3: End up with.

621
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you mine?

622
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 2: Am I yours? No?

623
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: Wad be mine forever.

624
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 2: I'll make you my husband if it doesn't work out.

625
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 3: Okay, see in my other routes of interest, in my

626
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 3: other options.

627
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 2: You could be my husband.

628
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 1: Okay. See that's like my biggest plan is to write

629
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: that's why I've been friends with you for so long.

630
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: I've been putting up with all the bullshit, and I

631
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: will I will be your bet g gay best friend

632
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: till the end. But like, really, what I'm after is

633
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: that pussy. That's really all I've been here for. Let's

634
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: talk about it.

635
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 3: Wow, So damn you're really committed to the bit because

636
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 3: like you're having a lot of sex with men.

637
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I can't. I don't want I don't want

638
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: to be. I don't want to be to get caught yeah,

639
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to get caught, so I'm just like

640
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: as inconspicuous.

641
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 2: As possible, So you're just gonna cheat on me until See.

642
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: The thing is is there are people out there that

643
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 1: believe that, Like I actually think there's people in my

644
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: family that probably think like we're like a thing without

645
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: the label and ship. Like I guarantee my grandma and

646
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: Janita like actually thinks worth.

647
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 2: Because there's believe there's no reason for her to be

648
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 2: obsessed with me the way she is unless.

649
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 3: She thought I was in her family, like she she

650
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 3: like I am family to her, but like I will say,

651
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 3: we talk about this all the time.

652
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 2: But like in a way, that's how.

653
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 3: I see it too though, because I'm like, like Madeline's

654
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 3: like niece, Like that's.

655
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: My niece, like and there's no going around.

656
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 3: But that also could be like I kind of grew

657
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 3: up with Madeline too, so now I just have like

658
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 3: a parasocial not even parasol, So I literally have like

659
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 3: an intimate relationship with Madeline in a way that I'm.

660
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: Like, that's my the way my grandma texts me more

661
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: about Enya and says, tell ya, I love her. Then

662
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: she says I love you to me, it's fucking insane.

663
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: And how you even you've met her once in person

664
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: as a celebration, no matter once.

665
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah the party through the party though she made

666
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: the party.

667
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: She did, she really did. She turned out, she made

668
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: it a party. She's the girl at the party. She

669
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: killed my brother, is what it is.

670
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've only met her once, but I just had

671
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 2: that effect on people. Yeah, I mean people they're like,

672
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 2: that's obsessed with you.

673
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: No, that's literally realist. Fuck. Like, yesterday we met two

674
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: people that we've known for a while, and I could

675
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: feel everybody's energy in that conversation gravitating towards you. Not

676
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: in a bad way, but I was just like, damn

677
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: and naturally like andya just commands like an audience.

678
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 2: I'm just charismatic. I'm sexy. Also, my big tits help

679
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 2: because people are like, it's.

680
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: Hard to look away from It's hard. It's really hard

681
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: to look away.

682
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 3: And there's just like a tension that brings people to Okay, actually,

683
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 3: because I shove magnets within the skin layers and then

684
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 3: I throw air tags and everybody, so they're just like.

685
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 2: A magnetic pull.

686
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So the thing is is I actually.

687
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 2: Do I'm just replaced with air tags.

688
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't do that.

689
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 2: I'm wanna get air tags.

690
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: Your body will.

691
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 2: Rejecting and attach air tags.

692
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: I want to know about my piercing so bad so

693
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: it can just lay in my disgusting, fucking, furry, hairy belly.

694
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: But I need to address this because it's actually like

695
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: getting out of hand a little bit. But on the

696
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: fucking subreddit someone was like, I've been here for three

697
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: years and I still don't know if Drew is gay

698
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:41,479
Speaker 1: or straight. Bitch, I'm fucking straight, Like I'm actually fucking straight.

699
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: It's actually annoying at this point that like you would

700
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: even go there, Like.

701
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 3: Also for you to like assume that like a gay

702
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,239
Speaker 3: man can't just indulge in Grinder and like explore his

703
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 3: like intimacy, Like.

704
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: And you're you're telling me a lactose intolerant person can't

705
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: go down the milk aisle in the grocery store. I'm

706
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: just looking is that, Like yeah, that's like someone on

707
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: Grinder was like, I'm straight, by the way, and the

708
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: dude responding back was like this is Grinder, babe or

709
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: something like that, and he was like, oh, so you're

710
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: telling me lactos and tolerant people can't go down the

711
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: milk aisle and just look like in the grocery store,

712
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: Like wow, okay.

713
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 2: That's a really good one.

714
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: You're right, right, right right WHOA.

715
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 2: We were both like taking a moment to look at

716
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 2: our notes.

717
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 3: Mister beasts is actually fucking awesome, Like we've already said

718
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 3: this and gone on like a a pro mister beast rand,

719
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 3: which is actually fucking annoying, Like like actually, I was

720
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 3: gonna be like, why hasn't he seen us talk about him?

721
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 3: But we've talked about him once? And also he's like

722
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 3: the biggest YouTube ever forty five minutes he was talking

723
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 3: about him at all moments.

724
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: But like why there's something special about.

725
00:32:56,320 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 2: Us, something about me like put me in the bara.

726
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: Literally put me in the box. He is so literally last.

727
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 2: Video are you good? Wait? How many videos does he

728
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 2: release a month?

729
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: Like maybe one or two? But his last video made

730
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: me and Enya so happy that kids versus one hundred.

731
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 3: Literally I teared up the first time we watch it,

732
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 3: and then the second time we watched it, I cried.

733
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 3: Yeah I care for spoilers.

734
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:30,719
Speaker 1: Okay, spoilers alerts, mister spoiler alert yeah, we don't spoil

735
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: alert anything else we ever do, but for some reason

736
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: we choose the spoiler Mister V's video. It is more

737
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: culturally important than any movie I've seen, you know what

738
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: it is?

739
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 3: Like I think why that video bayed us like so

740
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 3: emotional is because we have fully gone to the age

741
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 3: that we cry at like everything that like is a

742
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,719
Speaker 3: tear drinker on our iPhones, yeah, and on TV, Like

743
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 3: I literally like at any sight of like a parent

744
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 3: child relationship being sweet, I will cry and kill myself

745
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 3: and like heel over and die and like roll over,

746
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 3: like I literally will pass away. And that episode so

747
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 3: basically what it was, it was one hundred kids versus

748
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 3: one hundred adults. And you're like that's already interesting and

749
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 3: then we're like how was that legally possible?

750
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 2: But it's because it's like the parents versus kids.

751
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,720
Speaker 1: So it's like parents like signing waivers that their kids

752
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: can stay in these fucking boxes for a week, and like.

753
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 2: The parents are involved too, so like the dude.

754
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: This was actually kind of crazy because they buried kids

755
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: in coffins. They buried like seventy kids. It was weird

756
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: as fun. Misters is like actually treading behind like he

757
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 1: is pushing it.

758
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 2: But it's just like kids versus parents whatever. And at

759
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,760
Speaker 2: the end, like at one point they like let them talk.

760
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 3: Because the boxes are next to each other, and they

761
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 3: put a pipe through and the kids talk to each other,

762
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 3: and the kids like start crying talking to their parents,

763
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 3: and their parents too, and like some of the kids

764
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 3: call for their parents and their parents aren't in the

765
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 3: box like anymore trying to win, so the kids get

766
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 3: really upset and sad and like it's just so like

767
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 3: like emotionally.

768
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 5: Like this seems objectively fucked up. What are you talking?

769
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you have to watch it.

770
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 5: You have to watch it describing kids being tortured.

771
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 3: Separated from the sweet and it is, you know, like

772
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 3: the kids and parents because then at the end, a

773
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 3: bunch of the kids that were left, a bunch of

774
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 3: their parents are in the box still like they they

775
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 3: all stayed in these also box mix.

776
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 2: It sounds tiny, but it's a building, like it's a huge.

777
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 5: I was like literally a coffin.

778
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: No, no, they were buried in coffins underground.

779
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 5: What is going on?

780
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 3: It's literally like he built like two like huge building

781
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 3: shape like boxes and it's like saying the Box Challenge,

782
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 3: like whatever, it is odd that there's a boarding party

783
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 3: in there because I know it's stunk because it was

784
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 3: like four days and going in there cleaning it because

785
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 3: I'm like, those kids are shitting their ass off. They're

786
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 3: feeding everybody oatmeal every day, like their metabolism is kicking

787
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 3: right now.

788
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 2: But it's just.

789
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 3: Because at the end they all like come out and

790
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 3: they like hug each other and it's sweet and like

791
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 3: the kids and adults who like both stayed in it

792
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 3: or crying.

793
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 2: And they're like you did it, you did it, Oh

794
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 2: my god, and.

795
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 3: They're like just all so proud because like you know,

796
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 3: before they left that morning to like go to the competition,

797
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 3: they sat at the table and they were like, Okay, no,

798
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 3: no matter what, stay in there, and I'm going to

799
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 3: stay in there too, so that like, no matter what happens,

800
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 3: like we will walk away winning this. I was just

801
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 3: sweet because it's like, ah, I feel like it's very animalistic.

802
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 5: I feel like the final Mister Beast video is going

803
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 5: to be Mister be bailing out the United States and

804
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 5: like the next financial crisis or something, hopefully.

805
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 2: Like literally he's so long, what is it?

806
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,919
Speaker 3: I call it kind of scary, like in a way

807
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 3: like there's something up.

808
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, and forever Adam Roper or what is his name, Mark,

809
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: Mark Rober and mister Beast have some skeletons in their

810
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: closet that that guy is awesome. I love Mark.

811
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 5: I actually get excited like a baby when I see

812
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 5: he drops a video because he'll like make squirrels like

813
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 5: do these competitions and stuff in his backyard. Yeah, it's

814
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 5: really sad, but.

815
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,280
Speaker 2: I've seen like the guy who like feeds all his raccoons,

816
00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 2: but I haven't seen that.

817
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: No, No, it's it's it's like really high budget science

818
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: based content. Like hey, he worked on like a rovert

819
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: in Nassam and started like a YouTube channel that science

820
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: based and there's it's good. There's some evil energy there

821
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: that I cannot explain. I cannot explain it. No, I'm

822
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: just kidding. He's such a good guy. He really is

823
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 1: so nice.

824
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 3: That's like the part of me that like fears power

825
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 3: is like there's something up with mister bees.

826
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

827
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 3: But then the part of me that I'm like he's

828
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 3: just like a dude who's literally like like yeah, you.

829
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 2: Know what, you go sinky because I kind of have

830
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 2: a feeling he stinks, but like you go stinky.

831
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: But Blackstone Reality Real real Estate worth one hundred and

832
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: twenty five billion dollars owns one hundred and twenty five

833
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: billion dollars of apartment complexes all across America and have

834
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 1: been buying it up ever since two thousand and eight,

835
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: probably prior while they're collapsing, and so are all the

836
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: other make a reality or real estate companies. So like

837
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: just wait, just wait, everything's going to go back to

838
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: how it was supposed to be, where we can all

839
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: own our own stuff.

840
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 3: Well, well, I think if you use your phone and

841
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,919
Speaker 3: text somebody horizontally.

842
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 2: That you're a fucking killer.

843
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: Wait text on horizontally, like because.

844
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 3: You can like turn off the thing and like text

845
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 3: on your phone like this, oh Eerconomically, it's probably way better.

846
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 1: I thought you were saying me doing that and like

847
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: that I'm a killer.

848
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,919
Speaker 3: No, But like like that's like an old people thing,

849
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 3: like why is fucking like why are you like turning

850
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 3: your phone and like.

851
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 2: Using it like that?

852
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 5: I swear when the iPhone first came out, people would

853
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 5: do that.

854
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: No, because that was like you think I don't have

855
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 2: a sidekick? Look at that.

856
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, because.

857
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 2: Like that's when it was like lit.

858
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: But like now, actually recently, I have been using my

859
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,919
Speaker 1: phone more often in horizontal mode than vertical mode because

860
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: I've just been watching so much YouTube because I'm trying

861
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 1: to get off of every other social media app. And yeah, that's.

862
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 2: Normal watching like the YouTube video like that, but like

863
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: texting like that.

864
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 3: Like if you got off the YouTube video and you

865
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 3: were able to type and look at videos, I'm like

866
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 3: get like, get on your iPad, like what.

867
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 2: Why are you on your iPhone like that? Even on

868
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 2: your like if you text on your iPad, why are

869
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 2: you doing that?

870
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 5: Oh?

871
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 1: I do that. I do that everywhere.

872
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 2: I have the keyboard attachment to your iPad.

873
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 1: You caught me doing that last night. I was sending

874
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: audio messages. I literally it was so funny. I was like, Damn,

875
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,479
Speaker 1: this is like the first night in a very long

876
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: time that I haven't been super like emotionally depressed and

877
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: sad before going to bed and thinking about everything and

878
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: freaking the fuck out. And I was like, damn, like

879
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 1: I feel so good and happy and I love life.

880
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: And I was just like spreading that joy with my

881
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 1: really close friends Hunter and Tag, and I was like dude,

882
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,839
Speaker 1: life is beautiful. All you have to do is just

883
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: like love. That's it, Like be happy. And then and

884
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:48,280
Speaker 1: you barged in with like the most gnarly, like anxiety

885
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: stress inducing conversation I've ever had in my entire fucking life.

886
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I was like, oh, like

887
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: I don't care, like I can see the beauty in

888
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: life and I love everything. And then just I like

889
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: kept thinking about it spiraling. Granted it pitched me off,

890
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: not you, the conversation at hand, but you know.

891
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 2: I had to do it, like I just like I

892
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 2: could sense from the living room. I was like, Drew

893
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 2: is silent and happy, and I need to go over

894
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 2: there and I need to kill that joy. Yeah, I

895
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 2: just need to remind you that like, life.

896
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: Is not evil. There's nothing good that happens. It's it's

897
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: a pit of suffering. Why am I like cyphysiss your

898
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:30,720
Speaker 1: syphilis syphilis, the guy who rolls the ball up the syphilis. Yeah,

899
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: you are serving syphiliss, sissyphis cissy fist. Oh, Candace Owens

900
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: needs to keep my name out her fucking mouth for

901
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 1: said your name. She needs to show the fuck out

902
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: like Candace Owens, like, yes, I'm a man. Yes, I

903
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 1: wear dresses like you don't have to post it on video.

904
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 2: Wasn't the video of you in the living room and

905
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,760
Speaker 2: my big ass dress twirling?

906
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: There was one of me frolicking around in one of

907
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 1: your dress is in your bedroom, Sade? She posted inside

908
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: posted that as a rebuttal, the one of me spinning

909
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: in the dress, Sade. And I was like, yeah, like

910
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. But I was lumped in

911
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: with like Harry Styles and other uber famous people at

912
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: the point at that time, So I was like, damn,

913
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: like she sees me in this dress and things like

914
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: Harry Styles, yeah, or things like oh like big influence,

915
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: Like I can twist it to feed my ego somehow.

916
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:46,439
Speaker 1: But that bitch really did post me and I don't

917
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 1: give a fuck. Like she thinks you're going to hell,

918
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: you literally cannot. She needs to keep my name out

919
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: of her mouth. I'm not fucking playing.

920
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 2: You need to keep your mouth on my mouth. I

921
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 2: want you to know that.

922
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 3: How come I can't smoke on a plane but they

923
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 3: could cook that stinky fucking fish up there?

924
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:05,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, true?

925
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 2: Like why like literally, what is me smoking? Like a

926
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 2: little bit gonna do? If anything? You need me to

927
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 2: smoke on the plane to eradicate the fox before I

928
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 2: think everybody like hits something.

929
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 5: Somebody trying to build a bomb on the plane that

930
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 5: I was on from New York. I believe you, I'm

931
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 5: being serious.

932
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: How did they do that?

933
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,479
Speaker 2: That's a shame.

934
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know if it was a bomb, but

935
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 5: like I looked over and the sky came out and

936
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 5: a ton of smoke came out of the bathroom, and

937
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 5: then the flight attendant was like, shit, you shit a

938
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 5: cartoon sh the new.

939
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 1: Kiki Palmer snl a bit. Yeah, it's fucking baby smoking

940
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 1: cigarettes inside of him.

941
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 5: Okay, So the flight attendant went over, Yeah, the flight

942
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 5: was like, excuse me, did you light something on fire?

943
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 5: And he was like, I have no idea what you're

944
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 5: talking about. And there's just like a ship ton of

945
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 5: smoke coming out. She's like, come over here, look at this,

946
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 5: look at this, and it like she was like yelling

947
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 5: at him in front of everyone, and he just would

948
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 5: not admit to clearly, like he'd like he had like

949
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 5: the box mod like it literally seemed like you had

950
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 5: a fog machine in there, because he was like, I

951
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 5: have literally no idea what you're talking about that house.

952
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: Maddox one time on a plane, he was, I forget

953
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: what there. I think they were flying to Missouri and

954
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:21,280
Speaker 1: it was Madeline, my mom, Steven, my dad, and Maddox

955
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 1: going to Missouri and Maddox it was a completely empty flight,

956
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 1: like they were the only five people on this airplane.

957
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 1: And Maddox's like my nine year old nephew, he was

958
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: probably eight or seven at the time. He went to

959
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: the bathroom and like disappeared for like thirty minutes, and

960
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: everybody was like, where the fuck is Maddix. And then

961
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 1: he came back and he just sat down and was

962
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: completely silent for the rest of the flight. And then

963
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: my sister went up to go to the restroom and

964
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 1: Maddox had gone into that restroom and destroyed it like

965
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 1: soaked like toilet paper and like water and through it

966
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: at the sink and was trying like flushing the toilet

967
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: paper down this like the toilet as it like go,

968
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: and like he had fucked it up. And he completely lied.

969
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: He was the only person that went into that bathroom

970
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 1: the entire flight other than Madeline. And he is still

971
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: to this day committed to that line. He will not

972
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: admit that he destroyed the bathroom and it was so

973
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: bad that the flight attendant was just like, no, the

974
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: spats rooms like off limits. You had to use the

975
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: other one. And like he lied, and like it's hilarious,

976
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: Like I don't give a fuck.

977
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 2: He got his iPad taken away.

978
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: No he did, Like he got in a lot of trouble.

979
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 1: I was gonna say he got his ass beet, but

980
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 1: he didn't get his speed.

981
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,879
Speaker 2: Well he did because I beat his ass.

982
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but.

983
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 2: I don't know what I was gonna say.

984
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 3: Oh, I love when kids lie. Like once kids get

985
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 3: to the age where they just start lying, it's so good.

986
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 3: Someone the other day told me that actually kids like

987
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,760
Speaker 3: lying early is a good sign of their intelligence, because.

988
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: It was just like itching behind my ear, just getting

989
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: them ocean right.

990
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 3: I hate, but it's like a sign of intelligence because

991
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 3: like if a kid can sit here in articulate like

992
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 3: a situation to be like, oh, how can I frame

993
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 3: this situation that like it will benefit me If they

994
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 3: start doing that really young, that is kind of scary,

995
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 3: but like it's a sign of intelligence because if like

996
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 3: your four year old can be like, Okay, that thing

997
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 3: was wrong, I'm gonna say that I did this instead

998
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 3: so that like it doesn't fall back on me. Then

999
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 3: it's like showing that the kid has like can just

1000
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 3: like keep up, like okay, like I know this, I

1001
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 3: know that, I know.

1002
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 2: That, but also maybe like terrifying.

1003
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 3: I like kids when they like lie about stupid shit

1004
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 3: like that, like him coming to the seat dead silent,

1005
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 3: being dead.

1006
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 1: Silent, like he knew, like yeah, he was, like you know, it's.

1007
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 3: Also to think about as he got it there he

1008
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 3: did the first mark of bad action was like that

1009
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 3: felt good, Like he probably started with like squirting the

1010
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 3: soap and not taking it and it just fucking shooting.

1011
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: It was like he's he's like a well behaved kid,

1012
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 1: and this was like a purge for him, like he's

1013
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 1: never done anything like this ever, but like it was

1014
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: apparently like brutal in gnarly and cannot believe literally.

1015
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 2: Just so bored.

1016
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 3: Y'all also put him on a fucking metal tube probably

1017
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,280
Speaker 3: with no movies on his iPad.

1018
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,240
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, and he probably didn't take his medicine

1019
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: that day, dude. It was it was just like a

1020
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: lot like apparently for my parents and Madeline and Steve.

1021
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 1: But it's so funny him getting in trouble when he

1022
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: does something like stupid or that he doesn't shouldn't be

1023
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: doing because he actually is like really intelligent. Like I

1024
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: actually believe that he is like super smart and way

1025
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: too smart for his own good. And he's like way

1026
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: too smart for his own good. And uh, every time

1027
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: he gets in trouble, like it is so funny to

1028
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: watch the way he reacts to it because he like

1029
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: shut down, shuts down, gets super red, like doesn't cry,

1030
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: but like is like a complete Like you can see

1031
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: how embarrassed he is that he like did that because

1032
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: he knows better. Yeah, I just like when kids know better.

1033
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:05,280
Speaker 3: My my cousin's what, Oh it's funny.

1034
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 5: You guys are funny people. So I'm sorry that I

1035
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 5: like to like to.

1036
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 2: Laugh tomorrow, don't even bother talking in Oh my god.

1037
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're recording like eighteen episodes in a row for

1038
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 1: you guys. It's gonna be so hard.

1039
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 3: Well, with that being said, should we hop into some media, Yeah,

1040
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 3: mediash media.

1041
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 5: What if I put my head in the oven like

1042
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 5: Sylvia Plath, I.

1043
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: Would actually so hard?

1044
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 2: Is it kill you? You would die from decapital I.

1045
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: Would love if you did that.

1046
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 5: I'm gonna save that for the sixty ninth episode.

1047
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 1: Damn. You know what was really damn that body, like whoa.

1048
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 3: You know what sucked is my family stores like oil,

1049
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 3: like used oil. Like if they like fried something, they'll

1050
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 3: like if it's a big thing of oil, they'll just

1051
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 3: store it in the oven. And so many times as

1052
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 3: a fucking kid, I'd be like, I'm gonna make cookies

1053
00:47:58,840 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 3: and turn on the oven and.

1054
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: I I just burned smoke out the hell and like.

1055
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 3: I opened the oven to go put my cookies in,

1056
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 3: and I get like fucking bombed by like a bunch

1057
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,720
Speaker 3: of like smoke from burnt oil. Or like I would

1058
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 3: when I would go take the oil, I would drop

1059
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 3: all the oil at the bottle and be like fuck,

1060
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 3: I'd like I don't want to fucking clean it, and

1061
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 3: I would just like put it back and then it

1062
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 3: would still burn. And then like that burnt oil would

1063
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 3: burn over and over and over again every time I

1064
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 3: use it.

1065
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: Burn burned these nuts. Well, here's my I have a

1066
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 1: note that is just ha ha ha ha.

1067
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 2: Okay, you're a freak. My media of the week is

1068
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 2: boys a Liar by Pink Panthers.

1069
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: I genuinely have listened to that song thirty eight to

1070
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 1: forty five times in the last two days.

1071
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 2: Because it's literally only two minutes long.

1072
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: It is the only song she has listened to now

1073
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: when you.

1074
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 3: Put that oh, as I say, when you put that

1075
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,439
Speaker 3: into time, I've only listened to it for twenty minutes,

1076
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 3: but that's like eighty minutes of listening.

1077
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: Damn, damn, damn, damn.

1078
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 2: And honestly, that's the only media I'm gonna give you

1079
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 2: guys today. Actually, my other song is and this is

1080
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,959
Speaker 2: my last media is take About by Madonna's a song.

1081
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 5: Oh.

1082
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 1: I've been listening to like a lot of Brazilian funk yesterday.

1083
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: I mean, Jesus Christ, I've been listening to a lot

1084
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:30,439
Speaker 1: of Brazilian funk recently, which is like the most lit

1085
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: music I think ever created. I haven't heard like anything

1086
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: that makes me want to like move more than that music.

1087
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: I don't have any specific songs off the top of

1088
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 1: my head because it's just like a bunch of like

1089
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: random m season DJs on SoundCloud, Like it's like a

1090
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: playlist that our friend made for me. But yeah, just

1091
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: look into it and find your own shit. It's really

1092
00:49:54,160 --> 00:50:00,400
Speaker 1: really fun. And then still on my like schizophrenic music taste,

1093
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: like I made a playlist of just like all the

1094
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: music that like genuinely like there's no reason I should

1095
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: be listening. I don't know what this song is, but like,

1096
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: that's not a real song, and I love this. I'm

1097
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: just so into it right now and I cannot get

1098
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: out of that hole. But like an example is uh,

1099
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: I think I already said all this shit.

1100
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 2: I know a lot of my stuff I've been listening

1101
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,799
Speaker 2: to already, so I've said already. So I'm just like

1102
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 2: I'm taking up fellow.

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Speaker 1: Silence, Amiga as Una, Lastima k Algin. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how the last story is cut off by arrow gross

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Speaker 1: rave Rats, but that's like a ten minute song. I

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Speaker 1: don't fucking know. And I haven't been watching movies. I

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Speaker 1: want to go see Bones and All or the new

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00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: Pixar movie Strange World. Yeah, I'm down.

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Speaker 3: I want to say Strange our friend who we're supposed

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Speaker 3: to see more who.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how we're gonna make that work?

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Speaker 1: Oh we actually?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to hit that motherfucker up because I

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00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 3: can't today because I have literally after this after run

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Speaker 3: to a shoot.

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Speaker 2: And then I have the gym after.

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Speaker 1: That, So damn. I don't know why I'm so fucking nervous,

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Speaker 1: But anyways.

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Speaker 2: You're always nervous to meet new people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate I hate having to Like yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't hate it, I love it, but like it's so

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Speaker 1: fucking hard for me to like be comfortable around a

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Speaker 1: new person because like I'm just like a like just

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, I get to my head,

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Speaker 1: but I I have been playing. I haven't been watching movies.

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Speaker 1: I'm want to see strange world bones and all. But

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Speaker 1: I've been playing the new Pokemon game, which, like, if

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Speaker 1: you just look at like internet reviews of that game,

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Speaker 1: like it looks like it's the worst game ever created,

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Speaker 1: but I actually played it, and there is a reason

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Speaker 1: why it sold ten million copies in the first week.

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Speaker 1: It is, I personally think, like the best Pokemon game

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Speaker 1: ever made. And like I hate when people say this

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00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 1: about triple a billion dollar gaming companies, where they're like

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Speaker 1: it's a step in the right direction, but like it

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Speaker 1: really is. Like if they could just figure out the graphics,

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00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: it would be a masterpiece. But like I don't even

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Speaker 1: know if you could run cood graphics other than fucking

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Speaker 1: Breath of the Wild, which was in development for fifteen

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Speaker 1: fucking years on the switch. Like, I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: have my qualms and thoughts about it, but Pokemon Violet

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Speaker 1: and Scarlet is a really great game and you should

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Speaker 1: play it. And I already beat it. I beat it

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00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: in like four days and then I just have kind

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Speaker 1: of been chilling on it. It's like the first game

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Speaker 1: in a while that I like, am okay, just like

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Speaker 1: picking up my switch and playing randomly.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you guys so much for listening.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for tuning in for just weekends.

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Speaker 6: And yeah, if you can get as number one on Spotify,

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Speaker 6: I will make an only fans.

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Speaker 1: I will make an only fans, and I will show

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Speaker 1: my cock.

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Speaker 6: Let's get me number one on Spotify.