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Speaker 1: Hey, happy birthday, Hunter, and thank you to everyone who

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Speaker 6: We got some exciting news today to start off the show.

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Speaker 6: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, because Brooke, get this.

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Speaker 6: The US Fish and Wildlife Service just released a list

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Speaker 6: of five invasive animals that Americans are encouraged to hunt,

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Speaker 6: Jeff did you see one of these by the side

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Speaker 6: Because number one is faral hogs. Should we be eating

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Speaker 6: feral animals of any kind? The US Wildlife Service says absolutely.

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Speaker 1: They want you to all wildlife is farreal. You know that, right?

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Speaker 1: Farrell is like rabies, No, though Farrell just literally means wild.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I'm sure the hogs with rabies too are

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Speaker 6: fine to eat, that's okay. Number two is green iguanas.

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Speaker 6: They are eating up all the native US plants and

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Speaker 6: apparently they taste like wingstop very meaty. We're gonna find

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Speaker 6: invasive carp Oh, yeah, you know the fish that they

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Speaker 6: to just jump right in, bite into one. They're invading

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Speaker 3: Fish, but it's huge.

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Speaker 1: There's enormous.

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Speaker 6: Last, the fifth invasive species that the US Fish and

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Speaker 6: which is basically a beef that's too lazy to actually

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Speaker 3: It's adorable.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of adorable things that we eat already.

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Speaker 6: A lot of adorable things that we don't eat that

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Speaker 6: So there you go, that's the invasive species you need

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Speaker 4: Boys and girls, step right up, because today is the

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Speaker 4: birthday of the one, the only Harry hoo DEENI, the

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Speaker 4: magic man who could escape from anything handcuffs, straight jackets.

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Speaker 4: He even escaped from Jerry duty in the nineteen twenties.

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Speaker 4: twenty of twenty. Here's how it works. You say number

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Speaker 4: We'll start with the woman who can do a vanishing

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Speaker 1: Oh, lexis, that's a useful one five?

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Speaker 4: Number five Whodini wants claimed he could escape from quicksand

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Speaker 1: My father in law got stuck in quicksand of course, yeah,

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, I mean if your father law survived

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Speaker 4: Let's says Hudini. That's a who don't that did not

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Speaker 4: number twelve. In nineteen twenty two, Hudini was buried under

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Speaker 4: turns out dirt isn't very breatheable. Was this a Houdini

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go with uh. This guy didn't always

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Speaker 4: Wow, said Whodini. That is it's yeah, what the heck.

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Speaker 3: Jose, it's your turn, okay, trick number ten.

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Speaker 4: Number ten. Jose Wodini made the entire city of Cleveland, Ohio,

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Speaker 4: Who dei? Or who don't he? Where did go?

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Speaker 8: Jake?

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Speaker 3: I always want to know where do things go disappears?

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Speaker 1: I think it's more important that no one noticed that

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Speaker 6: I think you can make a disappear in the modern

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Speaker 3: Son James may notice.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, not anymore.

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Speaker 6: I don't think it's possible, Jake, you don't believe in Houdini.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, who don't.

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Speaker 4: Dey got to say who don't? And it was it

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Speaker 1: Because you're not a magician.

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Speaker 4: This is true. Feel worse about myself, Jeffrey, it's your turn.

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Speaker 6: Number eight.

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Speaker 4: Number eight. Houdini tried to break out of a barrel

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Speaker 4: who don't he?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 6: The early nineteen hundreds was the golden age of Niagara

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Speaker 3: People were doing this a.

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Speaker 6: Lot it's maybe like one person survived.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of people die.

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Speaker 6: It was not Houdini. You would know about that. So

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Speaker 6: that's who don't eat. Jeffrey said, who don't he? That's

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Speaker 6: who don't He's like, find some dirt to bury me under.

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Speaker 6: That's a real chat.

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Speaker 4: It was a Brook. It's your turn, need a number,

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Speaker 4: Let's go seventeen. In nineteen nineteen, Houdini had police lock

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Speaker 4: him up completely naked and real jail cells. Did he

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Speaker 4: do it because he wanted to show he wasn't hiding

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Speaker 4: enjoy being nude around the cops like Jeffrey regardless, was

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Speaker 4: his naked jail cell trick a Houdini or who don't interesting?

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Speaker 3: I think I know where he hit the key.

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Speaker 1: Guys, I believe that that man was totally in the nude.

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Speaker 4: Let's go new Dani Brook said, Whodini? That's correct, And

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Speaker 4: if TikTok had existed back then, this would have been

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Speaker 6: You know you wanted to show off a six pack?

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Speaker 4: Apps Jose. In nineteen twenty five, at the Bertrand Island

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Speaker 4: which Houdini escaped from while wearing a straight jacket. Was

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Speaker 3: And then a college us already girl after week? That

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Speaker 3: gonna say my new favorite word, who don't eat?

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Speaker 4: They said, who don't e? That is yeah, very Sadly,

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Speaker 4: Whodini died before the first mechanical bull came out him. So, Brooke, Jose, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 4: you've all gotten today's questions, right, Alexis lose is plenty

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Speaker 1: You can't escape the dog shot.

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Speaker 6: Collar's try and you're gonna get shocked while singing do

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Speaker 6: you believe in magic?

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Speaker 2: It was gonna be Houdini by do Ale?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, do you believe in magic?

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Speaker 1: Kids?

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Speaker 3: Black magic?

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Speaker 1: Ever it starts and its house?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I think she just cursed the studios.

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Speaker 6: That was your shock collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 6: got your phone, Tawn coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Do you know in the United States, roughly six hundred

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Speaker 6: and twenty million packages get lost or stolen every year?

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Speaker 6: One point seven million a day a day.

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Speaker 1: What's a percentage like of how many are It's too much.

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Speaker 6: Math, it's too much myth. Sorry, it's a lot of

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Speaker 3: What's the ratio?

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Speaker 1: Where did we go?

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Speaker 6: But one in particular is making the news today. It's

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Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning because there's a college

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Speaker 6: them to a colleague friend so he could examine them,

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Speaker 6: all of them. But the professor's university did not pay

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Speaker 6: the shipping bill for it. Oh no, So what does

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Speaker 6: they may be lost for another three hundred and eighty millions.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine who the next scientist that finds them is? Like, Wow,

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Speaker 1: dinosaurs had shipping and delivery.

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Speaker 6: So now there's a lawsuit happening where people are blaming

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Speaker 6: it's just a.

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Speaker 1: Big mess, pretty messy.

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Speaker 6: So kind of a kind of a sad situation.

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Speaker 3: I kind of want a dumpster dive there, though that's expensive.

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Speaker 1: He's ship those, why wouldn't you just delivery?

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Speaker 6: I think it's across the country to ship them.

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Speaker 6: This first laser story is out of Washington State, Florida,

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Speaker 1: No, that dresses like a sponge man.

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Speaker 6: Yet I don't think so yet, because then the power

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Speaker 6: And if that wasn't enough, one guest accidentally flushed their

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Speaker 1: Come on, and if you didn't notice, how exactly?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we have tiny tea.

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Speaker 2: All I wanted to talk about.

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Speaker 1: Appeal from here. I'm sure their honeymoon will go off

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Speaker 6: This next laser story is out of nerd News. The

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Speaker 1: I am so invested in this story.

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Speaker 6: They had people wondering how much they'd get paid for

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Speaker 3: Time when your salary, right, you don't get overtime.

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Speaker 6: Well should People were wondering if they got paid overtime, Okay,

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Speaker 6: what would that come out to even think? The answer

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Speaker 3: Is that broke?

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Speaker 6: It's like jose said, they are on salary, so they

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Speaker 3: Five dollars ever covered anything on Earth.

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Speaker 6: They were up there for two hundred and eighty six

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Speaker 3: Thank god they have the dried ice cream up there.

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Speaker 1: They have such better attitudes than I would have been

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Speaker 6: It's hard to have a bad attitude when you're in

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Speaker 6: pick with you. Also in nerd news. AI is good

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Speaker 1: That seems quite simple.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, like the analog clock. It gets confused by the hour.

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Speaker 3: They can't draw human hands or read clockhands, just hands.

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Speaker 2: Cries counterclockwise clockwise hole, brilliant.

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Speaker 6: Exactly minute hands, thank you.

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Speaker 3: We got a reverse clock hoole.

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Speaker 6: This next Lazer story is out of alien headquarters. With

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of gaming for it these days, micromanaging from

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Speaker 6: At this point, it's not really like an invasion. It's

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Speaker 6: a study was done on the US states with the

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Speaker 1: When you're going for vacation, so you can get probe Jeff.

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Speaker 6: The top states with the highest likelihood of probability.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew you'd be into it.

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Speaker 6: Number five is Oregon. One abduction per one and fifty

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Speaker 1: With the drug use. How do you know which is real?

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Speaker 6: Why do you think the aliens are going there? So

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Speaker 3: Are they trying to get shot? Go to Texas and Florida?

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Speaker 6: The number two Washington State back up to the Northwest.

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Speaker 6: One abduction per one thousand, ninety three people. That place

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Speaker 1: Of free on this show.

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Speaker 3: Anybody not that I remember, I'd be the most action

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Speaker 6: Why and number one state for getting abducted according to

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I could see that.

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Speaker 1: You're so gonna say, New Mexico.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's just where they crashed after flying out of California.

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Speaker 3: Got it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, thats what it couldn't see. The states where you're

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Speaker 1: Okay, they're just not touching those.

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Speaker 6: Probab because we can't find anybody because everybody's out hunting

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Speaker 6: But speaking of Bigfoot, oh man, talk about a total

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Speaker 10: Yeah, oh man.

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Speaker 6: Even just talking about it, you can hear him getting

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Speaker 6: same time.

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Speaker 7: On Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: You know, in most of our show, we tend to

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Speaker 6: focus on human love. Yeah, so short sighted of us,

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Speaker 6: really disappointed because think of the animals, Brook, Do they

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Brook, Yeah sure, But like why would we talk about

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Speaker 6: Well, because for the first time in history, we have

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Speaker 6: one dog owner gave the other the loser line. Oh wow,

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Speaker 6: so we have a voicemail and they have got some

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Speaker 6: What's up? Would you?

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Speaker 7: Is this the right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 6: Goodby, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 11: Yeah, hey Becky, this is listen. In regards to the

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Speaker 8: I was more than happy.

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Speaker 11: To fill that out for you. And let's just say

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Speaker 11: Having said that, when you win, I just want to

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Speaker 11: So please get your mindset aligned to make that happen.

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Speaker 6: Oh god, she knows.

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Speaker 1: It's always the experts who do so well in those

450
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Speaker 1: bracket pools.

451
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Speaker 10: Yeah.

452
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Speaker 3: Literally, the experts never do it right, dude.

453
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Speaker 1: In our family pool, it's always a kid that wins

454
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 1: the hands down, there's no questions.

455
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Speaker 3: And our friends always the wives that win the studying right.

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Speaker 12: Next message, Hey Jack or whatever your name is, this

457
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Speaker 12: is man the woman who owns the dog that your

458
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Speaker 12: horny dog was humping at the dog park. I just

459
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Speaker 12: thought you should know that I'm taking my dog to

460
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Speaker 12: the vet because she now has some sort of war

461
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Speaker 12: or something like, some kind of canine d D. So

462
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Speaker 12: you should probably find out what other dogs that he's

463
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Speaker 12: been trying to get with because there may be some

464
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Speaker 12: sort of epidemic of dog herpes or whatever this gross

465
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Speaker 12: thing is.

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Speaker 6: Just stay out of the dog party.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Is it your friend of vets?

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Speaker 2: I have not heard her talk about dog herpes?

470
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Speaker 1: I don't know, big top of the conversation.

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Speaker 6: How do we know that her dog didn't give it

472
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Speaker 6: to his dog at the dog park. See, this is

473
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Speaker 6: why I always have my dog Bagel wear a diaper

474
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Speaker 6: whenever he's at the park. I see total safety and

475
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Speaker 6: protection every single time, because he's a wanted pup.

476
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Speaker 3: That's any hoping will be dry.

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Speaker 6: That's right, likes it that way. There you go, And

478
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Speaker 6: speaking of going viral for all the wrong reasons, have

479
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Speaker 6: you seen our YouTube page? All of your favorite segments

480
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 6: are on there, Awkward Tuesday, second Date updates, and our

481
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Speaker 6: phone taps, possibly even our featured loser line clip of

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Speaker 6: the week, plus you don't know. And as a bonus,

483
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Speaker 6: you get to see what we look like without filters

484
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Speaker 6: for once, and once you do you will understand how

485
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,959
Speaker 6: the term face for radio finally came about. There is

486
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Speaker 6: no cure for ugly and we are proof. Now let's

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Speaker 6: move on. Get back to the clip.

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Speaker 13: Hi, I'm I'm looking for Kelly. This is the guy

489
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Speaker 13: you kissed on Saint Patrick's Day. I was wearing the

490
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Speaker 13: kiss me I'm Irish T shirt.

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Speaker 8: I feel like.

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Speaker 13: I need to come clean about something. I'm not really Irish.

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Speaker 8: It's not like you can.

494
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Speaker 13: Take the kiss back, and I'm glad you can't because

495
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Speaker 13: it was awesome by the way.

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Speaker 10: Uh.

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Speaker 13: I pride myself on being an honest, stand up guy,

498
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Speaker 13: and you did give me your number, and I'd hate

499
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Speaker 13: to start off a relationship on a lie. So I

500
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Speaker 13: hope you can call me back. Just know that I'm

501
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 13: not really Irish, and I apologize for deceiving you. I

502
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Speaker 13: hope you can forgive me, and I'd like to make

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Speaker 13: it up to you sometime.

504
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Speaker 14: Well, that guy's going to rotten hell for sure, deranged,

505
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 14: twisted liars like this that give dating a bad name

506
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 14: for everybody, that non Irish scum.

507
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Speaker 1: I didn't know you had so much passion about it. Yeah,

508
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 1: I was feeling like that was the only kiss he

509
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 1: got all night, and he was shocked that his T

510
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 1: shirt actually works.

511
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 6: I think you know exactly what I was thinking, same thing. Yeah,

512
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 6: down with the total psychopath. Report him to Dateline, have

513
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 6: Chris Hansen deal with him. Yeah, I would love to

514
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 6: see Chris Hansen be like, so you claimed you were

515
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 6: Irish your ancestry and I'm just trying to run get him.

516
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 3: He's Italian.

517
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:40,719
Speaker 15: Next message, we matched on the dating apps.

518
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Speaker 16: I guess a little bit about me.

519
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 15: I'm recently divorced. I do have a pigmy horse named Rudy,

520
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 15: and I like to take him to the carnival. He

521
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:59,360
Speaker 15: really enjoys it. I'm active in the swinging community. And

522
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Speaker 15: what else I guess I like crosswords. I think I'm

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Speaker 15: kind of boring. I still have a hotmail account.

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Speaker 5: Read into that what you will?

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Speaker 6: Hotmail?

526
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Speaker 4: What a freak.

527
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 3: I'm worried. Is she actually part of like a swing

528
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 3: club that like now swings on.

529
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Speaker 1: I don't think she dance either, Jose, It's exactly what

530
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Speaker 1: we think. I don't think she's practiced over the years

531
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Speaker 1: of how to work it into a conversation because it

532
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Speaker 1: is not an easy thing to drop. You might as

533
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Speaker 1: well just included with all the other regularly.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but the hotmail thing is a dead giveaway. You

535
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 6: see hotmail at the end of an email. You know

536
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 6: they get nasty. That really is. Remember you can listen

537
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 6: to Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and

538
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 6: make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok

539
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 6: and to our YouTube page. You can hear all of

540
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 6: your favorite Loser lines right there. We got a phone

541
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 6: tap coming.

542
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 7: Up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

543
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 6: And we did a prank call about a year ago

544
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 6: where ninety percent of it was a robot voice.

545
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 1: I love those ones.

546
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Speaker 6: And we were calling a deli to order a sandwich

547
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 6: while we happen to be dealing with a road rage

548
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 6: incident at the same time. Yes, so it was kind

549
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 6: of funny to hear a robot calmly antagonizing and cursing

550
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 6: out a biker guy with tattoos. Yeah, that's why today

551
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 6: we're doing it again. But this time we're going to

552
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 6: be calling a hotel to try and book a room.

553
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 6: And I wonder what distractions might come up in this call.

554
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 6: You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.

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00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 5: Thank you for calling Olivia. How can I help you? Hello?

556
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 5: Is Olivia? Can I help you?

557
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 10: Hello? My name is Doug. Stickwick. I would like to

558
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 10: book a room.

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Speaker 5: Came what tap?

560
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 10: Oh? Sorry, I am driving and using speech to text

561
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 10: through my car.

562
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 6: Uh.

563
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 5: Okay, I've never done this before, but I guess it's fine.

564
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 5: You said your name is Doug stick Quick.

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00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 10: Excuse me, but did you just call me fish Stick?

566
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 7: No?

567
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm sorry, sir. You said your name was

568
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 5: stick Wick.

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00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 10: Yes it is. I'm sorry, just a little stressed. Looks

570
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 10: like I took a wrong turn and ended up in

571
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Speaker 10: a parade.

572
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:37,479
Speaker 5: Oh, that's really unfortunate. You might want to pull over something.

573
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 5: It seems really unsafe.

574
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 10: It's okay. I think the officials think I'm part of

575
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 10: it because I have a funny hood ornament of Mickey Mouse.

576
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 10: Oh hi everybody, Hello kids, I'm waving to them.

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00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 5: Do you want to call me back? Maybe when it's

578
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 5: a better time.

579
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 10: It's fine. I am a busy person, so this is

580
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 10: the only time I can make this call. So I

581
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 10: will be coming there on the twenty sixth and leaving

582
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Speaker 10: the twenty ninth.

583
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 5: Okay, great.

584
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 10: Also, I need a sweet with a view.

585
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 5: Okay.

586
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 10: Oh wow, that's funny. There are clowns in the road.

587
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 5: Just to be careful of them.

588
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 10: They are juggling and roller skating. Do you like clowns?

589
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 5: Not particularly, They're not my favorite, but we should get

590
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Speaker 5: back to the reservation.

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00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 10: I want to say something, Hey, clowns, what are you

592
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 10: looking at? I'm totally screwing with them and honking my horn. Okay,

593
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 10: my horn is bigger than yours.

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Speaker 5: So if I were you, I wouldn't antagonize the clowns.

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00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 10: Hold on, one is coming up to my window.

596
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 5: You definitely should keep it rolled up and leave them alone.

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Speaker 10: Nice makeup? Did a two year old get loose with

598
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 10: a Crayola box?

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Speaker 5: So I really don't think this is the best time

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Speaker 5: for you to be booking a hotel.

601
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 10: No, it's okay, I can do this. Just get me

602
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 10: a sweet on those days. Do you have one available?

603
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 5: I do, but I would really appreciate it if you

604
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 5: just call me later.

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00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 10: This is hold on, now they are surrounding my car.

606
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, the.

607
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 10: Big one with the green pants looks like a nightmare shirt.

608
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 5: This is not okay.

609
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Speaker 10: I'm going to say something.

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00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 16: Don't say anything else to any more.

611
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 10: Of the clown Hey, clown, you are not funny. You're

612
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Speaker 10: just a walking coupon for a therapy session.

613
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 5: Why would you say.

614
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 16: That to them? Why are you trying to piss them off?

615
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 10: He hit my car with a plastic rolling pin.

616
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 5: Looks really happening.

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00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 10: Blown, you want a piece of this? Stop, I'll fight

618
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 10: you right here.

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Speaker 16: I'm engaging with them. You are making it worse.

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Speaker 10: After I'm done with you, your big shoes won't be

621
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 10: the only thing you will be walking away from your

622
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 10: dignities next.

623
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 16: Oh my god, I cannot listen to this anymore.

624
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 10: Oh hey, did you book that suite yet?

625
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 8: No?

626
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 10: I need the confirmation confirmation.

627
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 16: I'm trying to stop you from ruining a whole parade.

628
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 16: They're kids watching.

629
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 10: Got it. Let me punch this clown first.

630
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'll.

631
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 10: Take you off speech to text.

632
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 16: Don't punch anybody too late.

633
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 6: God, I'm writ in the nose, that's right. Who's laughing now, buddy?

634
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 2: Wow?

635
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 6: So yeah, I kind I get that confirmation number one.

636
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 6: I'm ready for it.

637
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 4: Hello.

638
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 6: What Yeah, the confirmation number for my suite?

639
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 16: What's going on?

640
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 6: Yeah? I just took you off speech to text?

641
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 16: Doesn't So there's a parade there.

642
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 6: Oh no, it's a parade, trust me. Every day on

643
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 6: the radio show is a total parade. In the studio here.

644
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 6: I'm broking Jeffrey in the morning, especially when we do

645
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 6: these prank phone calls.

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00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 5: What are you talking about?

647
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 6: My real name is jeff from the radio show Brook

648
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 6: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap

649
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 6: on you, Olivia.

650
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 5: Jesus.

651
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 6: Your coworkerste said you up.

652
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,479
Speaker 8: Oh my god, you gotta be kid.

653
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 6: I'm not. He said that you've been really stressed out

654
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 6: at the hotel lately and you wanted us to mess

655
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 6: with you.

656
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 16: Yeah, what the hell?

657
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 6: Although the fighting clowns in the parade, you didn't. That

658
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 6: didn't make you laugh.

659
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 5: I thought I was gonna have to call the cops

660
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 5: on a clown site.

661
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 6: See that's funny. That made me laugh. You should go

662
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,479
Speaker 6: into radio after you're done with the hotel stuff.

663
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 5: No thanks?

664
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, Actually know what, I wouldn't recommend it.

665
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 7: Wake up every morning morning on the twenties brooking Jeffrey

666
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 7: in the morning.

667
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 6: Ladies. I have a question, why aren't there more of

668
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 6: you getting locked up in magical towers and getting tied

669
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 6: up to train tracks and getting slowly lowered into vats

670
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 6: of boiling lava. Yeah, frankly, you're not giving men enough

671
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 6: opportunities to step up and become heroes.

672
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: For you at Alexis, why aren't you more helpless?

673
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 2: I know, I'll take all my friends off by my

674
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 2: friends right now?

675
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 6: You do needy making us look bad. But recently one

676
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Speaker 6: of our listeners had not one, but two opportunities to

677
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 6: be a knight and shining armor right in front of

678
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 6: his date, and he could not believe his luck. So

679
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 6: why is she completely ignoring him after his impressive display

680
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,240
Speaker 6: of heroism.

681
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: Because she's already saved, doesn't need yore.

682
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll put yourself into danger again, girl. All right,

683
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 6: we're going to try to find out what happened in

684
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 6: your second date update. Right after this second date update date,

685
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 6: we got an email from one of our listeners who

686
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 6: says he's been living his life by a dating philosophy

687
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 6: that's been circulating on the internet now for about two

688
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 6: decades decades. It's called the Tow of Steve. That is

689
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 6: Tao of Steve. And I've not heard anything about this,

690
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 6: but according to him, it involves three basic rules that

691
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 6: men must live by. Number one one, be desireless.

692
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,439
Speaker 1: Number two nobody wants you.

693
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good at that one.

694
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 6: I'm not sure. I guess we'll find out. Number two

695
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 6: is be excellent and number three be gone. And if

696
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 6: you can live by all three of those rules as

697
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 6: a man, you will become irresistible to any woman on earth,

698
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 6: even married women. Brooks, so look out. Maybe get your

699
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 6: ear plugs ready before we talk to him.

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Speaker 1: I love those gone boys.

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00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're gonna learn more in a second. First, let's

702
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 6: say hello to Bobby, who needs our spiritual guidance today. Bobby,

703
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,399
Speaker 6: welcome to the show.

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00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, how you doing.

705
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: I wanted you to be Steve, the originator of all

706
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: of this, but barely you're Bobby. That works too.

707
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,439
Speaker 8: Oh it can't be everything. I guess all the time.

708
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 8: I'm doing my best here, I'm doing my best.

709
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 1: It isn't calling our show breaking rules one in three

710
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: already of your Yeah.

711
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 8: You guys are on to me. But it's the deaferate situation.

712
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 7: I need you.

713
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 3: That's rule number four.

714
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: Be desperate. Jeffer just didn't get it.

715
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, so tell us who's this woman that's making you

716
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 6: go against everything you believe in.

717
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 10: Her name is Tory.

718
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 8: She's super hot and she's super nice and we just

719
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 8: had an amazing date and like I don't know, normally

720
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 8: a woman would respond to all these philosophical things I've done.

721
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 8: But it's completely backfiring on me.

722
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 17: Now, I know, because if you're excited about someone and

723
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 17: it's like the first time you've ever felt this way,

724
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 17: like lean into it, like life's too short to be desireless,

725
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,240
Speaker 17: and you could.

726
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 2: Tell sometimes if someone's like purposely waiting till.

727
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 6: Bry to do it, Like, yeah, next thing, you know,

728
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 6: you end up on this show and you hit your

729
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 6: rock bottom. So wow, Bobby, tell us how did you

730
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 6: get to this point? Like, tell us about your date

731
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 6: with Toy?

732
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: How did you know her? Is it an online thing

733
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 1: or no?

734
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 8: No, I met her at a bar. I just kind

735
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 8: of bumped into her. And it had to be desireful

736
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 8: in the beginning, and then you be desire less. Okay,

737
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 8: that's how it works.

738
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 6: Okay, it makes sense.

739
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 8: I'm in the phase between desireless and be excellent and uh,

740
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 8: we're waiting outside the restaurant because it's like a popular place,

741
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 8: you know. Okay, so I had my opportunity to be

742
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 8: excellent just come upon me. It was awesome.

743
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 3: What are you excellent at?

744
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:15,320
Speaker 6: Friend?

745
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 10: Oh?

746
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: I'm excited. What this opportunity was?

747
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 6: What happened?

748
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 8: So this foreign family. I'm not sure where they were from.

749
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 8: I didn't speak whatever language they like. Vaguely, I can

750
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 8: tell they're looking for a specific museum, like a really

751
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 8: famous reason.

752
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: Okay, so they're like tourists in the area and they

753
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: need some help.

754
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly, Okay, they weren't understanding my directions, so I

755
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 8: was just like with my fingers, I was like, I

756
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 8: will walk you there, you know, like little like walking

757
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 8: man singer.

758
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 18: Yeah.

759
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: Most people would pull out Google Translate.

760
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,439
Speaker 2: On their phone and pull it up on their phone

761
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 2: on Google Maps.

762
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, but okay, yeah, but Google Maps isn't excellent.

763
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: I want to be You're gonna leave your date standing

764
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,280
Speaker 1: in front of the restaurant while you walk this family

765
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: with Absolutely not.

766
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 8: I took her with me.

767
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 6: So now you're demonstrating that you're a guy who's willing

768
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 6: to help strangers. You know your way around the neighborhood

769
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 6: generally a lot of excellent qualities.

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00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 1: You know what a museum is, Yes, you know exactly.

771
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 6: So did you go straight to the bedroom from the museum.

772
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 6: Did you have to do more?

773
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 8: Well, you know, if you have the chance to be

774
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 8: excellent twice, let's do it twice and Luckily for your

775
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 8: boy here he was excellent twice in one night.

776
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 3: Whoa at the museum? So many directions back to the restaurant?

777
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: Wow, what do you do the second time?

778
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 8: So second time we're having dinner. Dinner is like pretty

779
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 8: much finishing up and you could just tell like someone

780
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 8: dined and dashed, someone hadn't paid their bill. Woh yeah,

781
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 8: like the waiters were all huddling together and stuff, and

782
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 8: like it's an expensive bill. It was a big deal. Yeah.

783
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 8: I took care of the bill and I tipped the waiter,

784
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 8: just kind of nonchalant.

785
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 3: Like, oh wow, super nice bro.

786
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 1: I thought you're going to go to hero mode and

787
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,879
Speaker 1: tackle the dining dasher, but you just took care of it.

788
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 8: I mean, I think tackling the dining dasher is cool,

789
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 8: but it's even cooler to be nonchalant.

790
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 6: I see, how do you be nonchalant after just going

791
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 6: over and paying someone else's bill? Like, what do you

792
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 6: say to Tory when you come back to the table.

793
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,919
Speaker 8: Well, the thing is you say nothing, and you wait

794
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 8: for her to question you what was that?

795
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 10: And then you.

796
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: Reveal, wow, did she fall into that? Ploy?

797
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 8: She was like what was that? I was like, I

798
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 8: just took care of it a little shoulder shrug.

799
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: No, biggie, no, while you're checking your bank statement to

800
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: make sure it doesn't bounce.

801
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 8: These things these are investments. Okay, you are investing though,

802
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 8: because you know she's gonna think about little things.

803
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, it's a gentleman thing to do.

804
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 6: We're all impressed. Did it work on Tory?

805
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 8: If you had asked me in the moment, I was like,

806
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 8: couldn't be better. I walked her home, we hugged, I

807
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 8: gave her a peck on the cheek, said we'd talk, dude.

808
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 8: And then it turns out she goned me.

809
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, the goner got gone.

810
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 4: You never hit me up.

811
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: How long did you wait before you contacted her after

812
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: the date?

813
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, like according to the pools I live by,

814
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 8: and trying to be gone. So I was trying to

815
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,720
Speaker 8: be gone for a while.

816
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, I just.

817
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 2: That's your answer right there.

818
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 7: Yeah.

819
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: Do you think she thought she got ghosts?

820
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 7: Mean?

821
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't hear from someone after a first date,

822
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 2: you're not, yea.

823
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 6: So maybe your rules are playing against you if you're

824
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 6: sticking to them.

825
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, but like asked, like four or five days, I

826
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 8: just couldn't take it anymore, and I just started texting

827
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 8: her and I was absolutely desireful, not excellent, and I

828
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 8: was pregnant.

829
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 4: Man, she broke you.

830
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 6: I feel you, Steve, would be so disappointed in your behavior.

831
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: When I tell myself I'm gonna eat healthy and then

832
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: what do you know, a whole box of oreos ends

833
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 1: up in my mouth.

834
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,760
Speaker 6: You know, and now you're reaching out to us, which

835
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 6: I think breaks your first rule of like be desireless,

836
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 6: because now you're asking a radio show to show him

837
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 6: much you want to hang out.

838
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean all the rules are out of the

839
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 8: window at this point. I want to so bad.

840
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 6: Oh, we're throwing every rule that we know out the

841
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 6: window when we come back and call Tory for you

842
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 6: and try to get her to agree to abide by

843
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 6: the towel of Bobby and give you one more chance

844
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 6: with your second date update. Right after this second date update,

845
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 6: you know you're in a good place when you find

846
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 6: yourself abandoning your entire belief system to score a date

847
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,919
Speaker 6: with a woman. I've abandoned my belief six times since

848
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 6: I got to work today. Oh, and it feels great.

849
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 7: I don't know.

850
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: We could call a dating strategy, your belief system, and

851
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: that seem a little dramatic.

852
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 6: Well that's what Bobby says. He told us he used

853
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 6: to live by a dating philosophy called the Tow of Steve, which,

854
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 6: if you didn't hear, it's basically three rules about demonstrating

855
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 6: your value while also not coming across as desperate or

856
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 6: too available.

857
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: Okay, so he's stuck.

858
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 6: To those very strictly until he met Tory Yeah, and said,

859
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 6: screw it, Tory's way too hot. I need to know

860
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 6: why she's not calling me back right now.

861
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 1: I mean he lasted four days until he started incessantly

862
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: texting her.

863
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 6: Exactly with no response. Now, Bobby, I'm assuming you don't

864
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 6: want us to tell Tory about your mantra and the

865
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 6: rules that you follow, unless how you already told her,

866
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 6: did you?

867
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:16,879
Speaker 8: No?

868
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 18: No, no, I didn't tell her my philosophy.

869
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 8: Don't tell her, that's part of it.

870
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 3: You don't say it.

871
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 2: But also, do you assume most singles out there try

872
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 2: to do the same general thing, play hard to get,

873
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 2: not be too available.

874
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: It's pretty be excellent.

875
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, but like this is my secret, sauce.

876
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 8: Tell him the secret, sauce.

877
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 6: I think it's admirable that as a plan, because mine

878
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:40,919
Speaker 6: is just drink a lot and hope for the best.

879
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 6: So Bobby in a better spot than a lot of people.

880
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: And we've all seen you after you drink a lot.

881
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: It's not what she's to Yeah, well that's exactly right.

882
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 6: Let's call Tory. We'll see what she has to say

883
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 6: why she's not calling you back. Hopefully she picks up

884
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 6: and I'm dialing your number right now here we go.

885
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 3: Scottish.

886
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 6: Hello, Hey, we're looking to speak with Toy.

887
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 5: Can I ask you's calling?

888
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 6: Yes, you can. We're a radio show. We're called Brook

889
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 6: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

890
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: Hey, Torri alshows here.

891
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, what's going on.

892
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,720
Speaker 6: We're doing a segment on our show called the Second

893
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 6: Date Update where we're trying to help out one of

894
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 6: our listeners get in touch with you after you already

895
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 6: went on one day with him.

896
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 5: It's just like some internet thing or.

897
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 6: No, no, it's much more disgraceful. It's a radio thing.

898
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's also a podcast.

899
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 6: Focus on the radio part. That's the cool bit of this,

900
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 6: because we're just trying to get some answers for Bobby

901
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 6: about why you're not hanging out again or even talking

902
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 6: to him at all.

903
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 5: I mean it was a.

904
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: Date, Okay, I mean you could see. It's probably pretty

905
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: obvious that it's driving him nuts, not knowing why you're

906
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: not calling, because.

907
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, it's kind of just felt like I

908
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 5: was on a date with someone who was giving attention

909
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 5: to everyone and everything else except me.

910
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: Okay, why do you say that?

911
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 5: Even when we first got to the restaurant, we were waiting,

912
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 5: and he offered to show some people that were lost

913
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 5: the way to the museum.

914
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 3: But that's nice.

915
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I was starving and we lost our reservation,

916
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 5: so we had to wait another thirty minutes because you

917
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 5: were gone.

918
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 3: Oh I could see that happening.

919
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm sorry. Not only that, if she's in heels,

920
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: like it's not comfortable to walk.

921
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:39,760
Speaker 6: Okay, So you don't value helping people. You value material.

922
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: Things like don't come like that.

923
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm trying to understand where your thought processes.

924
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,399
Speaker 5: I mean that was just one part of the date.

925
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 5: Like even when we were inside, he would compliment the

926
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 5: wait staff. But how dare he never once complimented me

927
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 5: in Oh.

928
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 3: That's important, h the focus of the whole night, or I.

929
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 6: Had told the wait staff to compliment you for going

930
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 6: to do it directly. Looks so beautiful?

931
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 3: Could you also relay that to her?

932
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 1: I can't. We didn't compliment you because I mean he

933
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: gushed about you to us, about how and lovely and

934
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: nice you were. He never said anything like that to you.

935
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 8: No.

936
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 5: I mean even when I was in the middle of

937
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,240
Speaker 5: a story. I was telling him about my vacation to Europe,

938
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 5: and he got up in the middle of it and

939
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 5: went and picked up a nap and somebody else dropped

940
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 5: at another table.

941
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 3: He's almost like, it's gonna sound funny. He's almost like.

942
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 4: Two nice guys.

943
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 2: You think she cares about things that she does, like

944
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 2: guys think girls are impressed by those things, not just

945
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 2: listening to them.

946
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, And like even at the end he held the

947
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 5: door up and for someone else and then went out

948
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 5: behind them, not holding the door.

949
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 6: For me and didn't hold What the heck do you

950
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 6: think here's the thing?

951
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: Obviously he's a kind person. Do you think that he

952
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: was just nervous and maybe that's why those things didn't

953
00:45:58,920 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: happen for you?

954
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 5: He didn't seem nervous and he was super nice, polite,

955
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 5: talkative with everyone else.

956
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, But a lot of times guys don't want to, like,

957
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 6: seem too desperate in front of a girl and won't

958
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 6: say the thing that they're feeling because it don't make

959
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 6: them seem you know, beta, which is a thing that

960
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 6: it's a complex that guys have, and.

961
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 1: That's why they slammed doors in their face.

962
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 6: Is But maybe he was just in his own head

963
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 6: too much, and we should probably ask him about it.

964
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 6: Because Bobby is waiting on the other line wanting to

965
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 6: compliment you profusely.

966
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.

967
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 4: What, Yeah, he's.

968
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 6: Been listening to this call, Bobby.

969
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 9: You're there, a little smooth Bobby, anything you want to

970
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,280
Speaker 9: say to her story?

971
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 8: You didn't like all those excellent things I did set

972
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 8: you up there?

973
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 5: I mean, what was the point of me being there

974
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 5: if you weren't going to give any attention or participate

975
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 5: in the date at all.

976
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 8: I mean, you didn't really give me a lot of

977
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 8: attention after the date. You know, I gave you a

978
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 8: lot of texts and calls and stuff.

979
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 5: Why would I do that, give attention to someone who

980
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 5: clearly didn't have the time of day for me.

981
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 8: No, that's that's really that's toy. That's not it. Okay,

982
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 8: So basically.

983
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 6: Bobby, wait, wait, hold on, are you sure you want

984
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 6: to do this? Yeah, just like apologize and compliment her.

985
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, but like you guys want me to lie there,

986
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 8: I don't want to lie there. I gotta be honest.

987
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 6: We say, compliment her. That's a lot, go for it.

988
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 3: Then clear your chest, man, then go for it.

989
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 5: Bobby, what do you have to tell me? But can't

990
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 5: hurry up? I got things to do, okay.

991
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 18: Okay, So like I lived by these these philosophical rules,

992
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 18: all of which you don't really need to know about.

993
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 18: But basically, like I was, I was trying to demonstrate

994
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 18: value and be excellent for you to other people. You know,

995
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 18: maybe it came off as like I.

996
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 8: Didn't care about you, but I was like trying to

997
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 8: do these things to show you what I am capable of,

998
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 8: like my potential and stuff.

999
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 6: I can pick up a napkin so fast, yes.

1000
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 18: Yeah, exactly, I can pick up a napkin so fast.

1001
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 19: Yeah.

1002
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 5: Right now, I don't even know what you're talking about.

1003
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 5: Right now, Like all you have to do is ask

1004
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 5: me questions and listen and compliment.

1005
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: That is a lot to ask for.

1006
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 6: That is a whole the thing is complimenting kind of

1007
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 6: goes against the philosophy that he believes in.

1008
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: So no, well that would be part of being excellent.

1009
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 6: No, i'd be breaking desireless. But yeah, but you do that.

1010
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: He said after the first eight. See, this is the

1011
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: whole thing with rules, Like they get so complicated. Why

1012
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: don't you just be a normal human and have a

1013
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: good conversation.

1014
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's get rid of laws too, Jeff.

1015
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 1: That doesn't no structure.

1016
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 8: I think I know what's he's talking about. I think

1017
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 8: she just doesn't like people who do good things.

1018
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: Here's a question, Tory. If he would have done those

1019
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: things for the other people and also listened and complimented

1020
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 1: you and asked you questions, how would you have felt.

1021
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 5: I mean, it would have been better. But I'm not

1022
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 5: sure why he needed to focus on everything else except

1023
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 5: our date.

1024
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 8: But I can't do all those things. I was already

1025
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 8: tired doing the other stuff.

1026
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: It's a lot, man, So it's one or the other

1027
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: for you.

1028
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 6: You're either fully thinking, strategizing, or you're doing nothing.

1029
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: He's not a multitasker.

1030
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 8: Yeah, Like, I'm sorry for being excellent.

1031
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 19: That's not the apology that she was stepped in before

1032
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 19: that but the one thing that he is focused on

1033
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 19: right now, Tory, his only focus is getting another date

1034
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 19: with you.

1035
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 6: That is why he reached out to a radio show

1036
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 6: to get a hold of you and arrange a second meetup.

1037
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 6: And we would pay for it if you're willing to

1038
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 6: give him a second chance.

1039
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 5: I think I'm good. I don't want to be with

1040
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 5: someone who just likes to grand stand.

1041
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 6: But remember, Bobby's not good, He's excellent, so you could

1042
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 6: level up.

1043
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: I mean now he knows right like now, the expectations

1044
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 1: of what you're looking for out there, like you might

1045
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 1: as well give him a chance to make that happen,

1046
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:19,879
Speaker 1: don't you think.

1047
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm listening out. Look, you're hot, and I'll pick

1048
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,919
Speaker 8: up your napkin and like you want me to ask

1049
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 8: you questions? What are you doing next Friday? Let's get dinner.

1050
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: That was actually the smoothest thing he's ever done.

1051
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, Tory, what do you think I'm gonna pass?

1052
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 5: We did our best, honestly, he just he came on

1053
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 5: way too strong at the end and act just like

1054
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 5: a shy.

1055
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 6: Oh, Bobby, you're back to square one, dude.

1056
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 8: These rules just like don't work for some people, Like

1057
00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 8: I'm desireless. It doesn't work. I'm desireful, it doesn't work. Excellent,

1058
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 8: I'm too excellent. I'm gone, I'm too gone.

1059
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, welcome to dating women, buddy. It's going to be

1060
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 6: a long road.

1061
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 2: Nobody said too excellent but yourself.

1062
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 6: Jeff in the morning. You know, after thousands of second

1063
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 6: day calls, I'm starting to notice a trend. Sometimes men

1064
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 6: don't listen very good.

1065
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 1: Wait are you just now hearing that?

1066
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like thousands.

1067
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 6: I don't know if anybody saw this, But even when

1068
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 6: guys get here like beating over the head with good information,

1069
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 6: sometimes it just doesn't register for guys.

1070
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 3: We're also sometimes information doesn't.

1071
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: Register like it's hard to sometimes change right? What this guy?

1072
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 6: Sorry? What were you saying?

1073
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: This guy was so like stuck on his plan that

1074
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: when it was the problem, he couldn't he could ship pivot?

1075
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 6: What is Brook saying?

1076
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1077
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 6: Next time you get angry at a man for not listening,

1078
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 6: may be turn your attention to God from making us

1079
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 6: that way.

1080
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 1: It's icy, it's it's God's fun.

1081
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 6: Thanks a lot, God spot over here. But we can

1082
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 6: put you into a good spot in your dating life.

1083
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 6: If you want some help, with that, at least we'll

1084
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,319
Speaker 6: try email the show. We'll call that person who's not

1085
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 6: calling you back.

1086
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:18,760
Speaker 1: And two out of the four of us will actually

1087
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 1: hear what you said.

1088
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe on a good day.

1089
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 3: I'm just happy to be here.

1090
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 6: Go check out all of our second day podcast wherever

1091
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 6: you get yours at Brook.

1092
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,959
Speaker 7: And Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1093
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 6: Ladies, is there anything sexier than a man who's confident,

1094
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 6: who's bold, who's not scared to initiate the conversation.

1095
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 1: Oh that's great.

1096
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 6: Well good, because our next segment is filled with bold

1097
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 6: dudes who confidently logged onto their mom's computer and weren't

1098
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 6: scared to go on Craigslist and leave an anonymous post

1099
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 6: about how they watched you through the glass of that

1100
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,919
Speaker 6: yoga studio.

1101
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: We got tricked into a greedy.

1102
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, ship isn't dead. It just moved to

1103
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 6: a website with less restrictions on. We're gonna read some

1104
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:12,240
Speaker 6: of these beautiful unsolicited love poems from modern day Nights

1105
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 6: and Shining Armor during a brand Newliss Misconnections coming up

1106
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 6: right after this.

1107
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 7: He KD Misconnections that was staring.

1108
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 6: It's only two places for you to find true love

1109
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 6: in this world. One is in the waiting room of

1110
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,439
Speaker 6: your local foot doctor when you accidentally touch bunions over

1111
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 6: the magazine.

1112
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 3: Over the magazines you're handing magazines by foot. You want

1113
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 3: to read this verse.

1114
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 6: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1115
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 6: We scour that website every week to find the best

1116
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 6: miss connections they have to offer, like this first one

1117
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 6: titled you had me at Merlow liquor store. He says,

1118
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 6: I was perusing the shelves looking for the lowest grade

1119
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 6: to key that they had when I heard the little

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Speaker 6: bell go off by the door. And that's when I

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00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 6: turned and saw you. You were the pigtail wearing princess

1122
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:12,760
Speaker 6: with the red north faced jacket on. How old are you?

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00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 6: Forty twenty sixty?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 6: I could not tell that.

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00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 1: Because you already part take part took in the cheap tequila.

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00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 6: But I did like those dimples on you. I immediately

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00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 6: smiled and you smiled back. You then walked by me

1129
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 6: to use the in store ATM I feel like I

1130
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 6: floated over to your area, captivated by your aura.

1131
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,240
Speaker 3: Wait, watching at yeah.

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00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 6: Watching you put in your pin number using only your elbow.

1133
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 1: Wait wait germs. Yea, I may tell you liquor store

1134
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 1: is notoriously not super clean.

1135
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 6: At one point you caught me watching, and that's when

1136
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 6: your smile faded and you actually flipped me the pinky.

1137
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 1: What is that a thing?

1138
00:54:59,160 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1139
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 6: You gotta see you curled your lip and little fingered me.

1140
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Speaker 4: I like that.

1141
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 6: I'm not sure what that means, but.

1142
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,479
Speaker 1: It's like the warning before you get the middle.

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00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 3: Maybe.

1144
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:13,839
Speaker 11: Yeah.

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00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 6: I had to google what it meant because no one

1146
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 6: had done that to me before. I guess it's a thing,

1147
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 6: especially in Asia. Oh, I'm impressed with how worldly you are.

1148
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 6: You left before I caught your name, but I did

1149
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 6: catch your bank pin from the ATM. Why do respond

1150
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 6: with that sweet four digit code so I know it's.

1151
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 3: You confer it right?

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00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:39,720
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1153
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 3: That and your social Yeah yeah.

1154
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 6: That signs Marcus seems legit to me.

1155
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Speaker 3: My god.

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00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 6: This next misconnection is titled I'll be Missing You. I'll

1157
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 6: spelled like a I S l E. Woman for man

1158
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 6: forty one trader Joe's I was playing the Lumineers at

1159
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 6: volume off my Pandora radio.

1160
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: Do not do that?

1161
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,240
Speaker 6: When we accidentally bumped into each other near the wall

1162
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 6: of cheeses. That's do you remember? You had to because

1163
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 6: I was looking absolutely gorgeous.

1164
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: That day, like you're feeling yourself.

1165
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 6: Toilettos, fresh weave, smelling like microwaved bacon, the good kind,

1166
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 6: not the fake rubbery stuff, thick cut. Yeah, I'm sure

1167
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 6: it was intimidating to be in a Trader Joe's while

1168
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 6: looking at a Whole Foods hotty. You seemed shy, but

1169
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,720
Speaker 6: I saw you sneak in a peak by the snack aisle.

1170
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 6: Someone wanted to taste of that good old cookie butter.

1171
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 6: When we both got to the register, I made the

1172
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 6: first move and asked if you wanted to be a

1173
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,319
Speaker 6: gentleman and pay for my groceries.

1174
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 7: That.

1175
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 3: If you start with gentlemen as my gentlemanhood.

1176
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 6: You seemed confused, so instead I just kissed your neck

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00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 6: and wrote down my number on your receipt. I thought

1178
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 6: you were cute. Reggie, got your good good come and

1179
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 6: get it assigned. Regina.

1180
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:20,439
Speaker 1: She's Reggie, She's the whole food yea yeah.

1181
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 6: This next misconnection is titled the one who got away

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00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 6: on eight wheels Man for Woman twenty nine Skating fund Zone.

1183
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 6: I saw you on Tuesday for glow skate night.

1184
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1185
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 6: Man, what a party? Am I right back in the day.

1186
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 1: No, they still are Jose, They have like adult skate

1187
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: night and people go hard like it is intimidating people.

1188
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 2: She means her.

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00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,919
Speaker 6: It's a doll nine because I said so has had

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00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 6: stories from every single location on the misconnections, the liquor store,

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Speaker 6: the t's and now skating.

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00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 3: So I was just looking for I wasn't there.

1193
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 6: I'm just saying it's funny because the next thing that

1194
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 6: he writes is that's the place where all the action

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00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 6: is at.

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Speaker 4: A little bit about me.

1197
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 6: I grew up in the area and was homeschools for

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00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 6: a long time. Then instead of going to community college,

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Speaker 6: I came to the rink.

1200
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 4: Every day.

1201
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 6: Now I work here part time and I haven't looked

1202
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 6: back since. But enough about me. I think you said

1203
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 6: your name was Italia or Yulia. Hard to hear because

1204
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 6: when I asked you, I was kind of hot dog

1205
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 6: in it with one of my skates up in the

1206
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 6: air almost as high as my belt buckle.

1207
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: Wow, that's actually impressive.

1208
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 6: You were looking good, tall, yellow socks, green windbreaker. I

1209
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 6: had my eye on you. It is probably because you

1210
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 6: were the only one I knew for sure was over eighteen.

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00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 6: It was a skate legs parentheses JK dot dot dot,

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00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 6: although a little no JK.

1213
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but at least he's checking.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,959
Speaker 6: I told my boss Leo about you, and he said

1216
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Speaker 6: I should ask you to play some misspac Man. L

1217
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 6: O l O l he's such a fossil.

1218
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 1: Oh, that's not cool.

1219
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess not. I'm more of a rule breaker.

1220
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 6: That's why I had the girl at Concessions make you

1221
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 6: a graveyard on the house.

1222
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: That was me.

1223
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 6: It was you didn't even have to pay for it.

1224
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 6: If you see this, tell me what color my Quicksilver

1225
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 6: T shirt was. No hints. Otherwise Leo gets involved and

1226
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 6: we both don't want that. L O l O l

1227
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 6: O l Oh. That's signed Jacob skate Ninja number four.

1228
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 1: Wait, there's three others.

1229
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 6: He's only the fourth best at And apparently those were

1230
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Speaker 6: your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

1231
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Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 6: I don't know about you, but where we live, the

1233
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 6: weather has been pretty horrendous lately. I'm talking like months

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01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 6: and months of non stop gloom, and Jeffery's the whole season.

1235
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Speaker 1: Of Yeah, I love gray.

1236
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:20,959
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1237
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 6: I mean, we really could use some sunshine and positivity today,

1238
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 6: and that's exactly what we're going to get in the

1239
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 6: form of our new player, John aka the Human Sunray.

1240
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 6: Wo John, thank you for being here and brightening up

1241
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 6: the show with your presence. Say literally anything that will

1242
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 6: put us in a good mood.

1243
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't think I'm the guy for that.

1244
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I feel so happy.

1245
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 3: Shut out of my heart.

1246
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 4: You're a worker.

1247
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 6: He's like, shut up.

1248
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 3: The phone out, quiet down.

1249
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:06,080
Speaker 6: It's true. We need to take the sun's rays in doses,

1250
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 6: like small doses, or else we could get burned. So

1251
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 6: that was a nice little teaser for us.

1252
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to go put on some SPF in the hallway.

1253
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 6: You got to do that for your safety. And we're

1254
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 6: gonna get to the game. Here thirty seconds to answer

1255
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 6: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1256
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 6: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke

1257
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 6: outright if you want to win. Are you ready, yes, sir,

1258
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 6: let's do it. Good luck. Your time starts now. March's

1259
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 6: National Peanut Month, which southern state produces ninety nine percent

1260
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 6: of the country's peanuts. Kentucky fifty Cent was one of

1261
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 6: the original investors in what popular bottled water brand in

1262
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 6: the holiday movie Home Alone, which actor played Kevin mcaulay culkin.

1263
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:50,240
Speaker 6: How many sides does a rhombus have? What nursery rhyme

1264
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 6: was written to warn children of the dangers of wolves,

1265
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 6: Little red riding hood. Weighing almost three and a half pounds,

1266
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 6: What's the heaviest internal organ of the human body?

1267
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 7: Stomach?

1268
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 6: All right, John, that was awesome work, especially since you

1269
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 6: was your first time on the show. Well done, and

1270
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 6: because it's your first time, we obviously don't know much

1271
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 6: about John except for this. His job is this might

1272
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 6: be a little bit of a secret. He's an insurance

1273
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 6: fraud inspector. Can you imagine the missions that John must

1274
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 6: go on, the disguises that he must wear for his job.

1275
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 6: I bet he parachutes into work every single day.

1276
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 1: So facebooks he must peruse for vacation photos when people

1277
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 1: say that they're actually injured.

1278
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, John, what's the most dangerous inspection that you've ever

1279
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 6: gone on?

1280
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 11: Well?

1281
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 6: I work mostly from a desk, so wow, he do

1282
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 6: give a lot more credit than I deserve.

1283
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 1: He could get a paper cut there, Yeah, a paper cut.

1284
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 6: He could the desk. The edges of the desk are

1285
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 6: probably really sharpened pointing, or it.

1286
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 3: Could explode at the end of his phone.

1287
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:58,160
Speaker 6: Possible.

1288
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 8: I hit my knee against my desk when I was

1289
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 8: standing up the other day.

1290
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:05,040
Speaker 1: We knew that he was.

1291
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, God, please send flowers and your farewell wishes

1292
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 6: over to John at his work today. Oh John, it's

1293
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 6: really just heroic that you're even willing to call into

1294
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 6: the show today. Thank you so much. Now Brooks, turn

1295
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 6: you ready, Yes, your time starts now. March's National peanut month,

1296
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 6: which southern state produces ninety nine percent of the country's peanuts.

1297
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:29,560
Speaker 6: Georgia fifty cent was one of the original investors in

1298
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 6: what popular bottled.

1299
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 1: Water brand Oh Vitamin Water.

1300
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 6: In the holiday movie Home Alone, which actor played Kevin.

1301
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know Macaulay Culkin.

1302
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:43,760
Speaker 6: How many sides does a rhombus have?

1303
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 7: Has?

1304
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 6: Six? What Nursery Rhyme was written to warn children of

1305
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 6: the dangers of wolves.

1306
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 1: Little red Ridinghood. I don't like that's why it was written.

1307
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:54,400
Speaker 7: But.

1308
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,400
Speaker 3: It's literally about don't go into this, you.

1309
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 6: Gotta be careful.

1310
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 1: Message there.

1311
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 6: All right, Well, we'll tell you about it in a second,

1312
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 6: But first let's go to the scoreboard with jse Oh yeah.

1313
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 5: There, that's right, daddy, Oh Jojo Stewie.

1314
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:17,680
Speaker 6: Melaios, I missed that episode of Family Guy, But yeah, John, you.

1315
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 3: Got three correct today.

1316
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 1: Pretty good night.

1317
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:23,240
Speaker 3: That's good, nice and brooked.

1318
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:29,680
Speaker 1: Four wins, John, Whether you want it to be or not,

1319
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 1: it was close.

1320
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:34,959
Speaker 6: Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National Peanut Month.

1321
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 6: The southern state that produces ninety nine percent of our

1322
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 6: country's peanuts would be Georgia. Fifty Cent was one of

1323
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 6: the original investors in vitamin water, made hundreds of millions

1324
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 6: of dollars off of it when it was sold. In

1325
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,240
Speaker 6: the movie Home Alone, Macaulay Culkin is the actor who

1326
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:49,920
Speaker 6: plays Kevin.

1327
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 1: That took me a second you got there.

1328
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,800
Speaker 6: Though Rambus has four sides to it, it's just kind

1329
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 6: of some of the sides are a little bit angled.

1330
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 6: And the nursery rhyme written to warn children of the

1331
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 6: dangers of wolves was Little Red Riding Hood. The brothers

1332
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,720
Speaker 6: Grim wrote it, wanting to teach children that no matter

1333
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 6: how cute they look, wolves are bad.

1334
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 1: It just seems like those had like bigger life moral

1335
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 1: lessons than stay out of the Way of.

1336
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,000
Speaker 3: Wolves Germany in the seventeen hundreds.

1337
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 10: Brook is really good.

1338
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:18,479
Speaker 1: I could be wrong.

1339
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:22,080
Speaker 6: The heaviest internal organ in the human body, weighing three

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Speaker 6: and a half pounds, is the liver. John, I'm sorry

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Speaker 6: was not enough to be Brooke here, but just for

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Speaker 6: playing you do win a pair of tickets to see

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Speaker 6: Potted Potter at the More Theater. The Unauthorized Harry Potter

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Speaker 6: Experience condenses all seven Harry Potter books into a hilarious

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Speaker 6: show that will make you roar with laughter.

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Speaker 8: Knife I'm a Harry Potter nerd, so I'll take you, dude, perfect.

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Speaker 1: What house are you in?

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Speaker 7: Oh? What are you really?

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Speaker 1: I've definitely gryffindor.

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Speaker 3: Very smart man.

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Speaker 6: That's gonna be really He's all the way. Yeah, he loves.

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Speaker 7: Hey, John.

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Speaker 6: Come back and play again soon. Okay, awesome, Thanks right,

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Speaker 6: we'll be back to the Windbrooks Block the same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,