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Speaker 1: On the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Callie Pton? Yes,

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Speaker 1: the Callietson who hooked up with her boss after work

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Speaker 1: the other day. H Who is this? I'm a security

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Speaker 1: guard at the building you work at. You can't be serious,

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Speaker 1: as you can imagine. I was pretty surprised when I

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Speaker 1: was going through the security videos and saw what you

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Speaker 1: were doing with your boss. Or should I say to

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Speaker 1: your boss? No, there's no way. This is ridiculous. There's

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Speaker 1: absolutely no way. If I didn't have the video, then

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Speaker 1: how would I know it was in a stairwell on

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Speaker 1: the third floor. This is you know what, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: call the police. That's you know what. That's that's fine,

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Speaker 1: you can call the police. I'll just send the tapes

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Speaker 1: over to corporate. I'm sure they'll get a kick out

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Speaker 1: of it. So you cannot do that. You have to

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Speaker 1: delete this video. That's funny. You want me to delete it.

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Speaker 1: I want to keep it. I think maybe some other

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Speaker 1: people might be interested in seeing it. We've gotta you

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Speaker 1: cannot show that to anybody. Got a weird little problem

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Speaker 1: we gotta figure out, don't we Listen? Okay, I will

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Speaker 1: do whatever it takes to get this video. You don't

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Speaker 1: even realize my life, my box's life like you could

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Speaker 1: be all completely ruined. There is one thing you can do,

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Speaker 1: and I'll make sure this tape gets to you and

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Speaker 1: doesn't see the light of day. I'll delete it off

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Speaker 1: my computer. You can even watch me. What do you want?

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Speaker 1: I've had this reoccurring dream where a pesky leprechn makes

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Speaker 1: me a sandwich. It's very odd. This is. If you

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Speaker 1: don't want to do it for me, I'll just hang

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Speaker 1: up the phone and send this video on over to corporate.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, no no, um, don't don't hang up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: then just pretend to make me a sandwich right now

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Speaker 1: in your best Irish accent. So you just want me

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Speaker 1: to describe making a sandwich in your best Irish accent

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Speaker 1: and I'd like cheese on it? Okay, um, okay, there

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Speaker 1: we lad, here's some righty bread and mustard. You went

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Speaker 1: a little too quickly there. Can you do it slower

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Speaker 1: for me? And I don't like Swiss? Could you make

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Speaker 1: it American? This is completely suck but um there you

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Speaker 1: I guess I'll still stick with the rye bread and

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Speaker 1: put the mustard on it again. And I am out

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Speaker 1: call me Laddie. Okay, Laddie, I will make you a

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Speaker 1: sandwich here. It's turkey and American cheese. Light he died.

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Speaker 1: He died, putting it's all together now and catching it

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Speaker 1: in half. There you go, enjoy your sandwich. Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. You're welcome. Um. Can I please have this

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Speaker 1: tape now? You can't have the tapes because they don't exist.

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Speaker 1: So what are you talking about? This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you a

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Speaker 1: serious Yeah, your best friend Sonya set you up. She

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Speaker 1: emailed us and told us you were bragging about hooking

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Speaker 1: up with your boss the other day. Sony ild you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was supposed to be a private conversation, let alone

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Speaker 1: be on the radio. You can't put this on the radio,

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Speaker 1: you know that, right, like just like ruined me. I

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Speaker 1: agree that Irish accent was pretty terrible. No, not the

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Speaker 1: Irish accent. The sex is my boss. Oh yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: probably pretty bad too. Wake up every morning with Jewel

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties School one hundred

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Speaker 1: one eight