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Speaker 1: Hey girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is

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Speaker 1: this the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's a laser line?

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Speaker 3: Goo, what just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 3: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 3: uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 2: Hey girl, you know I'm so rich.

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Speaker 3: I'll make it Bruce Wayne on you.

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Speaker 2: Get it like rain? But I said Wayne, because I'm

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Speaker 2: Bruce Wayne. Wait, why am I giving away my secret identity?

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Speaker 4: Of crap?

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Speaker 2: Whatever you do?

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Speaker 3: Was this the urge to go full joker on him

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Speaker 3: and laugh like Heath Ledger in his face? Instead, tell

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Speaker 3: him that you would love to be his catwoman and

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Speaker 3: prowl around with him some night. And then that's when

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Speaker 3: you hand them the digits to the bat phone. So

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Speaker 3: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play

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Speaker 3: on the air.

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Speaker 2: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 1: Next message why and Hey it's me. It's you.

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Speaker 5: Remember you met me a few months ago and you

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Speaker 5: had told.

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Speaker 4: Me it was your birthday and I did not forgive it.

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Speaker 1: So here I am wishing you a happy birthday.

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Speaker 2: For he's a jolly good fellow.

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Speaker 1: For he's a jolly good fellow or he's a jolly

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Speaker 1: good fellow.

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Speaker 5: Which nobody can deny.

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Speaker 1: Even though you didn't call.

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Speaker 4: Me back, I still never forgot your birthday, and don't

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Speaker 4: forget it.

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Speaker 1: My birthday is in two months, two weeks, two days.

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Speaker 5: Okay, yes, it's your birthday day.

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Speaker 3: She is the real life happy birthday reminder from Facebook.

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Speaker 3: A jolly good fellow is that when you were tired?

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Speaker 2: Though I don't know. I think it's just for old

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Speaker 2: people in general. I'm just said, if that's the only

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Speaker 2: birthday wish Brian got. Sorry, he's a.

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Speaker 1: Listener of the show.

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Speaker 4: Next message, what's going on isach from the other night.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I was talking a lot about myself.

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Speaker 4: You know, I got that overall athletic background. But don't

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Speaker 4: get it wrong, I'm not just the typical jock, meathead

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Speaker 4: athlete dummy. I do have a soft side to myself,

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Speaker 4: especially when I'm at home and I'm in my comfort zone.

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Speaker 4: There's things that I like to do that I don't

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Speaker 4: tell everybody. So one of those things is I like

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Speaker 4: to dress up like Ariana Grande. I just throw on

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Speaker 4: some glitter on my face, put my hair in the

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Speaker 4: closest thing to a ponytailer that my hair can do

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Speaker 4: and laying on the bed, don't thank you next, thank

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Speaker 4: you next. I feel like in a non weird way,

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Speaker 4: I can relate to her. Hey, don't get a twisted

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Speaker 4: all right, I am straight fully.

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Speaker 2: All I want to do is buy this poor man

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Speaker 2: a wig.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you don't need to do your own ponytail

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Speaker 3: You think her hair is real?

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Speaker 2: My friend?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're good to do it, let's do it right. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's go all out with it.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of Ari, I want to tell all of our listeners,

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Speaker 3: if you're on any other radio stations TikTok, I need

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Speaker 3: you to say thank you next and go to Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning. Because we've got song of

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Speaker 3: the Week clips on their second date, reactions, even the

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Speaker 3: top loser line of the week that we post every

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Speaker 3: single week. It's worth a look at least kind of

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Speaker 3: desperate at the end there, all I know is I've

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Speaker 3: got no more tears left to cry. So let's switch

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Speaker 3: positions on everyone and go back to our clips.

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Speaker 1: Hit it.

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Speaker 5: Hello, I've been here for twenty minutes, you said third

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Speaker 5: and Vine, right, Well, I'm here on third and Vine,

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Speaker 5: and you're nowhere to be seen. I bought exactly what

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Speaker 5: you said. I got the three home Depot gift cards,

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Speaker 5: two Jamba Juice smoothies, and a forty dollars gift card

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Speaker 5: to Baja Fresh.

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Speaker 1: What am I.

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Speaker 5: Supposed to do with all of this? I'm not going

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Speaker 5: to eat the Baja Fresh and drink three smoothies by myself.

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Speaker 5: What I'm here to buy a PS five of Craigslist?

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Speaker 5: What do you want? I'm just doing what I gotta do.

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Speaker 5: Keep moving, do your business. Oh my god, I'm never

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Speaker 5: doing anything like this on Craigslist again. Think for wasting

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Speaker 5: my time parasite.

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Speaker 3: Oh was she standing in the middle of the road

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Speaker 3: in the intersection blocking the cars?

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Speaker 2: Is that why everybody was hawking her? She was in

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Speaker 2: the car. You can't hold that many Jamba juices and

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Speaker 2: stand up. You just can't. Your hands would be so cold.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Why wouldn't guy who ever gave her that loser line

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Speaker 3: go there to least claim all that.

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Speaker 2: If they want you to pay them in gift cards,

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Speaker 2: it's usually not a good deal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Actually, well, I'll just say if you ever go on Craigslist,

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Speaker 3: you should use it for the other thing that you

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Speaker 3: go on there for not forgetting PS five stuff.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot better services you can find on frankst

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Speaker 2: Is that also in exchange for us. I'll show you

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Speaker 2: the ropes of it afterward. Down here, let's go the

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Speaker 2: next clip next.

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Speaker 1: Hey Jack, I'm not really sure what's going on with

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Speaker 1: you right now. I've called you a couple of times

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Speaker 1: and you're not responding. I've been kind of just running

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Speaker 1: that that night through my head, you know, and I

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Speaker 1: don't know what I did wrong or what bothered you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I remember at that bar we were at,

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Speaker 1: they had these like pineapple little coasters that I think

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Speaker 1: I think I turned one upside down. And you might

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Speaker 1: think that I was trying to tell you that I

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Speaker 1: was a swinger, but I'm not. I'm not, I'm really not.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've been invited to those parties before, but

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Speaker 1: I've never been inside, Like I mean, I've been curious before,

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Speaker 1: Like I've walked up to the building where there was

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Speaker 1: a swinger party, but I never even you know, touched

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Speaker 1: or knocked on the door, even like I just kind

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Speaker 1: of I mean, I saw the shades were open, so

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Speaker 1: I looked just out of curiosity.

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Speaker 3: I feel like if that message went another forty seconds

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Speaker 3: to be like, I mean, I was, I was with

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Speaker 3: the couple, but I wasn't. There was an eye contact,

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Speaker 3: like it was a mirror, so technically it doesn't count.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that.

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Speaker 2: Guy's the worst liar ever.

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Speaker 3: He's like, I have never had one partner by myself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Why.

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Speaker 2: You can listen Lose a One regularly at this time

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Speaker 2: every week. You can make sure you subscribe to the

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Speaker 2: book and Jeffery YouTube.

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Speaker 3: We can listen to all of our Loser Line second

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Speaker 3: dates and phone taps right there.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do a brand new phone tap right after

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Speaker 2: this