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Speaker 1: You know, there's many different types of courts in this country.

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Speaker 1: There basketball courts, food courts, guest rooms at the Courtyard Marriott.

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Speaker 1: But our favorite kind of court is the judicial kind.

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Speaker 1: We love justice on this show, Yes we do. It's

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And practically lawyer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah we are.

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Speaker 1: And that's what makes us license to do this segment

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Speaker 1: what You're doing at the Courthouse, where we go down

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Speaker 1: to the courthouse and just ask the folks there a

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Speaker 1: simple question.

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Speaker 3: What you're doing at the courthouse.

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Speaker 4: Back in June of eighty five, I've favocated a company

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Speaker 4: through Wells Fargo and back then laser printers. Why I check?

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Speaker 4: So I designed my home paywell checks.

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Speaker 5: So it was a fake company to begin with. Yes,

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Speaker 5: and you wrote your own checks.

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Speaker 3: That's how they got me.

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Speaker 4: I did eight chicks, eleven days, three hundred and ninety

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Speaker 4: five thousand dollars Wells Fargo eight to meet.

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Speaker 3: I bet man, that's a lot of money. What'd you

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Speaker 3: do with that money? When I bought my.

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Speaker 2: Fifty five bandhead oh the car.

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Speaker 4: Harley a kick starter?

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Speaker 3: You well, what did the ladies think about that?

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Speaker 4: Can I say it?

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Speaker 3: Say whatever you want?

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Speaker 4: They thought it was a six hundred pounds.

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Speaker 6: Oh not expect you don't want him to whisper, sweet, nothing's.

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Speaker 3: In your ear.

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Speaker 1: Brooks topping on the back of that guy's for sure.

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Speaker 2: Made in heaven. You can run from the cops on

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Speaker 2: that Harley dude. His voice sounds like a dead Harley.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 1: Got miss the eighties?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the good old day I was born.

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Speaker 3: What you're doing at the courthouse?

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Speaker 6: A cop tried to give me a DUI when there

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Speaker 6: was no alcohol involved.

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Speaker 3: So you're out driving, you're partying one night?

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Speaker 7: Oh not partying, Oh, not partying at all.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Wait, did he give you a sobriety test?

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Did he make you like walk in a line or

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Speaker 3: did you do the alphabet one?

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Speaker 6: Well, actually gave me his bull sobriety test that nobody

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Speaker 6: could pass because he was screaming in my face.

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Speaker 3: And you don't really remember what that was.

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Speaker 6: Remember what was.

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Speaker 2: Someone still waiting? Yeah, that's a permanent issue. No, we

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Speaker 2: didn't give you a sobriety test, but after the sobriety.

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Speaker 1: Test anyway, thank you for this interview, sir? What interview?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're recording.

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Speaker 1: It's what you're doing at the courthouse. Where we go

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Speaker 1: down to the courthouse and ask a simple question what.

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Speaker 3: You're doing at the courthouse.

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Speaker 7: You know, I'm just just interning, interning, you know, interning

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Speaker 7: to be what. I'm not sure yet, but I'm trying

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Speaker 7: to get experienced and see where it goes from there.

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Speaker 3: So what makes you so interested in courthouse is to

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Speaker 3: be honest?

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Speaker 7: C s I.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know.

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Speaker 7: My my mom wanted me, wanted me to be a doctor.

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Speaker 7: My dad wanted me to be a lawyer. I don't

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Speaker 7: I don't want to be either, but I felt like,

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Speaker 7: you know, that CSI stuff was the in between.

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Speaker 3: What's the most intriguing part about it?

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Speaker 7: I'll probably say work and like a crime lab.

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Speaker 5: And also, like CSI, after you crack the case, you

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Speaker 5: get a hot chick next to you, right.

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Speaker 7: Hey, that's the goal too, just like the TV show

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Speaker 7: Hey exactly, you know, like happy Andy for both.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what version of c s I. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I mean, if it's anything like CSI Miami. He's got

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Speaker 2: a lot of gorgeous women.

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Speaker 7: Around, so I think it's just a lot more disgusting

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Speaker 7: body fluid.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 1: He's got a lot to discover, you know what, maybe

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Speaker 1: we're all wrong and he's just gonna be like swarmed

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Speaker 1: by gorgeous women.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what you're doing in the courthouse, I just gotta

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Speaker 2: see what my case. Koreans.

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Speaker 3: Give me how you doing?

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Speaker 5: Everybody at the defending World shout out to my bro

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Speaker 5: and so.

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Speaker 3: What are you up to today?

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Speaker 2: I love to look at lady and I call him

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Speaker 2: all the top gun.

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Speaker 3: I have a problem.

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Speaker 2: Call Lisa.

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Speaker 3: Her name is Liza.

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Speaker 2: She's a top glos.

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Speaker 3: She the one got me fired right now.

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Speaker 2: I about that.

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Speaker 3: I'm fired for.

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Speaker 2: Calling you a top gun. That's called banging body healthy.

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Speaker 2: Giving your body to me? That one ain't talk all

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Speaker 2: day long and all night long too, and every day, No,

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Speaker 2: every day and you it's just fun. What a dude, girl,

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Speaker 2: I'm in lone. This shut out to Linda Fay.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty uum. I do that all day.

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Speaker 2: You are a lucky woman. Just got jealous.

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Speaker 1: I know, next time I said it, you guys that

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Speaker 1: this dude is walking around the streets without a record

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Speaker 1: deal and you didn't jump on top of that.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 5: I should have called one of the record label raps

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Speaker 5: and been like, oh my god, I discovered him.

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Speaker 2: You want to see him open for Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Said, banging body healthy, giving this body to me.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: If Bieber would use that line, it's Grammys. But him,

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Speaker 1: he ends up in jail.

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Speaker 2: Come on, he called her a top gun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, justice for Ricky Jones. Come out.

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Speaker 8: What you're doing at the courthouse, Well, I'm here with

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Speaker 8: my wife. She's here on a felony charge which she

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Speaker 8: did not commit.

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Speaker 3: Wink wink, nudge nudge.

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Speaker 5: Now I gotta ask you a random question. You're lighting

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Speaker 5: a cigarette. I just saw you put a piece of

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Speaker 5: paper on the cigarette.

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Speaker 3: What was that about?

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Speaker 2: My cigarette broke? So that was a rolling paper.

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Speaker 3: Oh so you kind of like doctored it a little bit, Yes, sir.

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Speaker 8: I usually buy a pound of tobacco, which is it's

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Speaker 8: two cartons. So that's like two thousand cigarettes and that

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Speaker 8: lasts us at least half a month.

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Speaker 3: Oh older, you look like you're seventeen years old.

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Speaker 1: Yep, dude, I know, man.

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Speaker 8: It's uh, it's all the hardcore narcotic abuse. I pickled

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Speaker 8: myself and uh those drugs acted as a preservative.

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Speaker 5: So because you did all these drugs in a way,

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Speaker 5: you preserve your body.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And I don't advocate that.

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Speaker 5: I mean it's he's snorting botox as well.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but whatever it is, Kim Kardashian is

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Speaker 1: going to be jumping on that trend as soon as possible.

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Speaker 2: I don't two thousands. I think in one month he's

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Speaker 2: gonna look eighty five.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, catch up, that's what you're doing at the courthouse.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do your phone tap right after this