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Speaker 1: If you normally listen to the podcast, there will be

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Speaker 1: some visual cocktail making later, so this is a great

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Speaker 1: one to watch on YouTube. Welcome to Brief Recess. I'm

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Speaker 1: Michael Foot and I'm Melissa Outbranch. Today we're going to

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Speaker 1: talk about how FIFA is finally over. We're going to

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Speaker 1: a total different tone shift and have a little summer break.

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Speaker 1: We're going to make drinks with my good friend Ben

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Speaker 1: Hopkins Prager, and we're going to make summer cocktails and

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Speaker 1: we're just going to have fun and play a game

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Speaker 1: that is may or may not be based on the

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Speaker 1: life and death of Lindsay Graham. So stick around my

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Speaker 1: friend in college. Oh my god, that is that is

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Speaker 1: that should be criminal? Is it not? I mean I

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Speaker 2: Michael and I were just talking. So I've said this

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Speaker 2: many times before. I've had bary surgery, and I am still.

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Speaker 1: Like a long time ago, not recently. Yeah, it doesn't matter,

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Speaker 1: like twelve I think it's like twelve years ago. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying. So, I was just imagining people sending you

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Speaker 2: So I was a part of a bariatric support group

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Speaker 2: I was never comfortable doing eating things in a group

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Speaker 1: A buffet style of thing for me. And so especially

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Speaker 2: For me, it was it was that and sort of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it reminds me of my friends who are alcoholics.

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Speaker 1: way I heard. World Cup. Yeah, is it fucking over yet?

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Speaker 1: And so, because I know you had said before.

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Speaker 5: But like I really like I think that bartending, like

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Speaker 5: all things, in the end, is a craft about doing

433
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Speaker 5: the least work possible to make it taste the best possible,

434
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Speaker 5: and like you know, at the end of the day,

435
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,639
Speaker 5: like this is just going to break into pieces if

436
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 5: I start really big lime twist.

437
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Speaker 3: Uh, and we're gonna twist it in. Put it on

438
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Speaker 3: the side. Michael, this is for you.

439
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 1: That's a big line twist. Well, I'm calling this the.

440
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Speaker 3: Big Sissy White mcgroney.

441
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Speaker 1: And if you want to get the recipe for it,

442
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 1: these fine people back here justice can you there you go?

443
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 1: She is come up show absolutely roast me because I

444
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 1: want to taste it after. I mean, you know, in

445
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 1: between powdering way we should cheers, cheers, doors now too.

446
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 1: We're going to make all the drinks. And everyone's clapped

447
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Speaker 1: for the Big Sissy White McGraney.

448
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.

449
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: Finally some attention around here. What is this a public library? Okay,

450
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 1: not for you. So I have brought a little bit

451
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: of Claren to the station. You know, obviously on your background,

452
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,879
Speaker 1: Claire is one of paying attention. Claire is one of

453
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:55,399
Speaker 1: the most incredible spirits in the book, especially for you know,

454
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Speaker 1: bartenders love dacries. I love dacries. Dakries are oftentimes have

455
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Speaker 1: like if you and of like a lion clik making

456
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: a like an egg like you know, like it's a

457
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,879
Speaker 1: testive skill and technique. And this is a dacor that

458
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 1: I've been making for myself at home very often, and

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Speaker 1: Clarence a Haitian Laren is yeah, it means clear, yeah, clear, clear,

460
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: And this is forget. My pronunciation is age, which is

461
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 1: without angels. Uh. So ostensibly this is a Claren that

462
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,120
Speaker 1: is unaged, doesn't have an angel share, which is what

463
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,919
Speaker 1: in making whiskey is the like the amount that is

464
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 1: lost in the aging process, so that it's just straight

465
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Speaker 1: up Claren.

466
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Speaker 5: Like cashassa or for all the bartenders out there and

467
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 5: making this in a weird order, and it's for camera

468
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Speaker 5: and you better relax hold on for you.

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Speaker 1: They will. They come for us for things we don't

470
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Speaker 1: even think, Like why does that queen not have any

471
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: what is wrong with that? I'm going to get a

472
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: phone case just because people keep talking. It's like it's

473
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: like you don't know what it's raining outside. Yeah, but anyway,

474
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: Clarence made of sugarcane juice, so you know, you get

475
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,199
Speaker 1: all that in interesting sort of vegetable note to it,

476
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: like you get sort of an interesting almost yogurty smell.

477
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 1: And what I really think about in a great Claaren

478
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 1: is like intense weed, wild yeast, like Nick never really

479
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,239
Speaker 1: know how it's gonna interact. There's gonna be a lot

480
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 1: of interesting vegetable aroma. So that's what I really want

481
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: to play with here. So we're gonna do one ounce

482
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Speaker 1: of lime juice. Shout out to the homies at the

483
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 1: bodega who gave me this. I love them. I'm building

484
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: this backwards again and they're gonna just really simple three

485
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: quarters of downs of simple syrup. And then this is

486
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 1: where things get, you know, sort of off classic. This

487
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 1: is Pischad's Bidders. Bitterers is typical and something like a sassaraq.

488
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 1: It's made in New Orleans. It is an Anisset bitter

489
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 1: but again it's sort of another blend of urban and spices,

490
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: but a Niece's big flavor.

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Speaker 3: And we're gonna do like seven or eight.

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Speaker 5: Dashes because with Claren like what you know, I was

493
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 5: talking to one of the nice producers in this iHeartRadio

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Speaker 5: fun Box earlier.

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Speaker 6: Human man with a beard and you know, yeah, they're

496
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 6: everywhere around here, and so what I was saying to

497
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Speaker 6: him is that like bar tending is more of an

498
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 6: active styling than it is like cooking.

499
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Speaker 1: I really feel like, you know, it's so hard to

500
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: make these products like rum, like whiskey. Agin Like, I'm

501
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 1: not someone who professes to be a cook. It's just

502
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: about putting flavors together from all of the hard work.

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Speaker 3: The producers are you made?

504
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 5: So you know, adding another vegetable flavor to Claren through

505
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 5: bitters is just a way to reveal the flavors in

506
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Speaker 5: the Claren itself.

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Speaker 3: So you know, here we go, all right, put it

508
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Speaker 3: in here, We're gonna shake it.

509
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: Everyone can clap for me while I'm shaking. Oh, that's

510
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: feel I've never done this sitting down too much fat,

511
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,719
Speaker 1: it's too much flat. I like the fee desperate.

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Speaker 3: All right, it felt nice.

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Speaker 1: What do you think I was gonna use? This is

514
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: your show? This smack it open? Dar Okay, this glass

515
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: has been chilling. I brought this from home because it

516
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 1: seemed like you would if I've been listening properly enough

517
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Speaker 1: to the pod.

518
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Speaker 3: You deserve this glass.

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00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: Here we go. Oh and it's a pretty color, but

520
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: it's not really like a pink flavor. It's just like

521
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,479
Speaker 1: it's really just that anisset quality to it. Well, what

522
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: is a pink flavor? I'm going to let Michael answer

523
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: that question.

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00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 5: Here we go, Well, here we go, all right, and

525
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 5: there you go are.

526
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make my drink from us.

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00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,679
Speaker 1: Okay, very important bartenders would say that you put the

528
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: bidders in first, but for the dramatic reveal of the

529
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: cocktail and this thing, I want to see it last.

530
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, you really buck tradition. Well, Buck tradition is

531
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 1: going to be performing at pieces like the tradition actually delivered,

532
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: delivered at the end. Yeah, everyone's like, oh, I'm exhausted.

533
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: The copier, get fixed, the copy get fixed.

534
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 5: I'm gonna take a showers, like, hey, the toilets.

535
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: That's all said. It's great. Speaking of speaking of things

536
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: not going to plan, I've made a drink for myself

537
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: thinking of the passing of one, uh you know pieces,

538
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham. Uh, she's gone, but she's sort of not forgotten. Comment.

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00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 5: I you know, Lindsay, as we've seen on some of

540
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Speaker 5: her media appearances, maybe had been in a.

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Speaker 1: Slang fond well, fond of a drink. Let's just say that,

542
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh God, And no one could ever say what Lindsay

543
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: Graham drank, but from my sources, this is what I

544
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: imagined she did. So this is some room temperature Kim

545
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: Crawford white Wine for that mention them. Yeah, here we go.

546
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: It's a little bit of Southern comfort and put that

547
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: in there. Oh my god, twing, it just has to

548
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: go now, not long be too crazy about that anyway,

549
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: cheers y'all. No, she was fiscally responsible. So they call

550
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: that the one Tuesday. Oh my god, Oh this is good.

551
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: I know. Nice.

552
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 5: That's just like to me though, again, I taste a

553
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 5: lot of clarin in that, but it's just about giving

554
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 5: it a little bit of seasoning to like push that

555
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 5: vegetable quality forward.

556
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: And again for me, I am.

557
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 5: I was told by a colleague of mine that I

558
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 5: touched my nose too much on bartending, So thank you,

559
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 5: uh to my friend Truck.

560
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 2: Anyway, this is also really good. And I have to

561
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 2: tell you, not usually the kind of thing that I

562
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 2: would drink.

563
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know what I mean? Like that got

564
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: some sweetness to it. This doesness. This does also, but

565
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: not in a sugary sweet way. Yeah, it has. It

566
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: has texture, which I think allows like I always think

567
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: about like bartending. And this is going to sound so

568
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: like Trady and weird trading is like uh okay, like no,

569
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: but like when it comes to when it comes to

570
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: spirit though, like things need to have a shelf for

571
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: flavors to sit on, like and so something like a

572
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 1: good portion of gin of remooth that has like solid

573
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: like you know, chemical texture to it, and then like

574
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: can allow something like coconut water and like intense lime

575
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: oil to really sit together. You got to think about

576
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: like when you're putting drinks together, like can they be

577
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: can they be friends with each other? You know what

578
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: I mean? And I think also again, temperature is a

579
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: big factor of that, Like having that glass be cold

580
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: is half of what is enjoyable.

581
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 5: That's half the battle it is, and it's three times

582
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 5: the party. Much like what I just put into mind.

583
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: You pounded your drinks, like Lindsay cram the pounding, the

584
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Speaker 1: pounding was delivered. Oh god, did that taste good. I

585
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: don't think Lindsay was in it for the taste, that's true.

586
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: I think he was in it for the for the

587
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: she said, smacks of compromat. Yeah. Anyway, the Disney World

588
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: with the bubble water thing, which she said, well, how

589
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: got much time left? Yeah? Listen, Okay, but now we

590
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: have CJ has been so generous and prepared some games

591
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: for us to play. So well, we all take a

592
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: reprieve from the fascist Society that we're surviving on a

593
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 1: day to day basis. We thought it would be fun

594
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: to play some games with you. We need uh, we

595
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: come to this place for magic. I love Kim Crawford.

596
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: Just hit my l three people meet drunk Melissa because

597
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: it's as she tell me.

598
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 3: About her, she's drunken outside.

599
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: She's outside.

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Speaker 2: Tell me interesting is that they When I was younger,

601
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 2: like in my twenties and stuff, I could go out

602
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 2: with the best of them drink and drink, and then

603
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 2: something happened to me, like in my mid forties, and

604
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 2: I wanted so during the pandemic, Andre and I were

605
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 2: having cocktails every night, right because I will home. One

606
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 2: day from a walk there was a bookstore that had

607
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 2: like an outdoor like a whatever, like a bookshelf or whatever,

608
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 2: and they were selling this book like a dollar old

609
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 2: timey cocktails.

610
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna get that.

611
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 3: Those are some of the best ones.

612
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 2: And I became enamored of gimlets and sidecars and fashions,

613
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 2: and then Perry meniha, Perry, see I'm already doing there.

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00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:29,239
Speaker 2: It is Perry Menopause hit me really hard and not

615
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 2: even a drink would get me really drunk and bring

616
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 2: on a hot flash, which.

617
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: Is, oh my god, a little.

618
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 2: Bit so so perry menopause coupled with barrassing surgery and

619
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Speaker 2: two SIPs and I.

620
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: Was gone, gone, that's crazy.

621
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Speaker 2: But it got to a place where it wasn't fun,

622
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, it's not fun at all.

623
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 2: So lately at the Ripe Old Days fifty four, she's

624
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 2: coming back not as much, but like I really appreciate

625
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 2: a good cocktail.

626
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 5: And having one is enough, you know, like well, like

627
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 5: really though, like I have to say, like there's so

628
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 5: much in the culture of overconsuming. My partner and I

629
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 5: are both bartenders, and you know, my wife went from

630
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 5: running you know, very like sophisticated cocktail bars as I did,

631
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 5: to now she works at International Bar in the East Village,

632
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 5: which is an iconic dive that's open till four in

633
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 5: the morning every night, and you know, it's like there

634
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 5: she she has sort of also like we've both gotten to.

635
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 1: The point in our journey with this kind of being

636
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: like I just want one cocktail a night and then

637
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: like maybe a beer and then.

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00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,959
Speaker 5: Like you know, because at this point it just hits different,

639
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 5: you know, anyway, I can have like two glasses of

640
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 5: wine too and then feel happier. Some of my friends

641
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 5: are slamming their phones against the chair on their phones.

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00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: Melissa otter Box, I saw that video. I listen.

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Speaker 5: If you need like a drinking doula person for cocktail

644
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 5: recipes that are low ABV, I will give.

645
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Speaker 1: You my number and we'll talk about Okay, great, definitely,

646
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: because I do feel like we're going away soon. Yeah,

647
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: and I have some people there are going sag Harbor.

648
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Speaker 1: Oh great. Yeah. And I got a new book and

649
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: I got a whole kit. Cool. I'm really excited about

650
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 1: my God. Well, we have to I'll give you some

651
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 1: recipes easy fun too, Yeah, Fasch cocktails are fun. And

652
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: the bar that Ben Bartend's at, I think all the

653
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: drinks are.

654
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 5: We badge the spirits, but you know, like the citrus

655
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 5: and stuff is fresh. But you know, and I was

656
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 5: thinking the price point, Oh, it's super affordable, very affordable.

657
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean twenty eight dollars.

658
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 5: No, I was like very I got a lot of

659
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 5: flak earlier this year for saying on another friends podcast

660
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 5: that I don't think cocktails should cost more than twenty dollars.

661
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,760
Speaker 5: I mean because it's just not that valuable of an asset,

662
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 5: especially in New York. Again, people talk about this this

663
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 5: ridiculous thing of like gen Z is not drinking. It's like, no,

664
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 5: no one can afford to do anything. So for me,

665
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 5: as someone who builds bar programs, like you know, you

666
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 5: know your margins on a drink, it's like charging twenty

667
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 5: four to twenty six dollars for drink is both unrealistic

668
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 5: and not it's.

669
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 3: Not worth it as an asset.

670
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 5: And again all this processing of like, oh but it

671
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 5: has like beef tallow like the Himalayan mountains.

672
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, leave that up there. No one wants that.

673
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: Do you think that?

674
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 2: So what you were saying earlier about like now like

675
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 2: one maybe two cocktails is enough, right, So let's say

676
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 2: you're having one twenty dollars cocktail.

677
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that that is okay? Do you know what

678
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: I mean? Like totally yeah, I'd say like, oh yeah,

679
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: and that price point for sure. And again I think

680
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: like sixteen to eighteen is where things really like.

681
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 3: Tend to live when they're successful.

682
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: I'm going to name that Negroni after the two. No,

683
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: she's so she's so fun, I know.

684
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 5: And again it's that it's that coconut water that doesn't

685
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 5: it's a coconut water that doesn't get that doesn't get

686
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 5: stressed out, you know, like dail.

687
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: Just as the this is the white the brief briefs

688
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: and it's we just called it a brief recess. Just

689
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 1: recaps so we can make because I want to make

690
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: this one and a half ounces.

691
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 5: Of like a very like a subtle London drudge in

692
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 5: half an ounce of bitter bianco and then one ounce

693
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 5: of driver mooth stir it. Then add a half an

694
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 5: ounce of coconut water after the spin to lift it up.

695
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,479
Speaker 5: Lime twist and a big and a big boy limeed.

696
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 5: And it's nice because also remember like alcohol is solvent.

697
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 1: Make this Inzach Harbor.

698
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 5: Yeah you can make it, you know you can do

699
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 5: you put it in the freezer so you can just

700
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 5: pour it out into a glass.

701
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you make it. So what you do is you

702
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: leave batch the whole thing and then you add about

703
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 1: like twenty percent dilution of a percent of water to

704
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: the total batch.

705
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 3: They just poured out.

706
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: Okay, Iconic CJ. Walk us through the roles of our game.

707
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: Please show us the game. Okay, where's my Lindsay Graham

708
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: drink you drinking girl, I think she did. She's like, honey,

709
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: one more, lady Bug, give me a Mitch McConnell vegetables,

710
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 1: A vegetable, bloody Marry. Do you know that I did

711
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: not know about the Ladybug? Really wild. I've explained about it.

712
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: I read about it. You do your showy, Okay, you

713
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,399
Speaker 1: want to do it. Yeah.

714
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,399
Speaker 2: So here's the thing. I did not know about this,

715
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 2: and I read about it. I was just like, ladybug.

716
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 2: So I go and I look, and I look and

717
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 2: I look, And apparently, allegedly, Lindsay went to go meet

718
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:12,399
Speaker 2: a a sex work right, and the sex worker went

719
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 2: into the bathroom to get prepared, as one does, and

720
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 2: came out and Miss Lindsay was on all.

721
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: Fours ass up. She was, she was ready, and the

722
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: the worker said, did you clean up? And Lindsay was like,

723
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: of course I did.

724
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 2: And then but the workers looking and they're like, I

725
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 2: don't know because I see some stuff and I don't

726
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 2: understand what's going on the worker.

727
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: The worker said, so there was a sort of like

728
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: a like a referendum on his and so worker I

729
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: forget what the name of the person was.

730
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 2: But worker goes and tries to wipe wipe the area off,

731
00:37:55,120 --> 00:38:00,760
Speaker 2: and Lindsay says, oh, those are just my lady bugs,

732
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 2: and worker was like it can't do it walked out.

733
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 2: Now Here's that's what I think I heard. But I

734
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 2: feel like, so this is the thing. I am always

735
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 2: fascinated by people who are like, this is so off

736
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 2: putting to me that I'm willing.

737
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: To leave money on the table. I'm walking away from McDonald's.

738
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 1: Sounds like a few of my bar contracts. It's so awful. Yeah,

739
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: And I also think, really walk away from all the money,

740
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: but also for that reason I'm out, But also as

741
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: a sex worker, I think about all the things that

742
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: you've seen, and this is the thing, and that's just

743
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: what is beyond the tale. It is too much Miss

744
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: Lindsay and her bug collection. I love like I have

745
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: friends who were sex workers in their twenties, and I

746
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: love hearing their stories about the crazy things they've seen

747
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: because they've really so many people are sexual workers just

748
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: have the best story. They have really good stories. That So.

749
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 2: I had a friend of mine who was a sex

750
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 2: worker and he fall upon hard times and was saying,

751
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 2: had tricks come to his home and his most like

752
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 2: loyal John was a Hasidic man who had a sort

753
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 2: of like a.

754
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: Excuse me, a black man, like.

755
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,919
Speaker 2: A fetish, but like it couldn't just be like any

756
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:23,919
Speaker 2: old guy he had.

757
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: He had him like.

758
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 2: Dressed up is like a like a corporate battye. Right,

759
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,879
Speaker 2: he had to be like full on suit.

760
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 4: Breathcase but like like like Wolf, yes very much and

761
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 4: so very much because this was like the nineties, right,

762
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 4: it was actually, it was actually and.

763
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 1: This is like sort of Jack Day.

764
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 2: And I found that so interesting because a the fetish

765
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 2: is like weird to me.

766
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: But you know, I'm not sex shaming, but like you,

767
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: what would your friend say about it? I mean, I

768
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 1: gotta get the suit. I'm running out of suits. But

769
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 1: like he but hit a lot of his.

770
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 2: Sorry, a lot of his best customers were like these

771
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 2: sort of like wealthy or like super duper, like the guy.

772
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:26,479
Speaker 1: From Wolf of Wall Street. I really yeah, just now

773
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, well you know we're the same height, being

774
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 1: Dan Rad. He's a delicious little snack and I'm sort

775
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: of like a long lunch tray of a woman. Anyway,

776
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,399
Speaker 1: that was like this guy's thing. That's crazy. I know,

777
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: you know what I keep on thinking about.

778
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 2: I mean, this is sort of a little bit more serious,

779
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 2: but like, you know, this is the same person who's

780
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 2: not going back to his wife and you know, and

781
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 2: wife and children and having unprotected sex with her.

782
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 3: Oh my god, do.

783
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Anyway, well, you know, and

784
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: it's I I didn't mean that, and it's flippantly like

785
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: you know, there's a many friends of mine in Brooklyn

786
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: sex workers that are patronized by the city community. And

787
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: it's the thing.

788
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: It's it's it's a thing, and it's a real I mean,

789
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 2: and I think that's what happens when you live in

790
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 2: a society where you are so not allowed to be

791
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 2: yourself and it comes out in ways like that, and

792
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 2: it actually makes me feel terrible.

793
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: We should be allowed to be who we are. Makes

794
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 1: you want to make one more by all means one more, lady.

795
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: This is just just know that is Southern comfort. This

796
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: is Southern comfort. It was I thought it was.

797
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 5: Actually I brought it in a well Southern comfort. To

798
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:47,760
Speaker 5: see this game seems really fun because you've never done Poppers.

799
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: No, never Amsterdam sponsor me okay, hard cut to the game.

800
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: The brief recess rely fun looks fun. Well, we'll show

801
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: you will show.

802
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 3: Very anopause is gonna hate those.

803
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: Us a lot of things, but the bar maybe she'll

804
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: love it. Actually, I don't know. Okay, the game, this

805
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: is kind of this seems like an ad test. Okay, okay,

806
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: Round one okay, okay, So CJ explained the roles. So

807
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: we have twenty rounds. We don't have to get through.

808
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 1: Do you think you can count that high? CJ? CJ

809
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: was optimistic.

810
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 7: Two of these are real headlines. One of them is

811
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 7: a fake headline, and you'll I'll click on you.

812
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: Know, maybe we go one at a time.

813
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 7: Michael your first, whoever, so we're.

814
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: All going to read a headline. The first one is

815
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: man arrested for driving a riding like a ride on

816
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: lawnmower while intoxicated on a city street. Okay, number two,

817
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: you do. Number two man arrested for duy while riding

818
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: a horse and carry an open container.

819
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 2: Man arrested after attempting to register a barstool as his

820
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 2: designated driver.

821
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 1: Which one of these is real? Registered one? You are real?

822
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 1: As someone invested you know who grew up versed in

823
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: sort of New England white drunk people culture. The lawnmowers.

824
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 1: The lawnmower, and the second one is real. A man

825
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: would never take the time to go to the registrart

826
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: like the d m V. You know, man, and I'm

827
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: assuming white man would ever take the time to register

828
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: from from Hamilton, Massachusetts. That's true, locking that in White

829
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: people would maybe I would are we are we agreeing

830
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: as a collective or no? I agree because I feel

831
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: like if someone brought a lawnmower in here, I would

832
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: probably try and write it law. Yeah, it seems I actually,

833
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: I will tell you I know for a fact. The

834
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: first one is real. Yeah, it is real, because you

835
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: know the locking in his name was Lindsay Graham. Okay,

836
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: locking in the third locking in round because white men

837
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 1: would never Yeah, get that. It's awful. Oh wait, so

838
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: way we win? How many? So at the end? Wait

839
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: at the end, how many? H Please don't let you

840
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: drink another, lady, I've been through it, Ben, What is

841
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: the most overrated drink? Okay?

842
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 5: I mean the most overrated drink is the Okay, there's

843
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 5: a couple of different ways to think about that, because

844
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 5: anything's good, Like on a I live in a place

845
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 5: without shame, Like I think that a lot of bourbon

846
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 5: tastes similar to each other because the way that bourbon

847
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 5: is made and the like it has a proprietary standard,

848
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 5: it all tastes the same.

849
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: Bourbon. It's so much wood. It's corn. Well, that's what

850
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: I'm last. I feel like I'm liking a telephone pole

851
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: the girl from Hereditary.

852
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 5: So so bourbon has to be forty nine percent corn

853
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 5: like by its creation, so inherently it's gonna be has

854
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,359
Speaker 5: to be an aged in New American oak like, so

855
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 5: it's going to take on a lot of wood flavor

856
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 5: and to be bourbon has to have very specific stuff

857
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,760
Speaker 5: with the other percentage of I think maybe fifty one percent.

858
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 5: Some bartender is going to be having a free nut

859
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 5: free time and talking about it in the Chatlanam.

860
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: The long story short is that like it. The flavor

861
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: profile of it is print has to be kind of

862
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: more constrained, Like it's not like gin where it just

863
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,439
Speaker 1: has to have juniperin it can have like a whole

864
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,959
Speaker 1: pumpkin in it. So for me, is it overrated? When

865
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: I think there are like premium brands that taste similar

866
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: to like affordable brands like, and there's brands that I

867
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: feel like to be frank scam and like they have

868
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: a raised price point and they're like, oh, this is

869
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: worth one hundred and eighty dollars, but it tastes similar

870
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 1: to the Workhorse brand. I would say that that experience

871
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: is a little overrated because I think in a price

872
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 1: conscious way. So if you're buying a Bourbon, go for

873
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: like the middle of the road. I would say, like,

874
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,439
Speaker 1: go for the brands that are reliable and don't play

875
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: into some any sort of like hype thing.

876
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 5: Like so certain brands devalue the craft of it by

877
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 5: being like, oh, today we have a sprite remix Bourbon,

878
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 5: which is fun to do, but it's like dials in.

879
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 1: It's like we make this in Kentucky and it's really delicious, and.

880
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 3: I think it'suy. You should have it.

881
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: Apparently I know nothing not alcohol. Round twenty all right,

882
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 1: I s erring employee arrested after attempting to complete a

883
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: sobriety test while wearing hockey skates. I got number two.

884
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: Zamboni driver arrested after spectators reported him during a driving

885
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 1: erratically during a youth hockey game.

886
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 2: Zamboni driver convicted of operating the machine drunk during a.

887
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 1: High school I think this is school. They are real.

888
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 1: I think number one seems a little suctor and number

889
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: two is Zamboni arrested after spectators reporting him driving erratically.

890
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: I mean, let's talk about it. I mean, I have

891
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: a cousin who drives a Zamboni. He drove a dodged

892
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: arch and my mom had a dodge dart. When my

893
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: mom is your cousin, that's how I feel like I

894
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: knew you right. No, but he also he ate mostly

895
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: roast beef and he has like a couple of missing teeth,

896
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: so but he drove. He was great at Zamboni in

897
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,439
Speaker 1: the eyes. I love roast beef. I know you love.

898
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 1: Do you know about a North Shore roast beef from Massachusetts? Now,

899
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: what's that? Well, okay, it's just beef on bread. It

900
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: is a it is a top round of beef like

901
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: shave fin with a It's called James River barbecue sauce.

902
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 5: It's just like a kind of like more almost like

903
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 5: a mop sauce style of barbecue sauce. And it has

904
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 5: to be made by a bunch of men and one

905
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 5: cruel Greek woman with a large, large round hairstyle and yelling.

906
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 5: My brother and I have a pop up in New

907
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,240
Speaker 5: York that we do making the sandwich?

908
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: Are you doing? Yeah? If I ever had money, I

909
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: would open up a stand where if you're looking to

910
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: invest guys, Yes, right here. I also teach bartending lessons

911
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: despite me not knowing anything about alcohol. Apparently in round three,

912
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: I think I think round one is fake the first

913
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: round two Question one, question one, Round two question one?

914
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:02,280
Speaker 1: Yeah you think this is fake? Yeah? I need another ladybug.

915
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'm really good at this. Or I know

916
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: how to see j things well your lawyers, so you

917
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: should know say that.

918
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:13,720
Speaker 3: Okay.

919
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 7: Also, by the way, I feel like you know how

920
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 7: when you get a dui they put a breathlager in

921
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 7: your car to start it. I feel like for the zamboni,

922
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 7: it's yeah, you got to.

923
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: Go into a hotey. I think you got to hit

924
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: a slap shot at like mid ice? Is that is that?

925
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 1: Is that that pass? I like sports, I just don't

926
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 1: know about that. Did that pass? Rivalry? I haven't watched

927
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,720
Speaker 1: it yet. You haven't watched it. I haven't watched he Environment.

928
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 3: I have been watching Friends lately.

929
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to go to around. It's funny.

930
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 3: It's funny show.

931
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: It's surreal, surreal in one way. Well, all the Simpsons

932
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: actors are in the first season Round three. Okay, I'm

933
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: reading number one and talk Scated man called nine one

934
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 1: one twelve times to complain that a bar overcharged him.

935
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: I believe that actually, okay, man arrested after drink after

936
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: calling now when we got a little drunk, I will yeah,

937
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: to ask whether Happy Hour legally had to last sixteen minutes.

938
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 2: I kind of believe that Illinois man accused of drunkenly

939
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 2: driving a lawnmower on a public growth.

940
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 1: That's real. Yeah, that's real. Well, they have a flat street.

941
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 1: I'm on one twelve times to complain that a bar

942
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: overcharged him. I do feel like someone would do that.

943
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,240
Speaker 3: I know that that's happened.

944
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,320
Speaker 1: I can so intoximated.

945
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 2: Sorry, intoxicated man called nine one one twelve times to

946
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 2: complain that a bar overcharged him.

947
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: Do we think that that's fake? I think it's real. No,

948
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: I think that's real. And what do you think about

949
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: Happy Hour lasting an hour? I do feel like some pain.

950
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: I think it should be five to seven or if

951
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: you open at four four to seven? Oh, legally had

952
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,399
Speaker 1: this is I'm imagining they were like, oh, happy Hour

953
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: specials are over. Yeah, and it was at it was

954
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,720
Speaker 1: at six fifty nine. I feel like I feel like, yeah,

955
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: we need to know which one is. I think it's

956
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: the bottom one. No, I know, and it is real. Oh,

957
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. All of this is plausible, but ridiculous life.

958
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: I think the second one is fake. Yeah, I know

959
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 1: number one is real, like a real housewife would do

960
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: number one, Like that's w Yeah, which one? It was?

961
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:18,240
Speaker 1: The second one? The second one is fake? Second one? Okay.

962
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: Round four intoxicated men arrested for trying to recreate beach

963
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: volleyball scene from Top Gun in the Walmart.

964
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:27,879
Speaker 3: I think that's real.

965
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: I think that's fucking I think that's so real. Also,

966
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 1: I know number two is real because we got Florida

967
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 1: Man at the top. Florida Man agen.

968
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm also blind allegedly faked the heart attacks on

969
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 5: his accomplice could push a cart full of toys on Walmart.

970
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: First of all, I endorse that's iconic.

971
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 2: Radio drunk Amish man operating a horse and buggy hits

972
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 2: police car, slow speed.

973
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 1: Chase ends in d uy. First of all, I think

974
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: that's real. That's real. And I also endorse the Homish

975
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: because they make stuff. They do make.

976
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 2: They make really good bread.

977
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,720
Speaker 1: It's an oppressive society. I love. Do you like a pretzel?

978
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like the pretzels disappearing from

979
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: our society. And then I talk about pretzels. What do

980
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: you mean? I don't feel Okay?

981
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:18,919
Speaker 5: When I was younger, Clinton, right, take us back, think

982
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 5: about it, Clinton, Blockbuster, we were all there. I felt

983
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 5: like there was a more like second pretzel economy in

984
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 5: which you could get a basket of small pretzels or

985
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 5: a large one at the mall Auntie Ann's.

986
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:36,399
Speaker 1: In a truck around soho, Now I saw which one? Okay,

987
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: let me ask you this, the auntie An pretzels? What

988
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: kind of you getting all of them? I really you

989
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: got to pick one? If I'm so, I'm not. I

990
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: like I like the plane. I like the plane. Okay.

991
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 1: Outside the d m V in downtown Brooklyn there is

992
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: an Auntie and manned by a man with nothing but

993
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 1: hatred in his heart. I got to tell you something,

994
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: thank you to him? What was it? Because when I'm there,

995
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: what's yours? Order?

996
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 3: I get? Oh?

997
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: I get the basket of the sweet ones. And the

998
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 1: thing I know it's gross. Sweet ones is in the.

999
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 5: And then I get what I get, the diabetic lemonade,

1000
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 5: and I feel my leg twitching, and I'm like, baby, I.

1001
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 1: Think I'm with Michael, but I'm into the pretzel verse.

1002
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 1: I'm down for like all of it.

1003
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 5: I'm just saying I feel like as a commodity there

1004
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 5: used to be like a guy walking around me, like, yeah, pretzels.

1005
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 1: I'm dressed up like him right now, apparently. And sometimes

1006
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 1: when I get a pretzel from the pretzel guy, like

1007
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 1: at the hot dog stand, sometimes they're really good, but

1008
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: sometimes they've been there for four days, yes, because not

1009
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 1: that people are I think that the pretzel are supposed

1010
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,919
Speaker 1: to be like soft salty. I'm not cracking a crown. Yeah,

1011
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,240
Speaker 1: these fake teeth aren't coming. I'm not gumming that pretzel.

1012
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: This this, I'm not going to go home.

1013
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 2: So I feel like, so like this week, I had

1014
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 2: like a really weird eating week, but I felt like

1015
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 2: I was eating like sort of junkie things that I

1016
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 2: normally don't eat, and like potato chips and things like that,

1017
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 2: and I felt really like my mouth was.

1018
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: On fire in a really weird way. But like the

1019
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,760
Speaker 1: pretzel is like a sound. It is bland.

1020
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 2: It's a bland and I feel like it is the

1021
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 2: healthy junk we say this to our I actually what

1022
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 2: I tell myself to us.

1023
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: I have a follow up question. So it's Auntie Anne's

1024
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 1: what's the uncle's name? Is it uncle Anne? Uncles? And

1025
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: the last name? And Auntie Anne is like Anne is

1026
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 1: her first name?

1027
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 8: Yea for those of you watch, well, what's the what's

1028
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 8: the family name? Oh, it's like you're making a podcast

1029
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 8: for me. I'm very funny and you should definitely book

1030
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 8: me or produce.

1031
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:52,879
Speaker 1: Me whatever you want to do. Back to it, I

1032
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,760
Speaker 1: think that, uh, it's probably not the Florida Man, because

1033
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: I would do that. I feel like the first one

1034
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 1: someone did that for Instagram it was like one of

1035
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: those technic houses rush. The scientific problem is that as

1036
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 1: we go on, all of them seem like they could

1037
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: be real. You know, we have because we're all like

1038
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: I want to do that. I know. I think I

1039
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,360
Speaker 1: think the Amish is real Florida. I think we just

1040
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: have to assume anything that happens in Florida is real.

1041
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 1: I mean, so maybe the top gun is fake and

1042
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 1: that was just staged. What would lindsay say would say

1043
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: he'd be like at all the top one is fake.

1044
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: We're four for four c J are they all fake?

1045
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 1: Are we just getting it rang in the second one? Yeah,

1046
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:46,879
Speaker 1: so the actual article, J got a drunk we got

1047
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 1: a drunk guy. Okay, round five minutes candles to like

1048
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: seven rounds if you lot, Okay. Man trespassed from Walmart

1049
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: was arrested after allegedly leaving behind the backpack containing his sauce.

1050
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 1: So the pausible like deeply pla is like, I think

1051
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:06,280
Speaker 1: that happened like twenty minutes ago. That's why my clients. Yeah, absolutely,

1052
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: I'll be retaining it for similar charges.

1053
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 2: Uh.

1054
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 5: North Carolina met shout out to North Carolina. Uh, North

1055
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,760
Speaker 5: Carolina man allegedly.

1056
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 1: Why my family's from there? Okay, My cousin Bradley is.

1057
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,919
Speaker 3: On the beach right now trying to figure it out.

1058
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 1: Just shouting out to state. Doesn't say why why would

1059
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: I listen? You don't have a phone case you can

1060
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: tell me I know. And also we're still okay. North

1061
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: Carolina man allegedly stuffed about one hundred dollars worth of

1062
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 1: Walmart steaks into his pants and fled in the mop

1063
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: plausible as absolutely what a moped is like a motorcycle.

1064
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 1: You know what that is?

1065
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 3: Come, It's like, yeah, it's.

1066
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 1: Like a motorcycle. No, it's like a Lindsay McGuire motorcycle. Yeah.

1067
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: You know the other day I was on the beach.

1068
00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: I was on the beach and I had had a

1069
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,879
Speaker 1: glass of wine. It was very hot. I said, what's

1070
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: that author's name? Emily Elizabeth Dickinson. Although my friend, my

1071
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 1: friend very hilariously named NA named his beach umbrella our

1072
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 1: friend's beach umbrella Emily dick insands.

1073
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 2: The third one, Melissa sorry Man allegedly concealed a Walmart

1074
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:26,760
Speaker 2: television inside.

1075
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: Beats a bag and eskipped on roller base.

1076
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 2: I mean, I buy it. How's your rollerblading game? It

1077
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 2: used to be good, but I have not been on.

1078
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 2: I haven't been on a roller blades in like thirty years.

1079
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: I feel the stopping mechanism was never fully flushed out.

1080
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,839
Speaker 1: Why was it a pencil eraser? And my dad, my

1081
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: dad used to do the cones, you know all that.

1082
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, shout out to tim and Massachusetts.

1083
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 1: But is your dad what generation is dead?

1084
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 3: Next? He is sixty four?

1085
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 1: Loved rollerblading? Yeah, they me on LIKEXT but you know,

1086
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: he really though he would slay it, and he would

1087
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 1: do it in my neighborhood. He also is a chef,

1088
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 1: and he you know is he owns a catering company.

1089
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: My mom is the books the parties. Yeah, so I've

1090
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 1: been doing this trash since I was a zygoat. Shout

1091
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: out to and you know, like and and but he

1092
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: would really like do that, sustain a horrid injury on

1093
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 1: the pavement, go back, cook for the party, and work

1094
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 1: it out by an amish candle. I think that it's

1095
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 1: I think the shotgun is fake? Did we finished?

1096
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 3: We did?

1097
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think. But you're a lawyer. You don't think

1098
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: that that's plausible. I mean, I think it's plausible. But

1099
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: they all seem plausible at this point. Final number one

1100
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: is fake. Let's just go for it. Yeah, let's do it.

1101
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's yeah, number one's fake. All right,

1102
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 1: the lady both are killing me. Just what do we get?

1103
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: Which I told you? Shout out to telling you, yes,

1104
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: shout out to lindsay, I'm sorry. Did you see that

1105
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: his sister has said that she's just Claric's definitely all

1106
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 1: I was will I was traping about in the in

1107
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 1: the greenroom around in the I did slam the door

1108
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: when I was in there. We heard him.

1109
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 2: It's not your fault because the problem with this door

1110
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 2: is that door. I don't know, because.

1111
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's a soft close and other times it shout

1112
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:29,959
Speaker 1: out to close.

1113
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 5: You don't think that man with a beard couldn't put

1114
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 5: a piece of foam rubber down.

1115
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna say is that the fact that his

1116
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 1: name is Lindsay. Mm hmm, that's I just think from

1117
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 1: the job. Do you feel like all names like that

1118
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 1: so Lindsey Robin pat I as someone who is married

1119
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 1: to my partner, who is a woman and is the

1120
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: one who does all of the butcher work in our home.

1121
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:00,479
Speaker 1: I don't subscribe even before that to the normal nature

1122
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 1: of names. That being said, when that child came out

1123
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 1: twisted in the wind with a bit of sugar in

1124
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 1: the tank, the name Lindsay should have been a h

1125
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: a demonstrative clause.

1126
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 5: I mean, also like all these like foghorn leghorns sounding

1127
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 5: gay people like it's like I said, I said, ladybugs

1128
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 5: down there.

1129
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 1: He does, he does. He is giving a lot of

1130
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 1: scarlet O'Hara.

1131
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, I mean, you know my you know what

1132
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be my favorite recconnell quote.

1133
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 1: Ready, is that fucked up? No, it's not a bar

1134
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 1: to the last episode. Here's here's the reason.

1135
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 2: Why it's not fucked up is because it's it's a fraud.

1136
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 1: No, no, no, but it's true, right and ring until the deadline?

1137
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 2: Right because he has absolutely glitched out in front of

1138
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 2: all of us for.

1139
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 1: Three years ago. I had a thing on my front.

1140
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Is this true that James Carvel is

1141
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: Basher's campaign manager? Is that something that's true?

1142
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 3: Or I just read that online.

1143
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 1: I have no idea, CJ. You get out of the

1144
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: wall mart with a TV or not that he knows

1145
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 1: how to invoke. CJ. Well, we met in the elevator.

1146
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 1: You weren't there. Why is the Why is the hallway

1147
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: like that? Down there? It's like a Faustian hellscape? Right

1148
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 1: straight to camera? Tell iHeart the camera? Why is it

1149
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: like that? By heart? I'd do better. Tales from the

1150
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 1: DMS Melissa's line.

1151
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 2: Friends friends, friends, friends, friends. While Michael is a lawyer,

1152
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 2: he's not your lawyer, So go get your own.

1153
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1154
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 2: I really want to read this because I'm I'm a

1155
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 2: little bit irritated at it. So let me just say,

1156
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 2: I am not expecting uh universal likability, right, like we

1157
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 2: are not for everybody, and that's okay.

1158
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: No, no, no, seriously, it's not okay.

1159
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 2: Right, there's a there's there's a there's a podcast for everyone,

1160
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 2: and if we are not your podcast, that's okay.

1161
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 1: However, this person l A R B B. I'm not

1162
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 1: wearing my reading glasses. Hold On.

1163
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 2: Three weeks ago said they do repetitive loops and talk

1164
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:33,600
Speaker 2: about really tedious stuff sometimes, especially when they talk about

1165
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 2: political things. It's often very ignorant or wrong about basic stuff. Parentheses,

1166
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 2: reflection pool lo o L it's reflecting pool. So that's

1167
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 2: a little painful. I usually listen to about eight minutes

1168
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,560
Speaker 2: and then I remember, let me tell you something.

1169
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 1: Come here, I.

1170
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 2: Because I am open to being educated about things. I

1171
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 2: when I look it up, you stupid motherfucker.

1172
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:03,840
Speaker 3: That's right.

1173
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 1: It is.

1174
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 2: It's interchangeable reflecting reflection. I don't mind being called out on.

1175
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 1: Stuff, but make it make sense. You're wrong, And what

1176
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:20,439
Speaker 1: I really think is really we're wrong all the time.

1177
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 1: I know, but one thing about the idea.

1178
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 2: That it's interchangeable. And because I was worried, I'm like oh,

1179
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 2: maybe they're right. So I looked it up and found

1180
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 2: out that we weren't sad things the same thing. You

1181
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 2: could have done the same thing. I don't mind that

1182
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 2: someone doesn't like us. I don't mind that it could

1183
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 2: be wrong about things. But you did not take the

1184
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:48,479
Speaker 2: time to bother to look at Google is your friend

1185
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 2: and it's free, Laura, let me tell you.

1186
01:02:53,480 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 1: It. Really, it really annoyed me. Who song.

1187
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,040
Speaker 2: And I have another one that I want to read,

1188
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 2: which is actually okay, ignorant and rude from it was recommended.

1189
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 2: Well they lost me, stop stop pouring. Well they lost me.

1190
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 2: This week's episode about Luigi Mangioni revealed both hosts to

1191
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 2: be ignorant of pretty much anything besides themselves. Michael especially,

1192
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 2: I can't stand.

1193
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 1: Sorry, I can't see. That's why I can't say.

1194
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,960
Speaker 2: I can't stand his nasty superior attitude when he doesn't

1195
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,920
Speaker 2: know basic history, geography.

1196
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 1: Or culture.

1197
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 2: I can't believe that Karen and Georgia have these people

1198
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:50,920
Speaker 2: in their network. Unsubscribing now listen to me, no no, no, no,

1199
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 2: no no. But again, I think it's fine if we're

1200
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,280
Speaker 2: not for everybody.

1201
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 1: Because we're not right.

1202
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 2: I was listening to a podcast recently that apparently lots

1203
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 2: of people love, and I listened to a few episodes

1204
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 2: and it was not for me, not because of anything,

1205
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 2: but like I gotta tell you the one host, the

1206
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 2: voice that was what it was. No, no, no, no,

1207
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 2: hold on, that's what it was. But it's okay.

1208
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:18,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think that I really don't know any

1209
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 1: geography or history. No one said you did, and I was.

1210
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,880
Speaker 1: I was the child left behind, Like there was one.

1211
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 1: I went to an unaccredited high school. Yeah, so you

1212
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 1: know what it's education acredited. During eleventh grade, they called

1213
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 1: an assembly and they were like, I was excited to

1214
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 1: announce this school just credit. Did you know that you

1215
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 1: were going to this random school owned by Bob by

1216
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,160
Speaker 1: Heart Robert iHeart, Alexicic Mom.

1217
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 2: Well no, but I mean I think you know again,

1218
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 2: if there's something I don't mind not knowing about something,

1219
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 2: Being ignorant is okay, because if you're willing to learn,

1220
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 2: it's fine. Being stupid is something else. Stupid is a

1221
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 2: stupid does right. But but but if there's something that

1222
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:11,120
Speaker 2: we have gotten wrong, I am very open to being corrected.

1223
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 1: Correct her, don't correct me because I don't care. No,

1224
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 1: especially correct him because white men and their ego. Yeah,

1225
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:24,400
Speaker 1: we did go. Yeah, your flight, your flight by She said,

1226
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 1: sorry to.

1227
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 2: See what I said, sorry to the noise, no no, no,

1228
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:30,480
Speaker 2: saying it wasn't funny.

1229
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 1: And I had nothing to follow up with. I got nothing,

1230
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:35,200
Speaker 1: but I will say this. You got a phone case,

1231
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:38,439
Speaker 1: you know I think that Wait, can I read this one? Yeah?

1232
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:43,040
Speaker 5: My mother whoa my friend's mother had a toe amputated

1233
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,080
Speaker 5: due to diabetes.

1234
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:50,400
Speaker 1: She asked her podiatrists for a ten percent. The podiatrist

1235
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,600
Speaker 1: told her they charged by the foot. Do you know why?

1236
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 1: Do you know why that person wrote it? I don't

1237
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 1: know about that. What I want I know that your

1238
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 1: cat has three legs. And a man called you fat

1239
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 1: at the airport. Thank you for listening. Thank you.

1240
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,160
Speaker 5: I have a lot of free time. No, please hired me.

1241
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 5: I'm great on the podcast.

1242
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:10,840
Speaker 1: Only somebody who really listens with stuff though, And he said,

1243
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: oh you must have been said like you a lot.

1244
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:17,880
Speaker 1: She said. He was like, madam, you've changed French too.

1245
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:20,640
Speaker 1: It's like yeah, And then he was like, because you

1246
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 1: see it a lotzy. Someone wrote in about manicures. A

1247
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:28,440
Speaker 1: woman with one arm got a manicure and right one

1248
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:31,080
Speaker 1: hand got a many booked a full fifty minute appointment,

1249
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 1: and they charged and they charged your full for because

1250
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 1: she booked a fifty minute appointment and she got a

1251
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 1: fifty minute appointment with the one hand, they have five medicals,

1252
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 1: you know, And then they asked she asked for a

1253
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 1: discount at the register, and the guy, the original person,

1254
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know that you need? Have you

1255
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: all followed this woman who got pulled over for texting

1256
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,560
Speaker 1: with the phone in her right hand, had hands. Yeah,

1257
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 1: she should be the president. She should come up.

1258
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:59,400
Speaker 2: Listen to me, Ben, I need anybody could be almost anybody.

1259
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:02,120
Speaker 2: If there's any think that this president has told us

1260
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 2: is that all your dreams can come true.

1261
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:12,640
Speaker 1: I'm a bartender on an iHeartRadio podcast, but like, but anybody, anybody,

1262
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:15,840
Speaker 1: but truly, anybody could be president. The great fallacy of.

1263
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:18,320
Speaker 5: The American dream is that this culture is a meritocracy

1264
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 5: and that things are earned and that you know, you

1265
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 5: work your way up and that everything is given. And

1266
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 5: you know, I and every one of my you know,

1267
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 5: sort of flopped millennial generation just like really on Tumblr,

1268
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 5: like you know, like dreaming and dreaming and dreaming and

1269
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:30,440
Speaker 5: like costly.

1270
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:34,840
Speaker 1: And well I like it's time to book a by

1271
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 1: with a cardiology by insurance. My Space, I think it's

1272
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:41,480
Speaker 1: time for Colono.

1273
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,840
Speaker 5: But what I'm saying is that, like you know, Tumblr

1274
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 5: is for pictures of people standing the wrong way and

1275
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:50,480
Speaker 5: for those who get to get it, I'm just saying

1276
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:54,320
Speaker 5: that it's like those The fallacy of Donald Trump being

1277
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 5: the president of the United States shows all the people

1278
01:07:56,880 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 5: of my generation that it's like, you did your test

1279
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,600
Speaker 5: and you worked real hard at it, and you were

1280
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 5: so good at your job.

1281
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:06,960
Speaker 1: But you know what, private equity owns the cocktail bar?

1282
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 1: So what are you going to do? Have a Lindsay.

1283
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:11,200
Speaker 3: Graham on the air.

1284
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:16,680
Speaker 1: Let me ask you.

1285
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:20,640
Speaker 2: One more are you is there any private equity that

1286
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,400
Speaker 2: owns bars and stuff as far as you're aware?

1287
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:23,759
Speaker 1: And has it changed?

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean I think that major restaurant groups are

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Speaker 5: bought into buy private. I'm not going to name names,

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Speaker 5: but I think a lot of the larger conglomerates like

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Speaker 5: have larger investors. And again, I think the trend is that,

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Speaker 5: especially in New York where it is so inherently affordable,

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Speaker 5: like people like me that want to open a bar

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Speaker 5: or have wanted to my partner, my wife is well,

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Speaker 5: we wanted to together. It is not a viable dream

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Speaker 5: because a the rent is so high, and be those

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Speaker 5: who are able to pay it have the insurance of

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Speaker 5: like different backers from all over the place that you know.

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Speaker 1: They get their return no matter what. But say there

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Speaker 1: was in front of the money to do it. So

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Speaker 1: what I will say is that you know, the the yards, yardstick,

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Speaker 1: the yard post, the post in the yard, the post office.

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Speaker 1: The thing that qualifies the success rate is changing all

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Speaker 1: the time. So I will say that, yes, it is

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Speaker 1: very much involved. Okay, thank you for your strengths, thank

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Speaker 1: you for having to propose one more thing. Yes, please,

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Speaker 1: I think that I should come back for.

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Speaker 3: A holiday episode.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and I think I should make a spooky pumpkin

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Speaker 1: drink because I'm from Sale, Massachusetts. Okay, shout out.

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Speaker 2: To you want you know I want so I feel

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Speaker 2: like definitely a sort of autumnal situation, but also a

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Speaker 2: holiday like something with like Mary, I'm a Christmas.

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Speaker 1: A kwansa cocktail. Where can people find you if they

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Speaker 1: want to block you my Instagram block I'm at Ben

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Speaker 1: Hopkins Ben Hopkins on Instagram. I teach bartending, I write

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Speaker 1: about bartending. I'm around reach out. I'm hilarious. You should

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Speaker 1: book me to give me a podcast? Why not? I

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Speaker 1: have to Lind Graham's look at me, look at Ben

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Speaker 1: go and I Jill saying thanks so much. And even

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Speaker 1: if you don't want Ben to reach out my keys,

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Speaker 1: I got health unionized welcome, I mean excuse me. Goodbye

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Speaker 1: from bres Byebody. Will see you in court, see you

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Speaker 1: in the Amish country. Shout out to Massachues, not Melissa,

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Speaker 1: she's drunken outside. Melissa and I are going to the

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Speaker 1: DMV to get a pretzel. Yeah, me and Don Lemon. Well,

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Speaker 1: this has been an exactly right production. Recorded at iHeart Studios,

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Speaker 1: hosted by Me, Michael Foot and Me Melissa Malbranch. Our

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Speaker 1: producer is c. J. Ferroni. This episode was edited by

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Speaker 1: Nicholas Galucci.

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Speaker 2: Our associate producer is Christina Chamberlain and our guest booker

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Speaker 2: is Patria Cottner.

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Speaker 1: Our theme song was composed by Tom Briefogal with artwork

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Speaker 1: from Charlotte Delarue and Manessa Lilac, with photography by Brad Obono.

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Speaker 2: Reef Recess is executive produced by Karen Kilgareff, Georgia hart

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Speaker 2: Stark and Danielle Kramer.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Instagram at Department of Redundancy

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Speaker 1: Department or on TikTok at Michael foot and I'm on

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Speaker 1: both Instagram and TikTok as Melissa Malbranch. Got legal questions,

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