1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:03,680 Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Workaholics. 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 1: It's Eric Griffin April seventeenth through the nineteenth. Tickets are 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:10,200 Speaker 1: available at Parlorlive dot com and you can call four 4 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: two five two eight nine seven thousand another on the twenties. Yes, Gina, 5 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: Yes Gina. My name is Christian and I'm the chef 6 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: here at catering. How are you I? I'm okay. So 7 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 1: my manager said, you came in for a tasting for 8 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 1: your wedding and now you want some changes to the menu. Yeah, 9 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 1: I wanted to add a vegetarian option for a few 10 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,640 Speaker 1: of the guests that are vegetarians. You might if I'm 11 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:45,920 Speaker 1: blunt with you for a second, Can I just be 12 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Speaker 1: blunt real quick? Yeah, get the over yourself. It's cool that, 13 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 1: like you're getting married and whatever and it's your special day, 14 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 1: but this isn't Denny's. You can't just like throll in 15 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 1: here and order whatever you want, Like, go get a 16 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: Moon's over my hammer if you want it that way. 17 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,320 Speaker 1: Wait are you seriously swearing at me right now? You 18 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:13,479 Speaker 1: guys are a professional company and you're speaking to me 19 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: in the rude manner. I don't like when I'm disrespected. 20 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I'm disrespected. I'm the customer 21 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: and I'm paying you guys to cater my wedding, and 22 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: I'm asking you for a simple, really reasonable request to 23 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 1: have a vegetarian option. Oh that's reasonable. That's a reasonable request. 24 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 1: Of course, it's reasonable. You're like the worst bride zilla. 25 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: I've ever heard of an ale who talks to someone 26 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 1: like that. I can talk to you, however, I want 27 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 1: to lose the attitude, sweetie. Christian. Okay, Christian, I don't 28 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 1: know what is up your You're a wrong person right now. 29 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 1: My wedding is two weeks two weeks and all I 30 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: did was asked for a vegetarian thing. All I did 31 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 1: was sport. All I did was ask for a vegetarian dish. 32 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: Do you know how hard it is to change a 33 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: menu like this two weeks out? More? What do you 34 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,920 Speaker 1: think you think this is like? In people could do this, 35 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 1: Todd Bernie change the menu quicker than you do. You 36 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 1: think this is like inviting people over for one of 37 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 1: your white trash cookouts or whatever. This is like what 38 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 1: you don't even know me. You feel like like a monster. 39 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 1: It's not like throwing some little Smokey's and a slow cooker. Okay, 40 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 1: like I make. That's why I'm calling you. That's why 41 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:36,079 Speaker 1: I'm calling you to do it two weeks. That's showing 42 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: up the venue and demanding vegetarian dishes the day up. 43 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 1: I make high quality cuisines, all right, not like mac 44 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:46,359 Speaker 1: and cheese and some tinfoil. You are clearly insane. I'm 45 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 1: gonna conster manager, and you're gonna get fired. Oh you're 46 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: gonna try to get me fired, of course? You know what? 47 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,680 Speaker 1: How about this? How about we don't run off time 48 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 1: my manager? I just make it your stupid vegetarian whatever. No, 49 00:02:57,639 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 1: I don't want to work with you anymore. It's right 50 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 1: touching my food. I don't want you at my wedding. 51 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: I don't want you in my life. No, it's it's 52 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: tot's cool. I can make it for you. You know, 53 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 1: it's total cool that you're that's what's so cool? Pretty twelve. 54 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 1: How don't you call and custody and now you want 55 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,560 Speaker 1: to make my vegetarian meal. I don't want to psychopath 56 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: working at my wedding. Oh you want to know why? 57 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 1: I'm what's that? What do you? What do you want 58 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 1: to say? What? Else do you want to say? What 59 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: I want is to let you know that your friend 60 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 1: Heather actually asked me to call you. What Yeah, Heather 61 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: wanted me to call you. Because this is actually Jewil 62 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: from brook and Jewil in the morning, I'm Moving ninety 63 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Oh 64 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: my god, your kids said that you were freaking out 65 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: about making some last minute changes to your wedding. Oh 66 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna guys. You guys freaked me out 67 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 1: so bad. Well, you know what you want. My real 68 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: opinion on the whole thing, not really, but what I 69 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 1: think you should stop being a bridezilla. I do. I 70 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: think you're out of control. Wake up every morning with 71 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: Jewel foone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy on 72 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: Moving ninety two point five.