WEBVTT - Cleanin' Out The Sound Fridge!

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody wants to, but it's got to be done. We're

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<v Speaker 1>cleaning out the sound fridge. On one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lie. I like it. It's easy and fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like to be the guy who is one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have the boy I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks metal guy. By the way, I love that theme, Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we have any jokes unused from today's show? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we do. Okay, if they're any good, go ahead, Lego open.

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<v Speaker 3>A new factory today in Vietnam that operates entirely on

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<v Speaker 3>clean energy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a state of the art facility. And oh, what's that?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm being told the dog knocked it over?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that is a very silly joke. And how about

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<v Speaker 1>that other one?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, guys, Just hours after his new tariffs went into

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<v Speaker 4>effect this afternoon, President Trump announced a ninety day pause,

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<v Speaker 4>which made the stock market skyrocket. Yeah, the market just

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<v Speaker 4>had the best day in years, jumping nearly three thousand points.

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<v Speaker 4>Who knew we'd reach a point where the economy feels

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<v Speaker 4>less stable than Kanye West? What I can handle the

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<v Speaker 4>daily swings in the market right now. Having a diversified

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<v Speaker 4>portfolio means you're taking Xanax, Valum and.

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<v Speaker 1>Kloniphant pharmaceutical humor.

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<v Speaker 2>There has anybody done a wellness check on Kanye since

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<v Speaker 2>his wife dumped him last week. She tried to get

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<v Speaker 2>him committed unsuccessfully and she dumped him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he could be like in Gene Hackman shape at

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<v Speaker 1>this point. Yeah. Wow, Okay, so this is a natural

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<v Speaker 1>sound as we say, it's just a crowd noise essentially

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<v Speaker 1>of Tim Walls at the Capitol trying to make some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of speech and he was being heckled by veterans

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<v Speaker 1>Tan Michael, welcome to the Capitol. Wow, they're yelling, coward

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<v Speaker 1>and shut your fing mouth at him.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like shouting people down, So I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>stand to always be against shouting people down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't like the heckler's veto.

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<v Speaker 3>I really a quick Kanye update. He is at it

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<v Speaker 3>again on Twitter as we speak.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>He's fine? What's his U? What's what's he mostly talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>The Jews?

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<v Speaker 3>He Uh, He's posted a picture of himself with Obama

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<v Speaker 3>and he said, Okay, how many tweets am I at?

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<v Speaker 3>Did I beat the record yet? And he's just going

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<v Speaker 3>off on a.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing to do as a billionaire.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, he's a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, troubled nut job. Here's Anderson Cooper trying to have

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of town hall with Bernie Sanders and makes

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<v Speaker 1>a fatal mistake, a terrible, rude mistake. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>introduce Grace Thomas. She's a local civil rights attornition's Democrat. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>say then pronouns? Actually, thank you? Oh it's the them pronouns. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, kiss my ass, babe, sit down, you

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<v Speaker 1>get to say nothing next. Well, that's what I would

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<v Speaker 1>say if I was a little Andy Cooper.

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<v Speaker 2>So yesterday Trump announced he won't take questions from our

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<v Speaker 2>reporters who use pronouns. How do we feel about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Fine?

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<v Speaker 2>Perfect?

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<v Speaker 1>Great? You're trying to drag people into radical gender theory.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop it, no freaking way. I don't think you're dangerous

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<v Speaker 1>or that I would hire you. If you're putting pronouns

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<v Speaker 1>in your emails, you're scaring me.

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<v Speaker 3>Well in that last clip, I don't know if you heard.

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<v Speaker 3>When you go, you hear Anderson Cooper go oh, and

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<v Speaker 3>then you hear her go like that. She had this

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<v Speaker 3>smirk on her face, like, yeah, that's right. You you

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<v Speaker 3>apologize you misgendered me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just I have power over you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now right again exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to introduce Grace Thomas. She's a local civil

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<v Speaker 1>rights attornition's Democrat. Right say, then pronouns actually thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, go straight to hell.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>They them. You know, my two middle fingers go by,

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<v Speaker 1>they them, look at them right here. That's what I'd say. Ah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that is so frigging annoying. No, it's trying to drag

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<v Speaker 1>you into radical gender theory that the whole pronoun thing

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<v Speaker 1>is about. Interestingly, I started to listen to a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>where Barry Weiss was interviewing John mcwarter, the great linguist

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<v Speaker 1>and thinker, and he was like, no, language evolves, pronouns

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<v Speaker 1>are kind of weird. Anyway, it's fine. I didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>deeply into his ideas. I'm intrigued. I'll go back to it.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like a very academic theory though to me,

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<v Speaker 1>because in the real world, people are trying to accomplish

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<v Speaker 1>something very specific by making you use their pronouns like that.

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<v Speaker 1>They're trying to get you to admit that sex doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>exist except as a social construct and radical gender theory

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<v Speaker 1>is the truth and you need to accept it and

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<v Speaker 1>I do not and will not, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>It's they them o, my lord. Oh, I so want

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<v Speaker 1>to use a really bad word right now. It'd be

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<v Speaker 1>a great punchline too. She uses they them, but she's such.

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<v Speaker 2>A advance the runner by dropping the ball right in

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<v Speaker 2>front of the plate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, exactly, Yes, softly tap the ball with your bat, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so it goes a limited distance. Yes. Oh, let's see

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<v Speaker 1>what else do we have that I wanted to play?

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<v Speaker 1>You had something from yesterday, Jack, right, the giraft thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Michael, I'm not sure what number.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not privy to the conversation. I thought you were listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Perhaps you weren't paying at time this at all. Perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>we need a retraining strip to the waist and get

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<v Speaker 1>ready for your retraining.

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<v Speaker 2>That's going to say. We could added all this out,

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<v Speaker 2>but perhaps we'll leave it in yesterday's twenty one David

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<v Speaker 2>Murr report. Can you grab yesterday's twenty one? Is that possible?

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<v Speaker 5>A big surprise at the Maryland Zoo A k new

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<v Speaker 5>baby giraffes who officials didn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>The mother giraffe was pregnant. She gave birth to a

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<v Speaker 2>six foot, one hundred and twenty eight pound girl. Both

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<v Speaker 2>are doing great. Didn't know she was pregnant, and all

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<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, the baby draft drops out of her.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like that MTV show for a while that like

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<v Speaker 2>pregnant and didn't know it, or had a baby and

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know it. Remember that show. Oh that's troubling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it happens more often than you might think. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was indigestion. No, it was gestation.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a human you never you have what do you eat?

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<v Speaker 2>You have an ingestion that feels like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, papa's xanax or something or zantac. I guess, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it? Some toms xanax. We'll go ahead if

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<v Speaker 1>you want. But yeah, PEP said, thank you xanax.

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<v Speaker 3>All did the same difference.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So how about this? I think it's self contained?

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<v Speaker 1>Clip twenty one Michael.

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<v Speaker 5>On American Airlines flight one ninety eight from New York's

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<v Speaker 5>JFK to Milan. American says the man tried taking a

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<v Speaker 5>seat in an exit row and challenged flight attendants when

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<v Speaker 5>they told him to go back because he was traveling

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<v Speaker 5>with a child. He was also reportedly upset he didn't

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<v Speaker 5>get the in flight meal, he requested the flight turning

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<v Speaker 5>around over the Atlantic, landing back at JFK at around

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<v Speaker 5>three am. Police boarding the plane, taking the man and

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<v Speaker 5>his family off. Airport officials say no one was arrested.

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<v Speaker 5>American Airlines says that offered meal vouchers to passengers and

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<v Speaker 5>they departed later that morning. The FAA is now investigating.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, a lunatic scared you to death and we delayed

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<v Speaker 2>you by a day. Here's a free meal certificate.

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<v Speaker 3>They were more than halfway to Milan too. I watched

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<v Speaker 3>the book flight tracker thing. They were, Oh, they were

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<v Speaker 3>pretty damned.

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<v Speaker 1>Just keep going in the west there or.

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<v Speaker 2>What I don't I don't get to turn around, keep

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<v Speaker 2>going and deal with this where we land and the

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<v Speaker 2>guy was unhappy about his sandwich, so he was expecting

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<v Speaker 2>a dry turkey and he got a dry hammer. That

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<v Speaker 2>seems like an overreaction and he lost it in front

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<v Speaker 2>of his kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nice job. So I think there ought to be

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<v Speaker 1>like a Miranda warning type warning that the pilot he

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<v Speaker 1>walks out. He says, sir, I need to read you

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<v Speaker 1>your rights. You have the right to continue to acting

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<v Speaker 1>like an a hole, and we will turn the flight

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<v Speaker 1>around back to our origin, as FAA rules dictate. On

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<v Speaker 1>the other hand, you should know the following. The rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the passengers now have the legal right to beat

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<v Speaker 1>you within an inch of your life, to post your

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<v Speaker 1>picture and docks you on the internet, and I personally

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<v Speaker 1>will scald you with a hot cup of coffee as

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<v Speaker 1>you're dragged off the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what are the penalties. They're pretty high, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you're into like terrorism laws and stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 2>disrupting a flight.

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<v Speaker 1>They're fairly significant, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>But some of the people you see go nuts on

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<v Speaker 2>planes are so completely crazy there'd be no reaching them

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<v Speaker 2>at all. But I think some of these people, if

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<v Speaker 2>you hit them with a look just before you go

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<v Speaker 2>any further, this is like twenty years in prison. Stuff

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing right here. Seriously, this isn't a minor thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that would calm a lot of people down.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not. But yeah, i'd be curious.

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<v Speaker 2>So make the penalties higher. We got to make the

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<v Speaker 2>penalties high enough to make this stop. That's the whole

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<v Speaker 2>crime and punishment thing.

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<v Speaker 1>What if you ask about the meal and the air

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<v Speaker 1>waitress is like extremely rude and dismissive. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not saying you get to go, you know, aps and

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<v Speaker 1>cause the flight to be turned around. But I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like that's a mitigating factor. I feel like Southwest has

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<v Speaker 1>decided they can save a lot of money by saying

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<v Speaker 1>there's a chance of turbulence, so we're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>do the coffee serve this time because it's happened all

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<v Speaker 1>never never happened in my life, I don't think. And

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<v Speaker 1>now I've had it like three times in a row,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll bet they realize that saves a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't recommend that's all them air waitresses.

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<v Speaker 2>But if I get on the flight and I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>needing coffee and you say we're not having coffee, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be close to going berserk's that's bad news. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're needing caffeine, Yeah, hey you're waitress. Get a little

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<v Speaker 2>caffeine up in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I'll take my chances if it slops out on

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<v Speaker 1>my pants, that's on me. Give me a coffee. Do

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<v Speaker 1>any of you know about the traders Joe's tote bags? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought Katie might know about that. Is that for

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<v Speaker 2>people that care about the environment, play this clip, and

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<v Speaker 2>I thought maybe Katie might be able to tell us

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 4>I read the Trader Joe's knew many pastel colored tote

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<v Speaker 4>bags are being resold online for over one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>What if you're paying a thousand bucks for a Trader

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<v Speaker 4>Joe's tote bag, you must be higher than the cashiers

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<v Speaker 4>that work at Trader Joe's.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, Uh, okay, for that crowd, it's like limited

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<v Speaker 2>edition or what what the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the Big Dumb Cup.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and if Trader Joe's for whatever reason, these things

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<v Speaker 3>went crazy viral and they were I'm it was like

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<v Speaker 3>Black Friday at Walmart, like people going into the stores

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<v Speaker 3>the second they opened and grabbing them all.

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<v Speaker 2>This reminds me I meant to play this. So Saturday

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<v Speaker 2>Night Live had one of their you know, big commercial

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<v Speaker 2>song things that they did the other night about Big

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<v Speaker 2>Dumb Line instead of Big Dumb Cup, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>all centered around Manhattan, but it happens everywhere in the country,

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<v Speaker 2>mocking the sort of people that stand in the big

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<v Speaker 2>dumb line. Oh did you hear in New Bagel place

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<v Speaker 2>open up? Let's go stand in a big dumb line

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<v Speaker 2>and they and they and they got to stand in

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<v Speaker 2>the long line, and then they all wait for hours

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<v Speaker 2>to get up there and say, yeah, that was pretty good,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, but yeah, that crowd. I mean, you're either

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<v Speaker 2>that crowded or not.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never stand in line. Ever.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm gonna have to wait any amount of time

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<v Speaker 2>so that I can say I've been to the coffee shop, well.

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<v Speaker 1>Then how in the world are you going to instagram

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<v Speaker 1>the picture of.

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<v Speaker 2>You in that line, or pay multiples of the kind

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<v Speaker 2>of cup that everybody's using, even though there are many

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<v Speaker 2>alternatives that are exactly the same to have the right

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<v Speaker 2>name or any of that sort of stuff. I would

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<v Speaker 2>never do that, but there are people that always do that,

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know what the different genetic makeup is

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<v Speaker 2>of those people, or I see it in my own town.

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<v Speaker 2>If a new coffee shop opens up, or a new

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<v Speaker 2>anything where you can eat or drink, lines for days

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<v Speaker 2>so you can say you've been there.

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<v Speaker 3>What Yeah, these Trader Joe's. This whole thing happened with

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<v Speaker 3>the tote bags. Then Trader Joe's went, I know we're

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<v Speaker 3>going to release different seasonal one, but I did really

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<v Speaker 3>really ranked, you know, get these people riled up and

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<v Speaker 3>it worked, and over the weekend you could see pictures

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<v Speaker 3>of Trader Joe's posted all over the country with just

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<v Speaker 3>lines wrapped around the building for people to get.

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<v Speaker 1>In to get these stupid tote bags.

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<v Speaker 2>If you, first of all, I don't suppose there's any

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<v Speaker 2>point to this unless you think your friends care, and

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<v Speaker 2>if you have friends who are impressed that you waited

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<v Speaker 2>in line around the block to get the next Trader

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<v Speaker 2>Joe's bag or attend the coffee shop or whatever. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>because if anybody tells me that, I'd think, really, wait

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<v Speaker 2>in line, why don't you just go next week when

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<v Speaker 2>there's no line? I would think less of you, not

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<v Speaker 2>more of you. You know what I mean. So I

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<v Speaker 2>just I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I am texting a close associate who works at TJ's

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<v Speaker 1>to see if that's happening where he works.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, the old Trader Joe's where I used to work.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, there was actually an accident in the parking lot.

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<v Speaker 3>It was getting so kiock around. I mean the store

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<v Speaker 3>was out the door for these bags.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I don't understand. We're just built differently.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I'm looking online right now, so they're many totes,

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<v Speaker 3>so they're like the size of a woman's purse, and

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<v Speaker 3>they sell for three ninety nine a pop. And right

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<v Speaker 3>now on eBay, the Fall collection four hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 3>dollars for four of these things.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and again you have to have friends think that

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<v Speaker 2>makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry Hanson, now you gotta bleep it. Oh well, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess that's it.