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Speaker 1: cleaning out the sound fridge. On one more thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm one more thing.

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Speaker 1: That's a lie. I like it. It's easy and fun.

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Speaker 2: I'd like to be the guy who is one more thing.

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Speaker 2: You don't have the boy I don't.

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Speaker 1: Thanks metal guy. By the way, I love that theme, Michael.

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Speaker 1: Do we have any jokes unused from today's show? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we do. Okay, if they're any good, go ahead, Lego open.

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Speaker 3: A new factory today in Vietnam that operates entirely on

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Speaker 1: It's a state of the art facility. And oh, what's that?

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Speaker 2: I'm being told the dog knocked it over?

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Speaker 1: Wow, that is a very silly joke. And how about

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Speaker 1: that other one?

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Speaker 4: Well, guys, Just hours after his new tariffs went into

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Speaker 4: effect this afternoon, President Trump announced a ninety day pause,

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Speaker 4: which made the stock market skyrocket. Yeah, the market just

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Speaker 4: had the best day in years, jumping nearly three thousand points.

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Speaker 4: Who knew we'd reach a point where the economy feels

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Speaker 4: less stable than Kanye West? What I can handle the

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Speaker 4: daily swings in the market right now. Having a diversified

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Speaker 4: portfolio means you're taking Xanax, Valum and.

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Speaker 1: Kloniphant pharmaceutical humor.

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Speaker 2: There has anybody done a wellness check on Kanye since

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he could be like in Gene Hackman shape at

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Speaker 1: this point. Yeah. Wow, Okay, so this is a natural

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Speaker 1: sound as we say, it's just a crowd noise essentially

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Speaker 1: of Tim Walls at the Capitol trying to make some

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Speaker 1: Tan Michael, welcome to the Capitol. Wow, they're yelling, coward

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Speaker 2: I don't like shouting people down, So I'm going to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't like the heckler's veto.

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Speaker 2: Is he really?

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Speaker 2: He's fine? What's his U? What's what's he mostly talking about?

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Speaker 2: The Jews?

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Speaker 3: He Uh, He's posted a picture of himself with Obama

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Speaker 3: and he said, Okay, how many tweets am I at?

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Speaker 3: Did I beat the record yet? And he's just going

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Speaker 2: Thing to do as a billionaire.

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Speaker 1: Okay, troubled nut job. Here's Anderson Cooper trying to have

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Speaker 1: a fatal mistake, a terrible, rude mistake. I want to

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Speaker 1: introduce Grace Thomas. She's a local civil rights attornition's Democrat. Right,

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Speaker 1: say then pronouns? Actually, thank you? Oh it's the them pronouns. Actually,

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Speaker 1: get to say nothing next. Well, that's what I would

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Speaker 2: So yesterday Trump announced he won't take questions from our

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Speaker 2: reporters who use pronouns. How do we feel about that?

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Speaker 1: Fine?

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Speaker 2: Perfect?

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Speaker 1: Great? You're trying to drag people into radical gender theory.

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Speaker 1: Stop it, no freaking way. I don't think you're dangerous

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Speaker 1: or that I would hire you. If you're putting pronouns

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Speaker 1: It was just I have power over you.

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Speaker 1: I want to introduce Grace Thomas. She's a local civil

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Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, Yes, softly tap the ball with your bat, yes,

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Speaker 1: You're not privy to the conversation. I thought you were listening.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps you weren't paying at time this at all. Perhaps

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Speaker 2: but perhaps we'll leave it in yesterday's twenty one David

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Speaker 2: The mother giraffe was pregnant. She gave birth to a

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Speaker 2: didn't know it. Remember that show. Oh that's troubling.

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Speaker 1: thought it was indigestion. No, it was gestation.

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Speaker 2: Just a human you never you have what do you eat?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, papa's xanax or something or zantac. I guess, sir,

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Speaker 1: Yes, So how about this? I think it's self contained?

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Speaker 5: On American Airlines flight one ninety eight from New York's

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Speaker 2: Sorry, a lunatic scared you to death and we delayed

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Speaker 2: you by a day. Here's a free meal certificate.

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Speaker 3: They were more than halfway to Milan too. I watched

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Speaker 3: the book flight tracker thing. They were, Oh, they were

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Speaker 2: What I don't I don't get to turn around, keep

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Speaker 2: you're doing right here. Seriously, this isn't a minor thing.

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Speaker 1: not saying you get to go, you know, aps and

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Speaker 1: do the coffee serve this time because it's happened all

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Speaker 3: I don't recommend that's all them air waitresses.

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Speaker 2: But if I get on the flight and I'm a

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'll take my chances if it slops out on

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Speaker 1: my pants, that's on me. Give me a coffee. Do

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Speaker 1: any of you know about the traders Joe's tote bags? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I thought Katie might know about that. Is that for

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Speaker 2: people that care about the environment, play this clip, and

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Speaker 2: I thought maybe Katie might be able to tell us

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Speaker 4: I read the Trader Joe's knew many pastel colored tote

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Speaker 4: bags are being resold online for over one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: What if you're paying a thousand bucks for a Trader

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Speaker 4: Joe's tote bag, you must be higher than the cashiers

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Speaker 4: that work at Trader Joe's.

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Speaker 2: I know, Uh, okay, for that crowd, it's like limited

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Speaker 2: edition or what what the hell?

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Speaker 1: It's like the Big Dumb Cup.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and if Trader Joe's for whatever reason, these things

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Speaker 2: This reminds me I meant to play this. So Saturday

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Speaker 2: song things that they did the other night about Big

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Speaker 2: all centered around Manhattan, but it happens everywhere in the country,

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Speaker 2: mocking the sort of people that stand in the big

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Speaker 2: dumb line. Oh did you hear in New Bagel place

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Speaker 2: open up? Let's go stand in a big dumb line

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Speaker 1: I would never stand in line. Ever.

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Speaker 2: If I'm gonna have to wait any amount of time

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Speaker 2: so that I can say I've been to the coffee shop, well.

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Speaker 1: Then how in the world are you going to instagram

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Speaker 1: the picture of.

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Speaker 2: You in that line, or pay multiples of the kind

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Speaker 2: of cup that everybody's using, even though there are many

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Speaker 2: And I don't know what the different genetic makeup is

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Speaker 2: If a new coffee shop opens up, or a new

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Speaker 2: anything where you can eat or drink, lines for days

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Speaker 3: What Yeah, these Trader Joe's. This whole thing happened with

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Speaker 3: the tote bags. Then Trader Joe's went, I know we're

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Speaker 3: going to release different seasonal one, but I did really

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Speaker 3: really ranked, you know, get these people riled up and

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Speaker 3: it worked, and over the weekend you could see pictures

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Speaker 3: of Trader Joe's posted all over the country with just

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Speaker 3: lines wrapped around the building for people to get.

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Speaker 1: In to get these stupid tote bags.

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Speaker 2: If you, first of all, I don't suppose there's any

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Speaker 2: point to this unless you think your friends care, and

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Speaker 2: if you have friends who are impressed that you waited

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Speaker 2: in line around the block to get the next Trader

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Speaker 2: Joe's bag or attend the coffee shop or whatever. I mean,

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Speaker 2: because if anybody tells me that, I'd think, really, wait

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Speaker 2: there's no line? I would think less of you, not

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Speaker 2: more of you. You know what I mean. So I

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Speaker 2: just I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: I am texting a close associate who works at TJ's

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Speaker 3: I know, the old Trader Joe's where I used to work.

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Speaker 3: I mean, there was actually an accident in the parking lot.

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Speaker 3: It was getting so kiock around. I mean the store

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Speaker 3: was out the door for these bags.

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Speaker 2: I just I don't understand. We're just built differently.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm looking online right now, so they're many totes,

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Speaker 3: so they're like the size of a woman's purse, and

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Speaker 3: they sell for three ninety nine a pop. And right

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Speaker 3: now on eBay, the Fall collection four hundred and fifty

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Speaker 3: dollars for four of these things.

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Speaker 2: Oh and again you have to have friends think that

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Speaker 2: makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Sorry Hanson, now you gotta bleep it. Oh well, I

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Speaker 1: guess that's it.