WEBVTT - Pon de Satan (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.720 You seem angry himinem and then and then he stopped 0:00:05.720 --> 0:00:08.680 being angry. It's like, hey man, you gotta get angry again, 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:12.720 because this is way worse. You are bad at being 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:17.640 now you're now you're rapping at Trump. This this feels like, 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:21.320 this feels like a mistake him. And listen, we all 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:26.400 wanted to do it. Yeah, yeah, we all. We all 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:33.680 thought about it, you know, you know, executed, and everybody 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:36.159 was proud of YG for it. I really wasn't mad 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:39.440 at that song because he could have been out wearing 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:45.000 dress shoes and murdering people. But yeah, I'm scared. I terrified, 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:48.360 y G. I didn't even like saying that joke. No, no, no, 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:49.839 what do you put the dress shoes on your like, 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:52.520 I'll let you do it. Yeah, no, I'm not gonna say. 0:00:52.520 --> 0:01:08.000 No chips in your naels mask for racist, the most 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:18.240 layers money, an attorney, stuff I can't tell me. Bang 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:22.480 bang bang skeep skeep skeet. There it is there, it is. 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:26.080 Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:29.559 Mama Told Me, the podcast where we done deep into 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:33.560 the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally worked 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:36.080 to prove that when Kevin Hart got in that car 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:38.880 accident with his side piece and then he ran away, 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:43.280 it wasn't an accident. It was, in fact an assassination 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:46.040 at him because he was on his way to buy 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:50.080 the rights to think like a man. Three. That's right, 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:54.440 the man was gonna own it all. And and Hollywood 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:58.960 stepped into turm. They weren't ready for the truth t 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:03.880 M three. They didn't know what to do with TM two. 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:07.880 They were terrifying. They were terrified. They couldn't they couldn't 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:10.080 have that again. They'd be in an uproar. They were 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:14.680 like Kevin Hart and Michael Eally in a single film. 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:17.480 This is this is crazy Turtle from Entourage. Now we 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:23.359 have real start power. Terrence Jay Ship, I don't think 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:25.400 he was acting. I think he thought it was a 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:32.840 docufedity kind of being himself, Like what's he gonna do? 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:36.080 What was he talking about? He's talking about fraternities and ship. 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:46.360 What's really loves fraternity, Darren Jay? He loves accused man. 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:51.880 He's really committed. He's committed more than he is to 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:55.720 any version of working harder or being talented. So you 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:58.680 know think Terence Jay is talented. I do not. I 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:03.040 I'm going to go I'm going to be very direct 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:08.600 and passionate about this, and I know, listen, look, I 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:11.960 get it. Hosting is a talent in and of itself, 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:15.880 Like there's a skill there that I I fully acknowledge. 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:19.919 Everybody cannot be a great host. That said, we all 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:23.240 could do better than Terence Jay. I truly believe that 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:25.079 with all of my heart. Is it that you don't 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:30.520 find him charming? I I'm not sure anyone finds him charming. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.359 Do you think Roxy was doing all the heavy lifting? 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:36.720 I think that him and Roxy were well. I think 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:38.760 and I think this is now known, him and Roxy 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:42.160 were fucking at one point, and I think that that 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:46.720 that meant that there was a complicated tethering of their 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:49.760 their persons. I will say that was one of my 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:55.160 least favorite. That was the least favor. Yeah, no, the 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:58.600 bow Wow error was better than you know who I liked. 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:03.120 I like AJ and everybody loved a J and Free. 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:07.240 He went on to be on the E Entertainment Network 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:11.000 and Ship. Yeah, he cut his dreads and he became 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:15.960 like a very like I I talked about the ship okay, 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:19.120 like he's on the suite. No, he's not that fun. 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:26.440 He's more like, uh, he's more like Oscar recaps bag. 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:29.040 Now he's getting a bag. A J. A J is 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:32.919 still cooking Free unfortunately. I don't know is necessary. She 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:35.480 tried rapping for a little bit, and then they always 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.720 tried wrapping. It's like nobody wants to hear you rap, 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.880 Angie Martinez. Yeah, no, this is you can go ahead 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:46.960 shut that off, sister, Like Free, man, I want the 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:50.159 only thing I know about Free after one oh six 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:53.080 in part is that that ass stay fat. You always 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:56.400 check on that and uh, and that she was on 0:04:56.440 --> 0:05:01.160 a Whisper song remix Free he was, and she was 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:07.200 being nasty. No, Free was being downright disgusting on that 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:11.320 Risper song remix even know I did not know, man, 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:14.400 I just you want to feel old. I just googled it. 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:18.520 Twenty three years ago. Was when one oh six and 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:22.320 Parks started. Yeah, was when A and Free were on 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:27.920 That can't be right. No, yeah, it's right were I 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:30.599 was in high school. I was watching that ship and 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:35.360 maybe it was middle school even school. Oh nine, No, 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:39.640 that's not true. I was like, WHOA, I just really fun. 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:48.520 Let me be clear, I'm old enough to forget yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:51.800 I'm well enough that like my twentieth is coming and 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:55.000 I'm like I got a book, like two more TV 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.440 gigs and then I'll go I can't show up like 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:03.160 I am right now. No, no, I gotta be Yeah. 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:05.160 Did you go to your tenure reunion? I went to 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:09.279 my tenure It was it was actually really fun. There 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:12.360 were some weird elements to it, like there was like 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:16.560 three girls that just weren't invited because the people organizing 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:20.520 it didn't funk with them. And it was like, hey, y'all, 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:24.240 I don't know if if this is right, but did 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:28.159 I come crash? Now? They didn't crash, And I get 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.240 why they don't funk with them, like you know what 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.720 I mean, Like it's not like I'm like oblivious to 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:36.680 why there's in fighting happening here. But then at the 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:40.839 same time, it was like, I don't know, legally, this feels. 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:44.040 This feels a little you gotta get you gotta keep 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:50.479 everybody a shot. Yeah, you know, like come on, man, 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:53.880 that's I get it. Like were they like problematic girls 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.200 like jail time or something like that. Yeah, I would. 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:58.240 It wasn't as far as jail time, but it was 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:01.200 like a lot of like still trying to to fist 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:04.000 fight in their thirties type ship. I get it, but 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:07.400 you gotta give everybody a shot because there's probably fades 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:10.679 they've been wanting to run until five. No, let's let's 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:13.040 be clear. There there are people who wanted to beat 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:16.840 me up that that we're still part of that and 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:19.320 vice versa. There were people who I wanted to give 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:22.840 a knuckle sandwich or two that that I still had 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:25.600 to be like, oh man, that's cool. You you sell insurance. 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:28.480 Now that's crazy. See. Yeah, I didn't go. I had 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:31.200 a I was gonna go, and then I got this 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:33.240 is how long ago it was. I gotta show it. 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.600 The copy story that I felt like I couldn't miss. 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:42.520 I know, I know that it's embrassing. It's embassing. So 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:45.680 it's like, I gotta I gotta stay in l A 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:48.640 and work on my dream. Man. This is my first 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:52.000 time in the belly room. I can't It's the belly 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:59.120 room that's two rooms away from the big weeks. So 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:02.000 I didn't go. And then but then I show pictures 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:05.400 and I was like, I've got it. Yeah, you didn't 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:08.680 have to, Like, I don't really like anybody. We're gonna 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.440 take a We're gonna take a class of oh five 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:20.560 football pictures. Here's Yeah, we should get into our conspirace. 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:25.480 Yeah no, what do you apologized? This is our chaos, 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:28.000 this is why. Yeah, this is what we do best. 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:30.680 And I think there's probably somebody out there deciding whether 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:32.600 or not they're going to go to their turn. And 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:35.520 if that's the case, I would say go and and 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:40.120 maybe be the person that causes chaos. Person be the 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:44.400 one who fucks people. Yeah, up and just fuck people. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:48.120 Show up and show up and make a married couple 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:54.960 question everything. Yeah, get hot. Yeah, the next six months 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:57.880 just in the gym, no carbs, and then show up 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:02.160 and just suck on everybody. They they do. Now publish 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:05.640 the crash diets that that celebrities go on to be 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:10.480 like sexy Marvel. Motherfucker's you. You can access that ship. 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:13.960 The workouts are are a lot, but you can handle it. 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:19.200 Get sexy and destroy a family at your tenure reunion, 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:21.600 I did see that from the pictures of my tenure. 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:26.560 We had a couple of snipers, a couple of like 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:29.280 a couple of like a couple of snipers, A couple 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:32.640 of you were quiet health class, but I always knew 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:37.800 you were sitting on that. I showed up and everybody 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:41.920 looked like Lieutenant Dan. It was a true it was 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:47.760 a true who's who of survivors that's just just limping 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:50.160 their way through. Oh no, we had a couple of 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:59.439 people here Nope, said dope not And then happened for me. 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:03.319 Everybody I had a crush on. Were you single? You 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:07.880 were single back then? No? I was. I was fully married. 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:13.080 But yeah, but my brain ain't uncalibrated to to like, 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:16.280 oh ship, it's such and such a guy bad and 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:22.559 and my brain, now, what's up? I'm saying, I can 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:25.400 still see it. I don't. There's no part of me 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.320 that's like questioning, you know what I mean. I'm not 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:30.080 like married brain where I'm like, I didn't even notice 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:34.240 that there were bitches here. I thought, okay, yeah, I'm like, 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:37.679 I'm scoping. I'm I'm trying to see what's happening this way, 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:43.600 and and buddy down. We can go ahead and turn 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:47.120 down the factory for the night. Oh five, trying to survive. 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:54.440 We we have a conspiracy today that that I would say, uh, 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:58.160 Olivia pitched Olivia. It's safe to say uh, sort of 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:02.520 prompted this conversation and and then introduced a few deep 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:06.480 dive parts to it that we were both excited to 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:10.240 talk about. If we can find the right phrasing for this, 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:12.679 I would say, and feel free to correct me if 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:14.679 there's a better way of saying this. I think it 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:18.600 would be like my mama told me that that the 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:25.720 super Bowl was demonic. Yeah, I think it's like, yeah, 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:28.000 I think that's as close at I think it's just 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:33.040 any type of like major concert. It feels like there's 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:38.600 like an outpouring of demonic ship that happens all the time. Yeah, 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:40.560 Like I'm sure people were throwing it up at All 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:43.760 Star Weekend, which was in Utah, weirdly, and then a 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:48.160 white guy was yeah, it's a white guy went in 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:52.359 the dunk contest and post Malone is like your your headliner. 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:58.800 It's all. It all feels very uh intentionally white in 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:01.360 a way saying this is now, if they take basketball 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:03.800 from us, I have a gun and I'll go to 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:07.080 the streets. You know what. I also have a gun 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:10.360 and I'll join you if they find a way to 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:13.600 take I'm not I can't live here like that. I'll 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:17.640 join you. Yeah, I can't you know what, what's gonna 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:22.200 be crazy if they if they do somehow find a 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:27.000 way to become champions of basketball, you know what I mean, 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:31.480 Like Luca truly becomes what a bunch of white guys 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:35.520 have dreamt Luca could be. Because Luca is a phenomenal player. 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:43.400 I get it. They want Luca to be Lebron's like, uh, 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:47.400 the man who Lebron will eventually have to handle basketball 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:50.200 to and say you are the greatest score, not me, 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:59.760 You're the best. He doesn't have. They want that for him. 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:05.040 And if you see that that guy sucks. It feels 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:10.360 like a very like uh, if that happens, we're then 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:13.560 gonna have to deal with all the ship with like, oh, 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:17.280 maybe you're not that athletic, and maybe y'all ain't like 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:22.000 real motherfucker's maybe maybe you're just clowns. It feels like 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:25.280 it's gonna feed bleed into every cult part of our culture. 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:32.839 I see it coming down the pipe. I'm I'm nervous, man. Yeah, 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:36.280 what's gonna be for basketball? Yeah? No, they're they're gonna 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:39.560 question everything. They're gonna be Like is growing up in 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:44.080 a black neighborhood even that challenging, like start wrapping more. Yeah, 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.560 when we wrapped, they're gonna be like, he ain't even 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:49.600 you know what I noticed about them. They just like 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:54.480 fast wrapping. If you could just wrap fast. Yeah, they're 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:59.200 just gonna all come out wrapping off fast right. Yeah. No, 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:05.360 they love multi syllabic fast raps. What I'm saying was 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:10.160 Eminem great, Yes, did he also kind of rap like 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:14.720 a weirdo? Who he was? Weird? He was killed his mom, 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:18.280 that's not yeah no, And if it wasn't his mom, 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:22.320 it was it was his wife. Those are the bars 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:25.120 I need to give me through my youth. Yeah. No, 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:29.000 I mean Eminem's oh, like rap career is like Bob 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.360 hopes it, you know what I mean. It's just being like, 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:36.200 get me out of here with these broads, and it's like, yeah, yeah, 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:40.440 I think he hates I think he hates women. Cartoonist violent, 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.520 that fat girl ate my whole leg like an egg roll, 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:48.240 And you're like, what, I don't know if I will 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:53.880 say that the initiation of this conversation came from Rihanna. 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:57.800 Rihanna's performance at the super Bowl and and a number 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:01.840 of articles that Olivia sent us that basically suggests that 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:05.880 she was connecting herself not only to devil worship and 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:10.880 sort of demonic imagery, but also the Illuminati. Simultaneously. There 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:14.800 were a lot of Illuminati suggestions. It's a real uh 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:19.880 fucking fruit salad of crazy demon ship that they're saying 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:22.840 she's a part of. I mean, I do think the 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:26.960 one thing is just the rock. I think, yeah, she 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:29.600 threw up the rock, and I feel like for years 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:32.400 people have been trying to say that the rock is 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:34.520 I don't. I don't think that throwing up the rock 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:37.240 is demonic. I think some of the other ship could be. 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.680 I think it was just that was what they were doing, 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:44.560 you know what I mean. Yeah, I think it just 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:48.800 happened to be a triangle above your forehead was a 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:53.280 diamond there is supposed to be a diamond, although hers 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:57.280 was very triangular for the first time in a weird 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:02.240 way that that felt like confusing if nothing else, because 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:08.880 she did do a triangle. Yeah, the rock, because that's 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:10.880 what I was on. I'm like, oh, she's staring up 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:16.960 the Rockefeller Ship. It's like a rock Nation, I guess now, right, 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:22.520 But but Rockefeller Ship and maybe rock Nation is is 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:25.760 a triangle. Maybe he like he brought it in a 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:27.720 little bit and he was like, yeah, we were on 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:29.880 that triangle ship now, but it used to be a 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:33.920 fucking diamond. If I wasn't it was a diamond. And 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.320 she did, she did, She did throw up a triangle 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:39.400 wearing all red. Also, why was she wearing all red? Yeah? 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:42.400 It felt like delta ship. Like I didn't understand if 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:46.480 like Rihanna pledged and you know what I mean, She's like, 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:50.320 this is my pro bak, I'm coming out as a DST. 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:53.680 But like it was like because it was like, why 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:57.080 none of those I guess the chiefs have read. Was 0:16:57.120 --> 0:17:02.240 that like her silent, her silent going for Mahomes, No, 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.119 because I can't imagine she likes I don't think she 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:09.280 likes Patrick Mahomes. I think she likes Lebron. Yeah, but 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:14.119 Lebron ain't Patrick Mahomes. Lebron loves black people. Patrick Mahomes 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:21.240 is like he'd rather has not. Yeah. Yeah, I feel 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:23.919 like Patrick Mahomes did that one commercial with Jake from 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:27.560 State Farm and he was like, that'll, dude, niggers, that'll 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:31.160 his dad's black. Yeah, his dad as black as hell. 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:34.080 But you ain't never seen them interact too much. I 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:36.880 saw him after the super Bowl. It was amazing. Yeah. 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:38.840 I think it's like how you hugged the other team, 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:40.560 you know what I mean? It's like, you know, you 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:43.440 really want this guy to not be close to his father. Yeah, 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:46.240 I don't think. I think his father's terribly close to him. 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:48.000 I think he wants to be in his soun's like. 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:51.600 But I don't think that Patrick Mahomes is like turning 0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:53.880 to his father for advice, do you know what I mean? 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:56.680 I think his father's not like it's not like Lebron's dad, 0:17:56.920 --> 0:18:00.560 his father, No, I get it. His father's very much 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:05.520 in his life. His father played professional football. I think 0:18:05.640 --> 0:18:08.560 I think all of the reasons for Patrick Mahomes to 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:11.760 be connected to his father are there. I think he 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:19.680 just knows that nigga. It's like, I'm okay, he is 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:23.439 bad niggers. He was smoking of Philly blood. Yeah, like 0:18:23.480 --> 0:18:25.160 what do you what are you doing? He's like, we're 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:27.720 smoking out of Phillip pack. How does he even know? 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:31.760 Yeah no, he shouldn't even know that, lingo because he's sixty. 0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:34.960 But but that didn't stop him. All right, Well, all right, 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:39.040 that's fair. But back to the Rihanna. I do think 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:42.520 that if Okay, here's what I'll say. If there was 0:18:42.560 --> 0:18:46.000 a pops if there wasn't pop star, a black pop star, 0:18:46.440 --> 0:18:49.760 who I think would worship I think it would be 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:57.080 real whoa. Yeah, you're saying you're saying one, you get 0:18:57.160 --> 0:19:00.480 one that you're like my first guest of who worships 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:04.520 the devil in the black pop space and your first 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:08.000 thought goes to Rihanna. Yeah, I think it's cool. I 0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:11.880 think the devil is sexy. She's very sexy. I think 0:19:11.880 --> 0:19:15.960 the devil is well dressed, she's very well I've been like, 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:19.719 if it wouldn't be you don't think Beyonce would ever 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:31.040 worship the devil? You think Beyonce is like like attending 0:19:31.119 --> 0:19:35.600 virtual church on Sundays. Yeah, she's from Houston. Yeah. Now 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:39.160 Rihanna's from the island that's where they made up voodoo. Yeah, 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:44.080 Barbados she's from. She's from a very uh I dare 0:19:44.119 --> 0:19:48.480 say the most voodoo of the of the islands where 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:51.440 I'm like where I'm like, I bet they'd be doing 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:55.919 voodoo down there because the stereotype would be like Haiti 0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:58.800 or fucking Jamaica or whatever the funk it is. It's 0:19:58.840 --> 0:20:03.080 more Haiti. I guess would the maybe the most like stereotypical, 0:20:03.160 --> 0:20:07.160 But I bet those off those like little smaller islands, 0:20:07.200 --> 0:20:09.440 that's where they really could. That's where they really get. 0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:12.760 That's what I'm saying. And she just like, you know 0:20:12.800 --> 0:20:17.199 what I mean, she smokes, we'd stay off the damn weed. 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:22.359 She smokes of weed like Beyonce doesn't smoke weed. Be honestly, 0:20:22.400 --> 0:20:24.720 I think has maybe a wine problem that we don't 0:20:24.720 --> 0:20:29.919 talk about. But she's not you. I'm saying. I just 0:20:29.960 --> 0:20:34.120 feel like Rihanna seems more in tune with the Devil 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:44.520 than any other pop starlet. Yeah, I yeah, fuck yeah, 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:46.600 you can see it now that you think about it. Yeah, 0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:48.720 I don't want it. I don't want it to be true. 0:20:48.880 --> 0:20:51.359 I I want, but then I don't. I don't mind 0:20:51.600 --> 0:20:55.200 my Rihanna a little devil worshould be. I don't know better. Yeah, 0:20:55.200 --> 0:20:59.440 it's not bad. It doesn't leave it in my mouth. Yeah, 0:20:59.240 --> 0:21:02.560 I like that. She she truly is just bad girl. 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:05.719 Re read all the time. Uh and this isn't just 0:21:05.840 --> 0:21:08.760 like a haircut and a character. Oh no, I think 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:11.960 she put it's a rocky onto the devil. M you 0:21:12.000 --> 0:21:14.239 think that's how they hit it off. That that. He 0:21:14.359 --> 0:21:17.879 was like, yo, you opened up my my devil. I 0:21:17.920 --> 0:21:20.720 think they hit it off. And then they were laying 0:21:20.760 --> 0:21:24.440 there afterwards, she lit up a blood and she said 0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:27.399 something kind of like, you know, dark energy is the 0:21:27.440 --> 0:21:34.600 same as light energy or something in yeah, and he 0:21:34.720 --> 0:21:37.640 was like what you say and she was like, oh, 0:21:37.760 --> 0:21:41.520 nothing rocky, and then rolled over and he was like huh. 0:21:41.840 --> 0:21:46.080 And and then then the morning pancakes they're chilling. He 0:21:46.200 --> 0:21:48.040 was like, I want to talk a little bit more 0:21:48.040 --> 0:21:50.760 about that dark light thing, and she was like, I'm 0:21:50.800 --> 0:21:56.280 glad you asked that she took. They killed the goat, yeah, 0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:59.920 and she she like stood behind him like Patrick Swayze 0:21:59.920 --> 0:22:02.480 and Ghosts while they killed the goat. Yeah, she made 0:22:02.560 --> 0:22:04.840 him kill the goat. Yeah. It was really but it 0:22:04.920 --> 0:22:07.160 was like they did it together and there's this weird 0:22:07.200 --> 0:22:09.919 bonding in it. Yeah. And she was like whispering in 0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:12.520 his ear while he was cutting it on the falter. 0:22:12.840 --> 0:22:15.800 And then yeah, and that's how she got pregnant. And 0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:18.000 she was like, I don't know, you could drink the 0:22:18.000 --> 0:22:21.800 blood if you like, and he's like it's like for real, 0:22:22.320 --> 0:22:24.760 It's like yeah, no, it's not gonna hurt you or anything. 0:22:24.880 --> 0:22:29.480 He's like, all right, right now look at them. I'm 0:22:29.520 --> 0:22:34.280 from New York. Yeah, he was already he was already 0:22:34.320 --> 0:22:37.720 open to it. He was already open to it. Yeah, 0:22:38.160 --> 0:22:40.359 and now look at him on the cover of British Bone. 0:22:42.520 --> 0:22:46.800 I will say that the harrowing amount of accusations being 0:22:46.800 --> 0:22:51.359 thrown at him of being somehow gay for for he 0:22:51.480 --> 0:22:57.080 put two in Rihanna, Are you talking about that? For 0:22:57.280 --> 0:23:00.560 having sex with the most beautiful woman on a planet 0:23:01.160 --> 0:23:04.840 is somehow making him like a cut is the is 0:23:04.880 --> 0:23:09.400 the wildest funniest thing. It's haters, bro, It's all really 0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:11.520 like I don't like to like, I like to shock 0:23:11.760 --> 0:23:14.240 up taters. I'm not one of those people. Yeah, but 0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:19.560 that's like that. What else could that possibly be? It's 0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:22.520 it's not love people. And when we are back to 0:23:22.600 --> 0:23:24.840 back and you have the nerve to fix the mouth 0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:27.400 to say this guy is gay, that's at least gay ship. 0:23:27.640 --> 0:23:30.520 I've never heard of anybody doing. It's called their career. 0:23:30.840 --> 0:23:34.639 She can't work. She can't work what she's got babies 0:23:34.640 --> 0:23:40.120 in him. I mean she can she right, she can't 0:23:40.119 --> 0:23:43.080 do it forever the way that she normally. Yeah, it's 0:23:43.119 --> 0:23:46.199 also she's a billionaire. She's probably not coming back. I 0:23:46.280 --> 0:23:50.240 had I had a pretty lengthy debate with with my 0:23:50.280 --> 0:23:54.000 wife and a friend yesterday because they were saying they 0:23:54.119 --> 0:23:56.640 didn't want them to get married. They were like, yo, 0:23:56.760 --> 0:23:59.320 I don't want I don't want them to get married. 0:23:59.600 --> 0:24:03.360 She's a billionaire. It just feels like he's coming in 0:24:03.440 --> 0:24:06.080 and it's like, y'all don't get to do that. No, 0:24:06.600 --> 0:24:08.879 you don't get to do that. You didn't want to 0:24:08.880 --> 0:24:11.520 be happy? Were they married? When was your wife? Was 0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:14.000 the other lady married? Yeah, well it was my wife 0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:16.919 and the other lady was not married. No, it's just happy. 0:24:17.680 --> 0:24:19.679 She is happy. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna she 0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:25.119 I think she's a very happy person. But but I 0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:30.120 think the suggestion felt terribly like some ship that, like 0:24:30.359 --> 0:24:33.840 we men used to say in two thousand four, where 0:24:33.880 --> 0:24:37.240 we were like still accusing women constantly of being gold 0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:40.159 diggers and just marrying for money. And it's like, no, 0:24:40.640 --> 0:24:42.800 y'all don't get to like go through the same era 0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:46.240 as we went through and pretend like it's progress. You 0:24:46.240 --> 0:24:48.399 know what I mean? Every black woman I know is 0:24:48.480 --> 0:24:51.280 having sex with a white man and accusing people of 0:24:51.320 --> 0:24:54.600 like trying to take her money. And it's like, hey, bitch, 0:24:55.119 --> 0:24:58.879 we evolved, y'all. Y'all gotta get past the ship too. 0:25:00.760 --> 0:25:03.679 You gotta grow up and know that all this stuff. 0:25:04.200 --> 0:25:07.440 They should be married if that's what they want. He's 0:25:07.520 --> 0:25:11.080 a rocky wasn't light coming in now, he didn't show up. 0:25:11.400 --> 0:25:16.280 He's a billionaire, but he's still a millionaire, multi multimillionaire. 0:25:16.440 --> 0:25:19.280 And I would say at some point the difference is negligible, right, 0:25:19.560 --> 0:25:22.760 and like becomes it's not a difference in lifestyle as 0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:25.199 much as it's just like numbers on them on a 0:25:25.240 --> 0:25:28.480 computer screen, right, Yeah, And I more than anything, he 0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:31.119 didn't show up with a fucking bindle on a stick. 0:25:32.359 --> 0:25:37.679 He's a he's a a mega platinum performing artist. We're 0:25:37.960 --> 0:25:41.199 nearly as thirsty for new asap rocky music as we 0:25:41.280 --> 0:25:45.439 are for not for rhanno music. But yeah, but we 0:25:45.480 --> 0:25:47.879 all like his music quite a bit. I'd say it's 0:25:48.000 --> 0:25:51.760 it's well received. He's a model. He was he was 0:25:51.800 --> 0:25:54.560 doing well. He was doing well. He hangs out with 0:25:54.600 --> 0:25:57.560 Tyler the Creator and Frank Ocean. Yeah, he was doing 0:25:57.640 --> 0:25:59.800 it was cool for him. It was like he's not. 0:26:01.240 --> 0:26:03.000 I think they should get man. I think I think 0:26:03.000 --> 0:26:05.160