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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is, am

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Speaker 1: I dating Cinderella? It's not what you think now, what

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Speaker 1: you think at all that? Uh huh. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: that in just a few because right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone called nephew, what you got?

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Speaker 2: We're gonna go to uh deep in the archive. Paper Clips?

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Speaker 2: Paper clips sound pretty simple?

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Speaker 3: Yes, it does.

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Speaker 2: Watch me work though, Watch me work now, cad Dog,

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Speaker 2: give you would paper clips.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to reach for Vernicad. I have Ironica. How

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Speaker 3: you're doing? My name is Philip. I'm from CORP. How

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Speaker 3: you doing?

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Speaker 4: I'm good? Thank you? How can I help you today?

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Speaker 3: You were with the company here see you just left

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Speaker 3: about what six months ago?

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Speaker 4: That's correct?

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Speaker 3: Okay? And you left with a Chevnce Am I right?

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Speaker 4: That's right? I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Who must be going, Philip? My name is Philip, Phillip.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually calling on some security questions and wanted to

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Speaker 3: reach out to you. Now you you own your own

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Speaker 3: travel agency.

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Speaker 4: Now that's correct.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Now you actually left with the severance when you

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Speaker 3: when you left the company, is that right? That's right, okay.

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Speaker 3: And how long were you actually with I.

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Speaker 4: Was there for eight years.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, who think again?

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Speaker 3: My name is Philip. I'm with security and what can

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Speaker 3: I do for you?

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Speaker 4: Philip?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Well, we got we have you. You started this business? Now?

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Speaker 3: Did you started before you left?

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Speaker 4: Philip? I started this stigma after I left there.

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Speaker 3: You started it after you left there.

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Speaker 4: That's correct, one month, one month.

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Speaker 3: After you left there. Okay. So the reason why I'm

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Speaker 3: giving you a call, and I've been you know, we've

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Speaker 3: gone through some security tapes and things of that nature.

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Speaker 3: We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands

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Speaker 3: of paper clips, We're missing so many offer supplies, and

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Speaker 3: it's been brought to the securities attention that it's targeting

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Speaker 3: that you are the person that has taken all of

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Speaker 3: this office. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: Let me get this right.

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Speaker 3: Clips.

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Speaker 4: You are calling my place of business. Answer me if

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Speaker 4: I have used paper clips and paper I have customers

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Speaker 4: in my establishment right now. I can't talk to you about.

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Speaker 3: This, okay, ma'am. Listen. I know that I'm sorry for

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Speaker 3: calling your place to business, but I want to say

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Speaker 3: that we're at the of the point of actually picking

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Speaker 3: you up behind items that have been taken from the company,

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Speaker 3: so I wanted to call and see if we could

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Speaker 3: get it taken care of over the phone. Now you

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Speaker 3: gotta go. Then I'm going to have to actually come

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Speaker 3: out to your business. And that's something that I'm trying

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Speaker 3: not to do.

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Speaker 4: You know what, Hold on a second, you hold that on?

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Speaker 4: Who is this.

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Speaker 5: On my phone talking about the damn paper clips? I

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Speaker 5: have been going from there for six months and you

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Speaker 5: calling me now a boy some paper and some.

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Speaker 3: What paper clips?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 3: We're missing at least five thousand paper clips.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you what you can do this.

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Speaker 5: I have been out of that company for six months.

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Speaker 4: I worked for y'all for eight years, and you all

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Speaker 4: let me go. I didn't take anything from you.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Have you ever used any paper or any paper

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Speaker 3: clips outside of Have you done that?

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Speaker 4: Of course? I use safe every day I run a business.

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Speaker 3: Okay, But you're using I paper for your own personal business,

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Speaker 3: your travel agent or whatever it is that you have.

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Speaker 3: You're using office supplies. That right there is against the laws.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I will go and buy you some damn

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well we don't want paper clips, man. Now we've

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Speaker 3: given you a seventh play, and from my understanding, it's

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Speaker 3: been a substantial amount. And right now it's gonna be

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Speaker 3: filing charges and taking you to court over these paper clips.

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Speaker 5: And paper I'm gonna tell you what you can do

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Speaker 5: with the five thousand paper clips. I'm a paper clip

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Speaker 5: them together and hang you off for by your I

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Speaker 5: instill the damn paper clips. You gonna call me six

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Speaker 5: months later to talk about some paper and paper clips?

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Speaker 3: Ma'am, I don't want to go back the book fill

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, this is some fill up. So are you

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Speaker 3: wanting to return all the merchandise because it looks like

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Speaker 3: I didn't no merchandise.

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Speaker 4: I don't have to steal nothing from y'all. I worked

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Speaker 4: for you for eight years.

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Speaker 3: Talking about for eight years. You stole paper, paper clips,

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Speaker 3: you stole off the supplies, scissors, masking tape. You have

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Speaker 3: taken markers, pens. We got it down for no what.

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Speaker 4: Video tape you got?

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Speaker 3: Fillip.

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Speaker 4: I ain't steal nothing from y'all.

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Speaker 5: I was employee of the year. You all gave me

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Speaker 5: a seven package. How dare you call me six months later?

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Speaker 4: You can take the paper clips and.

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Speaker 5: Shove them up your behind?

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Speaker 3: Excuse me.

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Speaker 5: Are we done here?

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Speaker 3: No, we're not done here.

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Speaker 5: So take your video tape and your paper clips and

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Speaker 5: your scissors, and you.

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Speaker 4: Know what to do with them.

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Speaker 3: No, no, I don't. Man. Now listen, what we're gonna

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Speaker 3: have to do is you're gonna get served right there

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Speaker 3: at your travel agency. Where are you locating? Jue? You

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Speaker 3: know what?

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna give you my address because you come over here.

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Speaker 4: I got some scissors for your fill up. I don't

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Speaker 4: have time for this.

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Speaker 5: You want my address, you can come on over here.

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Speaker 4: Look it up.

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Speaker 3: Google me. We want our paper clips back, got me?

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Speaker 5: Come get them then, matter of fact, give me your address.

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Speaker 5: Fill if I'll bring them to you.

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Speaker 4: Steal thow damned paper clips. I'm a Christian woman, and

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Speaker 4: you got me on this phone cussing and fighting with you.

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Speaker 4: I'm not faking to a little paper clips. What's your address? Cellup?

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Speaker 3: We're gonna singing over five thousand paper clips and we

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Speaker 3: need those. Now, what's your address?

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna bring your damn paper and paper clips to you.

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Speaker 3: How about that? So you are you are guilty of

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Speaker 3: using the paper aren't you?

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Speaker 4: We all used paper fillips.

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Speaker 3: I don't kill which means guess what. It's against the law,

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Speaker 3: which means you have something. If you are taking one

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Speaker 5: And we all fell You got pins in your car

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Speaker 5: filling that's a corporation.

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Speaker 3: I bet you do right work for the company.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to run a business.

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Speaker 5: So you stealing too.

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Speaker 4: Give me your voice's number.

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Speaker 5: You calling my damn phone talking about some pens and

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Speaker 5: paper clips.

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Speaker 4: You watch your line. Give me your address. I'll bring

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Speaker 4: the pens and paper clips.

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Speaker 3: You ain't got to you taking so many pins and

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Speaker 3: so many paper clips, thousands.

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Speaker 4: Of runs run of business.

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Speaker 3: Don't call my phone. Then, I'm put I'm gonna say

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Speaker 3: this to you now. I'm gonna go ahead and order

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Speaker 3: come over. I'm ordering the police to come and pick

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Speaker 3: you up, okay, because I'm trying to get the problem

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Speaker 3: taking care of about the phone.

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Speaker 4: Bring the police and you come with him. Come get it.

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Speaker 4: I got something for your when you get here and

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Speaker 4: bring them. You calling me about some paper and paper cliffs.

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Speaker 4: I've been going from there for six months.

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Speaker 3: Cleamn. You have stolen paper clips from the company, and

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Speaker 3: we want our paper clips back.

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Speaker 4: Bring yo over here.

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Speaker 5: You want to get more some damn paper cliffs and

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna call my man so we can kick yo

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Speaker 5: over here if you want to. You want to address,

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Speaker 5: you want to address up.

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Speaker 4: Come on, I'm a professional. I'm trying to run a business.

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Speaker 5: I gotta walk away from my customers to be it

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Speaker 5: with some about some pens and paper.

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Speaker 3: And paper clips. Because you stole over five thousand paper,

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Speaker 3: you're safe. And you also you better be ready because

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Speaker 3: you stolen some stuff for Tommy and he's been over

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Speaker 3: here about it too. Wait a minute, wait, Tommy says,

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Speaker 3: you're stolen. I want your hear stuff. Listen. I don't

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Speaker 3: know No, you don't know Nephew tim Me from the

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Speaker 3: Steve Harby Morning Show. You don't know him? What's your name?

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Speaker 3: I say? Do you know Nephew till Me from the

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Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Do you know him?

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Speaker 4: You? You gotta be kidding me.

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Speaker 3: Your girlfriend Dorothea got me the prank phone call you.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna kick cut. I'm going to get her right now.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna kick cut.

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Speaker 3: Calm down.

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Speaker 5: You made me step in the backbone on you.

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Speaker 3: Hey, let me ask you something, baby, what is the

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Speaker 3: baddest I mean, the baddest radio show in.

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Speaker 4: The last Steve Harvey Morning Show is on.

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Speaker 3: That's it right there.

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Speaker 2: That that that that that that's that's it right there,

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Speaker 2: that's the that is greatest right death. Yeah, paper clipper lip,

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Speaker 2: all right, bring a paper clip tonight, Dave Ohio to

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Speaker 2: the Funny Bone, bring your paper clip in and uh

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Speaker 2: now you don't getting no free drink or nothing. Just

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Speaker 2: don't bring your paper clip. Just show up tonight, right Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I changed my mind on it. I'm gonna change my man.

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Speaker 2: All right, crazy funny ball all weekend. And if you

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Speaker 2: is in Dayton, Ohio tonight and tomorrow night and stupidity

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Speaker 2: is in the building, it's it's it's the best at it.

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Speaker 2: And landing the cut is the NYC Winery in New

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Speaker 2: York City. That would be next Saturday, two shows. I

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Speaker 2: believe they sold out. And h and if you're on

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Speaker 2: the run, I'm going to Greensboro. I can't wait for that.

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Speaker 2: That would be February twenty thirty, twenty four, twenty fifth

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Speaker 2: Greensboro at the Comedy Zone. Take us on seal right now,

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Speaker 2: that would be Greensboro, North Carolina.

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Speaker 6: The first place of the Comedies on Greensboro is that

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Speaker 6: where it started.

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Speaker 3: That's where the first one was at.

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Speaker 6: I didn't know that's the main guy, the big guy

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Speaker 6: that used to own it. I thought it's the big one.

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Speaker 6: It was either there or Charlotte, one of the two.

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Speaker 6: I thought it was Charlotte. But you could be right.

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Speaker 1: There, all right, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject,

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Speaker 1: am I dating Cinderella. We'll get into that right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.