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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter Boy. The

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Speaker 1: subject says, thanks for having a child from my man. WHOA.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get into it all right, but right now

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Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What's

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Speaker 1: you got, King of pranks? My daddy boat? Is my

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Speaker 1: daddy boat? Is he crying? My daddy boat? Is he mad?

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Speaker 1: I can't my daddy boat. Hello, I'm trying to reach

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Speaker 1: a Mr Wilson, Please, Mr Wilson, how are you today?

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Speaker 1: My name is Williams. Well. Listen, We've been getting a

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Speaker 1: few complaints, sir, about some things on your property here. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I'm with the homeowners Association. Wanted to reach out and

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Speaker 1: give you a call today. Oh how you doing pretty good? Listen, UM,

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Speaker 1: I got a few things I kind of want to

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Speaker 1: discuss with you here that seemed to be uh, a

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Speaker 1: problem that's taken place in the neighborhood there. Um, it's

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Speaker 1: been brought to our attention down here at headquarters that

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Speaker 1: you have, um, a few things on your property that

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Speaker 1: are are not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property. Uh.

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Speaker 1: You have two cars supposedly in your driveway that that

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Speaker 1: are not being used, been sitting there for quite some time. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what what one of them I'm currently working on. I'm

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Speaker 1: almost I should have it repaired. I'm just waiting on

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Speaker 1: get wait, wait and get a little extra money to

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Speaker 1: get to take care of the other cars just function

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Speaker 1: and I just don't drive. But I have more than

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Speaker 1: one car. Okay. Now you you also have a a

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Speaker 1: a camper that seems to be has been there for

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Speaker 1: at least eight months now, that's that's sitting there? Is

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Speaker 1: that correct as well? Yeah? Yeah, I'm I'm working on

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Speaker 1: getting some storage for that is, but it ain't really

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Speaker 1: been there eight months, just maybe about six seven. And uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm looking at our past records and stuff.

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Speaker 1: It seems like there was a complaint before about the

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Speaker 1: you know, keeping the yard, uh pretty cutting all of

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Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. And I'm just looking at past

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Speaker 1: complaints that I have here. Now the biggest one that

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Speaker 1: I have that that's concerning your property, sir, is uh

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Speaker 1: supposedly in your backyard. Now there's a you have an

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Speaker 1: old boat that's in your backyard. Yeah, yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: don't see that nobody. Well, well, I mean it's it's

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Speaker 1: it's kind of a sore eye for the people. I think.

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Speaker 1: I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other,

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Speaker 1: and you guys have a chain link fence between the

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Speaker 1: two of you all, and I think the boat is

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Speaker 1: must be just a sore eye for the family that's

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Speaker 1: behind you all. Well, you know, I don't see myself

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Speaker 1: getting rid of that boat. So I got a cover.

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Speaker 1: Only everybody else got a boat. I don't see what

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Speaker 1: the problem is. Well, okay, here's here's what's actually happening,

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Speaker 1: Mr Wilson. What's gonna take place is this. Now, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna give you a fourteen day extension, h fourteen days

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Speaker 1: actually to to move the car that is not functioning,

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Speaker 1: the camper as well, and definitely the boat. We need.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna need those three items. I ain't got no

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Speaker 1: we moved boat. I just told you I was working

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Speaker 1: on so well for stores. Do you know how my

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Speaker 1: stores called now the boat? Now the care. But I'll

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Speaker 1: get that take care. But the boat. The boat. The

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Speaker 1: boat my daddy gave me, and my daddy gave me that.

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Speaker 1: That's that's the only thing my daddy gave me before

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Speaker 1: he died now now I'm not moving that boat nowhere.

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Speaker 1: The boat won't just fun. If I take you down

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Speaker 1: that to the water, it works, sir, and I understand

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Speaker 1: it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically I'm just a messenger

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Speaker 1: I have. I'm gonna have to get the non functioning

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Speaker 1: car that's not working properly. I'm gonna have to get

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Speaker 1: that out within a two week notice, as well as

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Speaker 1: the camper and definitely the boat. Now, I gotta get

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Speaker 1: that out. That's gotta be gone. Move. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: what I ain't moving. I'll tell you that what you're

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Speaker 1: gonna do, sir, You gotta either move the boat. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have somebody come over and haul all of these

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Speaker 1: things away. Well, i'll tell you what. I got thirteen

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Speaker 1: reasons why you won't go over and touch that boat,

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Speaker 1: and I got to moan or two. I got thirteen,

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Speaker 1: and then I got another twenty six added on to

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Speaker 1: that why you won't bring now want me to touch

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Speaker 1: my daddy boat because my daddy gave me that bowl.

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Speaker 1: I'll be dad any of you. You know, I'm tired

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Speaker 1: of you with me that cross street reporting because I'm

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Speaker 1: not at liberty to give you the whose report, so

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Speaker 1: you haven't live to give me something because I know

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Speaker 1: you know eight months and it ain't. Nobody said ain't

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Speaker 1: to it. So why the hell y'all me about how

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Speaker 1: to vote in the backyard of my daddy gave me sir.

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Speaker 1: The language is not necessary. The bottom line is I

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Speaker 1: want to camper out. I want to vote out, and

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Speaker 1: I want the car that's not functioning move with them.

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Speaker 1: Two weeks on, I'm towing it out. I tell you what,

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Speaker 1: I give you a personal invitation to come over here

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Speaker 1: and put the vote, the campbell and the car, and

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Speaker 1: I will beat you like that's what beat you? Sir?

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Speaker 1: Uh wow, I'm gonna allow one car to stay. I

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Speaker 1: just want to make sure that you know that I've

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Speaker 1: given you the statement over the phone, letting you know

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Speaker 1: that what what has taken place here will take it.

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Speaker 1: But I ain't move my daddy boat. You're gotta move

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Speaker 1: your dad's stinking vote if let me don't bring the loan,

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Speaker 1: but you bring somebody, sir, trust me, trust me. If

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Speaker 1: we come there, we're definitely gonna be bringing authorities with us.

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Speaker 1: My money will go to you because I live my

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Speaker 1: daddy ain't now I want you. I'm gonna touch my

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Speaker 1: daddy's boat. That's left me. I got one one thing

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Speaker 1: I need to say to you, sir about this in

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Speaker 1: a situation. Excuse me. All I have to say is this.

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Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just prank by your brother. I got to pull

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Speaker 1: up all right? Man's your brother told me? He said, Man,

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Speaker 1: he'd be going eddie with the homeowner social he said, Man,

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Speaker 1: just call him and tell him. He got to move

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Speaker 1: all this thing, he said, but most of all, tell

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Speaker 1: him y'all gonna haul off that boat. He said. He

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Speaker 1: kill even had that dog on boat. But I love

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Speaker 1: that they know. I got one more question for you, No, baby,

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Speaker 1: tell me this. What is the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land, the Steve my Daddy Boat. How y'all feeling?

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Speaker 1: How y'all feeling about it? I don't know you. Still,

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Speaker 1: it's still times for before this year is out. Why

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Speaker 1: just think somebody's gonna whoop me? It's fun, it's good play.

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Speaker 1: It's not. It's good play for you. We need people

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Speaker 1: real life. You equal ask ye, what's again? It's his

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Speaker 1: dad's both Yeah, for black men to get a boat.

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Speaker 1: All I know is you can't park that boat in

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Speaker 1: the backyard. We can't have that, all right, Maybe I

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Speaker 1: don't want that boat back there like that the man.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to vote if you can't afford to

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Speaker 1: slip up for the slip. Come on, where are you performing?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm in Columbia this weekend that thirds

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Speaker 1: you through Sunday at Columbia Comedy House. Tickets almost so out.

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Speaker 1: And then the following weekend I'm at the Fox It Detroit, Michigan,

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Speaker 1: and it's a star studied cast. Lavelle Crawford. Earthquake. Uh

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Speaker 1: John Witherspoon. You got rod Man, and you got Dominique,

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Speaker 1: and you got the nephew Houston, the whole damn thing.

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Speaker 1: And don't get nobody than this. I am the man,

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Speaker 1: all right now, y'all know that I'm Steve. Did you

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Speaker 1: did you not? Did you not watch me in in

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Speaker 1: in Africa? You did see Ready to Love It Africa?

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't watching me over there make me proud? Come on?

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Speaker 1: That ain't no, that ain't on Africans. They not show up.

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Speaker 1: He's doing well all over here, congratulations, but internationally not.

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Speaker 1: Come on in Africa. They got a show car already, love,

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Speaker 1: but it's with lying. I'm gonna tell you the read

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Speaker 1: Over there, they're trying to figure out who the hell

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Speaker 1: he is? All right? Coming up next it is today's

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Speaker 1: very letter subject thanks for having a child from my man.

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Speaker 1: We will be back after the