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Speaker 1: Dexter is dead. What it's the Jewel Show? Who's Dexter?

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Speaker 1: Dexter is not dead. That's a text that somebody got

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Speaker 1: and it's made national news and it's going viral because

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Speaker 1: that's a text that a dog owner got from a

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Speaker 1: groomer on accident. It was a mistext. They meant to

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Speaker 1: text him the height Dexter is ready because they were

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Speaker 1: grooming him and they accidentally texted him Dexter is dead.

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Speaker 1: And you posted online to a viral and then there's

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Speaker 1: text after that was like a picture of Dexter the

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Speaker 1: dog at the groomer like proof, Hey look he's still alive,

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Speaker 1: and okay, wow, that's embarrassing. Text in four one oh

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Speaker 1: six one calls up add eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. That unfortunate mistext leads us to the question,

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Speaker 1: what's the most awkward misstext you've ever sent? And that's

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Speaker 1: how you do it. That is how you make broadcast

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Speaker 1: industry interesting history. Is you see a story like that, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like there's a Hall of Fame me in there. One day,

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Speaker 1: you're saying, because the transition was so good, because it's

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Speaker 1: just genius to see a story like that online in

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Speaker 1: the like, why don't we do a topic about it,

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Speaker 1: because a lot of people have awkward miss texts that

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Speaker 1: they've sent. I can't even think of like a time

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Speaker 1: where I sent a mistext. I know I have, but

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Speaker 1: I don't remember what I said. But I received one

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Speaker 1: from my ex husband that said I love you yeah recently,

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Speaker 1: too recently, and he was like texting his girlfriend something

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Speaker 1: and then he sent it to me because like we

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Speaker 1: had just been texting not too long before that, and

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Speaker 1: I didn't respond. I'm like, I knew that he meant

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Speaker 1: to send it to his girlfriend. I'm like, that's skworth gosh,

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Speaker 1: wait did he wrote like a couple of hours later,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, sorry, I'm in there for my girlfriend. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like I hope. So super awkward when you said the

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Speaker 1: text like that and then you can't you don't notice

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Speaker 1: it for a while and then you check and you're like,

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Speaker 1: oh my goodness, yeah, I told my ex wife that

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Speaker 1: I loved her a couple hours reply. I'm like a girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: Polly didn't respond. He's like, why didn't not respond? And

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Speaker 1: then when I when it came in and I said

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Speaker 1: I love you, I showed it to Jewel and I

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Speaker 1: was like Ah, that's hilarious. He's gonna be so embarrassed

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Speaker 1: right now. Eighty eight three four three one six one Sean,

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Speaker 1: what's up? How are you? Hey? I'm good, just um.

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Speaker 1: Talking about texting people are awkward texts. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Well I accidentally text someone something that I wasn't supposed

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Speaker 1: to text, and it was crazy. I text, I choked

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Speaker 1: on a goat this morning, And that's not what I

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Speaker 1: meant to text a goat? Is what you said? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I choked on a goat this morning. I'm trying to think, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: well no, I actually meant to say I choked on

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Speaker 1: toast this morning. Choked on toast? Did you text that too?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my boss, Oh that's not I Do

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Speaker 1: you just texted your boss I choked on a goat

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Speaker 1: this morning? Yes, I'm assuming the boss was pretty confused.

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Speaker 1: Extremely What did they say back? Oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: text me back and said are you taking a six day? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That's a good question. I guess if I had an

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Speaker 1: employee that said they choked on a god, I'd be like,

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Speaker 1: you probably can't make it into work then, right, right?

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you for a phone call. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Eight three three, one six one T what was the

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Speaker 1: miss text that you sent? So I spent my best friend,

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Speaker 1: then I killed her at the front door. Oh, and

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Speaker 1: you're not a murderer. I am not a murderer. I

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Speaker 1: meant to write kissed her at the front door, but

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Speaker 1: I texted it while I was going into a meeting.

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Speaker 1: So my friend just was on hold basically for two

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Speaker 1: hours of my life before I responded back, like oops,

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Speaker 1: like spelling there. So he's saying, they're like, oh my god. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's like calling all my friends to make sure I

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Speaker 1: was like just joking or you're lucky he didn't cool

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Speaker 1: the cops. Yeah, because he weren't able to text back

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Speaker 1: for two hours. He had to be like, oh dude,

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Speaker 1: he's he's fleeing the country or something. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's why he's my best friend. Eight at eight three

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Speaker 1: three one six one all of What was the mistext

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Speaker 1: that you sent? Oh my god, it's so embarrassing. I

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Speaker 1: texted my best friend verbatim. It said, UM, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: sleep on my dad's body this weekend. Oh, sleep on

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Speaker 1: your dad's body this weekend. That's I'm glad that was

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Speaker 1: a mistext. And what were you trying to say, um, Well,

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Speaker 1: he certainly wasn't trying to admit that UM. I was

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Speaker 1: trying to say, I was sleeping on my dad's boat

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Speaker 1: boat boat, like extend the invite to my best friend.

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Speaker 1: And instead she responded and just said kinky with a

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Speaker 1: wink face. What if she said, no, thank's been there,

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Speaker 1: done that, I wouldn't be the best friend to you

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Speaker 1: would jump off the boat with cement shoes on that one?

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Speaker 1: All right? Call us up made eight three four three

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Speaker 1: one six one text and four and six one. What's

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Speaker 1: the most unfortunate mistext you've ever sent