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Speaker 2: But it's like if I call myself the martial arts,
Speaker 2: get goo. I don't know martial arts, okay, false advertising.
Speaker 3: Well I'm okay. I'm not licensed as a therapist, but
Speaker 3: I don't really do I don't. I wouldn't say that
Speaker 3: on here. We do like therapy, and I don't. I
Speaker 3: don't approach this from a point of like, I know
Speaker 3: things come to me. It's more like, I, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm talking to people through about stuff. You're a nice guy, thanks,
Speaker 3: but for the little I know of you, I know
Speaker 3: as much. Yes, And I wouldn't call myself like therapy Korean. Sure,
Speaker 3: I don't, and I can I tell you I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't like the name. I've always kind of hated
Speaker 3: the name therapy gecko because it kind of sets a
Speaker 3: precedent that I'm going to give therapy, and it's it's
Speaker 3: more just about talking than it is, like.
Speaker 4: Let's just speak.
Speaker 3: Fat geckos might just be fat echoes. Yeah, I'll pull
Speaker 3: out your stomach. Do you have anything in your belly
Speaker 3: button right now? Do you have anything in your belly button?
Speaker 2: Maybe some pizza? Well, just things spill over, things spill over.
Speaker 2: And my my belly button is very deep. It's like
Speaker 2: an abyss. So sometimes I'll find like black stuff in it.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, you're found something in there that is like
Speaker 3: of any value.
Speaker 2: I don't think the black gunk. That's no, there's no
Speaker 2: value there unless it's crude oil. But I don't think
Speaker 2: it Isobby.
Speaker 3: What's been the most persistent thought on your mind lately?
Speaker 4: Today?
Speaker 3: Just in general, I'm alone. You're feeling lonely.
Speaker 4: I feel lonely.
Speaker 3: How does how are you like dealing with your your loneliness.
Speaker 3: What are you doing porn hub?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What do you watch on porn hub?
Speaker 4: I have my own searches that I like that are
Speaker 4: specifically my own.
Speaker 3: Okay, can I Can I hear one of them?
Speaker 4: Or is that private?
Speaker 2: I like new faces okay, yeah, yeah, like the new
Speaker 2: Is that a it's like Montreal comedy fashion? Yeah, but
Speaker 2: it's a new face, like the new kids. Okay, not kids,
Speaker 2: I mean new adults. Yeah, but yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: I like it when they just don't know, like when
Speaker 2: they're pro, because I'm not pro. I've I've smashed before,
Speaker 2: but I you know, I'm okay with missionary.
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 3: Are you good with missionary?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I I like missionary because you.
Speaker 4: Like looking at the face.
Speaker 3: Sure, not the face that's nice. I never lock eyes.
Speaker 3: You never like eyes.
Speaker 4: No, I like to look at the cheek or something.
Speaker 3: Really, are you are you afraid?
Speaker 4: I'm afraid that they're gonna see through me? Why? What
Speaker 4: are you afraid that they'll say I'm not good?
Speaker 3: But you're not good?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah? Do you doggy style?
Speaker 2: I'm not good really because I'm short, so I have
Speaker 2: stubby legs, so I have to prop them up in
Speaker 2: some weird way. It's got to be like it just
Speaker 2: turns into some sort of like cheerleading thing.
Speaker 3: Do you think that though, Okay, do you think there's
Speaker 3: like an objective good bad binary thing with sex or
Speaker 3: do you think if a girl is with you, she
Speaker 3: just likes you for you and the way that you
Speaker 3: do things. So if you do sex in a way
Speaker 3: that you think is bad, but the girls with you
Speaker 3: because she likes you and she likes the way that
Speaker 3: you do things, and she likes your body, So what
Speaker 3: you think is bad, she might be.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that the love and the like and
Speaker 2: and their feelings right kind of you know, supersedes the
Speaker 2: skill level. Is that the right you GeSe what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: If they like you a lot, then they'll just go, ah,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, you get two pumps and
Speaker 2: they just nutted. But yeah, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: I like him so much, I'm I'm going to buy
Speaker 2: see through that.
Speaker 3: And that's where you want to be, right, is where
Speaker 3: you're not like judging yourself so much on your your skill,
Speaker 3: but you're just kind of confident in that wall.
Speaker 4: If you start focusing on your skill, then it's it.
Speaker 2: Then it's like you're not in the moment, right, I
Speaker 2: start thinking about other.
Speaker 4: Things, like I'm doing this wrong. My back hurts, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I think any neat my operations on my knee because
Speaker 2: my knees there's like a little cartilage in it.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, have you been to a doctor about that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: But I'm doing the Softball movie and I had to
Speaker 2: do a slide and I slid and I felt cartilage
Speaker 2: in my knee.
Speaker 4: Really, and it hurts so bad?
Speaker 3: Does it hurt right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: If I touched it, would it hurt?
Speaker 2: It depends on how hard you touch it. I don't
Speaker 2: want you touch my name. I want Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know you that well.
Speaker 3: You don't know me that well. It would be weird
Speaker 3: for me to touch a name.
Speaker 4: If like you could, I'd rather you touch my penis
Speaker 4: than my knee.
Speaker 3: You'd rather you touch your penis in your name?
Speaker 4: Yeah? He is so intimate, you think.
Speaker 3: So I that does kind of make sense. Like if
Speaker 3: I were to do I don't even I won't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, but like, uh, yeah, can I
Speaker 4: touch your knee? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You can touch my name?
Speaker 4: Okay, I will later, you will later?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'll only let you touch my knee if
Speaker 3: I know when you're going to do it, Like, you
Speaker 3: can't just surprise me because it's a different thing.
Speaker 4: I'll make a I'll make like an announcements song.
Speaker 3: You make an announcement song.
Speaker 4: Like something like da da or something like that, and
Speaker 4: then I'll do it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now you can only do it if you do
Speaker 3: the announcement song. Now I feel like it's unbalanced kind
Speaker 3: of touchers. No, no, I have a CD. I don't
Speaker 3: have to touch yourn. It's weird. It's weird that I'm
Speaker 3: trying to touch your name.
Speaker 2: Is this how this usually begins? Or you don't go, hey,
Speaker 2: welcome to the therapy gecko or anything like that.
Speaker 3: I don't I feel weird doing that?
Speaker 4: Are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like, hey everybody, I'm here with Comedy Sensation Bobby Lee
Speaker 3: and today we're gonna be geckos and talk to people
Speaker 3: on the phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah that felt weird? They did?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, how did it feel for real?
Speaker 4: I like the way we're doing it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, you feel comfortable right now?
Speaker 4: I'm okay.
Speaker 3: So you said you felt alone? What you said you
Speaker 3: felt alone? When I asked you how your that's been
Speaker 3: your your primary it's.
Speaker 2: Not you know, when when you're in a relationship for
Speaker 2: as long as I was for ten years and I
Speaker 2: still do she know, she's my co host on Tiger Belly,
Speaker 2: my podcast, and when that they're just I think there
Speaker 2: just needs to be a time where you're just kind
Speaker 2: of like feeling things, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 2: think that's where I'm at. Yeah, what can you hear
Speaker 2: yourself in the air pods?
Speaker 4: No? Is that you're supposed to? What's the point of them?
Speaker 3: We'll get to We'll get to the point of the AirPods. Okay,
Speaker 3: we'll take calls. I just had no idea what the
Speaker 3: point of them? You know, you'll be all of your
Speaker 3: questions will soon be answered, maybe probably. Okay, do you
Speaker 3: have you have a real therapist you talked to?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 3: Can I ask what your therapist has been telling you
Speaker 3: when you tell them that you feel alone? I'm always okay,
Speaker 3: you were ragging on me for not being really I'm
Speaker 3: always very when people told me things on this show.
Speaker 3: I'm always very curious what a real therapist has to say.
Speaker 3: What does your real therapist tell you when you tell
Speaker 3: them that you feel alone?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I think it's like, well, she's more
Speaker 2: of a trauma therapist, so I don't really generally you know, mean,
Speaker 2: I know that feelings are just feelings and they'll pass, right,
Speaker 2: so I don't generally go in there go I feel
Speaker 2: alone right now at this very second, because it's like
Speaker 2: we both will talk about well, it's a feeling that
Speaker 2: will pass, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: So my issues go deeper.
Speaker 2: So it's not something like I'm like, let's talk about
Speaker 2: me being alone, because there are moments in my life
Speaker 2: where I feel not alone. I feel happy, or there
Speaker 2: are moments when I feel joy sadness, all all the feelings,
Speaker 2: the gamp bit of feelings.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what kinds of things make you feel joy?
Speaker 4: Lately? I feel I don't want to brag, I mean,
Speaker 4: I don't want to brag, but I feel joy. I
Speaker 4: feel joy. You know what, If I look.
Speaker 2: At my the longevity of my career, I feel proud
Speaker 2: of my I feel proud of myself when I feel
Speaker 2: I feel proud of myself. When I feel like, Okay,
Speaker 2: you're still relevant and you're still like getting asked to
Speaker 2: do jobs and stuff, I feel good about that. I
Speaker 2: feel a good that I'm sober again yeah, seven months.
Speaker 2: I mean I feel good about like you know, I
Speaker 2: mean thinking about like you know, Starfield or the new
Speaker 2: Harry Potter legacy, Hogwarts Legacy is about to come out,
Speaker 2: or the Haunted Chocolate Tear like video games are about
Speaker 2: to come out.
Speaker 4: I can't wait for those.
Speaker 3: So you feel you feel good about the longevity of
Speaker 3: your career, and I think that's I mean. I was
Speaker 3: telling you before you I was no, no, I was
Speaker 3: sorry for touching you don't touch sorry for touching it.
Speaker 3: We were just talking about how I told you that
Speaker 3: I was a big fan of you when I was fourteen,
Speaker 3: ten years ago, and it.
Speaker 4: Makes me feel old. Well, it makes me feel old.
Speaker 4: So which is it?
Speaker 3: Are you proud or do you feel old?
Speaker 4: Fuck face?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry you can no please shit anything, bro, I
Speaker 3: just want to say that, like, you know, it's cool
Speaker 3: that you like.
Speaker 4: Here's what I hate. Please.
Speaker 2: I hate going like I'll go to a Korean restaurant
Speaker 2: and they'll go, hey, dude, I remember you were on
Speaker 2: Mad TV, But what have you what have you been
Speaker 2: doing lately?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 3: I okay, I understand, I understand that, but you have this,
Speaker 3: uh I mean you have this podcast that lots and
Speaker 3: lots of too.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have two good podcasts, have good podcasts. I
Speaker 2: sold a couple of shows to networks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's still there. I'm reoccurring on three shows. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And you know, I'm doing little independent movies here and
Speaker 2: there and everything's fine.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: People love you, man, They're all right.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: I'm stoked to have you here.
Speaker 4: I'm good to be here too. Man.
Speaker 3: Do you wanna do you want to take a photo?
Speaker 4: Let's if it's it's racist, can I just move on?
Speaker 3: You know? Okay, So I'll tell you I'll tell you this.
Speaker 3: I used to not screen the calls. Now I have
Speaker 3: call screeners, so there's somebody on who talks to the
Speaker 3: person first before they come on. And before I screened
Speaker 3: the calls, somebody would call in and randomly say something racist,
Speaker 3: like once every month maybe, And now now it never happens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but during the screening, what if they go, oh, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not racist, and then they get on the line
Speaker 2: and they go, hey, ching chong, what happens?
Speaker 3: Then that could theoretically happen. Yeah, but it has never
Speaker 3: happened before.
Speaker 4: Let's happen. Let's I want it to happen.
Speaker 3: I want it to happen. Do you want me? Do
Speaker 3: you want me to instruct the screen orthing? I don't
Speaker 3: want them to say, but I'm just saying racist to
Speaker 3: let them through. You want me to tell them.
Speaker 2: I don't want that. I don't want you to tell
Speaker 2: them to do it. I just want to see if
Speaker 2: it happens. Then I'm going to say that your system
Speaker 2: doesn't work.
Speaker 3: Do you believe in manifestation and all? Do you believe
Speaker 3: that if you say that something might happen, it would happen.
Speaker 4: I do believe the manifestation?
Speaker 5: You do?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: You do?
Speaker 3: You are you manifesting? Somebody calling it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I manifested things that are generally like on a broader pick,
Speaker 2: broader things in general.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean to answer question?
Speaker 3: I I don't believe in a manifestation in like a
Speaker 3: spiritual sense, but I believe in like your thoughts become
Speaker 3: your acts type type of shit.
Speaker 4: So I'm I disagree.
Speaker 3: You disagree?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there's some spiritual involved in that.
Speaker 3: What have you been manifesting lately? I've manifested my life
Speaker 3: and you feel like it turned out? Yeah, though you
Speaker 3: wanted it to it is everything kind of the way
Speaker 3: that you thought it would be when you were no.
Speaker 4: But that's what's great about it.
Speaker 2: It's like if you dream big, your big goals, you
Speaker 2: never know what's going to happen. But it's like, if
Speaker 2: I got everything that I asked for, I don't think
Speaker 2: it'd be as exciting as it is now because if
Speaker 2: there are things that I get, like I never even
Speaker 2: would dream about being here, right, and yet it's still
Speaker 2: a cool experience. You know, I didn't expect it. It's
Speaker 2: bigger than I thought, you know what I mean that
Speaker 2: I didn't dream big enough.
Speaker 3: I don't think you didn't dream big enough. Maybe does
Speaker 3: that do you feel like you're it's it's good that
Speaker 3: you didn't just like map out everything and then now
Speaker 3: everything happened according to the map, because that would.
Speaker 2: Be a little Well I always had a dream to
Speaker 2: be on SNL, Yeah I never that never happened. Well,
Speaker 2: now you're on, but I got mad TV. Yeah right,
Speaker 2: So it's like it was just a different thing, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. But it's something not something.
Speaker 3: That I expected, and that's it. That's tychical. Hey is
Speaker 3: this ava?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: And I'm here with my friend.
Speaker 3: Alex too Avo, how's it going today.
Speaker 8: I wish I could say it's going well. I mean,
Speaker 8: I'm having a good time hanging out with my friend,
Speaker 8: but uh, you know, something just happened earlier, and I,
Speaker 8: you know, I don't feel very good about my my
Speaker 8: physical appearance.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 8: So, I was we were hanging out with my brother
Speaker 8: and his friend and we kind of I said that
Speaker 8: I wish I was a guy. I felt like being
Speaker 8: a guy might be easier than being a woman. And uh.
Speaker 8: And then so my brother's friend was like, I wish
Speaker 8: I was a girl. And I was just like and
Speaker 8: I was like, why would you wish you were a girl?
Speaker 8: And he was, uh. He started talking about like I
Speaker 8: don't know if I can say this, but like uh,
Speaker 8: female orgasm and stuff and like how there's so many,
Speaker 8: so many more ways to do that. And I was
Speaker 8: just like, okay, uh, that's okay, good for you. Then
Speaker 8: but I was talking about I like this one guy.
Speaker 8: He was another one of my brother's friends, and we
Speaker 8: had like a lot in common, but he didn't like me.
Speaker 8: But he has like a specific interest in women's women
Speaker 8: and uh, like goth girls with a big buds and
Speaker 8: boob and.
Speaker 3: And I was just like, well, okay, what would you
Speaker 3: say that that? Just if you had to really get
Speaker 3: down to it, the crux of your issue.
Speaker 8: Is so with guys. I uh, I stand in the
Speaker 8: middle of.
Speaker 9: What guys like.
Speaker 8: I'm either not golf enough or I'm not basic enough,
Speaker 8: and I know guys seem to be interested in me,
Speaker 8: and it makes me sad.
Speaker 4: Uh. Well, I mean the goth look they're pale, they
Speaker 4: look like they're dead. I don't like it. You know,
Speaker 4: everything's there's pentagrams, it's dark.
Speaker 10: What, Oh my god.
Speaker 8: Okay, well I'm not that not like that.
Speaker 3: I'm why Why are you focused on what other people
Speaker 3: want from you and trying to be what other.
Speaker 4: People want to you?
Speaker 3: That's gonna That's just that is just not a great
Speaker 3: way for you to approach your life and what you're doing.
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, I guess I just really I really
Speaker 8: want a relationship, and I really want someone that obviously
Speaker 8: likes me for me, But it doesn't seem that there's really.
Speaker 4: Anybody listen to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, most women in America especially, they want blue eyed
Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds, Matt Damon. You know these types of looks, right,
Speaker 2: I'm a five foot three, fat Korean dude. Right, It's
Speaker 2: I'm not anywhere near what any girl wants. And yet
Speaker 2: I still have met girls that are very I'm very
Speaker 2: attracted to, that are very beautiful, right, that just like
Speaker 2: my look you know what I mean, So you might
Speaker 2: have to wait a little longer. Right, look at Lyle,
Speaker 2: this fat piess of shit, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: This guy is just like he looks like a fucking marshmallow,
Speaker 2: this duy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and yet girls still like him, right,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Girls that like schmores or whatever,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: And I feel so I used to be like obsessed
Speaker 3: with like I need to get in shape to get
Speaker 3: girls to like me, And now I'm like, I would
Speaker 3: so much rather just be like, if you go the
Speaker 3: other way, lean exactly into being who I am.
Speaker 4: Yeah, feels so.
Speaker 3: Much better and people pick up on that. People like that.
Speaker 2: When also if you work on the insides, right, So
Speaker 2: my personality, I've always worked on my personality and my
Speaker 2: social skill sets and things that God gave me in
Speaker 2: terms of gifts, like being funny or all these other things.
Speaker 2: I work with what I have. Yes, you gotta work
Speaker 2: with whether you have.
Speaker 3: Gotta work with what you have, Ava, with what I have?
Speaker 4: Yeah, how old? How old are you? Ava?
Speaker 8: I'm eighteen.
Speaker 3: You're a kidding, You're a fucking kid.
Speaker 4: I didn't get laid until I was twenty three.
Speaker 9: I mean what I mean?
Speaker 11: Good time?
Speaker 4: What do we even do here? Ava?
Speaker 3: Ava? I get the impulse if you haven't had the
Speaker 3: big love that you've always been dreaming of having right now,
Speaker 3: But Ava, listen to Bobby, lean into yourself, do what
Speaker 3: you can with what you have, and please, for the
Speaker 3: love of God, don't be so obsessed with what you
Speaker 3: think other guys like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my greatest Eva, My greatest loves have been in
Speaker 2: my thirties and forties. M okay, if if, if When
Speaker 2: I was nineteen, twenty years old, I met this girl
Speaker 2: and I used to pray every night, Please Lord Jesus,
Speaker 2: let this woman be my wife. Right, And it never happened.
Speaker 2: I saw her three years ago. She looks like the
Speaker 2: thing from Fantastic four.
Speaker 4: If that would have happened, I would have been fucked
Speaker 4: right now, right, So everything happens in God's time. Right,
Speaker 4: I could be right now have making love to the
Speaker 4: thing every night. Rocky you know what I mean, ry skin,
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Do you understand what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I understand a.
Speaker 3: Ava, listen, I hope this was helpful for you. Is
Speaker 3: there anything else you want to say to the people
Speaker 3: of the computer before we go?
Speaker 10: I love therapy.
Speaker 8: I go, and I'm so happy that I got on here.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you. Have a good night, Ava.
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 4: What does she at? Eighteen? I did? I had no
Speaker 4: money you have. I was still living in my parents' house.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? I was cutting myself with razors.
Speaker 3: And things are better now ten times a thousand times better. Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like it's crazy. You're young, you have your whole
Speaker 2: life ahead of your eye. I would trade anything to
Speaker 2: get youth back.
Speaker 3: Hello. Yes, what's going on?
Speaker 6: Is this?
Speaker 3: Sonny?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sonny?
Speaker 4: How can we get you? We're called chilling as well? Dog?
Speaker 4: What's up?
Speaker 5: Not much?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Sonny? What is it that you call it?
Speaker 4: What's the question? Sonny?
Speaker 3: What is it that you called in to talk about today? Sonny?
Speaker 6: I I don't know. I mean, we could talk about anything.
Speaker 3: Do you want me to get Do you want me
Speaker 3: to son you want me to Here's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put you back in the queue, and then
Speaker 3: I'll give you a second to think about it.
Speaker 6: I can tell you about my eyes. I had a okay, so,
Speaker 6: uh like one day I woke up and my my
Speaker 6: eyes hurt, and I go to work and like and everything,
Speaker 6: and they just got worse and worse. And one day
Speaker 6: I woke up and I didn't have like, like any vision,
Speaker 6: Like my pupils separated and it looked like a fucking
Speaker 6: goat pupil.
Speaker 4: Are you a lizard alien?
Speaker 6: I I mean I've pondered that question before, which I
Speaker 6: mean that would mean that means.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, can you see now?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, I can see now. You know everything is good.
Speaker 4: Oh, so you got some cataract or what I mean
Speaker 4: something was going on your eyes?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I don't know. It could have been genetic.
Speaker 4: You didn't go to the hospital.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I went to the hospital. I was in the military.
Speaker 6: This is when I was in Okinaw with a fan.
Speaker 4: Oh you're in the military, what branch Let me guess Army?
Speaker 6: No, the marine?
Speaker 4: Oh my bad? The one higher? Is that higher up?
Speaker 3: Is that higher higher up? I don't know, are there
Speaker 3: are I feel like they're not ranked like officially.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd rather be in the army.
Speaker 3: I don't be in any of them.
Speaker 4: You don't see.
Speaker 3: Okay, is your eye feeling better now?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 6: I mean I got medically retired. I was the military
Speaker 6: and yeah, now I got I got diagnosed with schizophrenian depression.
Speaker 2: Mm hm oh man, that's tough. Let me ask you
Speaker 2: just a side. Know in Okinawa, did you give me
Speaker 2: any raw denim? You have a really good rownam like jeans,
Speaker 2: like the jeans.
Speaker 4: H Yeah.
Speaker 6: I actually had a Turkish friend. He tailored suits for
Speaker 6: me and he brought back at denim jacket from Turkey,
Speaker 6: which was pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not the question it was.
Speaker 3: I guess he was like it was a side of
Speaker 3: a side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't buy it, Like who buys Turkish danim?
Speaker 2: I've never heard of Turkish dana. I've never heard of
Speaker 2: a Japanese You never heard of Okinawa.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of Okawa demo.
Speaker 4: But now I'll go, guess you haven't. All right, Well
Speaker 4: maybe I'm the only hipster here.
Speaker 3: All right, Sonny, do you feel okay in this very moment?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I feel okay. I'm getting more comfortable with you guys?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sonny, are you? What nationality are you? What ethnicity
Speaker 2: are you? I mean, is that weird to ask you?
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm white?
Speaker 4: Why you sound white? Yeah? Eyes, it's a good look, man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my friends here.
Speaker 4: Oh, I heard him. I heard.
Speaker 3: I'm starting to feel comfortable.
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 12: I'm doing well?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 14: You wanted someone to say something racist, but Lyle, you're
Speaker 14: a mao slurping glacier and it's not racist.
Speaker 3: It's just why did you hear what he said?
Speaker 4: Glamor? Right? I don't wont know what that means.
Speaker 9: Say that one, Lyle is a mao slurping glacier.
Speaker 4: Age male slurping glacier? Egg ape ape or egg?
Speaker 3: That doesn't sound ape a.
Speaker 4: It has to be ape because eggs is not racist.
Speaker 3: Okay, should I hang up? I'll hang up? Yeah, yeah, alright,
Speaker 3: you manifested what you wanted? How does it?
Speaker 4: How does it? But that wasn't toward Asians?
Speaker 3: Was that? You never seen what he said?
Speaker 2: I don't I have no idea what the hell he said?
Speaker 2: Does he think I'm Eskimo? Maybe the glacier?
Speaker 3: I don't think he. I don't think anyone in that
Speaker 3: situation kind of knew what was going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these two dudes, man, they need they need a
Speaker 2: cereal therapys.
Speaker 4: They need they needed a party or something, you know,
Speaker 4: they to go out.
Speaker 3: Next question, Angel, Hello.
Speaker 5: Oh what's good?
Speaker 4: Hello? Was good? What's good? What's good with you? I'm Angel,
Speaker 4: I'm Bob and this is Lyle. We're geckos.
Speaker 5: Oh it's a I did not expect to get on.
Speaker 5: I'm so happy that.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what do you have a question?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 5: I kind of had like a well, I mean, first
Speaker 5: of all, I'm at a funeral right now.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is a great time.
Speaker 5: My great grandma.
Speaker 3: Just you you're at a funeral right now?
Speaker 5: Your I mean, it ended already. We're we're kind of
Speaker 5: having the food right now, we're having the dinner.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: How was the funeral road? Was it moving time?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: It was emotional.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, man. How old was she when she passed?
Speaker 5: She was ninety two.
Speaker 4: Well that's a long live.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty good lie. Yeah, yeah, can I can
Speaker 2: I get personal? Is it open casket?
Speaker 4: That very peaceful? Was it open casket?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, open casket and.
Speaker 4: Did you look in the face.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very strange in me honestly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's don't you hate open casket? I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't never been. I'm close it. I'm Jewish, so
Speaker 3: with only like family funerals that have been to they
Speaker 3: are closed, they are I think I think open casket
Speaker 3: is not a Jewish thing.
Speaker 2: Like I can already imagine what it looks like. Is
Speaker 2: just close it, Yeah, just because I don't have to see. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what kind of woman was your great grandmother?
Speaker 3: Did you I feel like, did you get like a
Speaker 3: good sense of her personality when she was alive?
Speaker 5: Did you see she was very Why I feel like
Speaker 5: most of my life like I wouldn't really talk to
Speaker 5: her too much. She was just kind of there on
Speaker 5: the couch in the corner, you know. And then.
Speaker 2: Personal connection, I mean she was wise, but you didn't
Speaker 2: ask her questions like what's life about great grandmother?
Speaker 5: Well, it's like, uh so, like we're Mexican, and like
Speaker 5: my Spanish is like not too good, so it's kind
Speaker 5: of like a language barrier there. And then she's also
Speaker 5: like very hard of hearing as well.
Speaker 4: Oh she was hard of hearing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so if anby I'd say, like my grandma, right now,
Speaker 5: I have more of a personal connection to rather than
Speaker 5: my great grandma.
Speaker 4: So your grandma, now, what kind of questions would you
Speaker 4: ask her about life?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 5: That's crazy. I mean I've like asked her like what
Speaker 5: it was like growing up, because like they crossed the
Speaker 5: border and everything, and like they were literally like cavemen
Speaker 5: at one point, like living in a cave, and I
Speaker 5: was like living in a cave. Yeah, like.
Speaker 3: I was saying another racist thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know, like they crossed the border, and
Speaker 5: like with all their kids, they have three three girls,
Speaker 5: three boys.
Speaker 14: One of the girls is my mom.
Speaker 3: I think that's nice that your your great grandma dying
Speaker 3: like gave you a little bit of a sense of urgency, Like, oh,
Speaker 3: the older people in my life, I really need to
Speaker 3: take the time now to get their stories before they're gone.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's a weird, like blessing in disguise,
Speaker 3: sour sweet kind of thing to get woken up by
Speaker 3: by death like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, can I ask you something? Are you you? Would
Speaker 2: you be good atcrossing the border? I don't think I
Speaker 2: would be that good at it.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know, I wouldn't know what and.
Speaker 4: I'm not a climber. You know what I mean, like
Speaker 4: what what what would.
Speaker 5: You do places alone? I'm like you like with.
Speaker 2: Me, right, so to cross the border alone, that'd be
Speaker 2: scary huh yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But would you.
Speaker 4: Take would you would you pay for somebody to sneak
Speaker 4: in a van? Like maybe I would do that route?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I couldn't do any version of it that
Speaker 3: would require any amount of athletics.
Speaker 4: Athleticism, yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that ship would have.
Speaker 2: Also, I probably crossed the wrong border, like I'm in Peru.
Speaker 4: You can't. I crossed different. I don't know where to go.
Speaker 3: There's only one yeah yeah thing to go. But you
Speaker 3: I guess if you, I guess if you were that
Speaker 3: bad at crossing borders, you could suck it up to
Speaker 3: a place. Angel Well, let Angel go eat more of
Speaker 3: the food. It sounds like your great grandma has an.
Speaker 5: I like you like like a story real quick?
Speaker 4: Oh we love stories here at the therapy get go
Speaker 4: go ahead.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So, like I was gonna say, like I've never
Speaker 5: really had like a death, like like that's close to me,
Speaker 5: like very personal, but like I like recently found out
Speaker 5: something like like I'm in high school still, like I'm
Speaker 5: a senior, right and uh So I was talking to
Speaker 5: this girl over this summer and she lives in Arizona.
Speaker 5: I live in Idaho, and basically like we're kind of
Speaker 5: hitting off and like she used to live in Idaho,
Speaker 5: and she's like, hey, I'm coming back in like two weeks,
Speaker 5: and I was like, nah, that's cap. I was like,
Speaker 5: you're not coming back, Like that's such a lot, you know.
Speaker 5: And then she's like, no, my brother's just over there
Speaker 5: and they had a plane ticket book for for like
Speaker 5: June sixteenth, right, and then out of nowhere, she just
Speaker 5: goes goes and I was like, damn.
Speaker 3: I was angel Listen, Angel, Angel, Angel, Angel, be patient
Speaker 3: and you will find love one day.
Speaker 5: No, listen, listen. That's not that I'm not I'm not
Speaker 5: even there yet.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: I feel less bad for hanging up because he's at
Speaker 3: a funeral.
Speaker 4: You had a funeral, number one.
Speaker 2: It's also it's like he just had to learn how
Speaker 2: the skills of storytelling.
Speaker 3: Sure, well, you know, it's it's a little bit difficult
Speaker 3: when people want to come on here and tell stories
Speaker 3: because sometimes sometimes people want to come on here and
Speaker 3: tell stories and they're actually very interesting, and then sometimes
Speaker 3: they like have an interesting premise and you accept the
Speaker 3: telling of a story. And then it kind of rude.
Speaker 3: You told me to do it?
Speaker 2: You wanted to do that because I respect you, Bobby,
Speaker 2: I told you tell me to do something. I didn't
Speaker 2: say that, and you know that you took advantage of
Speaker 2: that power.
Speaker 4: You're told time, what's the time? What's the time?
Speaker 3: That's not what you did. You told me and then
Speaker 3: you hung up. No, you knew, you knew that I
Speaker 3: would do something if you told me to do it,
Speaker 3: and you took advantage of that power, and you told
Speaker 3: And now I feel bad.
Speaker 4: I feel bad too. Is he gonna? Is he depressed
Speaker 4: now or a hen?
Speaker 3: I feel I don't feel that bad that I hung
Speaker 3: up on him because he has he should not be
Speaker 3: on the phone with us.
Speaker 2: Right, you should call him the next day like I
Speaker 2: would probably wait on tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I was at a funeral yesterday, only a couple, only
Speaker 3: a few. What's the saddest funeral you've been to? It's
Speaker 3: what's the saddest funerals? Are probably comedians?
Speaker 4: Really? Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, those are the tough ones, especially when they're
Speaker 2: my age, and you know what I mean. It's usually devastating.
Speaker 3: Have you uh, kind of similar to what the color
Speaker 3: experience had, Like a death to somebody that was close
Speaker 3: to you that kind of woke a thing within you.
Speaker 4: We woke a thing like you know.
Speaker 3: Just you know how he's he Okay, he had a revelation. Okay,
Speaker 3: his great grandma died. Okay. The people who are older
Speaker 3: than me, I gotta get their stories while they're still here.
Speaker 3: Like he had a lesson from it.
Speaker 4: Thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you ever ever had a thing like that?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, whenever somebody does, I just think of
Speaker 4: my own death.
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's that's something, right, Like whenever I was
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna die?
Speaker 2: You are going to and then and then I start
Speaker 2: spinning like how am I going to die? I don't
Speaker 2: want to die, you know what I mean? All those things?
Speaker 4: What is life about?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 4: Yeah? That type of thing?
Speaker 3: Okay, those are lessons?
Speaker 4: Yeah, those are lessons.
Speaker 3: What are you afraid of death?
Speaker 4: I'm so are you scared?
Speaker 3: Am I scared?
Speaker 4: Yeah? When you're twenty four, sure I wouldn't be as
Speaker 4: but when you're when you turn fifty, you start thinking
Speaker 4: about it more. It's weird. It's like when is it
Speaker 4: going to happen?
Speaker 2: And then you start looking up other celebrities that died,
Speaker 2: what age they were, and how they died.
Speaker 4: Sure, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I've been thinking of a thing lately and what I'm
Speaker 3: about that. I don't know how I would feel if
Speaker 3: I was actually there in a situation where I was
Speaker 3: about to die. But I would like to think, you know,
Speaker 3: even though I'm you know whatever, twenty four, like I
Speaker 3: I've had I've had a nice life, like I don't
Speaker 3: want I don't want to be too greedy, like I've
Speaker 3: had a good one. I mean like I've I've had
Speaker 3: friends and family and I get to do this, and
Speaker 3: I've seen cool mountains. I got to drink water. I
Speaker 3: got to see cool mountains. I'm just any, just anything, man.
Speaker 3: Just I get to.
Speaker 4: Look and die now because I saw Mount Everest.
Speaker 3: But that's something, you know. Some people they are like
Speaker 3: born and then die immediately. I got to live a
Speaker 3: little bit of a life. I'm grateful for however much
Speaker 3: I got to have. Why do I need more.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you said that, Lyle, because the truth is
Speaker 2: we've had it better than ninety nine point nine nine
Speaker 2: zeros ers or you know, I mean, like so many
Speaker 2: people like imagine all the people that grew up on
Speaker 2: this planet historically. Yeah, famine, you know what I mean, atrocities,
Speaker 2: global events like you know what I mean, Yeah, asteroids,
Speaker 2: I mean just different things.
Speaker 4: We live in the best time, and you and I
Speaker 4: have the best lives.
Speaker 3: It should be very grateful, absolutely, But everyone should be
Speaker 3: feeling that way right right. I feel like if I, like,
Speaker 3: you know, obviously I don't obviously I don't want it
Speaker 3: to end. But in the and I would be like,
Speaker 3: like if I were like falling from I would be
Speaker 3: fucking terrified, Like I don't want to die. I don't
Speaker 3: want to die or that. But if like I was
Speaker 3: in like a calm place with it, I'd be like,
Speaker 3: I got to have something.
Speaker 4: How would you fall?
Speaker 3: How would I feel?
Speaker 4: Like you're in a plane? Would you be cool about it?
Speaker 4: Or would you go wild? I just be terrified.
Speaker 3: I think at certain you know what I would do
Speaker 3: is I would I heard that uh a funk. I
Speaker 3: was on some sky diving reddit thing and someone was like,
Speaker 3: uh said, if if they if they knew that their
Speaker 3: parachute wasn't gonna open, they would just turn around their
Speaker 3: back to the ground and just look up at the
Speaker 3: sky and like kind of.
Speaker 4: Oh, there's no way I would do that.
Speaker 2: You know what I would do if it was a plane, yeah,
Speaker 2: and I was on it, like a commercial plane, I
Speaker 2: would probably fly toward a fat guy.
Speaker 3: Fly what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Fly towards like you know where everyone's falling, right, I
Speaker 2: would try to. I think I would have to find
Speaker 2: a fatter guy. So and maybe he could be like
Speaker 2: my cushion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll die anyway, die anyway, and then would die anyway,
Speaker 3: and then you would just make another guy's death a
Speaker 3: lot worse.
Speaker 2: And also then other people would be like, that's weird.
Speaker 2: Bobby was inside a big.
Speaker 3: Fat guy he hate you before?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like if they wouldn't know what went on,
Speaker 2: because I think we would like implode together.
Speaker 4: And we would be mixed up.
Speaker 3: That sounds a good. Actually, I can't tell if that
Speaker 3: would be a beautiful thing, you and another person together
Speaker 3: at this one time in the universe, just melding, or
Speaker 3: if it would just be sad and upsetting for everyone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's just let's not't even think about it.
Speaker 3: Let's that's call hello bye hi bye.
Speaker 4: Bye. Hi.
Speaker 11: Can you guys hear me?
Speaker 9: Okay, I can hear you?
Speaker 4: Can you hear me? I can, Raven?
Speaker 3: What's up? What's going on? Dude, Raven? Bird? What did
Speaker 3: you say about birds?
Speaker 4: Raven?
Speaker 3: Like the bird? Like the birds? Raven? We're doing good.
Speaker 3: How are you doing? What's uh? What's what's on your mind?
Speaker 10: I'm doing Okay, I am.
Speaker 11: I'm in a bit of a predicament.
Speaker 4: Let's hear it.
Speaker 12: Well, it's not really a predicament anymore.
Speaker 10: So.
Speaker 11: Earlier this year, my brother went missing and I was
Speaker 11: the only person like actively looking for him, and he's
Speaker 11: kind of off of his rocker now, like he's fine.
Speaker 11: Thought with boiler alert, he's perfectly fine.
Speaker 7: He's alive.
Speaker 9: Well, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's kind of How long was he missing for?
Speaker 12: Sick freaking weeks?
Speaker 10: Man, six weeks?
Speaker 3: It's a long time as long.
Speaker 11: But now that he's not missing anymore, I kind of
Speaker 11: take him like.
Speaker 7: It wasn't so bad while he was missing because we've always.
Speaker 11: Been close, but like, now that he's back and just
Speaker 11: acting like a completely ass, I hate his guck.
Speaker 7: I liked him so.
Speaker 3: Much interesting, Okay while he was Okay, so while he
Speaker 3: was missing, you were had these like ones my brother
Speaker 3: and I need to go find him, and it was
Speaker 3: you know you you liked him a lot, but now
Speaker 3: that he's back, you're like, why do you? Why do you?
Speaker 3: Why do you not like him now?
Speaker 12: So at first, like when he first became unmissing, I
Speaker 12: was sending him money because he was he was homeless.
Speaker 7: He was like.
Speaker 11: Living from couch to couch.
Speaker 12: So I was sending him money, and he was like, Frank,
Speaker 12: call me, threatening to kill himself and act crazy and
Speaker 12: then start.
Speaker 11: Laughing about it, like it was just like awful wall shit,
Speaker 11: like like he honestly sounds like he's wasted by the devil.
Speaker 11: Like it was just craziness.
Speaker 12: And now I'm trying to.
Speaker 11: Despise him for it. I hadn't heard from him since
Speaker 11: Mother's Day, but I don't know he like, I'm in
Speaker 11: real therapy because of it, but.
Speaker 9: He's no hope.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta let it go.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 4: He seems like a crazy person.
Speaker 3: I mean, so he basically went missing, but he started CouchSurfing,
Speaker 3: didn't return people's phone calls, probably got off social media,
Speaker 3: and people go, where is he is that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Everybody? Yeah, he had everybody worried.
Speaker 7: Like I would wake up at six.
Speaker 11: O'clock in the morning and I had a list like
Speaker 11: hotels and hospitals and stuff that I would call. And
Speaker 11: that was every day for six months, man, And that's
Speaker 11: not when I would like out in the streets physically
Speaker 11: listening for him.
Speaker 4: So wow, I don't know.
Speaker 11: It's like a douchebag move to go missing and then
Speaker 11: just fought back up and trubby in an asshole everybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and did he apologize?
Speaker 7: No, he thinks it's hilarious.
Speaker 11: He thinks that people looking for him is like the
Speaker 11: funniest thing in the world. He loves the attention.
Speaker 4: You got to get him back, You got to get
Speaker 4: him back.
Speaker 3: How do you suggest she get him back?
Speaker 4: You go missing?
Speaker 2: No, you should go missing to see tell him how
Speaker 2: it feels. But you do it for a do it
Speaker 2: for a year.
Speaker 3: What if she goes what if she like goes missing
Speaker 3: to a new place, then she finds a new, even
Speaker 3: better life there.
Speaker 10: And just.
Speaker 3: You don't think he would notice your absence?
Speaker 12: Oh well, he's not how he makes his mother's day.
Speaker 11: So I really don't think he'd give a shit if
Speaker 11: I went missing. Honestly, Well, then.
Speaker 2: Just cut up, cut him out your life, cut him
Speaker 2: out of your life, right to keep doing your therapy
Speaker 2: and just move on.
Speaker 4: We all have crazy family members, do you do?
Speaker 5: You're right?
Speaker 4: Wild?
Speaker 3: No, I have a nice family.
Speaker 4: You do. Not even a cousin. That's a little weird.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I'm trying to think. Nothing like crazy, crazy, nothing, nothing,
Speaker 3: nothing like that, right, So let me.
Speaker 4: Ask you this.
Speaker 2: If you have children, there's no one in your family
Speaker 2: member where you were like, I'm not going to have
Speaker 2: my cousin John babysit my kids.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think any of my my extended family.
Speaker 4: So you're a healthy Get go. Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 11: I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 13: Get go.
Speaker 11: That makes you really happy that.
Speaker 7: You have a good family.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Raven.
Speaker 4: Where do you live?
Speaker 11: I live in Tennessee, so i mean family somewhere along
Speaker 11: down the line.
Speaker 7: I'm sure we're all cousins.
Speaker 11: So I've got a pretty big family.
Speaker 4: Are there a lot of Koreans in Tennessee? I have
Speaker 4: to ask you please.
Speaker 11: I know two Korean girls, but actually that they own
Speaker 11: the nail salon and.
Speaker 7: They're really sweet.
Speaker 9: They make it.
Speaker 4: It's always a fucking nails Koreans.
Speaker 2: Koreans don't make egg rolls, but they do know they do, okay,
Speaker 2: but they work at the nails.
Speaker 11: I think just as.
Speaker 4: They have a side hustle egg.
Speaker 3: Roll business, egg roll nelsle.
Speaker 4: It's like black market egg roll Oh they deliver.
Speaker 9: And have you really profitable?
Speaker 2: Okay, let me ask you something because are you, like,
Speaker 2: are you a pro when it comes to egg rolls?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 2: Have you eaten so many egg rolls that you can
Speaker 2: judge the their egg rolls?
Speaker 4: Are they good?
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 11: I don't like but I see so.
Speaker 3: Your opinion on this is if you don't like egg rolls,
Speaker 3: your opinion on the quality of these egg rolls is
Speaker 3: a little useless.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: See, I mean, do you like getting your nails done?
Speaker 12: Everybody raves about them.
Speaker 4: Oh well that's good that the street that's street crowd.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, okay, there's a vibe.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you. Are they good at nails?
Speaker 7: That's a really good hustle.
Speaker 4: Are they good at nails?
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, they're great at nails.
Speaker 7: I know, like they were giving me advice one time
Speaker 7: I got my nails done and they were like flotched,
Speaker 7: looked awful, not by the Korean girls, but they were
Speaker 7: telling me like what they.
Speaker 11: Did wrong and showing me exactly what they would have done.
Speaker 7: They're really smart girls.
Speaker 4: But do you would you would you hang out?
Speaker 2: Would you hang out without would you hang out with them?
Speaker 11: I would. I don't hang out with a lot of people,
Speaker 11: but I mean, if I was going to I might
Speaker 11: call them and be like, hey, you want to do
Speaker 11: my nails?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 4: They do nails? Because it's like it's a stereotype.
Speaker 3: I was wishing that they were like, oh, I know
Speaker 3: these two Korean ladies and they own a cowboy bootstore
Speaker 3: that cool strap.
Speaker 4: Asian ladies doing nails is pretty stereotypical.
Speaker 12: Oh, you're right, Well, the only other nails one we
Speaker 12: have in.
Speaker 7: Town is wearing by all white people.
Speaker 4: So and you go to the Asian one.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, definitely, I'm not gonna we Raven.
Speaker 4: You're not racist. You're a good person. Oh you have
Speaker 4: black Oh that's good. That's good. That's good, Raven.
Speaker 3: Is there anything else you want to say to the
Speaker 3: people the computer before we go?
Speaker 13: No, thank you, guys.
Speaker 7: I really enjoyed getting to talk to you guys.
Speaker 11: It was awesome.
Speaker 4: Of course, you.
Speaker 3: Were asking if she's an is there a food type
Speaker 3: that you are a like kind of sore of.
Speaker 2: I think I'm a kindosaur of a lot of food types.
Speaker 2: But in terms of like Korean food, I'm sure I'm
Speaker 2: pretty knowledgeable. Okay, we don't do egg rolls. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean so, I don't know what these two Korean
Speaker 2: ladies are doing.
Speaker 3: They're reinventing the wheel.
Speaker 2: I think that what they're doing is it's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do an act.
Speaker 4: They don't know. I know better, we just do aggroll.
Speaker 4: They don't know.
Speaker 2: Because if they did it in Korea, they'd be like,
Speaker 2: fuck you. Koreans would be like, you don't do egg rolls.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go to a Chinese person.
Speaker 3: Do you like a Korean barbecue?
Speaker 4: Okay? What kind of questions is that you said.
Speaker 3: Of Korean food? I'm trying to do you like Manzo balls?
Speaker 3: I do like Manci balls, obviously, you know what I know. No,
Speaker 3: you can't. You just said you like Korean food.
Speaker 4: I'm Korean, obviously I like it.
Speaker 2: But that's like, that's like if you asked me like
Speaker 2: balls and that doesn't like fucking Korean food.
Speaker 3: You aren't Jews that don't like moths, like.
Speaker 4: Going to a Sebastian monoscalco go. Do you like pasta.
Speaker 3: Honestly, but no, because you just said it.
Speaker 4: What did I say? You said?
Speaker 3: I asked you if you there's a food group that
Speaker 3: you like, and you said, I like Korean food. I
Speaker 3: didn't start with, oh you like Korean food.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's fair, I guess fair. Yeah, that's fair. I guess.
Speaker 4: I don't know why you get angry. I got angry.
Speaker 3: You you know why you get angry because it's fun.
Speaker 4: It's when they get fun to go. Yeah, it's when
Speaker 4: they get to do that.
Speaker 3: I'm like feeling endorphins go into my body. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: that is.
Speaker 2: But I might report these two Korean ladies you should.
Speaker 2: They're doing a side aggroll business. They're probably not paying taxes, right,
Speaker 2: and I don't like that you.
Speaker 3: Think they're not paying taxes?
Speaker 2: Well, she said, it's a side hustle. And also let
Speaker 2: me ask let me ask you this, right, they're doing nails.
Speaker 2: Imagine this, You're getting your nails done and one of
Speaker 2: the Koreans looks up at you and goes, do you
Speaker 2: like egir?
Speaker 4: All like, how do you? I mean, how do you
Speaker 4: you pitch it? How?
Speaker 3: I I if so? If that happened to me, I
Speaker 3: would say, I do like egg grolls, and they were like,
Speaker 3: do you want an egg roll?
Speaker 4: It's only no tax?
Speaker 3: Just do you do you think? I mean, just in general,
Speaker 3: people like you know, if you like, if a guy
Speaker 3: is running a hot dog stand and getting cash for
Speaker 3: the hot dogs, is eBay in taxes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if that hot but if that hot dogs
Speaker 2: stand was also they were selling lamp fixtures on the side,
Speaker 2: that would be weird.
Speaker 4: That's what the Korean ladies are doing.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 3: So you think it's like it's like a it's like
Speaker 3: a weird random thing that they're selling off the side.
Speaker 4: Is that weird?
Speaker 3: I don't think that that is actually what it's hadened.
Speaker 3: I don't some I think that somewhere in that phone
Speaker 3: call that girl mentioned egg rolls and I don't, And
Speaker 3: then we kind of ran with that in some way
Speaker 3: that got into our head like, oh, there is a
Speaker 3: nail salum that sells egg rolls. But I don't think
Speaker 3: that that's a place that exists because all we heard
Speaker 3: the caller say was some egg roll I just heard
Speaker 3: the phrase egg rolls as a side hustle. There was
Speaker 3: no like noun to it, and I think we just
Speaker 3: pieced together the gaps, right.
Speaker 2: I made the assumption that was it said nail salon, and.
Speaker 3: And we made that assumption because it's fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be a good business, would be a
Speaker 4: cool place I would go.
Speaker 3: I would want to go there.
Speaker 4: I was just going by the way.
Speaker 3: I think this is going great. I hope so, no,
Speaker 3: this is.
Speaker 4: I don't know. How do you feel like it's fun? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I just don't know much. No, this is perfect. I
Speaker 3: feel that it's always feel like it's better. It'd be
Speaker 3: weird if you knew, like a lot, right, if you
Speaker 3: like listen to I listened to every episode before I
Speaker 3: came here. I'm ready.
Speaker 2: It's so funny because I came here and I was like,
Speaker 2: should I google what therapy get go is?
Speaker 4: I had no idea. What the fuck?
Speaker 7: It was?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And the only reason I'll just be yeah, please
Speaker 3: be honest with is people.
Speaker 4: Around me were like, you have to do it.
Speaker 3: It makes me happy to hear.
Speaker 2: Right, and like, I'll be honest with you. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: go fuck, no, yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And just through months of people going you have to
Speaker 2: do it, it's so cool to hear yeah, well no,
Speaker 2: it's cool.
Speaker 4: It doesn't hurt your feelings.
Speaker 2: I was like fuck, no, no, I just a natural impulse,
Speaker 2: all right. And then finally I had today off. Yeah
Speaker 2: I had to pod later, but my own podcast. But
Speaker 2: and they just looked at it on my schedule. And
Speaker 2: then I tried to get out of it, right yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was like I can't. And then you know, my
Speaker 2: people were like.
Speaker 4: You have to do it.
Speaker 3: They said you have to do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then when I was driving, I was in traffic
Speaker 2: because it's so far away from my house. I was
Speaker 2: so angry. Yeah yeah, and I thought of my pocket.
Speaker 2: If I walked in here and they were remotely rude.
Speaker 4: I would have left. But you have good people. They
Speaker 4: were so nice.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: You want to drink, here's a room, there's a water,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. You can do whatever. We
Speaker 4: love you. Thanks for so good you have good staff.
Speaker 3: Thanks man, I appreciate that. I'm glad that you. I'm
Speaker 3: glad that you cause you look man like you don't
Speaker 3: owe me anything. You could absolutely just been like yeah, funck,
Speaker 3: I love you too. Let's take a phone call. Is
Speaker 3: this Bobby?
Speaker 4: Yes, this is Bobby, that's my name.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 3: Uh Bobby, what is it that you called in to
Speaker 3: talk about today.
Speaker 14: I think I'm addicted to masturbating, and I know that
Speaker 14: that's something that Bobby Lee has been open with as
Speaker 14: well in the past. So I'd love to get some
Speaker 14: some insight from you guys. When you think, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 14: it's kind of like when I wake up in the morning,
Speaker 14: it's like one of the first things I think about,
Speaker 14: you know, anytime I have the house to myself, usually
Speaker 14: one of the first things I do. And even just
Speaker 14: like the things that I come across on the internet,
Speaker 14: it's like it's not even like I'm looking for it
Speaker 14: all the time, but like random things that I see,
Speaker 14: it'll just be like a picture of you know, not
Speaker 14: even in a sexual picture, it just like, well make
Speaker 14: me think about it. I feel like my mind is
Speaker 14: always thinking about it, and it's kind of like I
Speaker 14: feel like it's not like a huge problem where I
Speaker 14: like I can't do anything, but it's starting to get
Speaker 14: in the way of like my mental shit and just
Speaker 14: like I don't know, it's starting to kind of fuck
Speaker 14: me up a little bit. So curious curious what you
Speaker 14: guys think.
Speaker 2: I mean, here's my honest opinion, bro, is that you know, drugs, alcohol,
Speaker 2: any kind of addiction, gambling, even excessive video gameplay. It's
Speaker 2: all a symptom of a problem, right. But but porn
Speaker 2: addiction is a real thing, and it can really affect
Speaker 2: your life. You can affect your family life, your relationships.
Speaker 2: And what I'm gonna say to you is that you
Speaker 2: probably need help.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I know, God I will.
Speaker 14: I was gonna say, I think there's like another level
Speaker 14: to this, Like it's not even really porn. I mean,
Speaker 14: obviously I do watch porn, but a lot of times
Speaker 14: I'll I'll masturbate to like people I know in real
Speaker 14: life too.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, we all do that, we do that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh the girl the girl coffee shot. That was hot.
Speaker 4: I masturbated that. I've masturbated cartoon.
Speaker 2: Characters like anime, like anime, not like you know, I mean,
Speaker 2: not like the Jetsons or anything like.
Speaker 4: Okay, but like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Try the just would you ever try checking off to.
Speaker 4: The just the older ones? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't know their names, but anyway, maybe tried seeking
Speaker 3: help at all from like a professional.
Speaker 4: Yes, I have number one. This is what my So
Speaker 4: here's the deal.
Speaker 2: Okay, when you're watching pornography, are going to strip clubs
Speaker 2: and doing that kind of behavior. I had a therapist,
Speaker 2: not the therapist I have now, but one a couple
Speaker 2: of years ago say to me that you're supporting trauma, right,
Speaker 2: because people generally when people that when they go through
Speaker 2: when they're doing sex work.
Speaker 4: I'm not all of them, you know, but a lot
Speaker 4: of them have.
Speaker 2: Gone through deep trauma and they've had terrible lives and
Speaker 2: they're you know, I mean, their only options are to
Speaker 2: do you know, I mean that kind of work, and
Speaker 2: you're sort of supporting that, right. And then number two,
Speaker 2: it's like you're not. You're disconnecting and you're not You're
Speaker 2: going to be unable to be intimate with your partner
Speaker 2: or your family members or anybody right when you're doing
Speaker 2: that shit. So what I'm saying is that I know
Speaker 2: a lot of dudes. I can't say their names, but
Speaker 2: I know a lot of guys that you wouldn't even know,
Speaker 2: like other really famous male comedians, a lot of actors
Speaker 2: that are super famous that they go to sl A
Speaker 2: meetings and they.
Speaker 4: Really do that program.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about doing it myself, right because for me,
Speaker 2: it's like the twelve step growth programs I do address
Speaker 2: alcoholism and drug addiction, which I've been sober for seven months,
Speaker 2: but now I think that it's it's I think I
Speaker 2: need more help, but it is affecting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be honest with you too, dude. Let me
Speaker 4: say something.
Speaker 2: You know, I broke up with Kolila after ten years
Speaker 2: and it had to do with my porn addiction.
Speaker 4: It destroyed me. Yeah, so I'm just saying that. I
Speaker 4: just that's a real problem.
Speaker 14: Yeah, that's something that I'm actually worried about because I'm
Speaker 14: in a relationship and that's you know, I've you know,
Speaker 14: I've been following Tiger Belly since like episode thirty, so
Speaker 14: I have heard, I know all about all of that.
Speaker 14: So yeah, I think it's definitely not like to the
Speaker 14: point where I can't perform, Like we still have a
Speaker 14: sex life, but there's definitely been times where like I'll
Speaker 14: have masturbated multiple times and then my girlfriend will come
Speaker 14: home and I'm not trying to do that and that
Speaker 14: doesn't make me feel kind of guilty. And you know,
Speaker 14: I don't I don't drink, I don't do drugs. I
Speaker 14: smoke weeds every day and I eat like shit. So
Speaker 14: I think it's kind of like I don't know. Like
Speaker 14: I've had two different therapists. One told me that I
Speaker 14: was an addict, and one told me that I wasn't
Speaker 14: an addict. So I don't really know what to think,
Speaker 14: just because it's not like, you know, I'm not like
Speaker 14: bingerin I'm not like doing hard drugs, but I definitely
Speaker 14: have like addict tendencies. I would say, but it's kind
Speaker 14: of hard smoking.
Speaker 2: Weed every day, you're escaping, right, even smoking weed every day?
Speaker 2: You know, you can justify it all you want, but
Speaker 2: it's like you're basically checking out, and there's a reason
Speaker 2: why you're checking out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, there's a reason. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 14: No, I was just gonna say, I don't I don't
Speaker 14: want to justify it either, like I'm not. I obviously
Speaker 14: it's safer than other things, but I'm aware that it's
Speaker 14: a problem for sure, like at least for me, Like
Speaker 14: I know maybe it works for some people, but my
Speaker 14: mind is telling me that it's a problem, but I can't.
Speaker 4: Also, it's like it's not a therapist job to diagnose you.
Speaker 4: I die. I diagnose myself, right.
Speaker 2: I know that when I drink, I can't stop, right,
Speaker 2: and then my life falls apart, you know. I mean,
Speaker 2: I know that when I go ahead.
Speaker 14: Sorry, sorry, I was gonna say a lot of the times,
Speaker 14: like I'll smoke weed, and that's sort of like the
Speaker 14: the jumping off point for all this other shit, you know,
Speaker 14: like I'll smoke weed and then I want to jerk off,
Speaker 14: and then I want to eat a bunch of shit,
Speaker 14: and then I want to like play video games for
Speaker 14: six hours. So it's like, that's sort of like the
Speaker 14: jumping off point.
Speaker 4: And you are so similar.
Speaker 14: And we have the same name, we.
Speaker 2: Have the same thing. But well, let me say. The
Speaker 2: difference though, is that I'm trying to do something about it.
Speaker 14: Yeah, well yeah, I mean I've been to therapy for
Speaker 14: like other mental health issues like I have. I've technically
Speaker 14: been diagnosed with four different mental illnesses, but I don't
Speaker 14: really whatever, But addiction has never been something that's been
Speaker 14: like a.
Speaker 4: Are you taking medication for those mental diagnoses?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 14: No, I don't take any medications.
Speaker 2: Like I like, for many years, I refuse. But in
Speaker 2: the last couple of years I've been on medication.
Speaker 3: Has it has it been working?
Speaker 2: For its changed my life? My point is is that, bro,
Speaker 2: what's your name again?
Speaker 4: Bobby?
Speaker 14: Name is Bobby.
Speaker 4: Bobby, I'm Bobby. We already said that.
Speaker 2: But my point is, Bobby, is what I want for
Speaker 2: you is to really take a look. It's an inside job, right,
Speaker 2: And I think Socrates has once said a life not
Speaker 2: self examined is a life not worth living.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, so it's like, look at yourself, look
Speaker 2: at your behaviors.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: And I'm telling you as a friend, I don't know you,
Speaker 2: but like, you know, as a fellow human that you know.
Speaker 4: How old are you, Bobby, fellow Bobby, how old are you?
Speaker 5: I'm twenty eight, dude.
Speaker 4: This is the perfect time to address these things. It
Speaker 4: really is. Yeah, okay, so I would really you know,
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, no.
Speaker 14: I was just going to say, like I'm I'm the
Speaker 14: type of person that thinks that I'm like aware of
Speaker 14: everything in my life. Like I'm definitely you know, like
Speaker 14: I said, I've been to therapy for years. I've been
Speaker 14: to multiple therapists, different types of therapy for different things.
Speaker 14: So I like, I like to think that I'm aware
Speaker 14: of everything that I'm dealing with and that I'm going through.
Speaker 14: But this is definitely something that I've been like kind
Speaker 14: of pretending isn't real and just kind of ignoring it.
Speaker 14: So it's it's like, I mean, I didn't think that Bobby,
Speaker 14: Lee and Lyle would be the people that would force
Speaker 14: me to confront this. But I feel like I don't know. Well,
Speaker 14: like I said, thinking about I know that it's it's there. No, No,
Speaker 14: I'm saying it's a good thing, like it's just it's
Speaker 14: really I don't know. I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 14: I'm talking about.
Speaker 6: But anyway, but.
Speaker 2: Here, Bob, Bobby, I want to say one last thing.
Speaker 2: Though you might not be able to change now. You
Speaker 2: might have to lose your girlfriend, you might have to
Speaker 2: lose some things in your life for you to like change.
Speaker 2: So it's like I'm just telling you to work on
Speaker 2: it now so that you don't lose these things, but
Speaker 2: you might have to go through a journey.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bobby Man, is there anything else you want to
Speaker 3: say to the people of the computer before we go?
Speaker 14: Uh No, I think that's all. Thank you guys for
Speaker 14: taking my call and buy it's all the thank Thank
Speaker 14: you guys so much.
Speaker 3: I love you, Bobby, Hey, take care, Bobby. Thanks for
Speaker 3: being honest with us. Is that how you feel? Do
Speaker 3: you feel like it's it's a part of the process
Speaker 3: to like lose a lot before you make a big change.
Speaker 2: Well, here's for me, it's like I've always because I've
Speaker 2: been sober three or four times in my life, you know,
Speaker 2: I mean, I had long term sobriety, but I usually
Speaker 2: quit before because I have this ability, which I'm grateful for,
Speaker 2: Whereas I can look at my behavior and then think
Speaker 2: to myself, if I continued this behavior in a year, right,
Speaker 2: I know I'll lose these things.
Speaker 4: Sure, so I'll quit before that happens.
Speaker 2: I mean, because I can kind of sort of see
Speaker 2: the future a little bit, right, So it's like this
Speaker 2: guy might have to lose some things before you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, he decides to do something about it.
Speaker 3: Do you think it's hard to close the gap between
Speaker 3: in awareness of because I you know, being aware of
Speaker 3: problems and then mustering the fucking whatever to like actually
Speaker 3: fix them. Where for you, what has been like the
Speaker 3: closing of that gap.
Speaker 2: It's my pain threshold, right in the combination with seeing
Speaker 2: in the future, there's also I'm in pain, right, and
Speaker 2: I can't take a lot. It's not physical pain. I
Speaker 2: can take a lot of physical pain. I can take
Speaker 2: a lot of emotional pain. I just can't take a
Speaker 2: lot of spiritual pain right, this emptiness, right, this hole
Speaker 2: in my God, right, it just I can't live like that.
Speaker 2: I need to fulfill it with you know, my version
Speaker 2: of God. I need to fill it with love from
Speaker 2: my family and my friends and who I'm in a
Speaker 2: relationship with, my sponsor, you know, my therapist.
Speaker 4: I just need the comedy community, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So it's like I just need to fill that with
Speaker 2: healthy things, kind.
Speaker 3: Of talking with talking with Bobby just now, does it
Speaker 3: help you, like when you're kind of like advising somebody
Speaker 3: who you know, maybe you're, as you said, you're dealing
Speaker 3: with the issues you know a little bit better than
Speaker 3: he is at this time, does it like help reinforce
Speaker 3: the things that you're to talk somebody else through a
Speaker 3: similar problem?
Speaker 4: So interesting you say that.
Speaker 2: It's so interesting you say that because yes, that's how
Speaker 2: twelve step groups even started, right It was Bill w
Speaker 2: Right was desperate once he linked up with linked up
Speaker 2: with doctor Bob, who was also an alcoholic, they realized
Speaker 2: by staying together right and then helping like going to
Speaker 2: like insane asylums and hospitals to find other alcoholics and
Speaker 2: just sharing their story. They found that that was the
Speaker 2: key to them having long term sobriety, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. There's just something about, like, you know, getting
Speaker 2: out of yourself and listening to somebody else, right, just
Speaker 2: to be in service, right, So yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I feel like it helps a lot to
Speaker 3: just get out of your own stuff. That's one of
Speaker 3: the things I really liked doing about this podcast is like,
Speaker 3: I feel like I take a vacation from my own
Speaker 3: whatever and dive into other people's stuff. And that's a
Speaker 3: more like it's like a I don't know, getting into
Speaker 3: other people's stuff is just a break from your own.
Speaker 4: But why do you needed to do it as a gecko?
Speaker 3: I like, I like presenting as a Gecko character more
Speaker 3: than I'm like, this is my name is Lyle Dresser
Speaker 3: and this is the Lyle podcast starring me a fucking guy.
Speaker 3: You know, it's more fun.
Speaker 4: But let me ask you please, do.
Speaker 2: You get recognized because you have green face?
Speaker 3: I have a great thing where if I walk out
Speaker 3: in public in the suit, people will be like, oh,
Speaker 3: I've seen you on the thing, I'll see you other thing.
Speaker 3: Can we take a bit and it's wonderful.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 3: And then when I'm not wearing the costume, nothing nothing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I'll be at a I'll perform at a festival
Speaker 3: and I'm in the suit and I'm doing my thing,
Speaker 3: and then I'll walk around the festival grounds and people
Speaker 3: we oh, we're just on. And then later at night
Speaker 3: I'll go back and I'll just walk through the crowd.
Speaker 4: How do you get women?
Speaker 2: Has this ever happened where a woman like you're in
Speaker 2: the Get Go and they you're at a festival and
Speaker 2: girl goes, I think, you know, I'm attracted you this
Speaker 2: and that, and then you took the green off your
Speaker 2: face and took and they're like, yeah, I think it's.
Speaker 3: Uh, probably the the well I've had somebody tell me
Speaker 3: that I really actually don't look the same as the
Speaker 3: g Yeah, you can say whatever you want.
Speaker 4: Lyle the human.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cute as fuck. Ah that means a lot.
Speaker 4: Man, this, I wouldn't suck you off.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't suck me off like this. I would suck
Speaker 3: you off like this. Next caller, aj, aj, what's going
Speaker 3: on with you? How can we get you today?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 9: As your color green for you? My best friend is
Speaker 9: Mary a monster and this weekend and I'm the best
Speaker 9: man at this whole shit show.
Speaker 4: What kind of off chopocabrio lockness? What kind I.
Speaker 9: Wish that'd be easier to deal with? This one has
Speaker 9: two legs and two arms and can talk.
Speaker 3: Yuck, scary? What is it that you don't like about
Speaker 3: this week?
Speaker 4: What don't you like?
Speaker 9: Okay, well, let me give you guys an example. First
Speaker 9: two weeks into their dating, I'm sitting in the car
Speaker 9: with them on a thirteen hour drive down to Disney World.
Speaker 9: And she has never met me. I've never met her
Speaker 9: in my entire life, and she's already accusing me of
Speaker 9: trying to get him to cheat on her while in
Speaker 9: Disney World, because that's obviously what you do when you
Speaker 9: go to Disney World.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, she was trying to get Yeah, she wanted
Speaker 2: to link up with you.
Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying that.
Speaker 3: She accused No No of trying to get his friends
Speaker 3: to cheat on her while at Disney World?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wow? What did you.
Speaker 11: Ask?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 9: Down hill?
Speaker 5: From there?
Speaker 4: Can I ask?
Speaker 3: Can I ask what she felt like? You said that
Speaker 3: was trying to encourage your friend to cheat on her?
Speaker 9: I didn't say anything at all, I didn't instigate anything.
Speaker 9: I sat there quietly the entire car ride, whenever he
Speaker 9: was on the phone with her.
Speaker 2: Would you live up with her if if, if you
Speaker 2: had the opportunity, just I just want to see here?
Speaker 5: Would absolutely not?
Speaker 4: Well, you're not attracted to her physically?
Speaker 9: Absolutely not.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 9: She looks like somebody, uh decided to make it right,
Speaker 9: yournoceros look like a human being?
Speaker 3: Can I can I ask? Can I ask you this? AJ? What?
Speaker 13: All right?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 3: You clearly do not like this person? You're so so?
Speaker 3: So does your friend know that you don't like his
Speaker 3: his fiance?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 9: And what kind of friend would I be if I
Speaker 9: wasn't honest with my friends?
Speaker 3: Okay? And what does your friend have to say? In response?
Speaker 9: He says that I'm taking it out context, things like that,
Speaker 9: But I can. I have two eyes, and I can see,
Speaker 9: and I can see that she is clearly not good
Speaker 9: for him.
Speaker 3: Do you think that she makes him happy?
Speaker 9: I think that he thinks that she makes him happy.
Speaker 2: Boy caught the wedding, mostly because like he boycott the wedding.
Speaker 9: When's the wedding is this Saturday?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Boy caught it? Don't go.
Speaker 9: As the best man? Uh, no, I wish I could.
Speaker 4: Down shut that down. All right.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so you know, it's an interesting thing because
Speaker 3: I've had friends who have girlfriends that I you know,
Speaker 3: I'm like, like, I've seen my friend's girlfriend be like
Speaker 3: mean to him, and I'm like, I don't know, but
Speaker 3: it's not it's what because I'm like, it's not my place.
Speaker 3: But you seem to have a lot of patt you
Speaker 3: really passionately. Do not like this girl.
Speaker 4: And your passion. I like the example ahead example.
Speaker 9: Yes, okay, so how many of your you said you've
Speaker 9: had friends marry other people? Of course, how many of
Speaker 9: those people have had their bachelor party and bachelorette parties
Speaker 9: together in one place at the same time.
Speaker 4: Never that just goes exactly, yeah.
Speaker 9: Exactly exactly. They did this, So you can imagine how
Speaker 9: bad this was going to get what you do.
Speaker 4: There's no strip club, but you guys go to strip club.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 9: No, they She didn't allow that, absolutely not, was not
Speaker 9: going to allow him to do anything without him her
Speaker 9: being him being very close to her the entire time,
Speaker 9: and him doing literally everything that she asked the entire time.
Speaker 9: And still she has a problem with it, Like one
Speaker 9: of the guys ended up drinking a little too much
Speaker 9: and got himself into a little bit of trouble that
Speaker 9: he was fine with in the end, but she decided
Speaker 9: to dress him down in front of all of her
Speaker 9: friends and family, and mostly her entire bridal party is
Speaker 9: her brother, her brothers, and sisters, so even the family
Speaker 9: knows she's a little nuts. And by a little, I
Speaker 9: mean a lot.
Speaker 4: So wow, Yeah, can I tell you a story?
Speaker 9: Dressing him down, saying, oh, you don't make this much money.
Speaker 9: I pay for everything, which isn't true at all.
Speaker 5: She's just dressed.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you a story?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 4: Sure, Okay.
Speaker 2: So years ago I went I used to open up
Speaker 2: for Polly Shore. Do you know who that is?
Speaker 9: Uh No, I'm not familiar.
Speaker 2: Okay, he used to be a nineties comedian. He had
Speaker 2: a bunch of movies. Anyway, I used to open from
Speaker 2: and one time I opened from in not Louisville, Kentucky, Shreveport, Louisiana.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: And each tells me I met this girl I like,
Speaker 2: and I go, okay, whatever, I mean. I'm an opener,
Speaker 2: so what do I give a fuck?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: And so he was on stage and when I went
Speaker 2: to the green room, and I caught her stealing money
Speaker 2: from my wallet. She had my wallet in her hand
Speaker 2: and she's taking money out of my wallet.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: So when Paulie got off the stage, When Paulie got
Speaker 2: off the stage, I ran up to him.
Speaker 4: I go, I go, you're that girl.
Speaker 2: I caught her stealing money, and he goes, I don't care, did,
Speaker 2: She's my girl?
Speaker 4: Right? Yeah, So for the whole weekend, for the whole weekend,
Speaker 4: I had to hang out with her, right, and I
Speaker 4: had to love her because he loves her.
Speaker 5: Geez oh man, that fuck.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Whatever my opinion is, whatever my opinion, and it doesn't
Speaker 2: really matter because as long as you're friend is in
Speaker 2: love with her and likes her and he doesn't have
Speaker 2: a problem, you're just gonna have to support that, bud.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Man, that's what I've.
Speaker 9: Been trying to do, is in this entire time. But man,
Speaker 9: it takes literally everything in me not to like speak
Speaker 9: my mind in front of like all these other people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not good to start rumors and all that.
Speaker 9: So it's just like, no, you know, and I'm not
Speaker 9: I'm not about to start rumors or anything like that.
Speaker 9: It's just I just need a safe place to just
Speaker 9: let this off my chest before this like whole thing happens,
Speaker 9: you know.
Speaker 2: And also if it bothers you and that much and
Speaker 2: affects you, you might have to tell your buddies like,
Speaker 2: I love you and I'm so happy for you, but
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to distance myself a little bit because
Speaker 2: it's like it's ruining me, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: It's like and there's I can't I have to figure
Speaker 2: it out any some time or whatever. It might be
Speaker 2: you but you might have to separate yourself from the
Speaker 2: situation too.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like, uh again, this is like doing
Speaker 3: uh what is it?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Only focusing on things that you can control. And you
Speaker 3: totally cannot control whether or not your friend is in
Speaker 3: love with someone or married to someone. But you can
Speaker 3: control you know, your your emotions about it and whether
Speaker 3: or not and how much if you decide to you
Speaker 3: express those emotions. And at a certain point it does
Speaker 3: become futile to just get so worked up about this,
Speaker 3: And if you're going to decide to do something about
Speaker 3: your worked upness, it's like doing what Bobby said and
Speaker 3: just being like, man, I listen, I I this is
Speaker 3: getting me fucking furious, and I hate feeling like this
Speaker 3: and I just need to distance myself. That's an option.
Speaker 3: But like, do you know, like do something, you know,
Speaker 3: don't just like sit and seethe unproductively.
Speaker 9: Like, yeah, get up and leave the wedding for you
Speaker 9: and other people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah you feel better?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 5: Seriously, Thanks guys.
Speaker 9: I appreciates before all this all this goes down on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Hey, thanks for calling age.
Speaker 5: I Hey, thank you guys.
Speaker 9: I appreciate that I have a great guest interest.
Speaker 4: That's an interesting one.
Speaker 3: That was interesting.
Speaker 4: Do you have any friends that you don't like their
Speaker 4: spouse or their their girlfriends.
Speaker 3: In the past. Yeah, I've had friends who have had
Speaker 3: a girlfriend who I've seen like yell at them or
Speaker 3: something like that, and I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, ah, this is a little yeah.
Speaker 3: But I never I don't like voic it's not I've
Speaker 3: never I've never like said anything to them because this
Speaker 3: is it's never I feel like my place to do
Speaker 3: anything like that. Yeah, unless if I thought, like with
Speaker 3: the wallet thing, with the story you told, what would
Speaker 3: have done? I would have told Yeah, because that's like
Speaker 3: because there's there's I think there's certain situations where you
Speaker 3: look at it and you're like, that was a little
Speaker 3: bit weird, but it's not my place. But someone's like
Speaker 3: if I saw, like if I had a friend who
Speaker 3: had a girlfriend, I saw their girlfriend stealing from him, yeah,
Speaker 3: I would tell him. Or if she like was like
Speaker 3: but she hit him or something like that.
Speaker 4: That you do though, if your friend was like, I
Speaker 4: don't care about he.
Speaker 3: Oh, then I would have if he if I if
Speaker 3: if he was like, yeah, I know she's stilling with me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know she does this. And she said he said
Speaker 3: he didn't care a dude, what what the fuck can
Speaker 3: you do?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What the fuck can you do?
Speaker 2: What sucks about this that story is that she was beautiful.
Speaker 2: She was beautiful, right, and so because she was beautiful,
Speaker 2: he was he's allowing her to be a terrible person,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And it's just like we
Speaker 2: got to get out of that as a society.
Speaker 3: Well that I mean, that's I mean, look, you know
Speaker 3: that's this, that's this This guy. When the guy is
Speaker 3: sitting there doing everything his girlfriend is telling him to
Speaker 3: do at the joint bachelor bachelorette party, he's look, he's
Speaker 3: sitting in a life that he has chosen, that he,
Speaker 3: as an independent human being, has the complete freedom to
Speaker 3: put himself in that situation. Who is his friend or
Speaker 3: any of us to argue that he shouldn't do that.
Speaker 3: I mean, he can think, I can do whatever the
Speaker 3: hell he wants. It's sweet that his friend loves him
Speaker 3: so much that he cares about his wealth being. But
Speaker 3: at the end of the day, you know, you got
Speaker 3: you can't control what other people fucking do. You know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I'm just because I'm just going through a
Speaker 2: thing right now where I know female girls that really
Speaker 2: have no talent, really, but they're making ten times the
Speaker 2: amount of money I am because they're on only fans.
Speaker 4: That's How does that bother you or not?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 4: Ang? Okay, no me either. I guess well like the.
Speaker 3: No no at a if look, if you're attractive and
Speaker 3: people want to pay to see photos of you, then
Speaker 3: fuck that. Do whatever fucking do it? Why not?
Speaker 4: You know? I think you're right? Yeah? Why I don't
Speaker 4: know why it bothers?
Speaker 3: Why? Why? Why do you think about this? You? You
Speaker 3: know what this is? Here's something I've heard a lot.
Speaker 3: I'll just to say, like I've heard guys say like, oh,
Speaker 3: I wish I could do that. You can do that
Speaker 3: if you do if like, if you're a guy and
Speaker 3: you see you couldn't do that.
Speaker 4: No, if you're you couldn't do that.
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on. If you're a guy and you're
Speaker 3: seeing girls make money only fans and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: wish I could take off my clothes and charge, you
Speaker 3: can do you can do that?
Speaker 4: Nothing. Yeah, yes, you can't do it because no one
Speaker 4: will watch it.
Speaker 3: Somebody there is somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're not gonna but you're not gonna make
Speaker 2: as much money as some really hot chick like five
Speaker 2: bucks a month.
Speaker 3: But I but, but but I could do it. I
Speaker 3: could try.
Speaker 2: I could feel on beauty in this country and sexuality
Speaker 2: and all that stuff.
Speaker 4: It's just like, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I just don't.
Speaker 4: I don't like I worked so hard to get here.
Speaker 2: But it's I worked so hard to get I went
Speaker 2: through years of open mic and crawling my way up,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, and going through so much
Speaker 2: fear and rejection and devastation, and then it's like, you know,
Speaker 2: you get to a point where I, oh, I'm finally
Speaker 2: after thirty years, You're like, oh, I'm fucking starting to
Speaker 2: make some money, right, and then you see some girl
Speaker 2: that like, you know what I mean shows Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Sure, but but but I feel like, and you know,
Speaker 3: this is something I'm learning just in general with like
Speaker 3: jealousy and ship is like to I think jealous, I'm
Speaker 3: not jealous. You're not jealous. You're not jealous of people
Speaker 3: who make more money on you by going on, why
Speaker 3: are you angry?
Speaker 4: I'm kidding, I'm fine.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so so this is something I'm trying to
Speaker 3: with my own, Like jealousy and for me is a
Speaker 3: total undeniable product of ungratefulness to me, to me, to me,
Speaker 3: like when I see a guy out there who, like,
Speaker 3: you know, it's I see somebody who has a podcast
Speaker 3: and they seem like they're getting more downloads than me.
Speaker 3: This person's making more money than me, this person's going
Speaker 3: on cooler adventures than me. It's like it's a it's
Speaker 3: a total disdain and disregard for like any cool things
Speaker 3: that I have gotten to do in my life.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, why the fun It doesn't bother me
Speaker 2: because it's they still have a skill set.
Speaker 4: Why does it?
Speaker 3: Why does it? Why does anything about them matter.
Speaker 4: That's true. What does any I learned so much from me?
Speaker 4: Thank you? Next caller, I should have said what I
Speaker 4: just said.
Speaker 3: No, it's okay, man, Let's talk to.
Speaker 4: Some single not is there any single women? Can you
Speaker 4: do that?
Speaker 3: Does anyone want to call in to date Bobby?
Speaker 4: Not date?
Speaker 3: Does anyone want to.
Speaker 4: What I need to change about myself? Maybe to tell
Speaker 4: Bobby what he needs?
Speaker 3: Why do you need to change?
Speaker 2: Why are you changing you into the cologne or like
Speaker 2: you may maybe the shoes I'm wearing or whatever.
Speaker 3: You think it's the shoes or the clones.
Speaker 4: It might be. I don't know.
Speaker 3: People have liked you in the past for who you are.
Speaker 4: Correct, that's true. People in the future will like you
Speaker 4: for here.
Speaker 3: Do you believe in that?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 4: I have to say this. It's harder. It's harder. It's
Speaker 4: harder for me than the next guy.
Speaker 3: Why, okay? Thinking about the would you?
Speaker 4: But okay?
Speaker 3: So? Can I just want like I to be?
Speaker 4: Why are you getting so confrontational?
Speaker 3: I'm not confrontational. I'm we're an aggressive Get go? You
Speaker 3: think I'm an aggressive?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, Well I.
Speaker 3: Feel like because I used to be very I used
Speaker 3: to be very self conscious by being short. You know,
Speaker 3: I like it. I used to be very self conscious
Speaker 3: of making sure and I'm not self conscious there because
Speaker 3: I I was. These are these are the hands that
Speaker 3: I've been to. I'm a short, fat, hairy.
Speaker 4: Understand this is what this is what I got.
Speaker 3: What can I do with what I got?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 4: But guess what?
Speaker 3: Tell me?
Speaker 4: It's still harder for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's other people who it's way.
Speaker 4: Harder for.
Speaker 11: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hello, that nice voice?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, No fucking way, what's going on? I mean,
Speaker 5: I'm nothing. This is just this struck me. I've been
Speaker 5: a big fan of you, Bobby for like super long time,
Speaker 5: lyle love you to death. Watching your streams get me
Speaker 5: through stuff all the time.
Speaker 4: Would you like more?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 3: You can be honest with.
Speaker 5: And you know it. Really that sucks you guys put
Speaker 5: me in this position, you know, but that's life. Uh okay, Bobby,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Like I gotta go with Bobby, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean?
Speaker 4: Of course, Bobby, Bobby, don't please?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: I shouldn't asked, won't You're great? Man?
Speaker 3: Well, I I appreciate that, but of course you have.
Speaker 3: I've been around long you've been around is longer? Yes,
Speaker 3: you've been off lyle.
Speaker 5: If you were on Mad TV in the early two thousands,
Speaker 5: I think you couldn't have done it.
Speaker 3: But you know I couldn't have done it. I didn't.
Speaker 3: I don't have the thing you have, the thing.
Speaker 4: You have the thing? You were just a baby. They
Speaker 4: didn't put babies on that.
Speaker 3: When when did Mad TV come out in the late nineties? Okay,
Speaker 3: I was a baby. Yeah, I was a tiny little baby.
Speaker 2: So what's your name again? Many David? What's do you
Speaker 2: have a question for us?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 5: Yeah? So well, me and my buddy just moved from
Speaker 5: like this tiny, little small with midwestern town in northern
Speaker 5: Michigan to uh to Austin, Texas, just kind of uprooted
Speaker 5: our whole lives there. Love it, yep, and uh. I
Speaker 5: guess my my question for you guys is, like, for
Speaker 5: two guys coming into a city like that, you know,
Speaker 5: what would your what would your advice be for like
Speaker 5: getting out there and getting like into the flow of
Speaker 5: a big city.
Speaker 3: When's the last time you moved from one city to another? Bobby?
Speaker 4: Never have you?
Speaker 3: Never have?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I moved from San Diego to La but only because
Speaker 2: of the fact that because I was following that's my
Speaker 2: show business dream.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But like first of all, are you are you a
Speaker 2: part of any club or group or activity.
Speaker 5: No, No, we're well I mean like we have our
Speaker 5: own like hobbies and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: By the way, to be a give you a hobby,
Speaker 4: Give me a hobby, Give you.
Speaker 5: A hobby, Give you a hobby. Okay, So a hobby
Speaker 5: that I have that I really enjoy is probably like, uh, ship,
Speaker 5: we played a lot of video games, but you can
Speaker 5: video games okay. Yeah. Yeah, so I'd say like I'd say,
Speaker 5: like like listen, finding new music. Probably like I enjoy
Speaker 5: going to jazz clubs and things like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so I would go to a jazz club, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: And then like what I find to be good is
Speaker 2: to be a regular anywhere, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So like like there's a couple of a meetings where
Speaker 2: I'm a regular, There's a couple of comedy clubs where
Speaker 2: I'm a regular, you know what I mean. And when
Speaker 2: you're a regular in a place, you know, I mean,
Speaker 2: you get to know the people around you, right, so
Speaker 2: they'll go hey, right, you know, they'll go, hey, David's back,
Speaker 2: David's back. You know what I mean and then like, wait,
Speaker 2: maybe a waitress to go. Oh, David, so I see
Speaker 2: you here often?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: You like jazz. Let's just I'm the girl. Respond no,
Speaker 2: just respond to me like you're David and I'm the girl. Right,
Speaker 2: So I'm at We're at a jazz club, right, Hey, David,
Speaker 2: your name.
Speaker 4: Is David, right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, my name is David.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, you like jazz?
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, actually I actually love jazz. Like, what's your
Speaker 5: favorite artist?
Speaker 4: I love?
Speaker 5: I love Minga? So you know like these you ever?
Speaker 4: I mean I like Mingas too.
Speaker 3: This is really cute.
Speaker 5: You kind of look like him actually a little bit.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, bro, David, David, I'm not a
Speaker 2: Korean dude. I'm a white girl in the in the
Speaker 2: in the scene, I'm not. I'm not Bobby Ly, a
Speaker 2: fat Korean guy.
Speaker 4: Right so oh okay yeah yeah, so just imagine I'm
Speaker 4: a white girl, you know what I mean? A hot girl?
Speaker 4: Oh so okay, okay, So I like Mingas too. I
Speaker 4: like Mingas too. I like Mingus too.
Speaker 3: Who is Mingus?
Speaker 5: Charles Minga's like he's a huge.
Speaker 3: Yeah I'm not here, I'm omnipotently watching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and see what anyway, let's fuck the role play.
Speaker 2: So basically that will happen. You'll know you'll develop a
Speaker 2: relationship with this girl.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, okay, okay, cool? Cool?
Speaker 3: Do you feel? Do you feel? Do you feel better now?
Speaker 3: Do you feel ready to go out? Are you go tonight?
Speaker 3: What time is it in Austin right now? It's like
Speaker 3: three or something, right like, yeah, tonight? What are you
Speaker 3: doing tonight?
Speaker 5: Nothing? I probably should. We just moved down here so
Speaker 5: we don't have we don't have jobs yet, so you've
Speaker 5: been trying to stay inside and conserve money a little bit.
Speaker 4: But oh so so there a how old are you, David?
Speaker 5: Twenty four?
Speaker 4: Okay, so here's a dal dude. Let me, I'm going
Speaker 4: to tell you to be honest.
Speaker 2: At twenty four, you know, right now, that's an age
Speaker 2: where you're trying to figure out what do I want
Speaker 2: to do here? You know, I want to be able
Speaker 2: to find a job that I love, right, and I
Speaker 2: want I need to get on my feet finance, right,
Speaker 2: you know, what are my dreams?
Speaker 4: All?
Speaker 2: That's figuring that stuff out right, you know, I mean going
Speaker 2: out and mingling and trying to get a This is
Speaker 2: just who I am at that age. At twenty, I
Speaker 2: was a gung ho about hitting open mics and like,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, trying to get better at
Speaker 2: what I'm doing.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: So it's like, I don't know, man, Like I said
Speaker 2: to the lady before, my thirties and forties were the
Speaker 2: best years of my life. I mean where I was,
Speaker 2: I had a little money, you know, I mean, I
Speaker 2: had great girlfriends, I could travel, you know, I mean
Speaker 2: all that's The twenties were my dark years. Those are
Speaker 2: the years not for you. You fuck but you don't
Speaker 2: think he's a chilling it. But my point is that,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, maybe your forties are gonna
Speaker 2: be bad.
Speaker 3: They could be really bad, worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But my point is is that generally these are
Speaker 2: the years to fucking hustle.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, one hundred.
Speaker 4: Do that first.
Speaker 5: I feel a lot better they yeah. Yeah, No, just like,
Speaker 5: focus on what I'm going to be. You're saying, so
Speaker 5: you're saying I should be a comedian. I should I
Speaker 5: should start?
Speaker 4: Uh, what is your dream?
Speaker 5: Maybe?
Speaker 4: What is your dream, David?
Speaker 5: Maybe like surpass you. Honestly, my dream is some some
Speaker 5: sort of entertainment. I just want to be in the
Speaker 5: entertainment scene, whether that be music, comedy, acting, anything like that.
Speaker 2: Here's what you do, dude, I just had a gut instinct.
Speaker 2: Please search out Adam Egitt.
Speaker 5: Adam Egitt.
Speaker 4: He lives in Austin, he does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so Joe Rogan flew him out from LA
Speaker 2: to run his comedy club.
Speaker 3: Oh he runs.
Speaker 2: So Joe Rogan has a new comedy club opening up
Speaker 2: I think in January.
Speaker 4: Right, So this is what I want you to do.
Speaker 2: I want you to go to the comedy club, right,
Speaker 2: and go to Adam he's the manager the.
Speaker 4: Right and go. Bobby Lee sent me. He said, you
Speaker 4: can get me a job. Dude.
Speaker 5: That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Right, and then you're gonna work at that new comedy club.
Speaker 2: And then I'll headline down and then you'll come over
Speaker 2: and then you'll come up to me and.
Speaker 4: Go, I got a job because of you. Right, and
Speaker 4: then I'm going to take you into a little room
Speaker 4: and we're gonna do some.
Speaker 3: Stuff, exciting, exciting things ahead for you to but.
Speaker 5: Yeah, cool, cool, all right.
Speaker 4: That's awesome, Adam has.
Speaker 5: I'll see you until next time.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 8: Guys.
Speaker 3: You know it's funny about I don't I don't know Adam,
Speaker 3: but I always wonder, like, are people in real life
Speaker 3: mean to him? Because they've seen people be mean to
Speaker 3: him on the Normal Nor McDonald's show.
Speaker 4: Oh do you know Adam?
Speaker 3: I know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know who.
Speaker 2: I think people are afraid of him really, yeah, because
Speaker 2: he's he did Norms podcast because they were good friends.
Speaker 2: But Adam is a talent booker. Yeah, right, So every
Speaker 2: comic in Austin is gonna want to get on his
Speaker 2: good side. Every city has.
Speaker 4: One of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, Like you know, in San Francisco there's
Speaker 2: a woman named Mollie who runs the punchline and she's
Speaker 2: the person that you got to just get passed to
Speaker 2: become a comic. So Adam is gonna be that in Austin.
Speaker 2: So he's not gonna he might. He's gonna have hater
Speaker 2: as a for sure.
Speaker 3: Not even hater's just people who are like I mean,
Speaker 3: the vibe of Norm McDonald live is just like relentless
Speaker 3: shitting on him. And I've people I have bad blurring
Speaker 3: the lines between like on screen person or whatever. I get.
Speaker 3: I feel like it would be more fans. I guess
Speaker 3: it would just be like hey, fucking yeah. But he's
Speaker 3: also but you have to understand that, you know, in
Speaker 3: the comedy world. Yeah, he's got power, Yeah, definitely, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean so he's got big allies too, like Rogan
Speaker 2: On these guys and they were I love him like
Speaker 2: I would lay my life down for him.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you, do you are you enjoying doing
Speaker 3: stand up comedy in this current phase of your life
Speaker 3: more than before? Are you enjoying?
Speaker 4: Is it like because I never enjoyed it?
Speaker 3: You never enjoyed it? Really?
Speaker 4: I just do it?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Have you been serious?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: A joy is that it's not like you know, I'd
Speaker 2: rather fuck, would rather fuck? Yeah, I mean that's joy.
Speaker 3: So like you're telling me that if you had the
Speaker 3: option to do absolutely nothing but sit around and fuck
Speaker 3: all day and that.
Speaker 2: Was your life, I think I would get tired of it.
Speaker 2: But I think right now I would say yeah, but
Speaker 2: because I think I do stand up to Fox, you do.
Speaker 3: Stand up too Fu?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so I have to do it to Fu.
Speaker 3: Has that been true for your entire career?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hmm, I couldn't get anything before.
Speaker 3: Why do you do podcasts?
Speaker 4: The fuck you?
Speaker 3: How how long? How how long? How long were you
Speaker 3: with your girlfriend for ten years? Ten years? So why
Speaker 3: were you doing stand up in that time if you
Speaker 3: had a girlfriend.
Speaker 4: That's true, You're smart, you know. I love it. You're right.
Speaker 2: Here's why I love it though. Yeah, I don't necessarily
Speaker 2: like going on the road, right. I like going to
Speaker 2: the clubs, like I have a show. I think tonight
Speaker 2: at the store, I do the Comedy Store. And I
Speaker 2: think the reason why I like it is because number One,
Speaker 2: I'll see my friends. Number Two, I like performing where
Speaker 2: there's no pressure. Sure, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: And then it's just it's like going to like in cheers,
Speaker 4: you know that. You know, yeah, dude, And I was
Speaker 4: telling David that I go going to that jazz club.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying is it's like going to comedy
Speaker 2: clubs and stuff and performing in La especially, it's like
Speaker 2: meeting my old friends. I'll see Harlan Williams, Ornie Adams,
Speaker 2: you know, Anthony Jazzlneck, these type of guys, even the
Speaker 2: with Whitney Cummings, whoever it might be, Ali Wong, I
Speaker 2: hug them, we hug house lying what's going on.
Speaker 4: So it's like it's a part of all that as well. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, it's a great way to make for it. I
Speaker 3: I did stand up for like five years and then
Speaker 3: I quit because I just fucking couldn't hack it. But like,
Speaker 3: it's a great community. I mean, you know, people complain
Speaker 3: a lot about like they talk about a lot a
Speaker 3: lot about how it's hard to make friends as an
Speaker 3: adult comedian. Comedians don't have that problem at all because
Speaker 3: they just have a built in network of people that
Speaker 3: you're around all the time. There are people I don't like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, you want to name them, but there are
Speaker 3: people that if I saw them, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go this way. Really, Yeah, have you or
Speaker 3: do you keep a lot of grudges?
Speaker 4: Do I hold grudges?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you.
Speaker 2: No, Well, nobody's you think so, I think because in
Speaker 2: the Korean culture, there's a lot of revenge movies that
Speaker 2: Korean has, you know what I mean, there's a you know, and.
Speaker 4: I just think that it's just a part of our culture.
Speaker 2: I just it's it's not like I lash out and
Speaker 2: get revenge, but I do do revenge fantasies, which is
Speaker 2: not that healthy.
Speaker 3: What's the have you ever enacted revenge on somebody? What
Speaker 3: what's what's that story?
Speaker 4: You know? You because they don't know that he didn't
Speaker 4: revenge okay, you know I mean like ninja revee.
Speaker 3: Ninja Okay, so they don't know. Let me ask you
Speaker 3: this is did you plant a seed of something? And
Speaker 3: like in ten years from now, they'll they will know you, like,
Speaker 3: did you like put some kind of poison?
Speaker 4: It's like this. It's like this the kind of revenge.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 8: It's like.
Speaker 2: If somebody, like early on in my career says you
Speaker 2: don't have talent or you know what I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to help you. It gives me motivation to
Speaker 2: prove them wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I always do. And then I'll always go
Speaker 4: back to that person.
Speaker 2: I won't say it, yeah right, I'll just give them
Speaker 2: a look like and they'll look up and they'll go
Speaker 2: and I'll just walk a.
Speaker 3: Lot on that of like.
Speaker 4: It doesn't relieve you wrong, No, it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 4: It doesn't feel good. Next question, I have done.
Speaker 3: Let's talk to guinny. We have We've done about an hour.
Speaker 4: And forty and what did I say? I how long
Speaker 4: you said you were?
Speaker 3: Let me ask you how long did I say I
Speaker 3: was gonna do though you said you were going to
Speaker 3: go until one thirty and it's currently one thirty four. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll do a little long keep going a little longer.
Speaker 4: I love you, that's why.
Speaker 3: Oh thanks.
Speaker 4: I think we have a good vibe.
Speaker 3: I think so too, and having a lot of fun. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it feels like it. Yeah, time pass when you're having.
Speaker 2: The reason why I said this is we're gonna get
Speaker 2: get back to what's your name, k K jinny, We'll
Speaker 2: get we'll get back to it for a second.
Speaker 3: You know. I know why you said that, because it's
Speaker 3: like a it's a but in case if it doesn't
Speaker 3: go well, you want to I didn't think it.
Speaker 4: Was gonna go well understandable putting green makeup. I was like,
Speaker 4: this is no understandable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well of course understand.
Speaker 4: Yeah. What's up? I yeah, what's up?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 13: You know, just just waiting for you guys.
Speaker 4: So what's going on? You have a problem?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 10: So my boyfriend and I we It wasn't like an
Speaker 10: argument or anything. It was just more of a discussion
Speaker 10: and he had airs some concerns about me being on
Speaker 10: the internet, like way too much and like just to
Speaker 10: get some backstory. I do list from home, so I
Speaker 10: have like a shitload of free time and I just
Speaker 10: spend it like with my phone on in the background,
Speaker 10: just kind of working. So I do watch like a
Speaker 10: fair amount of like YouTube, Twitch everything like that, And like,
Speaker 10: I see where he's coming from, you know what I mean,
Speaker 10: Like I don't think that he's totally wrong, but at
Speaker 10: the same time, it's kind of like I don't want
Speaker 10: to be told what to do.
Speaker 3: You know, does him telling you that you're on the
Speaker 3: internet too much make you go, you know, fuck you.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be told what to do. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna use the Internet even more, you know.
Speaker 10: Because that's the thing.
Speaker 3: I do love him very much, and I know that what.
Speaker 10: He's saying comes out of like concerns because he loves
Speaker 10: me too. We've been together a really, really long time,
Speaker 10: so I've kind of gotten over that whole like retali
Speaker 10: or retaliatory phase where now I can be like, Okay,
Speaker 10: we're grown up.
Speaker 11: I get where you're coming from.
Speaker 10: So it doesn't make me want to use it more,
Speaker 10: but it does kind of makes me feel weird when
Speaker 10: I use the Internet at all, because it's like, like
Speaker 10: I don't want to be the shitty person there, you know.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 2: Using gadgets and watching the Internet and doing all these things,
Speaker 2: it takes away from you being present. I think that's
Speaker 2: his concern, and you have to be mindful about when
Speaker 2: he's around to really be present with him. And so
Speaker 2: that like if you're doing gadgets and this and that,
Speaker 2: and he wants to connect with you, right, I mean
Speaker 2: I think that that's probably and if he's saying something,
Speaker 2: I think that's probably what he's feeling. You know, he
Speaker 2: might not be able to articulate it, but it's like
Speaker 2: I think that's what it is. It's like, you know,
Speaker 2: people want to be you know, and I know why
Speaker 2: I do it. You know, like I watch porn and
Speaker 2: I'll watch like Game of Thrones porn, and I'll be
Speaker 2: on my Xbox all at the same time. It's because
Speaker 2: I don't want to feel I don't want to be here,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I'm just trying to distract myself.
Speaker 2: It's really going on and right, so it's like maybe
Speaker 2: it's time to maybe put away your gadgets for a month, right,
Speaker 2: and just to be with yourself to see what's really
Speaker 2: going on and to figure that out.
Speaker 3: Do you do you to that point, do you feel
Speaker 3: like there's anything that you're like, you know, escaping from
Speaker 3: or distracting yourself from with with all the online use.
Speaker 10: That is so funny that you guys say that, because
Speaker 10: and it started off as a joke, but now that
Speaker 10: you guys explain it, I understand that it's probably a
Speaker 10: bit more serious. He goes to the flea market every weekend,
Speaker 10: and in all honesty, he goes super duper early. There's
Speaker 10: almost nobody ever there, but he just likes to walk
Speaker 10: around and be with the people.
Speaker 11: And stuff like that.
Speaker 10: And I do have a tendency to be like, nah,
Speaker 10: I got stuff to do, and then do a little
Speaker 10: bit of tours and then just watch a shitload of YouTube.
Speaker 10: So honestly, like you guys are really just salad. And
Speaker 10: that's not really something considered until you brought it up.
Speaker 3: Go to the flea market and leave your you ever
Speaker 3: go out and just leave your phone completely at home?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, that's like Terri, No, you should
Speaker 3: do if you should, you should you should give that
Speaker 3: a try.
Speaker 4: I try.
Speaker 3: I try to do that every at least, you know,
Speaker 3: every once in a while.
Speaker 2: Just got even, like right now, I left my phone
Speaker 2: in the green room because if it was sitting here,
Speaker 2: I would not be present.
Speaker 4: I mean, I would still be doing it. But yeah,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So it's like I try to like when I'm working
Speaker 2: right or I need to be focused and I need
Speaker 2: to be present no gadgets around.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, gosh, I'm gonna have to try it. I'm
Speaker 10: gonna have to because that's a scary, scary feeling right
Speaker 10: off the bat. And that's how I know, like, Okay,
Speaker 10: maybe I do need.
Speaker 4: To do it then, But what are you scared?
Speaker 2: I mean, when you're if you leave your phone, what
Speaker 2: are you scared about? Are you scared that you're going
Speaker 2: to miss a call or a message? Or is it
Speaker 2: because you can't look at Twitter and Instagram?
Speaker 10: And honestly, and if I'm be because you know, if
Speaker 10: I'm being honest, it's probably a decent mix because a
Speaker 10: certain part of me is so used to being accessible
Speaker 10: that I'm like, the moment that I'm not, I get
Speaker 10: like really nervous. But at the same time, it is
Speaker 10: kind of like one of those luxuries that you kind
Speaker 10: of look and don't think of when you can just
Speaker 10: look up anything at any given.
Speaker 8: Moment or you know, distract yourself from the conversation.
Speaker 10: So honestly, like I said, I'm I'm gonna have to
Speaker 10: do it because that sounds like a really good idea,
Speaker 10: and do it.
Speaker 4: For a month.
Speaker 3: That could be.
Speaker 10: That could be just leave my phone and like just
Speaker 10: at home and just run my errands.
Speaker 3: Without That's where they fucking get you, is like you
Speaker 3: you need You're like, oh I need my maps, Oh
Speaker 3: I need my grocery list. You Like, That's where they
Speaker 3: fucking get you as you have stuff that you genuinely
Speaker 3: kind of do need or like I need to But
Speaker 3: then it comes with all.
Speaker 4: This other shit. They're enslaving us. Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 4: We're we're in.
Speaker 2: We're a slave to it, and we're not really fully
Speaker 2: living and feeling and enjoying and being present.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, I went to the last rehab
Speaker 2: I went to. They wouldn't let my phone. I couldn't
Speaker 2: have my phone for months. And that one day, and
Speaker 2: this is a really real story. One day I was
Speaker 2: out in front of this building, right and they had
Speaker 2: this weird bush with these red flowers on it, and
Speaker 2: there was these two ants that were fighting to get
Speaker 2: onto one of the leaves, and I sat there and
Speaker 2: I observed that happening. I also was observing how the
Speaker 2: flower looked in terms of the colors and then the
Speaker 2: vibrancy of it all, and I realized.
Speaker 4: I just I would have missed. I missed this. I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm a slave to all this stuff, and I miss
Speaker 4: life going on around me, you know, I mean.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 3: Go to the flea market, Jenny, I go to the
Speaker 3: flea market. Don't bring your phone, and just like, look
Speaker 3: at when you're walking with your boy, really look at
Speaker 3: his face and his eyes. When there's like a pattern
Speaker 3: on a shirt, just like, stare at the pattern and
Speaker 3: get really into that.
Speaker 2: Like or just look at the sky. Sometimes I look
Speaker 2: at the sky and I'm in wonder right, the mystery
Speaker 2: of life. Like there's galaxies and you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: And we're on this floating rock and crazy look at
Speaker 2: all these buildings that human being has made and all
Speaker 2: these cars, and look at what I'm a hard of.
Speaker 2: This is insane, this is you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I'm a part of this huge thing, but we miss
Speaker 2: it all because we're on some fucking Instagram thing, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Or TikTok.
Speaker 3: You ever catch yourself like watching Instagram stories of people
Speaker 3: that you you fucking like went to high school with
Speaker 3: and talked to once, and you're like, why am I
Speaker 3: doing this when there's stuff everywhere?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I definitely have, like especially like with the TikTok
Speaker 10: and stuff. And honestly, to Bobby's point, I don't think
Speaker 10: I've had one of those moments is just pure like
Speaker 10: in the now at least five years, maybe even ten's.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's crazy, Like.
Speaker 10: When I actually think about the last time that I
Speaker 10: sat down and just like took a deep breath in
Speaker 10: and just had that moment, It's it's been a while.
Speaker 13: It's been a long while.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: When I was a kid in my early twenties, I
Speaker 2: had this a a spams Her, and he was this
Speaker 2: old Korean man and every year, for three weeks we
Speaker 2: would go to a monastery. But in this monster you
Speaker 2: had to sleep there, and in this monastery you couldn't
Speaker 2: talk right, And those were the happiest moments of my life.
Speaker 4: No phone back in then.
Speaker 2: That was back in the early nineties because there was
Speaker 2: no cell phones back there anyway. But it's like you
Speaker 2: couldn't talk and you had just had to meditate and
Speaker 2: eat and be in the moment and to observe life
Speaker 2: around you in this garden or whatever, and it's just
Speaker 2: a peaceful It's the most peace I've ever felt.
Speaker 3: When you first got there and you were like easing
Speaker 3: into was there like a lot of it.
Speaker 4: It was really hard. It was like a lot of
Speaker 4: anxiety and this and that.
Speaker 2: But it was like after a couple of days, I
Speaker 2: just got into the groove of it, you know, and
Speaker 2: it's like, I don't know, man, don't miss out on life, buddy.
Speaker 3: Jenny, go get yourself one of those. Thank you for calling.
Speaker 8: Thanks so much, real quick for me.
Speaker 10: My boyfriend absolutely loved you the back Friends podcast.
Speaker 6: You guys agree, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Tell them I love them, lady Jenny.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's so hard to get past that, like the
Speaker 3: initial fucking resistance of like boredom that you feel when
Speaker 3: you're just not doing anything. A minute of not doing
Speaker 3: anything feels like so long, it's like going to turn ah.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 3: That was a good callback.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: How are you feeling?
Speaker 8: I know?
Speaker 4: We uh, I did longer than I thought I was
Speaker 4: did longer than you thought you good enough time or
Speaker 4: I'll go the thing. I'll go, follow you go.
Speaker 3: I mean I've gone with people for like three and
Speaker 3: a half hours. Why not I don't I don't have
Speaker 3: anything else to do? Yeah, yeah, what we do.
Speaker 4: I'll make you a deal. Yes, sure, we do. One
Speaker 4: more caller, let's do it and then I'm done. Perfect,
Speaker 4: I'm leaving. Let's do it.
Speaker 3: Okay, where are you gonna go?
Speaker 4: You have to tell me if you don't I have
Speaker 4: an eating Okay you want to eat?
Speaker 9: Or no?
Speaker 4: Yeah you do? Do you know places around here?
Speaker 3: We can find one.
Speaker 4: Where do you eat around here? Do you have?
Speaker 3: How long have you lived in La four?
Speaker 4: But this is a specific area. This is not this
Speaker 4: is the West side.
Speaker 3: My phone knows a place I don't go to, Like
Speaker 3: I don't go to this Panda Express that's where you
Speaker 3: eats Pan Express.
Speaker 4: I might not commit to it. I don't know.
Speaker 3: You don't have to commit to Let's finish you. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: stick a phone call? Hello?
Speaker 4: What's up? Hey?
Speaker 3: Is this Brie?
Speaker 13: Yeah, dude, it is GK.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is GEK and Bobby and uh we're two
Speaker 3: geckos and we're hanging out in the sky. Geckos just
Speaker 3: hanging out in the sky and we're living, and we're
Speaker 3: we're starting out with you.
Speaker 13: I am so honored that I have the last call.
Speaker 13: Well maybe the last call.
Speaker 3: It is, it is the last last, the last one.
Speaker 13: Fuck yeah, that's so awesome.
Speaker 4: Make it good, make a good break.
Speaker 13: Okay, okay. Well, so here's the thing. Your tongue knows
Speaker 13: what fucking everything feels like. Any object that you look at,
Speaker 13: your tongue is like, yeah.
Speaker 6: You know what it is.
Speaker 13: Isn't that crazy.
Speaker 4: My specific tongue or only yours.
Speaker 13: Everyone's tongue, I think, well at least nine.
Speaker 3: So you're saying that our tongues know what an object
Speaker 3: tastes like just by looking at it.
Speaker 2: No, it feels like all right, So if I see
Speaker 2: whale ship on the side of the beach, my tongue
Speaker 2: would know what that whale ship would feel like.
Speaker 13: I mean, think about it, does it?
Speaker 3: No? I don't have to I have to go and
Speaker 3: taste the whale ship. No, I'm never tastes a whale ship.
Speaker 3: I have to ask you, where is this? Where is this?
Speaker 3: Where's your source on this information? I think I know
Speaker 3: what you're saying. What you're saying saying that your your redit,
Speaker 3: like if ice, that's where you get all the information.
Speaker 2: I think what you're saying is is that if you
Speaker 2: look at whale ship, you know what pudding tastes like,
Speaker 2: and that looks like pudding, so you make your mind
Speaker 2: just makes a connection.
Speaker 3: Uh so, but then that would be wrong, right because
Speaker 3: it doesn't taste like putting it tasts like whale ship.
Speaker 13: So like think about like, okay, so everybody knows what
Speaker 13: the bottom of a van's shoe looks like, right, like
Speaker 13: it has like those little.
Speaker 4: Square shoe Yeah.
Speaker 13: Yah, yeah, I feel like the tip of your tongue
Speaker 13: can like visualize, like it can like feel what that
Speaker 13: would feel like.
Speaker 3: Well, I can imagine what the bottom of a van's
Speaker 3: shoe feels like. But that's only because I have licked
Speaker 3: one before.
Speaker 4: Me too, I do it all the time, you really? Yeah?
Speaker 13: I mean yeah, I think like every thirteen year old
Speaker 13: has licked the bottom of the shoe, don't they?
Speaker 3: I mean, have you have you looked on before?
Speaker 4: Bree?
Speaker 3: Don't they look kind of uh look waff when I.
Speaker 13: Was when I was younger. I mean, it's like one
Speaker 13: of those universal things that I feel like everybody's just done.
Speaker 4: But I think she's right because I never tasted my
Speaker 4: own com Yeah, but I had. I think I know
Speaker 4: what it takes.
Speaker 3: But you've you felt your own com like in your
Speaker 3: own body but my tongue.
Speaker 4: No, it's not the best task.
Speaker 3: How would you know? You never taste it? Breeze correct,
Speaker 3: because you can bring anything else interesting you've read on Reddit,
Speaker 3: Reddit before we go, before we get.
Speaker 13: Moves now, not that I can think of.
Speaker 4: I love you guys, dude, Thank you, Bri.
Speaker 2: I think I feel like you brought up this reddit thing, right,
Speaker 2: but there's other things going on. You just sound like
Speaker 2: somebody that has a lot of other things going on,
Speaker 2: but you use these little superficial things as a conversation
Speaker 2: piece to hide what's really going on.
Speaker 3: We'll give you the opportunities. There is there a deeper
Speaker 3: thing that you want to talk about before we go, Brie?
Speaker 3: Or is it just the the taste thing.
Speaker 13: I'm I'm pretty entranced by this whole punk thing. I
Speaker 13: mean honestly, like we can talk about anything else really, but.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you some questions. I can ask you
Speaker 4: some questions, breathe though. How old are you?
Speaker 13: I'm twenty eight?
Speaker 4: Do you have a are you boyfriend, girlfriend? What do
Speaker 4: you have?
Speaker 13: I have a husband. His name is Jackson, also loves you.
Speaker 3: Do you know what you're talking about? You're talking about Bobby.
Speaker 3: Does he like getck go or Bobby?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: Both?
Speaker 13: But he's he's watched Bad Friends forever. He loves you
Speaker 13: an Andrew to Oh cool?
Speaker 4: Awesome? So is that relationship going good?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'd like to say we're pretty happy. I mean
Speaker 13: he's kind of you know, he can be a turd sometimes,
Speaker 13: but I think everybody can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you have children?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: Fuck? Now?
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, good to talk to you.
Speaker 3: I feel like Kurt, you know, it's you're hitting on
Speaker 3: Brea right now, but I feel like her husband would
Speaker 3: be interested in you as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not sexually probably. Well, so what you're saying to
Speaker 2: me right now? You're Jackson your husband?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 4: If if I said to him, like, what town do
Speaker 4: you live in?
Speaker 13: I live in a place called Port Townsend in Washington.
Speaker 2: All right, So if I'm in Port Town, right and
Speaker 2: I go, hey, Jackson, I'm at you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: the High End.
Speaker 4: I'm in room three oh three. You think he would
Speaker 4: come up.
Speaker 13: I think he'd go gay for you for sure.
Speaker 4: And then would you let me? I just want to
Speaker 4: because I'm not gay, But let me can I just
Speaker 4: ask him that? Right?
Speaker 2: What you know about Jackson? If I said, hey, I
Speaker 2: don't have any condoms, you think he would let me
Speaker 2: raw dog?
Speaker 6: Oh for sure?
Speaker 2: Okay, what you know about Jackson? If I whispered in
Speaker 2: a ziar should do it on your back?
Speaker 6: I think so.
Speaker 13: I think I think he'd be pretty into you, Bobby.
Speaker 13: I think he would definitely come to your room. He'd
Speaker 13: probably even brings flowers.
Speaker 4: Wow, I don't like cuddling, so that's out.
Speaker 3: Does Jackson like cuddling?
Speaker 13: No, you don't have to cuddle them. He's a right cuddler.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let me ask you this. If jack he said
Speaker 4: to you, do you want to watch what you watch?
Speaker 13: Oh? For sure I would film it if if that
Speaker 13: was allowed.
Speaker 4: I don't want to film. I don't. I don't need
Speaker 4: problems on the internet.
Speaker 3: Film that you could put on only achieve your dreamy.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay, good, so that's true. To work something out.
Speaker 3: What town is this again?
Speaker 10: Hell?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Yeah, Port townsends. Do they have a high townsend?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 13: But we do have a man Resa Castle and it's haunted.
Speaker 13: It's like super haunted like castle. I live in a
Speaker 13: Victorian town.
Speaker 4: Wow, we'll do that.
Speaker 3: You Bobby, your husband, and some ghosts and Lyle. I'll
Speaker 3: show up.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I won't like to do anything, but.
Speaker 4: I'll Yeah, you'll sit next to Brie.
Speaker 3: I'll sit next to bre We can make polite conversations.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, don't laugh though it'll throw me.
Speaker 7: Like that.
Speaker 3: Is there anything else you want to say to the
Speaker 3: people of the computer.
Speaker 4: Before we go? Just uh, just party on, dude, party
Speaker 4: on Brie. Thank you Bret before we and I would
Speaker 4: like to say I'd be willing to do this again
Speaker 4: one day.
Speaker 3: Yay.
Speaker 4: Do you have regulars or no? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Come on back.
Speaker 4: You've had people on.
Speaker 3: Never, I've never had anyone do it more than once. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but then I don't want to do it. Okay, do
Speaker 3: you would you? Would you do it if you were
Speaker 3: the third person to do it more than once?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I'll have to other people do because
Speaker 3: I don't want people to go Why do you have
Speaker 3: that guy on again? And I'll have all right, I'll
Speaker 3: make sure that I have at least two other people
Speaker 3: on for.
Speaker 4: I also want next time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you didn't put the green on
Speaker 2: my eyes because you want people to think, no that
Speaker 2: I was Korean. No, no, it was a racial thing
Speaker 2: you No, no, no, it was why did you put
Speaker 2: green around my eyes?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 4: My how do my eyes look fully green? Okay?
Speaker 3: You know what it was? I actually looked just right
Speaker 3: before we started. Yeah, your eyes they weren't that green.
Speaker 3: And I was gonna go downstairs and get more paint.
Speaker 4: Like, you're way more greener than I am.
Speaker 3: My body kind of your faces, my face knows how
Speaker 3: to my like cellular structure and the paint have kind
Speaker 3: of gotten to know each other very well. Okay, good,
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me, of course, anything you want to
Speaker 3: plug or say or I have two podcasts, Tiger Belly,
Speaker 3: Bad Friends, and I guess you can see me on
Speaker 3: this season's Reservation Dog that's on Fax.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 3: Thanks for not canceling doing this.
Speaker 4: Goes on the line, taking its own calls every night.
Speaker 4: Every beancon goes to his Eye's teaching.
Speaker 8: You loud in the Made Life.
Speaker 11: Money's not really an expert.