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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's teamed up with a local

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Speaker 1: pest control company to offer discounted exotic meats.

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Speaker 2: It's called Exterminate and Marinate.

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Speaker 1: The only place where you can buy a twenty ounce

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Speaker 1: possum steak for just thirty five cents.

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Speaker 2: That's a good deal. I have a squirrel soupers. We

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Speaker 2: have been dying to track. Submit it now to laser stories.

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Speaker 1: We're stragmented where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: There's other baby back rat ribs.

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Speaker 1: Just don't at.

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Speaker 2: First lazer stories out of organs.

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Speaker 1: Normally, ambulance chasing has negative connotations for lawyers, but in

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Speaker 1: this case it could be a good thing. I say

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Speaker 1: that because a law firm and organ has filed a

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Speaker 1: lawsuit on behalf of a seventy one year old man

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Speaker 1: named William Hosch who was riding his bike a couple

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Speaker 1: of years ago when an ambulance crashed into him after

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Speaker 1: turning into his half. Now, thankfully it was an ambulance,

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Speaker 1: so emt scooped William up and rushed him right to

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Speaker 1: the hospital.

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Speaker 2: Did they ask the other patient to scoot over.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you gotta share that, Ben, And that's where he

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Speaker 1: made a close to full recovery.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't sit right with me, But okay, I'm mostly full,

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 1: But then a few months later, surprisingly, the ambulance company

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Speaker 1: billed him more than one thousand, eight hundred dollars for

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Speaker 1: the ride out.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, because you can't did the damage.

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Speaker 1: You can't run someone over and then take him to

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Speaker 1: the hospital and build them later for it.

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Speaker 2: No, No, that goes back to the if you break it,

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Speaker 2: you buy it. Yeah, you know Mont.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, that isn't the only bill that he's dealing with.

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Speaker 1: He says he's racked up forty seven thousand dollars in

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Speaker 1: medical expenses and expects another fifty grand of costs in future.

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Speaker 1: Relating to that that is so expensive.

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Speaker 2: It just got really upsetting.

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Speaker 1: Will and his lawyers have filed a million dollar lawsuit

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Speaker 1: against the ambulance provider.

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Speaker 2: So far, Yeah, not responded. Oh okay, they'll just write

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Speaker 2: him a check.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: This next leisure story is out of ballot Box. Bistro

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Speaker 2: is a cafe.

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Speaker 1: It turns out one of the biggest winners of election

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Speaker 1: night wasn't a politician or a policy It was a

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Speaker 1: thirty second commercial of just Silence.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I loved it. I watched it and I was

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Speaker 2: so happy for this commercial. Were you wanting silence right there, Jeff?

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Speaker 2: Right after I was hoping with the crickets? Did you

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Speaker 2: talk all the way through the commercial?

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Speaker 1: Say? I'm like, thank you, thank you call the call

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Speaker 1: I think for being so quiet, because because when I

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Speaker 1: talked to the GV and the debates are talking back

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Speaker 1: to me. Jeff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an interactive experience and you could actually hear yourself.

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Speaker 2: Thank you the ad. I don't think that was the

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Speaker 2: point if you missed it.

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Speaker 1: The ad was for the Calm, Meditation and Mindfulness app,

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Speaker 1: which appeared on multiple networks including CNN and ABC.

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Speaker 2: It was a simple swirling blue.

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Speaker 1: Background and just a few words that said, we bought

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Speaker 1: this ad space to give you thirty seconds of silence.

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Speaker 2: Yep, just silence you It hit so hard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and after a while the words you're welcome came up,

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Speaker 1: followed by the Calm app logo and you know what,

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Speaker 1: it worked. Social media lit up with praise, calling it

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Speaker 1: the best political ad ever, the.

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Speaker 2: Only one I remember all of them. I hope that

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Speaker 2: all ads. Now that's a new trend. Yeah, there's all clients.

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Speaker 2: I hope it actually gets your wow. Maybe we should

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Speaker 2: try it on the show. Okay, ready, can you do it? Okay,

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Speaker 2: thirty whole seconds.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we couldn't even make it through half of a second.

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Speaker 1: Let's just keep going. Hundreds of thousands of people downloaded

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Speaker 1: the app and it climbed more than one hundred spots

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Speaker 1: in the app store. Okay, we need it.

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Speaker 2: I need it. It used to have it.

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Speaker 1: Next Laser shows out of ulence alleys.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what this means. I don't know that

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Speaker 2: happened in Ally's.

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Speaker 1: What if I said you could get a brand new

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Speaker 1: house for just sixty thousand dollars. I just know it's

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Speaker 1: literally going to be underwater, or it's going to be

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Speaker 1: on a cliff where it's falling off.

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Speaker 2: Hang on.

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Speaker 1: This next part is important because Louis Vatan is now

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Speaker 1: selling designer doghouses for sixty grand.

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Speaker 2: Don't see yourself out the door, jeff that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I'm showing the picture to my co host and it's

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Speaker 1: going to be up on our instance stories Afbrooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey if you want to see. But the whole thing

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Speaker 1: is covered in the classic tan and brown Louis Vuitton

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Speaker 1: pattern that they use on their purses and luggage. The

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Speaker 1: corners make it look kind of like a trunk, like

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Speaker 1: it's cue. It's technically a kennel, so when indoor doghouse,

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Speaker 1: if you were to leave it outside, you would ruin.

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Speaker 1: The cowhide, leather trim and monogram coated candy.

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Speaker 2: Is going to ruin it is when the dog is

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Speaker 2: chewing on it. Yeah, they're slubber. We'll be rich still.

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Speaker 1: Act like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, rich dogs are training brook Actually they know

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Speaker 2: not to buy Louisa. It also Lois.

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Speaker 1: It also comes with gold toned hardware, a removable door,

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Speaker 1: and a hidden hatch on the bottom for easy cleaning.

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Speaker 1: So when your dog does at number two in their

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Speaker 1: sixty thousand dollars house, your housekeeping staff can easily get

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Speaker 1: to it and clean it up. Do you call it

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Speaker 1: Louise leaving a dewey doing a Louis Louis Louis you.

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Speaker 2: Needed to get there.

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Speaker 1: It's part of the Fashion Brands new Pet line that

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Speaker 1: also includes a two thousand, two hundred dollars dog bowl

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Speaker 1: a twenty three hundred dollars pet flask to carry their

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Speaker 1: water around with him and a four hundred and seventy

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Speaker 1: dollars poop bag holder. You have to buy them all.

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Speaker 2: It looks like brook is now ready for Christmas. How fun.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that they allow my mutt in those subs.

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Speaker 2: Don't call your husband that this.

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Speaker 1: Next Slazer story is out of AI headquarters. News reports

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Speaker 1: have recently come out saying that couples, especially young ones,

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Speaker 1: are now using chat GPT to officiate their arguments and

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Speaker 1: help them win fights.

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Speaker 2: No boy, alexis excited. What do you even?

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Speaker 1: How after people get into it with their significant other,

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Speaker 1: they go to the other room, open the app, and

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Speaker 1: feed it the details of the argument along with each

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Speaker 2: Oh way, kind of.

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Speaker 1: Like furiously texting your best friend.

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Speaker 2: You put it into chat no one.

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Speaker 1: You know someone's going to be like, oh, you didn't

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Speaker 1: type in the full argument you have got you said this.

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Speaker 2: Didn't you? I mean, does it always take your side

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Speaker 2: if you tell it to? Its okay?

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Speaker 1: Huff Post talked to a few experts who said going

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Speaker 1: to chat GPT for relationship advice might not be the

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Speaker 1: worst idea for some stuff, especially if you can't afford

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Speaker 1: a therapist. A twenty five year old guy went to

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Speaker 1: Reddit for feedback because his girlfriend and constantly uses chat

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Speaker 1: gpt to win their arguments. He doesn't think it's a

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Speaker 1: fair way to fight, so we asked her to stop,

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Speaker 1: but she ran that through chat gpt and it said

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Speaker 1: he was just being insecure.

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Speaker 2: She really is. What does this guy use to win

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Speaker 2: his arguments? He uses the new.

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Speaker 1: App called chat slo.

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Speaker 2: It's not fast okay tat to take days to get

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Speaker 2: a single response.

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Speaker 1: But he usually wins because people get tired and they

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Speaker 1: leave the argument, so it's worth it.

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Speaker 2: That now means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday,

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,