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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Aubumness episode. I saw what you did.

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Speaker 2: My name is Millie to Jericho, I'm Daniel Henderson.

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Speaker 1: Yo. We are psyched for all you folks that are

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Speaker 1: wondering plus describers, and we really really appreciate it. Danielle,

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Speaker 1: what are you thinking?

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Speaker 2: I am. I always love coming to this pod in

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Speaker 2: the summer because my skin looks amazing and it's because

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Speaker 2: I'm sweating NonStop. Well, so I just have like the

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Speaker 2: dewiest glow that in real life I do not know

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Speaker 2: how to replicate and don't want to because I don't

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Speaker 2: want to look like I'm sweating. But it looks kind

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Speaker 2: of nice in a little like a cube light hot

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Speaker 2: closet setting, and I'm just gonna that's the positivity I'm

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Speaker 2: taking away from this today. I'm loving it.

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Speaker 1: I did too. My glow can you see this?

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Speaker 2: I do? Yeah, is.

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Speaker 1: Probably from the fact that I must have burst like

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Speaker 1: twelve blood vessels in my fucking face while I was

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Speaker 1: working out today.

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Speaker 2: So it's nature's way of saying, yes, you're doing this right,

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Speaker 2: and also you're about to die and this, but you're

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Speaker 2: doing it right.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna make you look really good before you just

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Speaker 1: fucking keel over.

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Speaker 2: Your corpse is gonna be so pretty because you have

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Speaker 2: your blood is just going to be pulled around your

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Speaker 2: cheeks after you try to lift? What were you lifting?

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Speaker 2: How much are you up to? Is that rude to ask?

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Speaker 1: No, No, it's not. In fact, everybody want inquiring minds

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Speaker 1: want to fucking know, and they're like, make some VIDs.

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Speaker 1: Make I'm like, no, I'm not going to make out

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Speaker 1: a work a fucking workout video. Every damn week. I

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Speaker 1: go up two and a half past. If something significant happens,

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Speaker 1: I will fucking film it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Case in point, we talked about this, When we talked

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Speaker 1: about this whole Jimmy Kahn thing with a very beginning,

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Speaker 1: I was like, the goal is to be Kathy Baits

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Speaker 1: in misery clearcut, which means I have to be able

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Speaker 1: to lift the weight of James Kahn, whatever that was.

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Speaker 1: God rest his soul in some fashion above the ground. Yes,

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Speaker 1: And we have gone back and forth about what that

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Speaker 1: weight could be. We don't want to body shame the

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Speaker 1: late James Kahn, but I figured it was around two

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Speaker 1: hundred pounds, and I told myself when I hit to

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Speaker 1: a two hundred pounds deadlift, because that seems to be

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Speaker 1: the exercise that is closely related to what Kathy Bates

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Speaker 1: was doing in the in the movie History. Yes, we

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Speaker 1: think then I would film it. So that has not

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Speaker 1: happened yet, but I will tell you what's gonna happen

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Speaker 1: in the next week.

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Speaker 2: Amazing, amazing, amazing, And guess what, you don't have to

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Speaker 2: film shit, film it for yourself if you want to.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to post shit. I believe you well.

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Speaker 1: And it's not because I I again, it's not coming

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Speaker 1: from like a shame or anything like that where I

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Speaker 1: don't want to show myself working out. I'm could give

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Speaker 1: a fuck about that. I'm just saying it's that the

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Speaker 1: Internet already has enough. Instagram has enough people filming themselves

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Speaker 1: working out and doing dumb shit that they don't need

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Speaker 1: made it.

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Speaker 2: Well. Not only that, but it's like we're at a

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Speaker 2: point in our lives where we really have to consider

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Speaker 2: what are we leaving as posterity, you know, like it's

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Speaker 2: no longer just like I'm gonna be on here and

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Speaker 2: be an idiot with my friends. It's like, no, this

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Speaker 2: is the shit people are gonna look at when I

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Speaker 2: keel over from doing this shit. So, like, what am

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Speaker 2: I leaving? What am I leaving behind? Is this really

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Speaker 2: what I want people to know about me today? Like,

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Speaker 2: it's fraught. It's fraught now to post on social media,

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Speaker 2: especially if, like me, you think the Internet is a

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Speaker 2: failed experiment. It's fraught. Yeah, And I'm very much like

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Speaker 2: I don't know how much I want people to know

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Speaker 2: about me. There's some things that are sacred, and how

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Speaker 2: much I can deadlift might be one of them.

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Speaker 1: Well, and also too, the folks that are out there

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Speaker 1: making it look amazing aren't telling you that every time

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Speaker 1: they lift up the barbell they piss themselves a little bit,

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Speaker 1: or they exactly rip a fart or something like. All

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Speaker 1: of that is somehow edited out and it just looks cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, show me that depends, right, show us that adult diaper,

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Speaker 2: that silhouette that looks like underwear. I'm up on all

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Speaker 2: that shit. I could. I mean, I am very well

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Speaker 2: versed in the depend the world of depends and because

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Speaker 2: of my grandma. And yeah, that silhouette that's going that

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Speaker 2: what do you think's under that spandex? Do you think

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Speaker 2: people are wearing like loose shorts on top? Of tight

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Speaker 2: shorts and so you don't see that they are wearing

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Speaker 2: maybe some padding, because they are absolutely pissing themselves every

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Speaker 1: Well, now you've opened a door, so I'm gonna walk

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Speaker 1: through it. Oh that's okay, that's.

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Speaker 2: What I kick them open.

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Speaker 1: Okay. There seems to be some updates to the diaper

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Speaker 1: the adult diaper game. Oh hell yeah, since since we

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Speaker 1: knew them, uh you know, maybe in like eighties television,

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Speaker 1: eighties commercials. Oh yeah, I did realize that they make

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Speaker 1: like patterns and like briefs and girl things like that.

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Speaker 2: They've got specific for gender, like gender specific. Hmmm. They've

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Speaker 2: got again like a lightweight silhouette with with an absorbent

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Speaker 2: a nice absorbent pad that's not thick. When we think

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Speaker 2: adult diapers, we think actual diapers, like with the tabs

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Speaker 2: and the plastic and the sound and the muppets. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that shit has fucking They're like a cloth fabric. Now

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Speaker 2: some of them are like very cloth feeling, Yes they are.

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Speaker 2: They have uped their absorbency, so look not to be

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Speaker 2: that bitch, but not just pissing in there anymore. They

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Speaker 2: can handle more than piss. And I can tell you

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Speaker 2: that shit from experience, they can handle them both. This

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Speaker 2: a little bit of both, a little bit of both.

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Speaker 2: And they make them and you should see the commercials

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Speaker 2: for them. It's like you can put these on and

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Speaker 2: then put on like a silk dress and not know

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Speaker 2: you're wearing one. It doesn't sound like it, it doesn't

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Speaker 2: look like it. It's not bulky. Somebody, and I'm not everyone.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's got some shit to say about a boomer. Boomers

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Speaker 2: don't change the adult diaper game because they're like, we're

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Speaker 2: not going out like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and listen before before anybody out there says, how

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Speaker 1: do you know I've worned it all? Diaper? It's called

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Speaker 1: being in a hospital.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, have you ever been pregnant? Like, lots of people

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Speaker 2: wear adult diapers for lots of fucking reasons.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ain't no shame in the game. I'm just asking

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Speaker 1: from a pure aesthetic standpoint. Have there been updates to

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Speaker 1: the design? And it seems like there has been. And

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Speaker 1: that's actually kind of cool.

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Speaker 2: Oh you've got you've got colors, just like one that's

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Speaker 2: like a nice purple hmm. Like they have thought this

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Speaker 2: shit through. It's not just like a white, big old

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Speaker 2: plastic diaper anymore. Yeah, so you have options if you

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Speaker 2: if you want can afford or into there are some

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Speaker 2: that just look I mean, I like again could talk

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Speaker 2: about this for ages. I personally don't wear them, but

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Speaker 2: when the time comes, I will, and I'll be like,

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Speaker 2: oh cool, give me some of that new space age

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Speaker 2: shit where it's like fucking wix the water away the

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Speaker 2: minute I think about pissing, Like they are gonna keep

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Speaker 2: changing the game for this shit because they're realizing a

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Speaker 2: lot of people wear them for a lot of different reasons. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm surprised that there's not a supreme line. They're

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Speaker 1: like this new generation, it's gonna be. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a whole other thing. Like they're gonna find a way.

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Speaker 2: To make it cool and mark my fucking words, by

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Speaker 2: the time we are in them, whether it's five years

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Speaker 2: of those Holly Hobby day and Night Barbie shits where

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Speaker 2: it's like, oh, how did I know that I pissed

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Speaker 2: myself because a Banksy photo showed up over my crotch? Like, oh,

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Speaker 2: how did I know that I needed to change my

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Speaker 2: depends because the fucking Beasi boys started playing out of

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Speaker 2: my vagina.

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Speaker 1: A uh a hologram of fallen atl wrapper bank roll

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Speaker 1: fresh covering above my vagina.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it will be geographic. It will be geographic, and

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Speaker 2: you'll be able to program that shit and be like,

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Speaker 2: who do I want pop it out of these pants

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Speaker 2: when it's time for a fresh pair? Is it gonna

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Speaker 2: be Gordon Ramsey shouting at me like, change your fucking trols?

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Speaker 2: Is it gonna be fucking It's good. You're gonna be able

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Speaker 2: to program that ship like it was a goddamn garment,

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Speaker 2: like it could come in.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember Do you remember there was a brand

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Speaker 1: of children's baby toys came in right after the success

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Speaker 1: of Cabbage Patch Kid, and they were called My Child.

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Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, I do fuck yeah, the fucking basis of Chucky. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Like, do you remember that when you got the

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Speaker 1: mod Child? At first it came with a diaper, okay,

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Speaker 1: but then you would submerge the diaper in water and

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Speaker 1: then their clothes would show up. Now, imagine that technology,

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Speaker 1: and then imagine an adult diaper, like when it's when

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Speaker 1: it's been used to the proper amount, an NFT or

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Speaker 1: something just kind of falls out of it or so,

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Speaker 1: you know, like some kind of like trading card or

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Speaker 1: some kind of like keepsake or memento, you know, just

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Speaker 1: something like that. I'm surprised that hasn't happened yet, but

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Speaker 2: Oh we are. Yeah, we are approaching a god to

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Speaker 2: catch them all moment. We are approaching a god to

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Speaker 2: catch them all moment. We are approaching. I mean, we

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Speaker 2: are the generation of collectors. Remember those fucking charms, like

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Speaker 2: those charm necklaces that we would like put those plastic

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Speaker 2: hook things on and it's like it's a roller skate,

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Speaker 2: it's a sewing machine. Whatever. Oh yeah, we were that gen.

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Speaker 2: We we are collectors. We will collect and buy the

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Speaker 2: best adult nighttime or daytime where Yeah, to collect our pisson.

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Speaker 2: We will do it.

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Speaker 1: It's it's happening. And listen, maybe this is a really

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Speaker 1: good segue into our mail bag this week.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you can do it, I am gonna

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Speaker 2: make fucking I'll do the stations of the Cross if

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Speaker 2: you can make this segue.

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Speaker 1: I have no fear about wearing an adult diaper, oh,

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Speaker 1: because they will be super cool.

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Speaker 2: That's bad, right, she fucking did it. No, Now you

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Speaker 2: just have to go right into the mail because no

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Speaker 2: one's going to get it if you don't. I love it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So listen, we have a mail bag this week

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Speaker 1: that is probably gonna blow everyone's minds. I'm not entirely sure,

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Speaker 1: but it starts with a bang, like a fucking true

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Speaker 1: bonafide bang. And uh, do you want to read it

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Speaker 1: or do you want me to read it? You choose, I'll.

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Speaker 2: Read it and we'll do How about we each take

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Speaker 2: a round because there are some rounds.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll switch back and forth. Oh

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Speaker 1: this is perfect.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So this one, this subject is FMK mall brand's addition,

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Speaker 2: and this comes to us from Abby, who uses she

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Speaker 2: her pronoun And Abby, I'm telling you this blew my

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Speaker 2: mind and broke my heart. You guys were always giving

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Speaker 2: me the hardest fmks and I fucking love it, but

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Speaker 2: I also hate it. It's a real conundrum for me.

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Speaker 2: Put me in a spot, but I'm doing it because

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Speaker 2: I'm excited. Abby says, where are you guys? Mall rats?

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Speaker 2: I grew up in suburbia and only had the mall

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Speaker 2: one clothes no fear big dogs, Big Johnson. That's your

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Speaker 2: round one. Abby came out the gate with a banger.

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Speaker 1: This is maybe the most important question of my lifetime. Like,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a mall al. What the hell you

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Speaker 2: think I'm doing out here in dumb Warwick, New York

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Speaker 2: Like it was always the crowning achievement of our life

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I loved the mall. I worked in the mall.

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Speaker 1: I smoked cigarettes in the mall. That's how old I am. Fuckers,

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Speaker 1: Oh good, Yeah, I was a fucking mall rat.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, And let me tell you I've never worn or

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Speaker 1: Well, so I will say this, I I definitely the

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Speaker 1: I think it might have been some kind of like sticker.

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Speaker 1: like you know, I don't know what these are they

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Speaker 1: companies like I started big Dogs, I mean, what the fuck?

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Speaker 1: There was a I guess again a brand I don't

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Speaker 2: co ed naked whole episode and again never owned it.

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Speaker 2: Have strong opinions about it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, co Ed Naked was a huge thing, and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Coed?

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Speaker 1: Let alone naked?

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: And then there was this other like really like regional

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Speaker 1: if you had a Salty Dog shirt, that meant you

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Speaker 1: kind of how that worked.

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Speaker 2: This is my feet. This is how I made the

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Speaker 2: me when I was a kid, when I was a mulret. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so I want you to go with first.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I mean this is maybe this is a real,

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Speaker 1: real Sophie's choice. I say, this is my answer. I

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Speaker 1: will not revise this. This is final answer.

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Speaker 2: This is so much couching. You just tell us what

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Speaker 2: it is. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I will, I will marry No Fear, I will fuck

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Speaker 1: big Dogs, and I will.

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Speaker 2: Kill Big Johnson. We're ending this podcast right now. This

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Speaker 2: is unacceptable. What we're done. We're done. Who knew it

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Speaker 2: would end like this? Who knew? How are you gonna

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Speaker 2: marry No Fear? Oh my god, he's again.

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Speaker 1: This is informed by the type of dude in my

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Speaker 1: middle school. A no fear kid was kind of like

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Speaker 1: skater light, like skater or surfer light, like wasn't like

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Speaker 1: that region. Okay.

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Speaker 2: No fear was like, like, your parents had no problem

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Speaker 2: buying that for you for Christmas, right because it was

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Speaker 2: they understood it as like, oh, you don't have any fear,

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Speaker 2: that's probably a good thing.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Like if you were not ready to commit to

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Speaker 1: stuff like Vans and Visual Calm and Vision Streetwear one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent. No fear was kind of like your I

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Speaker 1: don't know target version of that life. So for me,

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Speaker 1: I was like, out of this these three, that seems

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Speaker 1: the less like to me, that feels a little safer

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Speaker 1: of a bread for a marriage, okay, like long term

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Speaker 1: potential with no fear, I could see it.

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Speaker 2: I can feel it.

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Speaker 1: Big Dogs as a fuck is a total hate fuck.

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Speaker 1: It's like a like all the guys that were Big

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Speaker 1: Dogs are fucking pieces of shit, And it's a thing

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Speaker 1: where you're like, you know, can I get a revenge

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Speaker 1: on a guy from my high school? Like just one

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Speaker 1: night of like sex and then never calling them again.

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Speaker 1: That's what big Dogs.

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Speaker 2: Is for me.

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Speaker 1: Big Jogson just gotta die like played and simple. I

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Speaker 1: will shoot point blank range in the forehead with Big Johnson.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Big Johnson's getting shot in the dick.

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Speaker 1: All right, what is your answer now?

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Speaker 2: My aunt's unorthodox, My antha is unorthodox, and I will

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Speaker 2: explain it cracking my knuckles. Fuck no fear, kill big Dogs,

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Speaker 2: kill Big Johnson. Okay, Because here's the thing. Every fucking

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Speaker 2: kid growing up who was mean and nasty and like

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Speaker 2: throw gum in my friend's hair and call us freaks.

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Speaker 2: If you had a summer house in Cape Cod, you

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Speaker 2: wore Big Dogs in Big Johnson, and you can both

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Speaker 2: go straight to fucking hell.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Well, had I known that was we could

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Speaker 1: have that option, I would have chose exactly what you chose.

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Speaker 2: Look, sometimes you gotta make your own rules. You can't

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Speaker 2: just marry Big Dogs are making Big Johnson. You can't choose.

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Speaker 2: You think about it for a solid week, and this

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Speaker 2: is where you end up where you're like, I can't

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Speaker 2: do it. I have to run away from the altar

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Speaker 2: of both of these motherfuckers and just kill them.

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Speaker 1: Is so terrible, like beyond comprehension. And I mean it

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Speaker 1: was like this, it was like a national lampoon's joke,

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Speaker 1: rejected national lampoons jokes gone too far, adopted by thirteen

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Speaker 2: And also it's like thirteen years It's like the kind

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Speaker 2: of clothes that like you're dead, buys you to be like, hey,

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Speaker 2: this is Big Johnson, get it, and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: for fuck it just reeks of like bad dad joke,

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Speaker 2: oh cape cod energy. Like I just I can't. There's

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Speaker 2: something so deeply ingrained in my bones of rejecting that lifestyle. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I can't do it. I gotta kill him. I gotta

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Speaker 2: kill him, Big Don's Big Johnson. Gotta go. I will

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Speaker 2: fuck no fear just for the story.

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Speaker 1: Well, there you have it. So that's only round one, jeez,

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Speaker 1: BT dubs. We've got two other rounds to go.

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Speaker 2: Get us in a round two. Round two. You want

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Speaker 2: me to read this, go for it. Oh, this one's

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Speaker 2: good though, This is a good one.

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Speaker 1: Round two is watches. Fuck Mary kill Fossil Swatch and Rolex.

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Speaker 2: Abby God damn it, I got an answer for this one. Okay,

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Speaker 2: all right, fuck Fossil mary' swatch kill Rolex.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I have a slight variation.

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Speaker 2: I got a knee jerk reaction against the rich. I

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Speaker 2: don't know, I can't help it. I have a knee

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Speaker 2: jerk reaction against like someone who would spend that much

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Speaker 2: fucking money on a watch. They got to go donate

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Speaker 2: to your food bank and get a swatch. Come on,

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Speaker 2: get out here.

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Speaker 1: See Okay, now you're making me question my choice. You've

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Speaker 1: shamed me into this, but now I can't. Now I

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Speaker 1: can't change it. It's already been long.

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Speaker 2: I can't. You gotta go tell me, tell me what's up? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I Mine is fuck Rolex, mary swatch kill fossil, And

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Speaker 1: really it's because I felt like fossil was kind of

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Speaker 2: You know what turned me on fossil and why I

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Speaker 2: decided to pick fuck that Apple TV series Blackbird. I

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Speaker 2: feel like that Tarren Egerton character would wear a fossil

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Speaker 2: mm and I'd go around. I would go around with

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Speaker 1: Okay, that is interesting information. I to me, I was

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Speaker 1: not into fossil. It felt kind of I don't know

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Speaker 1: how to describe fossil what I saw it in the nineties.

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Speaker 1: I think it was more like rich hippie kids, so

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Speaker 1: like still for you know, like preppy kids, preppy kids

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Speaker 1: that maybe like were into like Dave Matthews.

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Speaker 2: Trust trust a Farian.

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Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, you.

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Speaker 2: Can't marry Trustfarian. You gotta fuck him and let him

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Speaker 2: go back to the sea, go back to your pod.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And for some reason, I feel like that is like,

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Speaker 1: is a killable that's a killable offense versus Rolex. Now

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Speaker 1: Rolex again, Maybe I'm doing the whole thing where I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I want to be become intimate for a very short

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Speaker 1: there's something I gotta work that out in therapy or

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Speaker 1: something like that. But I'm like, yeah, fuck Rolex and

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Speaker 1: then never speak to them again, just to get on

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Speaker 1: that yacht, Just to get on that fucking yacht. See

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Speaker 1: what's up.

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Speaker 2: You're like, You're you're an intail, You like an Intel book.

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Speaker 2: You're like, I'm only doing this to get the information

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Speaker 2: I need for how I'm going to proceed in life.

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Speaker 2: And I look, respect, I will not shame you for

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Speaker 2: fucking Rolex, even though I would kill Rolex because you're

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Speaker 2: like an undercover agent.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm fucking cruising up in a cross rocket

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Speaker 1: with a wig on like my irmavep wig to the

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Speaker 1: Rolex rendezvous and then I'm like, I'm gone. I got

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Speaker 1: the microchip. That's all I needed.

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Speaker 2: Respect respect for that watch.

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Speaker 1: Felt very easy for both of us.

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Speaker 2: I think we're both gonna marry Swatch naturally. I still

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Speaker 2: have Swatch watches me too.

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Speaker 1: You're awesome.

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Speaker 2: They're fucking great. Everyone looks like like a breakfast. It's

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Speaker 2: got like eggs and bacon and like for the numbers,

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Speaker 2: it's fucking sweet. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So that that was round two.

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Speaker 2: That was a that was crazy.

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Speaker 1: We got one more. This one, I think is just

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Speaker 1: gonna blow the lid off.

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Speaker 2: Rowdree is gonna blow your mind. You are gonna you

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Speaker 2: might stop being my friend after round three.

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck.

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Speaker 2: Round three is alterna stores and our options for fuck

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Speaker 2: Mary kill are gad zooks, Spencer's Gifts and one of

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Speaker 2: those crystals and swords stores with pewter dragons and incense

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Speaker 2: and tapestries. Abby, I goddamn love you. I just this again.

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Speaker 2: This could not have been a better FMK if we

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Speaker 2: paid someone to direct, I could not get I cannot

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Speaker 2: get over how good, how good these are all. Every

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Speaker 2: round is a banger.

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Speaker 1: Every round is a fucking delight. Also, the name, I

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Speaker 1: think the name of that store in my mall, the

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Speaker 1: crystals and swords store, was called like Global Villager, Global Travelers.

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Speaker 1: It was like some fucked up thing, and it was

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Speaker 1: definitely the incense and tapestries and this, like those flat

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00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 1: bottomed like Mary Jane shoes that they sold like a basket. Yeah,

436
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,120
Speaker 1: in a basket, rubber band together.

437
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 2: Oh my, one she tucked inside the other. That's how

438
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,440
Speaker 2: you know it was gonna be great support for your arches.

439
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 2: They're like just one a size seven, ones of size eight.

440
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 2: You won't know until you get home because they're two

441
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 2: dollars that store.

442
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: My god, do you know an answer to this yet?

443
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 2: Fuck? Yeah, I do.

444
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: All right, let's hear it. Now.

445
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 2: Here's what I will say. I have never been inside

446
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 2: of a kad Zekes. I've only heard their lore from

447
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 2: Millie thank you, So I'm gonna say, fuck gad Zekes.

448
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 2: Hill Spencer's Gifts. Marry one of those crystals and swords

449
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 2: stores with pewter dragons and incense and tapestries.

450
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 1: Listen, we have the exact same es. We did it.

451
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 1: We fucking did it. Ah, absolutely, one hundred fucking percent exact.

452
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, that is what's up.

453
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 1: Gad Zekes is real fun.

454
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 2: Real fun sounds like fun.

455
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 1: You have a fucking crazy night, You're you're hammered. Your

456
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: guys are just like, you know, doing donuts the parking

457
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,719
Speaker 1: lot of the church. You know, make it out a

458
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 1: little bit. Maybe you stop by like a twenty four

459
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,359
Speaker 1: hour dunkin donuts. Then you just go home and have

460
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: have a lot of fun. That's a great night with Kadzuke.

461
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 1: Spencer's Gifts has got to die for sensors.

462
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 2: Gifts needed to be killed decades, like so many. It's

463
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:13,399
Speaker 2: like the annoying Little Brother store. It's the fucking poser store.

464
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 2: It's just get the fuck out of here with you, Spencer's.

465
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 2: It's a misogynist store. Like your jokes aren't funny? Store, like,

466
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 2: get out of here. Yeah.

467
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 1: They were like I remember if you were gonna throw

468
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,959
Speaker 1: a birthday party for somebody who had turned forty fifty

469
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: or sixty, it was like, if you want to make

470
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: them feel like shit about that, there's your store.

471
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 2: To do that if you hate this motherfucker who's about

472
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 2: to rock it into middle age. Maybe they work with you,

473
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 2: maybe they're in your family, it doesn't matter. They are

474
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 2: gonna cry go to Spencer's.

475
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like Marty Graw enthusiasts like meets uh agism

476
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 1: meets misogyny meets band t shirts meets black light posters

477
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: meets it was just like this big ketchup. It wasn't

478
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: to me. Besides all that stuff, it just didn't have

479
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: a curatorial eye. And I appreciate shit like that.

480
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 2: Thank you, Okay, thank you. It's it's the goddamn what's

481
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 2: that Sammy Hagar alcohol, Cabo wabble rita or something like

482
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 2: Kabo wabble of goddamn stores. No need fortu exists. He

483
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,679
Speaker 2: didn't have to go there, didn't have to do that,

484
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 2: didn't have to take that turn. Cabo Wabble, Margaritaville astor.

485
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And and I think it's quite obvious that

486
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 1: we would marry the same person because and then it's

487
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: for you, it tracts because it is definitely in your

488
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 1: wheelhouse generally. For me, I just have learned. I think

489
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: over time, I have learned that that's the bet. Yes,

490
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: as long as they don't want to be polyamorous. I'm

491
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: I'm cool.

492
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 2: Ah, Like I do have boundaries. I do. I'm I'm

493
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 2: going with the the christ Swords, sons, pewter dragons, incense,

494
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: and tapestry store. Because you marry the fun one, marry

495
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 2: the one you're gonna have fun with and grow into

496
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 2: fun with. They're gonna teach you some shit. Yeah, I mean,

497
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 2: you might have to read the Celestine prophecies, but you

498
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 2: don't have to believe it, and you don't have to

499
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 2: read it again. Does read it? Have the conversation over

500
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 2: dinner and move on.

501
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: Listen that like, that's a long term potential. That's you

502
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: and that person in a mineral bath on the edge

503
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: of a mountain in big Sir, talking about chemtrails. It's beautiful,

504
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: It's gorgeous. Man, Abby, you knocked it out of the park.

505
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 2: And Abby has a ps. Abby writes, my partner was

506
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 2: with me when I listened to the bonus EP Let's

507
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 2: not get ween weird, and I slapped him with the

508
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 2: hand fan I've adopted this summer and we both laugh

509
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 2: cried as you made your decisions. I hope you're slapping

510
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 2: your partner throughout us reading your letter.

511
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: I love a hand fan slap, so thank you Abby.

512
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 2: Wow.

513
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: I don't even know where to go from here. Oh god,

514
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: this is okay this next question. I had to do

515
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: fucking prep work for this one.

516
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 2: Oh I'm stumped. Yeah, I am stumped on this one.

517
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: Here it goes. This is from Xena. Hello, Millie and Danielle.

518
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: Your programming the Crushed Film Festival, dedicated to crushworthy actors

519
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: of all genders. Pick an actor and their hottest triple feature.

520
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: By the way, just as a side note, this feels

521
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: very choose your own adventure book.

522
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 2: Absolutely.

523
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Zena's pick is Clive Owen. The movies are Croupier,

524
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: Gosford Park, and Children of Men.

525
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 2: I mean answered the question for me first and foremost.

526
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: Well, so I had a hard time picking the person.

527
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 2: Did you have oh miserable time picking the person? But

528
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 2: then I was like, all right, let me go back,

529
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 2: let me go back to this, let me read this again.

530
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 2: And I decided I'm going with Angelica Houston. Ooh, yes,

531
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 2: because it was Clive Owen probably would have been my dude.

532
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm going the other Okay, So what's your

533
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: triple feech.

534
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 2: Now this is where it gets real dicey, Okay, real dicey.

535
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 2: I'm definitely going with the grifters.

536
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: Okay.

537
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 2: I loved her as Lily. Yes, fucking great underrated movie. Sure,

538
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 2: great film. Not one of the classics, not one of

539
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 2: the you know, the older She's got a lot of

540
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 2: films from sixty seventies that I did not pick. Yes,

541
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 2: I went with the Angelica Houston that I grew to

542
00:30:55,160 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 2: know and love. Sure, Sure, Sure, Then, oh god, this

543
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 2: is so hard. It's so fucking hard.

544
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go so many roads.

545
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Adam Stanley values.

546
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 1: Well, clearly, goddamn she killed it. She killed it.

547
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 2: And then, because you know who I am, you've read

548
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 2: my work, we have met before, John Wick three, Come on, I.

549
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: Mean, would she used as the proprietor proprietor of that

550
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: like Dance Academy or The Kill the Kill Academy? Are

551
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: you kidding shit?

552
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, older Angelica Houston, Yeah, John Wick three, John Wick

553
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 2: Chapter three, Parabellum. Yeah, she's fucking stabbing goddamn dancers like

554
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 2: they're peeling their toenails off. Yeah, she tells you the

555
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 2: history of Baba Yaga of John Wick the Origin Story.

556
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 2: So that's where I am grifters Adams Stanley values John

557
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 2: Wick three.

558
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I honestly for me, like, and this

559
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: is not to answer your question, like I I think

560
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: my favorite one of my favorites. I'm gonna say that

561
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: one of my favorites because she's what's that Crimes and mistimeter.

562
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: She looks amazing and crimessmeter with this like sweater dress things.

563
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: But when she's in the Royal tenem bombs, Like the

564
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: moment where my favorite thing, and it's so so subtle

565
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: when she's like sitting in the phone booth thing in

566
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: their house and she's like, write yourself a check. Like

567
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: that to me is the best part, where like when

568
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: your mom tells you to write yourself a check because

569
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: she's just can't fucking deal with your ass right now,

570
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: and you're like shake her down for some school bullshit.

571
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: She's like, just write yourself a.

572
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 2: Check, like you take care of this shit. I'm done parenting.

573
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't care if if the bank is like

574
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: clearly a twelve year old sign this check, I don't

575
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: give a shit, do it.

576
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was awesome in that movie too, I mean

577
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 2: just truly the chickest, elegant. Hell, she does drama, she does,

578
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 2: she does it all. Yes, and I had to go

579
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 2: with an actor in their hottest triple feature.

580
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, it's like the best choice in

581
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: the world.

582
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 2: Now where did you land? Well?

583
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: See, now, okay, I can cross a lot of people

584
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: off my list because here's why. Number one, we've already

585
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: dumbed them on the podcast in something Because of course

586
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 1: I was like Sissy Space Paul Newman, and I'm like,

587
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: we've done all that.

588
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 2: Right, and that's how you landed on Jack Lemon. Give

589
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 2: it to us.

590
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Jack Lemon in the Apartment is

591
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: very charming and I would probably marry him. But look

592
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: for me, I went a little highbrow. I had to

593
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: do it to you. I just went hybrow. I'm going

594
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: with the actor Eland Alon.

595
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 2: I knew it as your motherfucker. That is your motherfucker.

596
00:33:52,360 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: And my choices are LUs Samurai because Come Home Rocko

597
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: and his brothers mm hmmm, and Purple Noon. That's what

598
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm choosing. Hot shit in all three of those films,

599
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: and for different reasons. He's like a playboy, scoundrel, grifter,

600
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: and one a strong, silent sort of hitman type in one,

601
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: and then like a boxer type. So there you go.

602
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: You cover the spread of like hotness.

603
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 2: So covered the spread because the man has done so

604
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 2: many films. He had done so many films and many

605
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 2: many of them would qualify for me as like his hottest.

606
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just like one of those like perpetually

607
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: hot guys. And it's the same thing with Paul Newman too,

608
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: like what I mean, obviously that was my first choice.

609
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: And then I was like, but we've already like covered that. Yeah,

610
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: we all know his hottest is and nobody's fool where

611
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: he's like, thank you, seven hundred years old and he's

612
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 1: still is fuckable.

613
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 2: So oh, road to perdish, Give me a road to perdition.

614
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 2: Paul Newman all day long. I'm like, wait, you're genuinely

615
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 2: in your eighties. Yeah, I would still still lay it

616
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 2: on you, I know, I don't know.

617
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: We have to talk about I don't know if you

618
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 1: saw you may have had no time to watch this,

619
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: but the last movie stars that documentary.

620
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 2: Oh I haven't watched it yet.

621
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: Oh girl, we gotta have to talk about that. For

622
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: several reasons.

623
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 2: It's telling me that I can't watch it.

624
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: Oh mostly, I mean mostly it's because it was made

625
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: by Ethan Hawk. And I really want your take on

626
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: Ethan Hawk being in this documentary because oh you don't. No,

627
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,280
Speaker 1: I think I do, because I feel like we would

628
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 1: feel the same way.

629
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, hell yeah. I was so goddamn excited when

630
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 2: I when it was announced and I'm like, oh my god,

631
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 2: they're doing it, They're doing it. And then I heard

632
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 2: who was doing it, and I was like I might

633
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 2: have to punt my TV out of the goddamn window.

634
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 2: And then I found out he was in it, and

635
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, someone gonna die.

636
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 1: I mean, it's that is is too over the top

637
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,760
Speaker 1: for me. And also just like his A big issue

638
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: that I had, honestly was that I know that this

639
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 1: was done during the pandemic and it was a lot

640
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: of it was done over zoom and his internet is

641
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,720
Speaker 1: fucking terrible. I'm like, wait a second. You got money

642
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 1: from HBO Max to make a fucking documentary about these

643
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: like two legendary classic actors, and you got that crappy

644
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: ass fucking Mountain Internet.

645
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're Max, that Max Headroom Internet.

646
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: Yes, And I'm like, oh, here's one of Paul Newman's

647
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: daughters talking about something very emotional and very heartfelt, and

648
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: then his internet is breaking up, and I'm like, you

649
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: put this in the documentary, you put your reaction shots

650
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 1: with your choppy ass fucking internet.

651
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 2: I mean, I just it was forgivable. And I'm sure

652
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 2: he did it because he's like, what's authentic? Fuck that?

653
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, they let too many

654
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: men make movies.

655
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, that's the longest short of it. And look, Zena,

656
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 2: thank you for sending this in. You end this with

657
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 2: thanks for the love, energy and humor you bring to

658
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 2: your podcast, which I think is now essential to my life.

659
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 2: You got it, and you keep sending us questions like

660
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 2: this and letting us spiral often too. Whether or not

661
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 2: Ethan Hawk should be allowed to make films? I love it.

662
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 2: I love it?

663
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's next? What's next next?

664
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 2: We have an email with the subject moms and daughters. Hey, ladies,

665
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 2: I came to y'all by way of Karen and Georgia,

666
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 2: and I've got to say you too, maybe my new

667
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 2: best favorite friends. I'm going through a divorce in an

668
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:47,479
Speaker 2: unfamiliar city, raising two kids, under four, healing my back

669
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 2: after a major surgery, and working as a pharmacist in

670
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 2: an industry ravaged by COVID. In addition to that, I'm

671
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 2: attempting to navigate decades old drama with my own mother

672
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 2: and sisters. Your podcast gives me energy and is the

673
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 2: only thing in my entire life right now that is

674
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 2: able to make me laugh all the way out loud.

675
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: Have y'all ever done a mother's and daughter's theme? My

676
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 2: suggestion would be Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood

677
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 2: from two thousand and two and Why Oleander, also from

678
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,399
Speaker 2: two thousand and two. Please keep being everything you are?

679
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 2: Love you both, ss listen. You have gone through some

680
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 2: absolute shit this year. I commend you for still being

681
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 2: able to even think about writing into a podcast on

682
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 2: the heels of what you're going through. We appreciate you

683
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 2: very very much, especially working as a pharmacist, not just

684
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 2: in an industry ravaged by COVID, but in a country

685
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,720
Speaker 2: filled with fucking idiots who make your job ten times

686
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 2: harder than it needs to be and back issues including

687
00:38:54,040 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 2: surgery no joke, plus two kids under four who unfamiliar city.

688
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 2: It's a lot. This is a lot. It's a lot,

689
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 2: and I have to say, I hope that I'm glad

690
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 2: that we give you energy. I'm glad that we make

691
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 2: you laugh. You deserve that and more. And I think

692
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 2: we should do a mom's and daughter's theme. I think

693
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 2: the reason we haven't done one so far is because

694
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 2: of me, because my own mom is hereditary level nightmare.

695
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 2: So I would only pick terrible movies like Where Moms

696
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 2: or Monsters, and I think we've done that a couple

697
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:31,240
Speaker 2: of times.

698
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: So yeah, I feel like we have done, like we

699
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: did that Mother's Day episode last year, right with like

700
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: Mermaids and in Young and My my mother was the

701
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: goddamn worst, like.

702
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 2: The mother in your movie. You mean your actual mother

703
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 2: is not.

704
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: The god my mother. My Filipino mother is fine. The

705
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: Filipino mother in that movie is a fucking piece of shit.

706
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, So we've and then I feel like

707
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 1: we've done. I've I feel like they are peppered.

708
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 2: Through our schedule, absolutely absolutely, but we never like out and

709
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 2: out and you know, done a Moms and Daughters specific.

710
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 2: But I like why Oleander fucked me up. When I

711
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 2: first I didn't read the book. I saw the movie

712
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 2: before I read the book like years later, and it

713
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 2: kind of fucked me up, and I thought it was

714
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 2: a really inventive way to tell the story of like

715
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 2: this fucked up mom and daughter situation and like prisons

716
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 2: involved and fucking murder and shit. Like I loved it.

717
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 2: I fucking loved it.

718
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: Well, I'll need to be putting that on my two

719
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:40,879
Speaker 1: thousands and more recent list because two thousand and two

720
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: get in.

721
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 2: They remind me of a like they're both kind of

722
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 2: comfort films as well, so maybe like a like a

723
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 2: Fried Green Tomatoes or Joy Luck Club, like we can

724
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 2: do a Mom's and Daughters that's comforting and not like

725
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 2: always about exploring my trauma, because you know, I'm I'm

726
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 2: tired of exploring my trauma about that motherfucker.

727
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: I hear you, I hear you. I won't suggest Carrie then,

728
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:07,399
Speaker 1: because that seems so obvious. But then also I want

729
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: to throw a little curveball in the mix. There's this

730
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: great movie from the sixties called Bunny Lake Is Missing ooh,

731
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:19,240
Speaker 1: And I will not reveal anything other than that simple

732
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 1: just the film. It's technically a film about a mother

733
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:25,919
Speaker 1: and a daughter.

734
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 2: All Right, I'm gonna let's put it on the list,

735
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,720
Speaker 2: we'll watch it. We'll make a theme mom's and daughter's

736
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 2: theme for SS and keep you laughing and keep you

737
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 2: going and just again, just hold your head up. All

738
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 2: of this is hard, but all of it will be

739
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 2: resolved in one way or another. Your divorce will be over,

740
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 2: You'll meet some people in your city, your kids will

741
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 2: grow up and start helping you around the house, and

742
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 2: your back will heal. And you know, pharmacy, pharmacy. I

743
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 2: don't know what we can do about pharmacy in an

744
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 2: industry ravished by COVID, but I'm hoping people start paying

745
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 2: attention to the importance of the work that you do.

746
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 2: And I know, I personally am very grateful for a

747
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 2: good pharmacist who can tell me, hey, dummy, if you're

748
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 2: taking that, don't have any drinks because you might give

749
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 2: yourself cardiac arrest. And I'm like, awesome, yeah, you thank.

750
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: You for that exactly.

751
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:21,919
Speaker 2: Well.

752
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: Listen, yeah, that email is a great, great suggestion. We

753
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 1: love it. Thank you so much. So I know we're

754
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: kind of running out of time here, but I wanted

755
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: to mention something. So remember the last episode when I

756
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: went down, I spiraled out about animation films. I do well,

757
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: we got an email from one of our listeners. It's

758
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: actually somebody that I know. Her name is Amalia. She

759
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: lives in LA a friend of a good friend of mine,

760
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: and I don't think we have time to read the

761
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: entire email, unfortunately, but I wanted to call it out

762
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 1: because Amalia works at animation okay, and a lot of

763
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: what she wrote about in the email pertains to my

764
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: grumpiness about watching animation films, which I'm like, okay, I

765
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 1: this is totally like, take me to task on this shit.

766
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: First of all, she says in multiple times in the

767
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: email that animation is not a genre, it's a medium,

768
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: which I did not realize, but now that she said it,

769
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: it's made sense, and I think it's like, it's that

770
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: kind of thing where listen, if somebody came on a

771
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 1: podcast instead of they hate fucking film programmers and like

772
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: why can't everything be automated? I don't want to watch TV.

773
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,919
Speaker 1: I would be feeling some type of way about that shit,

774
00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 1: no doubt about it. So you know, I just wanted

775
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 1: to come on and to tell you, Amalia, that I

776
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: see you. I read this email. I understand that you

777
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: are fighting a good fight and that you're actually trying

778
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: to make a lot of meaningful work despite the fact

779
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: that you know the minions exist exactly. Uh So I

780
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: just wanted to to say that, And you know, it

781
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,959
Speaker 1: was a great email and made me pause and think

782
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: a lot, and I appreciate you sending it.

783
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 2: I do as well. It made me think about, for

784
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 2: sure about it being a medium and how I talk

785
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 2: about animation. Not that I I don't like I said

786
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 2: anything that I didn't mean, but I just definitely I

787
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 2: appreciate people who who are able to kind of draw

788
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 2: out that correlation a little bit and remind us that

789
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 2: there are people doing really beautiful and intense art with animation.

790
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. And it was kind of, unfortunately, a

791
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: little foolish for me to have gone on such a

792
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 1: tangent considering that I know a lot of people who

793
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: actually working at animation, Like half of my friends work

794
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: at Adult Swim. So I'm like, okay, the fuck was

795
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: I saying? But I was on one because I had

796
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 1: just seen The Rise of Grew and I was like,

797
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: feel some type of way about that.

798
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 2: Take it on that fucking title. I still can't get

799
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 2: over that title, The Rise of Grew.

800
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: Well, you know, and like, I think I'm with you.

801
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 1: I mean a little ta media on whether or not

802
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 1: you know, I will come around to the medium, but

803
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: just I just wanted to offer that like counterpoint because

804
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:40,280
Speaker 1: you know, I see you, Amalia, I I appreciate.

805
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:43,879
Speaker 2: Your words so and I think, I think, I hope

806
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 2: there's a day when we can maybe read the whole

807
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 2: email out and you have time to do that. I

808
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 2: think that there's there is one more email that is

809
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 2: so short, and I feel like we have to address

810
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 2: this email is from Ashley and the subject is throwing

811
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 2: shade and ay, Ashley's email is simply y'all really be

812
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 2: throwing that low key kind of shade at Timothy shallow

813
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 2: May And guess what, Ashley, it is not low key.

814
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 2: We are lobbing that shit like cakes, lobbing it like

815
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 2: a wedding cake and a fucking guns n' Roses video.

816
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, were we low key?

817
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 2: Like? I don't know.

818
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: I always felt that we were very clear.

819
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 2: Oh never, never in my life, Never in my life

820
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 2: have I been low key about anything? When have I

821
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,919
Speaker 2: ever been lokey? I made a dog on the street

822
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 2: and I pass out if it's cute, I'm like, I've

823
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 2: never been local. No, I'm not low key about it.

824
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 2: I don't know that. I don't want to. I don't

825
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 2: I'm not impressed by that dude yet, will I say yet?

826
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 2: I will say it's not low key shade, because here's

827
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,720
Speaker 2: where I am in my life. I am a forty

828
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 2: five year old woman who was just proscribed progressive lenses

829
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 2: at my eye doctor appointment last week. I am getting bifocals,

830
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 2: and I don't have time to invest in young Timothy.

831
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 2: I've been on that roadeo, but I've gone to that rodeo.

832
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 2: I have been on that ride. His name was River Phoenix,

833
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 2: and I ain't doing it again.

834
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: Look, my, my, My whole shade is very simple. It's

835
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 1: just that every time I fucking see him, he is

836
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: at some very hip, very rich, fucking fashion gala. And

837
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: I'm talking about either the Oscars, the met Gala, some

838
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: other fancy the fucking Prada explosion I don't know, like

839
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: Louis Vauton fucking had kids, I don't know, some some

840
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: bullshit like that. And he's always dressed like some fucking

841
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: dude in the Crusades. He's like some fucking Byzantine emperor.

842
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: Every time I see him, I'm like, what in the

843
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: fuck why is this guy? Always? And like every time

844
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: I see him, everyone's like ooh, yes, like blah blah

845
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: blah blah, And I'm like, but what is like? This

846
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: is all he wears? Is this? This? Like he's just

847
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: dressed in harnesses and fucking chest plates and shit like

848
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: a fucking byzantine king? Do you ever feel like too

849
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 1: grumpy to live? Every day?

850
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 2: Am I? God damn life? Every fucking day of my life?

851
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, how am I gonna get through this one?

852
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 2: I hate the world? How do I pretend to not?

853
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 2: It's not low key? None of my shade is low key.

854
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 2: If I ever do throw low key shade, I do

855
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 2: want someone to write it and be like that was

856
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 2: too tame. We need you to kick it up a notch.

857
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:50,760
Speaker 1: And listen. I truly feel that he's okay. He's fine.

858
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 1: He's too shit about two women in their mid forties

859
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: complaining about his clothes or whatever. Like, he is fine.

860
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: He has enough self esteem, he has enough money.

861
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 2: He was loved as a child. You could tell he

862
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Speaker 2: was loved as a child. He went to the dentist

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Speaker 2: every year. He wore big Johnson shirts, like he was fine,

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Speaker 2: he is fine, and he was fine and he will

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Speaker 2: be fine and not everything is for everyone. Everything is not.

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Speaker 1: Wearing big Johnson shirts. In my eyes, I feel like

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Speaker 1: he wore like gilded baby clothes, Like he wore like

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Speaker 1: he looked like a royal baby, like.

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Speaker 2: A crochet ascot situation, handmade crochet ascot. This is part

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Speaker 2: of my not low keychade. I cannot abide people who

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00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 2: are too precious to live. Sure, like people who give

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00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 2: me the feeling that they need to be kept behind

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00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 2: glass are just not my people.

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Speaker 1: No, because because when it comes down to it, like

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Speaker 1: maybe I can speak for the both of us, we're

876
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 1: like bulls and China shops like rot people like that.

877
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Speaker 1: I'm like, smash smash, smash, smash smash.

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Speaker 2: You're destroyed, Like remember those big hull cans that used

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00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 2: to be really like everyone has. That's me. Everywhere I go,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm the hull cans of your heart and soul. Yeah,

881
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Speaker 2: and I can't. I just cannot be around precious people.

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Speaker 2: Here's the other motherfuck of it, Ashley. I'm gonna tell you,

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Speaker 2: and I know this is going longer than I than

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Speaker 2: we ever expected it to bring it. Here's how my

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Speaker 2: life works now. I say something like I ain't got

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00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 2: time for timitation Challea May, and I guarantee the next

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Speaker 2: project I'm asked to work on, they're gonna want him

888
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,479
Speaker 2: to star in it, of course. And then I'm gonna

889
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 2: have to delete my history of this podcast and bury

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00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:45,919
Speaker 2: myself in the desert and do a fucking forty days

891
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 2: and forty nights ritual to cleanse the aura. That's how

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00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 2: my life works now. If I say one thing about

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Speaker 2: one person that I'm like, I don't know, maybe not,

894
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 2: the next day they're like, they are going to be

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Speaker 2: starring in your next fucking shit.

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Speaker 1: Oh totally. I mean that would we did that episode

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00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: about we cut it that shit? I was like, how

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Speaker 1: about the next month he was doing some shit for

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00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 1: It's like the the fucking people. It's like there are

900
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: little demons goblins underneath that are just working. They listen

901
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,359
Speaker 1: to the podcast and then they go into somebody's head

902
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: and they're like, they just trash you on a podcast

903
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: like go and how you're gonna have to work for

904
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 1: Daniel Henderson, She's gonna have to be nice to you.

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Speaker 2: I imagine it like one of those like like Tim Burton,

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00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 2: like all lots of cranks and gears, and like you're

907
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 2: going down the line and seeing like someone's holding up

908
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 2: a picture of him and like it's moving down the

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00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 2: line and they're cranking and here's and it's on a

910
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 2: little conveyor belt and then you pull back and it's

911
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,879
Speaker 2: all happening in someone's head. And that's how my life

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00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 2: works now, where I'm like, nah, maybe not and everyone's like,

913
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,359
Speaker 2: or maybe this is who you work with full time

914
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 2: all day every day.

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00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly, but.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what's gonna happen. That's what happens to us now.

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00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 2: We are at a point in life where when we

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00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 2: do throw shade, we better beat. We have to be

919
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 2: ready with like a Pauline Kale essay, because shade does

920
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,839
Speaker 2: not just disappear from our lives anymore like we throw it.

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Speaker 2: That's why we can't be low key about it, Ashley,

922
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 2: because we throw it and it's present, it sticks.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go on a limon say I think Pauline

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00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: Kale would hate.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go out on more of a lem and

926
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Speaker 2: say I think she would hate timiditate lame.

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Speaker 1: I think she would I think she would.

928
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 2: I think she would see right through that shit. All right,

929
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 2: let's end this before we get fucking sued.

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Speaker 2: to answer that question. And trust me, at this point

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