WEBVTT - Enya moved to Miami

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency in a Calm. Today,

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<v Speaker 1>I am bringing to the table a very important question.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you rather do bas salt or a whole can

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<v Speaker 1>of galaxy gas?

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, immediately, immediately galaxy gas. And only because dentists give

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<v Speaker 2>you essentially galaxy gas. They actually flavor the air sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>with cherry. By the way, I don't know if it's

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's because the numbing medication that

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<v Speaker 2>they put in your mouth before they stick the needle

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<v Speaker 2>in is cherry flavor, and it makes the air taste cherry.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a squirrel in the tree behind me? I

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<v Speaker 2>love nature. I really loves.

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<v Speaker 1>Grando hashtag random hashtag a girl shiny haw shiny.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm doing galaxy gas obviously because uh well, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even remember the other ones basalts.

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<v Speaker 1>But what if you could pick the basalts, Like, what

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<v Speaker 1>if the basalts were super super just like some random

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<v Speaker 1>Malibu bitch and it was like salts from the sea,

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<v Speaker 1>like air dried and baked, and it was like natural

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<v Speaker 1>ass basalts. You wouldn't like opt for these at a

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<v Speaker 1>galaxy gas.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there's no such thing as natural basalts. I

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<v Speaker 2>think the bath salts was just it's called basalts so

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<v Speaker 2>they could sell it in like convenience stores. But it

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<v Speaker 2>was actually like some random ass research chemical from China

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<v Speaker 2>that just like melted your brain and made you eat people.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like different types, so like the types that you

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<v Speaker 2>put in your bath, those don't get you high.

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<v Speaker 1>But like if you thought the whole gag was that

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<v Speaker 1>he ate bass from like bed bath and beyond or some.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, or was that just like a rumor that was

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<v Speaker 2>just a rumor. So I'm doing galaxy gas. I'm getting

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting loaded off galaxy gass. And I just went

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<v Speaker 2>to the dentist and guess what, I had my second procedure.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't give me fucking laughing gas. So I was

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<v Speaker 2>sitting there writhing in pain, and it was it hurt

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<v Speaker 2>even more than the other side. And now this tooth

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<v Speaker 2>is literally turning gray. My temporary fucking moler is turning gray.

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<v Speaker 2>And I looked it up and it's because they burst

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<v Speaker 2>some blood vessels and so now there's blood vessels rotting

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<v Speaker 2>the pulp of my tooth. So I'm probably gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>to get a fucking root canal because of their neglect

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<v Speaker 2>and my goddamn mouth and it hurts so bad. And

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<v Speaker 2>I called them yesterday and I was like, hey, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like really excruciating, like I can't do anything. And they

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<v Speaker 2>were like, okay, come in tomorrow. And I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't come in tomorrow and they were like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the dnnists will call you. Wait.

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<v Speaker 3>Why couldn't you come in because of this?

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<v Speaker 2>Because we were recording. Yeah. Wow, So no, I'm dedicated.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you are your dedicated to your craft.

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<v Speaker 1>I really love that, like you have a burning passion

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<v Speaker 1>to speak and I love that about you. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess now I have to go to Galaxy Gas. Also

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<v Speaker 1>play the clip of me telling Drew not to go

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<v Speaker 1>to that dentist, just to be clear, because I really

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<v Speaker 1>don't have anything to say on the subject matter because like.

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<v Speaker 2>At Old as Old, I kind of look weird.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean from my.

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<v Speaker 2>Flurry, I'm such a fucking narcissist because look at my

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<v Speaker 2>screen later, because you.

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<v Speaker 3>Looking at yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's crazy is I had mine like that

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<v Speaker 1>at the beginning, and then I changed it because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I feel like there's somebody out there who's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you can tell like with the way so and so

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<v Speaker 1>is looking that they're not looking at someone else, And

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<v Speaker 1>like in my head, I would look prettier looking at

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<v Speaker 1>you because I love you so much. So I'm having

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<v Speaker 1>like a real love for you instead of looking at

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<v Speaker 1>my face and really being scared and like thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>my every move.

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<v Speaker 2>I live for you. I love for you, Olivia. Okay, So,

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<v Speaker 2>like we know this like dumb as rocks whatever, But

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<v Speaker 2>why is there so much fossil fuel? Like I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like we should have run out by now, no, because

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<v Speaker 2>aren't they just like rotted dinosaur corpses and like little

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<v Speaker 2>shells and shit, Like I'm not buying it, Like there

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<v Speaker 2>should not be fossil fuels on this fucking planet anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I think it's all a lie. Like I truly

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<v Speaker 2>don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>You got anything to say to that?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, just before I chime in, though, what do

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<v Speaker 4>you guys think of my apartment?

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<v Speaker 3>That's not your apartment? This is This is.

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<v Speaker 4>From a date I had. It was a very yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it was a very intimate date that I had.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you have no art up on your walls?

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<v Speaker 1>It's really like dungeon in there, and it's like kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of called minimalism, and it's very sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>The exposed brick is the art, babe, it's very she

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<v Speaker 2>exactly part.

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<v Speaker 1>Of what used to be somebody who was passionate enough

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<v Speaker 1>to build a building brick by brick, and now they

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<v Speaker 1>make them out of card.

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<v Speaker 4>I have art, and I'm going to be putting my

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<v Speaker 4>board ape Yacht Club all of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna get TV? No TV screen TV?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's going to be a big o led screen

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<v Speaker 4>that's always on. There's gonna be a Neon sign that

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<v Speaker 4>says Cela VI above it, and then there's gonna be

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<v Speaker 4>a Bible quote at the bottom.

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<v Speaker 3>I genuinely think I forgot who I was saying this to.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think I need to start hanging up words

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<v Speaker 1>of affirmation around the house because the bitches who do.

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<v Speaker 3>That are genuinely happier, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Could do it in like my own way, but there

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<v Speaker 1>is something to be said about words of affirmation. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>never going to be the bitch who's like writing on

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<v Speaker 1>sticky notes and putting it on my mirror, Although I

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<v Speaker 1>think that works for a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 3>I would.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I could ever write something sincere to

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<v Speaker 1>myself and expect myself to see it another time and

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<v Speaker 1>feel anything from.

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<v Speaker 3>It, like I would never.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, that's how little I take myself like

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of seriousness. But we need to start making

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<v Speaker 1>like lit words of affirmation art. But I just feel

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<v Speaker 1>like that's kind of like a hard sincerity is scary,

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<v Speaker 1>like to make one that's like actually good, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how it wouldn't starty epidemic.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I found a sticky up in Drew's room that

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<v Speaker 4>just said I am not ran through four hundred times.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if that.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you going through my shit?

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<v Speaker 1>Also, that doesn't even make sense because Drew, that would

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<v Speaker 1>only like X may like maybe like a tenth of

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<v Speaker 1>your body count. So saying I'm not ran through that

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<v Speaker 1>would only cover four hundred of like the who knows how.

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<v Speaker 2>Many people and who's in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 3>Because let me cook.

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<v Speaker 2>Let cook. It was about fossil fuels, Yeah, fossil fuels,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I feel like we should have ran out if

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<v Speaker 2>it's really fossil.

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<v Speaker 4>I also feel that way, But I'm also I have

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<v Speaker 4>thought about this, But then it's like dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 2>Existed for billions of years.

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<v Speaker 4>One hundred million years or something, right, yeah, actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Just dinosaur bones though, right, Like I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 2>they're talking about like the kunks and the shells too.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't fucking know, but I think it's all the forest.

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<v Speaker 2>I think none of it's real. Like I'm really I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not buying it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe in fossil fuels.

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<v Speaker 2>Famously, I literally don't believe in them. I'm like, yeah, right, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I know we have been worried about AI and

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<v Speaker 1>its progression for a really long time, and there have

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<v Speaker 1>been multiple signs to stop, and humans have continued to

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<v Speaker 1>move forward with it. But I think the sign that

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<v Speaker 1>is the scariest to me is that AI has gathered

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<v Speaker 1>enough information that it knows how to make bad art

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<v Speaker 1>like it like I've seen bad a I are and

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<v Speaker 1>there's always been bad AI R in terms of like Jesus,

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<v Speaker 1>like on a tractor, like mowing through the sea like

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<v Speaker 1>what like there's always been shit like that, but like

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<v Speaker 1>I mean bad a, Like somebody somehow gave U like

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<v Speaker 1>this description so whack that the RT is like somebody trying.

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<v Speaker 3>To be good at something? Does that make sense? Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>should I turn off these lights?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's a bit unflattering on me. And you guys

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<v Speaker 3>care about.

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<v Speaker 4>The way you honestly look good? You don't. It's not

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<v Speaker 4>giving overhead lighting. You look good. I wanted to bring

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<v Speaker 4>up one thing. I sent it to the group chat

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<v Speaker 4>and I want you guys to take a look at it.

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<v Speaker 2>The black mold. The jk rowling black mold.

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<v Speaker 4>So she's taken photos in the same room for the

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<v Speaker 4>four years and there's like black mold progressing up her walls.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why she's batshit crazy. The black mold is getting

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<v Speaker 2>to her goddamn brain.

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<v Speaker 3>And at least like question it a little bit. I

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<v Speaker 3>would be like, like.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know the shadows from the mold have

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<v Speaker 1>created enough of like a silhouette now that she's been

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<v Speaker 1>walking through her house and thought she saw something.

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<v Speaker 2>In the aspiration. No, it's also giving like like that

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<v Speaker 2>is black mold? Like that's like you should see any

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<v Speaker 2>type of mold growing in your house and immediately question it,

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<v Speaker 2>like why is that just growing? Over five?

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<v Speaker 4>Where does she livewarts she.

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<v Speaker 1>Has to live in the most human environment ever, or

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<v Speaker 1>she's just backed like how is that much mold growing? Like? Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that I've ever seen Maybe it's because

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<v Speaker 1>the average person doesn't let it get there. But damn,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen that much mold grow. I mean someone's

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<v Speaker 1>like living space.

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<v Speaker 2>It's proof that her brain is fucking rotted that she

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<v Speaker 2>won't just like clean up the goddamn mold.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the first sign of like black mold?

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<v Speaker 3>Me?

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<v Speaker 1>I almost like followed my own answer up with that,

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<v Speaker 1>But like, no, you've been like that no matter where

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<v Speaker 1>we live, that's not really a mold thing for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I haven't slept on that couch. I mean the

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<v Speaker 2>new couch is horrible. I fucking hate it. Have we

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<v Speaker 2>talked about it on here?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my, oh god, you cough up blood.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when you were convinced we had black mold?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, in the couch. But were there any actual legitimate

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<v Speaker 4>symptoms of the black mold or was it just true?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was just Drew's pre diabetes showing like three

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<v Speaker 3>years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what it was literally just like him eating and

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<v Speaker 1>knocking out on the couch, and he was like, there's

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<v Speaker 1>mold in this couch.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time I lay on it, I knock out. But

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<v Speaker 3>he eats on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Couch, so you can eat and then turn over and

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<v Speaker 1>like pass out.

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<v Speaker 4>Drew did you ever cough up blood?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh all the time?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my God, coughed up blood? The world would know,

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<v Speaker 3>No world would know.

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<v Speaker 2>Drew is not like no, it's it's literally like I

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<v Speaker 2>forget what it was. Oh Like, when I eat a salad,

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<v Speaker 2>the world knows, I tell everybody immediately, Like everyone knows

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<v Speaker 2>I eat a salad. When I go to the gym,

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<v Speaker 2>the world knows. When I eat my protein goal, the

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<v Speaker 2>world knows. Like there are things in my life that

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<v Speaker 2>I do that I'm so proud of myself that I

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<v Speaker 2>just need to let that people know. So I've been

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<v Speaker 2>thinking a lot about like I've been thinking about a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of like the greatest gifts that quote unquote God

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<v Speaker 2>has given humanity and like my iPhone, obviously, like that's

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<v Speaker 2>at the very top of the list. You can't argue

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<v Speaker 2>that that is like the greatest thing of all time period.

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<v Speaker 2>But close second is eating in your bedroom. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I think. I think eating on the floor of your

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<v Speaker 2>bedroom or of my bedroom brings me a piece and

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<v Speaker 2>a tranquility that like I can't even begin to verbalize

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<v Speaker 2>the feeling I get, like when I'm like when I

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<v Speaker 2>bring my food in and I set it on the

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<v Speaker 2>floor on my carpet, and I see it when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in bed, when I'm letting it get cold, and I

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<v Speaker 2>see it over there, and I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>once the clock hits eleven thirty, like I'm fucking feasting.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's so good.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say, I can't agree with you. Eating on

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<v Speaker 3>your floor is like top ten. Not for me, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's pretty top ten.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like connecting with my Neanderthalian roots, Like it's like

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<v Speaker 2>I would eat before, yeah, because they would probably eat

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<v Speaker 2>in the dirt under a tree or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure even Neanderthals were like, whoa, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to get dirt on my raw animal or like my.

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<v Speaker 2>Raw, my nuts and bears, my raw yeah, my raw diet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>my vegan raw diet, no diet. Do you think, oh

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<v Speaker 2>what did you ask? Were you the one asking what

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<v Speaker 2>the first gay caveman? Was like?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah, that was like in a Patreon episode, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah, the first caveman, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Because or no, no, I think it was in a

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<v Speaker 1>public episode because we we were talking about how no

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<v Speaker 1>matter what length did you speak, like gay accents come

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<v Speaker 1>out like you can just hear if someone's gay and

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<v Speaker 1>like you had to have been able to peep that

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<v Speaker 1>with like cave man, like they just had.

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<v Speaker 2>To have.

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<v Speaker 3>Start doing that to y'all. Look good.

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<v Speaker 2>That fucking crocodile movie, Sean Mendez did. I saw a

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<v Speaker 2>clip of the Baby Crocodile seeing recently who said yes,

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<v Speaker 2>who green lit that? How much did that make in

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<v Speaker 2>the box office?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it probably made like way more than

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<v Speaker 1>you would.

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<v Speaker 2>Expect shine men like it probably did.

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy movies No, actually movies are flopping crazy right now,

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<v Speaker 1>let me not say that. But the most I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like random kids movies do well because.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, what else is there for them to see?

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<v Speaker 3>Kid's content? In general, I feel like, does.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, oh, eleven million dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>How much?

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<v Speaker 4>One hundred and eleven million dollars? Which I think is.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's like really good. Also, another one of the

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<v Speaker 2>greatest gifts God has given to humanity is being able

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<v Speaker 2>to see the reels your friends and family likes on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I figured by now people would like

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<v Speaker 2>know about that and understand that, like I can see

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<v Speaker 2>the content they're interacting with. But I still have like

0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:43.320
<v Speaker 2>five to ten like people that like aren't in my

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<v Speaker 2>life every single day, or aren't in my life even

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<v Speaker 2>every single year, that like, their likes pop up on

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<v Speaker 2>there and it's them liking like the the hairyus bear

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<v Speaker 2>you've ever seen, like twerking, or like a straight dude

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<v Speaker 2>liking like sex women like throwing ass or whatever. And

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they're aware, and I hope they never

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<v Speaker 2>find out that I can see what they're liking, because

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<v Speaker 2>it's literally the funniest thing ever scrolling through that thing and.

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<v Speaker 4>You're really quick, can you move your hair to the

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<v Speaker 4>other side because it's it's rimming up against the microphone.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, you're it because you're pretty.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I was also doing it because you're pretty, but

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<v Speaker 4>also the mic.

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<v Speaker 1>So I haven't seen anyone like anything that felt too funny.

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<v Speaker 3>My sister liked a funny TikTok recently.

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<v Speaker 2>I have two that two people in my life that

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<v Speaker 2>send me every I bet it's like fifty five percent

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<v Speaker 2>of the content that comes up on their Instagram feed

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<v Speaker 2>they just send to me. Literally, I have never.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's what I think. My sisters is.

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<v Speaker 1>My sister, I'm like, you must just she sends me

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<v Speaker 1>like thirty a time, I'm like, you must be swiping

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<v Speaker 1>in everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like in her head she's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like banger banger, banger banger, or she's just like bored.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened to curation?

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<v Speaker 1>Like exactly, I want to curated send off Like I

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<v Speaker 1>send things to people that are very curated personally. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just that kind of girl. I take my time

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<v Speaker 1>like I just care.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, like when I send Drew videos of guys and

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<v Speaker 4>their stomachs are all inflated and distended. I make sure

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<v Speaker 4>to send the best ones that are in four K

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<v Speaker 4>and you can hear like some sort of slashing.

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<v Speaker 3>Aren't joking?

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<v Speaker 2>No, we're literally not. And what's so funny is me

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<v Speaker 2>and Ki were on the phone for mind you an

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<v Speaker 2>hour and a half last night, just like talking. It

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<v Speaker 2>was really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't call me. I'm literally I'm all the way

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<v Speaker 3>in Miami. You haven't called not once.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't called me.

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<v Speaker 3>The phone works both ways. No, No, you wanted to,

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<v Speaker 3>he would if you.

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<v Speaker 2>Want, I'm gonna clock. I'm going to clock it real

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<v Speaker 2>quick because I do call you and you're like, oh, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>like I have to go, and it's like five minutes

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<v Speaker 2>into our call. The last three times I've called you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's spoke. We spoke for like twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>It was less than twelve. It was less than twelve

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<v Speaker 2>because I was like, damn, I haven't spoken to in

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<v Speaker 2>yet all this week.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no way.

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<v Speaker 2>I think. It was like eleven minutes and thirty eight seconds.

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<v Speaker 3>Fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, see, less than twenty.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro, you're obsessed with me. Get off my fucking dick.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't I have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Call you and tell you what I'm up when everything

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing, you're so fun messed with me?

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<v Speaker 3>Get off of my back.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want me to call you? Or do you

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<v Speaker 2>not want me to call you? Because since the phone work,

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<v Speaker 2>you just.

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<v Speaker 3>Know when I want to call.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like the main issue with calling is like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk to people on the phone, but

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<v Speaker 1>just can you somehow manage to call me within the

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<v Speaker 1>like ten seconds?

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<v Speaker 3>That that's a fleeting.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought of what I want, you know, Like, I think

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<v Speaker 1>realistically I need to get better at calling people because.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't call anybody.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like call or like I'm not somebody to

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<v Speaker 1>like start up a conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very feminine of you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also I wasn't allowed to have friends and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>as a kid, or like talk to people on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm not really used to like that. Still, that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of freedom, I think part of my brain is

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<v Speaker 1>still wired where like to also in my head to

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<v Speaker 1>start a conversation or talk to somebody is extremely bothersome

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<v Speaker 1>regardless of the intention. And then also I get now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I get like pre anxiety about like showing up in

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<v Speaker 1>the conversation and making sure that like it is worthwhile.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I will just like overspeak over tech somehow,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Just I'm it's just anytime I'm on the phone with

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<v Speaker 2>like anybody, like name a person that i'd be on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>With your mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, actually touching myself. I'm playing with my wiener with Kai,

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<v Speaker 2>especially last night, all night last night on the phone

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<v Speaker 2>with him. I was touching myself with Anya, even though

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<v Speaker 2>it was ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean you're touching yourself? What are you

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<v Speaker 4>talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Like just holding yourself in a loving manner.

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<v Speaker 1>No, like my Wiener, I can't lie, Like I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm super comfy with somebody if I'm chilling in a

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<v Speaker 1>room with them and I got my hands on my.

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<v Speaker 3>Kouchie like I genuinely like, I'm my damn.

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<v Speaker 1>This is true comfort and it's not in a sexual way.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like it's like me, it's me returning to

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<v Speaker 1>myself like I wish, I wish I was kidding too,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's not in a sexual way. It's literally like

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<v Speaker 1>this is for warmth and comfort, and I'm returning to me,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm returning back to my own womb in a

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<v Speaker 1>way like Mommy has done mommying everyone for the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Mommy must be comforted by her own.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom, but my mom and dad.

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<v Speaker 3>So you see my problem?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, can you move your hair again? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god? You just want to see my skin?

0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:08.440
<v Speaker 2>That's not want to hear your collar bones? What about it?

0:20:08.920 --> 0:20:09.000
<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>What about it? Kai wants to see your nate nude body.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not weird.

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<v Speaker 4>I just it's just an audio thing. That's purely what

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<v Speaker 4>it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not anything more than you call it as it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I remember what I was going to say.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, Drew for audio, can you take your shirt off?

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<v Speaker 4>Just because I think it's rubbing up against the mic.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait. I actually am almost to a point in my

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<v Speaker 2>life where I'm like, I'm almost gonna be shirtless, Like

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<v Speaker 2>my body is so ty right now. And I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to send you the pictures I've been taking.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going to be shirtless.

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<v Speaker 4>And yet zoom in on the first one.

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<v Speaker 2>Zoom in on I'm cropping it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh ship, Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Want I want to get strong. This arm is like

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<v Speaker 3>really son?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, Kai, which one was it was? I kind of

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<v Speaker 2>turned to the side. Yeah it's that one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and then zoom in very close to Drew's face

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<v Speaker 4>and you look at the pictures, look at my body.

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<v Speaker 4>Tea put zoom in on his face.

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<v Speaker 2>God, I hate the way I look in these fucking photos.

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<v Speaker 2>My headphones died.

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<v Speaker 4>I also had to make some food.

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<v Speaker 2>So is that all you're eating? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Big, what I'm having?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually have nothing else on the side, big and ginormous.

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<v Speaker 4>No, this is just this is the main course right here.

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<v Speaker 2>You hear how heavy it was when it hit the mic.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm scared. I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're gonna chew for the rest of the episode.

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<v Speaker 3>That's cool, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, anybody else want to hear Kai chew on boiled

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<v Speaker 1>plane Rice?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, some people have emailed my business email and asked

0:21:51.440 --> 0:21:54.760
<v Speaker 4>me for videos of exactly of asmr hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Since your voice is peaking back up?

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<v Speaker 4>Really, oh Drew told me to turn my shit up.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to my dental work, m I got that temporary

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<v Speaker 2>tooth installed on the right side of my mouth, and

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<v Speaker 2>they made it so sharp that it literally, for the

0:22:14.160 --> 0:22:18.680
<v Speaker 2>first two days was cutting my tongue. Like my tooth

0:22:18.760 --> 0:22:20.719
<v Speaker 2>was so sharp it was cutting the side of my tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>So what I did is, I was like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going back to that fucking dental office. What I did

0:22:25.760 --> 0:22:29.360
<v Speaker 2>is I grabbed a nail file and filed my temporary

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<v Speaker 2>tooth down and it worked.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess, Yeah, that's not the craziest thing ever, But

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<v Speaker 3>what was it? Like a fresh file at least?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was the ones I use on my fingernails. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I eat my fingernails like that crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry though, but that's like you constantly wash your hands,

0:22:48.480 --> 0:22:51.280
<v Speaker 1>like your hands, like you would never bite on your

0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:54.000
<v Speaker 1>fingernails after like playing around. But I feel like you've

0:22:54.040 --> 0:22:56.639
<v Speaker 1>definitely filed your nails on a whim where your hands

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<v Speaker 1>are dirty and it's just like collected dead skin and bacteria,

0:23:01.240 --> 0:23:01.840
<v Speaker 1>and like.

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<v Speaker 2>I eat my fingernails without washing my hands.

0:23:05.000 --> 0:23:07.359
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess I eat my fingernails too, but

0:23:07.440 --> 0:23:09.119
<v Speaker 1>my fingers look pretty good right now. I can't I

0:23:09.160 --> 0:23:12.680
<v Speaker 1>need a fill, but like, no, I've been biting my

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<v Speaker 1>nails the past like two three days.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even lie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, but before I forget, the thing I was

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<v Speaker 1>saying before you went was I thought my dad was

0:23:21.240 --> 0:23:24.359
<v Speaker 1>trying to fucking kill me by making me wipe down

0:23:24.560 --> 0:23:27.800
<v Speaker 1>all the wood and glass in the house every single Sunday.

0:23:27.960 --> 0:23:32.359
<v Speaker 3>Like to me, that was also my dad.

0:23:32.400 --> 0:23:34.760
<v Speaker 1>I genuinely think has OCD, Like if I get it

0:23:34.760 --> 0:23:36.720
<v Speaker 1>from any parent, I think it's him, because he also

0:23:36.880 --> 0:23:37.560
<v Speaker 1>likes things.

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<v Speaker 3>Done in such a specific way.

0:23:40.280 --> 0:23:41.800
<v Speaker 1>And he would go and look at the wod and

0:23:41.840 --> 0:23:46.960
<v Speaker 1>be like, you didn't wipe this down with the dry

0:23:47.800 --> 0:23:52.679
<v Speaker 1>fiberglass towel after so there's dust stuck to the oil,

0:23:53.160 --> 0:23:56.159
<v Speaker 1>and I'd be like okay, like bruh. I literally felt

0:23:56.200 --> 0:23:58.240
<v Speaker 1>like I was in boot camp. And now look, my

0:23:58.359 --> 0:23:59.800
<v Speaker 1>room is always a fucking mess.

0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that instilled nothing in you because there are dishes

0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:06.200
<v Speaker 2>still in the sink from when you left.

0:24:06.680 --> 0:24:07.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

0:24:07.720 --> 0:24:10.400
<v Speaker 1>My dad runs his crib like it's a fucking bed

0:24:10.440 --> 0:24:11.080
<v Speaker 1>and breakfast.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to do that, like, and I do.

0:24:13.600 --> 0:24:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Think I'm somebody who I pick up after myself, and

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe it'll happen more at the end of the

0:24:17.600 --> 0:24:19.760
<v Speaker 1>day or like the next morning, but I'll go around

0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:24.040
<v Speaker 1>and I'll like, I don't let, especially in shared spaces,

0:24:24.080 --> 0:24:25.840
<v Speaker 1>anything get too too crazy.

0:24:26.680 --> 0:24:28.080
<v Speaker 3>Other than the laundry room.

0:24:28.400 --> 0:24:29.879
<v Speaker 2>I was about this. I was about to say the

0:24:29.960 --> 0:24:33.439
<v Speaker 2>launder room in the kitchen, the two shared spaces.

0:24:33.880 --> 0:24:36.919
<v Speaker 3>I clean the kitchen. I clean the kitchen. Bro, you

0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:39.040
<v Speaker 3>know I cleaned the kitchen. Don't play with me about

0:24:39.080 --> 0:24:40.280
<v Speaker 3>cleaning the kitchen. I clean it.

0:24:40.359 --> 0:24:43.320
<v Speaker 2>No, you do. But I'm just so specific about how

0:24:43.359 --> 0:24:45.640
<v Speaker 2>i want spaces to be cleaned.

0:24:45.960 --> 0:24:48.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, me too. I'm always like I need

0:24:48.480 --> 0:24:52.760
<v Speaker 4>my green couch to be spotless. I need my tan

0:24:53.600 --> 0:24:59.120
<v Speaker 4>leather pillow. I need my wineglass. Oh I can't see it,

0:24:59.200 --> 0:24:59.800
<v Speaker 4>but there it is.

0:25:00.160 --> 0:25:02.160
<v Speaker 3>Wait, but I thought you said that was from last night.

0:25:02.240 --> 0:25:04.200
<v Speaker 1>So if you need your things a specific way, why

0:25:04.200 --> 0:25:06.840
<v Speaker 1>would that need to be there? So is that just

0:25:06.880 --> 0:25:08.280
<v Speaker 1>like the lie you always so you always have a

0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:10.359
<v Speaker 1>wine glass there just in case anybody comes into your

0:25:10.359 --> 0:25:10.920
<v Speaker 1>apartment so.

0:25:10.880 --> 0:25:11.400
<v Speaker 3>You can lie.

0:25:11.520 --> 0:25:14.120
<v Speaker 4>Uh yeah, no, I'm a sociopath. And then I have

0:25:15.280 --> 0:25:18.960
<v Speaker 4>my minimal lamp and then all of my vinyl records

0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:24.720
<v Speaker 4>over here. And yeah, so I'm also like crazy.

0:25:25.240 --> 0:25:27.560
<v Speaker 2>I have a tint built in my room right now.

0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:30.040
<v Speaker 3>Really like a camping tent.

0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:32.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I slept in it. I napped in it yesterday.

0:25:33.160 --> 0:25:34.679
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's kind of cute. I like that.

0:25:35.480 --> 0:25:39.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, why did you do that?

0:25:40.119 --> 0:25:40.520
<v Speaker 2>Hold on?

0:25:42.000 --> 0:25:43.720
<v Speaker 4>I feel like that's what like kids do when their

0:25:43.720 --> 0:25:45.000
<v Speaker 4>parents are going through a divorce.

0:25:45.600 --> 0:25:49.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh is your gask in there? No?

0:25:53.440 --> 0:25:55.760
<v Speaker 2>I put the tint there instead of having a desk.

0:25:56.359 --> 0:26:00.440
<v Speaker 2>I went out till four am the other night.

0:26:00.920 --> 0:26:02.080
<v Speaker 3>That is insane.

0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:03.240
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that crazy?

0:26:04.320 --> 0:26:06.359
<v Speaker 4>Is that the same night that I got asked to

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<v Speaker 4>be a third.

0:26:07.200 --> 0:26:10.720
<v Speaker 2>I was literally about to bring that up next real

0:26:11.000 --> 0:26:17.320
<v Speaker 2>h We went to Acbar and which is the gay

0:26:17.320 --> 0:26:21.159
<v Speaker 2>bar in La, the only gay bar in La. Haven't

0:26:21.200 --> 0:26:23.840
<v Speaker 2>been in seven years because last time I went there,

0:26:24.960 --> 0:26:28.840
<v Speaker 2>someone screamed in my face that I was a viner

0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:30.720
<v Speaker 2>and it really was destabilizing.

0:26:31.960 --> 0:26:38.720
<v Speaker 3>So I ego like, or were you there that night before?

0:26:39.600 --> 0:26:41.280
<v Speaker 2>I've only been one other time, and I was like,

0:26:41.320 --> 0:26:43.080
<v Speaker 2>you know what, let's go again, Let's go get gay

0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:47.280
<v Speaker 2>bar drinks. We went and it was just as destabilizing

0:26:47.440 --> 0:26:51.199
<v Speaker 2>some like, within like thirty seconds of walking in, like

0:26:51.280 --> 0:26:53.200
<v Speaker 2>a group of kids like looked at me and laughed

0:26:53.240 --> 0:26:54.639
<v Speaker 2>at me and then came up to me and was

0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:58.400
<v Speaker 2>like I really like your shirt. And I was like, oh,

0:26:58.480 --> 0:27:00.719
<v Speaker 2>thank you, and then turned to around and then they

0:27:01.280 --> 0:27:03.560
<v Speaker 2>snickered and laughed again, and I was like, oh my god,

0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:09.720
<v Speaker 2>gay people are so mean. They're so mean. But we

0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:12.000
<v Speaker 2>were on the dance floor having fun. And when we left,

0:27:12.320 --> 0:27:15.440
<v Speaker 2>it was me, Kai, one of his friends, and Mason.

0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:17.520
<v Speaker 2>Mason vanished into the night. He was like, I'm going

0:27:17.600 --> 0:27:19.719
<v Speaker 2>to go outside and pee, and then literally never saw

0:27:19.800 --> 0:27:24.520
<v Speaker 2>him again the second we walked in, but we were

0:27:24.560 --> 0:27:28.200
<v Speaker 2>walking off the dance floor and this couple in their

0:27:28.280 --> 0:27:31.919
<v Speaker 2>like fifties like pulled Kay aside and asked him to

0:27:31.920 --> 0:27:32.399
<v Speaker 2>be a third.

0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:35.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, were they hot? Were you flattered?

0:27:36.560 --> 0:27:40.160
<v Speaker 4>I was flattered. I was flattered, but I don't want

0:27:40.200 --> 0:27:42.879
<v Speaker 4>to be a third in their relationship. But I was

0:27:42.920 --> 0:27:44.760
<v Speaker 4>also like, this makes a lot of sense. I have

0:27:45.440 --> 0:27:48.520
<v Speaker 4>a very stabilizing sexual masculine vibe. Of course I'm going

0:27:48.560 --> 0:27:50.200
<v Speaker 4>to be asked to be a third at this gay bar.

0:27:51.080 --> 0:27:52.879
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to be a third and like a watch.

0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:55.679
<v Speaker 2>But no, it was also by a man and a woman.

0:27:56.520 --> 0:27:59.919
<v Speaker 2>He would have been oh, the girl asked him.

0:28:00.000 --> 0:28:01.359
<v Speaker 4>I was trying to get out of it, and then

0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:04.680
<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I like, I'm not interested.

0:28:04.720 --> 0:28:08.359
<v Speaker 4>This is my boyfriend. And I pointed to Drew and

0:28:08.400 --> 0:28:10.840
<v Speaker 4>then immediately the other guy clocked it and was like,

0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:14.199
<v Speaker 4>they're not gay, or at least he's not pointing to me,

0:28:15.080 --> 0:28:16.440
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, what the fuck.

0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:20.159
<v Speaker 1>Also, like, for some reason that like became like what

0:28:20.200 --> 0:28:22.399
<v Speaker 1>people do is their business, and I really don't judge

0:28:22.400 --> 0:28:23.520
<v Speaker 1>if it gets you going.

0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:23.680
<v Speaker 3>But like.

0:28:27.200 --> 0:28:29.720
<v Speaker 2>Asking Kai to be your third, you have to be

0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:33.320
<v Speaker 2>deranged as fuck to ask to be like, you have

0:28:33.400 --> 0:28:38.240
<v Speaker 2>to be really psycho weird, like a danger a dangerous person.

0:28:38.520 --> 0:28:40.959
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so put a pin in that, because

0:28:41.000 --> 0:28:43.680
<v Speaker 1>if we genuinely go down that road, we could be

0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:45.520
<v Speaker 1>here for ours.

0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:48.960
<v Speaker 4>I just don't understand why that just doesn't make sense

0:28:49.000 --> 0:28:54.800
<v Speaker 4>to me. Oh shit, I almost fucking forgot office bottom.

0:28:55.200 --> 0:28:56.760
<v Speaker 3>Hey, your rice is getting cold?

0:28:57.640 --> 0:29:01.760
<v Speaker 2>The office bottoms out? Was it a picture? And got

0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:05.440
<v Speaker 2>called off his bottom?

0:29:05.600 --> 0:29:05.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:29:05.960 --> 0:29:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh, but I was saying, it's endearing the thought of

0:29:09.000 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 1>two men ap perching Kai.

0:29:10.760 --> 0:29:13.160
<v Speaker 3>With that, the thought of a man and woman a

0:29:13.280 --> 0:29:14.040
<v Speaker 3>perching kai with that.

0:29:14.160 --> 0:29:17.400
<v Speaker 1>There's something very like eerie about it. Does that make sense?

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:29.000
<v Speaker 2>Like, and the girl was the one that asked, yeah.

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:27.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that is great love. He should be

0:29:27.280 --> 0:29:29.080
<v Speaker 3>illegal to go ask a stranger about that.

0:29:29.240 --> 0:29:31.600
<v Speaker 1>Like, I know, I know people are down like whatever,

0:29:31.640 --> 0:29:34.320
<v Speaker 1>but like, but I don't know if like.

0:29:34.840 --> 0:29:36.400
<v Speaker 4>It was flattering to me. I was.

0:29:36.960 --> 0:29:39.000
<v Speaker 2>It was sweet. It was they were sweet.

0:29:39.160 --> 0:29:42.200
<v Speaker 1>They were like I guess I would be flattered if

0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:46.720
<v Speaker 1>like a very specific set of people ask me that.

0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:49.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No, I think I think the whole thing was

0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:53.080
<v Speaker 2>like sweet like that that I was, like, I support

0:29:53.160 --> 0:29:58.400
<v Speaker 2>couples like diversifying their twenty five year sex life. I

0:29:58.720 --> 0:30:00.840
<v Speaker 2>think it's like wholesome. I've had a whole spiel about

0:30:00.840 --> 0:30:03.680
<v Speaker 2>it before, but I'm like, no, like that's like ultimate

0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:07.080
<v Speaker 2>trust and ultimate whatever. Not for me currently, but maybe

0:30:07.120 --> 0:30:08.520
<v Speaker 2>in twenty five years, who knows.

0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:09.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I.

0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:13.200
<v Speaker 1>See the benefits of it, and I do think for

0:30:13.280 --> 0:30:16.000
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people it works, But it's just too

0:30:16.000 --> 0:30:20.520
<v Speaker 1>funny to me. Like it's literally like it's too funny too.

0:30:21.400 --> 0:30:21.760
<v Speaker 3>I guess.

0:30:21.840 --> 0:30:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Actually it's kind of this is a crazy relation to make,

0:30:25.520 --> 0:30:27.400
<v Speaker 1>but it kind of reminds me how as much as

0:30:27.400 --> 0:30:29.960
<v Speaker 1>people make fun of Jojo Seawall, no one loves Jojo

0:30:30.040 --> 0:30:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Seawall like Jojo Seawall like that is the most confident

0:30:32.680 --> 0:30:35.960
<v Speaker 1>person ever. She would never falter in an answer if

0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:38.880
<v Speaker 1>asked if she like how she feels about something she

0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:39.800
<v Speaker 1>likes or whatever.

0:30:40.040 --> 0:30:41.840
<v Speaker 2>Wait, is someone brave enough?

0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:45.840
<v Speaker 3>Girl? She does as she pleases and like God, he's.

0:30:45.800 --> 0:30:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Real as fuck.

0:30:46.560 --> 0:30:49.680
<v Speaker 3>No, That's what I'm saying. She does she fucking pleases,

0:30:49.760 --> 0:30:50.440
<v Speaker 3>bro Like.

0:30:51.320 --> 0:30:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Also, speaking of the gay bar, I got hit on

0:30:54.120 --> 0:30:55.280
<v Speaker 2>down at the gay bars.

0:30:56.560 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, dru got fucking swarmed.

0:30:58.760 --> 0:31:00.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm not like joking. I don't care.

0:31:03.400 --> 0:31:06.480
<v Speaker 4>Well, I care, and it pisses me off because I

0:31:06.520 --> 0:31:08.240
<v Speaker 4>didn't get any attention.

0:31:08.840 --> 0:31:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Had that asked to be a third, if I.

0:31:12.480 --> 0:31:14.840
<v Speaker 1>Would have got hit on, even though I'm a girl,

0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:17.240
<v Speaker 1>you probably would have because.

0:31:17.040 --> 0:31:19.520
<v Speaker 2>You're going to it was. It was lit. I like

0:31:19.680 --> 0:31:22.360
<v Speaker 2>I I for the first time, like last week, I'd

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:26.880
<v Speaker 2>like was desirable. I felt desired. It was awesome, dude.

0:31:26.960 --> 0:31:29.320
<v Speaker 4>I swear to God, whenever we were in any this

0:31:29.440 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 4>is dead serious. By the way leading into it, let

0:31:34.160 --> 0:31:37.440
<v Speaker 4>me just say this, whenever we are in a social situation,

0:31:37.640 --> 0:31:38.760
<v Speaker 4>people are look at.

0:31:38.720 --> 0:31:40.720
<v Speaker 3>It, look at how much it makes him smile.

0:31:41.160 --> 0:31:44.520
<v Speaker 4>Psychoticy, gravitate towards you like no one. I feel like

0:31:44.520 --> 0:31:46.480
<v Speaker 4>when we we would like be at a restaurant with

0:31:46.480 --> 0:31:48.680
<v Speaker 4>fin Wolf Haardt, and people would walk past him to

0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:50.320
<v Speaker 4>go up to you and talk to you because you

0:31:50.360 --> 0:31:54.040
<v Speaker 4>have such an inviting a. That's true, that's true. I

0:31:54.080 --> 0:31:54.920
<v Speaker 4>saw that shit happen.

0:31:55.160 --> 0:31:58.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's because of this amazing phenomenon that me and

0:31:58.720 --> 0:32:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Drew are influencer. So anytime we're with any of our

0:32:01.640 --> 0:32:05.760
<v Speaker 1>celebrity friends, we're like the easy target, like Z and

0:32:05.800 --> 0:32:06.360
<v Speaker 1>then they're.

0:32:06.160 --> 0:32:09.920
<v Speaker 2>Like Ze, No, no, no, it's it's because I'm wholesome

0:32:09.960 --> 0:32:11.959
<v Speaker 2>and I have good energy and I have a sweet,

0:32:12.040 --> 0:32:15.080
<v Speaker 2>kind face. Strangers ask me for things all the time

0:32:16.240 --> 0:32:17.640
<v Speaker 2>because I give up the exuber a.

0:32:17.800 --> 0:32:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Strangers ask you to meet them in the bathroom and

0:32:20.520 --> 0:32:23.959
<v Speaker 1>hookup because you're a whore. That's not strangers asking you

0:32:24.000 --> 0:32:25.520
<v Speaker 1>for like, that's not strangers.

0:32:25.920 --> 0:32:30.040
<v Speaker 2>And the strangest thing about this conversation is the hate

0:32:30.160 --> 0:32:32.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting for being cute.

0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Also, you are hella chilled back right now, bitch, you

0:32:35.960 --> 0:32:38.240
<v Speaker 1>are laid the fuck up, Like, yeah, you're.

0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:41.840
<v Speaker 2>So relaxed, uncomfortable. Rub your comfort. I got my if

0:32:41.880 --> 0:32:42.160
<v Speaker 2>he did.

0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:45.800
<v Speaker 3>Blanket your heb adiba blanket.

0:32:45.960 --> 0:32:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Bab Adobe, blanket girl. How do you say her name?

0:32:52.000 --> 0:32:54.320
<v Speaker 2>Because I say b bab Adobie and everything's like, that's.

0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:56.320
<v Speaker 3>Not it's bieba Dooby, bitch.

0:32:56.280 --> 0:33:01.120
<v Speaker 2>Be bob Adobe. That's literally what I'm saying, be bab Adobe.

0:33:02.680 --> 0:33:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Wait say it again, dude, I'm amusing me.

0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:09.160
<v Speaker 3>Like I don't know, I'm scared, like Bbadooby.

0:33:10.120 --> 0:33:11.800
<v Speaker 2>That's literally what I'm saying.

0:33:12.480 --> 0:33:16.000
<v Speaker 4>It's not. No, it's not you're adding a syllable.

0:33:16.440 --> 0:33:19.520
<v Speaker 3>Dude, This is like you calling it Lucaguadalajara. Who else

0:33:19.640 --> 0:33:20.040
<v Speaker 3>you like?

0:33:20.360 --> 0:33:22.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:33:22.800 --> 0:33:25.000
<v Speaker 3>New Kim k one is Karma.

0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:30.560
<v Speaker 2>Kardashian, Arama, we got Carly Jenner and Karma Kardashian.

0:33:34.080 --> 0:33:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, guys, seriously, this is what life is about.

0:33:37.080 --> 0:33:38.479
<v Speaker 3>Just laughing with your friends.

0:33:38.600 --> 0:33:42.040
<v Speaker 2>No, literally, I love laughing with my friends. Wait should

0:33:42.080 --> 0:33:45.160
<v Speaker 2>I go into like really like detail about how I

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:45.760
<v Speaker 2>got hit on?

0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:49.200
<v Speaker 3>Dude? Literally, fucking no.

0:33:49.240 --> 0:33:52.760
<v Speaker 2>You get so jealous. I'm telling I'm telling them. I'm

0:33:52.760 --> 0:33:55.200
<v Speaker 2>telling them because one of them is actually fucking crazy.

0:33:55.520 --> 0:33:59.080
<v Speaker 2>I was walking off the dance floor after Kai and

0:33:59.160 --> 0:34:03.080
<v Speaker 2>his friend left, and uh, it was me and a

0:34:03.080 --> 0:34:05.080
<v Speaker 2>buddy that I met up with, and we were walking

0:34:05.160 --> 0:34:07.080
<v Speaker 2>off the dance floor and then we saw two people

0:34:07.080 --> 0:34:08.880
<v Speaker 2>that we knew trying to go to the dance floor

0:34:09.120 --> 0:34:12.640
<v Speaker 2>and they were like hmm, like or was it fun

0:34:12.640 --> 0:34:13.880
<v Speaker 2>in there? And we were like, yeah, it's fun, but

0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 2>it's like too many people. And then as we're talking,

0:34:17.480 --> 0:34:20.800
<v Speaker 2>this like fifty five year old like man that's probably

0:34:20.840 --> 0:34:25.440
<v Speaker 2>like five six grabs me like literally grabs my side

0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:29.040
<v Speaker 2>and pulls me in and just like kisses my face

0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:33.360
<v Speaker 2>down and then just like walks away and winks at me.

0:34:34.040 --> 0:34:37.440
<v Speaker 2>And then you know, the people I was with was like,

0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:38.359
<v Speaker 2>oh do you know why?

0:34:38.480 --> 0:34:40.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh I can't have gone.

0:34:40.360 --> 0:34:43.799
<v Speaker 2>No, it was frezy. Like the people I was with

0:34:44.640 --> 0:34:46.560
<v Speaker 2>they were like, oh, do you know him? And I

0:34:46.600 --> 0:34:49.919
<v Speaker 2>was like no, do y'all and they were like no,

0:34:50.680 --> 0:34:53.640
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, that's like literally insane that

0:34:53.640 --> 0:34:55.720
<v Speaker 2>that just happened. Like it was like wet. I felt

0:34:55.719 --> 0:34:58.800
<v Speaker 2>his like beard and like his wet lips on my face.

0:34:59.200 --> 0:35:03.120
<v Speaker 2>Not gonna lie. I enjoyed it. So no shade there,

0:35:03.760 --> 0:35:08.719
<v Speaker 2>but don't do that to strangers. Question Mark, I.

0:35:08.680 --> 0:35:12.759
<v Speaker 4>Had a question for you guys from the numbers of

0:35:12.840 --> 0:35:14.959
<v Speaker 4>from one to ten, which ones are gay and which

0:35:14.960 --> 0:35:15.640
<v Speaker 4>ones are straight?

0:35:16.880 --> 0:35:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Wait, numbers one through ten?

0:35:18.280 --> 0:35:21.600
<v Speaker 1>W eight is gay not because of eight, not because

0:35:21.640 --> 0:35:23.440
<v Speaker 1>of like oh you ate, but just like no.

0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Two holes, those hoes get filled.

0:35:26.120 --> 0:35:27.399
<v Speaker 3>She's too, Like.

0:35:29.239 --> 0:35:30.080
<v Speaker 4>What about one?

0:35:30.320 --> 0:35:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Is that? I feel like that's one straight? One is straight,

0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:38.480
<v Speaker 2>one is the one is kind of Bye, oh we're

0:35:38.480 --> 0:35:39.319
<v Speaker 2>adding by now?

0:35:40.120 --> 0:35:43.600
<v Speaker 4>I said straight or gayday?

0:35:46.400 --> 0:35:48.200
<v Speaker 3>You told me, yes, you're right.

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:49.919
<v Speaker 4>I guess it's a good point, dude.

0:35:49.920 --> 0:35:52.320
<v Speaker 3>Bye. People do exist because evil does exist.

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Remember let me exist, So by people, we I'm I'm

0:35:58.800 --> 0:36:06.080
<v Speaker 1>still in life.

0:36:06.120 --> 0:36:07.040
<v Speaker 3>She is gay?

0:36:07.280 --> 0:36:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Three is straight. That's a boring ass. Number four straight?

0:36:12.400 --> 0:36:16.560
<v Speaker 2>I think, yeah, four straight, five is gay, five is gay,

0:36:16.840 --> 0:36:17.560
<v Speaker 2>six is gay.

0:36:18.000 --> 0:36:21.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, seven to me is also gay.

0:36:22.320 --> 0:36:25.200
<v Speaker 3>Nine and ten straight for some reason.

0:36:25.440 --> 0:36:27.040
<v Speaker 2>And they're the worst type of straight.

0:36:26.800 --> 0:36:30.720
<v Speaker 3>People, like so annoying, like where's our month? Type?

0:36:31.040 --> 0:36:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Like no, literally, it's like Andrew Tate strait remember when.

0:36:35.800 --> 0:36:38.480
<v Speaker 1>That was like actually a genuine thing that was of concern.

0:36:38.600 --> 0:36:39.840
<v Speaker 3>Is like straight people month?

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Like what, yeah, where is our month?

0:36:42.719 --> 0:36:43.439
<v Speaker 3>Fit in bed?

0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Bruh, you look like one of the grandparents and Charlie

0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:49.880
<v Speaker 1>in the Chocolate fact, Like your mad.

0:36:49.719 --> 0:36:54.919
<v Speaker 5>Comfy masculinity is confusing and I've been taking lions main,

0:36:55.320 --> 0:37:01.279
<v Speaker 5>but I don't feel like a lion. Mister Tait, what

0:37:01.560 --> 0:37:03.760
<v Speaker 5>is that from masculinity?

0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:06.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh? With a president who looks like she's covered in

0:37:06.880 --> 0:37:10.240
<v Speaker 2>cheeto dust, I'm a nasty woman.

0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 3>Well, you know what's really bugging me right now?

0:37:14.360 --> 0:37:17.520
<v Speaker 1>And I can't get an answer to this because like

0:37:17.600 --> 0:37:20.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't have anybody in my life, like all of

0:37:20.120 --> 0:37:22.839
<v Speaker 1>my cousins and like my siblings are past this age

0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:23.239
<v Speaker 1>of doing this.

0:37:23.280 --> 0:37:24.880
<v Speaker 3>And also I haven't heard of people doing this in

0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:25.479
<v Speaker 3>a long time.

0:37:25.520 --> 0:37:29.640
<v Speaker 1>But did y'all ever bring like do people still bring

0:37:29.719 --> 0:37:33.000
<v Speaker 1>white T shirts like kids to school to get them signed?

0:37:33.120 --> 0:37:35.719
<v Speaker 3>Is that still a thing? Did y'all ever do that?

0:37:35.719 --> 0:37:39.319
<v Speaker 2>Addics? Did that for field day?

0:37:39.920 --> 0:37:41.680
<v Speaker 1>Did y'all do it like usually at the end of

0:37:41.719 --> 0:37:43.440
<v Speaker 1>the year, because that was our whole thing, is like

0:37:43.440 --> 0:37:43.680
<v Speaker 1>at the.

0:37:43.719 --> 0:37:45.360
<v Speaker 3>End of the year. Did you ever get to do that?

0:37:46.360 --> 0:37:47.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:37:47.320 --> 0:37:50.400
<v Speaker 3>I didn't. That was like during the recession.

0:37:50.719 --> 0:37:52.840
<v Speaker 1>And I just my heart goes out to all the

0:37:52.840 --> 0:37:55.000
<v Speaker 1>middle schoolers right now who won't get to have a

0:37:55.000 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 1>white T shirt to get destroyed, because I'll be damned

0:37:57.719 --> 0:37:59.279
<v Speaker 1>if my dad sent me out of the house and

0:37:59.320 --> 0:38:03.680
<v Speaker 1>a white tea and came back with sharpie scribbles all

0:38:03.920 --> 0:38:04.440
<v Speaker 1>over it.

0:38:04.520 --> 0:38:08.279
<v Speaker 2>Also because like mine was a vintage green Hollister shirt.

0:38:08.600 --> 0:38:10.279
<v Speaker 1>See that would have been smart if I got like

0:38:10.320 --> 0:38:13.680
<v Speaker 1>a used shirt. But the whole thing was like a

0:38:13.680 --> 0:38:18.399
<v Speaker 1>fresh Haynes tea. It was very there was levels. There

0:38:18.480 --> 0:38:20.279
<v Speaker 1>was levels you could have just and like if you

0:38:20.280 --> 0:38:22.239
<v Speaker 1>were the kid getting your a paper a piece of

0:38:22.239 --> 0:38:24.800
<v Speaker 1>paper signed, it was like embarrassing, like where's your shirt?

0:38:24.920 --> 0:38:25.319
<v Speaker 4>Like what?

0:38:25.560 --> 0:38:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Like, ye, your crush won't get to write on your back.

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:29.239
<v Speaker 1>That's mad embarrassing.

0:38:29.719 --> 0:38:31.560
<v Speaker 2>It's all about the touch in the field.

0:38:32.920 --> 0:38:37.160
<v Speaker 3>It is its physical connection. Did y'all cry at the

0:38:37.239 --> 0:38:37.840
<v Speaker 3>end of school?

0:38:38.040 --> 0:38:39.880
<v Speaker 4>Like at the end of the time, I cried. I

0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:42.960
<v Speaker 4>cried because I was like being carried around by all

0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:46.040
<v Speaker 4>my teammates and they were like, you're the best quarterback

0:38:46.480 --> 0:38:48.360
<v Speaker 4>that this small towns Ever.

0:38:48.960 --> 0:38:51.680
<v Speaker 1>With your build, your two you're much too short to

0:38:51.719 --> 0:38:52.600
<v Speaker 1>be a quarterback.

0:38:52.960 --> 0:38:53.879
<v Speaker 4>I'm literally six.

0:38:54.480 --> 0:38:56.680
<v Speaker 2>Actually, that is interesting. You were the first five to

0:38:56.680 --> 0:38:57.520
<v Speaker 2>three quarterback.

0:38:58.840 --> 0:39:00.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, wait were you Actually?

0:39:01.480 --> 0:39:01.680
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:39:01.800 --> 0:39:04.320
<v Speaker 4>I wasn't. I'm a little guy, dude.

0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:06.759
<v Speaker 3>You know what's crazy. It's fucked up. Because Kai's name

0:39:06.840 --> 0:39:09.640
<v Speaker 3>is Kai, and they would say little Kai, like little guy.

0:39:09.880 --> 0:39:11.720
<v Speaker 4>No, a little Kai.

0:39:11.920 --> 0:39:14.000
<v Speaker 3>Like when somebody was acting like.

0:39:14.320 --> 0:39:16.439
<v Speaker 4>They would like, don't be a little Kai.

0:39:17.080 --> 0:39:17.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:39:17.600 --> 0:39:20.640
<v Speaker 2>They would call him Kai dick appointment thirty o'clock.

0:39:21.760 --> 0:39:24.160
<v Speaker 3>Because you were always getting dick down at No.

0:39:24.560 --> 0:39:28.320
<v Speaker 4>I would be dropping dick off crazy and in between

0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:29.640
<v Speaker 4>winning games.

0:39:29.960 --> 0:39:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Kai, Kai's the postmates of dick drop offs.

0:39:33.920 --> 0:39:37.880
<v Speaker 3>That's illegal, Postman.

0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:42.839
<v Speaker 4>Newman. No, I'm six. I honestly, I know we joke

0:39:42.920 --> 0:39:45.560
<v Speaker 4>a lot, but I'm like six What is it six' three,

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:48.279
<v Speaker 4>Whatever it doesn't, matter But i'm six. THREE i don't

0:39:48.280 --> 0:39:50.879
<v Speaker 4>want people to think That i'm super. Short he's six

0:39:51.239 --> 0:39:54.240
<v Speaker 4>AND i was on THE i was. Oh and Also

0:39:54.360 --> 0:39:57.239
<v Speaker 4>Friday Night lights was based off of my. Hometown what

0:39:57.400 --> 0:39:59.319
<v Speaker 4>what that's?

0:39:59.480 --> 0:40:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Like a foot? Ball it's? All, OH i only know about.

0:40:03.280 --> 0:40:05.880
<v Speaker 1>That Because i'm pretty Sure Drew gooden talked about watching

0:40:05.960 --> 0:40:07.920
<v Speaker 1>that in a video AND i was, like what is? That?

0:40:08.960 --> 0:40:15.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's? Mine, Also, kai.

0:40:24.800 --> 0:40:29.600
<v Speaker 4>What don't do? That that was. Weird what you just

0:40:29.600 --> 0:40:31.759
<v Speaker 4>said was, weird and it made me not feel. Safe

0:40:32.960 --> 0:40:33.879
<v Speaker 4>it didn't make me feel.

0:40:33.920 --> 0:40:36.480
<v Speaker 2>Safe SHOULD i read a journal entry from my?

0:40:36.600 --> 0:40:43.799
<v Speaker 1>Diary trump pulling poorly for how he's doing in his

0:40:43.840 --> 0:40:46.719
<v Speaker 1>first hundred days of presidency reminds me of when that one,

0:40:46.760 --> 0:40:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Guy Kim kardashian's old, friend posted a picture of himself

0:40:50.120 --> 0:40:51.160
<v Speaker 1>and was, like SHOULD i go?

0:40:51.280 --> 0:40:55.680
<v Speaker 3>Live and everyone said, no that's the equivalent of.

0:40:55.840 --> 0:41:00.000
<v Speaker 1>It it's LIKE i was seeing, yeah, food, god, Everything

0:41:00.160 --> 0:41:01.840
<v Speaker 1>i'm seeing the news and it'd be a picture of,

0:41:01.920 --> 0:41:05.640
<v Speaker 1>him and then they'd be, like.

0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:06.279
<v Speaker 3>Like when the disapproval.

0:41:06.400 --> 0:41:08.880
<v Speaker 1>Rates it felt LIKE i was seeing a screenshot of

0:41:08.920 --> 0:41:11.080
<v Speaker 1>that live of like being, like.

0:41:11.120 --> 0:41:20.160
<v Speaker 2>No, no it's raining. TODAY i love the. Rain that's not.

0:41:20.320 --> 0:41:25.319
<v Speaker 3>It that was your, Groundwork Your world's. Building, OKAY i love.

0:41:25.320 --> 0:41:25.920
<v Speaker 3>It world's.

0:41:25.920 --> 0:41:29.080
<v Speaker 2>Building, NO i have two whole, pages But i'm not reading.

0:41:29.120 --> 0:41:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Them i'll read one of.

0:41:30.920 --> 0:41:35.200
<v Speaker 4>Mine that's. It i've had. It they called me short.

0:41:35.239 --> 0:41:38.480
<v Speaker 4>AGAIN i can't do this. Anymore i'm bringing every. DAY

0:41:38.640 --> 0:41:41.359
<v Speaker 4>i run, HOME i run into my, room.

0:41:41.000 --> 0:41:42.400
<v Speaker 3>Bringing your gun to the next.

0:41:42.440 --> 0:41:47.879
<v Speaker 4>Episode, No i'm Not.

0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Ki would you tell me not to come to the

0:41:50.520 --> 0:41:53.759
<v Speaker 1>studio the next day or would you let me bear?

0:41:53.840 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 4>WITNESS i would tell both of you guys to not

0:41:57.239 --> 0:41:59.279
<v Speaker 4>come to the, studio and THEN i would go to

0:41:59.320 --> 0:41:59.920
<v Speaker 4>the studio and kill.

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:03.360
<v Speaker 3>Myself that would actually be really fucked, up because we

0:42:03.400 --> 0:42:04.120
<v Speaker 3>would have to clean.

0:42:04.120 --> 0:42:07.720
<v Speaker 4>It, well what about the interpersonal aspects of how that's fucked,

0:42:07.760 --> 0:42:08.719
<v Speaker 4>up like seeing my dead?

0:42:08.719 --> 0:42:10.280
<v Speaker 2>Body, no, no.

0:42:10.440 --> 0:42:12.640
<v Speaker 3>It would JUST i, mean we'd probably get it done quick.

0:42:13.000 --> 0:42:13.759
<v Speaker 5>Day, no you.

0:42:13.920 --> 0:42:18.080
<v Speaker 4>Wouldn't i'm fucking. Up i'm very heavy because of. Muscle

0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:20.480
<v Speaker 4>because of, MUSCLE i have a lot of. Muscle muscle

0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:23.759
<v Speaker 4>fitser than, fat and that's absolutely, Right and pulling me

0:42:23.840 --> 0:42:28.239
<v Speaker 4>out of there would be, very very hard Because i'm six.

0:42:28.360 --> 0:42:30.480
<v Speaker 3>FOUR i genuinely feel LIKE i could pick both of you.

0:42:30.600 --> 0:42:31.480
<v Speaker 3>Up not at the same.

0:42:31.520 --> 0:42:32.120
<v Speaker 4>Time you probably.

0:42:32.160 --> 0:42:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Could you're very, Strong, yeah, YOU i mean you probably

0:42:35.680 --> 0:42:37.360
<v Speaker 2>could BECAUSE i weigh thirty seven.

0:42:37.400 --> 0:42:40.480
<v Speaker 3>Pounds that's actually really. Bad where's the.

0:42:40.719 --> 0:42:43.239
<v Speaker 2>The wind blew me? Away? Yesterday kai saw? It will

0:42:43.239 --> 0:42:45.960
<v Speaker 2>insert the. Video there's no.

0:42:46.120 --> 0:42:47.239
<v Speaker 4>Video there's no.

0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:50.080
<v Speaker 3>Video no there, is there. Is it's crazy that you're

0:42:50.120 --> 0:42:50.680
<v Speaker 3>not saying.

0:42:50.719 --> 0:42:52.799
<v Speaker 4>That, no there is a, Video, Drew, no there is

0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:54.600
<v Speaker 4>not a video of you getting blown away by the.

0:42:54.600 --> 0:42:55.000
<v Speaker 4>Wind that's.

0:42:55.000 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 2>Impossible it was literally holding onto my free and my

0:42:58.280 --> 0:42:58.799
<v Speaker 2>legs were.

0:42:58.880 --> 0:43:02.320
<v Speaker 1>Flapping, also it's literally tornado.

0:43:02.360 --> 0:43:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Season did a?

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:05.839
<v Speaker 4>Tornado? Yeah did a tornado come Through? La because that's

0:43:05.840 --> 0:43:07.400
<v Speaker 4>the only way you're getting lifted up off the.

0:43:07.440 --> 0:43:14.640
<v Speaker 2>Ground, no like a five mile p hour gust and

0:43:14.719 --> 0:43:16.680
<v Speaker 2>it flapped me away like a napkin.

0:43:16.800 --> 0:43:21.239
<v Speaker 4>Slapped, yeah you and a bunch of other trash got swept, away.

0:43:23.880 --> 0:43:27.600
<v Speaker 2>Those glasses, off and you take that damn wig off your. Head.

0:43:28.080 --> 0:43:32.520
<v Speaker 3>NO i saw a.

0:43:34.360 --> 0:43:37.200
<v Speaker 1>Lift ad and it was A cocoa Mont trees.

0:43:37.280 --> 0:43:39.680
<v Speaker 4>Clip, wait, actually.

0:43:43.880 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 3>It's like it is.

0:43:45.000 --> 0:43:48.840
<v Speaker 1>From The lift account and It's i'm just using this clip.

0:43:50.960 --> 0:43:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Down is it just? That, yeah it's just that looping

0:43:57.840 --> 0:44:00.880
<v Speaker 2>my car broke. Down for if, hello.

0:44:01.239 --> 0:44:02.880
<v Speaker 3>Her car broke, down she needs a?

0:44:02.920 --> 0:44:03.719
<v Speaker 2>Lift that.

0:44:05.719 --> 0:44:09.120
<v Speaker 4>Medium that makes me feel so dark for some. Reason That,

0:44:09.320 --> 0:44:09.759
<v Speaker 4>no the.

0:44:09.760 --> 0:44:13.160
<v Speaker 1>Darkest part about it, Is i'm like this was targeted

0:44:13.200 --> 0:44:13.920
<v Speaker 1>to me in a crazy.

0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:15.240
<v Speaker 3>WAY i was on a random.

0:44:15.280 --> 0:44:18.720
<v Speaker 1>PAGE i was on a random like, FUCK i WISH

0:44:18.760 --> 0:44:21.319
<v Speaker 1>i saved HOW i got. Here BUT i was looking

0:44:21.360 --> 0:44:23.520
<v Speaker 1>through a random account and THEN i kept getting this,

0:44:23.719 --> 0:44:26.800
<v Speaker 1>Ad and at FIRST i thought the person whose ACCOUNT

0:44:26.840 --> 0:44:29.359
<v Speaker 1>i was looking, AT i was, like why did they

0:44:29.400 --> 0:44:31.480
<v Speaker 1>Post coco montse And Alyssa.

0:44:31.640 --> 0:44:34.560
<v Speaker 4>Edwards you. Know what was the turning point for me

0:44:34.600 --> 0:44:37.600
<v Speaker 4>WHEN i realized that we should start to get concerned

0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:40.680
<v Speaker 4>about the state of advertising was do you remember that

0:44:40.960 --> 0:44:44.480
<v Speaker 4>viral clip of a car driving into a gas. Station

0:44:45.680 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 4>that was it was like a year. Ago i'm pretty

0:44:47.640 --> 0:44:51.120
<v Speaker 4>sure did it. Explode it didn't, explode but it's from

0:44:51.160 --> 0:44:55.520
<v Speaker 4>THE pov of someone in the gas station and on

0:44:55.560 --> 0:44:58.440
<v Speaker 4>the ground are a bunch of these energy drinks and

0:44:58.520 --> 0:45:02.600
<v Speaker 4>like throughout the whole stores and energy. Drinks oh and it.

0:45:02.760 --> 0:45:06.200
<v Speaker 4>Was it was like a piece of gorilla viral. Marketing

0:45:07.239 --> 0:45:10.360
<v Speaker 4>but it just it totally just read as as a

0:45:10.480 --> 0:45:12.759
<v Speaker 4>just you, know a car driving into a gas, station

0:45:12.840 --> 0:45:16.560
<v Speaker 4>some sort of catastrophic. Event AND i was, like this is.

0:45:16.640 --> 0:45:18.839
<v Speaker 4>Bad this is really bad that we're at this point

0:45:18.880 --> 0:45:22.120
<v Speaker 4>where we're driving cars into real gas stations and tricking

0:45:22.120 --> 0:45:25.080
<v Speaker 4>people into thinking that that calamities are.

0:45:25.120 --> 0:45:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Happening is the, Need, yeah in.

0:45:27.080 --> 0:45:29.279
<v Speaker 4>Order to Sell celsius or.

0:45:29.280 --> 0:45:32.719
<v Speaker 2>Whatever my, my the moment for me was when all

0:45:32.800 --> 0:45:35.440
<v Speaker 2>of the food accounts started interacting with each other and

0:45:35.480 --> 0:45:38.080
<v Speaker 2>bulling each other on like The. INTERNET i was, like.

0:45:40.040 --> 0:45:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Dude no One Burger king was On twitter replying to

0:45:43.360 --> 0:45:45.160
<v Speaker 1>random tweets that had nothing to.

0:45:45.120 --> 0:45:46.960
<v Speaker 3>Do With Burger. King that's WHEN i knew it was a.

0:45:47.000 --> 0:45:49.279
<v Speaker 1>Wrap like When Burger king And wendy's were trying to

0:45:49.280 --> 0:45:54.880
<v Speaker 1>get the top tweets, yeah because you're not making me hear.

0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:58.600
<v Speaker 2>Me i'm not Going i'm here to. LIE i can

0:45:58.680 --> 0:46:00.160
<v Speaker 2>y'all hear? Me, Hello, Hello, HELLO.

0:46:00.239 --> 0:46:03.200
<v Speaker 3>I CANTO i ignore. YOU i would fuck up a

0:46:03.239 --> 0:46:04.080
<v Speaker 3>baked potato From.

0:46:04.080 --> 0:46:07.240
<v Speaker 4>Wendy's though they have baked potatoes that sounds.

0:46:07.239 --> 0:46:09.759
<v Speaker 3>Good it's kind of the only THING i eat there.

0:46:10.160 --> 0:46:13.000
<v Speaker 4>Now, yeah WHENEVER i see uber comments on a, TikTok

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<v Speaker 4>i get really.

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<v Speaker 2>Angry i'm also, like just send them free.

0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:19.759
<v Speaker 3>SHIT i, know send a gift. Card enough with the,

0:46:19.800 --> 0:46:21.799
<v Speaker 3>COMMENTS i.

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<v Speaker 2>KNOW i like that people are like kind of wisening

0:46:23.719 --> 0:46:26.040
<v Speaker 2>up and they're, like, uh, girl fuck, you send me

0:46:26.120 --> 0:46:32.080
<v Speaker 2>something Like i've seen that like ten, times girl fuck. You,

0:46:32.120 --> 0:46:33.600
<v Speaker 2>no it's literally giving the. Girls.

0:46:33.680 --> 0:46:35.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh but THEN i kind of feel bad for the

0:46:35.280 --> 0:46:37.600
<v Speaker 1>intern who has to like go through and reply.

0:46:37.719 --> 0:46:42.239
<v Speaker 2>You know who ruined it? All ah H, no ACTUALLY i.

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<v Speaker 2>WOULD i was gonna say dual lingo ruined it, all

0:46:46.440 --> 0:46:48.799
<v Speaker 2>like with this marketing. Style BUT i low key like

0:46:48.840 --> 0:46:52.920
<v Speaker 2>the the Dual lingo, ads like the du A lingo social.

0:46:52.960 --> 0:46:54.200
<v Speaker 2>Team yeah they.

0:46:54.200 --> 0:46:56.360
<v Speaker 3>Eat and also to, Me i'm like dual lingo like

0:46:56.480 --> 0:46:56.880
<v Speaker 3>learning in a.

0:46:57.040 --> 0:47:00.759
<v Speaker 1>Language that's, good that's, good that's like useful, information, although LIKE,

0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:05.640
<v Speaker 1>I i've never completed any kind of language. Application i've

0:47:05.640 --> 0:47:08.719
<v Speaker 1>never any app that's for something like that has never

0:47:08.760 --> 0:47:10.000
<v Speaker 1>been opened more than once on my.

0:47:10.080 --> 0:47:13.719
<v Speaker 2>Phone BUT i also just LIKE i Learned swahili for

0:47:13.719 --> 0:47:15.920
<v Speaker 2>two weeks through Dual. Lingo, yeah you did.

0:47:16.400 --> 0:47:18.399
<v Speaker 3>Well the Dual lingo app is sick on my phone.

0:47:18.440 --> 0:47:20.600
<v Speaker 2>Anymore, drew.

0:47:21.960 --> 0:47:28.320
<v Speaker 3>Your name Is. Drew to end this, EPISODE i thought.

0:47:30.080 --> 0:47:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Me And drew have been going to acting classes for

0:47:33.719 --> 0:47:35.640
<v Speaker 1>the past what four? Years? Drew?

0:47:37.080 --> 0:47:38.919
<v Speaker 2>No? Five, well coming up.

0:47:38.800 --> 0:47:41.160
<v Speaker 3>On, five it has been five. Years oh my.

0:47:41.160 --> 0:47:42.359
<v Speaker 2>God, okay, well big.

0:47:42.400 --> 0:47:48.520
<v Speaker 1>Bite but we just wanted to to put it out

0:47:48.520 --> 0:47:52.360
<v Speaker 1>there While drew kai choose on his. Rice if any

0:47:52.560 --> 0:47:55.680
<v Speaker 1>casting directors are watching, this here is me And drew

0:47:56.280 --> 0:47:59.040
<v Speaker 1>acting out the scene In Little, women and just to

0:47:59.080 --> 0:48:00.960
<v Speaker 1>show you guys what we've been working.

0:48:01.000 --> 0:48:04.279
<v Speaker 3>On, okay, wait oh sorry losing the.

0:48:04.320 --> 0:48:07.280
<v Speaker 2>Scripts, No, teddy please.

0:48:07.600 --> 0:48:12.360
<v Speaker 1>Don't it's no, Use, Joe we've got to have it.

0:48:12.400 --> 0:48:14.759
<v Speaker 2>Out, no, no we.

0:48:14.840 --> 0:48:17.799
<v Speaker 3>Don't i've loved you ever Since i've known, You.

0:48:17.880 --> 0:48:21.440
<v Speaker 1>JOE i couldn't help, it and you've been so good to.

0:48:21.480 --> 0:48:25.040
<v Speaker 1>ME i would have tried. To i've tried to show,

0:48:25.080 --> 0:48:28.279
<v Speaker 1>it but you wouldn't let. Me, Now i'm going to

0:48:28.360 --> 0:48:31.799
<v Speaker 1>make you here and give me an, answer BECAUSE i

0:48:31.840 --> 0:48:33.200
<v Speaker 1>can't go on like this any.

0:48:33.239 --> 0:48:36.719
<v Speaker 2>LONGER i wanted to save you from. THIS i thought

0:48:36.760 --> 0:48:38.760
<v Speaker 2>you Understand i've loved.

0:48:40.080 --> 0:48:43.480
<v Speaker 1>AND i gave up the billiards and everything you didn't.

0:48:43.640 --> 0:48:47.440
<v Speaker 1>Like AND i waited and never complained FOR i hoped

0:48:47.880 --> 0:48:50.440
<v Speaker 1>you love me Though i'm not half good.

0:48:50.680 --> 0:48:56.839
<v Speaker 2>Enough, Yes, Joe, wait yes you, Are, wait yes you. Are,

0:48:57.440 --> 0:49:02.960
<v Speaker 2>No i'm done with. This i'm like that was so.

0:49:03.080 --> 0:49:12.320
<v Speaker 4>Good that was so good Perform enya's was obviously better

0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:15.279
<v Speaker 4>because she knew the lines and didn't stop halfway. Through,

0:49:15.600 --> 0:49:17.280
<v Speaker 4>also your emotion was. Crazy.

0:49:18.280 --> 0:49:18.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:49:18.560 --> 0:49:23.359
<v Speaker 4>Thanks, also it's from little, women and you are a little,

0:49:23.360 --> 0:49:25.960
<v Speaker 4>woman And drew is a, big ugly, man so it

0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:27.359
<v Speaker 4>was hard for me to really get into.

0:49:27.400 --> 0:49:32.520
<v Speaker 2>It big, Big.

0:49:32.960 --> 0:49:36.600
<v Speaker 1>So you're, SAYING i look Like Timothy Shalmy Hayley dunner around.

0:49:36.640 --> 0:49:40.920
<v Speaker 3>Me, hey, okay we need to.

0:49:40.920 --> 0:49:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Cut Corner juicy up, Corner juicy up, corner juicy up.

0:49:44.160 --> 0:49:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Corner oh my, god no, furniture be, like get the

0:49:48.080 --> 0:49:50.799
<v Speaker 2>fuck out of my, house, Girl fuck you and your dance.

0:49:50.800 --> 0:50:00.359
<v Speaker 2>Studio oh damn. Uh this one is literally About i'm

0:50:00.400 --> 0:50:03.279
<v Speaker 2>not even. Kidding you're crying over a dude with one.

0:50:03.320 --> 0:50:06.080
<v Speaker 2>Outfit you knew he was never gonna.

0:50:05.840 --> 0:50:11.040
<v Speaker 3>Change looking at him in his fake.

0:50:11.120 --> 0:50:13.640
<v Speaker 2>House Bro, wait?

0:50:14.520 --> 0:50:19.000
<v Speaker 3>Disappear, yeah how did he disappear into the? Couch he's

0:50:19.000 --> 0:50:19.239
<v Speaker 3>in the.

0:50:19.280 --> 0:50:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Couch enya HAS STDs and has the nerve to squirt

0:50:24.840 --> 0:50:25.960
<v Speaker 2>girl that is pepper.

0:50:26.000 --> 0:50:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Spray it's really jarring BECAUSE i can't Tell kay's back

0:50:31.000 --> 0:50:31.160
<v Speaker 1>in the.

0:50:31.200 --> 0:50:33.319
<v Speaker 3>Room it feels like a presence is Amongst.

0:50:33.520 --> 0:50:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Wait how did he come from the? Side?

0:50:37.760 --> 0:50:39.000
<v Speaker 4>Hello how'd you.

0:50:38.920 --> 0:50:41.200
<v Speaker 3>Come from the side when you disappeared into the? Couch?

0:50:41.600 --> 0:50:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay, guys ad break go see now you see me.

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<v Speaker 1>Too that was just a sneak peek of what you'll

0:50:48.640 --> 0:50:50.080
<v Speaker 1>get into during that fun.

0:50:50.160 --> 0:50:53.080
<v Speaker 3>Movie kai is on step right now for the new.

0:50:53.160 --> 0:50:53.919
<v Speaker 3>Movie he's really.

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<v Speaker 3>Must no one's a boy in this. Relationship elon. Musk, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>Okay i'm gonna do. Media oh oh my. God, wait

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<v Speaker 3>actually this comes out On.

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<v Speaker 3>Out oh my, god bra what shout? Out fucking boiled? Rice?

0:52:31.719 --> 0:52:37.880
<v Speaker 3>Bitch why is he sitting like? That just do.

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<v Speaker 4>GO i am doing a show In austin On may.

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<v Speaker 4>Second it's going to be a, movie but it's already

0:52:43.800 --> 0:52:45.920
<v Speaker 4>sold out, basically so you probably can't get a ticket to.

0:52:45.920 --> 0:52:46.440
<v Speaker 3>That so why are?

0:52:46.480 --> 0:52:50.200
<v Speaker 4>You, however, however In New york there will be a

0:52:50.239 --> 0:52:53.359
<v Speaker 4>sequel to the movie In New york At Webster. Hall

0:52:53.719 --> 0:52:56.160
<v Speaker 4>if you want to get, Tickets i'll put.

0:52:56.040 --> 0:52:56.360
<v Speaker 2>Them in my.

0:52:56.400 --> 0:52:57.880
<v Speaker 4>Bio they're not in there right, now But i'm going

0:52:57.920 --> 0:53:00.120
<v Speaker 4>to put them in, there but now and then by

0:53:00.160 --> 0:53:01.799
<v Speaker 4>the time the episode is, out it'll be in my.

0:53:01.800 --> 0:53:03.560
<v Speaker 4>Bio you can buy tickets to The Webster hall one

0:53:03.640 --> 0:53:06.560
<v Speaker 4>if you're In New. York it's going to be a

0:53:06.600 --> 0:53:07.279
<v Speaker 4>sequel to the.

0:53:07.239 --> 0:53:09.399
<v Speaker 2>Movie i'm not going To Law.

0:53:09.480 --> 0:53:12.560
<v Speaker 4>Crocodile, no it's going to be a sequel.

0:53:12.200 --> 0:53:14.840
<v Speaker 3>To which you made. Millions, no it's gonna be.

0:53:14.880 --> 0:53:18.920
<v Speaker 4>A sequel To La La, Land La La land because

0:53:18.920 --> 0:53:23.920
<v Speaker 4>there's music and people. Dancing, WELL i don't know if

0:53:23.960 --> 0:53:25.279
<v Speaker 4>it'll be. MOONLIGHT i need to.

0:53:25.239 --> 0:53:28.319
<v Speaker 1>Make it clear for anybody BECAUSE i don't know what

0:53:28.400 --> 0:53:30.000
<v Speaker 1>the state of like anyone's mind.

0:53:30.040 --> 0:53:32.479
<v Speaker 3>Is But kai does not make millions of dollars HIS dj.

0:53:32.640 --> 0:53:33.960
<v Speaker 2>SAP i.

0:53:35.680 --> 0:53:36.799
<v Speaker 3>Feel LIKE i needed.

0:53:36.520 --> 0:53:40.640
<v Speaker 4>To, like, no, no, YEAH i make millions of. DOLLARS i,

0:53:40.640 --> 0:53:41.279
<v Speaker 4>mean look at.

0:53:41.160 --> 0:53:42.440
<v Speaker 3>That damn fucking.

0:53:42.560 --> 0:53:46.400
<v Speaker 1>House this is The my media of the week is

0:53:46.480 --> 0:53:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Horsing around By Prefab Sprout hello Like, Before bill Withers.

0:53:54.400 --> 0:54:05.640
<v Speaker 3>Ubia the Prima, Veda Babu, silvetti and Rich Off cocaine

0:54:05.640 --> 0:54:06.040
<v Speaker 3>By Rick.

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<v Speaker 2>Ross my media Is. HACKS i watched the first season Of,

0:54:12.160 --> 0:54:15.799
<v Speaker 2>hacks AND i cannot believe that show has been out

0:54:15.960 --> 0:54:20.439
<v Speaker 2>coming out for four seasons And i've literally never once

0:54:20.480 --> 0:54:22.400
<v Speaker 2>heard a single thing about, it but it's won a

0:54:22.440 --> 0:54:25.640
<v Speaker 2>bunch of it's like critically acclaimed, Apparently and THEN i

0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:28.320
<v Speaker 2>watched it AND i was, like, oh this is actually

0:54:28.400 --> 0:54:34.560
<v Speaker 2>kind of. Good and the second season sucks stick and,

0:54:34.640 --> 0:54:37.120
<v Speaker 2>balls but apparently the third season is actually good. Again

0:54:37.280 --> 0:54:40.040
<v Speaker 2>so we'll, see we'll see if it picks back. Up

0:54:40.080 --> 0:54:43.120
<v Speaker 2>but the first season was, awesome and my.

0:54:43.200 --> 0:54:46.720
<v Speaker 4>Media is state sided By Pink. Panthers shout Out harrison

0:54:46.760 --> 0:54:49.520
<v Speaker 4>for producing That Where's Your Love? Now By this Is

0:54:49.600 --> 0:54:52.319
<v Speaker 4>loralai And Easter pink By Fake.

0:54:52.440 --> 0:54:57.040
<v Speaker 3>Mink they felt like you were trying to like rush.

0:54:56.840 --> 0:55:01.719
<v Speaker 2>Up Mila, mista bad bitch and end Of Mila.

0:55:01.800 --> 0:55:06.080
<v Speaker 4>Mista, yep all, right well that was my. Media oh

0:55:06.120 --> 0:55:09.719
<v Speaker 4>And abracadabra By Lady. GAGA i saw her live recently

0:55:09.760 --> 0:55:12.960
<v Speaker 4>and it was, incredible so you.

0:55:12.880 --> 0:55:15.360
<v Speaker 3>And everyone Else kai not everyone.

0:55:15.360 --> 0:55:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Else, OH i actually saw her live about like two

0:55:19.160 --> 0:55:19.719
<v Speaker 1>three years.

0:55:19.719 --> 0:55:20.480
<v Speaker 3>Ago now.

0:55:22.960 --> 0:55:25.279
<v Speaker 1>It's, okay it's okay because she did like a lot

0:55:25.280 --> 0:55:27.319
<v Speaker 1>of her, classics so it was a very different vibe

0:55:27.320 --> 0:55:29.080
<v Speaker 1>and it was very intimate although it was a.

0:55:29.120 --> 0:55:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Stadium she owed her classics.

0:55:31.080 --> 0:55:32.920
<v Speaker 4>And then did you see her do a performance that

0:55:33.080 --> 0:55:33.560
<v Speaker 4>came in three.

0:55:33.600 --> 0:55:36.200
<v Speaker 3>Acts, oh, actually did you? Say did you?

0:55:36.239 --> 0:55:38.640
<v Speaker 1>Say Lady google was performing live At coachella week in

0:55:38.719 --> 0:55:39.799
<v Speaker 1>eight Because i'm.

0:55:39.719 --> 0:55:40.200
<v Speaker 3>Gonna, go.

0:55:43.960 --> 0:55:45.680
<v Speaker 2>What's the did you just? Say?

0:55:45.840 --> 0:55:52.160
<v Speaker 3>Okay all, right well bye. Guys i'm gonna kill.

0:55:52.200 --> 0:55:57.600
<v Speaker 4>Myself, okay, Okay i'm also gonna kill myself.

0:55:57.640 --> 0:55:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Guys so

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<v Speaker 3>Anyh