Speaker 1: Hey, guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency in a Calm. Today,
Speaker 1: I am bringing to the table a very important question.
Speaker 1: Would you rather do bas salt or a whole can
Speaker 1: of galaxy gas?
Speaker 2: Ooh, immediately, immediately galaxy gas. And only because dentists give
Speaker 2: you essentially galaxy gas. They actually flavor the air sometimes
Speaker 2: with cherry. By the way, I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's because the numbing medication that
Speaker 2: they put in your mouth before they stick the needle
Speaker 2: in is cherry flavor, and it makes the air taste cherry.
Speaker 2: Is there a squirrel in the tree behind me? I
Speaker 2: love nature. I really loves.
Speaker 1: Grando hashtag random hashtag a girl shiny haw shiny.
Speaker 2: No, I'm doing galaxy gas obviously because uh well, I
Speaker 2: don't even remember the other ones basalts.
Speaker 1: But what if you could pick the basalts, Like, what
Speaker 1: if the basalts were super super just like some random
Speaker 1: Malibu bitch and it was like salts from the sea,
Speaker 1: like air dried and baked, and it was like natural
Speaker 1: ass basalts. You wouldn't like opt for these at a
Speaker 1: galaxy gas.
Speaker 2: I think there's no such thing as natural basalts. I
Speaker 2: think the bath salts was just it's called basalts so
Speaker 2: they could sell it in like convenience stores. But it
Speaker 2: was actually like some random ass research chemical from China
Speaker 2: that just like melted your brain and made you eat people.
Speaker 2: There's like different types, so like the types that you
Speaker 2: put in your bath, those don't get you high.
Speaker 1: But like if you thought the whole gag was that
Speaker 1: he ate bass from like bed bath and beyond or some.
Speaker 2: Shit, or was that just like a rumor that was
Speaker 2: just a rumor. So I'm doing galaxy gas. I'm getting
Speaker 2: I'm getting loaded off galaxy gass. And I just went
Speaker 2: to the dentist and guess what, I had my second procedure.
Speaker 2: They didn't give me fucking laughing gas. So I was
Speaker 2: sitting there writhing in pain, and it was it hurt
Speaker 2: even more than the other side. And now this tooth
Speaker 2: is literally turning gray. My temporary fucking moler is turning gray.
Speaker 2: And I looked it up and it's because they burst
Speaker 2: some blood vessels and so now there's blood vessels rotting
Speaker 2: the pulp of my tooth. So I'm probably gonna have
Speaker 2: to get a fucking root canal because of their neglect
Speaker 2: and my goddamn mouth and it hurts so bad. And
Speaker 2: I called them yesterday and I was like, hey, it's
Speaker 2: like really excruciating, like I can't do anything. And they
Speaker 2: were like, okay, come in tomorrow. And I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I can't come in tomorrow and they were like, okay,
Speaker 2: the dnnists will call you. Wait.
Speaker 3: Why couldn't you come in because of this?
Speaker 2: Because we were recording. Yeah. Wow, So no, I'm dedicated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are your dedicated to your craft.
Speaker 1: I really love that, like you have a burning passion
Speaker 1: to speak and I love that about you. Well, I
Speaker 1: guess now I have to go to Galaxy Gas. Also
Speaker 1: play the clip of me telling Drew not to go
Speaker 1: to that dentist, just to be clear, because I really
Speaker 1: don't have anything to say on the subject matter because like.
Speaker 2: At Old as Old, I kind of look weird.
Speaker 3: No, I mean from my.
Speaker 2: Flurry, I'm such a fucking narcissist because look at my
Speaker 2: screen later, because you.
Speaker 3: Looking at yourself.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is I had mine like that
Speaker 1: at the beginning, and then I changed it because I
Speaker 1: was like, I feel like there's somebody out there who's like,
Speaker 1: you can tell like with the way so and so
Speaker 1: is looking that they're not looking at someone else, And
Speaker 1: like in my head, I would look prettier looking at
Speaker 1: you because I love you so much. So I'm having
Speaker 1: like a real love for you instead of looking at
Speaker 1: my face and really being scared and like thinking about
Speaker 1: my every move.
Speaker 2: I live for you. I love for you, Olivia. Okay, So,
Speaker 2: like we know this like dumb as rocks whatever, But
Speaker 2: why is there so much fossil fuel? Like I feel
Speaker 2: like we should have run out by now, no, because
Speaker 2: aren't they just like rotted dinosaur corpses and like little
Speaker 2: shells and shit, Like I'm not buying it, Like there
Speaker 2: should not be fossil fuels on this fucking planet anymore.
Speaker 2: Like I think it's all a lie. Like I truly
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: You got anything to say to that?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just before I chime in, though, what do
Speaker 4: you guys think of my apartment?
Speaker 3: That's not your apartment? This is This is.
Speaker 4: From a date I had. It was a very yeah,
Speaker 4: it was a very intimate date that I had.
Speaker 1: Why do you have no art up on your walls?
Speaker 1: It's really like dungeon in there, and it's like kind.
Speaker 4: Of called minimalism, and it's very sexy.
Speaker 2: The exposed brick is the art, babe, it's very she
Speaker 2: exactly part.
Speaker 1: Of what used to be somebody who was passionate enough
Speaker 1: to build a building brick by brick, and now they
Speaker 1: make them out of card.
Speaker 4: I have art, and I'm going to be putting my
Speaker 4: board ape Yacht Club all of them.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna get TV? No TV screen TV?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to be a big o led screen
Speaker 4: that's always on. There's gonna be a Neon sign that
Speaker 4: says Cela VI above it, and then there's gonna be
Speaker 4: a Bible quote at the bottom.
Speaker 3: I genuinely think I forgot who I was saying this to.
Speaker 1: But I think I need to start hanging up words
Speaker 1: of affirmation around the house because the bitches who do.
Speaker 3: That are genuinely happier, and I.
Speaker 1: Could do it in like my own way, but there
Speaker 1: is something to be said about words of affirmation. I'm
Speaker 1: never going to be the bitch who's like writing on
Speaker 1: sticky notes and putting it on my mirror, Although I
Speaker 1: think that works for a lot of people.
Speaker 3: I would.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could ever write something sincere to
Speaker 1: myself and expect myself to see it another time and
Speaker 1: feel anything from.
Speaker 3: It, like I would never.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, that's how little I take myself like
Speaker 1: in terms of seriousness. But we need to start making
Speaker 1: like lit words of affirmation art. But I just feel
Speaker 1: like that's kind of like a hard sincerity is scary,
Speaker 1: like to make one that's like actually good, I don't
Speaker 1: know how it wouldn't starty epidemic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I found a sticky up in Drew's room that
Speaker 4: just said I am not ran through four hundred times.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that.
Speaker 2: Are you going through my shit?
Speaker 1: Also, that doesn't even make sense because Drew, that would
Speaker 1: only like X may like maybe like a tenth of
Speaker 1: your body count. So saying I'm not ran through that
Speaker 1: would only cover four hundred of like the who knows how.
Speaker 2: Many people and who's in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: Because let me cook.
Speaker 2: Let cook. It was about fossil fuels, Yeah, fossil fuels,
Speaker 2: Like I feel like we should have ran out if
Speaker 2: it's really fossil.
Speaker 4: I also feel that way, But I'm also I have
Speaker 4: thought about this, But then it's like dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: Existed for billions of years.
Speaker 4: One hundred million years or something, right, yeah, actually.
Speaker 2: Just dinosaur bones though, right, Like I feel like it's
Speaker 2: they're talking about like the kunks and the shells too.
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know, but I think it's all the forest.
Speaker 2: I think none of it's real. Like I'm really I'm
Speaker 2: not buying it.
Speaker 3: I don't believe in fossil fuels.
Speaker 2: Famously, I literally don't believe in them. I'm like, yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I know we have been worried about AI and
Speaker 1: its progression for a really long time, and there have
Speaker 1: been multiple signs to stop, and humans have continued to
Speaker 1: move forward with it. But I think the sign that
Speaker 1: is the scariest to me is that AI has gathered
Speaker 1: enough information that it knows how to make bad art
Speaker 1: like it like I've seen bad a I are and
Speaker 1: there's always been bad AI R in terms of like Jesus,
Speaker 1: like on a tractor, like mowing through the sea like
Speaker 1: what like there's always been shit like that, but like
Speaker 1: I mean bad a, Like somebody somehow gave U like
Speaker 1: this description so whack that the RT is like somebody trying.
Speaker 3: To be good at something? Does that make sense? Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: should I turn off these lights?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right?
Speaker 3: Because it's a bit unflattering on me. And you guys
Speaker 3: care about.
Speaker 4: The way you honestly look good? You don't. It's not
Speaker 4: giving overhead lighting. You look good. I wanted to bring
Speaker 4: up one thing. I sent it to the group chat
Speaker 4: and I want you guys to take a look at it.
Speaker 2: The black mold. The jk rowling black mold.
Speaker 4: So she's taken photos in the same room for the
Speaker 4: four years and there's like black mold progressing up her walls.
Speaker 2: That's why she's batshit crazy. The black mold is getting
Speaker 2: to her goddamn brain.
Speaker 3: And at least like question it a little bit. I
Speaker 3: would be like, like.
Speaker 1: I know, I know the shadows from the mold have
Speaker 1: created enough of like a silhouette now that she's been
Speaker 1: walking through her house and thought she saw something.
Speaker 2: In the aspiration. No, it's also giving like like that
Speaker 2: is black mold? Like that's like you should see any
Speaker 2: type of mold growing in your house and immediately question it,
Speaker 2: like why is that just growing? Over five?
Speaker 4: Where does she livewarts she.
Speaker 1: Has to live in the most human environment ever, or
Speaker 1: she's just backed like how is that much mold growing? Like? Also,
Speaker 1: I don't know that I've ever seen Maybe it's because
Speaker 1: the average person doesn't let it get there. But damn,
Speaker 1: I've never seen that much mold grow. I mean someone's
Speaker 1: like living space.
Speaker 2: It's proof that her brain is fucking rotted that she
Speaker 2: won't just like clean up the goddamn mold.
Speaker 1: What's the first sign of like black mold?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: I almost like followed my own answer up with that,
Speaker 1: But like, no, you've been like that no matter where
Speaker 1: we live, that's not really a mold thing for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I haven't slept on that couch. I mean the
Speaker 2: new couch is horrible. I fucking hate it. Have we
Speaker 2: talked about it on here?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Oh my, oh god, you cough up blood.
Speaker 1: Remember when you were convinced we had black mold?
Speaker 4: Yeah, in the couch. But were there any actual legitimate
Speaker 4: symptoms of the black mold or was it just true?
Speaker 3: No, it was just Drew's pre diabetes showing like three
Speaker 3: years ago.
Speaker 1: Like what it was literally just like him eating and
Speaker 1: knocking out on the couch, and he was like, there's
Speaker 1: mold in this couch.
Speaker 3: Every time I lay on it, I knock out. But
Speaker 3: he eats on the.
Speaker 1: Couch, so you can eat and then turn over and
Speaker 1: like pass out.
Speaker 4: Drew did you ever cough up blood?
Speaker 2: Oh all the time?
Speaker 3: Oh my God, coughed up blood? The world would know,
Speaker 3: No world would know.
Speaker 2: Drew is not like no, it's it's literally like I
Speaker 2: forget what it was. Oh Like, when I eat a salad,
Speaker 2: the world knows, I tell everybody immediately, Like everyone knows
Speaker 2: I eat a salad. When I go to the gym,
Speaker 2: the world knows. When I eat my protein goal, the
Speaker 2: world knows. Like there are things in my life that
Speaker 2: I do that I'm so proud of myself that I
Speaker 2: just need to let that people know. So I've been
Speaker 2: thinking a lot about like I've been thinking about a
Speaker 2: lot of like the greatest gifts that quote unquote God
Speaker 2: has given humanity and like my iPhone, obviously, like that's
Speaker 2: at the very top of the list. You can't argue
Speaker 2: that that is like the greatest thing of all time period.
Speaker 2: But close second is eating in your bedroom. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I think. I think eating on the floor of your
Speaker 2: bedroom or of my bedroom brings me a piece and
Speaker 2: a tranquility that like I can't even begin to verbalize
Speaker 2: the feeling I get, like when I'm like when I
Speaker 2: bring my food in and I set it on the
Speaker 2: floor on my carpet, and I see it when I'm
Speaker 2: in bed, when I'm letting it get cold, and I
Speaker 2: see it over there, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: once the clock hits eleven thirty, like I'm fucking feasting.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so good.
Speaker 3: I will say, I can't agree with you. Eating on
Speaker 3: your floor is like top ten. Not for me, but
Speaker 3: it's pretty top ten.
Speaker 2: It's like connecting with my Neanderthalian roots, Like it's like
Speaker 2: I would eat before, yeah, because they would probably eat
Speaker 2: in the dirt under a tree or something.
Speaker 1: I'm sure even Neanderthals were like, whoa, I don't want
Speaker 1: to get dirt on my raw animal or like my.
Speaker 2: Raw, my nuts and bears, my raw yeah, my raw diet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my vegan raw diet, no diet. Do you think, oh
Speaker 2: what did you ask? Were you the one asking what
Speaker 2: the first gay caveman? Was like?
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that was like in a Patreon episode, I think.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, the first caveman, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because or no, no, I think it was in a
Speaker 1: public episode because we we were talking about how no
Speaker 1: matter what length did you speak, like gay accents come
Speaker 1: out like you can just hear if someone's gay and
Speaker 1: like you had to have been able to peep that
Speaker 1: with like cave man, like they just had.
Speaker 2: To have.
Speaker 3: Start doing that to y'all. Look good.
Speaker 2: That fucking crocodile movie, Sean Mendez did. I saw a
Speaker 2: clip of the Baby Crocodile seeing recently who said yes,
Speaker 2: who green lit that? How much did that make in
Speaker 2: the box office?
Speaker 1: I feel like it probably made like way more than
Speaker 1: you would.
Speaker 2: Expect shine men like it probably did.
Speaker 1: Crazy movies No, actually movies are flopping crazy right now,
Speaker 1: let me not say that. But the most I feel
Speaker 1: like random kids movies do well because.
Speaker 2: Like, what else is there for them to see?
Speaker 3: Kid's content? In general, I feel like, does.
Speaker 4: Well, oh, eleven million dollars?
Speaker 3: How much?
Speaker 4: One hundred and eleven million dollars? Which I think is.
Speaker 2: No, that's like really good. Also, another one of the
Speaker 2: greatest gifts God has given to humanity is being able
Speaker 2: to see the reels your friends and family likes on Instagram.
Speaker 2: I don't think I figured by now people would like
Speaker 2: know about that and understand that, like I can see
Speaker 2: the content they're interacting with. But I still have like
Speaker 2: five to ten like people that like aren't in my
Speaker 2: life every single day, or aren't in my life even
Speaker 2: every single year, that like, their likes pop up on
Speaker 2: there and it's them liking like the the hairyus bear
Speaker 2: you've ever seen, like twerking, or like a straight dude
Speaker 2: liking like sex women like throwing ass or whatever. And
Speaker 2: I don't think they're aware, and I hope they never
Speaker 2: find out that I can see what they're liking, because
Speaker 2: it's literally the funniest thing ever scrolling through that thing and.
Speaker 4: You're really quick, can you move your hair to the
Speaker 4: other side because it's it's rimming up against the microphone.
Speaker 4: Let's go okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: Well, no, you're it because you're pretty.
Speaker 4: Yes, I was also doing it because you're pretty, but
Speaker 4: also the mic.
Speaker 1: So I haven't seen anyone like anything that felt too funny.
Speaker 3: My sister liked a funny TikTok recently.
Speaker 2: I have two that two people in my life that
Speaker 2: send me every I bet it's like fifty five percent
Speaker 2: of the content that comes up on their Instagram feed
Speaker 2: they just send to me. Literally, I have never.
Speaker 3: Well that's what I think. My sisters is.
Speaker 1: My sister, I'm like, you must just she sends me
Speaker 1: like thirty a time, I'm like, you must be swiping
Speaker 1: in everyone.
Speaker 3: It's just like in her head she's.
Speaker 1: Like banger banger, banger banger, or she's just like bored.
Speaker 2: What happened to curation?
Speaker 1: Like exactly, I want to curated send off Like I
Speaker 1: send things to people that are very curated personally. But
Speaker 1: I'm just that kind of girl. I take my time
Speaker 1: like I just care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like when I send Drew videos of guys and
Speaker 4: their stomachs are all inflated and distended. I make sure
Speaker 4: to send the best ones that are in four K
Speaker 4: and you can hear like some sort of slashing.
Speaker 3: Aren't joking?
Speaker 2: No, we're literally not. And what's so funny is me
Speaker 2: and Ki were on the phone for mind you an
Speaker 2: hour and a half last night, just like talking. It
Speaker 2: was really nice.
Speaker 3: You don't call me. I'm literally I'm all the way
Speaker 3: in Miami. You haven't called not once.
Speaker 2: You haven't called me.
Speaker 3: The phone works both ways. No, No, you wanted to,
Speaker 3: he would if you.
Speaker 2: Want, I'm gonna clock. I'm going to clock it real
Speaker 2: quick because I do call you and you're like, oh, actually,
Speaker 2: like I have to go, and it's like five minutes
Speaker 2: into our call. The last three times I've called you.
Speaker 3: That's spoke. We spoke for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: It was less than twelve. It was less than twelve
Speaker 2: because I was like, damn, I haven't spoken to in
Speaker 2: yet all this week.
Speaker 3: There's no way.
Speaker 2: I think. It was like eleven minutes and thirty eight seconds.
Speaker 3: Fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, less than twenty.
Speaker 3: Bro, you're obsessed with me. Get off my fucking dick.
Speaker 3: Why don't I have to.
Speaker 1: Call you and tell you what I'm up when everything
Speaker 1: I'm doing, you're so fun messed with me?
Speaker 3: Get off of my back.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to call you? Or do you
Speaker 2: not want me to call you? Because since the phone work,
Speaker 2: you just.
Speaker 3: Know when I want to call.
Speaker 1: That's like the main issue with calling is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to people on the phone, but
Speaker 1: just can you somehow manage to call me within the
Speaker 1: like ten seconds?
Speaker 3: That that's a fleeting.
Speaker 1: Thought of what I want, you know, Like, I think
Speaker 1: realistically I need to get better at calling people because.
Speaker 2: You don't call anybody.
Speaker 3: I'm just bad.
Speaker 1: I don't like call or like I'm not somebody to
Speaker 1: like start up a conversation.
Speaker 2: It's very feminine of you.
Speaker 1: It's also I wasn't allowed to have friends and stuff
Speaker 1: as a kid, or like talk to people on the phone,
Speaker 1: so I'm not really used to like that. Still, that
Speaker 1: kind of freedom, I think part of my brain is
Speaker 1: still wired where like to also in my head to
Speaker 1: start a conversation or talk to somebody is extremely bothersome
Speaker 1: regardless of the intention. And then also I get now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get like pre anxiety about like showing up in
Speaker 1: the conversation and making sure that like it is worthwhile.
Speaker 1: And then I will just like overspeak over tech somehow,
Speaker 1: Like I.
Speaker 2: Just I'm it's just anytime I'm on the phone with
Speaker 2: like anybody, like name a person that i'd be on
Speaker 2: the phone.
Speaker 3: With your mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually touching myself. I'm playing with my wiener with Kai,
Speaker 2: especially last night, all night last night on the phone
Speaker 2: with him. I was touching myself with Anya, even though
Speaker 2: it was ten minutes.
Speaker 4: What do you mean you're touching yourself? What are you
Speaker 4: talking about?
Speaker 3: Like just holding yourself in a loving manner.
Speaker 1: No, like my Wiener, I can't lie, Like I know,
Speaker 1: I'm super comfy with somebody if I'm chilling in a
Speaker 1: room with them and I got my hands on my.
Speaker 3: Kouchie like I genuinely like, I'm my damn.
Speaker 1: This is true comfort and it's not in a sexual way.
Speaker 1: It's just like it's like me, it's me returning to
Speaker 1: myself like I wish, I wish I was kidding too,
Speaker 1: Like it's not in a sexual way. It's literally like
Speaker 1: this is for warmth and comfort, and I'm returning to me,
Speaker 1: like I'm returning back to my own womb in a
Speaker 1: way like Mommy has done mommying everyone for the day.
Speaker 1: Mommy must be comforted by her own.
Speaker 2: Mom, but my mom and dad.
Speaker 3: So you see my problem?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Oh, can you move your hair again? Sorry?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? You just want to see my skin?
Speaker 2: That's not want to hear your collar bones? What about it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What about it? Kai wants to see your nate nude body.
Speaker 2: It's not weird.
Speaker 4: I just it's just an audio thing. That's purely what
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 2: It's not anything more than you call it as it is.
Speaker 3: Oh, I remember what I was going to say.
Speaker 4: Also, Drew for audio, can you take your shirt off?
Speaker 4: Just because I think it's rubbing up against the mic.
Speaker 2: Wait. I actually am almost to a point in my
Speaker 2: life where I'm like, I'm almost gonna be shirtless, Like
Speaker 2: my body is so ty right now. And I'm going
Speaker 2: to send you the pictures I've been taking.
Speaker 3: It's going to be shirtless.
Speaker 4: And yet zoom in on the first one.
Speaker 2: Zoom in on I'm cropping it.
Speaker 4: Oh ship, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Want I want to get strong. This arm is like
Speaker 3: really son?
Speaker 2: Wait, Kai, which one was it was? I kind of
Speaker 2: turned to the side. Yeah it's that one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then zoom in very close to Drew's face
Speaker 4: and you look at the pictures, look at my body.
Speaker 4: Tea put zoom in on his face.
Speaker 2: God, I hate the way I look in these fucking photos.
Speaker 2: My headphones died.
Speaker 4: I also had to make some food.
Speaker 2: So is that all you're eating? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Big, what I'm having?
Speaker 1: Actually have nothing else on the side, big and ginormous.
Speaker 4: No, this is just this is the main course right here.
Speaker 2: You hear how heavy it was when it hit the mic.
Speaker 2: That's a lot.
Speaker 4: I'm scared. I'm scared.
Speaker 3: So you're gonna chew for the rest of the episode.
Speaker 3: That's cool, guys.
Speaker 1: Hey, anybody else want to hear Kai chew on boiled
Speaker 1: plane Rice?
Speaker 4: Actually, some people have emailed my business email and asked
Speaker 4: me for videos of exactly of asmr hello.
Speaker 3: Since your voice is peaking back up?
Speaker 4: Really, oh Drew told me to turn my shit up.
Speaker 2: Back to my dental work, m I got that temporary
Speaker 2: tooth installed on the right side of my mouth, and
Speaker 2: they made it so sharp that it literally, for the
Speaker 2: first two days was cutting my tongue. Like my tooth
Speaker 2: was so sharp it was cutting the side of my tongue.
Speaker 2: So what I did is, I was like, I'm not
Speaker 2: going back to that fucking dental office. What I did
Speaker 2: is I grabbed a nail file and filed my temporary
Speaker 2: tooth down and it worked.
Speaker 3: I guess, Yeah, that's not the craziest thing ever, But
Speaker 3: what was it? Like a fresh file at least?
Speaker 2: No, it was the ones I use on my fingernails. No,
Speaker 2: I eat my fingernails like that crazy.
Speaker 1: Sorry though, but that's like you constantly wash your hands,
Speaker 1: like your hands, like you would never bite on your
Speaker 1: fingernails after like playing around. But I feel like you've
Speaker 1: definitely filed your nails on a whim where your hands
Speaker 1: are dirty and it's just like collected dead skin and bacteria,
Speaker 1: and like.
Speaker 2: I eat my fingernails without washing my hands.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I eat my fingernails too, but
Speaker 1: my fingers look pretty good right now. I can't I
Speaker 1: need a fill, but like, no, I've been biting my
Speaker 1: nails the past like two three days.
Speaker 3: I can't even lie.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, but before I forget, the thing I was
Speaker 1: saying before you went was I thought my dad was
Speaker 1: trying to fucking kill me by making me wipe down
Speaker 1: all the wood and glass in the house every single Sunday.
Speaker 3: Like to me, that was also my dad.
Speaker 1: I genuinely think has OCD, Like if I get it
Speaker 1: from any parent, I think it's him, because he also
Speaker 1: likes things.
Speaker 3: Done in such a specific way.
Speaker 1: And he would go and look at the wod and
Speaker 1: be like, you didn't wipe this down with the dry
Speaker 1: fiberglass towel after so there's dust stuck to the oil,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like okay, like bruh. I literally felt
Speaker 1: like I was in boot camp. And now look, my
Speaker 1: room is always a fucking mess.
Speaker 2: Yeah that instilled nothing in you because there are dishes
Speaker 2: still in the sink from when you left.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: My dad runs his crib like it's a fucking bed
Speaker 1: and breakfast.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do that, like, and I do.
Speaker 1: Think I'm somebody who I pick up after myself, and
Speaker 1: like maybe it'll happen more at the end of the
Speaker 1: day or like the next morning, but I'll go around
Speaker 1: and I'll like, I don't let, especially in shared spaces,
Speaker 1: anything get too too crazy.
Speaker 3: Other than the laundry room.
Speaker 2: I was about this. I was about to say the
Speaker 2: launder room in the kitchen, the two shared spaces.
Speaker 3: I clean the kitchen. I clean the kitchen. Bro, you
Speaker 3: know I cleaned the kitchen. Don't play with me about
Speaker 3: cleaning the kitchen. I clean it.
Speaker 2: No, you do. But I'm just so specific about how
Speaker 2: i want spaces to be cleaned.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, me too. I'm always like I need
Speaker 4: my green couch to be spotless. I need my tan
Speaker 4: leather pillow. I need my wineglass. Oh I can't see it,
Speaker 4: but there it is.
Speaker 3: Wait, but I thought you said that was from last night.
Speaker 1: So if you need your things a specific way, why
Speaker 1: would that need to be there? So is that just
Speaker 1: like the lie you always so you always have a
Speaker 1: wine glass there just in case anybody comes into your
Speaker 1: apartment so.
Speaker 3: You can lie.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, no, I'm a sociopath. And then I have
Speaker 4: my minimal lamp and then all of my vinyl records
Speaker 4: over here. And yeah, so I'm also like crazy.
Speaker 2: I have a tint built in my room right now.
Speaker 3: Really like a camping tent.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I slept in it. I napped in it yesterday.
Speaker 3: Oh that's kind of cute. I like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why did you do that?
Speaker 2: Hold on?
Speaker 4: I feel like that's what like kids do when their
Speaker 4: parents are going through a divorce.
Speaker 3: Oh is your gask in there? No?
Speaker 2: I put the tint there instead of having a desk.
Speaker 2: I went out till four am the other night.
Speaker 3: That is insane.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4: Is that the same night that I got asked to
Speaker 4: be a third.
Speaker 2: I was literally about to bring that up next real
Speaker 2: h We went to Acbar and which is the gay
Speaker 2: bar in La, the only gay bar in La. Haven't
Speaker 2: been in seven years because last time I went there,
Speaker 2: someone screamed in my face that I was a viner
Speaker 2: and it really was destabilizing.
Speaker 3: So I ego like, or were you there that night before?
Speaker 2: I've only been one other time, and I was like,
Speaker 2: you know what, let's go again, Let's go get gay
Speaker 2: bar drinks. We went and it was just as destabilizing
Speaker 2: some like, within like thirty seconds of walking in, like
Speaker 2: a group of kids like looked at me and laughed
Speaker 2: at me and then came up to me and was
Speaker 2: like I really like your shirt. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: thank you, and then turned to around and then they
Speaker 2: snickered and laughed again, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: gay people are so mean. They're so mean. But we
Speaker 2: were on the dance floor having fun. And when we left,
Speaker 2: it was me, Kai, one of his friends, and Mason.
Speaker 2: Mason vanished into the night. He was like, I'm going
Speaker 2: to go outside and pee, and then literally never saw
Speaker 2: him again the second we walked in, but we were
Speaker 2: walking off the dance floor and this couple in their
Speaker 2: like fifties like pulled Kay aside and asked him to
Speaker 2: be a third.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, were they hot? Were you flattered?
Speaker 4: I was flattered. I was flattered, but I don't want
Speaker 4: to be a third in their relationship. But I was
Speaker 4: also like, this makes a lot of sense. I have
Speaker 4: a very stabilizing sexual masculine vibe. Of course I'm going
Speaker 4: to be asked to be a third at this gay bar.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be a third and like a watch.
Speaker 2: But no, it was also by a man and a woman.
Speaker 2: He would have been oh, the girl asked him.
Speaker 4: I was trying to get out of it, and then
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I like, I'm not interested.
Speaker 4: This is my boyfriend. And I pointed to Drew and
Speaker 4: then immediately the other guy clocked it and was like,
Speaker 4: they're not gay, or at least he's not pointing to me,
Speaker 4: and I was like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Also, like, for some reason that like became like what
Speaker 1: people do is their business, and I really don't judge
Speaker 1: if it gets you going.
Speaker 3: But like.
Speaker 2: Asking Kai to be your third, you have to be
Speaker 2: deranged as fuck to ask to be like, you have
Speaker 2: to be really psycho weird, like a danger a dangerous person.
Speaker 1: I don't think so put a pin in that, because
Speaker 1: if we genuinely go down that road, we could be
Speaker 1: here for ours.
Speaker 4: I just don't understand why that just doesn't make sense
Speaker 4: to me. Oh shit, I almost fucking forgot office bottom.
Speaker 3: Hey, your rice is getting cold?
Speaker 2: The office bottoms out? Was it a picture? And got
Speaker 2: called off his bottom?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh, but I was saying, it's endearing the thought of
Speaker 1: two men ap perching Kai.
Speaker 3: With that, the thought of a man and woman a
Speaker 3: perching kai with that.
Speaker 1: There's something very like eerie about it. Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: Like, and the girl was the one that asked, yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is great love. He should be
Speaker 3: illegal to go ask a stranger about that.
Speaker 1: Like, I know, I know people are down like whatever,
Speaker 1: but like, but I don't know if like.
Speaker 4: It was flattering to me. I was.
Speaker 2: It was sweet. It was they were sweet.
Speaker 1: They were like I guess I would be flattered if
Speaker 1: like a very specific set of people ask me that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I think I think the whole thing was
Speaker 2: like sweet like that that I was, like, I support
Speaker 2: couples like diversifying their twenty five year sex life. I
Speaker 2: think it's like wholesome. I've had a whole spiel about
Speaker 2: it before, but I'm like, no, like that's like ultimate
Speaker 2: trust and ultimate whatever. Not for me currently, but maybe
Speaker 2: in twenty five years, who knows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: See the benefits of it, and I do think for
Speaker 1: a lot of people it works, But it's just too
Speaker 1: funny to me. Like it's literally like it's too funny too.
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 1: Actually it's kind of this is a crazy relation to make,
Speaker 1: but it kind of reminds me how as much as
Speaker 1: people make fun of Jojo Seawall, no one loves Jojo
Speaker 1: Seawall like Jojo Seawall like that is the most confident
Speaker 1: person ever. She would never falter in an answer if
Speaker 1: asked if she like how she feels about something she
Speaker 1: likes or whatever.
Speaker 2: Wait, is someone brave enough?
Speaker 3: Girl? She does as she pleases and like God, he's.
Speaker 2: Real as fuck.
Speaker 3: No, That's what I'm saying. She does she fucking pleases,
Speaker 3: bro Like.
Speaker 2: Also, speaking of the gay bar, I got hit on
Speaker 2: down at the gay bars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dru got fucking swarmed.
Speaker 3: I'm not like joking. I don't care.
Speaker 4: Well, I care, and it pisses me off because I
Speaker 4: didn't get any attention.
Speaker 2: Had that asked to be a third, if I.
Speaker 1: Would have got hit on, even though I'm a girl,
Speaker 1: you probably would have because.
Speaker 2: You're going to it was. It was lit. I like
Speaker 2: I I for the first time, like last week, I'd
Speaker 2: like was desirable. I felt desired. It was awesome, dude.
Speaker 4: I swear to God, whenever we were in any this
Speaker 4: is dead serious. By the way leading into it, let
Speaker 4: me just say this, whenever we are in a social situation,
Speaker 4: people are look at.
Speaker 3: It, look at how much it makes him smile.
Speaker 4: Psychoticy, gravitate towards you like no one. I feel like
Speaker 4: when we we would like be at a restaurant with
Speaker 4: fin Wolf Haardt, and people would walk past him to
Speaker 4: go up to you and talk to you because you
Speaker 4: have such an inviting a. That's true, that's true. I
Speaker 4: saw that shit happen.
Speaker 1: Well, that's because of this amazing phenomenon that me and
Speaker 1: Drew are influencer. So anytime we're with any of our
Speaker 1: celebrity friends, we're like the easy target, like Z and
Speaker 1: then they're.
Speaker 2: Like Ze, No, no, no, it's it's because I'm wholesome
Speaker 2: and I have good energy and I have a sweet,
Speaker 2: kind face. Strangers ask me for things all the time
Speaker 2: because I give up the exuber a.
Speaker 1: Strangers ask you to meet them in the bathroom and
Speaker 1: hookup because you're a whore. That's not strangers asking you
Speaker 1: for like, that's not strangers.
Speaker 2: And the strangest thing about this conversation is the hate
Speaker 2: I'm getting for being cute.
Speaker 1: Also, you are hella chilled back right now, bitch, you
Speaker 1: are laid the fuck up, Like, yeah, you're.
Speaker 2: So relaxed, uncomfortable. Rub your comfort. I got my if
Speaker 2: he did.
Speaker 3: Blanket your heb adiba blanket.
Speaker 2: Bab Adobe, blanket girl. How do you say her name?
Speaker 2: Because I say b bab Adobie and everything's like, that's.
Speaker 3: Not it's bieba Dooby, bitch.
Speaker 2: Be bob Adobe. That's literally what I'm saying, be bab Adobe.
Speaker 2: Wait say it again, dude, I'm amusing me.
Speaker 3: Like I don't know, I'm scared, like Bbadooby.
Speaker 2: That's literally what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: It's not. No, it's not you're adding a syllable.
Speaker 3: Dude, This is like you calling it Lucaguadalajara. Who else
Speaker 3: you like?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: New Kim k one is Karma.
Speaker 2: Kardashian, Arama, we got Carly Jenner and Karma Kardashian.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, guys, seriously, this is what life is about.
Speaker 3: Just laughing with your friends.
Speaker 2: No, literally, I love laughing with my friends. Wait should
Speaker 2: I go into like really like detail about how I
Speaker 2: got hit on?
Speaker 3: Dude? Literally, fucking no.
Speaker 2: You get so jealous. I'm telling I'm telling them. I'm
Speaker 2: telling them because one of them is actually fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: I was walking off the dance floor after Kai and
Speaker 2: his friend left, and uh, it was me and a
Speaker 2: buddy that I met up with, and we were walking
Speaker 2: off the dance floor and then we saw two people
Speaker 2: that we knew trying to go to the dance floor
Speaker 2: and they were like hmm, like or was it fun
Speaker 2: in there? And we were like, yeah, it's fun, but
Speaker 2: it's like too many people. And then as we're talking,
Speaker 2: this like fifty five year old like man that's probably
Speaker 2: like five six grabs me like literally grabs my side
Speaker 2: and pulls me in and just like kisses my face
Speaker 2: down and then just like walks away and winks at me.
Speaker 2: And then you know, the people I was with was like,
Speaker 2: oh do you know why?
Speaker 3: Oh I can't have gone.
Speaker 2: No, it was frezy. Like the people I was with
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, do you know him? And I
Speaker 2: was like no, do y'all and they were like no,
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, that's like literally insane that
Speaker 2: that just happened. Like it was like wet. I felt
Speaker 2: his like beard and like his wet lips on my face.
Speaker 2: Not gonna lie. I enjoyed it. So no shade there,
Speaker 2: but don't do that to strangers. Question Mark, I.
Speaker 4: Had a question for you guys from the numbers of
Speaker 4: from one to ten, which ones are gay and which
Speaker 4: ones are straight?
Speaker 2: Wait, numbers one through ten?
Speaker 1: W eight is gay not because of eight, not because
Speaker 1: of like oh you ate, but just like no.
Speaker 2: Two holes, those hoes get filled.
Speaker 3: She's too, Like.
Speaker 4: What about one?
Speaker 2: Is that? I feel like that's one straight? One is straight,
Speaker 2: one is the one is kind of Bye, oh we're
Speaker 2: adding by now?
Speaker 4: I said straight or gayday?
Speaker 3: You told me, yes, you're right.
Speaker 4: I guess it's a good point, dude.
Speaker 3: Bye. People do exist because evil does exist.
Speaker 1: Remember let me exist, So by people, we I'm I'm
Speaker 1: still in life.
Speaker 3: She is gay?
Speaker 2: Three is straight. That's a boring ass. Number four straight?
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, four straight, five is gay, five is gay,
Speaker 2: six is gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, seven to me is also gay.
Speaker 3: Nine and ten straight for some reason.
Speaker 2: And they're the worst type of straight.
Speaker 3: People, like so annoying, like where's our month? Type?
Speaker 2: Like no, literally, it's like Andrew Tate strait remember when.
Speaker 1: That was like actually a genuine thing that was of concern.
Speaker 3: Is like straight people month?
Speaker 2: Like what, yeah, where is our month?
Speaker 3: Fit in bed?
Speaker 1: Bruh, you look like one of the grandparents and Charlie
Speaker 1: in the Chocolate fact, Like your mad.
Speaker 5: Comfy masculinity is confusing and I've been taking lions main,
Speaker 5: but I don't feel like a lion. Mister Tait, what
Speaker 5: is that from masculinity?
Speaker 2: Oh? With a president who looks like she's covered in
Speaker 2: cheeto dust, I'm a nasty woman.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what's really bugging me right now?
Speaker 1: And I can't get an answer to this because like
Speaker 1: I don't have anybody in my life, like all of
Speaker 1: my cousins and like my siblings are past this age
Speaker 1: of doing this.
Speaker 3: And also I haven't heard of people doing this in
Speaker 3: a long time.
Speaker 1: But did y'all ever bring like do people still bring
Speaker 1: white T shirts like kids to school to get them signed?
Speaker 3: Is that still a thing? Did y'all ever do that?
Speaker 2: Addics? Did that for field day?
Speaker 1: Did y'all do it like usually at the end of
Speaker 1: the year, because that was our whole thing, is like
Speaker 1: at the.
Speaker 3: End of the year. Did you ever get to do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I didn't. That was like during the recession.
Speaker 1: And I just my heart goes out to all the
Speaker 1: middle schoolers right now who won't get to have a
Speaker 1: white T shirt to get destroyed, because I'll be damned
Speaker 1: if my dad sent me out of the house and
Speaker 1: a white tea and came back with sharpie scribbles all
Speaker 1: over it.
Speaker 2: Also because like mine was a vintage green Hollister shirt.
Speaker 1: See that would have been smart if I got like
Speaker 1: a used shirt. But the whole thing was like a
Speaker 1: fresh Haynes tea. It was very there was levels. There
Speaker 1: was levels you could have just and like if you
Speaker 1: were the kid getting your a paper a piece of
Speaker 1: paper signed, it was like embarrassing, like where's your shirt?
Speaker 4: Like what?
Speaker 1: Like, ye, your crush won't get to write on your back.
Speaker 1: That's mad embarrassing.
Speaker 2: It's all about the touch in the field.
Speaker 3: It is its physical connection. Did y'all cry at the
Speaker 3: end of school?
Speaker 4: Like at the end of the time, I cried. I
Speaker 4: cried because I was like being carried around by all
Speaker 4: my teammates and they were like, you're the best quarterback
Speaker 4: that this small towns Ever.
Speaker 1: With your build, your two you're much too short to
Speaker 1: be a quarterback.
Speaker 4: I'm literally six.
Speaker 2: Actually, that is interesting. You were the first five to
Speaker 2: three quarterback.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, wait were you Actually?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I wasn't. I'm a little guy, dude.
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy. It's fucked up. Because Kai's name
Speaker 3: is Kai, and they would say little Kai, like little guy.
Speaker 4: No, a little Kai.
Speaker 3: Like when somebody was acting like.
Speaker 4: They would like, don't be a little Kai.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: They would call him Kai dick appointment thirty o'clock.
Speaker 3: Because you were always getting dick down at No.
Speaker 4: I would be dropping dick off crazy and in between
Speaker 4: winning games.
Speaker 2: Kai, Kai's the postmates of dick drop offs.
Speaker 3: That's illegal, Postman.
Speaker 4: Newman. No, I'm six. I honestly, I know we joke
Speaker 4: a lot, but I'm like six What is it six' three,
Speaker 4: Whatever it doesn't, matter But i'm six. THREE i don't
Speaker 4: want people to think That i'm super. Short he's six
Speaker 4: AND i was on THE i was. Oh and Also
Speaker 4: Friday Night lights was based off of my. Hometown what
Speaker 4: what that's?
Speaker 2: Like a foot? Ball it's? All, OH i only know about.
Speaker 1: That Because i'm pretty Sure Drew gooden talked about watching
Speaker 1: that in a video AND i was, like what is? That?
Speaker 2: Oh that's? Mine, Also, kai.
Speaker 4: What don't do? That that was. Weird what you just
Speaker 4: said was, weird and it made me not feel. Safe
Speaker 4: it didn't make me feel.
Speaker 2: Safe SHOULD i read a journal entry from my?
Speaker 1: Diary trump pulling poorly for how he's doing in his
Speaker 1: first hundred days of presidency reminds me of when that one,
Speaker 1: Guy Kim kardashian's old, friend posted a picture of himself
Speaker 1: and was, like SHOULD i go?
Speaker 3: Live and everyone said, no that's the equivalent of.
Speaker 1: It it's LIKE i was seeing, yeah, food, god, Everything
Speaker 1: i'm seeing the news and it'd be a picture of,
Speaker 1: him and then they'd be, like.
Speaker 3: Like when the disapproval.
Speaker 1: Rates it felt LIKE i was seeing a screenshot of
Speaker 1: that live of like being, like.
Speaker 2: No, no it's raining. TODAY i love the. Rain that's not.
Speaker 3: It that was your, Groundwork Your world's. Building, OKAY i love.
Speaker 3: It world's.
Speaker 2: Building, NO i have two whole, pages But i'm not reading.
Speaker 2: Them i'll read one of.
Speaker 4: Mine that's. It i've had. It they called me short.
Speaker 4: AGAIN i can't do this. Anymore i'm bringing every. DAY
Speaker 4: i run, HOME i run into my, room.
Speaker 3: Bringing your gun to the next.
Speaker 4: Episode, No i'm Not.
Speaker 1: Ki would you tell me not to come to the
Speaker 1: studio the next day or would you let me bear?
Speaker 4: WITNESS i would tell both of you guys to not
Speaker 4: come to the, studio and THEN i would go to
Speaker 4: the studio and kill.
Speaker 3: Myself that would actually be really fucked, up because we
Speaker 3: would have to clean.
Speaker 4: It, well what about the interpersonal aspects of how that's fucked,
Speaker 4: up like seeing my dead?
Speaker 2: Body, no, no.
Speaker 3: It would JUST i, mean we'd probably get it done quick.
Speaker 5: Day, no you.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't i'm fucking. Up i'm very heavy because of. Muscle
Speaker 4: because of, MUSCLE i have a lot of. Muscle muscle
Speaker 4: fitser than, fat and that's absolutely, Right and pulling me
Speaker 4: out of there would be, very very hard Because i'm six.
Speaker 3: FOUR i genuinely feel LIKE i could pick both of you.
Speaker 3: Up not at the same.
Speaker 4: Time you probably.
Speaker 2: Could you're very, Strong, yeah, YOU i mean you probably
Speaker 2: could BECAUSE i weigh thirty seven.
Speaker 3: Pounds that's actually really. Bad where's the.
Speaker 2: The wind blew me? Away? Yesterday kai saw? It will
Speaker 2: insert the. Video there's no.
Speaker 4: Video there's no.
Speaker 3: Video no there, is there. Is it's crazy that you're
Speaker 3: not saying.
Speaker 4: That, no there is a, Video, Drew, no there is
Speaker 4: not a video of you getting blown away by the.
Speaker 4: Wind that's.
Speaker 2: Impossible it was literally holding onto my free and my
Speaker 2: legs were.
Speaker 1: Flapping, also it's literally tornado.
Speaker 2: Season did a?
Speaker 4: Tornado? Yeah did a tornado come Through? La because that's
Speaker 4: the only way you're getting lifted up off the.
Speaker 2: Ground, no like a five mile p hour gust and
Speaker 2: it flapped me away like a napkin.
Speaker 4: Slapped, yeah you and a bunch of other trash got swept, away.
Speaker 2: Those glasses, off and you take that damn wig off your. Head.
Speaker 3: NO i saw a.
Speaker 1: Lift ad and it was A cocoa Mont trees.
Speaker 4: Clip, wait, actually.
Speaker 3: It's like it is.
Speaker 1: From The lift account and It's i'm just using this clip.
Speaker 2: Down is it just? That, yeah it's just that looping
Speaker 2: my car broke. Down for if, hello.
Speaker 3: Her car broke, down she needs a?
Speaker 2: Lift that.
Speaker 4: Medium that makes me feel so dark for some. Reason That,
Speaker 4: no the.
Speaker 1: Darkest part about it, Is i'm like this was targeted
Speaker 1: to me in a crazy.
Speaker 3: WAY i was on a random.
Speaker 1: PAGE i was on a random like, FUCK i WISH
Speaker 1: i saved HOW i got. Here BUT i was looking
Speaker 1: through a random account and THEN i kept getting this,
Speaker 1: Ad and at FIRST i thought the person whose ACCOUNT
Speaker 1: i was looking, AT i was, like why did they
Speaker 1: Post coco montse And Alyssa.
Speaker 4: Edwards you. Know what was the turning point for me
Speaker 4: WHEN i realized that we should start to get concerned
Speaker 4: about the state of advertising was do you remember that
Speaker 4: viral clip of a car driving into a gas. Station
Speaker 4: that was it was like a year. Ago i'm pretty
Speaker 4: sure did it. Explode it didn't, explode but it's from
Speaker 4: THE pov of someone in the gas station and on
Speaker 4: the ground are a bunch of these energy drinks and
Speaker 4: like throughout the whole stores and energy. Drinks oh and it.
Speaker 4: Was it was like a piece of gorilla viral. Marketing
Speaker 4: but it just it totally just read as as a
Speaker 4: just you, know a car driving into a gas, station
Speaker 4: some sort of catastrophic. Event AND i was, like this is.
Speaker 4: Bad this is really bad that we're at this point
Speaker 4: where we're driving cars into real gas stations and tricking
Speaker 4: people into thinking that that calamities are.
Speaker 2: Happening is the, Need, yeah in.
Speaker 4: Order to Sell celsius or.
Speaker 2: Whatever my, my the moment for me was when all
Speaker 2: of the food accounts started interacting with each other and
Speaker 2: bulling each other on like The. INTERNET i was, like.
Speaker 1: Dude no One Burger king was On twitter replying to
Speaker 1: random tweets that had nothing to.
Speaker 3: Do With Burger. King that's WHEN i knew it was a.
Speaker 1: Wrap like When Burger king And wendy's were trying to
Speaker 1: get the top tweets, yeah because you're not making me hear.
Speaker 2: Me i'm not Going i'm here to. LIE i can
Speaker 2: y'all hear? Me, Hello, Hello, HELLO.
Speaker 3: I CANTO i ignore. YOU i would fuck up a
Speaker 3: baked potato From.
Speaker 4: Wendy's though they have baked potatoes that sounds.
Speaker 3: Good it's kind of the only THING i eat there.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah WHENEVER i see uber comments on a, TikTok
Speaker 4: i get really.
Speaker 2: Angry i'm also, like just send them free.
Speaker 3: SHIT i, know send a gift. Card enough with the,
Speaker 3: COMMENTS i.
Speaker 2: KNOW i like that people are like kind of wisening
Speaker 2: up and they're, like, uh, girl fuck, you send me
Speaker 2: something Like i've seen that like ten, times girl fuck. You,
Speaker 2: no it's literally giving the. Girls.
Speaker 1: Oh but THEN i kind of feel bad for the
Speaker 1: intern who has to like go through and reply.
Speaker 2: You know who ruined it? All ah H, no ACTUALLY i.
Speaker 2: WOULD i was gonna say dual lingo ruined it, all
Speaker 2: like with this marketing. Style BUT i low key like
Speaker 2: the the Dual lingo, ads like the du A lingo social.
Speaker 2: Team yeah they.
Speaker 3: Eat and also to, Me i'm like dual lingo like
Speaker 3: learning in a.
Speaker 1: Language that's, good that's, good that's like useful, information, although LIKE,
Speaker 1: I i've never completed any kind of language. Application i've
Speaker 1: never any app that's for something like that has never
Speaker 1: been opened more than once on my.
Speaker 2: Phone BUT i also just LIKE i Learned swahili for
Speaker 2: two weeks through Dual. Lingo, yeah you did.
Speaker 3: Well the Dual lingo app is sick on my phone.
Speaker 2: Anymore, drew.
Speaker 3: Your name Is. Drew to end this, EPISODE i thought.
Speaker 1: Me And drew have been going to acting classes for
Speaker 1: the past what four? Years? Drew?
Speaker 2: No? Five, well coming up.
Speaker 3: On, five it has been five. Years oh my.
Speaker 2: God, okay, well big.
Speaker 1: Bite but we just wanted to to put it out
Speaker 1: there While drew kai choose on his. Rice if any
Speaker 1: casting directors are watching, this here is me And drew
Speaker 1: acting out the scene In Little, women and just to
Speaker 1: show you guys what we've been working.
Speaker 3: On, okay, wait oh sorry losing the.
Speaker 2: Scripts, No, teddy please.
Speaker 1: Don't it's no, Use, Joe we've got to have it.
Speaker 2: Out, no, no we.
Speaker 3: Don't i've loved you ever Since i've known, You.
Speaker 1: JOE i couldn't help, it and you've been so good to.
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Speaker 2: not even. Kidding you're crying over a dude with one.
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Speaker 3: That so why are?
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Speaker 4: if you want to get, Tickets i'll put.
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Speaker 2: Movie i'm not going To Law.
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Speaker 4: it'll be. MOONLIGHT i need to.
Speaker 1: Make it clear for anybody BECAUSE i don't know what
Speaker 1: the state of like anyone's mind.
Speaker 3: Is But kai does not make millions of dollars HIS dj.
Speaker 2: SAP i.
Speaker 3: Feel LIKE i needed.
Speaker 4: To, like, no, no, YEAH i make millions of. DOLLARS i,
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Speaker 2: watched it AND i was, like, oh this is actually
Speaker 2: kind of. Good and the second season sucks stick and,
Speaker 2: balls but apparently the third season is actually good. Again
Speaker 2: so we'll, see we'll see if it picks back. Up
Speaker 2: but the first season was, awesome and my.
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Speaker 4: And abracadabra By Lady. GAGA i saw her live recently
Speaker 4: and it was, incredible so you.
Speaker 3: And everyone Else kai not everyone.
Speaker 1: Else, OH i actually saw her live about like two
Speaker 1: three years.
Speaker 3: Ago now.
Speaker 1: It's, okay it's okay because she did like a lot
Speaker 1: of her, classics so it was a very different vibe
Speaker 1: and it was very intimate although it was a.
Speaker 2: Stadium she owed her classics.
Speaker 4: And then did you see her do a performance that
Speaker 4: came in three.
Speaker 3: Acts, oh, actually did you? Say did you?
Speaker 1: Say Lady google was performing live At coachella week in
Speaker 1: eight Because i'm.
Speaker 3: Gonna, go.
Speaker 2: What's the did you just? Say?
Speaker 3: Okay all, right well bye. Guys i'm gonna kill.
Speaker 4: Myself, okay, Okay i'm also gonna kill myself.
Speaker 2: Guys so
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