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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency in a Calm. Today,

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Speaker 1: I am bringing to the table a very important question.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather do bas salt or a whole can

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Speaker 1: of galaxy gas?

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Speaker 2: Ooh, immediately, immediately galaxy gas. And only because dentists give

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Speaker 2: you essentially galaxy gas. They actually flavor the air sometimes

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Speaker 2: with cherry. By the way, I don't know if it's

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's because the numbing medication that

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Speaker 2: they put in your mouth before they stick the needle

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Speaker 2: in is cherry flavor, and it makes the air taste cherry.

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Speaker 2: Is there a squirrel in the tree behind me? I

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Speaker 2: love nature. I really loves.

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Speaker 1: Grando hashtag random hashtag a girl shiny haw shiny.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm doing galaxy gas obviously because uh well, I

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Speaker 2: don't even remember the other ones basalts.

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Speaker 1: But what if you could pick the basalts, Like, what

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Speaker 1: if the basalts were super super just like some random

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Speaker 1: Malibu bitch and it was like salts from the sea,

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Speaker 1: like air dried and baked, and it was like natural

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Speaker 1: ass basalts. You wouldn't like opt for these at a

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Speaker 1: galaxy gas.

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Speaker 2: I think there's no such thing as natural basalts. I

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Speaker 2: think the bath salts was just it's called basalts so

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Speaker 2: they could sell it in like convenience stores. But it

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Speaker 2: was actually like some random ass research chemical from China

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Speaker 2: that just like melted your brain and made you eat people.

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Speaker 2: There's like different types, so like the types that you

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Speaker 2: put in your bath, those don't get you high.

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Speaker 1: But like if you thought the whole gag was that

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Speaker 1: he ate bass from like bed bath and beyond or some.

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Speaker 2: Shit, or was that just like a rumor that was

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Speaker 2: just a rumor. So I'm doing galaxy gas. I'm getting

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Speaker 2: I'm getting loaded off galaxy gass. And I just went

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Speaker 2: to the dentist and guess what, I had my second procedure.

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Speaker 2: They didn't give me fucking laughing gas. So I was

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Speaker 2: sitting there writhing in pain, and it was it hurt

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Speaker 2: even more than the other side. And now this tooth

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Speaker 2: is literally turning gray. My temporary fucking moler is turning gray.

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Speaker 2: And I looked it up and it's because they burst

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Speaker 2: some blood vessels and so now there's blood vessels rotting

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Speaker 2: the pulp of my tooth. So I'm probably gonna have

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Speaker 2: to get a fucking root canal because of their neglect

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Speaker 2: and my goddamn mouth and it hurts so bad. And

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Speaker 2: I called them yesterday and I was like, hey, it's

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Speaker 2: like really excruciating, like I can't do anything. And they

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Speaker 2: were like, okay, come in tomorrow. And I was like, well,

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Speaker 2: I can't come in tomorrow and they were like, okay,

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Speaker 2: the dnnists will call you. Wait.

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Speaker 3: Why couldn't you come in because of this?

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Speaker 2: Because we were recording. Yeah. Wow, So no, I'm dedicated.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you are your dedicated to your craft.

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Speaker 1: I really love that, like you have a burning passion

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Speaker 1: to speak and I love that about you. Well, I

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Speaker 1: guess now I have to go to Galaxy Gas. Also

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Speaker 1: play the clip of me telling Drew not to go

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Speaker 1: to that dentist, just to be clear, because I really

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Speaker 1: don't have anything to say on the subject matter because like.

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Speaker 2: At Old as Old, I kind of look weird.

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Speaker 3: No, I mean from my.

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Speaker 2: Flurry, I'm such a fucking narcissist because look at my

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Speaker 2: screen later, because you.

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Speaker 3: Looking at yourself.

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Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is I had mine like that

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Speaker 1: at the beginning, and then I changed it because I

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Speaker 1: was like, I feel like there's somebody out there who's like,

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Speaker 1: you can tell like with the way so and so

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Speaker 1: is looking that they're not looking at someone else, And

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Speaker 1: like in my head, I would look prettier looking at

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Speaker 1: you because I love you so much. So I'm having

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Speaker 1: like a real love for you instead of looking at

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Speaker 1: my face and really being scared and like thinking about

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Speaker 1: my every move.

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Speaker 2: I live for you. I love for you, Olivia. Okay, So,

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Speaker 2: like we know this like dumb as rocks whatever, But

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Speaker 2: why is there so much fossil fuel? Like I feel

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Speaker 2: like we should have run out by now, no, because

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Speaker 2: aren't they just like rotted dinosaur corpses and like little

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Speaker 2: shells and shit, Like I'm not buying it, Like there

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Speaker 2: should not be fossil fuels on this fucking planet anymore.

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Speaker 2: Like I think it's all a lie. Like I truly

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Speaker 2: don't know.

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Speaker 3: You got anything to say to that?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just before I chime in, though, what do

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Speaker 4: you guys think of my apartment?

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Speaker 3: That's not your apartment? This is This is.

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Speaker 4: From a date I had. It was a very yeah,

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Speaker 4: it was a very intimate date that I had.

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Speaker 1: Why do you have no art up on your walls?

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Speaker 1: It's really like dungeon in there, and it's like kind.

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Speaker 4: Of called minimalism, and it's very sexy.

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Speaker 2: The exposed brick is the art, babe, it's very she

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Speaker 2: exactly part.

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Speaker 1: Of what used to be somebody who was passionate enough

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Speaker 1: to build a building brick by brick, and now they

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Speaker 1: make them out of card.

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Speaker 4: I have art, and I'm going to be putting my

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Speaker 4: board ape Yacht Club all of them.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna get TV? No TV screen TV?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to be a big o led screen

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Speaker 4: that's always on. There's gonna be a Neon sign that

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Speaker 4: says Cela VI above it, and then there's gonna be

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Speaker 4: a Bible quote at the bottom.

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Speaker 3: I genuinely think I forgot who I was saying this to.

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Speaker 1: But I think I need to start hanging up words

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Speaker 1: of affirmation around the house because the bitches who do.

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Speaker 3: That are genuinely happier, and I.

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Speaker 1: Could do it in like my own way, but there

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Speaker 1: is something to be said about words of affirmation. I'm

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Speaker 1: never going to be the bitch who's like writing on

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Speaker 1: sticky notes and putting it on my mirror, Although I

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Speaker 1: think that works for a lot of people.

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Speaker 3: I would.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I could ever write something sincere to

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Speaker 1: myself and expect myself to see it another time and

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Speaker 1: feel anything from.

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Speaker 3: It, like I would never.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, that's how little I take myself like

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Speaker 1: in terms of seriousness. But we need to start making

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Speaker 1: like lit words of affirmation art. But I just feel

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Speaker 1: like that's kind of like a hard sincerity is scary,

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Speaker 1: like to make one that's like actually good, I don't

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Speaker 1: know how it wouldn't starty epidemic.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I found a sticky up in Drew's room that

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Speaker 4: just said I am not ran through four hundred times.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if that.

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Speaker 2: Are you going through my shit?

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Speaker 1: Also, that doesn't even make sense because Drew, that would

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Speaker 1: only like X may like maybe like a tenth of

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Speaker 1: your body count. So saying I'm not ran through that

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Speaker 1: would only cover four hundred of like the who knows how.

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Speaker 2: Many people and who's in the kitchen.

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Speaker 3: Because let me cook.

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Speaker 2: Let cook. It was about fossil fuels, Yeah, fossil fuels,

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Speaker 2: Like I feel like we should have ran out if

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Speaker 2: it's really fossil.

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Speaker 4: I also feel that way, But I'm also I have

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Speaker 4: thought about this, But then it's like dinosaurs.

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Speaker 2: Existed for billions of years.

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Speaker 4: One hundred million years or something, right, yeah, actually.

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Speaker 2: Just dinosaur bones though, right, Like I feel like it's

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Speaker 2: they're talking about like the kunks and the shells too.

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Speaker 2: I don't fucking know, but I think it's all the forest.

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Speaker 2: I think none of it's real. Like I'm really I'm

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Speaker 2: not buying it.

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Speaker 3: I don't believe in fossil fuels.

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Speaker 2: Famously, I literally don't believe in them. I'm like, yeah, right, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, I know we have been worried about AI and

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Speaker 1: its progression for a really long time, and there have

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Speaker 1: been multiple signs to stop, and humans have continued to

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Speaker 1: move forward with it. But I think the sign that

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Speaker 1: is the scariest to me is that AI has gathered

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Speaker 1: enough information that it knows how to make bad art

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Speaker 1: like it like I've seen bad a I are and

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Speaker 1: there's always been bad AI R in terms of like Jesus,

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Speaker 1: like on a tractor, like mowing through the sea like

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Speaker 1: what like there's always been shit like that, but like

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Speaker 1: I mean bad a, Like somebody somehow gave U like

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Speaker 1: this description so whack that the RT is like somebody trying.

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Speaker 3: To be good at something? Does that make sense? Like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: should I turn off these lights?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Right?

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Speaker 3: Because it's a bit unflattering on me. And you guys

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Speaker 4: The way you honestly look good? You don't. It's not

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Speaker 4: giving overhead lighting. You look good. I wanted to bring

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Speaker 4: up one thing. I sent it to the group chat

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Speaker 4: and I want you guys to take a look at it.

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Speaker 2: The black mold. The jk rowling black mold.

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Speaker 4: So she's taken photos in the same room for the

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Speaker 4: four years and there's like black mold progressing up her walls.

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Speaker 2: That's why she's batshit crazy. The black mold is getting

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Speaker 2: to her goddamn brain.

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Speaker 3: And at least like question it a little bit. I

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Speaker 1: I know, I know the shadows from the mold have

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Speaker 1: created enough of like a silhouette now that she's been

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Speaker 2: In the aspiration. No, it's also giving like like that

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Speaker 2: is black mold? Like that's like you should see any

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Speaker 2: type of mold growing in your house and immediately question it,

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Speaker 2: like why is that just growing? Over five?

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Speaker 4: Where does she livewarts she.

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Speaker 1: Has to live in the most human environment ever, or

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Speaker 1: she's just backed like how is that much mold growing? Like? Also,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I've ever seen Maybe it's because

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Speaker 1: the average person doesn't let it get there. But damn,

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Speaker 1: I've never seen that much mold grow. I mean someone's

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Speaker 2: It's proof that her brain is fucking rotted that she

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Speaker 2: won't just like clean up the goddamn mold.

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Speaker 1: What's the first sign of like black mold?

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Speaker 3: Me?

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Speaker 1: I almost like followed my own answer up with that,

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Speaker 1: But like, no, you've been like that no matter where

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Speaker 1: we live, that's not really a mold thing for you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I haven't slept on that couch. I mean the

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Speaker 2: new couch is horrible. I fucking hate it. Have we

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Speaker 2: talked about it on here?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: Oh my, oh god, you cough up blood.

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Speaker 1: Remember when you were convinced we had black mold?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, in the couch. But were there any actual legitimate

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Speaker 4: symptoms of the black mold or was it just true?

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Speaker 3: No, it was just Drew's pre diabetes showing like three

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Speaker 3: years ago.

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Speaker 1: Like what it was literally just like him eating and

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Speaker 1: knocking out on the couch, and he was like, there's

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Speaker 1: mold in this couch.

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Speaker 3: Every time I lay on it, I knock out. But

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Speaker 3: he eats on the.

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Speaker 1: Couch, so you can eat and then turn over and

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Speaker 1: like pass out.

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Speaker 4: Drew did you ever cough up blood?

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Speaker 2: Oh all the time?

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Speaker 3: Oh my God, coughed up blood? The world would know,

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Speaker 3: No world would know.

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Speaker 2: Drew is not like no, it's it's literally like I

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Speaker 2: forget what it was. Oh Like, when I eat a salad,

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Speaker 2: the world knows, I tell everybody immediately, Like everyone knows

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Speaker 2: I eat a salad. When I go to the gym,

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Speaker 2: the world knows. When I eat my protein goal, the

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Speaker 1: So I haven't seen anyone like anything that felt too funny.

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Speaker 3: Well that's what I think. My sisters is.

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Speaker 1: Like exactly, I want to curated send off Like I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like when I send Drew videos of guys and

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Speaker 3: Aren't joking?

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Speaker 2: No, we're literally not. And what's so funny is me

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Speaker 3: You don't call me. I'm literally I'm all the way

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Speaker 3: The phone works both ways. No, No, you wanted to,

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Speaker 3: There's no way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, see, less than twenty.

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Speaker 3: Bro, you're obsessed with me. Get off my fucking dick.

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Speaker 3: Why don't I have to.

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Speaker 1: Call you and tell you what I'm up when everything

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Speaker 3: Get off of my back.

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Speaker 2: Do you want me to call you? Or do you

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Speaker 3: Know when I want to call.

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Speaker 3: That that's a fleeting.

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Speaker 2: You don't call anybody.

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Speaker 3: I'm just bad.

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Speaker 1: I don't like call or like I'm not somebody to

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Speaker 2: It's very feminine of you.

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Speaker 1: It's also I wasn't allowed to have friends and stuff

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Speaker 1: And then I will just like overspeak over tech somehow,

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Speaker 2: Just I'm it's just anytime I'm on the phone with

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Speaker 3: With your mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, actually touching myself. I'm playing with my wiener with Kai,

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Speaker 4: What do you mean you're touching yourself? What are you

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Speaker 3: Like just holding yourself in a loving manner.

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Speaker 1: No, like my Wiener, I can't lie, Like I know,

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Speaker 3: Kouchie like I genuinely like, I'm my damn.

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Speaker 1: This is true comfort and it's not in a sexual way.

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Speaker 1: It's just like it's like me, it's me returning to

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Speaker 1: Like it's not in a sexual way. It's literally like

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Speaker 2: Mom, but my mom and dad.

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Speaker 3: So you see my problem?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Oh, can you move your hair again? Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god? You just want to see my skin?

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Speaker 2: That's not want to hear your collar bones? What about it?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: What about it? Kai wants to see your nate nude body.

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Speaker 2: It's not weird.

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Speaker 4: I just it's just an audio thing. That's purely what

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Speaker 2: It's not anything more than you call it as it is.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I remember what I was going to say.

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Speaker 4: Also, Drew for audio, can you take your shirt off?

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Speaker 4: Just because I think it's rubbing up against the mic.

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Speaker 2: Wait. I actually am almost to a point in my

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Speaker 3: It's going to be shirtless.

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Speaker 4: And yet zoom in on the first one.

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Speaker 2: Zoom in on I'm cropping it.

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Speaker 4: Oh ship, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 3: Want I want to get strong. This arm is like

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Speaker 2: Wait, Kai, which one was it was? I kind of

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then zoom in very close to Drew's face

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Speaker 4: and you look at the pictures, look at my body.

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Speaker 4: Tea put zoom in on his face.

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Speaker 2: God, I hate the way I look in these fucking photos.

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Speaker 2: My headphones died.

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Speaker 4: I also had to make some food.

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Speaker 2: So is that all you're eating? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Big, what I'm having?

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Speaker 1: Actually have nothing else on the side, big and ginormous.

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Speaker 4: No, this is just this is the main course right here.

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Speaker 2: You hear how heavy it was when it hit the mic.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot.

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Speaker 4: I'm scared. I'm scared.

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Speaker 3: So you're gonna chew for the rest of the episode.

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Speaker 3: That's cool, guys.

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Speaker 1: Hey, anybody else want to hear Kai chew on boiled

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Speaker 1: plane Rice?

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Speaker 4: Actually, some people have emailed my business email and asked

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Speaker 3: Since your voice is peaking back up?

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Speaker 4: Really, oh Drew told me to turn my shit up.

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Speaker 2: Back to my dental work, m I got that temporary

447
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 2: tooth installed on the right side of my mouth, and

448
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:14,119
Speaker 2: they made it so sharp that it literally, for the

449
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 2: first two days was cutting my tongue. Like my tooth

450
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,719
Speaker 2: was so sharp it was cutting the side of my tongue.

451
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 2: So what I did is, I was like, I'm not

452
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 2: going back to that fucking dental office. What I did

453
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,360
Speaker 2: is I grabbed a nail file and filed my temporary

454
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 2: tooth down and it worked.

455
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,639
Speaker 3: I guess, Yeah, that's not the craziest thing ever, But

456
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 3: what was it? Like a fresh file at least?

457
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 2: No, it was the ones I use on my fingernails. No,

458
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 2: I eat my fingernails like that crazy.

459
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 1: Sorry though, but that's like you constantly wash your hands,

460
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 1: like your hands, like you would never bite on your

461
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 1: fingernails after like playing around. But I feel like you've

462
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 1: definitely filed your nails on a whim where your hands

463
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 1: are dirty and it's just like collected dead skin and bacteria,

464
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 1: and like.

465
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 2: I eat my fingernails without washing my hands.

466
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I eat my fingernails too, but

467
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,119
Speaker 1: my fingers look pretty good right now. I can't I

468
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 1: need a fill, but like, no, I've been biting my

469
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,120
Speaker 1: nails the past like two three days.

470
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 3: I can't even lie.

471
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

472
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 1: Oh wait, but before I forget, the thing I was

473
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,199
Speaker 1: saying before you went was I thought my dad was

474
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 1: trying to fucking kill me by making me wipe down

475
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: all the wood and glass in the house every single Sunday.

476
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 3: Like to me, that was also my dad.

477
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: I genuinely think has OCD, Like if I get it

478
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 1: from any parent, I think it's him, because he also

479
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: likes things.

480
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:39,399
Speaker 3: Done in such a specific way.

481
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: And he would go and look at the wod and

482
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 1: be like, you didn't wipe this down with the dry

483
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:52,679
Speaker 1: fiberglass towel after so there's dust stuck to the oil,

484
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 1: and I'd be like okay, like bruh. I literally felt

485
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 1: like I was in boot camp. And now look, my

486
00:23:58,359 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 1: room is always a fucking mess.

487
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 2: Yeah that instilled nothing in you because there are dishes

488
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 2: still in the sink from when you left.

489
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

490
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 1: My dad runs his crib like it's a fucking bed

491
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: and breakfast.

492
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 3: I don't want to do that, like, and I do.

493
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: Think I'm somebody who I pick up after myself, and

494
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: like maybe it'll happen more at the end of the

495
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: day or like the next morning, but I'll go around

496
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 1: and I'll like, I don't let, especially in shared spaces,

497
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 1: anything get too too crazy.

498
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 3: Other than the laundry room.

499
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 2: I was about this. I was about to say the

500
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,439
Speaker 2: launder room in the kitchen, the two shared spaces.

501
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 3: I clean the kitchen. I clean the kitchen. Bro, you

502
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 3: know I cleaned the kitchen. Don't play with me about

503
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 3: cleaning the kitchen. I clean it.

504
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 2: No, you do. But I'm just so specific about how

505
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,640
Speaker 2: i want spaces to be cleaned.

506
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 4: Oh my god, me too. I'm always like I need

507
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 4: my green couch to be spotless. I need my tan

508
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:59,120
Speaker 4: leather pillow. I need my wineglass. Oh I can't see it,

509
00:24:59,200 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 4: but there it is.

510
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,160
Speaker 3: Wait, but I thought you said that was from last night.

511
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: So if you need your things a specific way, why

512
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: would that need to be there? So is that just

513
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 1: like the lie you always so you always have a

514
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: wine glass there just in case anybody comes into your

515
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: apartment so.

516
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,400
Speaker 3: You can lie.

517
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,120
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, no, I'm a sociopath. And then I have

518
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 4: my minimal lamp and then all of my vinyl records

519
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 4: over here. And yeah, so I'm also like crazy.

520
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 2: I have a tint built in my room right now.

521
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 3: Really like a camping tent.

522
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 2: Yeah. I slept in it. I napped in it yesterday.

523
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 3: Oh that's kind of cute. I like that.

524
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, why did you do that?

525
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 2: Hold on?

526
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 4: I feel like that's what like kids do when their

527
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 4: parents are going through a divorce.

528
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 3: Oh is your gask in there? No?

529
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 2: I put the tint there instead of having a desk.

530
00:25:56,359 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 2: I went out till four am the other night.

531
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 3: That is insane.

532
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?

533
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 4: Is that the same night that I got asked to

534
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 4: be a third.

535
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 2: I was literally about to bring that up next real

536
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 2: h We went to Acbar and which is the gay

537
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 2: bar in La, the only gay bar in La. Haven't

538
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 2: been in seven years because last time I went there,

539
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 2: someone screamed in my face that I was a viner

540
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 2: and it really was destabilizing.

541
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 3: So I ego like, or were you there that night before?

542
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 2: I've only been one other time, and I was like,

543
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 2: you know what, let's go again, Let's go get gay

544
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 2: bar drinks. We went and it was just as destabilizing

545
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,199
Speaker 2: some like, within like thirty seconds of walking in, like

546
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 2: a group of kids like looked at me and laughed

547
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 2: at me and then came up to me and was

548
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,400
Speaker 2: like I really like your shirt. And I was like, oh,

549
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,719
Speaker 2: thank you, and then turned to around and then they

550
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 2: snickered and laughed again, and I was like, oh my god,

551
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 2: gay people are so mean. They're so mean. But we

552
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: were on the dance floor having fun. And when we left,

553
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 2: it was me, Kai, one of his friends, and Mason.

554
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 2: Mason vanished into the night. He was like, I'm going

555
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,719
Speaker 2: to go outside and pee, and then literally never saw

556
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 2: him again the second we walked in, but we were

557
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 2: walking off the dance floor and this couple in their

558
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,919
Speaker 2: like fifties like pulled Kay aside and asked him to

559
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 2: be a third.

560
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 3: Oh my god, were they hot? Were you flattered?

561
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 4: I was flattered. I was flattered, but I don't want

562
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 4: to be a third in their relationship. But I was

563
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 4: also like, this makes a lot of sense. I have

564
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 4: a very stabilizing sexual masculine vibe. Of course I'm going

565
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 4: to be asked to be a third at this gay bar.

566
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 3: I'm going to be a third and like a watch.

567
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,679
Speaker 2: But no, it was also by a man and a woman.

568
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 2: He would have been oh, the girl asked him.

569
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 4: I was trying to get out of it, and then

570
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I like, I'm not interested.

571
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 4: This is my boyfriend. And I pointed to Drew and

572
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 4: then immediately the other guy clocked it and was like,

573
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,199
Speaker 4: they're not gay, or at least he's not pointing to me,

574
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 4: and I was like, what the fuck.

575
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,159
Speaker 1: Also, like, for some reason that like became like what

576
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 1: people do is their business, and I really don't judge

577
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: if it gets you going.

578
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 3: But like.

579
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 2: Asking Kai to be your third, you have to be

580
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 2: deranged as fuck to ask to be like, you have

581
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 2: to be really psycho weird, like a danger a dangerous person.

582
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,959
Speaker 1: I don't think so put a pin in that, because

583
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: if we genuinely go down that road, we could be

584
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: here for ours.

585
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 4: I just don't understand why that just doesn't make sense

586
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 4: to me. Oh shit, I almost fucking forgot office bottom.

587
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 3: Hey, your rice is getting cold?

588
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 2: The office bottoms out? Was it a picture? And got

589
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 2: called off his bottom?

590
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 3: Oh?

591
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: Oh, but I was saying, it's endearing the thought of

592
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: two men ap perching Kai.

593
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 3: With that, the thought of a man and woman a

594
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 3: perching kai with that.

595
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: There's something very like eerie about it. Does that make sense?

596
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 2: Like, and the girl was the one that asked, yeah.

597
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is great love. He should be

598
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 3: illegal to go ask a stranger about that.

599
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: Like, I know, I know people are down like whatever,

600
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: but like, but I don't know if like.

601
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 4: It was flattering to me. I was.

602
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 2: It was sweet. It was they were sweet.

603
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: They were like I guess I would be flattered if

604
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: like a very specific set of people ask me that.

605
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I think I think the whole thing was

606
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 2: like sweet like that that I was, like, I support

607
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 2: couples like diversifying their twenty five year sex life. I

608
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 2: think it's like wholesome. I've had a whole spiel about

609
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 2: it before, but I'm like, no, like that's like ultimate

610
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 2: trust and ultimate whatever. Not for me currently, but maybe

611
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 2: in twenty five years, who knows.

612
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I.

613
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: See the benefits of it, and I do think for

614
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: a lot of people it works, But it's just too

615
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: funny to me. Like it's literally like it's too funny too.

616
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 3: I guess.

617
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: Actually it's kind of this is a crazy relation to make,

618
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: but it kind of reminds me how as much as

619
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 1: people make fun of Jojo Seawall, no one loves Jojo

620
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: Seawall like Jojo Seawall like that is the most confident

621
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: person ever. She would never falter in an answer if

622
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: asked if she like how she feels about something she

623
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: likes or whatever.

624
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 2: Wait, is someone brave enough?

625
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 3: Girl? She does as she pleases and like God, he's.

626
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 2: Real as fuck.

627
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 3: No, That's what I'm saying. She does she fucking pleases,

628
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 3: bro Like.

629
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 2: Also, speaking of the gay bar, I got hit on

630
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 2: down at the gay bars.

631
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, dru got fucking swarmed.

632
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 3: I'm not like joking. I don't care.

633
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 4: Well, I care, and it pisses me off because I

634
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 4: didn't get any attention.

635
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 2: Had that asked to be a third, if I.

636
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: Would have got hit on, even though I'm a girl,

637
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 1: you probably would have because.

638
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 2: You're going to it was. It was lit. I like

639
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 2: I I for the first time, like last week, I'd

640
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 2: like was desirable. I felt desired. It was awesome, dude.

641
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 4: I swear to God, whenever we were in any this

642
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 4: is dead serious. By the way leading into it, let

643
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 4: me just say this, whenever we are in a social situation,

644
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 4: people are look at.

645
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 3: It, look at how much it makes him smile.

646
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 4: Psychoticy, gravitate towards you like no one. I feel like

647
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 4: when we we would like be at a restaurant with

648
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 4: fin Wolf Haardt, and people would walk past him to

649
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 4: go up to you and talk to you because you

650
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 4: have such an inviting a. That's true, that's true. I

651
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 4: saw that shit happen.

652
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: Well, that's because of this amazing phenomenon that me and

653
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: Drew are influencer. So anytime we're with any of our

654
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: celebrity friends, we're like the easy target, like Z and

655
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: then they're.

656
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 2: Like Ze, No, no, no, it's it's because I'm wholesome

657
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,959
Speaker 2: and I have good energy and I have a sweet,

658
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 2: kind face. Strangers ask me for things all the time

659
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 2: because I give up the exuber a.

660
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: Strangers ask you to meet them in the bathroom and

661
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,959
Speaker 1: hookup because you're a whore. That's not strangers asking you

662
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: for like, that's not strangers.

663
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 2: And the strangest thing about this conversation is the hate

664
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 2: I'm getting for being cute.

665
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: Also, you are hella chilled back right now, bitch, you

666
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: are laid the fuck up, Like, yeah, you're.

667
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 2: So relaxed, uncomfortable. Rub your comfort. I got my if

668
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 2: he did.

669
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 3: Blanket your heb adiba blanket.

670
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 2: Bab Adobe, blanket girl. How do you say her name?

671
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 2: Because I say b bab Adobie and everything's like, that's.

672
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 3: Not it's bieba Dooby, bitch.

673
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: Be bob Adobe. That's literally what I'm saying, be bab Adobe.

674
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: Wait say it again, dude, I'm amusing me.

675
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 3: Like I don't know, I'm scared, like Bbadooby.

676
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 2: That's literally what I'm saying.

677
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 4: It's not. No, it's not you're adding a syllable.

678
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 3: Dude, This is like you calling it Lucaguadalajara. Who else

679
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 3: you like?

680
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 2: Oh?

681
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 3: New Kim k one is Karma.

682
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 2: Kardashian, Arama, we got Carly Jenner and Karma Kardashian.

683
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, guys, seriously, this is what life is about.

684
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,479
Speaker 3: Just laughing with your friends.

685
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 2: No, literally, I love laughing with my friends. Wait should

686
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 2: I go into like really like detail about how I

687
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 2: got hit on?

688
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 3: Dude? Literally, fucking no.

689
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 2: You get so jealous. I'm telling I'm telling them. I'm

690
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 2: telling them because one of them is actually fucking crazy.

691
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: I was walking off the dance floor after Kai and

692
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 2: his friend left, and uh, it was me and a

693
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 2: buddy that I met up with, and we were walking

694
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 2: off the dance floor and then we saw two people

695
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 2: that we knew trying to go to the dance floor

696
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 2: and they were like hmm, like or was it fun

697
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 2: in there? And we were like, yeah, it's fun, but

698
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 2: it's like too many people. And then as we're talking,

699
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 2: this like fifty five year old like man that's probably

700
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 2: like five six grabs me like literally grabs my side

701
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 2: and pulls me in and just like kisses my face

702
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 2: down and then just like walks away and winks at me.

703
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 2: And then you know, the people I was with was like,

704
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 2: oh do you know why?

705
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 3: Oh I can't have gone.

706
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 2: No, it was frezy. Like the people I was with

707
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, do you know him? And I

708
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,919
Speaker 2: was like no, do y'all and they were like no,

709
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, that's like literally insane that

710
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,720
Speaker 2: that just happened. Like it was like wet. I felt

711
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 2: his like beard and like his wet lips on my face.

712
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 2: Not gonna lie. I enjoyed it. So no shade there,

713
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 2: but don't do that to strangers. Question Mark, I.

714
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 4: Had a question for you guys from the numbers of

715
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,959
Speaker 4: from one to ten, which ones are gay and which

716
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 4: ones are straight?

717
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 2: Wait, numbers one through ten?

718
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 1: W eight is gay not because of eight, not because

719
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: of like oh you ate, but just like no.

720
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 2: Two holes, those hoes get filled.

721
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,399
Speaker 3: She's too, Like.

722
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 4: What about one?

723
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,280
Speaker 2: Is that? I feel like that's one straight? One is straight,

724
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 2: one is the one is kind of Bye, oh we're

725
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 2: adding by now?

726
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 4: I said straight or gayday?

727
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 3: You told me, yes, you're right.

728
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,919
Speaker 4: I guess it's a good point, dude.

729
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 3: Bye. People do exist because evil does exist.

730
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: Remember let me exist, So by people, we I'm I'm

731
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: still in life.

732
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 3: She is gay?

733
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 2: Three is straight. That's a boring ass. Number four straight?

734
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, four straight, five is gay, five is gay,

735
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 2: six is gay.

736
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, seven to me is also gay.

737
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 3: Nine and ten straight for some reason.

738
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 2: And they're the worst type of straight.

739
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,720
Speaker 3: People, like so annoying, like where's our month? Type?

740
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 2: Like no, literally, it's like Andrew Tate strait remember when.

741
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: That was like actually a genuine thing that was of concern.

742
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 3: Is like straight people month?

743
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 2: Like what, yeah, where is our month?

744
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:43,439
Speaker 3: Fit in bed?

745
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: Bruh, you look like one of the grandparents and Charlie

746
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: in the Chocolate fact, Like your mad.

747
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:54,919
Speaker 5: Comfy masculinity is confusing and I've been taking lions main,

748
00:36:55,320 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 5: but I don't feel like a lion. Mister Tait, what

749
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,760
Speaker 5: is that from masculinity?

750
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 2: Oh? With a president who looks like she's covered in

751
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,240
Speaker 2: cheeto dust, I'm a nasty woman.

752
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 3: Well, you know what's really bugging me right now?

753
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: And I can't get an answer to this because like

754
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: I don't have anybody in my life, like all of

755
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 1: my cousins and like my siblings are past this age

756
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: of doing this.

757
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 3: And also I haven't heard of people doing this in

758
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:25,479
Speaker 3: a long time.

759
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: But did y'all ever bring like do people still bring

760
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: white T shirts like kids to school to get them signed?

761
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 3: Is that still a thing? Did y'all ever do that?

762
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 2: Addics? Did that for field day?

763
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: Did y'all do it like usually at the end of

764
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: the year, because that was our whole thing, is like

765
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: at the.

766
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 3: End of the year. Did you ever get to do that?

767
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

768
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 3: I didn't. That was like during the recession.

769
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 1: And I just my heart goes out to all the

770
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: middle schoolers right now who won't get to have a

771
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: white T shirt to get destroyed, because I'll be damned

772
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: if my dad sent me out of the house and

773
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: a white tea and came back with sharpie scribbles all

774
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: over it.

775
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 2: Also because like mine was a vintage green Hollister shirt.

776
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: See that would have been smart if I got like

777
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: a used shirt. But the whole thing was like a

778
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: fresh Haynes tea. It was very there was levels. There

779
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: was levels you could have just and like if you

780
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: were the kid getting your a paper a piece of

781
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 1: paper signed, it was like embarrassing, like where's your shirt?

782
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 4: Like what?

783
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: Like, ye, your crush won't get to write on your back.

784
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: That's mad embarrassing.

785
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 2: It's all about the touch in the field.

786
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 3: It is its physical connection. Did y'all cry at the

787
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 3: end of school?

788
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 4: Like at the end of the time, I cried. I

789
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 4: cried because I was like being carried around by all

790
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 4: my teammates and they were like, you're the best quarterback

791
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 4: that this small towns Ever.

792
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: With your build, your two you're much too short to

793
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: be a quarterback.

794
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 4: I'm literally six.

795
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 2: Actually, that is interesting. You were the first five to

796
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 2: three quarterback.

797
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, wait were you Actually?

798
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 2: No?

799
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 4: I wasn't. I'm a little guy, dude.

800
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy. It's fucked up. Because Kai's name

801
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 3: is Kai, and they would say little Kai, like little guy.

802
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,720
Speaker 4: No, a little Kai.

803
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 3: Like when somebody was acting like.

804
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,439
Speaker 4: They would like, don't be a little Kai.

805
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 3: I don't know.

806
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 2: They would call him Kai dick appointment thirty o'clock.

807
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 3: Because you were always getting dick down at No.

808
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 4: I would be dropping dick off crazy and in between

809
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 4: winning games.

810
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 2: Kai, Kai's the postmates of dick drop offs.

811
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 3: That's illegal, Postman.

812
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 4: Newman. No, I'm six. I honestly, I know we joke

813
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 4: a lot, but I'm like six What is it six' three,

814
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 4: Whatever it doesn't, matter But i'm six. THREE i don't

815
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 4: want people to think That i'm super. Short he's six

816
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 4: AND i was on THE i was. Oh and Also

817
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 4: Friday Night lights was based off of my. Hometown what

818
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 4: what that's?

819
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 2: Like a foot? Ball it's? All, OH i only know about.

820
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: That Because i'm pretty Sure Drew gooden talked about watching

821
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: that in a video AND i was, like what is? That?

822
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 2: Oh that's? Mine, Also, kai.

823
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 4: What don't do? That that was. Weird what you just

824
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 4: said was, weird and it made me not feel. Safe

825
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,879
Speaker 4: it didn't make me feel.

826
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 2: Safe SHOULD i read a journal entry from my?

827
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 1: Diary trump pulling poorly for how he's doing in his

828
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: first hundred days of presidency reminds me of when that one,

829
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: Guy Kim kardashian's old, friend posted a picture of himself

830
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: and was, like SHOULD i go?

831
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 3: Live and everyone said, no that's the equivalent of.

832
00:40:55,840 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: It it's LIKE i was seeing, yeah, food, god, Everything

833
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 1: i'm seeing the news and it'd be a picture of,

834
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: him and then they'd be, like.

835
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 3: Like when the disapproval.

836
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: Rates it felt LIKE i was seeing a screenshot of

837
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: that live of like being, like.

838
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 2: No, no it's raining. TODAY i love the. Rain that's not.

839
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 3: It that was your, Groundwork Your world's. Building, OKAY i love.

840
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 3: It world's.

841
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 2: Building, NO i have two whole, pages But i'm not reading.

842
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 2: Them i'll read one of.

843
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 4: Mine that's. It i've had. It they called me short.

844
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 4: AGAIN i can't do this. Anymore i'm bringing every. DAY

845
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 4: i run, HOME i run into my, room.

846
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 3: Bringing your gun to the next.

847
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:47,879
Speaker 4: Episode, No i'm Not.

848
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: Ki would you tell me not to come to the

849
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: studio the next day or would you let me bear?

850
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 4: WITNESS i would tell both of you guys to not

851
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 4: come to the, studio and THEN i would go to

852
00:41:59,320 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 4: the studio and kill.

853
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 3: Myself that would actually be really fucked, up because we

854
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 3: would have to clean.

855
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,720
Speaker 4: It, well what about the interpersonal aspects of how that's fucked,

856
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 4: up like seeing my dead?

857
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 2: Body, no, no.

858
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 3: It would JUST i, mean we'd probably get it done quick.

859
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 5: Day, no you.

860
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 4: Wouldn't i'm fucking. Up i'm very heavy because of. Muscle

861
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 4: because of, MUSCLE i have a lot of. Muscle muscle

862
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 4: fitser than, fat and that's absolutely, Right and pulling me

863
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 4: out of there would be, very very hard Because i'm six.

864
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 3: FOUR i genuinely feel LIKE i could pick both of you.

865
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 3: Up not at the same.

866
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 4: Time you probably.

867
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 2: Could you're very, Strong, yeah, YOU i mean you probably

868
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 2: could BECAUSE i weigh thirty seven.

869
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 3: Pounds that's actually really. Bad where's the.

870
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 2: The wind blew me? Away? Yesterday kai saw? It will

871
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 2: insert the. Video there's no.

872
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 4: Video there's no.

873
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 3: Video no there, is there. Is it's crazy that you're

874
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 3: not saying.

875
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 4: That, no there is a, Video, Drew, no there is

876
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 4: not a video of you getting blown away by the.

877
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 4: Wind that's.

878
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 2: Impossible it was literally holding onto my free and my

879
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 2: legs were.

880
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 1: Flapping, also it's literally tornado.

881
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 2: Season did a?

882
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,839
Speaker 4: Tornado? Yeah did a tornado come Through? La because that's

883
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 4: the only way you're getting lifted up off the.

884
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 2: Ground, no like a five mile p hour gust and

885
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 2: it flapped me away like a napkin.

886
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 4: Slapped, yeah you and a bunch of other trash got swept, away.

887
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 2: Those glasses, off and you take that damn wig off your. Head.

888
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 3: NO i saw a.

889
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: Lift ad and it was A cocoa Mont trees.

890
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 4: Clip, wait, actually.

891
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 3: It's like it is.

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00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 1: From The lift account and It's i'm just using this clip.

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00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 2: Down is it just? That, yeah it's just that looping

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00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 2: my car broke. Down for if, hello.

895
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 3: Her car broke, down she needs a?

896
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 2: Lift that.

897
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 4: Medium that makes me feel so dark for some. Reason That,

898
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 4: no the.

899
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: Darkest part about it, Is i'm like this was targeted

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Speaker 1: to me in a crazy.

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00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,240
Speaker 3: WAY i was on a random.

902
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,720
Speaker 1: PAGE i was on a random like, FUCK i WISH

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00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,319
Speaker 1: i saved HOW i got. Here BUT i was looking

904
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: through a random account and THEN i kept getting this,

905
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 1: Ad and at FIRST i thought the person whose ACCOUNT

906
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: i was looking, AT i was, like why did they

907
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: Post coco montse And Alyssa.

908
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 4: Edwards you. Know what was the turning point for me

909
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 4: WHEN i realized that we should start to get concerned

910
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 4: about the state of advertising was do you remember that

911
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 4: viral clip of a car driving into a gas. Station

912
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 4: that was it was like a year. Ago i'm pretty

913
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 4: sure did it. Explode it didn't, explode but it's from

914
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 4: THE pov of someone in the gas station and on

915
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 4: the ground are a bunch of these energy drinks and

916
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 4: like throughout the whole stores and energy. Drinks oh and it.

917
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 4: Was it was like a piece of gorilla viral. Marketing

918
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 4: but it just it totally just read as as a

919
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 4: just you, know a car driving into a gas, station

920
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 4: some sort of catastrophic. Event AND i was, like this is.

921
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 4: Bad this is really bad that we're at this point

922
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 4: where we're driving cars into real gas stations and tricking

923
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 4: people into thinking that that calamities are.

924
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 2: Happening is the, Need, yeah in.

925
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 4: Order to Sell celsius or.

926
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 2: Whatever my, my the moment for me was when all

927
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 2: of the food accounts started interacting with each other and

928
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 2: bulling each other on like The. INTERNET i was, like.

929
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: Dude no One Burger king was On twitter replying to

930
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: random tweets that had nothing to.

931
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 3: Do With Burger. King that's WHEN i knew it was a.

932
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: Wrap like When Burger king And wendy's were trying to

933
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 1: get the top tweets, yeah because you're not making me hear.

934
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 2: Me i'm not Going i'm here to. LIE i can

935
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 2: y'all hear? Me, Hello, Hello, HELLO.

936
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 3: I CANTO i ignore. YOU i would fuck up a

937
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Speaker 3: baked potato From.

938
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,240
Speaker 4: Wendy's though they have baked potatoes that sounds.

939
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 3: Good it's kind of the only THING i eat there.

940
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 4: Now, yeah WHENEVER i see uber comments on a, TikTok

941
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 4: i get really.

942
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 2: Angry i'm also, like just send them free.

943
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 3: SHIT i, know send a gift. Card enough with the,

944
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 3: COMMENTS i.

945
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 2: KNOW i like that people are like kind of wisening

946
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 2: up and they're, like, uh, girl fuck, you send me

947
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 2: something Like i've seen that like ten, times girl fuck. You,

948
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 2: no it's literally giving the. Girls.

949
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 1: Oh but THEN i kind of feel bad for the

950
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: intern who has to like go through and reply.

951
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 2: You know who ruined it? All ah H, no ACTUALLY i.

952
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 2: WOULD i was gonna say dual lingo ruined it, all

953
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 2: like with this marketing. Style BUT i low key like

954
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 2: the the Dual lingo, ads like the du A lingo social.

955
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 2: Team yeah they.

956
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 3: Eat and also to, Me i'm like dual lingo like

957
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 3: learning in a.

958
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 1: Language that's, good that's, good that's like useful, information, although LIKE,

959
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: I i've never completed any kind of language. Application i've

960
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 1: never any app that's for something like that has never

961
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: been opened more than once on my.

962
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 2: Phone BUT i also just LIKE i Learned swahili for

963
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 2: two weeks through Dual. Lingo, yeah you did.

964
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,399
Speaker 3: Well the Dual lingo app is sick on my phone.

965
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 2: Anymore, drew.

966
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 3: Your name Is. Drew to end this, EPISODE i thought.

967
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: Me And drew have been going to acting classes for

968
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 1: the past what four? Years? Drew?

969
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,919
Speaker 2: No? Five, well coming up.

970
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 3: On, five it has been five. Years oh my.

971
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 2: God, okay, well big.

972
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: Bite but we just wanted to to put it out

973
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 1: there While drew kai choose on his. Rice if any

974
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: casting directors are watching, this here is me And drew

975
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: acting out the scene In Little, women and just to

976
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: show you guys what we've been working.

977
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 3: On, okay, wait oh sorry losing the.

978
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 2: Scripts, No, teddy please.

979
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 1: Don't it's no, Use, Joe we've got to have it.

980
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 2: Out, no, no we.

981
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 3: Don't i've loved you ever Since i've known, You.

982
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 1: JOE i couldn't help, it and you've been so good to.

983
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: ME i would have tried. To i've tried to show,

984
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: it but you wouldn't let. Me, Now i'm going to

985
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: make you here and give me an, answer BECAUSE i

986
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: can't go on like this any.

987
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 2: LONGER i wanted to save you from. THIS i thought

988
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,760
Speaker 2: you Understand i've loved.

989
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: AND i gave up the billiards and everything you didn't.

990
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: Like AND i waited and never complained FOR i hoped

991
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: you love me Though i'm not half good.

992
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 2: Enough, Yes, Joe, wait yes you, Are, wait yes you. Are,

993
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 2: No i'm done with. This i'm like that was so.

994
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 4: Good that was so good Perform enya's was obviously better

995
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 4: because she knew the lines and didn't stop halfway. Through,

996
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,280
Speaker 4: also your emotion was. Crazy.

997
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

998
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 4: Thanks, also it's from little, women and you are a little,

999
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 4: woman And drew is a, big ugly, man so it

1000
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 4: was hard for me to really get into.

1001
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 2: It big, Big.

1002
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: So you're, SAYING i look Like Timothy Shalmy Hayley dunner around.

1003
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 3: Me, hey, okay we need to.

1004
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 2: Cut Corner juicy up, Corner juicy up, corner juicy up.

1005
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 2: Corner oh my, god no, furniture be, like get the

1006
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 2: fuck out of my, house, Girl fuck you and your dance.

1007
00:49:50,800 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 2: Studio oh damn. Uh this one is literally About i'm

1008
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 2: not even. Kidding you're crying over a dude with one.

1009
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 2: Outfit you knew he was never gonna.

1010
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 3: Change looking at him in his fake.

1011
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 2: House Bro, wait?

1012
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 3: Disappear, yeah how did he disappear into the? Couch he's

1013
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 3: in the.

1014
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 2: Couch enya HAS STDs and has the nerve to squirt

1015
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 2: girl that is pepper.

1016
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: Spray it's really jarring BECAUSE i can't Tell kay's back

1017
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: in the.

1018
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 3: Room it feels like a presence is Amongst.

1019
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 2: Wait how did he come from the? Side?

1020
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 4: Hello how'd you.

1021
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 3: Come from the side when you disappeared into the? Couch?

1022
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, guys ad break go see now you see me.

1023
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: Too that was just a sneak peek of what you'll

1024
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: get into during that fun.

1025
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 3: Movie kai is on step right now for the new.

1026
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:53,919
Speaker 3: Movie he's really.

1027
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 2: Excited thank you for sponsoring this episode Of Emergency.

1028
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,879
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1029
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:04,280
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1030
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:16,080
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1031
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Speaker 3: Hell Feminine Elon.

1032
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 2: Musk, oh combine your masculine and feminine With elon.

1033
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 3: Must no one's a boy in this. Relationship elon. Musk, Okay,

1034
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:47,839
Speaker 3: Okay i'm gonna do. Media oh oh my. God, wait

1035
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 3: actually this comes out On.

1036
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 1: Friday if any listeners are from or live In. Miami

1037
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: our friends At Stray rats are doing a fifteen year

1038
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,279
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1039
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1040
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1041
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 3: To be there and it's really.

1042
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: Cool AND i just wanted to shout that out because

1043
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: it's very rare That miami has spaces with like a

1044
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: collection of things from brands that are all kind of like.

1045
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 4: Homegrown and, yeah and CAN i do a shout?

1046
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 3: Out oh my, god bra what shout? Out fucking boiled? Rice?

1047
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 3: Bitch why is he sitting like? That just do.

1048
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,919
Speaker 4: GO i am doing a show In austin On may.

1049
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 4: Second it's going to be a, movie but it's already

1050
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 4: sold out, basically so you probably can't get a ticket to.

1051
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 3: That so why are?

1052
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 4: You, however, however In New york there will be a

1053
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 4: sequel to the movie In New york At Webster. Hall

1054
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 4: if you want to get, Tickets i'll put.

1055
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 2: Them in my.

1056
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 4: Bio they're not in there right, now But i'm going

1057
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 4: to put them in, there but now and then by

1058
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 4: the time the episode is, out it'll be in my.

1059
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 4: Bio you can buy tickets to The Webster hall one

1060
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 4: if you're In New. York it's going to be a

1061
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 4: sequel to the.

1062
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 2: Movie i'm not going To Law.

1063
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 4: Crocodile, no it's going to be a sequel.

1064
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 3: To which you made. Millions, no it's gonna be.

1065
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 4: A sequel To La La, Land La La land because

1066
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 4: there's music and people. Dancing, WELL i don't know if

1067
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 4: it'll be. MOONLIGHT i need to.

1068
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:28,319
Speaker 1: Make it clear for anybody BECAUSE i don't know what

1069
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: the state of like anyone's mind.

1070
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,479
Speaker 3: Is But kai does not make millions of dollars HIS dj.

1071
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 2: SAP i.

1072
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 3: Feel LIKE i needed.

1073
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 4: To, like, no, no, YEAH i make millions of. DOLLARS i,

1074
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 4: mean look at.

1075
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 3: That damn fucking.

1076
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 1: House this is The my media of the week is

1077
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: Horsing around By Prefab Sprout hello Like, Before bill Withers.

1078
00:53:54,400 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 3: Ubia the Prima, Veda Babu, silvetti and Rich Off cocaine

1079
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 3: By Rick.

1080
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 2: Ross my media Is. HACKS i watched the first season Of,

1081
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 2: hacks AND i cannot believe that show has been out

1082
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:20,439
Speaker 2: coming out for four seasons And i've literally never once

1083
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 2: heard a single thing about, it but it's won a

1084
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 2: bunch of it's like critically acclaimed, Apparently and THEN i

1085
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 2: watched it AND i was, like, oh this is actually

1086
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 2: kind of. Good and the second season sucks stick and,

1087
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 2: balls but apparently the third season is actually good. Again

1088
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 2: so we'll, see we'll see if it picks back. Up

1089
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 2: but the first season was, awesome and my.

1090
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,720
Speaker 4: Media is state sided By Pink. Panthers shout Out harrison

1091
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 4: for producing That Where's Your Love? Now By this Is

1092
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Speaker 4: loralai And Easter pink By Fake.

1093
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Speaker 3: Mink they felt like you were trying to like rush.

1094
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Speaker 2: Up Mila, mista bad bitch and end Of Mila.

1095
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 4: Mista, yep all, right well that was my. Media oh

1096
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Speaker 4: And abracadabra By Lady. GAGA i saw her live recently

1097
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 4: and it was, incredible so you.

1098
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 3: And everyone Else kai not everyone.

1099
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: Else, OH i actually saw her live about like two

1100
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 1: three years.

1101
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 3: Ago now.

1102
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: It's, okay it's okay because she did like a lot

1103
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 1: of her, classics so it was a very different vibe

1104
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 1: and it was very intimate although it was a.

1105
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 2: Stadium she owed her classics.

1106
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 4: And then did you see her do a performance that

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Speaker 4: came in three.

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Speaker 3: Acts, oh, actually did you? Say did you?

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Speaker 1: Say Lady google was performing live At coachella week in

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Speaker 1: eight Because i'm.

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Speaker 3: Gonna, go.

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Speaker 2: What's the did you just? Say?

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Speaker 3: Okay all, right well bye. Guys i'm gonna kill.

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Speaker 4: Myself, okay, Okay i'm also gonna kill myself.

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Speaker 2: Guys so

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Speaker 3: Anyh