Speaker 1: Rooking jewels. Second dat up date, the girl that's on
Speaker 1: the line to do a second date update today, met
Speaker 1: the guy that she went out with at a very
Speaker 1: dirty place. That's right, bacteria infested blood everywhere. That creepy
Speaker 1: old men who just can't wait to get in your mouth.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the dentist's office. That they are all
Speaker 1: creepy there, Yes, they are. That's where Andrea met the
Speaker 1: guy that she wants us to call today. Apparently she
Speaker 1: works at a NIST's office and that's where she met him.
Speaker 1: How you doing, Andrea, I'm pretty good. Did you ever
Speaker 1: think your office like I just spoke about it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't exactly make people want to go to the
Speaker 1: dentist office. It is very it's very important. Your email
Speaker 1: said that you met this guy at work, and you
Speaker 1: work at a dnist office. How'd you meet him? I
Speaker 1: work as a receptionist and he was a new patient.
Speaker 1: He came in and when he was like checking in,
Speaker 1: we were just flirting with each other. We seemed to
Speaker 1: have an instant connection. Well are you waiting? Hold on?
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to hit up patience as a receptionist?
Speaker 1: I mean he was hitting on me. I was just
Speaker 1: receiving it. Oh you're an innocent party in this. I
Speaker 1: see you are, absolutely And he was cute and stuff.
Speaker 1: So I flirted back with him, and when he filled
Speaker 1: out his form and put his phone number down, you
Speaker 1: saved it and then called him later. No, no, that's illegal.
Speaker 1: What I did. What I did was he went in
Speaker 1: and he had his appointment, and then when he came out,
Speaker 1: you know, usually we want to schedule you for your
Speaker 1: next appointment. And when I was scheduling him for his
Speaker 1: follow up appointment, he gave me his phone number and
Speaker 1: he said we should go out. Oh that's cool, but
Speaker 1: where'd you guys go? Well, we ended up going out
Speaker 1: to dinner and I got really dressed up. I thought
Speaker 1: I was looking really cute, and he took me to
Speaker 1: this restaurant. It was in a building that had a
Speaker 1: very very nice view. It was a really nice restaurant.
Speaker 1: I'd never been there before. Did you guys meet there
Speaker 1: or did he pick you up? He picked me up,
Speaker 1: and so you know, I thought. We had a lovely
Speaker 1: time at dinner. And he has beautiful eyes and he
Speaker 1: is just a smoke and build. I mean, the guy
Speaker 1: worked out and stuff. I'm hoping during dinner. You reminded
Speaker 1: him the whole time about his dental hygiene, like make
Speaker 1: sure you floss before and after this meal. She's a receptionist.
Speaker 1: There doesn't matter. Okay, Well, he has a dynamite smile.
Speaker 1: I thought that when we had great conversation during the
Speaker 1: date and we talked about, you know, going to concerts
Speaker 1: and stuff. We both really loved movies. There was one
Speaker 1: awkward moment while we were talking about movies. So, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was a deal breaker, but
Speaker 1: did you bring up a movie that he liked and
Speaker 1: you didn't like and then he got super angry at you. Well, no,
Speaker 1: he was talking about he's a real big fan of
Speaker 1: this guy, this guy's movies, and I had never heard
Speaker 1: of anim Like, god, are you trying to remember right now?
Speaker 1: Even who it was? Martin. It's Martin Scorsese. Martin Scorsese.
Speaker 1: He's a big he's a big director. He's like one
Speaker 1: of the biggest guys in movies ever. Ever, I don't
Speaker 1: know anything. Okay, Hey, okay, I don't blame you for
Speaker 1: not knowing who he is. Yeah, he's a really huge
Speaker 1: name in movies. But did your dates seem put off
Speaker 1: by that you didn't know who Martin Scorsese was. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't think that'd be a huge deal. Um well, it
Speaker 1: made me feel just kind of ditchy and and stupid,
Speaker 1: and it's like kind of insecure that I didn't know
Speaker 1: who this guy was. Yeah, you don't know. Maybe that's it.
Speaker 1: You didn't pretend like you knew him though, like you
Speaker 1: were honest. Well, he kept trying to tell me his name,
Speaker 1: and I kept on trying to give it back to him,
Speaker 1: like pronouncing it over, and I just I don't know why.
Speaker 1: It was a it's a tongue twister for it. Try
Speaker 1: and say it for us right now. Scores scored, sase
Speaker 1: it's scor Sacy, Martin Scorse, Sasey scored Stacy, No'm not,
Speaker 1: Stacy Scores Sacy. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not hearing it.
Speaker 1: I guess correctly or something. Is there a tea in it? No,
Speaker 1: there's some names that people have trouble with, no matter what.
Speaker 1: Obviously you have trouble saying Martin scorsesey. I guess so
Speaker 1: I could see how if you're gonna claim to be
Speaker 1: a real movie lover and you not know these things
Speaker 1: that it could maybe make you come off as a liar.
Speaker 1: I know, Julia Roberts says, just like different kinds of movies.
Speaker 1: So how did everything end with this guy? We concluded
Speaker 1: to Dad, I mean after dinner. We actually walked around
Speaker 1: for a little while and seemed to be okay. But
Speaker 1: the date ended with just a hug, and I haven't
Speaker 1: gotten a callback from him. Would you have kissed him
Speaker 1: if you went in for the kiss? Sure? So were
Speaker 1: you disappointed that it was a hug? Of course I'm disappointed.
Speaker 1: I told you, all right, and how long has it
Speaker 1: been since your date? Two weeks? Two weeks? All right,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, call him and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. Okay, okay, all right, hang on
Speaker 1: frooking jubil in the morning. Second update. For those of
Speaker 1: you who don't know what this song is, it was
Speaker 1: a song made famous by the movie Good Fellas, a
Speaker 1: very huge movie directed by one Martin Skorbenski or Martin
Speaker 1: Sharshinsky or Martin score me some sashimi sushi. I don't
Speaker 1: know exactly how to say his name, but he's a
Speaker 1: very very famous man in Hollywood, and he's the reason
Speaker 1: that Andrea the girl who's on the phone for a
Speaker 1: second date update, thinks that she's not getting a call back. Today,
Speaker 1: she was out on a date with a guy named Austin.
Speaker 1: They were having fun. They brought up movies. He brought
Speaker 1: up that he's a big Martin scorsesey fan. She had
Speaker 1: never heard of Martin scores Sacey and still can't figure
Speaker 1: out how to get her to pronounce his name correctly.
Speaker 1: But she thinks that he's not calling her back because
Speaker 1: he might have thought that she was kind of ditzy
Speaker 1: or whatever. Andrew, are you ready to go? Have you
Speaker 1: figured out how to say the name yet? Swaze? No,
Speaker 1: that's a mixture between him and Patrick Swayze, who is
Speaker 1: no longer with us. Anyway, we're getting closer to you
Speaker 1: getting it correct. All right, I'm gonna doll the phone
Speaker 1: him right now and see if we can get him
Speaker 1: on the phone. Here we go. Hello, Hi, is Austin there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is Austen. Hey Austin, what's up? This is Jewil
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm sorry, who
Speaker 1: does Jebil from Brooke and Jubil in the Morning. It's
Speaker 1: a radio show. I think you probably have a wrong number. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think I do. I think I'm talking to
Speaker 1: the right guy. No, I honestly I don't know who
Speaker 1: you are. I don't. I think you've got the wrong number. Probably, No,
Speaker 1: I think I have the right number. I think I
Speaker 1: really needed to speak with you about something. All right,
Speaker 1: What does the radio show need to talk to me about? Well,
Speaker 1: it's about a date that you recently went on with
Speaker 1: one of our listeners. Her name is Andrea, and she
Speaker 1: actually emailed us asking if we could get you on
Speaker 1: the phone. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not emailed
Speaker 1: the radio station trying to get me on the phone. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a segment we do on our show called the
Speaker 1: Second Date Update. Andrea is wondering why you haven't been
Speaker 1: returning any of her phone calls. Wait, so she emailed
Speaker 1: you and asked you to call me. She asked me
Speaker 1: why I didn't call her back. Yes, I think this
Speaker 1: is something that you get you for your listeners. Yep,
Speaker 1: it is. It's kind of a public service for them,
Speaker 1: and it's a learning situation. You know, they get to
Speaker 1: hear what they did wrong on a date so they
Speaker 1: don't hopefully do it again. And she really wanted you
Speaker 1: to call me m because she likes you. Should she
Speaker 1: know why you're not calling her back? Is it something
Speaker 1: that should be obvious her? I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: think it would be obvious to her to be honest
Speaker 1: with you know. Okay, Well, she seemed nice when we
Speaker 1: talked to her about the date. She's perfectly pleasant, and
Speaker 1: I think she's a nice girl. Are you just not
Speaker 1: attracted to her or something? She's a very attractive you know. Again,
Speaker 1: there was just some weird things that happened on a
Speaker 1: date that just made me not feel like we really
Speaker 1: should hang out again. Can I tell you what she
Speaker 1: thinks it is? And you tell me if I'm right?
Speaker 1: He wrong? Sure, if you want to go ahead, that's fine.
Speaker 1: She thinks that you're not calling her back because she
Speaker 1: didn't know who Martin Scorsese. Who Martin Scorsese is and
Speaker 1: can't pronounce his name? I mean, yeah, it was Honestly,
Speaker 1: it was pretty wild, all right. Maybe you don't know him,
Speaker 1: you at least know some of his movies, you know,
Speaker 1: like Gangs New York's pretty recent or The Departed. Want
Speaker 1: to ask her, you know what, at least for now
Speaker 1: the name? Right after I teach you. Yeah, it's usually
Speaker 1: pretty easy to say a name after you've heard it
Speaker 1: talked to her. When we talked to her, we tried
Speaker 1: to say it to her too, she still couldn't get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she thinks that's why you're not calling her back.
Speaker 1: Reason she can't pronounce it. I mean, it was pretty strange,
Speaker 1: but it's not. It's not the reason. Okay, can you
Speaker 1: tell us what the reason is? Then? So all right?
Speaker 1: So I take her to this restaurant and it's a
Speaker 1: pretty nice restaurant. We get brought to our table and
Speaker 1: the waitress pulls out in the chair for her to
Speaker 1: sit down at the table, and she hops up on
Speaker 1: the chair, like feet on the chair, standing on the
Speaker 1: chair in the middle of the restaurant, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the hell are you doing? Did you say she
Speaker 1: like stood on the chair? Yeah, like literally, it's what
Speaker 1: her feet like stood three feet over everybody who was
Speaker 1: standing stood on the chair because she said that the
Speaker 1: view from up there was breathtaking and she needed to
Speaker 1: take a picture for Instagram on the chair and took
Speaker 1: a picture of like the restaurant room with like some
Speaker 1: windows in the background showing the view that we could
Speaker 1: see from from standing on her. It was it was embarrassing.
Speaker 1: It was on it was the most one of the
Speaker 1: most embarrassing things. This isn't an extensive restaurant we went to.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's never been to a nice restaurant before, and
Speaker 1: she was just like shocked to be there and didn't
Speaker 1: be embarrassed to be there with her standing on the
Speaker 1: chair that at a McDonald. Yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was trying to help justify it first.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's cute she gets excited about beautiful selling
Speaker 1: and and and I agree, Like if Andrew had only
Speaker 1: done it once, that would have been one thing, But
Speaker 1: this odd Instagram behavior just kept happening and happening. For example,
Speaker 1: we're leaving the restaurant and she stopped in the middle
Speaker 1: of us leaving. It's like, I really needed to take
Speaker 1: a picture with this view in the background. So she
Speaker 1: she like went basically throws me her phone and runs
Speaker 1: over to the window and she gets into like this
Speaker 1: weird like yoga pose basically where she's got her leg
Speaker 1: behind her head and she's grabbing it with her the
Speaker 1: other side arms and basically and sitting on someone's table
Speaker 1: while they're eating, trying to pick a picture of her
Speaker 1: Instagram doing a yoga pose and restaurant windows. Like I said,
Speaker 1: it was weird. I don't want to go on day
Speaker 1: it was coming to be the professional Instagram photographer. You
Speaker 1: don't want to add that to your list of job
Speaker 1: duties that you can do, like special skill section on
Speaker 1: your resume photographer. Maybe she was gonna pay me for it,
Speaker 1: but the fact that I'm pampered dinner, I'm picking her up,
Speaker 1: We're going out on my diamond. I'm also her photographer
Speaker 1: for her pictures by herself. Give me a break. I
Speaker 1: don't need this in my life. You know what else
Speaker 1: is kind of annoying. What's that she's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening right now and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: That's not funny at all. Andrew, are you there her arm?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? This is really you have a problem
Speaker 1: with the fact that I like taking photographs. You know,
Speaker 1: I like taking pictures on my Instagram. I have a
Speaker 1: lot of fans on there, and I'm kind of known
Speaker 1: for doing poses different places. I mean, that's that's fantastic news.
Speaker 1: But we were out on a date. Figure you could
Speaker 1: maybe focus on our date, rather than your Instagram followers
Speaker 1: who you don't actually know. Like, if you're gonna show
Speaker 1: some interest in someone, at least sit there and be
Speaker 1: a part of what's going on, rather than thinking about,
Speaker 1: well how can I best interact with these strangers on
Speaker 1: the internet. Like, Yeah, he has a really good point, Andrea.
Speaker 1: People will follow me on Instagram. They like to know
Speaker 1: what I'm doing, and so, you know, I just I
Speaker 1: share it and stuff and they like it. Andrews, at
Speaker 1: one point, you're handed me your phone and took my
Speaker 1: phone so that I could take a picture of you
Speaker 1: looking at a phone in front of a brick wall?
Speaker 1: Is true? Happened? They note that she was looking at
Speaker 1: my phone with me taking a picture of her phone,
Speaker 1: but he could post herself looking at any phone in
Speaker 1: front of a brick wall. Andrea, it was a great picture.
Speaker 1: It got like four hundred like it got one. Unlike
Speaker 1: for me, Andrew, I don't think that's a point. Like
Speaker 1: if he spent his entire time on his phone or
Speaker 1: maybe even doing his hobby wall he was on a
Speaker 1: date with you, you would have found it incredibly rude. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean we talked about a lot of different things.
Speaker 1: I mean, we had a whole discussion about movies and
Speaker 1: how much we both love movies. Movies. Again, I thought
Speaker 1: we had a nice conversation about movies. I guess not.
Speaker 1: It was it was I mean, it was fine. Again,
Speaker 1: the whole thing was just fine. Andrew. You don't see
Speaker 1: how it could be a little bit annoying that you're
Speaker 1: taking pictures every five seconds and making him Basically, you're
Speaker 1: hired photographer for the evening. Instagram is the way to
Speaker 1: the future, and if you're not on Instagram, then you're
Speaker 1: not a part of the future. So it really sucks
Speaker 1: for you. I think you work for Instagram. This is ridiculous. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, Austin, I would love to ask you
Speaker 1: this question. Would you like to go out with Andrea
Speaker 1: on a second date? We will pay for it. Andrea, again,
Speaker 1: you're super sweet, and there there's another instagramm er out
Speaker 1: there for you that that dude is not me. Whatever,
Speaker 1: I get hit up by so many guys on my Instagram.
Speaker 1: I don't even need to go out on a date
Speaker 1: with you, sweetheart. Andrea. Thank you. I'm sorry it wasn't
Speaker 1: a successful second day update. Thanks guys. Before we let
Speaker 1: you go, though, do you need to take a picture
Speaker 1: of yourself on the phone doing a second date update.
Speaker 1: You know, I never thought of that. I should totally
Speaker 1: do that. No, you should broken Jewil in the Morning
Speaker 1: text in at seven eight, five to nine two that
Speaker 1: says that girl sounded crazy, but crazy does make for
Speaker 1: a pretty good Instagram. Do you have her Instagram handle?
Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jewel in the Morning talking about the
Speaker 1: second date update. This girl Andrew wanted to call a
Speaker 1: dude named Austin. They went out and had a fun time.
Speaker 1: She was confused why he wasn't calling her back. We
Speaker 1: got her on the phone and found out that he
Speaker 1: wasn't calling her back because she's one of those people
Speaker 1: that takes pictures every five seconds for Instagram, and not
Speaker 1: just the normal ones, Like I'm just gonna take a
Speaker 1: picture my food real quick. She she stood on a
Speaker 1: chair to get the proper lighting for the table setting,
Speaker 1: and then in the middle of a crowded restaurant, did
Speaker 1: a yoga pose in front of the window and asked
Speaker 1: him to take the picture. And then just the whole
Speaker 1: date long kept stopping and asking him to take pictures
Speaker 1: for her Instagram. Joke's gonna be on us when she
Speaker 1: starts earning like five grand per Instagram right exactly, He's
Speaker 1: gonna make more money than all of us put together
Speaker 1: eventually from her Instagram. But a lot of people are
Speaker 1: on her side. Text again at seven eight five nine
Speaker 1: two going, she just sounds like she's super fun and
Speaker 1: he's boring. She didn't sound fun. I'll give her that.
Speaker 1: She sounded energetic, she loved life. Yeah, but having to
Speaker 1: take a picture of somebody every five seconds on a
Speaker 1: date doesn't sound like a lot of fun to me.
Speaker 1: I think they're just not a good match. I could
Speaker 1: see both sides of the story. She needs to be
Speaker 1: with a dude like that, like two Instagram people, because
Speaker 1: you see those couples out together and that's all they're doing,
Speaker 1: and they're loving life. They're not interacting with each other
Speaker 1: at all. They're just taking pictures of each other and
Speaker 1: then cropping them and making them look better, and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that one looks good. This one. What do you think
Speaker 1: of this one? Oh? That one looks good at YouTube?
Speaker 1: Aren't we so hot? Let's post this on social media
Speaker 1: so everybody knows we're doing something. Snapchat, Yeah,