1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: Coming up in about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:07,120 Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is my 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:11,560 Speaker 1: baby daddy and his teeny bopper. Okay, we'll get into 4 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 1: that and just a few Yeah, right now it is 5 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:20,120 Speaker 1: time for the nephew and today's prank phone called nephew. 6 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 1: This right here, let me see, how about moaning and what? 7 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 1: Oh you just just you know, the commitment to stupid 8 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: to this. But this is um you see paris. I 9 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:37,280 Speaker 1: don't know, this is this is this is parasites. But 10 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 1: this is this is parasites in the you know what. 11 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: So just just just just just play, I know, I know, 12 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 1: I know, just just rock what yeah, just just ride 13 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: with me, Okay, just ride with me. You're just gonna 14 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 1: call it. We're just gonna call it parasites right now, parasites. 15 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: Uh cat dog, If you could hello, Hello, I'm trying 16 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 1: reachay Brian. Brian. Yeah, yeah, see hey Brian, this is 17 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: doctor Jacob. How you doing today? Yeah? Yeah, I'm I'm 18 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: doing I'm okay. Listen. You actually came in uh maybe 19 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 1: like two and a half weeks to go here to 20 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:16,480 Speaker 1: my office and got a physical for for life insurance. 21 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, right right, Yeah, everything okay, well, yeah, yeah, 22 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: everything's gonna be pretty good. I'd like to see if 23 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: I can get you to come in and I you know, 24 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: everything's gonna be fine. But I got a small procedure 25 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: we'd like to do to actually, uh, you know right now, 26 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: you're not a proof for your life insurance to do 27 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: until this procedures done. So if you don't mind coming in, 28 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,480 Speaker 1: we we'd like to get you. Jake and Caro. When 29 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,399 Speaker 1: can I schedule you to come in, like maybe tomorrow 30 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 1: or the following day? Yeah, what kind of procedure in Well, actually, 31 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard of it. This is 32 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: an okayosh for me? Now I got something. What's that's 33 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: gonna do my eyes? What's that? So it's got something 34 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 1: to do with you? Wasn't that's something doing my eyes? 35 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 1: I ain't heard what's what's that? No? No, okayost for 36 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 1: me has nothing to do with the eyes, nothing at all. 37 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: We found a little bit of parasites in a particular area, 38 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 1: and what we want to do is make sure we 39 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,240 Speaker 1: just remove it completely and you'll be fine. You'll get 40 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 1: your life insurance, you're in, your family will be great. 41 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 1: So can I get you to come in tomorrow maybe 42 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: Thursday afternoon, and fine, what what area? I found a 43 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: parasite and actually one of your testicles has some parasites. 44 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,320 Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do is what's called a okayoshtra 45 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,519 Speaker 1: mey and okayosht for me is actually removing that testicle 46 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: completely and then everything gonna be fine. It's all confined 47 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: and we'll be able to remove it. You'll be on 48 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 1: your way, you'll get your life insurance and everything will 49 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 1: be fine. Okay, Like I said, can I get can I? 50 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: Can I get you to come in tomorrow? What what 51 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 1: my testicle? Well only one, only one, and it's not 52 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 1: going to take along. It's a thirty minute procedure. But 53 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: we want to get you to come in tomorrow or 54 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: the next day. Can we get you to what? They 55 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 1: are you available? I don't want to say I will 56 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 1: remove this, sir. You know what, oftentimes when people come 57 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 1: in for life insurance, these type of things happen. So 58 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 1: we want to get you in and get it out 59 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: as quickly as possible. Man, nah, Man, I'm wing for 60 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: a routine physical Man. I wasn't supposed to be taking 61 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: all this extra stuff. Man, I get a parasite, man, 62 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,679 Speaker 1: and my testical you'll don't remove a testicle. Man, I'm 63 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: twenty five. Man, my wife win, I no kids. They 64 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: were trying to be like, I gotta move a testicle. 65 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 1: Let me say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be 66 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 1: completely fine and you'll be able to create children. You'll 67 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 1: be in a little normal life. You know, you'll just 68 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,079 Speaker 1: see um. You won't have all of them, but you'll 69 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,920 Speaker 1: have enough to create children. And you understand that. Nah Man, 70 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 1: I can't, Nah, I ain't gonna. I can't come in 71 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 1: for that, Nah, sir. Is there any way I can 72 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: get you in tomorrow or tomorrow afternoon or the Thursday 73 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 1: afternoon so we can kind of get this thing taken 74 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: gre of and we can get you moving on your 75 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: way and people can get the life insurance papers together 76 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: and so forth. Nah man, Man, we ain't rescheduling now. 77 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: I need to second or third opinion on that. And 78 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 1: he's talking about taking with one of my We ain't 79 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: rescheduling nothing. Man. I'm gonna need to see another doctor. 80 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 1: Man some sir, Sir, you can go around the entire 81 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: sit and see several doctors. I'm here to tell you 82 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: you're just gonna be wasting time. I'm gonna try to 83 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: knock this thing out for you knocking up. I ain't agree. 84 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 1: I ain't agreeding nothing. Listen. You ain't to join it 85 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 1: to get money, man, listen, because nothing, Man, I need 86 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 1: to taking a third Opinny, this is bloom Brian. I'll 87 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: tell you if you come in and let me get 88 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 1: this thing taking care of. You know, I have you back. 89 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 1: You know, big ball and shot calling before it's all over. 90 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 1: You know what big big ball that shot calling? Man? 91 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,920 Speaker 1: I told you, man, I ain't ain't going in for 92 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: none of that. Man, I'm sus to tell my wife. Man, 93 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,720 Speaker 1: this this ain't cool. Man, I ain't going in for that. Man. 94 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: I'm getting it. Man, you're what do you mean you're rescheduling? Sir? 95 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 1: What we getting? I'm getting another opinion. I ain't going 96 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: in for that, okay, But I'm trying to make you 97 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 1: a big baller shot caller. You know, man, what what 98 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: is your name? And he says to me, doctor, you 99 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: making a little jokes. Man, Ain't you're doing a little 100 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,040 Speaker 1: play on words? Man? It ain't even funny. Man, I'm 101 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: calling it insurance funny. Telling they get me doctor, man, 102 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 1: you think it's funny. Hey, it ain't funny man. You 103 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,840 Speaker 1: you're making a little treat. Man. Ain't funny man taking opinion. Man, 104 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,280 Speaker 1: I'm to getting all of the work that we y'all 105 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 1: the blood, word, the year, and word. They're complete physical. 106 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: That's when we didn't realize that you had parasites in 107 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,719 Speaker 1: a particular area. So what we're trying, I'm not. I 108 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: don't mean I turned to make a light of make 109 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: humor in it, just to make you feel a little 110 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,800 Speaker 1: bit more comfortable. I apologize, all right. That ain't funny man. 111 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 1: You want to lose a man, ain't funny. Man. If 112 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 1: I had a situation and nursing would have told me, 113 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: then he ain't tell me nothing. Man had me thinking 114 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 1: I'm a doing. Now you're telling me I got to 115 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 1: come in to move the testicle. We have to run 116 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: tests on you, sir. We got test back when you 117 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 1: do have the parasites, and what we want to do 118 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,240 Speaker 1: is make sure we're get them completely cleared out. The 119 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 1: only way I can clear that out is to remove 120 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 1: that testicle. He's man, it's the man, I got no hairsites. 121 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 1: Man may out here running out his chests on me. Man, 122 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 1: I'm going to another doctor. Man, because it's man, I 123 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 1: ain't got no hairsites. Man, all these test y'a taw me, 124 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 1: y'all rund me. I gotta remove the that's them. You 125 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,719 Speaker 1: go over here and me I know you doctor man, 126 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,559 Speaker 1: I ain't got a hairsites. Man. I'm following my head shirt. 127 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 1: I'm telling I ain't dealing with you because you man, 128 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 1: I ain't got no parasite man, Brian, let me make 129 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,599 Speaker 1: you understand something clearly here. It's my job as a 130 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,479 Speaker 1: physician that if the patient doesn't come to me, it's 131 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,479 Speaker 1: my job to come to you and extract the problem. 132 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 1: You're leaning towards me having to come to your home 133 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 1: and extract the problem. Man, When you want to come 134 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 1: them home house, may you but I want you want 135 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 1: to step with the house match out of tests. May 136 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,640 Speaker 1: you talk that I'm going from another doctor. I'm getting 137 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,680 Speaker 1: another chance. I ain't got as I let it, sir. 138 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,240 Speaker 1: You've got the parasite and you only have twenty four 139 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:36,480 Speaker 1: hours for me to get sir. I have to move 140 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:40,200 Speaker 1: on this quickly. Brian. Okay, I'm not gonna again. I 141 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:46,679 Speaker 1: ain't got I ain't gonna bring this Shara. I gotta 142 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:51,039 Speaker 1: pite man. It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come 143 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,560 Speaker 1: from another another human being. It just develops in one 144 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 1: out of every three or four million people. You actually 145 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,479 Speaker 1: have it, Brian, I got to extracted from you. You 146 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 1: try to tell me, I'm gonna You're not gonna come. 147 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 1: There's something else that you have that I haven't told 148 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: you about. There's something else I need to tell you. 149 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:16,560 Speaker 1: I got you some I got pasted on, bron You 150 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 1: just got planked. You just got planked by nephew Tommy 151 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harley Warning Show. Your wife and Nika 152 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: got me the plant phone called you. I mean she'll 153 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 1: be fine. You know what. I surprised myself sometimes you 154 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: know that I do. I just you know, I surprised us. 155 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:52,120 Speaker 1: I don't know anyway. I'm not gonna surprise mysel I'm 156 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 1: gonna be straight ignorant. This weekend, April fifteenth. That would 157 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:58,720 Speaker 1: be Laughing Love, the Laughing Loves Joe. Uh. That's a 158 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,800 Speaker 1: few times Bubba does up and then the one and 159 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:05,280 Speaker 1: on the life Jenning's Okay, laugh and Love and bowling 160 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,760 Speaker 1: Green Kentucky. All right at the sky Pack. That's the 161 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:11,320 Speaker 1: performing arts Center tickets her own sale right now that 162 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: Saturday night. Baby, you don't want to miss it, Biby, 163 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,200 Speaker 1: you don't want to miss it, Biby. Okay, and land 164 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 1: in the cut at the Kesswick. The Kesswick in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. 165 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,960 Speaker 1: Sounds like phil it Be and his nephew Tommy and 166 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,960 Speaker 1: lou Nell April to twenty nine at the kiss Wick 167 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:34,240 Speaker 1: to raid two raises in the bell and Craig McLaren 168 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,720 Speaker 1: is in the building along with me and lou Nell 169 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 1: at the Kesswick. Sound like phil it and me, Lord 170 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,959 Speaker 1: ha Mercy. Now that's just ignor right there. That's April 171 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:45,120 Speaker 1: twenty nine. That's just crazy egg. See see April Fools 172 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,120 Speaker 1: goes all the way through the month. Case y'all, it 173 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 1: runs deep, and me and lou Nell are gonna give 174 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:56,480 Speaker 1: it to you dead in the fights. Okay, we're gonna 175 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,440 Speaker 1: give it till say it again. I'm gonna see it again, 176 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:03,560 Speaker 1: Dad in the fight. We're gonna no thank you. Coming 177 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,480 Speaker 1: up next, Strawberry letter. The subject is my baby Daddy 178 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,440 Speaker 1: and his teeny bopper. We'll get into it right after this. 179 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harpy Morning Show.