1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:09,160 Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Yes, sir, sweet, what is it? 3 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:14,080 Speaker 2: All right? So my girlfriend's birthday is this month and 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:18,120 Speaker 2: sent her twenty first, and she actually won't be participating 5 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:22,440 Speaker 2: in drinking only because we just found out she is pregnant. 6 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 1: Oh congrats? Wait is it congrats? Is it? 7 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 2: Yeah? 8 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: I mean I think congrats? Is it congrats? 9 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 3: Yeah? Definitely? 10 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:35,880 Speaker 2: Okay, Oh wow, so nobody knows, nobody will be known 11 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:36,839 Speaker 2: for a little bit. 12 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,520 Speaker 1: How's she gonna play off the not drinking for twenty first? 13 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:44,160 Speaker 2: Our idea was between some water shots or some food 14 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,559 Speaker 2: colory and something along them. 15 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 1: Oh, she's just gonna fake it, Yeah, definitely. And to 16 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 1: be like, wow, you have such a high tolerance already 17 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,479 Speaker 1: at twenty one, you don't look drunk or anything like, 18 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 1: oh crap, I can't even fault because. 19 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,639 Speaker 2: Just in case, yeah, we'll have it. We'll have her 20 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 2: definitely missing a few steps and someone around it. 21 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 1: Ye all at a friends you know stuff like that. Yeah. Really, well, 22 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,679 Speaker 1: good luck with everything, and thank you for telling us 23 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. 24 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 3: I appreciate it. 25 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,120 Speaker 1: All right, take care, Hey, what's up? As the ju 26 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,760 Speaker 1: will shows dirty little secret you have one. I do, well, sweet, 27 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:15,679 Speaker 1: what is it so. 28 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 3: About ten years ago? I hoped were my college buddies 29 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 3: and spend the weekend at his house. Unfortunately, I hoped 30 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 3: up with his mom. What is that? 31 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 1: Unfortunate or fortunate? 32 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:31,399 Speaker 3: Oh, it was one of those things that just happened. 33 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 3: I was in the kitchen late at night. She came in. 34 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 3: We've been drinking, kind of like a barbecue thing, and 35 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 3: one thing left to another and we made out. 36 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 1: You said college, right, said okay, clarify, is she your wife? 37 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 2: Now? 38 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 3: No? No. The funny, the dirty little secret is a 39 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 3: couple of months ago, almost ten years later, I met 40 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 3: them in the grocery store. Oh yeah, they got a kid, 41 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 3: and uh my buddy said, man, this dude reminds me 42 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 3: of somebody's like Dejo Boo. 43 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: No, no way boo. 44 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 3: Yeah. So I took a pick of him, and then 45 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 3: I went home and started looking at. 46 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 1: My kids photos and oh, damn, you knocked up your 47 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: friend's mom. 48 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 3: Not intentionally, but. 49 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: That's money. 50 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 2: Man. 51 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us. 52 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 3: Very familiar. 53 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: That's hilarious. This is a movie. Yeah, thank you. 54 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:45,080 Speaker 3: I wanted to get confirmation, so I so I told 55 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,960 Speaker 3: my mom to pick and he was like, oh, that's 56 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 3: you and you and where did you take this one there? 57 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:51,919 Speaker 1: Oh? 58 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 2: Man? 59 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: Wow, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. 60 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 3: I appreciate you. Guys calling appreciate you. 61 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:04,959 Speaker 1: Man, have a good one. What's your dirty little secret.