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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. Out of everybody in the room

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Speaker 1: right now, which one of us do you think has

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Speaker 1: the most dirty little secrets? M definitely not Evan, I

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Speaker 1: agree with that. I Nope. I think Alex. Honestly, I

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Speaker 1: think my son Jocks probably right, that's right because he

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Speaker 1: has to come to the studio with us because kids

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Speaker 1: aren't in school right now, So you're probably right. It

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Speaker 1: is probably eight year old Jackson, as in most secrets. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's time for dirty little secret. If you want to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret, do I have to

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Speaker 1: do his Texas show four one oh six one, and

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Speaker 1: we'll let you say whatever you want. You can tell

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Speaker 1: us any secret you want, and remember we keep everybody

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Speaker 1: anonymous and we don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret is the drummer from Britney Spears First Tour. Wow.

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Speaker 1: She had a drummer? I don't know, but I just

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Speaker 1: made it up. And that's who's on the phone right

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Speaker 1: now for a dirty little secret. The drummer from Britney

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Speaker 1: Spears First Tour. What's drummer? Wow? Throwback. Yeah, god, what

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Speaker 1: was that gig? Like? Yeah, it was. It was invigorating.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like, yeah, do you and Britney still talk? Um? No,

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Speaker 1: not really, because I get it. I can't really do that.

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Speaker 1: I bet you have a lot a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Soime for me, what's your dirty little secret or one

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Speaker 1: of them? Because I'm sure you have a lot based

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Speaker 1: on I did something really kind of bad. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what was it? Well, this was kind of underhanded underhanded?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? And underhanded? I mean

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Speaker 1: kind of like you know, I did it at my job,

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Speaker 1: which is kind of really bad? Oh god, um bad?

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Speaker 1: Do you still something underhanded? You did it at your job? Well?

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Speaker 1: I destroyed something? Um, Okay, so I have this like

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Speaker 1: really super super annoying coworker huh um. Like you know,

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Speaker 1: you know the people who like always tell on tell

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Speaker 1: about everything. Oh Tetel came back like two minutes late

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Speaker 1: at Blake. You know, they're kind of constantly throwing you

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Speaker 1: under the bush. So um, I mean with stupid little

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Speaker 1: things that you really don't need to tell on, you know.

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Speaker 1: I mean. But anyway, so she was driving me crazy, um,

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Speaker 1: and I was up for promotion. Well there was I

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Speaker 1: was trying to get this promotion, and um, I put,

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Speaker 1: I submitted my resume, and and I noticed that this

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Speaker 1: pain in the next person also submitted a resume. A right,

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Speaker 1: and so um, they actually no longer have submitted a resume.

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Speaker 1: They no longer have submitted a resume because because the

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Speaker 1: shredder now owns their resume, your evil because resume. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: the shredder shredded. Okay, but who how did it get

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Speaker 1: in the shredder? I think I don't know, you know,

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Speaker 1: standing there and my hand kind of like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I was remember all the terrible things she did to me,

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Speaker 1: and I was gonna put mine on the top of

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Speaker 1: the pile. But then you know, it kind of moved

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Speaker 1: towards the shredder. Weird. So in other words, you shredded.

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Speaker 1: You shredded her resume so she wouldn't get the promotion.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You can think whatever you want, but

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Speaker 1: all I know is that that resume is in the shredder. Now,

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Speaker 1: oh God, and you did it well? Like I said,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe the window was open a light breeze

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Speaker 1: right in there. Yeah, I don't, I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: But okay, well, congratulations on the promotion. Kind of shameful

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Speaker 1: of you, right, did you get the promotion? Of course

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Speaker 1: I got the promotion. Ry congratulations kind of, I mean

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Speaker 1: I deserve it. I deserve it. I was more qualified anyway. Well,

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Speaker 1: can't you like, don't you think that you should let

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Speaker 1: them make that decision. Yeah, yeah, I can't help. But

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Speaker 1: if somehow the resume got shredded, I mean, like nobody't

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Speaker 1: even know. Yeah, I guess you're right. Accidents do happen

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Speaker 1: on purpose, and it sounds like, yeah it did in

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Speaker 1: this instance. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. You welcome you, though you didn't really actually

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Speaker 1: tell us. We know what it is. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. What's your dirty little secret,