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Speaker 1: Put your hand us together, and we're going to stop

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Speaker 1: to party. Start part I'm ready to party.

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Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran After Party.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, the after Party podcast. Now, all right, gandhi,

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Speaker 1: we tease this on the big show. Yeah, and people

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Speaker 1: are just waiting to hear about this fart theory of yours.

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Speaker 2: It's not a theory, guys, it's science, I'm telling you.

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Speaker 3: So.

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Speaker 2: Diamond asked me why I don't do certain things in

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Speaker 2: front of a significant other, Like, I'm just not about

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Speaker 2: that bathroom life. I don't like talking about it, sharing it,

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Speaker 2: like we need separate bathrooms. That's just how I want

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Speaker 2: to operate. And then what she said, well, when you're

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Speaker 2: like snuggling or if you're under a blanket or something

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Speaker 2: and you just have to, you know, let one out,

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Speaker 2: what do you do? You don't just do it? And

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Speaker 2: I was like, well, you can do it. There's a

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Speaker 2: way that it will always be silent, and she didn't

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Speaker 2: believe me. And then I talk to Froggy, who is

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Speaker 2: now not here because he can back me up on this,

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Speaker 2: that if you just spread your cheeks, the passing of

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Speaker 2: the gas is always silent.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not, well it's not. I know for a

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Speaker 1: fact it's not.

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Speaker 2: Do it right now, show me do it right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it right now because it's true,

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Speaker 1: but I feel like it be messy.

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Speaker 2: No, okay, now here's the thing. If you have to

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Speaker 2: poop and it's a shark, yes, but you never know.

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Speaker 2: But that's because there's substance to it. If it is

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Speaker 2: just sheer gas, it will always be like a. If

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Speaker 2: you guys have there, it's more.

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Speaker 1: I think they were all built differently because if I

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Speaker 1: spread my cheeks right now and let out gas, it

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Speaker 1: would make a noise. It would sound like.

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Speaker 2: A because then there are particles in it. There's no

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Speaker 1: Yes, no, you're fucking mind man. Science guys, it's not science.

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Speaker 1: But we're all built differently. You got to allow the

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Speaker 1: fact that it's not always going to be like that.

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Speaker 1: You think when you fart with your cheeks spread apart,

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Speaker 1: it goes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, it's science.

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Speaker 1: God, I feel like the butt itself makes the noise,

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Speaker 1: isn't it does?

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Speaker 2: The gas we're off your cheeks, But I don't think.

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Speaker 1: It's not just the cheeks. You got to pull your

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Speaker 1: butthole open.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to pull your butt first of all.

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Speaker 1: And if you don't have a dog, who do you

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Speaker 1: blame it on? Because it's gonna stink. Not all, it's

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Speaker 1: not what we're talking about. We're talking about the noise

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Speaker 1: it makes. Scotty. If you spread your butt cheeks right

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Speaker 1: now and you poot it, it would make a noise.

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Speaker 1: It wouldn't go. It absolutely would make a noise. There's

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Speaker 1: no doubt.

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Speaker 2: I don't see. I think you guys have.

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Speaker 1: Even Danielle is saying, and daniel would never try.

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Speaker 2: To really think it, but she's saying, I think it does.

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Speaker 2: She's not saying I know it does.

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Speaker 3: I've never done it, but I've never done it and

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Speaker 3: I'm never gonna do it. And I really feel like

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Speaker 3: it really comes down to everybody's individual pucker factor, you

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to tell her. She's not listening

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Speaker 2: No, I'm hearing you. I'm just it's just because.

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Speaker 1: Her butthole goes that ever.

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Speaker 2: Spread the cheeks, just spread the cheeks. Guys, have you

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Speaker 2: tried this? Of course I have. My ex boyfriend taught me.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is amazing.

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Speaker 1: I think Gandhi's just got to lose. But no, I

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Speaker 2: It's a different but I don't make so. I'm telling

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Speaker 1: It's the same as like you blow up the balloon

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Speaker 1: and you go you open that thing. That's it's got

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Speaker 2: No telling you guys. Just try it and try it.

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Speaker 2: I really try it.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to now.

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Speaker 2: Try this. Yes, why wouldn't you?

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Speaker 1: Can you do voice notes? All right? All right, I'm

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Speaker 1: throwing I'm throwing down and throwing down the gauntlet. I'm well.

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Speaker 1: I have been very quiet on this topic since we

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Speaker 1: What's a gross Well, it's a gross topic. I hate

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Speaker 1: this stuff. But I will say what you're gonna say.

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Speaker 1: Years ago I experimented with this, and Gandhi is right.

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Speaker 1: It works. No, it doesn't. It does? It does? It doesn't?

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Speaker 1: You cannot tell me that you know what my buttle

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you, if there's a noise, you're not doing

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Speaker 1: It's possible. Years ago, someone tried I tried it. It

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Speaker 1: measuring contest. We had measuring sessions when I was a kid.

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Speaker 2: We hold it in and then let it out a

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Speaker 1: I've done that.

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Speaker 2: Is that silent?

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Speaker 1: I've done that on airplanes? Yeah, it could be Gandhi

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Speaker 1: for the No, it's not Gandhi for the wind.

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Speaker 2: It's not true science backed by scary What else.

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Speaker 1: Do you want? Okay, well, could anybody try it right now?

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Speaker 1: Is anybody ready? No? I don't know. We're not going

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Speaker 1: to do that on the podcast. You won't hear it.

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Speaker 1: You can do that on the Serial Killers podcast. You

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Speaker 1: This is gross.

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Speaker 2: I just want people to reply with what their their

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Speaker 2: this is insane. Oh my god. You can just silently

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Speaker 2: But you can't do it on right.

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Speaker 1: You have to this robe right.

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Speaker 2: You can't spread your butgets with you.

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Speaker 2: Right now, let me see. No, you cannot spread your

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Speaker 2: but it is not don't do it with your dupy

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Speaker 3: I did read one time that if you needed to

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Speaker 2: Do this in public?

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Speaker 1: That in public? But you want fart in public? What

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Speaker 2: No one can see you. You're supposed to like do that?

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Speaker 1: What's that praying position in uh yoga?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's when you're talking about?

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Speaker 1: You're supposed to do that, cheeks.

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Speaker 3: The praying mentis like you're really gassy on the date

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Speaker 3: you need to get rid of the park, you're supposed

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna sit down in a praying Mentis.

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Speaker 2: That's not gonna be weird? Quietly?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: They also say if you feel it, you're supposed to

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Speaker 2: your poor and it'll stink.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's crap. To no, God, your butt,

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Speaker 1: your butt gas can't go out your mouth. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bet you can. It's got to go out one way.

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Speaker 1: burping up ship. No, that's what you're saying. You're essentially saying,

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Speaker 1: Okay, but that's not your lower digai.

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Speaker 2: But it says eventually it needs to be released either far.

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Speaker 1: I think it's trapped in your stomach. I don't think

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Speaker 2: People say it will come out in stinky ways other ways.

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Speaker 1: You have sphincters in your body that keep it from

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Speaker 1: coming back up. You're right, bodies fainter. Yeah, the valves

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Speaker 1: and the large intestine, they're only in one direction from helpline.

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Speaker 1: If you have a fart from your ass come out

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Speaker 1: your mouth, you've got some plumbing process you might.

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Speaker 2: Maybe, But this says, can holding in a fart cause

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Speaker 2: it to leak out of your mouth? This says, yes,

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Speaker 2: holding it in for too long isn't good. If you

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Speaker 2: decide not to release it, some of that gas will

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Speaker 2: be reabsorbed into the circulatory system and come out other ways,

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Speaker 2: including belches or through your pores. It's not a mouth fart,

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Speaker 2: per se.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say that exactly eight minutes longer than

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Speaker 1: I expected? Elvis answers, though, where does us go if

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Speaker 1: you don't pass it? Like?

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Speaker 2: That's like people look this stuff up all the time.

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Speaker 1: I'm shocked. It's a problem. Oh my gosh. All right,

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Speaker 1: Well are you happy, Gandhi? You got your podcast?

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Speaker 2: I'll not be happy until everyone agrees with me.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm never ever going to agree, because I know

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Speaker 1: for a fact from my own but it always makes

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Speaker 1: a noise, even if my my cheeks are spread.

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Speaker 2: Well, be over later to find.

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Speaker 1: Out, don't you know what?

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Speaker 3: For you?

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Speaker 1: I will do it. I got your back, Gandhi, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: I think if you ask Alex Elvis, he might do

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Speaker 3: it and try it for you to see.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I don't want to know, but I'm done

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Speaker 1: with each and every one of your It's still gonna

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Speaker 1: do a pretty loud you know what, like no it goes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's more like a not mine, not mine.

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Speaker 2: I think Scotty's got other things up there. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's a smooth exit.

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Speaker 1: Scotty worried all the time. We got to get out here. Goodbye, done,

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Speaker 1: Ran after party

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