1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,640 Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: crucially important today. On This Is Important, I'm looking at 4 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:18,759 Speaker 1: a go stick right now, and then it's small, officer. 5 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: If it was a foot closer, I could have died. 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 1: It was just too much of a funk fest. And 7 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:32,519 Speaker 1: you know me the prude and here we go three 8 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,879 Speaker 1: you know when we were doing that, we have to 9 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: do it three to one and then clap yes we harmonized, 10 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:47,199 Speaker 1: and uh, we harmonized with three two. And that reminded 11 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: me of that song we go, There we Go, isn't it? Yeah? 12 00:00:54,720 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: Is it if the Dumbest Podcast is here? And is 13 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 1: that that was your favorite decade that that song came out? Sure? Sure? 14 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,320 Speaker 1: I think if not, it was it not two thousand 15 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: year two thousand. I have no idea what song even 16 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: is that. It sounds like, is that like Evan Essence? 17 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,559 Speaker 1: Who is that? No, it's a dude that's definitely not Ean. 18 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 1: It feels like it's the same guys, and seeing like 19 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:37,760 Speaker 1: Stacy's mom is God, it's definitely not Founds of Wayne sixpence, sixpence, sixpence. 20 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: None of the rich Wow, of course nice. Oh it's 21 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,960 Speaker 1: like a it's a remix or not a remix, but 22 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 1: it's a cover of probably like an old sixties song. Yeah, 23 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: I don't maybe how like when the lemon Heads did 24 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: uh whatever the funk that? Yeah, we're starting off hot. 25 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 1: I don't want to wait? Is that lemon Heads? That's 26 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 1: the lemon Heads, that's that's the Dawson's Creek. That's the 27 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 1: woman who does the dog commercials from their last year. 28 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: That's like was it? Uh? No, that's as Sophie B. Hawkins, right, 29 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: Natalie Merchant Hawkins. No, Sophie B. Hawkins does. Uh, she's good. 30 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,799 Speaker 1: She's got one head that really loves Sophie B. Hawkins. 31 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,239 Speaker 1: Didn't she do like the Dawsons Creek ship? I thought 32 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: she did? She did? I don't know what the Dawson's 33 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: Creek was? The Dawsons Creek Paula Cole, Paula Paula Cole. 34 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,079 Speaker 1: And she also wasn't she the one who was like 35 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:39,799 Speaker 1: kind of exposed Monica Lewinsky like had the tapes? What, 36 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:46,640 Speaker 1: how how's your guys week? Heyde's shooting, We're fucking on right, 37 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 1: we're coming on fire? No? No, no, wait, who who 38 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 1: did you think Paula Cole is she had the tapes 39 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: for Monica? What does that even mean? Are you talking 40 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 1: about uh winning Paula? No, no, no, Paula called the 41 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 1: singer had the tapes? Oh no, he's thinking about the woman. 42 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: What is her name? Linda Trip, Linda Trip Trip. That's sorry, 43 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 1: I don't know why I thought her name was Paula. 44 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:18,800 Speaker 1: Can we just talk about how fried our brains are also? 45 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 1: A different last name, different, everything different, not music, not 46 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:27,519 Speaker 1: the name the nineties, dude, if you guys want to, 47 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 1: we can try to figure out how I got there. 48 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: But I think it might take a while. I think 49 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: it might take a while. Do you guys remember that 50 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: show I Love the Eighties? Remember I Love the Eighties 51 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 1: came out um on VHY It was like a VH 52 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: one week long, every like every year was a night 53 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: or something like that. I would love to get Blake 54 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 1: on I Love the Nineties for him to be like 55 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 1: And then, of course the Clinton scandal with Paula Cole 56 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: just misinformation. It was all like stand ups regurgitating like 57 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: facts about the nineties and then stand up. Oh that 58 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: was my first ever bit in two thousand, like four 59 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: or five or something, your first gid, my first ever gig. 60 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: It wasn't I'd love the eighties, but it was one 61 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 1: of those fifty cutest childhood stars were all grown up. 62 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 1: Those shows killed it. Whoever was producing those for sure 63 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 1: has some horses. Yeah, they made a quivillion dollars because 64 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 1: I think I made two hundred dollars and was so stubbed. 65 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: But then it ran. It ran for like eight years 66 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 1: or something. Like we were doing Workaholics when it was 67 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: still on E like late at night. People still knew 68 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,360 Speaker 1: you for them and people were like, oh ship when 69 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:47,040 Speaker 1: you acted like McCauley culkin and went, dude, Mike McCoy's 70 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:50,479 Speaker 1: on another show with a different name. Damn man, Yeah, 71 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 1: that's crazy. What was the big one on H one that? 72 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: Oh no, man, it's been a long It was a 73 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,160 Speaker 1: long day for me. Man. What was the VH one 74 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: show that was like the biggest one on VH one 75 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:08,479 Speaker 1: like changed the Hollywood story or behind the music video? Yes, 76 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,719 Speaker 1: pop up video, dude, I feel like behind the music 77 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 1: had a god. Behind the music was actually good, but 78 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,360 Speaker 1: popua video was off the chain was fucking great. Pop 79 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: Up video was like kind of like similar to similar 80 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 1: to what those shows were where it was like just 81 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: some joke writers just or they were spitting facts that 82 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 1: was all facts. So what pop up video was for? Yeah, 83 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 1: they would play like vhe s. There's there's some young 84 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 1: people that have truly never seen listening right now and 85 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,600 Speaker 1: saying where what don't you think about that podcast? Their 86 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 1: friend is asking them and they say, hey, today, let's 87 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 1: go to Chick fil a. They came out talking about Pollicle, 88 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:58,160 Speaker 1: Blake's dumbass fucking went a to fucking Planet Mars and 89 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:01,360 Speaker 1: then they started talking about B eight one, which isn't 90 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 1: a channel at all. Policle, and you were thinking of 91 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 1: Linda Trip couldn't be a more different person. I don't 92 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,600 Speaker 1: know how I got there. I can tell you how 93 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 1: you got there. Dude. It's the nineties and you were six, 94 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 1: That's true. What I mean, you were just a little kid. 95 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 1: You had no idea, you were eight, nine, ten years old, 96 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,839 Speaker 1: and I'm just you don't know who the fuck Linda 97 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,040 Speaker 1: Trip is. I still don't what did she do she found? 98 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,480 Speaker 1: Like the jizz dress? What is the story? I just 99 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 1: remember John Goodman played her on SML's all. I remember this. 100 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: I definitely remember that he did a great job at it. 101 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:36,320 Speaker 1: But basically, I think, go ahead. I don't know who 102 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:42,360 Speaker 1: she was, Okay, okay, I don't know who she was 103 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:47,479 Speaker 1: in the administration or what she was in Monica Lewinsky's life, 104 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:52,040 Speaker 1: but I think Monica called her and what was like 105 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: telling her not knowing that she was recording what she 106 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 1: was saying, and she was like prying, like so what 107 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: wasn't they used it as evidence? Is this a quote 108 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:02,919 Speaker 1: from something the Trip as a Man Baby? Didn't they 109 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 1: do that? They're like Trip as a Man Baby? That's 110 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:10,240 Speaker 1: like my reference. She should suit. I don't know, I don't. 111 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 1: I don't know that. But but the fact that Blake 112 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 1: just pulled this fat from his knowledge makes me question 113 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: the whole the whole thing. I feel like you must 114 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 1: have gotten four things in that little explanation wrong. This 115 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 1: is what I think I'm pulling from the John Goodman 116 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 1: Linda Trip SNL sketch. And it was always about him 117 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 1: like like feedback, like like recording her while he's talking, 118 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:42,200 Speaker 1: like oh god, what else happened? But like that's he 119 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 1: made his voice deeper to play her Linda Trip, look 120 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 1: like you're gonna like what she sees. She's got a vibe. 121 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 1: I don't even know she was in the administration. I 122 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,240 Speaker 1: don't know that she was either. I think she might 123 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 1: have been, that's clear. Yeah, I don't know allegedly. I mean, guys, 124 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:10,800 Speaker 1: what she's got a bod She has a cool haircut. 125 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 1: What didn't she have bangs sheet? She bangs great Ricky 126 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,840 Speaker 1: Martin song. She looks like like one of your friend's 127 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 1: mom's who you were always a little scared of. That's 128 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,920 Speaker 1: what she looks like. Yes, you know what I mean. Like, 129 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 1: she doesn't look she doesn't have a welcoming face. She 130 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,320 Speaker 1: looks like she could turn on a dime, like when 131 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,640 Speaker 1: she got mad, she got really fucking mad. She made 132 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,560 Speaker 1: bad snacks. Well, it would be like too heavy with something. 133 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,040 Speaker 1: It'd be like here, it's covered in mayonnaise or something. 134 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,360 Speaker 1: You're like, there's too much, Yes, too much? A little 135 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,439 Speaker 1: mannaise would have been fine. I'm okay, Mrs Trip, Thanks 136 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:50,040 Speaker 1: Mrs Trip. Did you ever have the friends who's whose 137 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:54,760 Speaker 1: parents would get like too angry in front of company, 138 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,559 Speaker 1: like where they would like snap on their kids in 139 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:02,319 Speaker 1: front of you. Yeah, I've seen hor bull shit. I'm 140 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 1: not gonna name. I'm not gonna name names, but I've 141 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:07,319 Speaker 1: seen horrible ship. Don't name names, but at least give 142 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,559 Speaker 1: us their home phone numbers so we could call them. 143 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 1: But like remember, you'd be like you'd be like playing 144 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,839 Speaker 1: Nintendo and then like and then like from the other room, 145 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 1: it'd be like Brian German. It would always be all 146 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 1: three names, all three names, Brian, Evan Johnson, Brian Austin Green, 147 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:30,040 Speaker 1: Brian Austin Green, got Dammitt, Brian Austin Green, Linda Evan, 148 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:39,960 Speaker 1: trip Evan. The fun out name is Evan. Anyways, Oh 149 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,559 Speaker 1: my god, all you gotta do is name somebody with 150 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:47,599 Speaker 1: three names. That's the other name, but Evan, And I 151 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:53,559 Speaker 1: said John c Riley, Philip Seymour Hoffman like like like 152 00:09:54,400 --> 00:10:01,800 Speaker 1: the tide, Ebban flow, what's hand flow? Not Evan? Well 153 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:07,679 Speaker 1: we named our daughter after and we can't what with Evan? No, 154 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:13,080 Speaker 1: we're really outdoors around doorsy folks. What did you see? 155 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,880 Speaker 1: Or here? Yeah, what did you see? And what were 156 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:19,120 Speaker 1: their names in the address? And their address? I saw 157 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:25,439 Speaker 1: a like just kids getting their assess like punched and 158 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:30,440 Speaker 1: then like language that you're like, whoa little, that's how 159 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,199 Speaker 1: you talk to your kid. And they'd be like you 160 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,839 Speaker 1: got to go home, and you're like, yeah, dude. That 161 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,240 Speaker 1: was when ship got real. Was when the parents were 162 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,400 Speaker 1: you have to go home, Blake, you have to go home. Oh. 163 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,880 Speaker 1: My parents would kick my friends out all the time. Really. 164 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:47,160 Speaker 1: They come home and be like, I noticed the dishwashers unloaded, John, 165 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:51,880 Speaker 1: you're leaving, go home. That's a boss move. My mom 166 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:56,000 Speaker 1: would never do that constantly. Would never kick your friend now, no, 167 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,680 Speaker 1: be like Kyle, you have to leave. No, No, It'd 168 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:02,280 Speaker 1: be like she'd deal with it after. Yeah, I feel 169 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,240 Speaker 1: like my mom. Also. I think our moms are very similar. 170 00:11:05,559 --> 00:11:07,679 Speaker 1: I don't think our mom's ever got that mad. My 171 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:11,160 Speaker 1: mom would just be like, yeah, mine too. I don't 172 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 1: ever remember my mom. Her moms are very similar. They're 173 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,520 Speaker 1: very sweet too, like a fault, yeah, ever getting that mad. 174 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,599 Speaker 1: And then a couple of times she would and I 175 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 1: think I might have talked about this before, but what's new? 176 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:27,120 Speaker 1: But I remember my dad. She would like make sure 177 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,880 Speaker 1: like she wasn't a good disciplinarian. So then she'd have 178 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,559 Speaker 1: my dad try to discipline me when he would come 179 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,520 Speaker 1: home and you could tell he didn't want to do it, 180 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:43,560 Speaker 1: and it was like your parents are disciplinary. I remember 181 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,439 Speaker 1: my dad would change his voice. He would have his 182 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:49,079 Speaker 1: normal voice and the way he talks, and then it 183 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,120 Speaker 1: would be like you would hear him, I'm listing at 184 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,480 Speaker 1: the top of the stairs and you hear my mom 185 00:11:52,559 --> 00:11:54,760 Speaker 1: having this conversation, and then he would like drop his 186 00:11:54,920 --> 00:12:00,160 Speaker 1: voice and go at m yeah, get down here. And 187 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:04,520 Speaker 1: I'm like, this is fake are doing You're doing like 188 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:08,160 Speaker 1: a fake voice right now to scare me. It's not working. 189 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,960 Speaker 1: Are you standing behind this curtain like making the wheels 190 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 1: like this and doing the switch up and down. That's 191 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,480 Speaker 1: just snapping into the dad voice. How come dads get 192 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,280 Speaker 1: all this stuff? Dad's drank the dad voice like they 193 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,439 Speaker 1: got every what's the mom thing? Because because they have 194 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:24,400 Speaker 1: nothing else. Mom gets moms drank moms or moms because 195 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,400 Speaker 1: the kids actually love their mom's yeah, and the dads 196 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,960 Speaker 1: are just the guy that lives there with mom. Everything 197 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Speaker 1: in society has been created out of men's insecurity of 198 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:37,120 Speaker 1: not being loved by their children. It's like, bro, that's true, alright, Well, 199 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,480 Speaker 1: it's important. Moms have the baby. The baby feeds off 200 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:42,959 Speaker 1: of them, the baby goes to them, the kids love them, 201 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,679 Speaker 1: she's soft, and the dads just stand there. Dads are 202 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 1: like fine, funk am I doing here? You're just there 203 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,400 Speaker 1: to like live ship every once in a while and 204 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:53,000 Speaker 1: like reach reach some ship. I'm gonna go create something 205 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:56,800 Speaker 1: called the stock market and funk around with my homies 206 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,679 Speaker 1: all day and you'll love me then you love me. 207 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:05,199 Speaker 1: Writ Watch how much I can lift? That's something. It's 208 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,440 Speaker 1: called the Olympics. There's all sorts of naked guys running 209 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,760 Speaker 1: around and someday there's gonna be Uh, you can ski 210 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:15,480 Speaker 1: and shoot a gun and that's a thing. Fine, women 211 00:13:15,559 --> 00:13:20,719 Speaker 1: can do it now to fine. God damn it, we 212 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:25,000 Speaker 1: had this one thing, like I one announcement. Guys, chicks 213 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:28,079 Speaker 1: are here now. Yeah, but wait, I thought they were like, 214 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:32,680 Speaker 1: you know, they had baby. No, no, no, but get 215 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,079 Speaker 1: it's gonna be softball. It's not gonna be baseball. I'll 216 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:38,000 Speaker 1: give you that much. They're not playing with us. Wait, 217 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,960 Speaker 1: don't they understand we're super sad and created all this stuff, 218 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 1: because what the funk else are we gonna do? I 219 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,480 Speaker 1: don't know if they know or care, but they're into 220 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:49,440 Speaker 1: it and it's called softball. Look out. So yeah, I mean, 221 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:53,600 Speaker 1: this isn't part of me. I'm excited to have kids. Funny, yeah, man, 222 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,520 Speaker 1: So you your parents were all soft. My parents were 223 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,719 Speaker 1: pretty striking, pretty hard. But I know the moments when 224 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:03,040 Speaker 1: my kids are acting up, I get the spider sense 225 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,920 Speaker 1: where I'm like, this is where I would spank them. 226 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 1: This is the moment, this is it. Wow, dude, I 227 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 1: literally in my mind, I just go, well, you gotta 228 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:15,480 Speaker 1: hit him now? Yeah, I And I don't um, but 229 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,240 Speaker 1: there's like a ghost, a ghost vision that happens where 230 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,760 Speaker 1: I go you would have done that. They're like, oh, 231 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,800 Speaker 1: Dad's gonna go hit you. Just catch yourself taking your 232 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:26,840 Speaker 1: belt off, and you're like no, I look down and go, oh, 233 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,000 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, you're just holding a belt. 234 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,800 Speaker 1: I do this, And when the moment passed, I just 235 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:37,160 Speaker 1: like this and they know they know I just went 236 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,080 Speaker 1: to a place where I'm like, this is when I 237 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,360 Speaker 1: would light a match off your face. I throw a 238 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:47,560 Speaker 1: lip match at you. Do you have like a voice 239 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,520 Speaker 1: that you snapping? Because I think I'm not. I think 240 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,240 Speaker 1: I'll have the same effect on my kids that my 241 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,280 Speaker 1: dad had on me, where I was never that scared 242 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:58,200 Speaker 1: of him, Like if he he couldn't do a voice 243 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,240 Speaker 1: and scare me, one of my dad would get really 244 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,960 Speaker 1: really quiet. That's when I was scared of my dad. 245 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:08,240 Speaker 1: It's important. This is important, This is important. It is important. Yeah, 246 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,360 Speaker 1: I got I have a voice when like there's danger, right, 247 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 1: Like if they're swinging around something super sharp, I hit 248 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,480 Speaker 1: him with the fucking full throat and hey, cut it out, 249 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:22,840 Speaker 1: like stop. Sure, But when I'm like pissed or disappointed, 250 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,080 Speaker 1: I bring it. I bring it down and I'm just like, yeah, 251 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,400 Speaker 1: that that's the one that cuts deep. What are you doing? 252 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,000 Speaker 1: That's the psychological warfare? What do you do? You know? 253 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,600 Speaker 1: And I make them kind of stop and think about 254 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:39,480 Speaker 1: what's happening, um while pulling out toenails. Thank you, Hey, 255 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,360 Speaker 1: what are you doing? Crun? That's what I really wanted 256 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 1: to get to. I mean, you just gotta think about 257 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,280 Speaker 1: who you want to be when you grow up, Crunch. 258 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,800 Speaker 1: I guess it depends. Like I feel like we have 259 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,520 Speaker 1: good kids, so they have like good like you know, 260 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,720 Speaker 1: they they feel bad when they do bad things. But 261 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:59,120 Speaker 1: if we had like bad kids, what then you got 262 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,400 Speaker 1: to reach down into some ship man, Well, your your 263 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:06,680 Speaker 1: kids are probably bad because you made them that right 264 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:15,280 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, nature person nurturing part. We're back. We're bad also, 265 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,440 Speaker 1: like you never know, like if they go to school 266 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 1: and there's like this kid who is constantly wanting to 267 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,040 Speaker 1: cut up little animals. Yeah, he's your friends best he's 268 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:28,920 Speaker 1: your kid's best friend. And he's he's always like just 269 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,680 Speaker 1: pounding mountain dews. And they're like, this kid seems fun. Hey, 270 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:37,520 Speaker 1: you want to drink some bruiskies. Yeah, let's just bleed 271 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:44,320 Speaker 1: out this squirrel real quick. Oh my god, Hey did it. 272 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,560 Speaker 1: Let's happen. Let's see what happens when we cut the 273 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,440 Speaker 1: cat's tail off. And you're like, I don't think that's 274 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 1: a good idea. Did you guys ever have any friends 275 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 1: like that that was into Like I was thinking about 276 00:16:56,320 --> 00:17:00,520 Speaker 1: this recently. Uh, so we watched I grew up with 277 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,520 Speaker 1: a bunch of pussies who couldn't hang with that. None 278 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,679 Speaker 1: of my friends could hang No. I mean I never 279 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,520 Speaker 1: had a friend that was into like torturing small animals. 280 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,199 Speaker 1: But I feel like a lot of my friends were 281 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,800 Speaker 1: shooting birds with baby guns and ship like. We always 282 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,280 Speaker 1: we carried we were a little we had a little 283 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:20,920 Speaker 1: fucking military on our street, a little militia. We always 284 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Speaker 1: were packed. I carried a baby gun pistol in my 285 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,440 Speaker 1: waist pace and walked around a lot of times with 286 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,200 Speaker 1: a pellet gun with a scope park goddamn just walked 287 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,560 Speaker 1: around my neighborhood with it, and everybody was cool with Yeah. 288 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:48,040 Speaker 1: Everybody was sucking fine. That's the nineties, man, it was yeah, 289 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,639 Speaker 1: and they were. It was before they made them look fake, 290 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:54,840 Speaker 1: like they didn't have the orange dots right, they were 291 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,960 Speaker 1: fully black, not even an orange. Yeah, the reel are 292 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,520 Speaker 1: looking the better. You were like, yes, I remember you 293 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,480 Speaker 1: scrape it off if it had it. Yes, I remember sharping, 294 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:08,840 Speaker 1: specifically sharping in a way as a kid, sharpening knives, 295 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:14,360 Speaker 1: writing a kill list for sure, writing you can kill list. Yeah, 296 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,360 Speaker 1: And but I know, I don't think any of any 297 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,800 Speaker 1: of us were into. In fact, a couple of times 298 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,680 Speaker 1: we actually did shoot something. It was like it was 299 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:25,359 Speaker 1: a real bummer. Then we were like yeah, yeah, we're like, 300 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,280 Speaker 1: oh no, I remember somebody through. I was like, we 301 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:31,119 Speaker 1: were playing basketball across the street from my house, and 302 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,359 Speaker 1: uh on like at a school on a court, and 303 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,920 Speaker 1: like squirrels kept running they would like dart through the court, 304 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,879 Speaker 1: and uh we would stop the game and just like 305 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 1: throw the basketball at the squirrel as like part of 306 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,479 Speaker 1: the game. And then somebody showed up and they had 307 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,639 Speaker 1: a basketball like waiting for like the next game. And 308 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,920 Speaker 1: then they like threw a basketball at me because I 309 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 1: threw a basketball squirrel and there, I don't do that. 310 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:57,119 Speaker 1: And I was like, justice, You're like all right, I 311 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 1: want these guys like love squirrels. Just like he was 312 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,360 Speaker 1: be like, hey, you're fucking throwing the basketball at squirrels. 313 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,320 Speaker 1: What do you do? Why was that the same kid 314 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,879 Speaker 1: that was at the house where the parents were like angry. 315 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,119 Speaker 1: Was he like stopped picking on little guy because he 316 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:13,920 Speaker 1: saw himself? No, pretty normal kid. Probably actually really good parents. Yeah, 317 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,680 Speaker 1: really good parents taught him not to throw basketball. He's 318 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 1: not a podcast right now, and be like, yes, the 319 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:22,280 Speaker 1: craziest kid in my neighborhood used to throw basketballs at squirrels. Dude, 320 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:25,040 Speaker 1: I I mean I had like a war with the 321 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,280 Speaker 1: squirrels in my neighborhood. I'm thank you still convinced, thank you. 322 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,240 Speaker 1: I am fully their road would have been on the 323 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:36,320 Speaker 1: same team, because absolutely the squirrels. Forget that guy, come 324 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:40,280 Speaker 1: with me. I mean you like basket. This shoots little 325 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:44,640 Speaker 1: tiny basketball, not that guy. It's a little metal bas 326 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,399 Speaker 1: So it's just like you couldn't throw it by pulling 327 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:51,639 Speaker 1: this trigger. No, I remember one time specifically, I might 328 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,879 Speaker 1: have told this story, but I threw a walmut and 329 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,560 Speaker 1: it hit a squirrel and it was like, thank you. 330 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,159 Speaker 1: It hit the squirrel. It like hegged him, and the 331 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,320 Speaker 1: squirrel was like climbing up a tree away from me. 332 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,920 Speaker 1: I throw it at it, It hits, it turns, it 333 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,960 Speaker 1: looks at me, and it climbs down the tree and 334 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:13,240 Speaker 1: runs after me, and it chases me for well over 335 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:17,080 Speaker 1: a block. Girls are yeah, it's fucking like was trying 336 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,120 Speaker 1: to murder me. Dude, chase me down in an alleyway. 337 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,000 Speaker 1: I had to hop two fences in order to get 338 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,920 Speaker 1: back to safety, which was my parents backyard. Dude, that's 339 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,639 Speaker 1: like that fucking Did you ever see that video of 340 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:31,359 Speaker 1: that guy who like encountered like a mountain lion and 341 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:35,239 Speaker 1: it just it just kept walking like your whole thing 342 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,479 Speaker 1: is never turned your back on Is this a new 343 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:42,320 Speaker 1: video a few years old? I think no. He was. 344 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,360 Speaker 1: He had no weapons, no, and he was walking backwards 345 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:49,080 Speaker 1: the whole time, like yeah, because the whole thing is 346 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,879 Speaker 1: like never turned your back on a wild cat on 347 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 1: big cats. But he, like that mountain lion, just kept 348 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:01,160 Speaker 1: following him for so long, dude, so long, like kept 349 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,639 Speaker 1: walking like, I don't know, you said a squirrel got 350 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,879 Speaker 1: two blocks? You know you do you stick your arm 351 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,480 Speaker 1: all the way down to it throw you grab on? 352 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:14,320 Speaker 1: Who taught you that? That very it truly chased me 353 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,800 Speaker 1: for like a block and ass, So I get I 354 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,000 Speaker 1: get dirts ward to throw this basketball at this Like 355 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,080 Speaker 1: did you see the bear? I know you saw it 356 00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:24,159 Speaker 1: because Blake said in our group chat the bear that 357 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:30,159 Speaker 1: attacked the mountain climber, dude, insane ship was so it 358 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 1: was like GoPro footage or something, but it was like 359 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,440 Speaker 1: it kind of looked like a smaller bear but still 360 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:40,040 Speaker 1: could fuck you up, dude, a small bear, but like 361 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: two d and thirty pounds maybe yeah, yeah, you know, 362 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,120 Speaker 1: like a big ass. That's like a if a two 363 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,440 Speaker 1: pound man, that's a big man. Muscle is swinging on you. Yeah, 364 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,680 Speaker 1: you're fucked. Who's on like a fish only diet who's 365 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:02,560 Speaker 1: who has like a crazy long claw? Yeah, has five 366 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,840 Speaker 1: nins in each hands like basically all muscle, and he's starting, 367 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:11,040 Speaker 1: he's well rested. He hibernates and saves strength just to 368 00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:14,760 Speaker 1: attack and this. Yeah, and he's a man like that. Yeah, 369 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 1: he's unmanicured, like a lot of hair. If this man 370 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,480 Speaker 1: is sort of sprint up and down mountain sides while 371 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,359 Speaker 1: you're it's just a man who doesn't isn't able to 372 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,720 Speaker 1: do that just hanging onto the side, you'd be fucked, dude, 373 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,720 Speaker 1: you would. But this guy wasn't. He survived the attack. 374 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,199 Speaker 1: He like kicked it in the fucking head and ship right, 375 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,800 Speaker 1: well didn't you. I couldn't tell. I thought he just 376 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,600 Speaker 1: kind of was like, get out here, get out of here. 377 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,480 Speaker 1: It's like I had to do it. He did not want. 378 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,280 Speaker 1: And then it like shoots off the hill and he 379 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,280 Speaker 1: like it comes back up and he kicks. Oh no, 380 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,600 Speaker 1: he didn't shoot off the hill. He kicked it off 381 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,359 Speaker 1: the hill. No, it starts No, it's no, no, it 382 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 1: overshoots him and falls down. It overshoots him. He like 383 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,240 Speaker 1: kind of moves out of the way, and it's like 384 00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:01,320 Speaker 1: you see his mouth like pass his mouth and uh 385 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,119 Speaker 1: missed him by just a fruit fruit by the foot 386 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:11,919 Speaker 1: and he pulls that's some that's Adam's unit of measuring 387 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,560 Speaker 1: officer foot closer. I could have died. I swear to god, 388 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,040 Speaker 1: he was about three fruit by the foot's away. Okay, 389 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:28,520 Speaker 1: all right, and two gushers. He was five shark bite 390 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,200 Speaker 1: gus he's five shark bites away from me. I almost 391 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,000 Speaker 1: had five sharp bites in me, but he was a 392 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,480 Speaker 1: fruit by the foot away. And if he got me 393 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,399 Speaker 1: out in gushing or gushing blood, I definitely would a 394 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:45,800 Speaker 1: big gushert some Teddy bears. Oh Teddy grams, Teddy grams 395 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,800 Speaker 1: right here. So he he searts to run back up 396 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,760 Speaker 1: the mountain and then he punches him at first, which 397 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:57,359 Speaker 1: was the bad plan he because he hits it once 398 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 1: and then swings again and just hits the rock twice 399 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,520 Speaker 1: with his hand. I'm like, probably that's probably the worst 400 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,520 Speaker 1: injury this fucking guy got, was just breaking his hand 401 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:10,000 Speaker 1: on the side of the cliff. And then it comes 402 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,040 Speaker 1: up two more times and he kicks him in the head, 403 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,200 Speaker 1: and then he gets to safety and then he's like, 404 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:19,000 Speaker 1: after it overshoots, you're saying he punches down twice, yes, 405 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 1: and then it starts to get good to him and 406 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,200 Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, he's in he's past dat octave and 407 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:31,040 Speaker 1: into survival octave, where he's just like, dude, that it was. 408 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,440 Speaker 1: It wasn't like it didn't even I mean, maybe I'm 409 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:37,200 Speaker 1: wrong upon the rewatch, but from what I can remember, 410 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,720 Speaker 1: it was it didn't even sound like a human. It 411 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:48,400 Speaker 1: didn't sound like like, oh no, it was like yeah, 412 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:55,280 Speaker 1: you're yeah, dude. The last thing you're thinking is like, oh, 413 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,359 Speaker 1: I'm gonna sound really dumb on this. Go bro, the 414 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: footage is unusable. You gotta do cool like not today 415 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:07,760 Speaker 1: bit yeah, uh homi, don't play this fucking suck this 416 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,560 Speaker 1: and you've never said those things in your life. Yeah, no, 417 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,160 Speaker 1: that's actually worse. They're like did you see the video? 418 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:18,440 Speaker 1: And then Adams like, uh, like what are you doing? 419 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,240 Speaker 1: He went all in living color slogan what are you? 420 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:29,040 Speaker 1: It ain't like that? What are you even doing? If 421 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:35,520 Speaker 1: he did, he kept saying three hundred thousand, he just 422 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:42,240 Speaker 1: went no limit soldier. Sorry, dude, when the bear attacks, 423 00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:46,119 Speaker 1: you never know, you never I mean that is a 424 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,800 Speaker 1: really good point. If you are getting attacked by an 425 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:53,639 Speaker 1: animal and you are currently go prowing, you have to 426 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:58,399 Speaker 1: do cool stuff at least try to sound cool, so 427 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,840 Speaker 1: even if you die, at least the footage will live 428 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,679 Speaker 1: on forever. Do You'll go viral? You'll go viral. Finally, 429 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,879 Speaker 1: do you want this? You want this? Dick? There so 430 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,160 Speaker 1: everyone's like, we don't know what happened before this footage 431 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:17,080 Speaker 1: started filming. It goes to scratch you and you're like, oh, 432 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,160 Speaker 1: it just got the tip of my twelve inch dick. 433 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,560 Speaker 1: Oh shoot, oh shoot, oh god. Yeah it clocks. It 434 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:26,120 Speaker 1: clocks your ankle, like like your area, and you're like, oh, 435 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,720 Speaker 1: do you think right where my dickens? Do you think 436 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,000 Speaker 1: you can make a bear laugh? Like how in King 437 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,600 Speaker 1: Kong she starts like juggling and falling or whatever, and 438 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,800 Speaker 1: then King Kong starts laughing. Do you think you can 439 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,680 Speaker 1: start being like doing like physical stuff and the bears 440 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,439 Speaker 1: like you're like eating little bugs off yourself or something, 441 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,639 Speaker 1: and the bears right right, you start like shaking your 442 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,320 Speaker 1: nipples and the bears like, okay, well what's going on here? 443 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,880 Speaker 1: I would try that at the zoo before you try 444 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,880 Speaker 1: that in the wild during an attack. And that's hey, 445 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,520 Speaker 1: that's the difference between us. It doesn't end at the pill. 446 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:03,320 Speaker 1: You can start at the bear's penis what's the bears 447 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,879 Speaker 1: dick look like? Great questions? So I feel probably like 448 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,399 Speaker 1: a good spike. Isn't there a museum of dicks in 449 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,800 Speaker 1: Hollywood or something where they have like all the dicks 450 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,560 Speaker 1: in a jar, Holly would I think that's something only 451 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,720 Speaker 1: you were invited to, Holly weird? Am I right? You 452 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,879 Speaker 1: guys didn't get that invited the whole land of fruits 453 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,200 Speaker 1: and nuts, like my dad and uncle said when I 454 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,359 Speaker 1: moved there. Maybe at Ripley's, believe it or not. I 455 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,400 Speaker 1: don't know a museum of dicks. No, there's a place 456 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,280 Speaker 1: where they have all the penises of every like animal. 457 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:39,640 Speaker 1: They're in jars. That's Michael Douglas's house ship. I don't 458 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,520 Speaker 1: even remember what we talked about last week. Wow, um, 459 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,760 Speaker 1: now I take it back. I'm looking at bears penises 460 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,320 Speaker 1: right now. They're we're not that not that cool. Yeah, 461 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,480 Speaker 1: they're like coiled or something. Is there another animal that 462 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,440 Speaker 1: has a better dick than humans? Yes? Yeah, I think 463 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,000 Speaker 1: animals as far as dicks go, they we've got, Well, 464 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,840 Speaker 1: horses had fucking the coolest cocks. Those things are so 465 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,199 Speaker 1: cool that I don't know. I don't like how they 466 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,359 Speaker 1: kind of have their own like minds, like they little 467 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,920 Speaker 1: they really wag, Yeah they do. You are kind of 468 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,600 Speaker 1: right there, like it's sort of like a tongue. It's 469 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,320 Speaker 1: almost like their dicks are sort of like tongues like 470 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:19,760 Speaker 1: a tentacle. Bro Horses, horses can't fuck Bro, all mammals can. 471 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:24,040 Speaker 1: They got big as dicks and they no man, but 472 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,359 Speaker 1: they got they got the length, and they got the 473 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,879 Speaker 1: motion of the ocean like they're dicking, like got a 474 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,320 Speaker 1: mind of its own. Dude, Well, no, I see what 475 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,240 Speaker 1: you're saying. I think cool, but it is weird. It's 476 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,800 Speaker 1: cool and weird. I agree with both of things. It's 477 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,400 Speaker 1: just it's like any they like it, sniffs around, it's 478 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,280 Speaker 1: got its own kind of like wrong with their dicks 479 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,600 Speaker 1: because I'm currently looking at baar dicks. What they don't 480 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:50,280 Speaker 1: They're not proportionate at least horses Horses dicks are almost 481 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:54,280 Speaker 1: too big. Huge, they're almost too big Bear spences, it 482 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,720 Speaker 1: looks like, buddy, you're eight hundred pounds and you're packing 483 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,120 Speaker 1: that Like that's not Yeah, but you know what, wait, 484 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,600 Speaker 1: what is this? As long as the bears vagina is 485 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,200 Speaker 1: for reproduction, right, Like, so maybe the bear of vagina 486 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:10,200 Speaker 1: is very sh Bears have the most shallow vaginas of 487 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,040 Speaker 1: any animal in the animal kingdom? Is that what you're saying. 488 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,960 Speaker 1: You're blaming the female bear for the male for the 489 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:22,040 Speaker 1: bears dick size favorite moment and whatever the fucking what's 490 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 1: that movie? Supertroopers bear fuckers? Like fucking the bear? Um, 491 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,560 Speaker 1: do you know, just offhand, do you know the animal? 492 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,400 Speaker 1: Do you know the animal that has the biggest dick 493 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,200 Speaker 1: proportionately to their body? Because a horse has a pretty 494 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,719 Speaker 1: big I know, the biggest nuts. I think it's all right, 495 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,960 Speaker 1: Or it's a rat right proportionate to their body would 496 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,720 Speaker 1: have to be like an elephant. Does an elephant have 497 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,800 Speaker 1: like an extra trunk? No? I thought's a rat? A 498 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,000 Speaker 1: rat the size of rats nuts? Do we need to 499 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,160 Speaker 1: repeat the question. I mean, I guess so relative to 500 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,240 Speaker 1: its size. He's saying, yes, like the size of the animal, 501 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:04,920 Speaker 1: but like the dick is so it's crazy. No, But 502 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,560 Speaker 1: I don't know. I got you want enough. I thought 503 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,800 Speaker 1: you were asking because you had the fact. I thought 504 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,720 Speaker 1: you were looking it up. No, I know it. No, 505 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,719 Speaker 1: I know it. I know it. Don't say you it's me, bro, 506 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:24,240 Speaker 1: it's a barnacle. What's a barnacle, dude? Fuck, it's a barnacle, dude, 507 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,520 Speaker 1: I almost a barnacle. And you didn't give me enough time. 508 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,960 Speaker 1: I didn't give us time to say a barnacle it's 509 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,920 Speaker 1: a barnacle. Barnacles dicks are like ten times the size 510 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,320 Speaker 1: of that. We gotta start saying. They sound like a barnacle. 511 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,760 Speaker 1: You hung like a barnacle that we're talking about real animals, 512 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:46,560 Speaker 1: not a fucking crustaceans. They are part of the animal kingdom. 513 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,640 Speaker 1: A barnacle. Yes, a barnacle, a living barnacle. They're like 514 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,160 Speaker 1: clams basically. Dude, I feel like Adam knows what a 515 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:56,960 Speaker 1: barnacle is. You know what? Also, flowers, Flowers are living things, Adam, 516 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Barnacles are not plants. Barnacles are, Yeah, 517 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 1: but they might as well be. I'm talking about an 518 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:09,280 Speaker 1: actual mammal. Dude, mammal. Wait, oh no, I said animal 519 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,840 Speaker 1: animal kingdom of barnacle is an animal. But to Adam's point, 520 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,960 Speaker 1: nobody at home cares about a barnacle, now, okay, cool, 521 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,160 Speaker 1: interest You wouldn't until they make until they make that 522 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,239 Speaker 1: SpongeBob SquarePants episode where they meet the barnacle and now 523 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:27,360 Speaker 1: you're sucking in bro Okay, yeah, that's true. They are 524 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:31,200 Speaker 1: rated SpongeBob. This dude's got it. Barnacle dicks are that 525 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,760 Speaker 1: big though, that you guys should care. Okay, now look 526 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,800 Speaker 1: up mammal place so that like people can go all right. 527 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,120 Speaker 1: This guy doesn't know the difference between poll a hole 528 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,960 Speaker 1: and Linda trip, but he knows exactly the size of 529 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:56,000 Speaker 1: barnacle cox adam up. Mammal with the biggest penis is 530 00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,240 Speaker 1: a blue whale, but in proportion with biggest what is 531 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:07,200 Speaker 1: my searching relative biggest penis relative relative mammal biggest penis 532 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:12,160 Speaker 1: on their relatives, because penis relative to it's like relatives. 533 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:17,480 Speaker 1: Giant mammel. The mamle with the largest penis to body size, 534 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:23,320 Speaker 1: we have it. It's the Fosa crypto procta fair rocks. 535 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 1: It's a puma. Was just going to say that it's 536 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:31,520 Speaker 1: a puma from Madagascar. Oh boy, dog, And you should 537 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,960 Speaker 1: have said that, because then we all would have been stoked. 538 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,960 Speaker 1: You said barnacle, and no one gave a ship. You 539 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,160 Speaker 1: didn't because you think barnacles are plants and they're not. 540 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,720 Speaker 1: They are animals. I know they're not plants, dude, But 541 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,680 Speaker 1: they're just a fucking thing on the side of a 542 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,440 Speaker 1: rock when you're scuba dive. To you, but you don't 543 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,440 Speaker 1: watch them at night when they're fucking each other with 544 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:54,120 Speaker 1: their big gas and each other's. Dude, that's true. I 545 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,000 Speaker 1: guess I didn't get really into that, like like you 546 00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:02,000 Speaker 1: did over the pandemic barnacles. Fuck there time laps footage 547 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,160 Speaker 1: of barticles jamming. I bet, of course, just time laps 548 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,040 Speaker 1: of everything. Well, Blake, look it up and show it 549 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,320 Speaker 1: to us. That I don't know. And by the way, 550 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,320 Speaker 1: what's like, what's the street name of this puma? Not 551 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,360 Speaker 1: the fucking scientific name, um the fucking genus supremus. What 552 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:21,200 Speaker 1: would give me the puma resembling carnivore? This is like 553 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:25,240 Speaker 1: not giving me tad is saying fausa fausa. Yeah, a 554 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,040 Speaker 1: fassa f o s s a a fassa? Was that 555 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,920 Speaker 1: so hard or a fair rox? Oh? Well, yeah, it 556 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,120 Speaker 1: looks like a fucking ferret. Doesn't want to see the 557 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,760 Speaker 1: fossa That does not look like a puma. Oh, it's 558 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,120 Speaker 1: related to a puma, but it's a ferret. Yeah, whoa. 559 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,440 Speaker 1: This thing looks like it has a big dick like 560 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,840 Speaker 1: look at its eyes. And the people also ask is 561 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,840 Speaker 1: a faussa a cat or a dog? It's bro it's not. 562 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,560 Speaker 1: It's got a big hog and it's just got a huge, 563 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,600 Speaker 1: big old swanger dude, it ain't a cat and a dog. 564 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:59,400 Speaker 1: It's a hog. Honestly, it's it is it's Are you 565 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,320 Speaker 1: looking at this one picture? Yeah? Look at it like 566 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,880 Speaker 1: a yellow ass. It looks like it's trying to fuck. 567 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,279 Speaker 1: Every picture is like like you know this one where 568 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,200 Speaker 1: these two guys are on a tree just kicking it 569 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,080 Speaker 1: looking for some girls. Dude, they like over the shoulder, 570 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,719 Speaker 1: just like looking back, like, wait, what are you talking 571 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,239 Speaker 1: to me? Can you buy these? I hope? So these 572 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,600 Speaker 1: are fucking cool. They are. I love this face. If 573 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,399 Speaker 1: you had one of these at the crib, they are 574 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,520 Speaker 1: very cool. And also you are absolutely right and saying 575 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:33,120 Speaker 1: they all look like they're really throwing out mad right. Yeah. 576 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:36,360 Speaker 1: Their eyes are like yeah, like they might have popped 577 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,439 Speaker 1: a molly. I don't know, but they are ready there, 578 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:44,040 Speaker 1: come hither motion. They got a slender face. Can't tell 579 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,160 Speaker 1: if it's a cat or a dog. Everything wants to 580 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:52,200 Speaker 1: suck this bro fawsome, damn man, it makes sense. Well, 581 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,080 Speaker 1: thank God, thank god. They didn't give that. Thank God, God, 582 00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,680 Speaker 1: thank God and all of the Lord's infinite wisdom. He 583 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:05,240 Speaker 1: didn't give the giant the biggest cock to a fucking barnacle. 584 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,880 Speaker 1: He gave it to this super sexy cat dog. He 585 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,880 Speaker 1: did give it to the barnacle, but mammal what you 586 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:14,920 Speaker 1: guys google images the FSA penis, no fasa penis. I 587 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,839 Speaker 1: would say it would have been pretty cool if it's 588 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,439 Speaker 1: kind of scary looking. It's not like a nice nice 589 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,120 Speaker 1: it's not okay. It kind of looks like alien when like, 590 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,800 Speaker 1: you know, when alien opens its mouth and then another 591 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,520 Speaker 1: little alien comes out. It kind of looks like that, 592 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:37,239 Speaker 1: Oh you mean uncircumcised people. Um, it's also barbed. That's 593 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,560 Speaker 1: that's a whole that's a whole thing. That's a whole 594 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,719 Speaker 1: another can of worms. I don't like what's popping up 595 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,000 Speaker 1: now in my like related images. I gotta go look 596 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,279 Speaker 1: at this. What is this dick? Who's dick? Is this? 597 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,440 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, why is this dick? Bloody? That's a 598 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,799 Speaker 1: goat dick? Uh man? I know that was the last 599 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,160 Speaker 1: podcast we were talking about Michael Douglas. Yeah, we're just 600 00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,440 Speaker 1: saying Michael Douglas talking about his cock and stuff. I'm 601 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,080 Speaker 1: looking at a goats dick right now, and then it's small. 602 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,560 Speaker 1: What are you guys dressing up for Zaloween? Only way 603 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,440 Speaker 1: over bro? No, I was just kidding. I meant, what 604 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:19,759 Speaker 1: do you guys dressed up as beetle juice? Nice? I 605 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,239 Speaker 1: have a wedding to go to on Halloween, so I 606 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,719 Speaker 1: won't get to. Uh. I'm not as we're doing any 607 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,120 Speaker 1: any dress ups I did. I just uh. We hadn't 608 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,840 Speaker 1: talked about this on the podcast yet, but Chloe and 609 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,680 Speaker 1: I did do our hot air balloons, and there was 610 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,920 Speaker 1: for our anniversary. There was three hot air balloons that 611 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,920 Speaker 1: went up, two of them landing, two landed safely on 612 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,920 Speaker 1: the ground. I was in one of them. One of 613 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,640 Speaker 1: them got off course, landed in trees, landed on a 614 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,279 Speaker 1: bunch of trees. Sus fucking crazy with that? Is that known? 615 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,680 Speaker 1: When you get into it, they're like, okay, so obviously 616 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,759 Speaker 1: you're in a hot air balloon. We don't know where 617 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,440 Speaker 1: the funk we're landing. I mean, they don't like to 618 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,560 Speaker 1: give you a breakdown like that now. I mean they 619 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,480 Speaker 1: have to train you to be like when it happens, 620 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,719 Speaker 1: fucking buckle in or whatever. They absolutely do not want 621 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,000 Speaker 1: two times I've done it, Well, then what do you do? Well? 622 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,920 Speaker 1: You don't do anything. You hang on, You're just in 623 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,239 Speaker 1: the basket, Like there's nothing you can't do. They don't 624 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,480 Speaker 1: tell you to like sit down cross legged in the 625 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,359 Speaker 1: bottom of the basket or some ship to like, yeah, 626 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,680 Speaker 1: isn't there anything They do not tell you any of that. 627 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,320 Speaker 1: Are there helmets? I'm sure, No, there's no helmets, But 628 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,440 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like a bag of helmets where it's like, hey, 629 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,760 Speaker 1: we're about to crash, put this on. There's no bags 630 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:29,799 Speaker 1: in this basket's just you. There's no extra helmet bag. 631 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,759 Speaker 1: I'm gonna start hot air balloon helmets. What about like 632 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,080 Speaker 1: a parachute? What about like, is there any form a 633 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:42,160 Speaker 1: hang glider blake? You're in a parachute, you're currently balloon 634 00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,240 Speaker 1: floating the same thing, but they sit it down gently. 635 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,200 Speaker 1: It's not like they crashed into this tree. They like 636 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,600 Speaker 1: sat it into this tree. Where the what if you did? 637 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,840 Speaker 1: What if the yeah, what if the basket starts to 638 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,319 Speaker 1: tip and then you're well, sure and there's a bunch 639 00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:00,080 Speaker 1: of fasces they're looking to what if you fucking in 640 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:05,680 Speaker 1: treat full of fossas? Hey, I'm with you, my god, 641 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,120 Speaker 1: I guess Chloe and I are are wild bad boys 642 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:13,160 Speaker 1: and girls. Yeah, for sure, you're like we're wild, We're 643 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,600 Speaker 1: that crazy couple that goes hot air balloon. You're like 644 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:19,120 Speaker 1: a biker gang adrenaline seekerts. You're like a hot air 645 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,200 Speaker 1: balloon biker gang. Dude, it's sick you start ship with 646 00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,759 Speaker 1: other hot air balloons, like steer next to him and 647 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:31,919 Speaker 1: be like, fuck you Jesus just starting beach. That being said, 648 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:37,000 Speaker 1: it is exhilarating. Couple wanted to go for it is cool, dude, 649 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,440 Speaker 1: you should do it. It's fun. It's super fun. Yeah, 650 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,480 Speaker 1: it's really cool. And then also he gave us the 651 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:48,000 Speaker 1: whole spiel that hot air balloons were invented in France 652 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,160 Speaker 1: and that we have to drink champagne afterwards. But this 653 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,640 Speaker 1: guy was partying. Man. He was like he had like 654 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,240 Speaker 1: eight bottles. There was like twelve people I think total, 655 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,680 Speaker 1: and he had eight bottles of champagne. He's like, we 656 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,439 Speaker 1: got to finish all the bottles before we can leave, 657 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,200 Speaker 1: and we're like, Jesus Christ. He's lighting cigarettes off the 658 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,880 Speaker 1: fucking He's like, here's the deal, you have to drink 659 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,640 Speaker 1: champagne on hot air I just so happened to have 660 00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:15,200 Speaker 1: a keg of the Champagne of beers. So poor brother. 661 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,239 Speaker 1: We got Miller High Life on. Actually it was it 662 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,279 Speaker 1: was after we landed that we did all that. But 663 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,320 Speaker 1: can you grab another bottle of champagne out of the 664 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:27,640 Speaker 1: helmet basket? Damn, So we had a bottle of champagne 665 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,359 Speaker 1: in the basket. It was it was it was dope. Yeah, 666 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,480 Speaker 1: that's cool. And this is in South Carolina, whereas this 667 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:38,520 Speaker 1: was in Asheville, North Carolina. Beautiful Blue Ridge mountains. Uh, 668 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,440 Speaker 1: it's very pretty. And that's also why it's kind of 669 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,080 Speaker 1: a like Albuquerque is a great place to hot air balloon. 670 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,320 Speaker 1: That's where most of the hot air balloon mean in 671 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,120 Speaker 1: the country is down there. That's the puzzle. I've done 672 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,480 Speaker 1: that Kodak puzzle with all the hot air balloons. Yeah, 673 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,440 Speaker 1: because there's no you can land anywhere. It's the desert. 674 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,040 Speaker 1: These these people got off course and just landed in 675 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,480 Speaker 1: the fucking in a pine tree. You know, they just 676 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,160 Speaker 1: landed in the woods. I mean, I guess you get 677 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,839 Speaker 1: a story. I wish I landed in the tree, dude, 678 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,800 Speaker 1: Nah man, trust me, you don't want to do that 679 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:13,239 Speaker 1: because because you know that tree, trust the fossils hell 680 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:17,399 Speaker 1: of fox bush, of Foss's order the bear. I don't 681 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,080 Speaker 1: know what North Carolina has in the trees, but it's 682 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:24,200 Speaker 1: probably dangerous, dangerous as hill Na Blake. You finally watched 683 00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,400 Speaker 1: Prey the Predators equal, I have not watched it. Oh 684 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:32,560 Speaker 1: my god, watch it. It's I wouldn't say it's really good, 685 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,360 Speaker 1: but it's good. Is it a series or a movie? 686 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,319 Speaker 1: It's a movie. It's one movie. Okay, yeah, that's doable. Yeah, 687 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,760 Speaker 1: I should not get it's fucking cool. They took Predator. 688 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,919 Speaker 1: They put it in this other world, like the other world, 689 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,759 Speaker 1: but like it's early it's like Native American style. Yeah, 690 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:51,840 Speaker 1: that's such a good ideas and there's a cool No, 691 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,400 Speaker 1: that's just cool man. They they finally nailed something. I 692 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,919 Speaker 1: like that. You're not a guy. You know. What I'm 693 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,400 Speaker 1: liking is, uh The Rings of Power. But I was 694 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,600 Speaker 1: always really Lord of the Rings guy. I fucking always 695 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,640 Speaker 1: kind of weirdly geeked out on that stuff. I hear. 696 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,879 Speaker 1: It's really good. It is good. If you liked Lord 697 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,000 Speaker 1: of the Rings, it's really really good. Are you working 698 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,360 Speaker 1: with him more than the um The Game of Thrones 699 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,279 Speaker 1: One House of Dragons, Yes, you are, in fact, by 700 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:25,520 Speaker 1: a long Really, that is a little more fun. It 701 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,520 Speaker 1: was a little more It was like a little brighter, 702 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,640 Speaker 1: a little more magical. You could see the people like 703 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:34,400 Speaker 1: the world seemed bigger, like the few episodes of the 704 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,680 Speaker 1: House of Dragons I saw. It was just like funck Fest. 705 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,239 Speaker 1: It was just too much of a fun fest and 706 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:48,400 Speaker 1: not for you. No, I just it just wasn't as 707 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,319 Speaker 1: fun like Rings of Power was a was a more 708 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:56,960 Speaker 1: fun show man. That's a what a lighthearted romp that? 709 00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:00,839 Speaker 1: But does anybody party? I'll drink to that at Well? Wait, 710 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,359 Speaker 1: you you guys watch the rehearsal. I mean, these are 711 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,400 Speaker 1: shows that have aired weeks ago, but the rehearsal was 712 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,200 Speaker 1: just well, who knows when people watch any of these things? 713 00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,399 Speaker 1: They're all streaming. We watched our own lecture. I'll tell 714 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,080 Speaker 1: you who knows. The companies know. They won't tell us. Yea, 715 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:21,759 Speaker 1: but flowers to the rehearsal and to Nacrifielder. Yes, just 716 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,560 Speaker 1: operates on another level. I was texting Black, I'm like, 717 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:29,040 Speaker 1: this is a whole new genre of comedy. By going like, 718 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,160 Speaker 1: why would I write something when I can find people 719 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,640 Speaker 1: and you and manipulate them in ways that like you 720 00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,200 Speaker 1: make discoveries that you just can't By being like it 721 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:44,120 Speaker 1: would be a funny situation here comedically, Yeah, fucking disaster. 722 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:51,560 Speaker 1: My god, we should quit any Uh, Sarah worked on 723 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:57,200 Speaker 1: his show, right, Yeah, because Sarah's husband Dave is um. Yeah, 724 00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,680 Speaker 1: so we kind of had the inside track on like 725 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,600 Speaker 1: how Nathan Fielder does it. But I remember when she 726 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,080 Speaker 1: like told me how he does. I don't know spoilers 727 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:10,919 Speaker 1: I forgot, but it's pretty real. It's just that show. 728 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,120 Speaker 1: They must like. I think they go like because the 729 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,440 Speaker 1: ship just just seems so organic, like it all seems 730 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,719 Speaker 1: like it's folding in on itself. It's really a trip, man, 731 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:26,800 Speaker 1: It's a fucking trip. Linda tripar I. Admittedly, I'm sorry 732 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,480 Speaker 1: I spent too much time watching Rings of Power. I 733 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:34,239 Speaker 1: didn't watch the rehearsal. I think I saw one episode yourself. Yeah, 734 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:38,120 Speaker 1: it'll just what, Hey, your appetite for comedy, it's gonna satiated. 735 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:42,560 Speaker 1: You're gonna enjoy it. Yeah, it fool man is funny. 736 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,799 Speaker 1: It just hits you in a whole different way where 737 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,520 Speaker 1: you're like, fuck, this is crazy. Yeah, it's on some weird, weird, 738 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:56,160 Speaker 1: weird ship. Any takeaways, give back to apologies, give back 739 00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,279 Speaker 1: to you guys. You know, I feel like I've taken 740 00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,520 Speaker 1: so much give back to the community and so much 741 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,319 Speaker 1: I've written your coat tails, so I want to give 742 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:10,279 Speaker 1: back of never never would. But you'll see, you'll see. 743 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,839 Speaker 1: I mean I want to take back calling pollicle Linda trip. 744 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,480 Speaker 1: I don't know where that came from, deep recess. I'll 745 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,560 Speaker 1: text you guys all in a couple of days. No, no, no, 746 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,920 Speaker 1: no no. I would like to give you flowers for 747 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,520 Speaker 1: doing that, because it really started the podcast off strong, 748 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:28,800 Speaker 1: confusing strong. See, it's always nice to put your foot 749 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,000 Speaker 1: in your mouth and within the first few minutes of 750 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:34,400 Speaker 1: the podcast, because then that's that's gold right there. So 751 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,400 Speaker 1: thank you for that. You gave us gold. Um, and 752 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,480 Speaker 1: maybe you want to apologize for calling barnacles plants because 753 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,880 Speaker 1: that's pretty weird that you thought they weren't animals. I 754 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,439 Speaker 1: didn't really, I didn't say that. You know, he said 755 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,719 Speaker 1: at barnacle might as well be a flower. Well, sure, 756 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,239 Speaker 1: what that's different because it's not like an animal that 757 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:59,440 Speaker 1: is walking around. It's more it's more similar to a 758 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,240 Speaker 1: play that is just planted right there, that does nothing 759 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,880 Speaker 1: that you can't pet. How big is a sunflowers? Dick? Okay, 760 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,920 Speaker 1: you know, like I'm not here to referee, but You're 761 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:18,359 Speaker 1: a fucking disaster, my guy. It's not true. No, that's 762 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,120 Speaker 1: not true. I don't want to ref but like, shut 763 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,640 Speaker 1: the fun up, dude. He called it a plan. Why 764 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,520 Speaker 1: why are you standing up for barnacles so much? Okay, 765 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:33,279 Speaker 1: fucking disaster, my guys. Dude, dicks are huge. Okay, wait, 766 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:40,000 Speaker 1: you know what's fair enough? I'm stand adam us, he answered, 767 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:50,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna stand up for anything with a huge dick. Bro, alright, 768 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,120 Speaker 1: those are my Olympics. I'm glad you finally said it. Okay, 769 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,160 Speaker 1: because for a while I didn't know what you're talking. 770 00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:59,400 Speaker 1: If you got a huge dick, I'm falling in line. Bro, 771 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:04,279 Speaker 1: all is right with the world. If you got a 772 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:09,480 Speaker 1: huge I'm falling in life. And that's another episode of 773 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:19,480 Speaker 1: this is the Aruga. Lord, how are y'all doing? T 774 00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:26,880 Speaker 1: I I mention God leave him morning less.