1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 1: Another Jubel. Hello, Hey is this Todd Oh yes speaking. 2 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: My name is Steve. I'll be your masseuse tomorrow. I'm 3 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:19,799 Speaker 1: just calling to confirm your appointment. Uh you wait, Um, 4 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: you're the masseuse for tomorrow or are you calling from 5 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 1: the masseuse place? I am your masseuse tomorrow. Nice to 6 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: meet you. Uh yeah, I think there's a it might 7 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: have been a mix up or something because UM actually 8 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 1: got this uh massage for my birthday for my wife 9 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: and she said, um, that there was going to be 10 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 1: a woman that was going to be the masseuse. Okay, 11 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: so he never had a guy giving a massage before. 12 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 1: It is that the issue? To be honest, I'm not 13 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: really a massage a person, all right, So you and 14 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 1: but it was supposed to be a woman. You're what 15 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: we call in the business a dude virgin. Huh. I 16 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: never had a dude lay hands on you. Makes you nervous. Uh, 17 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 1: It's just not something I'm into in general. Um, you know, 18 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,760 Speaker 1: men can be better at massages because we got those 19 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,800 Speaker 1: stronger hands. I can really get in there and loosen 20 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:17,199 Speaker 1: you up. Yeah. Well I mean that's that's I'm sure. 21 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 1: But I just would prefer a woman. You sound like 22 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 1: you're nervous maybe about having a man rub you down 23 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:26,200 Speaker 1: because I rub you down down? Yeah, yeah, I am, 24 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 1: I'm in I'm not into that. So so you don't 25 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: want me to rub you down? I told you many 26 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,399 Speaker 1: times I want a woman to do it. You want 27 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:37,040 Speaker 1: to put on a dress, then what did you want 28 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,920 Speaker 1: me to put on a dress? Because I can do 29 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,319 Speaker 1: that for you, can do whatever you want. But I 30 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 1: know I listen, I don't. Can I be any clear 31 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: with you? I want a female, Yeah, actual female, not 32 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: you in address? Oh okay, because I'm trying to help 33 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 1: you out here. Hey, I've had some clients who didn't 34 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: want a man a massage them, so I dressed up 35 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: as a woman worked out for him. I can be 36 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: that fine for them, but it's not fine for me. 37 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 1: Do you understand? Okay? So would you please get something 38 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 1: on the line to woman that can massage me tomorrow 39 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: because I'm not interested in you having you doing all right? 40 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: I can get Susan on the phone for I think 41 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: she has an opening tomorrow. Is that okay? Fine? All right? 42 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 1: Hang on a second for me, Susan. Yeah, I have 43 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: a massage schedule for tomorrow. Yes, So are you interested 44 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 1: in the sweetest massage or can I give you like 45 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 1: the epic rubdown? Wait? Is this the guy that I 46 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 1: was just talking to earlier? No, silly, my name is Susan. 47 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: I'm wanna give you Susan. You're you're Steve, the guy 48 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 1: that just called me no screwed around. You're really freaking 49 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 1: pissing me off. You think this is funny, It's not 50 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: gonna come in at all, and I'll just get a 51 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: refund and that'll be it. Hey, man, this is this 52 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 1: is Steve. What happened? Yeah? I know it's if you're Steve. 53 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: The whole time you were talking like a woman, really poorly, 54 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 1: my dad, Seriously, what did you say to Susan to 55 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 1: make her cry like that? Man? That is not cool. 56 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 1: I can't have people doing that. I didn't say anything 57 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:05,359 Speaker 1: to Susan. I didn't say anything to her. She quite an. 58 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: I could tell the difference between an actual female voice 59 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: and a man in a in a whatever it's called 60 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 1: the tot back. I know the difference, totam back. What 61 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 1: is your problem? Man? Listen? I thought about what you said, 62 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 1: and I understand. I'm not mad at you. You know, 63 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:28,080 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? What? What is you know? What 64 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 1: is the what is the number of this place? What 65 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,679 Speaker 1: is the name of a place? I want to talk 66 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: to you manager? This is actually Jewel from Brook and 67 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm Moving ninety two point five 68 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you from what Moving ninety 69 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: two point five at the radio station. Your wife Janine 70 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 1: set you up for a prank phone call. She said 71 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: you were nervous about getting him asage from a guy 72 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: a little bit. I'm not hope before anything, I did 73 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: the whole thing. This kind of creeps me out right 74 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: right right right. You're scared you're gonna get turned on, 75 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: But no, Bye, Susan, come in give you Oh man, 76 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: that's that's the worst woman's voice I've ever heard. Wake 77 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: up every morning with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on 78 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 1: the twenties, Holy on Moving ninety two point five.