WEBVTT - Paint the city brainstorm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sick and twisted. I'm ballistic. Welcome to this

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<v Speaker 1>episode of Emergency Intercom. I just did meth in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck because what? The U.S. is blue,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're doing meth.

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<v Speaker 2>In honor of breaking bad blue meth.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Okay, so we're breaking blue.

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<v Speaker 2>Breaking blue. Blue balls.

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<v Speaker 1>My theory is I think, like, girls need to start

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<v Speaker 1>claiming that as well because, like, Oh, you didn't make

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<v Speaker 1>me cum, and now I'm in pain. Like, I'm also

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<v Speaker 1>in pain. Like, I am in pain. I am in pain.

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<v Speaker 2>Your ovaries got excited.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you call that, though? Blue ovaries? No. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not very sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>I imagine, like, ovaries being bloody and, like, full of, like, eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>You gave me a blue cervix. Guys. I have blue tunnel.

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<v Speaker 1>You just gave me blue tunnel.

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<v Speaker 2>Covered me in blue.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Lana Del Rey.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, before the episode started, Drew announced to me that

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<v Speaker 1>he's thinking about changing the color of his laptop wallpaper.

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<v Speaker 1>Mind you, his current wallpaper is, I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 1>honest with you, my least favorite shade of blue I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen in my goddamn life.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's nice. It's like techie. It's like, oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like a techie blue.

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<v Speaker 1>No, is that like an apple given blue?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's one I chose.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's solid blue right now. I'm thinking about going yellow.

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<v Speaker 1>He's thinking about going red. Well, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Drew's very counterculture. Yeah, I go against the grain.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I want to be the first against the grain.

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<v Speaker 2>But beyond that, I have entered my cable management era.

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<v Speaker 2>And I've been organizing cables all over the house, all

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<v Speaker 2>over the podcast studio.

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<v Speaker 1>All over the house. He is.

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<v Speaker 2>My room, the living room, the podcast studio, all over

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<v Speaker 2>the house. That hits all three quadrants of the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in the kitchen making my fucking coffee this

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<v Speaker 1>morning and drew out loud i forgot he was in

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<v Speaker 1>here because i was on the phone and he just

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<v Speaker 1>goes wait i'm in a cable management era just start

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<v Speaker 1>a business honestly start a business be your own boss start.

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<v Speaker 2>A cable managing business and i would make millions you

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<v Speaker 2>actually would.

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<v Speaker 1>Suck because every time you do it you like literally

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<v Speaker 1>kind of tweak out because.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like wrapping yourself in fucking twine i get so

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<v Speaker 2>mad it makes me so mad and, like, unplugging everything and, like,

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<v Speaker 2>not being sure if it's going to work after you

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<v Speaker 2>plug it back in.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're in the right state of mind, though, cable

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<v Speaker 1>managing can be very zen. It could be, like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like our version of raking up hebel carbon. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the closest we're going to get to it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the closest we're all going to get to, like, tending

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<v Speaker 1>to a yard. People used to go out and tend

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<v Speaker 1>to a yard. Nobody has a yard anymore. One, because

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<v Speaker 1>the climate can't sustain it unless you're a billionaire. And two, um...

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<v Speaker 1>nobody gets to have a backyard anymore. Like I actually

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to live in an apartment complex. Well, you

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<v Speaker 2>can get succulents on the porch or in the windowsill.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you get lucky and you have a backyard that's

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<v Speaker 1>just cement. Just cement.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a parking lot back there. Yeah. Cover it. But

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<v Speaker 2>I do agree. We should be covering all like grass

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<v Speaker 2>and native plant in concrete.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I think that's the way we need to go

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<v Speaker 2>on just so it's like even more drab and sad

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<v Speaker 2>just everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, if we just laid a layer of concrete all

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<v Speaker 2>over the world, like.

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<v Speaker 1>And we give bugs even less places to live, so

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<v Speaker 1>then they have even more reason to come into our house.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, yesterday, there was a big yellow spider on the

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<v Speaker 2>sink that Inyo saw, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, it's making me mad as fuck. That one was

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<v Speaker 1>so disgusting to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It was big and yellow, and it kind of looked

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<v Speaker 2>like Pikachu, and I thought he looked really cute. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, like, this is cute.

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<v Speaker 1>He would be cute to me if I was outside

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<v Speaker 1>and saw him. But, like, seeing him, like, in the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And so I was like, oh, I'll grab him

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll like toss him outside so he can be

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<v Speaker 2>cute outside because he does not belong in here. And

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<v Speaker 2>he did look like he would kill me. Like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was.

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<v Speaker 2>I did get a video. He was Brad Green. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he was Brad Green, baby.

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<v Speaker 1>He was Brad Green.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was doing bumps before. But he like I

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<v Speaker 2>was filming him and he kept like throwing his arms

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<v Speaker 2>up at me. And I was like, is this motherfucker

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<v Speaker 2>about to jump on me? And if a spider gets

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<v Speaker 2>on me, I will fucking kill it. But anyways, I

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<v Speaker 2>went to like put them on a paper towel. Most

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<v Speaker 2>fragile bug in existence. And like the second it touched

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<v Speaker 2>the paper towel, it like turned to fucking mush and atoms.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, the inside was just as yellow.

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<v Speaker 2>That's me talking about your pussy pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say the curtains match the trains, darling.

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<v Speaker 2>But guys, blue wave, big things happening. Cala Rico and

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<v Speaker 2>Texas like this. The light is blue today.

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<v Speaker 1>Miami is back to being blue. Because I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 1>it was. I stopped keeping up, but like Miami day,

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<v Speaker 1>like Florida's baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Florida, sis.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's why the whole thing is like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>from Miami. I'm not from Florida. But like, it really

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<v Speaker 1>is like Hannah Montana type shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I can't even claim.

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<v Speaker 1>There's two different worlds.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even claim Hood County anymore. Because Hood County

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<v Speaker 2>is red. The most red I think ever. in the

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<v Speaker 2>entire world. Like, it was, like, 87% Republican, like, 13% blue.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, whoa. So, like, the only people

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<v Speaker 2>that were blue was Madeline, Stephen, my mom, and my dad.

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<v Speaker 1>And low-key, they accidentally counted me since I was there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I accidentally ended up in the census.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I have an audio message.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, lately I've been feeling like, you know how God

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<v Speaker 1>gives his, like, toughest battles to his, like, strongest soldiers?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I pruned this plant, too.

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<v Speaker 1>It actually looks really good.

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<v Speaker 2>New beginnings.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry. It probably craves sunlight really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Strongest battle. I put him in the windowsill for a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I feel like I'm not like the strongest soldier.

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<v Speaker 1>So God didn't give me the hardest battle, but he

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<v Speaker 1>did put me in like a God given census. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like my whole life is like a census.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a number.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, no, I am like subject to some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of like theory experiment that like, I will be harmed,

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<v Speaker 1>but not too crazy. And it will entertain me, if anything.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, they accidentally got me in the census of Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's five of y'all out there. Well, I do

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<v Speaker 2>think LeBron James joining the 76ers really shifted the timeline. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's why everything's blue, because he looks so

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<v Speaker 2>weird in a fucking Philadelphia jersey. But that team is

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<v Speaker 2>a superpower. And if Joel Embiid can stay healthy... they

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<v Speaker 2>might get him his last ring and also Jalen Brown

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<v Speaker 2>is like actually considered a genius like I'm not kidding

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<v Speaker 2>like he hit but like actually though that's him like

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<v Speaker 2>it's so crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Um Jalen Brown was on SNL.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually don't know no that's Jalen Brunson that's New York.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay but see how I got one I got one

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<v Speaker 1>name I got one name I'm learning I'm learning I'm

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<v Speaker 1>putting things together I'm I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 2>Period um I've been, I read some tweets.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, wait, but before we move on, I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to say, to be fair, when LeBron moved from Miami

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<v Speaker 1>Heat to the Lakers, or wherever the fuck he went

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<v Speaker 1>before that, I think he went somewhere before the Lakers,

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<v Speaker 1>after Miami. When that happened, every time I saw him,

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<v Speaker 1>it literally felt like, I don't know, it's like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my God, you're like a family friend who's not allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to come around here anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Luka to the Lakers.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Luka gone from the Lakers?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Luka went to the Lakers from Dallas. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>even look at him anymore. And he's having like a record.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't there another funky name person in the Lakers already? Donkovich?

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<v Speaker 2>Luka Doncic.

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<v Speaker 1>Doncic?

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<v Speaker 2>That's Luka.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what? He wasn't already there?

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<v Speaker 2>He was there last season. He got traded for a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of bullshit from the Mavs. But they got Cooper Frat.

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<v Speaker 2>They got Cooper Frat. They got Cooper Flagg, who is

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<v Speaker 2>a stud in his own right. But I won't bore

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<v Speaker 2>y'all with any more basketball talk. Victor Wiminyama had a

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<v Speaker 2>very rough start to the season, and I really thought

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<v Speaker 2>all their hopes and dreams were crushed.

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<v Speaker 1>That's who I was thinking of. Victor Wiminyama.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he's on the Spurs.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Oh, because he lost. Yeah. And he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I am done.

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<v Speaker 2>Careful.

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<v Speaker 1>I am done.

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<v Speaker 2>Careful. But he did go to, like, communist China and

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<v Speaker 2>take pictures in front of, like, communist China. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, yes, this is fierce, but, like... baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Never mind.

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<v Speaker 2>But I read some tweets about the election that I took, like,

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<v Speaker 2>very small notes on, and I think we could just, like,

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<v Speaker 2>discuss them. So, apparently, since the blue wave happened, they

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<v Speaker 2>are now doing sex change surgeries at Chick-fil-A.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No.

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<v Speaker 2>Walk-ins, too. But the line is across the block.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I was going to say, because, like, without an appointment, like,

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<v Speaker 1>people are definitely going to just show up. We wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be the only people going. Like, you know, we wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be the only people with the idea of, like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my God. Like, yeah, a kid's meal and a kid's

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<v Speaker 1>meal for lunch and a sex change operation.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly. And instead of circumcisions at the hospital, once a

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<v Speaker 2>newborn is born, they are giving them septum piercings and

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<v Speaker 2>dyeing their hair blue.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, also, if you deny your sex change and you're

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<v Speaker 1>like if you have a vagina and you deny a

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<v Speaker 1>sex change, they just put the penis up your butt.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's like a tuck situation?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no. They like, yeah, they like harden it

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff it and put it up your butt and

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<v Speaker 1>then you can't shit anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, good.

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<v Speaker 1>And then.

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<v Speaker 2>there are about to be pronouns that y'all have never,

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<v Speaker 2>ever considered. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually am excited, bro. I really am. I'm like, damn, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>This is big.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I can't lie. I was like drowning in cynicism.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like literally every time we mentioned voting, like

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like if you look at like the past

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<v Speaker 1>like 10 episodes, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, please vote, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Because usually we do voting early. Like we're those. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I early vote.

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<v Speaker 2>We got fucking mobbed by fans of the voting group.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we were being attacked. Bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, it was so many people.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my fucking privacy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to vote right.

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<v Speaker 1>In a blue nation.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I kept making the joke. Like, two people, I think,

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<v Speaker 2>came up to us, but I kept making the joke

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<v Speaker 2>after that we were mobbed. We were fucking mobbed. Y'all

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<v Speaker 2>were lovely. We're joking.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're literally joking.

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<v Speaker 2>You were two lovely people.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew just loves to tell people, like... like when we

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<v Speaker 1>got like attention in public he has to tell somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who we.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang out with because I'm proud like and I love

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<v Speaker 2>every one of y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfuckers well we are lucky that like y'all are normal

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<v Speaker 1>yeah people are really normal with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did no one ever tell me that my legs

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<v Speaker 2>are bowed and I have knocked knees or not knocked

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<v Speaker 2>knees whenever they go out I have bowed legs my

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<v Speaker 2>like this part of my leg is curved so when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm standing straight up and down I think I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Said that to you a few times Especially when.

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<v Speaker 2>You started wearing those one.

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<v Speaker 1>Pair of black jeans. Those one, remember, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you cannot wear these because these show your legs look

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<v Speaker 1>crazy underneath it all. You can't sit in a chair normal, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, look at me.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew will literally be in any seat, like, To be fair,

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<v Speaker 1>on a plane, I, like, literally, I am so annoying

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<v Speaker 1>on a plane.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, bitch, if I'm in the middle seat, I will

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<v Speaker 1>literally fall asleep like this.

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<v Speaker 2>And why does everybody else get to be stinky chud

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<v Speaker 2>next to me, but the second I become a chud,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a problem?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, fine. Okay, low-key, I don't care about being a chud. Bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>I was eating the fuck out of that beef jerky.

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<v Speaker 2>On the flight we took the other day. Yeah, stinky

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<v Speaker 2>as fuck. Y'all my haircut?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Y'all my haircut? Okay, I got my bangs and

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<v Speaker 1>literally you can see the progression of the past few episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I keep cutting them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they are getting shorter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but this is like more so what I wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like instead of doing a relapse where like

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<v Speaker 1>I just took a heavy dose, I was very cute

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Like I started low and slow and I

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<v Speaker 1>inched my way up here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you were dabbling.

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<v Speaker 1>I got up here. Fuck, what was I going to say?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought your coochie is hairy. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was feeling really pessimistic about voting. And, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>voted one because.

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<v Speaker 2>It's our God-given right.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm one of the first people in my family with

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<v Speaker 1>that right, motherfucker. So I'm, like, super, like, consistent with it. Also, just, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I think part of my OCD, like, I must do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I must do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm-hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>So I knew I was going to do it, but I,

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time ever was like, I, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to do early voting. I'm not going to do like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my God, I'm just like, I'm going to do it. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what it felt like. It's like, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. I'm like, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's how everyone felt, but like we

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<v Speaker 2>did it. We did it, Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the first thing I said to Drew after

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<v Speaker 1>I hit my ballot in.

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<v Speaker 2>Something, something, the euphoria I get from voting, though, like, it's,

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<v Speaker 2>it is comparable to when I was, like, addicted to Percocet. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even kidding. Like, if I could vote every day, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>I would be voting every day. I feel so, like, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Did it I know like guys I'm smiling I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>really good person yes but I do my part I

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<v Speaker 1>read the really confusing description of what they're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like Yes, yes, yes. Let me put all

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<v Speaker 1>the last two pieces of critical thinking I have to the.

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<v Speaker 2>Test right now. No, no, no. Yes, no. Yes, yes, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes. No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>You and no. Madeline said she texted me this morning

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<v Speaker 2>because she was the first to update me that Texas

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<v Speaker 2>turned blue. Her and Steven called me and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I busted a nut in and out parking lot. I did.

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<v Speaker 2>But We were texting this morning and I woke up

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<v Speaker 2>to her texting me saying that maybe depression was situational

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<v Speaker 2>because I feel good.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no. It fully is.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe depression is situational.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody I know and love, like whether it be like

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<v Speaker 1>my friends who like are in a completely different field

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<v Speaker 1>of work and they're like, not in the creative field.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a nine to five and they're like, obviously

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<v Speaker 1>like have their own struggles like anybody. And then my

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<v Speaker 1>friends who are like in a better fiscal situation and

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<v Speaker 1>living situation, like on all ends, family, friends, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>been really tense. It genuinely has just been feeling like

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<v Speaker 1>pushing through the mud. And like, I'm proud to say

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<v Speaker 1>I put on a happy face. I put on my

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<v Speaker 1>fucking happy face. And I smiled. And I made it. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's literally what I feel like. I was like, fuck, damn.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I was almost going to break there. I was

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<v Speaker 1>almost going to break there. Like, what is the point? Damn. What? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>all my security is making sure I don't get shot

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm really, like, paranoid about this shit now. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>my God.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't shoot me, please.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Madeline and Steven had their baby. Madeline gave birth,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was literally, like, laughing in the birth. Laughing

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<v Speaker 2>through it. Checking on Steven, by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Chilling, like, running around making Luna's.

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<v Speaker 2>She would have been fucking a joint if she could.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>She was, like, fucking making Luna's costume, like, three days.

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<v Speaker 1>She had to make Luna's costume. And then when she

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<v Speaker 1>gave birth, like, two days later, she was like, mm-mm,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just too heavy for her to wear. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>have to redo it.

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<v Speaker 2>And literally just, like— Heavy lifting all the shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I was expecting— in my head, I'm like, aw, like, Madeline's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be like— All frail. Like, no, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I got shit to do, bitch. She got

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<v Speaker 2>straight to work. It's so awesome, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>She's so, like— I mean, even before Madeline's always just...

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<v Speaker 1>Even before she was a mom, she's always just been

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<v Speaker 1>such a character to me. To me, she feels like

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<v Speaker 1>somebody who watched the Pixie Hollow Tinkerbell series and read

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<v Speaker 1>the books. And from that moment on, she was like, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>there's work to do. Like, I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>describe it. Like, she just feels like a bitch who

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<v Speaker 1>watched that series in specific. Because all my friends who

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<v Speaker 1>watched that series, including myself... There's just a specific nature

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<v Speaker 1>to everybody. And I'm like, I feel like I could guess.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, obviously, I know she loved the, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think the water girl and probably, and the, like, country, like, girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, of course.

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<v Speaker 1>The country bumpkin.

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<v Speaker 2>She was orange.

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<v Speaker 1>One was orange, one was blue. Oh, my God. I

0:17:12.590 --> 0:17:13.929
<v Speaker 1>miss stuff like that. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, me and Inya, for context, went back to

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<v Speaker 2>meet the baby. We're not allowed to say the name

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<v Speaker 2>because I don't think Madeline wants it said yet. But

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<v Speaker 2>he is the most handsome sweet boy in the world. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They did a miracle one.

0:17:30.070 --> 0:17:32.060
<v Speaker 2>They did a miracle one. They did a miracle.

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's a cute little baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one of the babies that, that's why we have

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<v Speaker 1>Cabbage Patch dolls. Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Like his big cheeks.

0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:41.340
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like a baby like that. His big cheeks. And

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<v Speaker 1>I love Luna. Luna is the most gorgeous top tier

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<v Speaker 1>bitch on the planet. But like Luna was outmogged by

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<v Speaker 1>this baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, 100%. Baby be baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby be baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and Enya, like, for the most part, we, like,

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<v Speaker 2>babysat Luna one night. Like, we were hanging out with her,

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<v Speaker 2>giving her attention so my parents or so her parents

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<v Speaker 2>could take care of the newborn. But without her feeling

0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:07.580
<v Speaker 2>like she's not getting any attention, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Because also, to be clear, duh, they're because the baby.

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<v Speaker 1>But really, I needed to see Luna, like, so bad. Same. Same.

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<v Speaker 2>And she needed to see us because every day we've

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<v Speaker 2>been home from Texas, I have gotten a video from

0:18:22.260 --> 0:18:27.060
<v Speaker 2>Madeline of Luna Boohoo crying, being like, where's Doofus? I

0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:30.470
<v Speaker 2>want Doofus. Or like, Doofus isn't coming. And it like

0:18:30.550 --> 0:18:33.969
<v Speaker 2>literally is breaking my heart because I'm like, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not coming. Like, I'm sorry. Like, she's learning the hard way.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, I'm going back for Thanksgiving because it like

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<v Speaker 2>literally is earth shattering to me that she like anybody

0:18:43.230 --> 0:18:45.409
<v Speaker 2>would ever cry over me like that. Like what? But

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<v Speaker 2>I got this audio message today from Madeline. She was

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<v Speaker 2>sending it to my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I just picked up Luna early from school. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you showing that it fell? She goes, it was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Grandfam told me you wanted me to pick you up today.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, yeah, Grandfam said, I don't know who's going

0:19:06.359 --> 0:19:08.780
<v Speaker 1>to get you today. It could be mommy. It could

0:19:08.800 --> 0:19:14.469
<v Speaker 1>be daddy. So she was listening to you. Yeah, okay. Doofus.

0:19:14.869 --> 0:19:18.770
<v Speaker 1>Or Doofus. Yeah, or Enya. Or Enya.

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<v Speaker 2>So she was sending that to my mom, and she

0:19:22.790 --> 0:19:25.010
<v Speaker 2>chimed in in the back and was like, Doofus or

0:19:25.150 --> 0:19:27.490
<v Speaker 2>Enya or Doofus could come and get me one day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God. No, no, no. I'm not kidding after that.

0:19:30.070 --> 0:19:32.290
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, damn, I need to come back. That's my

0:19:32.430 --> 0:19:34.470
<v Speaker 1>fucking girl right there.

0:19:34.570 --> 0:19:35.270
<v Speaker 2>That's the queen.

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<v Speaker 1>We have such a vibe together, bro. Like, oh.

0:19:38.869 --> 0:19:42.270
<v Speaker 2>That's the queen. But yeah, congratulations, Madeline and Steven on

0:19:42.310 --> 0:19:45.200
<v Speaker 2>the beautiful boy. And Luna is my go. Oh wait,

0:19:45.359 --> 0:19:47.470
<v Speaker 2>I didn't show you these. He is such a vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>He the whole time was sitting in a room like,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole day I hung out with Luna, I was,

0:19:54.220 --> 0:19:56.020
<v Speaker 1>like Drew said, he was like, by the way, you're

0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:58.000
<v Speaker 1>going to be held captive in the playroom by Luna.

0:19:58.020 --> 0:19:59.980
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, girl, that's exactly why I'm here.

0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:03.179
<v Speaker 1>I knew that. So I was, like, in the playroom

0:20:03.220 --> 0:20:05.330
<v Speaker 1>with her all day, and the baby was in there

0:20:05.609 --> 0:20:10.500
<v Speaker 1>sleeping through, like, and chilling through Luna just... Screaming, yelling, playing.

0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:12.640
<v Speaker 1>Being a child and, like, screaming and playing with me

0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:15.160
<v Speaker 1>and me, like, playing back and screaming and yelling with her.

0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:19.629
<v Speaker 1>That baby is going to be a chiller.

0:20:19.730 --> 0:20:21.310
<v Speaker 2>Didn't wake up once. I know.

0:20:21.450 --> 0:20:24.010
<v Speaker 1>Actually, it would only wake. Also, I'm only saying it

0:20:24.070 --> 0:20:25.570
<v Speaker 1>because we're not supposed to say the name. I'm not

0:20:25.609 --> 0:20:31.070
<v Speaker 1>disrespecting this damn baby. Because I'm like, we call it it.

0:20:31.310 --> 0:20:35.210
<v Speaker 1>So it was there. No, no. Like, I guess I

0:20:35.230 --> 0:20:35.790
<v Speaker 1>could say he.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we don't know. It is blue now. Texas is blue.

0:20:40.820 --> 0:20:43.820
<v Speaker 1>Well, because we are getting our government mandated pronoun sheets.

0:20:44.080 --> 0:20:47.080
<v Speaker 2>I just I feel bad because he was born or

0:20:47.140 --> 0:20:50.900
<v Speaker 2>they were born right after the government mandated septum piercings

0:20:50.940 --> 0:20:51.600
<v Speaker 2>at the hospital.

0:20:51.619 --> 0:20:52.740
<v Speaker 1>I know. I know.

0:20:52.960 --> 0:20:54.420
<v Speaker 2>So they're not going to get theirs.

0:20:54.880 --> 0:20:56.859
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But no, no, no. I think it's like if

0:20:56.920 --> 0:21:01.990
<v Speaker 1>you were born in red era and like a month like.

0:21:02.010 --> 0:21:02.870
<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's a grace period.

0:21:02.890 --> 0:21:03.639
<v Speaker 1>There's like, yeah, there's a.

0:21:03.790 --> 0:21:08.690
<v Speaker 2>Grandfathered in. Yeah. Or grandbabyed.

0:21:09.490 --> 0:21:10.900
<v Speaker 1>In.

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<v Speaker 2>But you were saying the baby was.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that baby was just fucking chilling. Oh, my God.

0:21:16.920 --> 0:21:18.840
<v Speaker 2>And he would wake up when it got quiet. Yeah.

0:21:19.000 --> 0:21:23.550
<v Speaker 1>Every time everyone would leave because. Like, okay, obviously, that's

0:21:23.590 --> 0:21:25.670
<v Speaker 1>my family. But, like, that's not my family like that,

0:21:25.710 --> 0:21:28.790
<v Speaker 1>like that. Like, when, like, there's conversations and stuff and

0:21:28.810 --> 0:21:32.919
<v Speaker 1>family talking, I kick back. I kick back. So, I

0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:35.940
<v Speaker 1>was always with him every time the room got quiet.

0:21:35.960 --> 0:21:36.030
<v Speaker 2>And.

0:21:37.850 --> 0:21:41.000
<v Speaker 1>that motherfucker, that motherfucker right there would start.

0:21:40.820 --> 0:21:42.659
<v Speaker 2>Crying because it got quiet. So, and you had to

0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:44.399
<v Speaker 2>start screaming and clapping to make him sleep.

0:21:44.420 --> 0:21:46.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I literally would put up the volume, put

0:21:46.359 --> 0:21:49.280
<v Speaker 1>up the volume on the TV and, like, start talking and, like,

0:21:49.580 --> 0:21:52.420
<v Speaker 1>moving stuff around and he would start sleeping again. Yeah,

0:21:52.500 --> 0:21:54.620
<v Speaker 1>if I think about it too hard, it does start to, like,

0:21:54.660 --> 0:21:56.239
<v Speaker 1>kind of, like, scare the fuck out of me, though,

0:21:56.260 --> 0:21:57.320
<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, oh my god, oh my god, oh

0:21:57.340 --> 0:21:58.370
<v Speaker 1>my god, oh my god, there's, like.

0:21:59.109 --> 0:21:59.709
<v Speaker 2>There's levels.

0:22:01.950 --> 0:22:03.230
<v Speaker 1>You know it's gonna grow, right?

0:22:04.570 --> 0:22:07.710
<v Speaker 2>And he, like, is already peeing everywhere with.

0:22:08.220 --> 0:22:13.660
<v Speaker 1>If I see him, he'll probably be, like, triple his

0:22:13.680 --> 0:22:14.580
<v Speaker 1>size already. Yeah.

0:22:14.700 --> 0:22:17.379
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's already growing. Like, in those pictures, could

0:22:17.420 --> 0:22:19.699
<v Speaker 2>you tell he's, like, already bigger within, like, the week?

0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, because when he was... Oh, my God. When

0:22:22.200 --> 0:22:26.190
<v Speaker 1>we touched his toe. We are so pushing 30 right now.

0:22:26.210 --> 0:22:26.570
<v Speaker 1>It's lit.

0:22:26.630 --> 0:22:32.090
<v Speaker 2>It's lit. I know. We're like, ooh, baby fever vibes. Well,

0:22:32.570 --> 0:22:36.770
<v Speaker 2>something I was... experiencing because I went to Joshua Tree,

0:22:36.830 --> 0:22:40.310
<v Speaker 2>which I'll like get into. But the Airbnb in Joshua

0:22:40.350 --> 0:22:46.430
<v Speaker 2>Tree had robes and I wore the robe the whole time.

0:22:46.450 --> 0:22:50.020
<v Speaker 2>And then the hotel in San Francisco had robes and

0:22:50.040 --> 0:22:52.680
<v Speaker 2>I was so excited to wear robes. I have a

0:22:52.720 --> 0:22:55.680
<v Speaker 2>robe here, but like wearing a robe in my house

0:22:56.560 --> 0:22:59.159
<v Speaker 2>is like so performative and annoying. And it like is

0:22:59.220 --> 0:23:01.400
<v Speaker 2>not the same as wearing a robe in an Airbnb

0:23:01.480 --> 0:23:03.080
<v Speaker 2>or a hotel. Do you know what I mean? Like,

0:23:03.460 --> 0:23:04.120
<v Speaker 2>why is that?

0:23:04.770 --> 0:23:08.810
<v Speaker 1>I know what you mean because I will wear my

0:23:08.869 --> 0:23:12.230
<v Speaker 1>robe like every now and then I'm feeling extra locked.

0:23:12.369 --> 0:23:18.330
<v Speaker 1>I'll wear my robe like downstairs. But like I usually

0:23:18.390 --> 0:23:23.320
<v Speaker 1>keep like a robe feels almost like lingerie for some reason.

0:23:23.390 --> 0:23:24.680
<v Speaker 2>It's like how when you go.

0:23:24.540 --> 0:23:27.419
<v Speaker 1>To like a concert and you're traveling, you're more risque

0:23:27.460 --> 0:23:30.900
<v Speaker 1>with your like wardrobe. It's like I'm more risque. Yeah,

0:23:30.920 --> 0:23:34.290
<v Speaker 1>fuck it. Nothing under this robe. How about that? I

0:23:34.330 --> 0:23:36.670
<v Speaker 1>think that's the thing, too. Like, oh, I guess, I

0:23:36.730 --> 0:23:39.030
<v Speaker 1>don't know. That's, well, wow.

0:23:39.070 --> 0:23:40.390
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that, like, pretty profound?

0:23:40.430 --> 0:23:42.150
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, you've stumped me.

0:23:42.350 --> 0:23:45.230
<v Speaker 2>Why do robes feel better in a hotel than Airbnb?

0:23:45.270 --> 0:23:48.840
<v Speaker 1>Should we, oh, I have a really gorgeous and luxe, like,

0:23:49.480 --> 0:23:49.860
<v Speaker 1>I say gorgeous.

0:23:49.880 --> 0:23:50.420
<v Speaker 2>Upper echelon.

0:23:50.640 --> 0:23:53.060
<v Speaker 1>I say gorgeous and luxe. Bitch, I got it at, like,

0:23:53.220 --> 0:23:57.080
<v Speaker 1>Jet Rag in LA. Like, it's the thrift store. But

0:23:57.520 --> 0:24:00.820
<v Speaker 1>very gorgeous and luxe, nonetheless. Like, that, like, blue, you

0:24:00.840 --> 0:24:02.340
<v Speaker 1>know that blue coat I have?

0:24:02.540 --> 0:24:02.700
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:24:04.850 --> 0:24:06.750
<v Speaker 1>To me, that feels like a robe to wear around

0:24:06.770 --> 0:24:09.630
<v Speaker 1>the house. But even that is like, I don't know.

0:24:09.760 --> 0:24:11.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Yeah, I guess that's a good question.

0:24:11.780 --> 0:24:15.200
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I used to wear robes around the house, though. Yeah,

0:24:15.240 --> 0:24:17.100
<v Speaker 1>but I was watching The Sopranos and I got that

0:24:17.119 --> 0:24:18.840
<v Speaker 1>first striped one.

0:24:18.880 --> 0:24:21.420
<v Speaker 2>But even seeing you in a robe around the house,

0:24:21.520 --> 0:24:24.310
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it's not the same as seeing Anya in

0:24:24.400 --> 0:24:28.570
<v Speaker 2>a robe at a hotel. She's performing. Like it's what

0:24:28.590 --> 0:24:32.590
<v Speaker 2>I was saying, like the new performative male isn't macho

0:24:32.630 --> 0:24:37.160
<v Speaker 2>and reading books. It's going to be leather-bound journals. Just

0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:40.240
<v Speaker 2>look out for it. And I'm telling you guys, it's coming.

0:24:42.340 --> 0:24:45.330
<v Speaker 2>I'm warning you now. Do not fall for it. It

0:24:45.420 --> 0:24:47.330
<v Speaker 2>is coming. And you're going to see that journal. No, no, no.

0:24:47.350 --> 0:24:50.649
<v Speaker 2>And you're going to think, oh, he's in tune. He's writing.

0:24:50.670 --> 0:24:51.369
<v Speaker 2>He's emotional.

0:24:51.630 --> 0:24:54.210
<v Speaker 1>The journal, yeah, the journal has been. I've seen it

0:24:54.230 --> 0:24:58.650
<v Speaker 1>with my own two goddamn eyes. The journal has been here. Yeah. Yeah.

0:24:58.869 --> 0:25:00.869
<v Speaker 2>And it's going to hit the zeitgeist in a really

0:25:00.910 --> 0:25:01.590
<v Speaker 2>scary way.

0:25:01.609 --> 0:25:01.750
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:25:02.540 --> 0:25:05.740
<v Speaker 2>He's not in tune with his emotions. Ask what he's writing. Yeah,

0:25:05.840 --> 0:25:07.350
<v Speaker 2>actually steal the journal and read it.

0:25:08.300 --> 0:25:12.580
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, enough looking through phones. Open that damn journal.

0:25:12.600 --> 0:25:15.720
<v Speaker 2>Look at my coworker dog. He's losing his mind. It's

0:25:15.760 --> 0:25:19.220
<v Speaker 2>going to be shit like that, bro. Don't read his journal.

0:25:19.240 --> 0:25:20.459
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't read people's shit.

0:25:20.480 --> 0:25:22.750
<v Speaker 2>He probably has like a sex count in it. Like

0:25:23.030 --> 0:25:24.369
<v Speaker 2>straight guys like count.

0:25:25.350 --> 0:25:27.430
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know what like a straight guy would

0:25:27.450 --> 0:25:29.590
<v Speaker 1>be writing in a journal. Even when I like tell

0:25:29.609 --> 0:25:33.879
<v Speaker 1>my straight guy friends or like, romantic partners where i'm

0:25:33.900 --> 0:25:36.920
<v Speaker 1>like oh like yeah like when they like express feeling

0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:39.480
<v Speaker 1>things and like needing somewhere to put it that isn't

0:25:39.520 --> 0:25:42.369
<v Speaker 1>a person i'm like obviously my first thing is like

0:25:42.420 --> 0:25:47.470
<v Speaker 1>a therapist and then they're like um and then it's

0:25:47.490 --> 0:25:49.570
<v Speaker 1>like oh like have you ever tried like writing this

0:25:49.590 --> 0:25:53.750
<v Speaker 1>stuff down um and even when i like mentioned that

0:25:53.770 --> 0:25:59.410
<v Speaker 1>i'm like hmm Men have to be like, literally, when

0:25:59.450 --> 0:26:01.810
<v Speaker 1>it comes to emotional talks with men, this is what

0:26:01.830 --> 0:26:02.430
<v Speaker 1>it feels like.

0:26:08.420 --> 0:26:12.159
<v Speaker 2>Come on. And that it's going towards the photo of

0:26:12.180 --> 0:26:12.960
<v Speaker 2>the McDonald's.

0:26:12.980 --> 0:26:15.180
<v Speaker 1>Take me through there. Like, yeah, I'm going to take

0:26:15.200 --> 0:26:17.960
<v Speaker 1>you through there. Like, I'll take you through your emotional walkings.

0:26:18.000 --> 0:26:21.820
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that would look like written down alone. Like.

0:26:22.830 --> 0:26:24.109
<v Speaker 2>Like, even Josh.

0:26:24.230 --> 0:26:27.970
<v Speaker 1>I love Josh so much. What would be in Josh's journal?

0:26:28.540 --> 0:26:29.080
<v Speaker 2>Don't know.

0:26:29.600 --> 0:26:31.520
<v Speaker 1>Like, what are you writing about?

0:26:31.680 --> 0:26:32.740
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:26:33.060 --> 0:26:34.820
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no.

0:26:35.160 --> 0:26:40.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking for this photo. It's, like, a meme from

0:26:40.040 --> 0:26:43.880
<v Speaker 2>a long time ago of, like, a guy pulling a girl.

0:26:44.260 --> 0:26:46.880
<v Speaker 2>But it's, like, in the Midwest. And it's, like, all

0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:50.310
<v Speaker 2>of the fast food signs that she's, like, being dragged to.

0:26:50.350 --> 0:26:51.590
<v Speaker 2>And it's, like, this is America.

0:26:53.300 --> 0:26:55.140
<v Speaker 1>I think I know what image you're talking about.

0:26:55.160 --> 0:26:57.649
<v Speaker 2>I'm never going to find it.

0:26:57.660 --> 0:26:59.780
<v Speaker 1>I think I know what image you're talking about.

0:27:00.740 --> 0:27:01.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, let me ask the audience.

0:27:01.859 --> 0:27:04.980
<v Speaker 1>Me, when anybody asks me if I know what they're

0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:09.450
<v Speaker 1>talking about and they're mentioning something I don't know, my

0:27:09.550 --> 0:27:14.030
<v Speaker 1>answer will always be, yeah, what?

0:27:14.810 --> 0:27:18.610
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember in Texas when we actually looked like

0:27:18.650 --> 0:27:25.340
<v Speaker 2>deranged psychopaths to my parents? Because... Y'all. So we got

0:27:25.359 --> 0:27:27.560
<v Speaker 2>to Texas and we were like, let's order food. There's

0:27:27.580 --> 0:27:31.140
<v Speaker 2>like Postmates out here. So I was like, oh, like,

0:27:31.180 --> 0:27:33.330
<v Speaker 2>let's get Sonic. Like, when was the last time you

0:27:33.350 --> 0:27:37.369
<v Speaker 2>had Sonic? Like the corn dogs are divine, baby. It

0:27:37.450 --> 0:27:39.330
<v Speaker 2>is right up the street. But like the idea of

0:27:39.410 --> 0:27:42.490
<v Speaker 2>like Postmates and Granberry is so enticing because it's like

0:27:42.950 --> 0:27:45.770
<v Speaker 2>you don't get to do that. Like it's new. And

0:27:45.830 --> 0:27:47.950
<v Speaker 2>so I ordered the food. It was a shit ton

0:27:47.990 --> 0:27:51.389
<v Speaker 2>of food. And then the Postmates driver was like, oh,

0:27:51.410 --> 0:27:53.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm having trouble getting in. And I was like, oh,

0:27:53.330 --> 0:27:54.810
<v Speaker 2>just leave it at the top of the street. We'll

0:27:54.830 --> 0:27:57.580
<v Speaker 2>come and grab it. And I'll look at the photo. Well,

0:27:57.619 --> 0:28:00.460
<v Speaker 2>we get in the car and we drive up to

0:28:00.840 --> 0:28:04.070
<v Speaker 2>where we thought the food would have been left. Um, bitch,

0:28:04.130 --> 0:28:06.100
<v Speaker 2>the food is not there. And then I look at

0:28:06.119 --> 0:28:08.699
<v Speaker 2>the photo and I'm like, where is this brick in

0:28:08.740 --> 0:28:11.379
<v Speaker 2>this plant? Because that is nowhere near.

0:28:11.700 --> 0:28:16.010
<v Speaker 1>Like this neighborhood is just mad confusing. And like, we

0:28:16.030 --> 0:28:17.909
<v Speaker 1>were just like, yeah, leave it at the top of

0:28:17.950 --> 0:28:21.080
<v Speaker 1>the neighborhood on a fucking, like, I don't know, like

0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:24.180
<v Speaker 1>at the corner on a rock. Um, and we'll go

0:28:24.220 --> 0:28:26.930
<v Speaker 1>grab it because, like, no one is around. And Drew

0:28:26.950 --> 0:28:28.730
<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, we can just take the golf cart.

0:28:28.750 --> 0:28:30.550
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I forgot we took the golf cart.

0:28:30.570 --> 0:28:32.950
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so first we took the golf cart out there.

0:28:33.570 --> 0:28:34.850
<v Speaker 2>Loud as fuck. Um.

0:28:35.560 --> 0:28:38.180
<v Speaker 1>It was actually so fun. Oh, my God. I love

0:28:38.320 --> 0:28:41.700
<v Speaker 1>white people families. Like, I love white families.

0:28:41.800 --> 0:28:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Like, what do you mean you... We've had that golf

0:28:43.240 --> 0:28:44.300
<v Speaker 2>cart forever.

0:28:44.440 --> 0:28:46.380
<v Speaker 1>I know. That's why I'm saying, like, I've been on

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:49.440
<v Speaker 1>that golf cart since I was, like, 16. Like, hashtag

0:28:49.480 --> 0:28:52.150
<v Speaker 1>respect to white families. They keep it in the heirloom.

0:28:52.250 --> 0:28:57.470
<v Speaker 1>That's an heirloom at this point. That is an heirloom.

0:28:57.490 --> 0:29:01.730
<v Speaker 1>But we go... Don't find it. Mind you, I'm wearing my...

0:29:02.740 --> 0:29:06.010
<v Speaker 1>A onesie, like a red onesie with a skeleton on it.

0:29:07.520 --> 0:29:10.140
<v Speaker 1>And we're like hobbling around at the front of the

0:29:10.160 --> 0:29:11.500
<v Speaker 1>neighborhood looking like freaks.

0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:12.180
<v Speaker 2>Actual crazy people.

0:29:12.200 --> 0:29:15.140
<v Speaker 1>With our flashlights like walking around in the grass and shit.

0:29:15.160 --> 0:29:18.780
<v Speaker 2>And not brave enough to leave the neighborhood because I'm

0:29:18.840 --> 0:29:20.360
<v Speaker 2>scared I wouldn't be able to get back in.

0:29:20.420 --> 0:29:22.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because there wasn't a lot of gas also in

0:29:22.520 --> 0:29:26.540
<v Speaker 1>the golf cart. So then we went back, went inside,

0:29:27.900 --> 0:29:30.830
<v Speaker 1>got the keys for the car, went outside, got in

0:29:30.870 --> 0:29:31.270
<v Speaker 1>the car.

0:29:32.270 --> 0:29:37.060
<v Speaker 2>Drove halfway to Sonic and then I got really scared

0:29:37.100 --> 0:29:39.970
<v Speaker 2>because I didn't have my ID with me in Texas Pacific.

0:29:40.060 --> 0:29:43.560
<v Speaker 2>police or Granbury police specifically don't play. And I would

0:29:43.580 --> 0:29:50.600
<v Speaker 2>be like so pissed if I got a ticket for

0:29:50.660 --> 0:29:53.620
<v Speaker 2>not having my ID. I'd be so pissed. So then

0:29:53.640 --> 0:29:57.790
<v Speaker 2>we turn back around, run back into the house. So

0:29:57.830 --> 0:30:02.670
<v Speaker 2>now we've left twice now in two different vehicles. And

0:30:02.730 --> 0:30:05.410
<v Speaker 2>then there was a third time. I can't remember what

0:30:05.430 --> 0:30:05.850
<v Speaker 2>it was.

0:30:05.870 --> 0:30:09.390
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry I'm laughing because this story... Wait, I'll

0:30:09.410 --> 0:30:12.210
<v Speaker 1>say it after. Oh, we went back to the house

0:30:12.430 --> 0:30:14.170
<v Speaker 1>for your wallet.

0:30:14.430 --> 0:30:16.760
<v Speaker 2>Did we go all the way to Sonic, realize it's closed,

0:30:16.860 --> 0:30:20.390
<v Speaker 2>and then go back and then decide to go... No, no, no.

0:30:20.400 --> 0:30:23.170
<v Speaker 1>We were, like, halfway out of... Because, like, bitch, it's

0:30:23.330 --> 0:30:27.030
<v Speaker 1>far as shit. We were halfway out of, like, Granbury

0:30:27.050 --> 0:30:30.880
<v Speaker 1>or whatever the fuck. Like, we were nearing the highway

0:30:30.890 --> 0:30:35.580
<v Speaker 1>to get to Civilization. And then Drew was like, I'm panicking,

0:30:35.620 --> 0:30:37.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm panicking because I'm going to lose my fucking job.

0:30:37.420 --> 0:30:39.959
<v Speaker 2>But we did. We did see someone pulled over.

0:30:39.980 --> 0:30:42.010
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, someone had gotten pulled over by the time we

0:30:42.030 --> 0:30:42.370
<v Speaker 1>got on the road.

0:30:42.390 --> 0:30:44.730
<v Speaker 2>That would have been us. That was divine intervention, babe.

0:30:45.050 --> 0:30:47.650
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, if I didn't go back to get

0:30:47.670 --> 0:30:49.570
<v Speaker 2>that ID, we would have gotten a car crash and died.

0:30:49.990 --> 0:30:53.150
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you now. Like, I can make anything bad

0:30:53.190 --> 0:30:55.560
<v Speaker 2>that happens in my life. I can explain it away.

0:30:56.410 --> 0:30:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, same. Bad or good. If it's good,

0:30:59.160 --> 0:31:01.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, my God, this good thing happened because

0:31:01.180 --> 0:31:02.940
<v Speaker 1>I didn't do that bad thing. And then when bad

0:31:02.980 --> 0:31:04.400
<v Speaker 1>things happen, I'm like, oh, my God, it's because I

0:31:04.440 --> 0:31:06.660
<v Speaker 1>didn't do that good thing. And or it's because a

0:31:06.680 --> 0:31:08.160
<v Speaker 1>good thing is going to happen to me. So I

0:31:08.200 --> 0:31:09.520
<v Speaker 1>need to see a bad thing first.

0:31:11.110 --> 0:31:14.459
<v Speaker 2>Or it's like, oh, I'm running late today. It was

0:31:14.500 --> 0:31:15.280
<v Speaker 2>for a reason.

0:31:15.540 --> 0:31:18.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Oh, I'm in this traffic because that car crashed ahead.

0:31:20.060 --> 0:31:21.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm running late, but.

0:31:21.300 --> 0:31:22.560
<v Speaker 1>That could have been me.

0:31:22.580 --> 0:31:23.480
<v Speaker 2>That would have been me.

0:31:24.300 --> 0:31:27.710
<v Speaker 1>I think that's like weirdly a common like thought, but

0:31:27.770 --> 0:31:30.470
<v Speaker 1>also maybe I'm doing the thing where I forget I

0:31:30.510 --> 0:31:34.450
<v Speaker 1>don't live in a bubble. And there are people who

0:31:34.490 --> 0:31:36.970
<v Speaker 1>just have brains that are just like, oh my God,

0:31:37.010 --> 0:31:38.770
<v Speaker 1>that sucks. Someone got in an accident.

0:31:39.210 --> 0:31:42.280
<v Speaker 2>Remember when I was talking about my dream to you earlier?

0:31:44.500 --> 0:31:44.820
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:31:45.180 --> 0:31:48.870
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what it was? Do you remember?

0:31:48.890 --> 0:31:50.250
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't remember.

0:31:50.270 --> 0:31:55.490
<v Speaker 2>I woke up from a dream that Amy Poehler was

0:31:55.550 --> 0:32:00.510
<v Speaker 2>interviewing Jacob Elordi. And it was also set in the

0:32:00.590 --> 0:32:02.670
<v Speaker 2>Alien vs. Predator universe.

0:32:04.370 --> 0:32:05.750
<v Speaker 1>Wait, wait, wait, wait.

0:32:05.810 --> 0:32:06.790
<v Speaker 2>I care about Amy Poehler.

0:32:06.830 --> 0:32:08.990
<v Speaker 1>Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Because

0:32:09.030 --> 0:32:11.770
<v Speaker 1>first of all, you say, do you remember my dream?

0:32:11.850 --> 0:32:14.040
<v Speaker 1>And it's a dream he had while we were in

0:32:14.150 --> 0:32:16.320
<v Speaker 1>Texas over a week ago.

0:32:16.340 --> 0:32:16.500
<v Speaker 2>And I.

0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:21.739
<v Speaker 1>Do remember vividly because I didn't have a vape. So

0:32:21.780 --> 0:32:24.240
<v Speaker 1>I kept going into the room because I woke up

0:32:24.380 --> 0:32:27.200
<v Speaker 1>early as shit. So I was kiki-ing with his mom.

0:32:27.640 --> 0:32:29.220
<v Speaker 1>And I would go back to the room to hit

0:32:29.260 --> 0:32:32.440
<v Speaker 1>his vape. And finally, when he was awake, he was like,

0:32:32.500 --> 0:32:35.870
<v Speaker 1>he told me that. And then he was like, he

0:32:35.900 --> 0:32:37.950
<v Speaker 1>was becoming the beast.

0:32:38.110 --> 0:32:41.530
<v Speaker 2>Well, Inya wasn't allowed to do shit as a kid,

0:32:41.670 --> 0:32:46.290
<v Speaker 2>especially stink. That's something she said recently that really resonated

0:32:46.330 --> 0:32:47.950
<v Speaker 2>with me. And I just want you to unpack that

0:32:47.990 --> 0:32:48.510
<v Speaker 2>a little bit.

0:32:49.250 --> 0:32:52.150
<v Speaker 1>Well, fuck, what were we talking about? Like, oh, I

0:32:52.170 --> 0:32:56.020
<v Speaker 1>think we were talking about how, like, loose, like, and

0:32:56.320 --> 0:33:00.060
<v Speaker 1>rightfully so, because by no means do I believe in, like,

0:33:00.220 --> 0:33:10.290
<v Speaker 1>some sort of, like, extreme authoritarian, like, bordering dictator, dictator ass, like, parental, like,

0:33:10.430 --> 0:33:19.200
<v Speaker 1>parental style, but parents have become, like, so loose that Damn.

0:33:19.220 --> 0:33:20.320
<v Speaker 2>They're getting fucked that hard?

0:33:20.600 --> 0:33:26.480
<v Speaker 1>No, for real. It's like train, train, train, train. Wait, actually,

0:33:26.510 --> 0:33:29.670
<v Speaker 1>I have to also grab my vape because it's very tantalizing.

0:33:31.150 --> 0:33:39.250
<v Speaker 1>It's very tantalizing to me. But I don't know. Certain

0:33:39.290 --> 0:33:43.170
<v Speaker 1>practices are being lost, like hygiene, and I just can't

0:33:43.210 --> 0:33:46.900
<v Speaker 1>believe it. Bitch, I wasn't allowed to raise my voice,

0:33:47.040 --> 0:33:51.870
<v Speaker 1>make a joke, curse, post something like my parents hated

0:33:51.910 --> 0:33:54.570
<v Speaker 1>that I was on the internet and now people are

0:33:54.610 --> 0:33:56.540
<v Speaker 1>just on the like kids are on the internet just

0:33:56.600 --> 0:34:00.880
<v Speaker 1>like openly being like I stink like oh no we.

0:34:00.880 --> 0:34:04.870
<v Speaker 2>Are those kids in yeah Roll montage of us saying

0:34:04.890 --> 0:34:06.090
<v Speaker 2>we stink on the internet.

0:34:06.250 --> 0:34:08.750
<v Speaker 1>No, I can't really, like, I don't, I really wish

0:34:08.989 --> 0:34:11.899
<v Speaker 1>I understood why I said that. But, yeah, my dad

0:34:11.920 --> 0:34:14.319
<v Speaker 1>would come home from work and he expected us all

0:34:14.340 --> 0:34:16.860
<v Speaker 1>to be showered and cleaned. Because, bitch, he's going to

0:34:16.900 --> 0:34:18.819
<v Speaker 1>come home, shower and clean. He doesn't want to be

0:34:18.900 --> 0:34:23.259
<v Speaker 1>sat on the couch with, like, Stinky McGee and McPoopoo. Like,

0:34:23.300 --> 0:34:25.560
<v Speaker 1>get the fuck out of here. You're pissing me off. Like,

0:34:25.580 --> 0:34:27.530
<v Speaker 1>why are you talking to me with your stinky little

0:34:27.570 --> 0:34:28.330
<v Speaker 1>fucking breath?

0:34:28.670 --> 0:34:31.550
<v Speaker 2>I agree with your dad. Teenagers stink like butt.

0:34:32.020 --> 0:34:36.739
<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, my dad was, like, so... He would get, like,

0:34:36.780 --> 0:34:39.620
<v Speaker 1>strict over the weirdest things. Like, he was really strict

0:34:39.780 --> 0:34:42.880
<v Speaker 1>about us brushing our teeth before we leave the house.

0:34:43.320 --> 0:34:47.080
<v Speaker 2>Same. And I still had cavities. I would brush my

0:34:47.120 --> 0:34:49.420
<v Speaker 2>teeth three times a day, and I would still get cavities.

0:34:49.460 --> 0:34:51.400
<v Speaker 1>Do you just have, like, weak teeth genes?

0:34:53.320 --> 0:34:55.540
<v Speaker 2>I've talked about it before. When I was really young,

0:34:55.560 --> 0:34:58.440
<v Speaker 2>I had bad acid reflux, so when I would sleep,

0:34:59.160 --> 0:35:02.460
<v Speaker 2>my stomach acid would bubble up in my mouth and

0:35:02.500 --> 0:35:04.940
<v Speaker 2>then melt the enamel off of my teeth. So my

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:09.060
<v Speaker 2>teeth have no enamel. So there's no protective layer. So

0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:15.319
<v Speaker 2>I get cavities very easily. It's horrible. It's actually really debilitating.

0:35:15.380 --> 0:35:17.800
<v Speaker 2>It's a traumatic thing for me because like my sister

0:35:17.840 --> 0:35:19.920
<v Speaker 2>would get her picture put on the board at the

0:35:19.960 --> 0:35:22.960
<v Speaker 2>dentist office, no cavities, the no cavities board, Madeline would

0:35:22.980 --> 0:35:26.220
<v Speaker 2>get put on there and I wouldn't. And I would

0:35:26.239 --> 0:35:29.730
<v Speaker 2>feel like a failure every single time. And my parents

0:35:29.810 --> 0:35:32.330
<v Speaker 2>would be like, you need to brush your teeth more.

0:35:32.370 --> 0:35:34.270
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I am brushing my teeth more

0:35:34.310 --> 0:35:38.089
<v Speaker 2>than everyone in the world. And I'm still getting cavities.

0:35:38.450 --> 0:35:40.719
<v Speaker 2>And then once they found out that it was from that.

0:35:40.739 --> 0:35:43.400
<v Speaker 1>I am brushing my teeth more than anyone in the world.

0:35:44.380 --> 0:35:47.000
<v Speaker 2>Once they found out it was that, they all felt bad.

0:35:47.100 --> 0:35:50.100
<v Speaker 2>Just like when they made me still play baseball. When

0:35:50.160 --> 0:35:52.880
<v Speaker 2>I broke my collarbone diving for a baseball because they

0:35:52.900 --> 0:35:55.799
<v Speaker 2>thought I was faking it. In their defense, I did

0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:58.710
<v Speaker 2>cry a lot. and lied and said I got hit

0:35:58.750 --> 0:36:00.910
<v Speaker 2>by a bat while I was playing catcher because I

0:36:00.950 --> 0:36:03.670
<v Speaker 2>didn't want to play catcher the week before.

0:36:03.690 --> 0:36:03.850
<v Speaker 1>But I.

0:36:06.410 --> 0:36:10.210
<v Speaker 2>Did have a broken collarbone and they didn't believe me. Bruh.

0:36:10.830 --> 0:36:13.950
<v Speaker 1>One time in like seventh grade, it was right after

0:36:14.010 --> 0:36:17.470
<v Speaker 1>my dad found out I like secretly had a boyfriend

0:36:17.750 --> 0:36:23.069
<v Speaker 1>at school. I got food poisoning and... When he picked

0:36:23.130 --> 0:36:25.970
<v Speaker 1>me up from school, he was convinced that I didn't

0:36:25.989 --> 0:36:28.730
<v Speaker 1>have food poisoning, and he was refusing to take me

0:36:28.770 --> 0:36:30.770
<v Speaker 1>to the doctor because he was like, no, you know

0:36:30.790 --> 0:36:33.549
<v Speaker 1>what it is? You kissed that boyfriend, and he got

0:36:33.570 --> 0:36:38.290
<v Speaker 1>you sick. Like, no. What are we talking about? Like,

0:36:38.350 --> 0:36:39.270
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck?

0:36:39.330 --> 0:36:41.270
<v Speaker 2>And that's exactly how I'm going to be as a parent.

0:36:41.330 --> 0:36:43.410
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be like, you're lying. You're a liar.

0:36:43.450 --> 0:36:43.970
<v Speaker 1>You're a liar.

0:36:44.010 --> 0:36:45.730
<v Speaker 2>You're a liar. And they have a bloody ulcer in

0:36:45.770 --> 0:36:46.180
<v Speaker 2>their stomach.

0:36:46.200 --> 0:36:53.600
<v Speaker 1>No, I probably... Like, that's one of the things that, like... I... In,

0:36:54.610 --> 0:36:57.150
<v Speaker 1>oh my God. I was like, I'm not kidding. I

0:36:57.170 --> 0:37:00.110
<v Speaker 1>feel so bad because I don't know why I always

0:37:00.150 --> 0:37:05.810
<v Speaker 1>go to call her Cate Blanchard. But that's a, that's

0:37:05.930 --> 0:37:06.650
<v Speaker 1>not a person.

0:37:06.930 --> 0:37:09.109
<v Speaker 2>No. Cate Blanchard.

0:37:09.670 --> 0:37:12.250
<v Speaker 1>No, exactly. And that's who I'm thinking of. But wait,

0:37:12.270 --> 0:37:13.989
<v Speaker 1>let me find out the name of this person.

0:37:15.130 --> 0:37:18.549
<v Speaker 2>Because there's Gypsy Blanchard and Cate Blanchard. And I think

0:37:18.630 --> 0:37:21.319
<v Speaker 2>you're mixing Cate Blanchard.

0:37:21.360 --> 0:37:26.759
<v Speaker 1>I literally am, bro. Bitch, the way, like... Okay, we

0:37:26.800 --> 0:37:29.259
<v Speaker 1>need to cut all that. No. Actually, don't, because it's

0:37:29.320 --> 0:37:34.440
<v Speaker 1>so funny. Yeah. But Kate Berlant, the, like, actress.

0:37:34.460 --> 0:37:35.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh, the comedian. The funny girl.

0:37:36.230 --> 0:37:40.190
<v Speaker 1>Did I always accidentally go to call her Kate Berlant-ured?

0:37:42.690 --> 0:37:44.520
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, oh my God, have you seen Parmesan

0:37:44.560 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 1>and Cate Blanchard? It's really good.

0:37:47.920 --> 0:37:49.260
<v Speaker 2>But it is really good.

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:51.010
<v Speaker 1>No, I've watched it three times.

0:37:51.030 --> 0:37:52.830
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's so good.

0:37:53.350 --> 0:37:57.210
<v Speaker 1>But, Not to spoil it, but one of my favorite

0:37:57.250 --> 0:37:59.850
<v Speaker 1>jokes is, like, her being like, yeah, like, maybe I'll

0:37:59.870 --> 0:38:03.310
<v Speaker 1>have a kid, like, at some point, like, as a joke. Like,

0:38:03.370 --> 0:38:05.540
<v Speaker 1>at this point, like, what are we talking about? Where

0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:07.100
<v Speaker 1>the fuck is this thing going to go?

0:38:07.180 --> 0:38:08.460
<v Speaker 2>Like, actually, though.

0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:11.180
<v Speaker 1>Like, what in the world? And I know we're blue

0:38:11.219 --> 0:38:15.489
<v Speaker 1>right now, and, like, I'm really positive. But, guys, the

0:38:15.570 --> 0:38:16.870
<v Speaker 1>work is not done.

0:38:16.910 --> 0:38:20.150
<v Speaker 2>No, actually, though, the pendulum always swings when you're least

0:38:20.230 --> 0:38:24.839
<v Speaker 2>expecting it. It happens slowly under your fucking nose. They

0:38:25.300 --> 0:38:28.040
<v Speaker 2>get away with it slowly and slowly until it's all

0:38:28.060 --> 0:38:29.060
<v Speaker 2>the way back and you're like.

0:38:29.080 --> 0:38:29.550
<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God.

0:38:29.580 --> 0:38:30.560
<v Speaker 2>So let's learn our lesson.

0:38:31.300 --> 0:38:34.890
<v Speaker 1>Let's keep our eye out.

0:38:35.320 --> 0:38:35.540
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:38:36.100 --> 0:38:37.380
<v Speaker 1>Who's being sneaky?

0:38:37.480 --> 0:38:39.819
<v Speaker 2>But, yeah, Kate Burlant is probably, like, one of the

0:38:39.860 --> 0:38:42.620
<v Speaker 2>more funny people, if not the funniest person alive right now. Dude,

0:38:42.640 --> 0:38:43.990
<v Speaker 2>that stays up his show.

0:38:44.010 --> 0:38:44.890
<v Speaker 1>That special is great.

0:38:45.460 --> 0:38:46.549
<v Speaker 2>So go tune in.

0:38:46.590 --> 0:38:49.049
<v Speaker 1>But, yeah, fuck, I don't know why. What were we

0:38:49.070 --> 0:38:50.029
<v Speaker 1>talking about right before that?

0:38:50.390 --> 0:38:54.250
<v Speaker 2>I have no... I literally, like, we just talk out

0:38:54.290 --> 0:38:56.750
<v Speaker 2>of our ass. Like, half the shit I say, I

0:38:56.830 --> 0:38:59.029
<v Speaker 2>don't know what I just said. Like, I couldn't tell

0:38:59.050 --> 0:39:01.029
<v Speaker 2>you what I said three seconds before.

0:39:01.570 --> 0:39:03.440
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know. And what's fucked up is at

0:39:03.500 --> 0:39:05.299
<v Speaker 1>least I'm, like, high, so I can be like, I'm

0:39:05.320 --> 0:39:06.340
<v Speaker 1>so high, I don't remember.

0:39:06.980 --> 0:39:09.600
<v Speaker 2>You are done sober. I'm just fucking rotted, bro. Well.

0:39:14.690 --> 0:39:19.520
<v Speaker 2>I think we need to bring back flash mobs. Like,

0:39:20.739 --> 0:39:23.380
<v Speaker 2>I think that was the last time as a society,

0:39:23.440 --> 0:39:26.730
<v Speaker 2>we were truly happy and truly united. Like if someone

0:39:26.770 --> 0:39:29.270
<v Speaker 2>did a flash mob today, if someone did a flash

0:39:29.310 --> 0:39:34.080
<v Speaker 2>mob today, they would shoot. People would shoot up the

0:39:34.100 --> 0:39:36.319
<v Speaker 2>flash mob. We are so angry and we hate each other.

0:39:37.140 --> 0:39:39.980
<v Speaker 2>If you got flash mobbed like 10 years ago, 15

0:39:39.980 --> 0:39:43.760
<v Speaker 2>years ago, 20 years ago, that was like seeing Christ.

0:39:43.920 --> 0:39:47.609
<v Speaker 2>Like that was like God returning and like blessing. No,

0:39:47.650 --> 0:39:51.410
<v Speaker 2>literally like all I ever wanted. As, like, a 10-year-old

0:39:51.489 --> 0:39:54.190
<v Speaker 2>was to be, like, in Times Square and a big

0:39:54.250 --> 0:39:57.750
<v Speaker 2>flash mob thriller happens. Like, I wanted that so bad

0:39:57.790 --> 0:40:03.580
<v Speaker 2>more than anything. But bring them back. I think we're ready.

0:40:04.020 --> 0:40:04.880
<v Speaker 2>Blue Wave, baby.

0:40:04.900 --> 0:40:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I think the equivalent to that is, like, the K-pop

0:40:08.380 --> 0:40:11.680
<v Speaker 1>meetups where they're all, like, doing, like, that. And, like, see,

0:40:11.719 --> 0:40:12.960
<v Speaker 1>that gets, like, made fun.

0:40:12.840 --> 0:40:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Of a lot. I think that's cute as fuck.

0:40:14.980 --> 0:40:16.920
<v Speaker 1>No, I love. I'm not kidding.

0:40:17.719 --> 0:40:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Community, baby.

0:40:18.140 --> 0:40:20.509
<v Speaker 1>I've always said. I don't give a fuck what you do.

0:40:20.690 --> 0:40:22.279
<v Speaker 1>As long as you're not being....

0:40:23.110 --> 0:40:23.490
<v Speaker 2>Creepy.

0:40:23.550 --> 0:40:27.450
<v Speaker 1>A fucking pervert freak bastard for no goddamn reason.

0:40:27.489 --> 0:40:27.870
<v Speaker 2>Or the killer.

0:40:27.910 --> 0:40:34.969
<v Speaker 1>And being weird and the killer. Do you, boo? Mm-hmm. Like, seriously, like,

0:40:35.070 --> 0:40:38.590
<v Speaker 1>whatever makes your wings flutter. Like, I don't care. Like,

0:40:38.830 --> 0:40:41.250
<v Speaker 1>if it sends a breeze through your feathers, I love

0:40:41.290 --> 0:40:45.870
<v Speaker 1>that for you. Um... Fuck, fuck, fuck, what was I

0:40:45.870 --> 0:40:46.430
<v Speaker 1>gonna say?

0:40:46.989 --> 0:40:48.370
<v Speaker 2>K-pop meetup, Flash Mom.

0:40:48.570 --> 0:40:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh! No, I was thinking of what I was going

0:40:50.580 --> 0:40:52.640
<v Speaker 1>to say before when I was about to interrupt you

0:40:52.680 --> 0:41:00.020
<v Speaker 1>and then I stopped myself. But realize, realize, realize, realize

0:41:00.219 --> 0:41:05.460
<v Speaker 1>how when flash mobs disappeared, they were able to, like,

0:41:05.540 --> 0:41:09.440
<v Speaker 1>they didn't disappear. They were able to just individualize the

0:41:09.580 --> 0:41:13.120
<v Speaker 1>need for community dance to us in our rooms.

0:41:13.340 --> 0:41:13.910
<v Speaker 2>On TikTok.

0:41:13.989 --> 0:41:17.189
<v Speaker 1>On TikTok. Wow. So there is, you are right, there is...

0:41:17.760 --> 0:41:20.870
<v Speaker 1>There is an inherent want. And we are one of,

0:41:21.020 --> 0:41:21.400
<v Speaker 1>I think.

0:41:21.560 --> 0:41:23.839
<v Speaker 2>Reject modernity. Embrace tradition, baby.

0:41:23.880 --> 0:41:27.390
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, the last social generations. And it's not even just, like,

0:41:27.450 --> 0:41:32.930
<v Speaker 1>generational now. It's, like, societally, like, this, like, maybe it's

0:41:33.110 --> 0:41:35.870
<v Speaker 1>all of us. Because COVID did it. And then, like,

0:41:36.530 --> 0:41:39.799
<v Speaker 1>even after COVID, people were like, I think I like

0:41:39.840 --> 0:41:42.380
<v Speaker 1>this little life of, like, sitting on my ass and, like,

0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:47.399
<v Speaker 1>scratching my butt. Like. Which, it is really tempting to

0:41:47.520 --> 0:41:50.799
<v Speaker 1>scratch your ass all day. And, like, not do butt kiss. But, oh,

0:41:50.880 --> 0:41:55.390
<v Speaker 1>my gosh. The breeze in your hair will literally do

0:41:55.450 --> 0:41:59.390
<v Speaker 1>wonders for you. You can't imagine. Oh, my God. The

0:41:59.430 --> 0:42:00.950
<v Speaker 1>time change is going to kill me, I think.

0:42:01.489 --> 0:42:03.890
<v Speaker 2>Well, no. I've been going to bed at 10.30 and

0:42:03.910 --> 0:42:06.030
<v Speaker 2>waking up at 7 a.m. I luckily fell asleep.

0:42:10.840 --> 0:42:14.940
<v Speaker 1>Late last night late for me being like almost 1

0:42:14.940 --> 0:42:19.360
<v Speaker 1>a.m and then i woke up at 7 a.m and

0:42:19.400 --> 0:42:21.259
<v Speaker 1>then i went back to sleep because i put on

0:42:21.280 --> 0:42:23.480
<v Speaker 1>my fucking sleep.

0:42:23.239 --> 0:42:32.530
<v Speaker 2>Mask yeah drew psyop whoa drew psyop these are courtesy

0:42:32.570 --> 0:42:35.330
<v Speaker 2>of orion oh my god.

0:42:34.830 --> 0:42:40.219
<v Speaker 1>Wait also you didn't say like see like Sing a

0:42:40.260 --> 0:42:45.980
<v Speaker 1>song or something. I want more passion. Drool, sigh up. See, see,

0:42:46.020 --> 0:42:48.520
<v Speaker 1>now you have me excited. Like, now I'm excited.

0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:49.839
<v Speaker 2>Skinny girl.

0:42:50.070 --> 0:42:52.450
<v Speaker 1>Oh. Fuck.

0:42:53.130 --> 0:42:55.990
<v Speaker 2>Right back to it. Skinny girls twerk fast as fuck.

0:42:56.590 --> 0:42:59.250
<v Speaker 1>Dude. So fucking real.

0:42:59.989 --> 0:43:04.989
<v Speaker 2>Horny detectives be like, let me crack this case. This

0:43:05.090 --> 0:43:08.259
<v Speaker 2>girl just walked past me smiling at her phone. Bitch,

0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:16.430
<v Speaker 2>who are you texting? My man? Don't come to my

0:43:16.489 --> 0:43:19.469
<v Speaker 2>house talking about turn down the air. Bitch, put your

0:43:19.570 --> 0:43:27.719
<v Speaker 2>arms in your shirt. That's all I got.

0:43:27.739 --> 0:43:37.649
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about like Joe Science, San Francisco. grown his

0:43:37.710 --> 0:43:41.450
<v Speaker 1>shit with his arms and his shirt like outside with

0:43:41.550 --> 0:43:44.410
<v Speaker 1>us smoking i'm both violent i had a jacket on

0:43:44.450 --> 0:43:46.670
<v Speaker 1>and we were like do you want our jackets and

0:43:46.690 --> 0:43:50.870
<v Speaker 1>he's like no it's fine.

0:43:51.060 --> 0:43:55.180
<v Speaker 2>Oh also the last thing um halloween we didn't like

0:43:55.200 --> 0:43:58.460
<v Speaker 2>talk about it at all oh my god that was so.

0:43:58.219 --> 0:44:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Lit that was awesome as fuck.

0:44:00.719 --> 0:44:03.799
<v Speaker 2>Um Christina Aguilera Halloween party.

0:44:03.820 --> 0:44:08.180
<v Speaker 1>We got to go to Xtinaween. It was so fun.

0:44:08.450 --> 0:44:11.670
<v Speaker 1>I saw some of my favorite fucking people ever. We

0:44:11.710 --> 0:44:13.910
<v Speaker 1>saw Devin, Sydney, Ben.

0:44:13.930 --> 0:44:14.830
<v Speaker 2>Barbie, Ben.

0:44:14.890 --> 0:44:19.130
<v Speaker 1>Barbie, Todd, Rain.

0:44:19.930 --> 0:44:25.969
<v Speaker 2>Drew, Josiah. Devin and Sydney's mom and dad. Oh, my God.

0:44:26.010 --> 0:44:26.970
<v Speaker 2>Should I tell the story?

0:44:26.989 --> 0:44:30.830
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Oh, my God.

0:44:30.850 --> 0:44:31.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

0:44:31.130 --> 0:44:34.720
<v Speaker 1>Okay. First of all, I'm not kidding. I have, like,

0:44:34.760 --> 0:44:40.020
<v Speaker 1>the same, like... Granted, I have not spent nearly as

0:44:40.060 --> 0:44:42.300
<v Speaker 1>much time with these people, so it's a bit ridiculous

0:44:42.340 --> 0:44:45.379
<v Speaker 1>for me to claim this. But, like, I have the same, like,

0:44:45.600 --> 0:44:47.980
<v Speaker 1>love that I have for their parents that I have

0:44:48.020 --> 0:44:50.410
<v Speaker 1>for your parents, where I'm like, aw, those are, like.

0:44:50.710 --> 0:44:51.549
<v Speaker 2>They're special people.

0:44:51.590 --> 0:44:58.390
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, those are, like... Like, Drew and Sydney and... Like, Drew, Mac, Drew, Sydney,

0:44:58.410 --> 0:45:02.569
<v Speaker 1>and Devin... And, like, Nicole and, like, everyone in that circle, like,

0:45:02.590 --> 0:45:03.550
<v Speaker 1>they feel like my cousins.

0:45:03.670 --> 0:45:04.190
<v Speaker 2>That's family.

0:45:04.210 --> 0:45:06.830
<v Speaker 1>Like, does that make sense? Like, yeah, that's, like, my family.

0:45:07.150 --> 0:45:10.609
<v Speaker 1>But specifically, Sydney and Devin and her parents, like, that's

0:45:10.660 --> 0:45:11.740
<v Speaker 1>my aunt and uncle.

0:45:11.920 --> 0:45:12.859
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they are.

0:45:12.880 --> 0:45:16.759
<v Speaker 1>Like, I literally fuck with them so much. Okay, thank you.

0:45:16.820 --> 0:45:20.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. But, so, when I saw that they were there,

0:45:20.940 --> 0:45:24.110
<v Speaker 2>I was so excited. And, like, they were excited to

0:45:24.140 --> 0:45:26.190
<v Speaker 2>see me. So, like, we hugged.

0:45:27.390 --> 0:45:27.549
<v Speaker 1>And.

0:45:29.060 --> 0:45:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Devin and Sydney's mom. Okay, wait, let me backtrack. So

0:45:34.140 --> 0:45:36.940
<v Speaker 2>I painted my face black and white for Halloween. I

0:45:36.980 --> 0:45:40.830
<v Speaker 2>was a juggalo. Insane clown bossy. And so I had

0:45:40.870 --> 0:45:43.009
<v Speaker 2>a lot of paint all over my face. And I

0:45:43.050 --> 0:45:45.110
<v Speaker 2>was packing that shit on all through the night. I

0:45:45.390 --> 0:45:46.550
<v Speaker 2>would go and do touch-ups.

0:45:46.590 --> 0:45:49.069
<v Speaker 1>He didn't go to Mac. He didn't hit up a

0:45:49.150 --> 0:45:51.290
<v Speaker 1>about face. He didn't do some cute shit.

0:45:51.330 --> 0:45:56.660
<v Speaker 2>Mehron grease paint. Mehron grease paint like gnarly boots. And

0:45:56.680 --> 0:45:58.840
<v Speaker 2>so when I saw them, they didn't recognize me at first,

0:45:58.880 --> 0:46:01.360
<v Speaker 2>like Devin and Sydney's parents, but then they were like, oh, Drew.

0:46:01.480 --> 0:46:03.860
<v Speaker 2>And like, we like had our little reunion moment. We

0:46:03.900 --> 0:46:06.920
<v Speaker 2>said hi. Well, when I was hugging Sydney and Devin's mom,

0:46:07.420 --> 0:46:11.640
<v Speaker 2>her cheek happened to touch my face that was painted

0:46:11.680 --> 0:46:13.799
<v Speaker 2>in grease paint. And if you know anything about grease paint,

0:46:13.840 --> 0:46:16.479
<v Speaker 2>the transfer is gnarly. Like if you touch it, your

0:46:16.760 --> 0:46:19.600
<v Speaker 2>hand is black and white for four hours, unless you

0:46:19.620 --> 0:46:23.390
<v Speaker 2>have like the balm to remove it. Well, I didn't

0:46:23.410 --> 0:46:28.009
<v Speaker 2>realize that until like An hour later, like we're all

0:46:28.050 --> 0:46:29.930
<v Speaker 2>like feeling our oats a little bit and like a

0:46:29.950 --> 0:46:32.580
<v Speaker 2>little drunk now. And I see her and we pass

0:46:32.620 --> 0:46:35.379
<v Speaker 2>by each other. And I noticed that she has black

0:46:35.400 --> 0:46:37.719
<v Speaker 2>and white paint on the side of her face. And

0:46:37.760 --> 0:46:39.580
<v Speaker 2>like the right thing to do in that moment would

0:46:39.600 --> 0:46:44.009
<v Speaker 2>have been like, oh, my God, Mama, I like I

0:46:44.090 --> 0:46:45.450
<v Speaker 2>put paint all over your face.

0:46:45.489 --> 0:46:47.130
<v Speaker 1>Mama, I painted you.

0:46:47.150 --> 0:46:50.330
<v Speaker 2>Mama, I painted you. I'm so sorry. But I didn't

0:46:50.370 --> 0:46:53.750
<v Speaker 2>because I'm a coward. and then I saw her a

0:46:53.830 --> 0:46:56.469
<v Speaker 2>second time in the party, and that was probably, like,

0:46:56.469 --> 0:46:59.550
<v Speaker 2>30 minutes later, and there was no paint on her face.

0:46:59.989 --> 0:47:02.640
<v Speaker 2>So someone was brave enough to tell her, but she

0:47:02.680 --> 0:47:05.140
<v Speaker 2>did probably exist for at least an hour with, like,

0:47:05.200 --> 0:47:07.580
<v Speaker 2>black and white on her face, and I am so sorry.

0:47:07.780 --> 0:47:10.500
<v Speaker 2>I am so sorry. Like, I, like, I'm so sorry.

0:47:10.960 --> 0:47:13.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you were guilty as shit the first thing that

0:47:13.180 --> 0:47:15.239
<v Speaker 1>he said when he woke up, because Josie and I

0:47:15.320 --> 0:47:18.520
<v Speaker 1>slept on the couch, and the first thing he said

0:47:18.560 --> 0:47:20.180
<v Speaker 1>when he woke up, I opened my eyes, and he

0:47:20.200 --> 0:47:23.040
<v Speaker 1>was standing above me, and he was like, I need

0:47:23.060 --> 0:47:27.009
<v Speaker 1>to say something. Devin's mom last night, after I hugged her,

0:47:27.469 --> 0:47:30.770
<v Speaker 1>paint on her face. 30 minutes later, paint on her face.

0:47:31.070 --> 0:47:34.410
<v Speaker 1>An hour later, no paint on her face. Somebody else

0:47:34.469 --> 0:47:36.070
<v Speaker 1>was brave enough to tell her there was paint on

0:47:36.090 --> 0:47:37.290
<v Speaker 1>her face, and it wasn't me.

0:47:37.510 --> 0:47:38.730
<v Speaker 2>It was eating me alive, guys.

0:47:38.750 --> 0:47:40.810
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, he literally was like, fuck, I should have

0:47:40.850 --> 0:47:45.609
<v Speaker 1>said something. Because, like, bitch, you were caught fucking face-painted, hoe. Like,

0:47:45.710 --> 0:47:47.330
<v Speaker 1>you were the only motherfucker.

0:47:47.450 --> 0:47:49.490
<v Speaker 2>Caught black and white-handed. Hello.

0:47:49.910 --> 0:47:53.420
<v Speaker 1>Hello. I really, like, if I can go back in time, like,

0:47:53.520 --> 0:48:01.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm just, like, um, like, What was done to Coachella

0:48:01.600 --> 0:48:02.939
<v Speaker 1>has been done to Halloween.

0:48:03.340 --> 0:48:04.020
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:48:04.200 --> 0:48:05.480
<v Speaker 1>So I've, like, become.

0:48:05.500 --> 0:48:06.100
<v Speaker 2>And I partake.

0:48:07.120 --> 0:48:07.700
<v Speaker 1>Huh?

0:48:07.960 --> 0:48:08.660
<v Speaker 2>And I partake.

0:48:09.980 --> 0:48:12.850
<v Speaker 1>Yes, but also, like, the thing about Coachella is, like,

0:48:13.190 --> 0:48:17.549
<v Speaker 1>every day there's a fit. Every day there's a look. Which, period. Like,

0:48:17.570 --> 0:48:20.150
<v Speaker 1>because I've always said, like, yeah, you do you. But

0:48:20.210 --> 0:48:25.000
<v Speaker 1>because of that, I, like, haven't, like... pulled back but

0:48:25.060 --> 0:48:27.080
<v Speaker 1>in my dreams if i also had that kind of

0:48:27.120 --> 0:48:29.620
<v Speaker 1>stamina the real the real thing is i'm lazy.

0:48:29.540 --> 0:48:36.460
<v Speaker 2>Let's be real and i only saw on halloween i

0:48:36.560 --> 0:48:39.660
<v Speaker 2>only saw it fell off i only saw three tates

0:48:40.820 --> 0:48:43.260
<v Speaker 2>i only saw three tate langdon's this year and like

0:48:43.320 --> 0:48:45.529
<v Speaker 2>it's kind of breaking my heart that it's falling off

0:48:45.650 --> 0:48:48.759
<v Speaker 2>y'all It's falling off.

0:48:48.840 --> 0:48:53.700
<v Speaker 1>You and your enemies to lovers with Tate Langdon.

0:48:53.739 --> 0:48:56.100
<v Speaker 2>Like, it's falling off. I didn't see as many as

0:48:56.180 --> 0:48:56.799
<v Speaker 2>I should have.

0:48:56.820 --> 0:48:58.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, actually, now that I think about it, I haven't

0:48:58.820 --> 0:49:01.960
<v Speaker 1>seen a single, I didn't see a single TikTok of that.

0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:02.460
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:49:02.820 --> 0:49:04.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I did. Oh, you did?

0:49:04.719 --> 0:49:06.739
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. I only saw three. Normally, I

0:49:06.739 --> 0:49:07.170
<v Speaker 2>see about 50.

0:49:07.160 --> 0:49:08.919
<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay. I thought you saw, like, them in real

0:49:08.960 --> 0:49:10.279
<v Speaker 1>life because I was like, gag.

0:49:10.340 --> 0:49:12.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, I saw one in real life.

0:49:13.030 --> 0:49:13.680
<v Speaker 1>So, you saw four?

0:49:13.790 --> 0:49:17.219
<v Speaker 2>At X-Dinaween. Hello.

0:49:17.620 --> 0:49:23.799
<v Speaker 1>Hello. And then per usual Halloween tradition, I fell in

0:49:23.840 --> 0:49:24.580
<v Speaker 1>the bushes.

0:49:24.680 --> 0:49:26.140
<v Speaker 2>Classic.

0:49:26.260 --> 0:49:28.279
<v Speaker 1>I can't not fall on Halloween.

0:49:28.460 --> 0:49:30.450
<v Speaker 2>It's literally a certified classic.

0:49:30.620 --> 0:49:33.629
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It wasn't as bad as the fall last year.

0:49:33.850 --> 0:49:36.210
<v Speaker 1>Remember last year I gave myself a concussion.

0:49:38.150 --> 0:49:43.240
<v Speaker 2>There is video proof. Do we insert the video proof? Yes,

0:49:43.300 --> 0:49:44.160
<v Speaker 2>we literally have to.

0:49:44.160 --> 0:49:44.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, whatever, yeah.

0:49:44.860 --> 0:49:55.430
<v Speaker 2>Let's work on it. All right, we got to go. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.

0:49:55.489 --> 0:49:58.950
<v Speaker 1>Josie, wait. Like, Josie telling the security, or it was

0:49:59.010 --> 0:50:02.469
<v Speaker 1>a valet. There was a valet at the party, and

0:50:02.510 --> 0:50:06.799
<v Speaker 1>we were waiting for... of the car and Josie was

0:50:06.840 --> 0:50:08.920
<v Speaker 1>taking a video of me next to the like the

0:50:08.960 --> 0:50:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Mars attack thing and I spun around and like fell

0:50:13.180 --> 0:50:18.020
<v Speaker 1>off the sidewalk into like her bushes and bitch I

0:50:18.060 --> 0:50:18.610
<v Speaker 1>clung on to her.

0:50:18.620 --> 0:50:20.759
<v Speaker 2>You fell hard as fuck. Mind you the Mars.

0:50:20.560 --> 0:50:23.500
<v Speaker 1>Attack animatronic I hate that I know this but it's

0:50:23.540 --> 0:50:26.700
<v Speaker 1>like so expensive because that's like a really nice one

0:50:26.719 --> 0:50:28.670
<v Speaker 1>that like it's one of the resale ones that happened

0:50:28.690 --> 0:50:31.110
<v Speaker 1>like I think it was a more recent one so

0:50:31.130 --> 0:50:35.450
<v Speaker 1>it's like not the most expensive animatronic ever but That's, like, not, like,

0:50:35.510 --> 0:50:38.930
<v Speaker 1>that would not be fun to have to replace. And

0:50:39.090 --> 0:50:41.120
<v Speaker 1>I grabbed onto it and I almost fucking took it

0:50:41.140 --> 0:50:44.940
<v Speaker 1>down with me. They had that shit bolted the fuck down.

0:50:45.040 --> 0:50:47.960
<v Speaker 1>I was actually so shocked looking back at that video.

0:50:48.140 --> 0:50:49.940
<v Speaker 2>You fell hard as fuck.

0:50:50.160 --> 0:50:54.400
<v Speaker 1>No, that's the other thing is, like, I think because the, the,

0:50:54.860 --> 0:50:58.339
<v Speaker 1>it was raining, so, like, the mulch and everything was

0:50:58.410 --> 0:51:00.779
<v Speaker 1>very wet. And like, so were the bushes. So it

0:51:00.800 --> 0:51:02.960
<v Speaker 1>was kind of just like, like I felt, I.

0:51:02.880 --> 0:51:04.180
<v Speaker 2>Felt like I fell into a cloud.

0:51:04.239 --> 0:51:06.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Like it was actually very comfortable. I would sleep

0:51:06.700 --> 0:51:08.009
<v Speaker 1>in Christina Aguilera's bushes.

0:51:08.030 --> 0:51:10.669
<v Speaker 2>I think we should. Yeah, I think I will.

0:51:11.290 --> 0:51:13.910
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I'm sorry to her. Oh, and I also,

0:51:13.930 --> 0:51:17.370
<v Speaker 1>I will say before we go, I am sorry. I

0:51:17.860 --> 0:51:21.839
<v Speaker 1>did say, not on purpose I did go home with

0:51:22.020 --> 0:51:26.160
<v Speaker 1>a massive like household lighter that I asked for to

0:51:26.219 --> 0:51:28.360
<v Speaker 1>borrow and I had in my purse because I was

0:51:28.380 --> 0:51:30.630
<v Speaker 1>smoking at the party and I did leave with it

0:51:30.660 --> 0:51:33.629
<v Speaker 1>and I do feel guilty because it does feel like

0:51:33.650 --> 0:51:35.430
<v Speaker 1>in this weird way because I didn't take it on

0:51:35.469 --> 0:51:37.810
<v Speaker 1>purpose but then it gives me this flashback to when

0:51:37.850 --> 0:51:39.790
<v Speaker 1>like I first started going out when I was like

0:51:39.850 --> 0:51:42.750
<v Speaker 1>younger and and like would get drunk and I would

0:51:42.810 --> 0:51:45.390
<v Speaker 1>be like a kleptomaniac and like it would take relics

0:51:45.690 --> 0:51:47.870
<v Speaker 1>and and I've thought about that a lot and obviously

0:51:47.950 --> 0:51:49.690
<v Speaker 1>like now I can look back now that it's been

0:51:49.730 --> 0:51:56.529
<v Speaker 1>like five years like oh my god I'm old I

0:51:56.590 --> 0:51:58.969
<v Speaker 1>love it um now now that it's been longer I'm

0:51:58.989 --> 0:52:00.859
<v Speaker 1>like oh my god that was literally me just like

0:52:00.930 --> 0:52:02.680
<v Speaker 1>upset that I'm like oh my god I feel like

0:52:02.739 --> 0:52:04.820
<v Speaker 1>I actually because of like where I came from I

0:52:04.840 --> 0:52:06.500
<v Speaker 1>was like oh my god I feel like I'm rich

0:52:06.560 --> 0:52:11.489
<v Speaker 1>mind you We were living in, like, Belmont. Spooky. I

0:52:11.530 --> 0:52:14.859
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm feeling rich right now in my living situation,

0:52:14.920 --> 0:52:17.360
<v Speaker 1>and y'all mean to tell me you have it better?

0:52:17.380 --> 0:52:19.020
<v Speaker 1>So I would become a kleptomaniac.

0:52:19.040 --> 0:52:21.799
<v Speaker 2>Have we ever, like, doxxed where we first lived? Like,

0:52:21.820 --> 0:52:24.490
<v Speaker 2>have we ever said Belmont Station? I guess Roy did

0:52:24.550 --> 0:52:25.250
<v Speaker 2>in the album.

0:52:25.330 --> 0:52:25.690
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:52:26.530 --> 0:52:31.950
<v Speaker 2>That place was crazy. Scary.

0:52:34.330 --> 0:52:34.509
<v Speaker 1>Whew.

0:52:35.130 --> 0:52:36.170
<v Speaker 2>The dog days, though.

0:52:36.210 --> 0:52:39.130
<v Speaker 1>That was... Yeah, now that's why I'm like, I'm so grateful!

0:52:39.170 --> 0:52:40.950
<v Speaker 2>I'm so grateful!

0:52:42.610 --> 0:52:44.109
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I just need to get that off my

0:52:44.160 --> 0:52:51.920
<v Speaker 1>chest because now I have, like, a blue, like, big-ass

0:52:52.000 --> 0:52:58.400
<v Speaker 1>Bic lighter that's meant probably for her fucking fireplace. Ew, ew, ew, ew!

0:52:58.480 --> 0:52:59.420
<v Speaker 1>I hate that because, like.

0:52:59.440 --> 0:53:00.319
<v Speaker 2>We'll get it back to her.

0:53:00.540 --> 0:53:01.899
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, true, true, true. We can, we can.

0:53:02.500 --> 0:53:03.580
<v Speaker 2>Like, so easily.

0:53:03.989 --> 0:53:06.210
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we really should, though, because I feel, like, uncomfortable

0:53:06.230 --> 0:53:08.660
<v Speaker 1>at the thought that, like, somebody in that household went

0:53:08.680 --> 0:53:13.219
<v Speaker 1>to go find that big-ass lighter and was like... Where?

0:53:13.500 --> 0:53:15.140
<v Speaker 1>Where did that go? That was the lighter. That was

0:53:15.380 --> 0:53:19.120
<v Speaker 1>always there. Because it seems like one of those. Yeah. Like,

0:53:19.180 --> 0:53:20.879
<v Speaker 1>it's like we have a green one of that, like,

0:53:20.920 --> 0:53:22.180
<v Speaker 1>the lime green one.

0:53:22.680 --> 0:53:23.980
<v Speaker 2>They're not that expensive.

0:53:24.020 --> 0:53:26.710
<v Speaker 1>No, no. They're, like, $ 2. They're, like, the big, long ones. Like,

0:53:26.770 --> 0:53:30.549
<v Speaker 1>I didn't take some, like... Blowtorch. Like, yeah, but it

0:53:30.630 --> 0:53:34.790
<v Speaker 1>is just funny now, like, being... Because, I mean, my

0:53:35.270 --> 0:53:36.630
<v Speaker 1>brain is just a little more clear.

0:53:36.650 --> 0:53:39.110
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the lobe has developed.

0:53:39.130 --> 0:53:42.170
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the lobes have developed. So I'm like, even something

0:53:42.210 --> 0:53:44.330
<v Speaker 1>like that. I'm like, oh my God, that's not mine.

0:53:44.350 --> 0:53:47.129
<v Speaker 1>That's not mine. And then it actually had me thinking

0:53:47.150 --> 0:53:48.839
<v Speaker 1>because I got some stuff. I bought some stuff off

0:53:48.880 --> 0:53:50.660
<v Speaker 1>of Facebook Market. And then I was thinking about this

0:53:50.719 --> 0:53:54.160
<v Speaker 1>as I was falling asleep. It was like some of

0:53:54.200 --> 0:53:59.410
<v Speaker 1>my last thoughts. Because my... door, you oiled the hinges

0:53:59.469 --> 0:54:02.089
<v Speaker 1>on my door. And since then that hose, like she's

0:54:02.170 --> 0:54:07.069
<v Speaker 1>Lucy Magoosey. She never closes, which is lit, but it

0:54:07.130 --> 0:54:10.109
<v Speaker 1>gets like thrown open really easily. And as I was

0:54:10.160 --> 0:54:13.120
<v Speaker 1>falling asleep, I was literally about to like fall into sleep.

0:54:13.680 --> 0:54:16.490
<v Speaker 1>the door blew open and then I started to think

0:54:16.550 --> 0:54:20.670
<v Speaker 1>about my um one of the things I bought from

0:54:20.710 --> 0:54:24.230
<v Speaker 1>Facebook market was upstairs right next to that door and

0:54:24.850 --> 0:54:27.390
<v Speaker 1>I genuinely my thought went down the process uh my

0:54:27.489 --> 0:54:30.230
<v Speaker 1>brain went down the thought process of like oh my

0:54:30.270 --> 0:54:32.029
<v Speaker 1>god I brought a haunted good into my house and

0:54:32.070 --> 0:54:33.969
<v Speaker 1>like this is my karma because I took something from

0:54:34.010 --> 0:54:36.049
<v Speaker 1>somebody else's house that's not supposed to be in my

0:54:36.090 --> 0:54:38.460
<v Speaker 1>house and then thank god I.

0:54:38.440 --> 0:54:41.040
<v Speaker 2>Knocked out you're a crazy person yeah um.

0:54:41.620 --> 0:54:43.580
<v Speaker 1>So that's why I had to get that off my chest.

0:54:45.160 --> 0:54:47.339
<v Speaker 2>And I love that. And we'll get it back to her.

0:54:47.820 --> 0:54:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:54:48.700 --> 0:54:54.490
<v Speaker 2>Um, media, media, media, media. I watched, or I started

0:54:54.590 --> 0:55:00.029
<v Speaker 2>two shows, phony and war. Um, phony is really cool. Um,

0:55:00.510 --> 0:55:03.690
<v Speaker 2>I'm only one episode in, I think, but like, I

0:55:03.730 --> 0:55:08.340
<v Speaker 2>was like pleasantly like surprised by it, but war y'all,

0:55:08.719 --> 0:55:15.290
<v Speaker 2>if you liked succession, like, war is good TV. Like

0:55:15.350 --> 0:55:18.870
<v Speaker 2>it's like, it's like, oh my God, like we're watching

0:55:18.969 --> 0:55:20.220
<v Speaker 2>a good show right now.

0:55:20.230 --> 0:55:21.670
<v Speaker 1>Oh my God, I'm watching TV right now.

0:55:21.690 --> 0:55:25.060
<v Speaker 2>And it's like literally, and it's like so cool and

0:55:25.100 --> 0:55:28.980
<v Speaker 2>it's like about lawyers, but it doesn't sound, it's not like,

0:55:29.960 --> 0:55:31.759
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to describe it. It's like this

0:55:31.880 --> 0:55:34.380
<v Speaker 2>perfect middle ground where you feel smart watching it, but

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<v Speaker 2>you don't actually have to be smart to understand what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on. And that's perfect for a broad like me.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, it's like it's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>I like my bitches dumb. Yeah, I like them alcoholic.

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<v Speaker 2>And then music means nothing to me. I drive in

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<v Speaker 2>silence for the past two weeks. I'm just driven in silence.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew. We literally switch places with music.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, is music like big for you right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Music is so lit for me right now. I'm back

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<v Speaker 1>to it. I relapsed on music. Oh, my gosh. Like.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now you have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Carry the torch. But yeah, I was in a phase

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<v Speaker 1>where I haven't been listening to music as much. But

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<v Speaker 1>as of recent, I've been bitten by the bug again.

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<v Speaker 1>I love music. Uh, and Drew was loving music this

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<v Speaker 1>past year. So we just switched spots and we always

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<v Speaker 1>talk about how that always happens. That always happens.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're carrying the torch. You'll have to put me on.

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<v Speaker 1>On the run, Baby Osama, that whole like mixtape is good.

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<v Speaker 1>Six Figure and Miami Zoes. I can't think of which

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<v Speaker 1>other one I like. There's one on here that like

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<v Speaker 1>freaks me out that I'm like, okay, like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't listen to that. Like, cause what's happening here? But like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Whatchamacallit is so good. Like, just a great mixtape.

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<v Speaker 1>Tim Buckley, Love from Room 109 at the Islander. Donny Hathaway,

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<v Speaker 1>Memory of Our Love. My Stinky Vagina Hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I love that one. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 1>Cass Elliott's cover of Disney Girls by the Beach Boys.

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<v Speaker 1>nothing makes me happier. I remember when I found, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess that wasn't the same thing because Cass Elliott's cover. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she has two versions of her cover of didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to have to do it. Um, the version two was

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite of her cover. And then I found her

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<v Speaker 1>cover before I found the original. Then I listened to

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<v Speaker 1>the original and no offense, but I, because I love

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<v Speaker 1>Cass Elliott's rendition of it so much. I hate the original. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>So then when I found she did the other version

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<v Speaker 1>of her cover, I got to have two versions of it. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>I love when I get the same song, but a

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<v Speaker 1>rendition of it that I get to relearn.

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<v Speaker 2>You get to do it twice.

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<v Speaker 1>Her cover of Disney Girls is really good. Trying to

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<v Speaker 1>think of what else. I want to say one more.

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<v Speaker 2>Does it look like my character's talking?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Does it look like my character's talking?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you're animated as fuck right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally feel so....

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, thank you guys for watching! Bye! Thank you.