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Speaker 3: Happy birthday?

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Speaker 2: Happy? I don't know why this is part of it.

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Speaker 2: That's not hunted house birthday scare, oh birthday scarce, it's

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Speaker 1: And that's what the birthday boyd does is nobody can

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Speaker 2: My first birthday. That's how it was, right, isn't that right?

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Speaker 1: No, it's it's true. That's humanity, right, Shakespeare. Shakespeare would

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Speaker 3: Shakespeare, Happy Birthday, Happy birthday? Has anyone else done at

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Speaker 3: a birthday show? Entirely it's about your birthday? Shore, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Could you do holloween? Look, could you be on tomorrow?

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Speaker 3: Right, couldn't be right, couldn't.

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Speaker 1: But we're the only ones who were thinking about you,

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Speaker 3: Someone can endure.

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Speaker 1: So, Uh, it's it's lucky you. You thought, you know, oh,

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Speaker 3: It is a big birthday party.

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Speaker 2: I can look, it's all my birthday. I can do

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Speaker 3: That's Paul's birthday, birthday. Share it with another famous Paul?

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Speaker 3: It was just okay, other birthday on this date. Greg Gutfeld,

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Speaker 1: Concert, the three of you could put on the birthday

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Speaker 3: Preferthday concert, I honestly, and one on keys what Louis

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Speaker 2: Cameo by Greg Grunfeld because J. J. Abrams directed it.

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Speaker 3: What if it's Okay, it's a Wrong Missy scenario. As

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Speaker 2: You know what, I'm finally gonna I know Greg so well.

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Speaker 2: We've been friends forever. I've never had his name in

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Speaker 3: And the day David Foster Wallace passed away, let's do

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Speaker 3: So it's not just us here to wish you a

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Speaker 6: Hey, Paul is comedian Billing vol I'm sorry this is

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Speaker 3: What was he go? Smoke? Blow smoke?

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Speaker 2: It was nice to see Bill again. Can I tell

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Speaker 2: I was at the Philadelphia Funny Bone and no, no,

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Speaker 3: On the animated Napoleon Dynamite Show. Did that happen?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, him from from him and from your parents as well.

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Speaker 2: No, I never did. I never went to pitt All.

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Speaker 2: None of that stuff came true. It was a different time.

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Speaker 2: Know, I wish people could see the face I'm making.

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Speaker 1: I'd say he did just fine, everybody. I'm licking my

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Speaker 3: Is a commercial just for licking your teeth to polish them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Kevin, is there another guy or lady?

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Speaker 7: Hey, Paul, this is already Hudson Winston's any more. From

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Speaker 7: ghost Boosters, Emily tells me that you're starting a new

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Speaker 7: shout out, Tay, congratulations on the new job. Wish you

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Speaker 1: Isn't that nice to hear from Ernie? Do you want

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: So the first time I met Ernie, I was eating

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Speaker 2: Winston Zettamore himself, Ernie Hudson yep. And I said, make

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Speaker 2: you say what? And he said, you know? And I said,

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Speaker 2: and thank you for being ignorant of what it is.

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Speaker 2: After that, we would we didn't hang out, but we

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Speaker 3: Lot and talk friend spelled with a pH.

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Speaker 2: Yes because I was in Philadelphia.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate also just how naturally accustomed he is to

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Speaker 2: It's like he's slating himself for the camp Yeah. I

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Speaker 3: I'd also like to open up. I give Ernie permission

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Speaker 3: Would you? I think I think that's okay too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna be in a lawyer's office, so cats

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Speaker 3: Yeah, stuff, You're gonna be.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna be a lawyer's office.

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Speaker 1: So and then he crosses his eyes into pretends the

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Speaker 3: Who's the next? Can Hello?

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Speaker 4: Paul and Andy on behalf of myself? Brett Barr Fan

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Speaker 4: Tigger Peter Happy fiftieth anniversary, Wow.

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Speaker 3: Awesome.

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Speaker 4: September nineteenth is a big day and we wish you

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Speaker 4: the best ever and look forward to seventy five.

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Speaker 3: But let's let's enjoy fifty right now.

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Speaker 4: You have been married since Bart was a quarterback, and

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Speaker 4: obviously fifty years of marriage is not without his trials

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Speaker 4: and tribulations. Not true, but it comes with per severance,

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Speaker 4: And I'm sure that you took a lot of abuse,

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Speaker 2: Take care of God, bless.

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Speaker 1: So jumping from fifty to seventy.

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Speaker 2: Five, Yeah, I have a I have a lot of

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Speaker 2: first of all, there we we disagree on a lot

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Speaker 2: of things. Obviously, his formula for marriage success is not

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Speaker 3: Marriage is without its trials and tribulation.

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Speaker 2: It absolutely is without a trust. Why be married? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: if you're if you're having trials and tribulations, get divorced.

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Speaker 1: Same thing either way, because as soon as you have

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Speaker 2: And also what he says, I'm sure even during a

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Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, as men deserve, he said too. So he's

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Speaker 2: It's chicken shit. It's what he's doing is so it's cowardly.

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Speaker 2: And it's like own up to your to your responsibilities,

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Speaker 2: like if this is your if this is your whole thing,

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Speaker 3: I I I throw the football around.

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Speaker 2: I wear a helmet because I got a herd.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Then I think that you have to you have to

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Speaker 2: I did it. It's not that you deserve it, it's

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Speaker 2: I felt like giving it out.

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Speaker 1: I don't like apologies that are like, I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 2: sorry I treated you the way you deserve to be treated.

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Speaker 3: That's not an apology. That doesn't ever make me feel

444
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Speaker 3: But your face closer to a phone? What the face

445
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Speaker 3: was only almost taking up the holes? Greed is framing.

446
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Speaker 4: First.

447
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Speaker 2: I mean most cameos, the framing is. It's terrible. I

448
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Speaker 2: don't know why everyone insists on holding the phone under

449
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Speaker 2: their chin. You would think that especially a guy like

450
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Speaker 2: uh Ernie Hudson Winston's anymore Ghostbusters would know his angles

451
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Speaker 2: ball He's got a lot of the experience.

452
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Speaker 3: Oh yes, and we know Brett fare likes to take selfies.

453
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Speaker 2: Right, Maybe maybe he's trying. He's concentrating so hard on

454
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Speaker 2: not pointing the camera at his genitals. He's like, I

455
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Speaker 2: gotta just get my whole face in here, so there's.

456
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Speaker 1: No actually hold it against my chin. If I brace

457
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Speaker 1: it against my chin, there's a zero percent.

458
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Speaker 2: He does hands free like bobbing for Apple style.

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Speaker 3: Howey, I do a cameo. I need you to. Let's

460
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Speaker 3: secure my wrist behind my back. It looks like a POV.

461
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Speaker 3: It's like Eura Apple and Brett Farbes is about to

462
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Speaker 3: bob you. We have eight more videos.

463
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Speaker 10: Oh great, okay, dicey Dice twice is nice, nicey nice

464
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Speaker 10: Dice sixth birthday. This comes to you from James right now.

465
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Speaker 10: James explained to me that you know you wanted a

466
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Speaker 10: cameo from actually a good friend of mine, Joe Rogan.

467
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Speaker 10: But Rogan's not on cameo. Okay, so so that is

468
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 10: when is this? Forget about Rogan, forget about me, forget

469
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Speaker 10: about any comic.

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Speaker 3: Good luck.

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Speaker 10: I turned sixty two years ago. Okay, the last thing

472
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Speaker 10: I was thinking about, Bruce, Honestly, it's what I still

473
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Speaker 10: think about. It's what I've always thought about.

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Speaker 3: It's what my birthday.

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Speaker 10: From the last thing I thought about was getting a

476
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Speaker 10: cameo or a message from any fucking celebrity, any kind

477
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Speaker 10: of comic, singer, actor. All I thought about the whole

478
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Speaker 10: day through was sticking my.

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Speaker 3: I cut it off there, What.

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Speaker 2: Kevin, what was he going to say? You have to

481
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Speaker 2: tell me it's my.

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Speaker 3: Birthday, Kevin, You say it yes, you say it.

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Speaker 1: That's why you cut it off, Kevin, because as you wanted.

484
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Speaker 3: To, Oh, I see.

485
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Speaker 1: Describe in a little more.

486
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 2: I wanted to describe Hickory Dickory deception.

487
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 9: He was talking about putting his Bengus in private spots

488
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 9: like Gramercy Park.

489
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got the private key.

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Speaker 2: What were his actual words, though, Kevin, I need to

491
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Speaker 2: hear this.

492
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Speaker 3: I think like putting my way, Kevin, just if you can't. No,

493
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Speaker 3: I remember I just.

494
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Speaker 2: Played it costs money play it.

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Speaker 9: I edited it to stop there for fear of it

496
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Speaker 9: going on.

497
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Speaker 2: You know, Kevin, it's guys like you that got Lenny

498
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Speaker 2: Brush arrested.

499
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 3: Never said it.

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Speaker 1: Somebody brought it up, the.

501
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:51,479
Speaker 2: Social moores, the social moores, and you can't handle you know,

502
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 2: the like what you what you consider dirty wards. But

503
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 2: it's okay to send kids off the war So.

504
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Speaker 1: I could get my ass blown off million miles away

505
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: from where I was born, and that's okay. But I

506
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: can't get my goddamn bingus wet on a cambo.

507
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 2: I can't get a hot black chick.

508
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 3: They're going down on my schwantz.

509
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Speaker 1: Lenny Bruce Man, I call him funny Bruce funniest shit

510
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: I've ever heard some of these cats. Man, these cats

511
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: are wild man, I called dude.

512
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Speaker 2: They're hip cats. And they changed the They changed the game.

513
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 2: They changed the game. Here's what I like is that

514
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,719
Speaker 2: nowadays comedy people don't like it to be edgy, And

515
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 2: I like when when when people who are comedy fans

516
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Speaker 2: of edgy comedy and they say, Lenny Bruce would never

517
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Speaker 2: be a he would never make it today because Lenny

518
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Speaker 2: Bruce would be if you were around today, he would

519
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 2: definitely be saying trams people are freaks. He would definitely

520
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Speaker 2: be on the side of the status quo.

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Speaker 3: That's what made him great.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, exactly.

523
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Speaker 1: It was not change. Yes, let's keep the people who

524
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Speaker 1: are people who are trying to change the way society

525
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Speaker 1: views some things and be a little less conservative about stuff.

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Speaker 1: Let's tamp them down.

527
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Speaker 3: That was Letty Bruce's whole thing.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he was the voice of the voiceful. He would

529
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Speaker 2: come out and say things like I like the way

530
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Speaker 2: things are, but he said dirty words, and that's what

531
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Speaker 2: his people off. It was not the ideas, it was

532
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Speaker 2: the language.

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Speaker 3: He and missus masl were working at they drop of

534
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Speaker 3: the government. Honestly, would drop a bomb on the comedy cellar.

535
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Speaker 3: That's the only way. They would just have to flatten

536
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Speaker 3: the comedy cellar. They'd have to table. Yeah, the whole

537
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Speaker 3: table would No.

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Speaker 2: More busting balls, you know, no more busting balls at

539
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Speaker 2: the table at the Steller.

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Speaker 3: I wish people could see the face. I thinking.

541
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Speaker 1: He's got his like his mouth is somehow on his ear.

542
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Speaker 1: He's sucking lobe.

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Speaker 3: Kevin. Who's next?

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Speaker 11: Hi, Paul, how are you? It's Renee Stabs.

545
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Speaker 12: Paul, Happy birthday, August thirteenth. You're surrounded by great tennis

546
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 12: players Roger Federer, Pete Sampras and I guess it's a

547
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 12: leo thing, right, competitors.

548
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 11: My own doubles partner is also a LEO. She had

549
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Speaker 11: her birthday on the tenth.

550
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 12: So certainly is a good month to be a competitive

551
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 12: tennis player, and a good one. I know that tennis

552
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Speaker 12: has also helped you get down to your high school way,

553
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 12: so a way to go on that.

554
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Speaker 11: Your friends Jack and Chris wanted.

555
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 12: Me to tell you, not only are you well, they

556
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 12: told me you're super competitive, not a surprise being a LEO,

557
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 12: but that you're also incredibly generous.

558
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Speaker 11: So, Paul, yay for both of those things.

559
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 12: Apparently someone also told you that you're the best scene

560
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 12: you play in Bergen County, New Jersey.

561
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Speaker 11: So on that front way to clearly.

562
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Speaker 12: This is tennis has been a great thing for you

563
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Speaker 12: to stay through, to stay.

564
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Speaker 11: Young, and so for that way to go and.

565
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Speaker 12: Have a great day, Happy birthday, mister Leo.

566
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Speaker 11: All the way from Prague. Here, I am in Prague.

567
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Speaker 12: I'm coaching, so hopefully we'll all have a good week

568
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 12: this week without tennis.

569
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Speaker 1: That can't be anywhere but Prague. Most recognizable way to go.

570
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 2: See the brown grass of that tennis court. I know

571
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Speaker 2: I'm in Prague stubs where to begin. I'm not surrounded

572
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Speaker 2: by great tennis players. She's way off, She's way off,

573
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 2: and it's a little insulting, do you know what I mean?

574
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 2: Like she's that's a whole that's a whole month off.

575
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Speaker 3: This is a friend of Kevin, So like Kevin in

576
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Speaker 3: among his friends goes by Jack and Chris.

577
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Speaker 2: Oh, it's Kevin's nickname is Jack and Chris and his friend.

578
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 3: Group Yeah jac Ki an apostrophe. M Well, we do

579
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Speaker 3: have to move on to the next video, Okay, but

580
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 3: I do want to say one more time, way to.

581
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Speaker 1: Go and congrats on getting down to your high school way.

582
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Speaker 3: Surprise.

583
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Speaker 13: Yeah, you weren't expecting.

584
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 3: Why is he sending me a message today?

585
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Speaker 13: Well, we're a little bit late, Drew, but your mom, Dad,

586
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 13: Jess and.

587
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Speaker 2: Matt I don't reach you. Do know this one's from me?

588
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Speaker 13: They told me that it is your birthday twenty five

589
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 13: years of age that I don't know if you know this.

590
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Speaker 13: That's a quarter century and that is freaking huge, that's

591
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Speaker 13: what she said.

592
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 2: So he just took somebody's line and.

593
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Speaker 1: It was fine, and it felt I didn't.

594
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 2: I didn't question it, and that he's instantly out. Was

595
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 2: there more than video or is that where he cut

596
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Speaker 2: it off?

597
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Speaker 3: It's like four more minutes.

598
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Speaker 9: Yeah, it was crazy.

599
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: You think he'd be so busy he wouldn't be able

600
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Speaker 1: to leave a long Cami.

601
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 3: Tell from his voice that was Brian Baumgardner. And if

602
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 3: you were watching, you would know that because there is

603
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Speaker 3: a printed out picture of the cast of the office

604
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Speaker 3: behind him.

605
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 2: I could not tell that that's what that was. But good,

606
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 2: that's a good move.

607
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Speaker 3: It said the office. I didn't.

608
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Speaker 2: I guess I was so drawn in by him. I

609
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 2: didn't look at the background where well.

610
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Speaker 3: You see how he got passed as he draws your.

611
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: Eye and there's something magnetic about him.

612
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 3: You also see like he was working very hard on

613
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Speaker 3: the show The Office, because his natural voice sounds like,

614
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 3: oh oh.

615
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 2: Grow yeah the trewth thing. Did you guys hear that?

616
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 3: He's just he said Drew.

617
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 2: He didn't say Paul. So I wonder did that. I mean,

618
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Speaker 2: is it possible that these cameos sometimes go to the

619
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Speaker 2: wrong people.

620
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: He might have been just talking to somebody that might

621
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Speaker 1: have came or man might have been named Drew or something.

622
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 2: Okay, because I here's what Here's what I imagine. I don't

623
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,240
Speaker 2: know that this is true, but that the cameos are delivered,

624
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 2: they're put onto a thumb drive and then they're sent

625
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 2: in the mail, right, so you can have.

626
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 3: It forever generally. Yeah, So anytime you want, you can.

627
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 2: Plug a thumb drive in and look at that cameo

628
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,479
Speaker 2: and then uh take it out, knowing that it's safe

629
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 2: and sound.

630
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,240
Speaker 3: Not like a thumb drive. It's like it's a big

631
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 3: old like a big heavy one.

632
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 1: It's a huge external hard right.

633
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Speaker 2: He said, you a server with one cameo?

634
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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's well, Brian Bob Guard's cameo is really long,

635
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Speaker 3: four minutes apparently four.

636
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Speaker 1: Minutes beyond what we already watched.

637
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Speaker 2: So yeah, which was we watched a lot, we watched,

638
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 2: we watched a lot of it, We.

639
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 3: Watch a ton.

640
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: Now it's interesting because you are die hard office ladies. Obviously,

641
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: Brian is.

642
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: Never seen the oftime love office Ladies.

643
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 1: But Brian's competing with them. Brian is again crazy that

644
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 1: he has time to do this, but he is launching

645
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: a podcast that is something of an office recap and

646
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 1: will become a direct competitor. How do you balance that

647
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 1: friendship because there's got to be some animosity between them,

648
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 1: and I always wonder how to navigate that when it's like, oh,

649
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: this person doesn't like this other person, but I'm friends

650
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: with both and I'm stuck in the middle.

651
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 3: His show not to plug it, but since we said

652
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 3: office Ladies, his show is called Office Man, not Office Gentlemen, No,

653
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 3: just Office Man.

654
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, Ah that's disturbing. But I

655
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 2: am going to listen to it, and I am going

656
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 2: to compare the two, and I am going to be

657
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 2: sharing my thoughts with all of the hosts.

658
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Speaker 3: His is meant to be listened to at the same

659
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 3: time time as office ladies to like lay the tracks

660
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 3: over each other, and he is correcting them on a

661
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 3: lot of their stuff.

662
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do that. So it's like a commentary track

663
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 2: on office leaves.

664
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, that their memories are wrong. A lot of that

665
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 3: stuff was his idea.

666
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 2: Even the memories that he was not present for. He

667
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 2: will be correcting them on on the.

668
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 3: He knows what went down.

669
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: I mean, you're in a space like that. Yeah, but yeah,

670
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 1: he's gonna be straight straighten out video.

671
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 5: Let's do it, yo, Pullie Pollie, listen to me. I

672
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 5: know you are kicking fucking ass with your new company. Congratulations.

673
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 5: That's no easy task. Your wife is so proud of you.

674
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 5: Your son, Carson is so proud of you. Keep up

675
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 5: the good work. Lucy is okay, okay, Lucy Is.

676
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 3: It's Valentine's Day, Paul. You need to take your wife out. Okay. Simple.

677
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 2: She's a simple lady.

678
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 3: You know that she's simple.

679
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 5: All she wants is to take your wife out, go

680
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 5: to a bar, listen to some good bands. Okay, it's

681
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 5: Valentine's that.

682
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 3: You gotta figure it out. Gotta figure out.

683
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 5: Although you're working, you're working hard and kicking ass.

684
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 3: You gotta figure it out Valentine's Day. So I'm wishing you, guys.

685
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 5: Paul and Judy, a beautiful, loving Valentine's Day. Okay, sounds

686
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 5: like you have a great family. Keep doing your things,

687
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 5: keep taking care of each other, and you know the drill. Paul,

688
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 5: You're gonna go far. You're already going far. You're on

689
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 5: your way. Okay, thank you, But this ain't about work.

690
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 5: This is about love.

691
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day.

692
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 5: You, guys, Paul, take care of your wife on Valentine's head,

693
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,959
Speaker 5: get us some chocolates. I don't know, figure it out.

694
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 5: You're a smart guy. You've made it this far.

695
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 3: You're a smart guy. Rapport Yeah, what does that mean to.

696
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 2: You, zebrahead himself? Well, first, the first thing, of course,

697
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,720
Speaker 2: is that I'm so glad to hear that Lucy is okay,

698
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 2: because we haven't gotten proof of life of her in

699
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 2: quite a long time, and I've been I've been relying

700
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 2: on cameos to find out that she's still safe, still alive.

701
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 2: I guess she's still in hiding, but uh, hopefully we

702
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 2: will be reunited at some point.

703
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: Can you talk a little bit about your new company.

704
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: I know you're kicking ass.

705
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's the thing. What's so what's kind of insulting

706
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 2: about that cameo is my new company is Valentine's Day related.

707
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 3: And you can't. Yeah, I have to go to a

708
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 3: bar and like, here's some good based.

709
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 2: My busiest night of the year. It's my busiest night

710
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 2: of the year. I am. What I do is I

711
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 2: match up couples with good bands to listen to. Ya

712
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 2: I am connected to. There's a network of bars all

713
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 2: over the country. This is nationwide, not just LA I

714
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 2: am matching. I'm taking a couple profiles and I am

715
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 2: matching them to bands that are like live bands that

716
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,959
Speaker 2: are playing only in bars. Like these are not gonna

717
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 2: be big concerts. These are gonna be small bars with

718
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 2: multiple bands playing in one night. And so the way

719
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 2: it works is couples get matched up with the band,

720
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 2: and if enough couples are matched up to one band,

721
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 2: they get the bar to themselves for the duration of

722
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 2: that band set. After that band is after that band

723
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 2: is done, everybody out, and then we bring in the

724
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 2: next band and the next round of couples, so that

725
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 2: you're never ever gonna be with with other couples who

726
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 2: don't like the band that you've been matched up with.

727
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 3: It's over for watching a band at a bar.

728
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 2: Exactly exactly exactly. It's it's banned, it's it's it's band

729
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:52,720
Speaker 2: watching uberpool and it works, and it works and.

730
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: So well, it works as long as you're able to

731
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 1: actually be at the controls making sure everything.

732
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 3: You can't be out.

733
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: Watching the band with your wife seeing some good bands,

734
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 1: whether it's like make pick another day, make that Valentine's Day.

735
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: We don't get to have the same Valentine's Day everyone

736
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: else does. With my new business said, this is.

737
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 2: What I've said to Judy, And what I don't understand

738
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 2: is why he is sending a Valentine's Day greeting just

739
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 2: to me. Why he occasionally mentions my wife Judy, but

740
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 2: it's only but it's only addressed to me, like I

741
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 2: was supposed to pass on. Michael Rappaport says, happy Valentine's Day,

742
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 2: also like a red asshole, exactly exactly. But I don't

743
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,280
Speaker 2: think it came from Judy. I think it came from Lucy.

744
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 2: I think it was Lucy range to this to let

745
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 2: me know that she's okay. And Carson yeah, I know

746
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 2: you didn't want to hear about Carson. I didn't want

747
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 2: to hear about Can I have one day?

748
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 3: God? Okay, Kevin, Let's do one more and this Beary

749
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 3: be the best one. This has to be the good.

750
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 2: How many are how many are left? Because I want

751
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 2: to see all of them.

752
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 3: Let's just roll through every last three.

753
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 8: Were many years ago in Malibu. It's going to be

754
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 8: talking to you again. And this is for you, especially

755
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 8: from the West Valley Rebel family. Now you have another

756
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 8: trip around the sun coming. That's a birthday. If you

757
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 8: run around the sun six times, that means you're six

758
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 8: years old. So this is another trip with another year

759
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 8: added to your tree of life. And the next year

760
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 8: is another year around the sun. On September tenth, a

761
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 8: very important day in your life, to the birthday, and

762
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 8: I have something I want to give you from my

763
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 8: heart and I join my love because it's especially for you.

764
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 3: This is Gary Busey. Happy bo Day. Happy. He got

765
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:24,760
Speaker 3: up there.

766
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 14: To you.

767
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 8: Happy.

768
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 9: Do you say, Monica, that's the camera woman.

769
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 8: Dear Monica.

770
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: He definitely Monica, he said, yeah, he said, Monica, you're drifting.

771
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 3: Get me in center.

772
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:46,280
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, birthday, Happy, Happy, birthday.

773
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 3: Happy birthday you, dear Mona. Yeah, dear Monica.

774
00:43:59,000 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 8: Uh huh, I.

775
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 2: Know what that means. It means you're eight years old.

776
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 8: What Monica?

777
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:14,240
Speaker 3: Really?

778
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 2: I really think he's wishing happy birthday to Monica.

779
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 3: No, it's Monica is the camera.

780
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 2: I mean, he mentioned Monica a lot, but I mean,

781
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 2: what a thrill to see my favorite actor, Peter O'Toole

782
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 2: wishing me. I didn't know he could play the guitar.

783
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 2: That was exciting. Of course, I love Valley Rebel family.

784
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 2: They are they are my heart. They mean everything to me.

785
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 2: Uh I when I get on my bike mhm and

786
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 2: I'm out there, take your.

787
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,720
Speaker 3: Time, no helmet.

788
00:44:52,800 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 16: Of course, it's the it's the it's the freest that

789
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 16: I that I feel all year when I take that,

790
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 16: when I take that trip around the sun.

791
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 1: Wow, thank you for sharing that I had more. Okay,

792
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: I'm all set, but you can keep going like, thank

793
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: you for sharing that part of it, and then if

794
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,720
Speaker 1: you want to share more, I won't be thanking you again.

795
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 1: It's you can continue to share.

796
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 17: It's not so much the thanks, it's more that I

797
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 17: feel like it's not there's no impact now because I've

798
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 17: I was just starting to talk about something emotional on

799
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 17: the family and how I feel like I should have stopped.

800
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: No, it's uh, you know what, go ahead, I probably

801
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 1: get to take off, but you do it, do your thing.

802
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 2: I'm good, I'm good.

803
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: Kevin looked like he was still the.

804
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 3: Gist of it.

805
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 2: That's the gist of it. I just the freedom of

806
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 2: being on my bike without a helmet.

807
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 3: Another video, this is from riff Raff.

808
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 18: You know what time and his Happy birthday to your

809
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 18: Brett and poy HOGI what's that a sandwich? Nice? Now

810
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 18: that you're engaged to the one of the most beautiful

811
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 18: women's on the planet and you were named employee of

812
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 18: the year of the year, we are a little worried

813
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 18: about the fact that you're having trouble fitting in your

814
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 18: big ass head through those most doors.

815
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 3: Fuck. That was okay, Okay, look what is this an intervention?

816
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 2: I thinks you're going finally going great for me, and

817
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:44,399
Speaker 2: I need this guy telling me that, uh, I need

818
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 2: to I'm a doomasond jerk.

819
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 3: Okay, Paul, but hold on.

820
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: If you create a company that is really just a

821
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day company and then you name yourself employee of

822
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: the Year, for companies one day.

823
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it hold on chun.

824
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 2: If the company revolves around one day, that happens in

825
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 2: one month, and I'm employee of the month, that seems

826
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:12,240
Speaker 2: like shit. But so why not employee of the year because.

827
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 3: I work all year around the sun?

828
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 2: Yes, eight eight years.

829
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 3: I work to make this happen all year round. And

830
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 3: he actually wasn't criticizing you. He was actually just genuinely

831
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 3: concerned that you wouldn't be able to fit your big

832
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 3: ass head through those most.

833
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: Those most doors.

834
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 3: Okay.

835
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 2: I don't know where he gets. So he thinks physically,

836
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 2: my head is too big to fit through those most doors.

837
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 3: He's worried about her.

838
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, my head is proportional to my body. I could

839
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 2: go through any doors, much less those most doors.

840
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 3: One then I can't do to get in a year?

841
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 3: What do you think I have seen you go in

842
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 3: or out? We've always I'm gonna turn the camera.

843
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 2: Look there's the there's the door, right, okay, And I

844
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:01,439
Speaker 2: can't how it's closed? How did I get in here?

845
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 2: What is this Hercule Paul row mystery?

846
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 3: I don't know that. Yeah, who who was that riffraff? Yes?

847
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: That was riff raff? Yeah, it's not a criticism. He's honestly,

848
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,959
Speaker 1: genuinely concerned for your Jean.

849
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 2: I know, Sean, I know you want me to believe that,

850
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 2: but I can never I'll never believe it.

851
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 3: I'll never believe it.

852
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 2: That was a harsh, rude insult. It was an insult.

853
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,839
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Brett. I didn't mean for that.

854
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 2: My name was Paul. That's another that's not he knows

855
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 2: who I am.

856
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 3: Brett. We might have sent him the row. We might

857
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 3: have sent him the Brett Favre video by accident. A

858
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 3: lot of them got kind of confused.

859
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: He's his message was from Brett Farv, who has a

860
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: pretty big head. I mean you can see it took.

861
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 2: Up the whole, take.

862
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 3: Up the whole.

863
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 2: Scream that probably doesn't fit through those most stores. Well, okay,

864
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 2: mistakes happened. I'm not gonna dwell on it.

865
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,280
Speaker 3: Okay, can heaven.

866
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 15: Happy fifty third birthday, Abner from your family and especially

867
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 15: from Blue because he loves you more than eightything. And

868
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 15: I heard you're like a social assassin and.

869
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: You're proud of it.

870
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 3: Go fuck yourself, Obner, don't try to be like larry

871
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 3: Y's a big, big mistake.

872
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 15: What all right, So for your birthday, CNN all day,

873
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 15: play your guitar all day, tell everybody in my world

874
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 15: this and in my world that, and be the bad

875
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 15: jew that you are and tell them all to go

876
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 15: fuck themselves and stop to your love. You can play

877
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 15: guitar and watch CNN all fucking day as long as

878
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 15: it's not Fox News.

879
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 11: So for your birthday, Abner, I don't want to play

880
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:39,720
Speaker 11: the guitar.

881
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,959
Speaker 15: Kick everybody out of the house, including Blue, because nothing

882
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 15: makes me happier than when I.

883
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,720
Speaker 2: Say, get the fuck out of my house, Larry.

884
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 15: So just say get the fuck out of my house,

885
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 15: whoever it is, or get the fuck out my house Blue,

886
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 15: because where are they going. They need you, they can't

887
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 15: live without you. Just scream and yell, get it off

888
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 15: your chest, wear your fucking mask, and wash your fucking

889
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 15: hands and have a great, great fifty third birthday because

890
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 15: you're like, you know, halfway you likee is halfway over.

891
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 15: You better enjoy yourself.

892
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: Did you like that?

893
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 2: Oh she's still mad?

894
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,959
Speaker 3: That was? Oh yeah, I know, I'll be mad.

895
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 2: She okay, Like I wish I had never told her

896
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 2: about nagging, because she has I've created a frankenstein. She

897
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 2: knows my name's not after her. She knows I can't

898
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 2: play the guitar.

899
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 3: She does you like to watch CNN.

900
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 2: I don't like to watch CNN.

901
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, you love it. I watched I love I love it.

902
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 3: I don't like it. I love it. It's your birthday, Paul,

903
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 3: you go watch the entire day. That sounds like.

904
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, even if I could play the guitar, why

905
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,280
Speaker 2: would I do that? If I could watch CNN all

906
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 2: day long?

907
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 3: Wlopping on the couch, watched sixteen hours of CNN.

908
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 2: She is I will say. She is right that my

909
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,479
Speaker 2: family does need me, and Blue needs me very much.

910
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 3: Uh.

911
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 2: He cannot find those clues without me. He gets a

912
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 2: lot of credit for the clues. People think they're his

913
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 2: clues because blues clues run.

914
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 1: I do think they're his.

915
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're.

916
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 2: Paul's clues, and I give them to Blue and then

917
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 2: he gives them to other people. Okay, sorry, but that's

918
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 2: you know, sorry.

919
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,240
Speaker 1: If that's true, I'm sorry if that's yeah.

920
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 2: If you if you don't believe me, then I'm sorry

921
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 2: that you don't believe me.

922
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: But that's the truth, and I'm sorry for treating you

923
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 1: exactly how you deserve.

924
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: To be treated well.

925
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 1: I'm a man, yeah, and take a lot of abuse.

926
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 3: Uh. And the we only have one more. But I

927
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 3: think it would be helpful to say if they don't

928
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 3: say who they are, I think it would be helpful

929
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 3: for the listener, for maybe for you to introduce it.

930
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 3: They don't have any kind of visual aid about there.

931
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 2: To be fair, like the people, most of the people

932
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 2: that have not said who they are, they need no introduction.

933
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 3: Thank you.

934
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 2: Paul riff Raff, no no name, no name on the screen.

935
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 2: He didn't say who he was. Everyone knows riff Raff. Kevin,

936
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 2: don't humor me. Don't humor me. It's my eighth trip

937
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 2: around the sun.

938
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 9: This next person introduces themselves. I believe up top, this.

939
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 14: Is Jeremy Davies. And this is also Daniel Faraday from Lost.

940
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 14: And by the way, this is also Dicky Bennett from Justified.

941
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 14: And we are gathered in your honor to collectively wish

942
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 14: you good sir, and almost illegally lovely and recklessly celebratory birthday,

943
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 14: my friend being weird and the force of nature, the

944
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 14: extraordinarily thoughtful and compassionate with force of nature that brought

945
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 14: us collectively together to honor you, to pay homage to you,

946
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 14: is your ah wildly thoughtful friend Blair, Blair, best friend Blair.

947
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 14: Let me clarify very carefully, And here's the thing. I

948
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 14: got a quick disclaimer in honor of Blair, so in

949
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 14: honor of you, by association, I did my best to

950
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 14: figure out because the message didn't clarify. And I know,

951
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 14: by the way, Blair, they don't give you a lot

952
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 14: of room. I apologize, so there's not a lot of

953
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 14: room for a lot of different essential information. But I

954
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:02,760
Speaker 14: really wanted to, of course, be sure to honor Blair

955
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 14: by referring to Blair as he or she appropriately. But

956
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 14: as I understand it, there are a lot of men

957
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 14: and women named Blair. Lord Google says so. And I asked,

958
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 14: I even asked the folks at CAMEO to try to

959
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 14: help us out Blair to be sure I refer to

960
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:30,760
Speaker 14: him or her. But here's the thing, Peter, my intuitive guess,

961
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 14: my humble, misfit, white trash opinion, if you will, and

962
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 14: I say that it's a term of endearment, white trash,

963
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 14: my raw opinion, And if I'm wrong, I hope you

964
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 14: see it as a gorgeous compliment but my raw opinion

965
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 14: is that Blair is female. And I'll tell you exactly.

966
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 3: What you're still on this.

967
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 14: The heart of her message what happened to me in

968
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 14: my you know, requesting that against her better judgment, that I.

969
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:10,280
Speaker 2: That she I don't like character, Jeremy, hire.

970
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 14: Me to honor you today. The heart of it was

971
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 14: that she's clearly someone who is very skilled at recognizing

972
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 14: and appreciating.

973
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 2: Is this about me or not other people?

974
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 14: A capacity, an extra other capacity for compassion and kindness.

975
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 14: Because that was the heart of her message. She said,

976
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,399
Speaker 14: you're not only best friends, you're the most Peter with.

977
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 2: The heart of her message was I am Blair, I'm

978
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 2: a kind person.

979
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

980
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:43,799
Speaker 1: That's got to touch you.

981
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 2: Glad. I got squeezed in there.

982
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 3: I don't know you've cut it off after just that.

983
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 2: Kevin, that's only six minutes. That's all we get is

984
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 2: the first.

985
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: Six minutes, Kevin, the last bit at the tail end

986
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: of watching ten other videos, you gave us a little

987
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 1: shorty like that one. What are you thinking, man, You're

988
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:05,240
Speaker 1: a producer.

989
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 3: You're supposed to sort of plot out how does it end?

990
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 2: What if the Fireworks finale was one firework.

991
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 9: Come on, man, he says, Peter is a really great

992
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 9: guy from Blair.

993
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 1: Okay, well you know, look, I also am wishing you

994
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 1: an almost illegally blissful and celebratory.

995
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 3: Look.

996
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 2: Here's so weird. It's like Jeremy and I grew up

997
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 2: in Philly. He was like the most down to earth

998
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 2: guy you can ever imagine. And now he's like I

999
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 2: get like, I see him on talk shows and shit

1000
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 2: like that, and he does this sort of character and

1001
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, whatever, man, whatever gets you there, you

1002
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,839
Speaker 2: know what I mean. And then when he's doing this

1003
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:54,440
Speaker 2: for me, I'm like, come on, dude, drop the act, like,

1004
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 2: talk to me.

1005
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just be us, Like, don't be Jeremy Davies

1006
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 1: with me, be Jared boring. You of course knew when

1007
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 1: he was Jeremy Boring.

1008
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:12,320
Speaker 2: Yes, and uh. The thing with Blair is, uh, Blair

1009
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 2: is not only non binary, so she's not a man

1010
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 2: or a woman. And he didn't explore that option at all,

1011
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 2: Like he when he's giving his fucking Gettysburg address about

1012
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 2: the name Blair. He never got into the fact that,

1013
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 2: you know, the person who's sending it might not identify

1014
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 2: in such a binary manner that aside. Uh, he spent

1015
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 2: so much time talking about Blair. I didn't feel like,

1016
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 2: I'm not, come on, Sean, don't do this to me.

1017
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 2: It's my birthday.

1018
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 3: I didn't love the cameo.

1019
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 1: I didn't, you know what I mean, it's your birthday,

1020
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 1: so I'm not allowed to have an opinion anymore.

1021
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 3: I did not feel that way when I watched it.

1022
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: I actually thought he could have spent a little.

1023
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 3: More time on Oh my God.

1024
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 2: When I was watching it, it was like bye bye

1025
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 2: bye blae blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

1026
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 3: To me, it was like and then to me it

1027
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 3: was like blue. I don't think we me it was

1028
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 3: just saying he.

1029
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 1: Could have said. He could have said more about Blair in.

1030
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 2: The in the course of wishing me. I don't even

1031
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 2: know if he said the words happy birthday, but he

1032
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 2: he's talking about what a kind person Blair must be

1033
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 2: to want to get a cameo from him to say

1034
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 2: happy birthday to me.

1035
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 1: Like given, okay, and that's just his white, you know,

1036
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:39,439
Speaker 1: it's just his white.

1037
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 2: He knows not he knows not to say that, by

1038
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 2: the way, he knows we've had that.

1039
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 3: We've had this discussion.

1040
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,440
Speaker 2: So many times, and I'm like, you know, it's one

1041
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 2: thing if you say it like it's just us and

1042
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 2: like I know where you're coming from. But then he

1043
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 2: says it's so much where it's like maybe I don't

1044
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 2: know where you're coming from because I've explained to you

1045
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 2: why that term is bad, and you are you like,

1046
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 2: I guess you just tell me what I want to hear,

1047
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 2: and then you go in and say it whenever, and

1048
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 2: I feel like it's just like you twisting the knife,

1049
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 2: like you're doing your character and you're saying white trash.

1050
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 2: You're talking about Blair blah blah blah Blair. And then

1051
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 2: you call me Peter, which is like that was a

1052
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 2: joke from a million years ago where when he met me,

1053
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 2: because uh, you know, Paul is like a biblical name,

1054
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 2: and he's like, what is it Peter.

1055
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 3: You go through like where's mayor the ex Yeah, yes,

1056
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,919
Speaker 3: exactly exactly, And I guess because you are then both

1057
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 3: Peter and Paul in this case, Yeah, yeah, ye're both.

1058
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 2: How's your stepdad Joseph? And I'm like that one doesn't work.

1059
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: Hey, Peter, you're going to deny that you know me

1060
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: three times before the rooster.

1061
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 3: Crows or something.

1062
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, but I'm Paul exactly still on

1063
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 1: the side. Yeah, I guess No. I was never on

1064
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: his side. I just thought I could use a little

1065
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 1: more Blair.

1066
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was it. It wasn't like good like this.

1067
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 3: I'd be curious to know. It's about the fundamental nature

1068
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 3: of this, this Blair relationship.

1069
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 2: But there's a friend from college.

1070
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 3: That's it.

1071
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 2: I mean, there's no a there's no there's no Ted

1072
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 2: talk there. It's just Blair's friend from college the end, Jeremy.

1073
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 2: I feel like Jeremy has a crush on Blair.

1074
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 3: I feel like paying for this you gotta think of too, Like,

1075
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 3: who's really you know?

1076
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 2: It turns out me having to listen to it.

1077
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: Okay, and you got him good, and you got him good.

1078
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 3: Oh and you got him good.

1079
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: And we could put it to bed.

1080
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 3: I feel I feel like we're even now. I feel

1081
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 3: even Stevens. That is now everyone has shared their white

1082
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 3: frashure pitio.

1083
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel obscenely even now. I feel illegally even,

1084
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 2: I feel hideously even Paul.

1085
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 3: Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy birthdays, and.

1086
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, God, you got so you you squeezed in

1087
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 2: a couple more birthday scares before the end. We did well, guys.

1088
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 2: There's absolutely nothing I would rather be doing on my

1089
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:33,640
Speaker 2: birthday than this.

1090
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 3: Well, too bad, it's over. Bye bye,