WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Have Your Cake & Eat It Too

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you found the Brook and Jeffrey Second Date podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It's at Brook and Jeffrey. All right, let's start this

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<v Speaker 1>second date.

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<v Speaker 2>The second date update. A good sign at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of a first date is a kiss, oh yeah, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>a short conversation that mentions, hey, this was fun. We

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<v Speaker 2>should do it again, maybe with less clothes next time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a great direct way to say it.

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<v Speaker 3>I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>A potential bad sign at the end of a date

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<v Speaker 2>is when one party cuts things off a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>short and the other party reacts by accusing them of lying.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh now, our listener Luke didn't go quite that far,

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<v Speaker 2>but he came right up to the edge of calling

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<v Speaker 2>her out, and I want to hear the story from him. So, Luke,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to the show man.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Okay, are you still really angry, Luke, because I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know if we should do this call?

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<v Speaker 1>If that's your headspace, No, this kind of bad.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like really excited, had a good time,

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<v Speaker 4>so I was just a little disappointed.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, all right, So who is this girl that

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to be calling here? What's her name?

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<v Speaker 4>Her name's Ivy And we met online?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, and why were you poison Why were you so

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<v Speaker 5>excited about Ivy?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, we were chatting for a little bit

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<v Speaker 4>after we had like met, and like we were trying

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<v Speaker 4>to figure out what we could do, but it was

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<v Speaker 4>so hot. But we both like, man, we should do

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<v Speaker 4>something cool, maybe something with water or maybe something with eye.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, freezer, date, I mean I get it, Like that

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<v Speaker 5>makes sense. You don't want to be sweating your entire date.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not a good look.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it really wasn't. But I ended up seeing this

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<v Speaker 4>TikTok video with this guy actually baked a cake in

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<v Speaker 4>his car because it was so hot outside.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, whoa, I just saw someone do a

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<v Speaker 5>lasagna in a mailbox?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, what happened with?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need one anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>So what'd you guys do? Make a charcoterie board in

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<v Speaker 2>a freezer?

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<v Speaker 1>So did you guys bake a car cake?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we were wondering if it was like fake or

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<v Speaker 4>you know, there's no way we could really do it,

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<v Speaker 4>and so we actually did try it.

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<v Speaker 1>You date, did it work?

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<v Speaker 2>I actually think that's fun?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like I thought it was fun and she was

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<v Speaker 4>down for it too, which I was like super excited about,

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<v Speaker 4>and so I went I picked her up.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh, Okay, we got the.

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<v Speaker 1>Cake, Mick.

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<v Speaker 4>We put it in a try in my car and

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<v Speaker 4>we left it out in the sun for like maybe

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<v Speaker 4>about an hour later, and then when we checked it

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<v Speaker 4>it was actually baked.

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<v Speaker 5>Shine way, dude, It's like and now you have cake

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<v Speaker 5>to eat.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great and your car smells amazing eight days after

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<v Speaker 2>that too. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't need to buy any of those like cinnamon

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<v Speaker 4>air fresheners for a long time.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, what kind of cake did you do?

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<v Speaker 5>Chocolate funfetti?

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<v Speaker 4>Who? It turns out both of us our favorite cake

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<v Speaker 4>is red velvet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you have a shared cake love.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we tried it and it tasted really really good.

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<v Speaker 5>Weird, So this is such a fun date, but it's

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<v Speaker 5>like daytime, right, So it's not like she's probably gonna

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<v Speaker 5>stay the night or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>It's wondering where does the booze come in?

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's just like, I mean, it's more casual that

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<v Speaker 5>way when you're in the middle of a day.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and so I knew she wasn't going to end

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<v Speaker 4>up staying the whole night, but then she was kind

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<v Speaker 4>of like, oh, I have to take off. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 4>was kind of abrupt really.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean at that point, you've probably been hanging out

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<v Speaker 1>for two hours, right, Yeah, it is big account of.

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<v Speaker 5>Some people just want to leave, like when the timings right,

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<v Speaker 5>because if you overstay then that should be a bad

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<v Speaker 5>look too.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, did you have an excuse for like why

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<v Speaker 2>she needed to take off?

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<v Speaker 4>She did. She was like, oh, my dog hasn't been

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<v Speaker 4>feeling well.

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<v Speaker 2>That's hard to argue with.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, but see. Now what was weird is that

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<v Speaker 4>nowhere on her dating profile or none of her pictures

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<v Speaker 4>did she even mention having a dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, you think she's lying about the dog?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>I just kind of thought it was weird because, like,

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<v Speaker 4>we chatted for a while online and at no point

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<v Speaker 4>did a dog come up.

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<v Speaker 2>That is odd because most people with dogs have to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you about them in the first time their profile

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<v Speaker 2>picker something.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, why would she lie about a dog. There's

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<v Speaker 5>so many other excuses she could have used.

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<v Speaker 4>But now what happened was that she said her dog

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<v Speaker 4>was sick, and so I was like, oh, man, I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't know you had a dog. And then she says, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>his name.

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<v Speaker 1>Is sprinkle Sprinkle. Okay, she's staring at a cake.

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<v Speaker 4>We had just put sprinkles on the plot.

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<v Speaker 2>His name is red Velvet car.

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<v Speaker 1>How my kids come up with me?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's a pretty big coincidence there.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, that's what I thought. It just seemed way

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<v Speaker 4>too coincidental. But I just didn't even call her out,

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<v Speaker 4>And so I even told her. I said, Okay, well

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<v Speaker 4>I'll drive you home, but she was like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 4>i'll uber but Hi, your car is like super hot.

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<v Speaker 1>You did just make a cake here, Yeah, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I want to ride it in.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you talked to her at all since the date happened?

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<v Speaker 4>No? I mean she hasn't. I've tried to text her

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<v Speaker 4>a couple of times, nothing about the dog, but I

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<v Speaker 4>just have got nothing bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh. Yeah, that is weird.

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<v Speaker 2>The first thing I'd ask is how's your dog doing?

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<v Speaker 2>She should say good, bad, whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>It definitely seems like she wants nothing to do with you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know that's.

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<v Speaker 4>What we're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna play a song, come back, and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>try and let you have your cake and eat it too.

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<v Speaker 2>Your second date up.

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<v Speaker 1>A cliche, right, but yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean, on a scale of one to ten, Luke, how

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<v Speaker 2>impressed were you by that?

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<v Speaker 4>I'd have to say maybe about a six. I'd pay

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<v Speaker 4>seven if I wasn't so sad it was this girl,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're gonna do second date update right after that.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on second date update. The first date that we

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<v Speaker 2>just heard about has all the ingredients that we love, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>viral TikTok videos, homemade red velvet cake, yeah, and a

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<v Speaker 2>sick dog named Sprinkles about the Well, don't feel bad.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably just a made up dog. Because Luke and

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<v Speaker 2>Hiss date Ivy attempted baking a cake inside his car

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<v Speaker 2>on a hot day, and afterwards, she suddenly claimed that

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<v Speaker 2>she had to go and check on her sick dog sprinkles,

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<v Speaker 2>which Luke thought was a little bit suspicious because she

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<v Speaker 2>never mentioned having a dog before that and they just

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<v Speaker 2>finished putting sprinkles on top of their cake. Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>so was that just an excuse or was it an

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<v Speaker 2>actual emergency. We're about to call her and try and

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<v Speaker 2>find out, Luke. We're gonna put the frosting on this

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<v Speaker 2>segment here. Unfortunately, Jose's already licked the spoon. Is that

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<v Speaker 2>still cool with you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's fine. I just man, I'm really hoping that

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<v Speaker 4>she and I are able to get reconnected, because I

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<v Speaker 4>really like this girl.

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<v Speaker 1>If she's lying, she's a terrible liar.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't even go with Bella like I mean, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>easiest dog name.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever, you know, Yes, I have a dog named Bella. Luke,

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<v Speaker 2>do you think we should just call her a liar

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<v Speaker 2>as soon as she picks up the phone?

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<v Speaker 4>No, because I wanted to give her the benefit of

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<v Speaker 4>the doubt.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's your call, it's your second date.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not bad to date a bad liar, you know.

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<v Speaker 5>Then you always know when it's the good liars.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna try and find out that answer right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna dial her number. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>You're gonna feel dumb if the dog answers the phone

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<v Speaker 5>better be barking in the background, coughing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Ivy?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes speaking? Is it hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Ivy? My name is jeff I'm an assistant with the

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<v Speaker 2>veterinary Clinic. I'm calling to see how Sprinkles is responding

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<v Speaker 2>to the antibiotics.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, right out the gate.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait what huh your dog Sprinkles? Oh no, did Sprinkles

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<v Speaker 2>go to the big fire hydrant in the sky. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so sorry?

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<v Speaker 3>What going on, guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Ivy? So I'm not actually from the vet clinic. We're

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<v Speaker 2>on You're on the radio right now with a morning

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<v Speaker 2>show called Brook and Jeffrey. We would be the funnest

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<v Speaker 2>vet clinic. Four people calling.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I'm like, why are you guys laughing? What is

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<v Speaker 3>going on?

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing something called a second Date Update. We're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get some answers for one of our listeners named Luke,

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<v Speaker 2>who you went out with recently.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, Luke, right right, girl?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you lying to Luke.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, guys, I mean I made up a pretty bad

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<v Speaker 3>lie just to get out of where I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Luke was kind of onto you. He noticed that at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the day you seem a little panicked.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I checked it in Wait to Go. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>did he tell you what happened? Or like, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean we know, we know a little bit about the day.

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<v Speaker 2>We know that you guys went and tried baking a

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<v Speaker 2>cake together inside of his car to see if it

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<v Speaker 2>really worked, based off of a viral TikTok video.

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<v Speaker 1>Which we thought sounded like a really fun date.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well, listen, Initially I was completely gained. But did

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<v Speaker 3>he tell you anything about his grandparents?

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<v Speaker 1>His grandparents?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, does he live with them or something?

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<v Speaker 3>So he picked me up and I thought we were

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<v Speaker 3>going back to his house. So I was a little shocked.

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<v Speaker 3>And he opened the door and I see two old

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<v Speaker 3>people sleeping in a rocking chair. You know. He wakes

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<v Speaker 3>them up, and he goes, hey, meet my grandma and

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<v Speaker 3>my granddad, And I'm like, wait.

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<v Speaker 1>What better the parents though?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>You feel like that, like does he take care of

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<v Speaker 1>his grandparents? Is that why he lives with them?

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<v Speaker 3>He doesn't live with them. We were just visiting.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like they didn't even know that you guys

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<v Speaker 2>were coming.

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<v Speaker 3>No, so here's the thing. Really demands his grandmother to

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<v Speaker 3>make a cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what whoa? I thought YouTube made the cake.

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<v Speaker 3>No, she did. And then the thing is he didn't

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<v Speaker 3>even bring any ingredients and he just like, oh, we

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<v Speaker 3>need to make it. Hey, blah blah blah, and so horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they're like in their nineties. It's not like

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<v Speaker 3>they're like seventy something. They were really all feeble. And

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<v Speaker 3>he's over there like cracking whips, and his grandmother.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I can't grip the spoon.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to help. I mean I even offered, and

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<v Speaker 3>he kept interrupting and go, no, no, no, let her

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<v Speaker 3>do it. She needs to say active stop.

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<v Speaker 1>No he did it.

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<v Speaker 2>So basically, did grandma at least seem happy to make

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<v Speaker 2>a nice little cake for her grandson.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't cps for grandparents that we can call worried about.

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<v Speaker 3>So that wasn't even the worst part. Guys. When the

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<v Speaker 3>timer went off and he decided to go check on

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<v Speaker 3>the cake, we went outside and I opened the car door.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was super hot in the car, you know, and I

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<v Speaker 3>said something like, it's not like an oven in here,

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<v Speaker 3>and he reached around and touched my stomach and said

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<v Speaker 3>he can't wait to put a bun in the Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>The hell.

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<v Speaker 3>I melted like I was, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he just meant the cake.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you could stay in the kitchen where you blow.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's like, what the hell is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>This guy sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate to say this, but we didn't tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister muffin man is on the other line himself, and

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<v Speaker 2>he wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you there?

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<v Speaker 4>He is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry you have to talk to him, Luke.

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<v Speaker 3>There, it went through all that you're putting me.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't know, Luke, talk to your future baby mama.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, family, Yeah, what the hell?

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<v Speaker 4>Luke? I okay. I like the thing is I knew

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<v Speaker 4>my grandma was going to have the stuff for the cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So does the grocery store, Luke. That's where you

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<v Speaker 1>go to get it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the part that you're the most upset about. What

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<v Speaker 2>about the butt in the oven? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>All of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're just starting from the beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that was a sweet thing to say. You

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<v Speaker 4>know what it means, I'm like looking into the future.

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<v Speaker 2>I could see that. And you know a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>the times when you're around your grandparents, they're pressuring you.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, hey, when are you gonna give me some grandkids?

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<v Speaker 3>So it probably just say that on the first date.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you serious? I'm like petrified of you and getting anything.

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<v Speaker 4>In put in my oven?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I guess the second date, maybe it would

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<v Speaker 2>have been a better movie five years.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 5>I have two kids with my husband, and if he

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<v Speaker 5>did that to me, I'd still be grossed out, like, y, like,

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<v Speaker 5>don't touch my ovens?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh my god, my kitchen, his clothes right now?

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you? Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want like, can you never talk to a

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<v Speaker 1>woman before? Like do you not know?

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<v Speaker 5>Look?

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<v Speaker 4>I just okay, Maybe that wasn't the smartest thing to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it was.

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<v Speaker 4>I was trying to be cute or sweet.

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<v Speaker 3>But oh no, And then your grandparents are like ninety

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<v Speaker 3>something years old, and you know they're cracking whips and

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<v Speaker 3>making her do all these things.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not crack oh with it was a dish towel.

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<v Speaker 2>It's different.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my god, I'm not you see why Now we didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know any of this.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, here's the thing. My grandmother loves baking cake. She

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<v Speaker 4>was a baker when she was younger. Oh yeah, and

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<v Speaker 4>byles away. Last time I tried to help her make

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<v Speaker 4>a cake by cracking the egg, she slapped my hand

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<v Speaker 4>with a frigging wooden.

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<v Speaker 5>Spoon because you said something rude at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you didn't say you wanted to put a

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<v Speaker 2>bun in your grandma's oven, did you. Oh, my god,

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<v Speaker 2>to help her with the cooking, because she can't bend

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<v Speaker 2>down to reach the oven. It's a back that's.

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<v Speaker 4>What I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>That oven doesn't work anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, at this point, let's just get to the

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<v Speaker 2>end of this and let me ask Ivy, would you

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<v Speaker 2>are we going to do that? You can't get any

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<v Speaker 2>worse than what happened on the first date, so that

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<v Speaker 2>on the second day there's nowhere to go but up,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'd like to pay for it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was polite.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not see this coming.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to say hell now, but I'll be nice. No,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, Luke, you can't be shocked with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess it would have been nice to know

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<v Speaker 2>about the grandparents before we called Ivy and had that

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<v Speaker 2>sprung on us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the oven line.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they both were important, you know, like we did

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<v Speaker 4>a little TikTok challenge. We bonded over it, and she

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<v Speaker 4>lied about her dog to get out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I know this didn't work out quite that well for us,

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<v Speaker 2>but Luke, maybe your grandma would like to make a

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<v Speaker 2>cake for our morning show. She needs to stay act different.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, feel bad about that.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, okay, your grandpa brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that was actually kind of our fault that

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't get the second date there?

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<v Speaker 4>What are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not taking blame for that. We need to go

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<v Speaker 1>with your fault, not my fault.

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<v Speaker 2>None of us in here asked him, did you bake

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<v Speaker 2>the cake at your place? Did you bake it at

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<v Speaker 2>her place? Where did this date actually happen? Because he

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<v Speaker 2>would that's us. That's on us for just assuming, because

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<v Speaker 2>he would have told us that it was at his grandparents.

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<v Speaker 2>But we never asked the question.

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<v Speaker 5>No, you don't ask did you go to your grandparents

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<v Speaker 5>house and force your ninety year old grandmother to make

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<v Speaker 5>the cake?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just not that's a very natural question.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely the first question we should have thought of. So

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<v Speaker 2>now what happened now? Not only is the egg and

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<v Speaker 2>the bowl, there's an egg on all of our faces

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<v Speaker 2>and buns and ovens all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>God, I bet they're better.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, is on something and make sure. Yeah, let's all

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<v Speaker 2>get tested. So no second date.

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<v Speaker 5>There, But I don't think he's going to get a

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<v Speaker 5>second date in the future anytime soon either.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, going forward, though, we promised to ask all

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<v Speaker 2>the important questions, where your parents were, where your grandparents were,

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<v Speaker 2>what weird questions were asked? Any odd references for any

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<v Speaker 2>future second date update that we do.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a bad feeling next time someone's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>well we ate a casserole, we're gonna be like, no,

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<v Speaker 4>we know what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Grandma baked it didn't it Because we're better investigators. We're

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<v Speaker 2>all better now. So email us if you ever want

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<v Speaker 2>to get a second date update. We'll call the person

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<v Speaker 2>who wasn't calling you back.