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Speaker 1: It's at Brook and Jeffrey. All right, let's start this
Speaker 1: second date.
Speaker 2: The second date update. A good sign at the end
Speaker 2: of a first date is a kiss, oh yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: a short conversation that mentions, hey, this was fun. We
Speaker 2: should do it again, maybe with less clothes next time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great direct way to say it.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: A potential bad sign at the end of a date
Speaker 2: is when one party cuts things off a little bit
Speaker 2: short and the other party reacts by accusing them of lying.
Speaker 2: Oh now, our listener Luke didn't go quite that far,
Speaker 2: but he came right up to the edge of calling
Speaker 2: her out, and I want to hear the story from him. So, Luke,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show man.
Speaker 4: Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, are you still really angry, Luke, because I
Speaker 5: don't know if we should do this call?
Speaker 1: If that's your headspace, No, this kind of bad.
Speaker 4: And I was like really excited, had a good time,
Speaker 4: so I was just a little disappointed.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, all right, So who is this girl that
Speaker 2: we're going to be calling here? What's her name?
Speaker 4: Her name's Ivy And we met online?
Speaker 5: Okay, and why were you poison Why were you so
Speaker 5: excited about Ivy?
Speaker 4: Well, you know, we were chatting for a little bit
Speaker 4: after we had like met, and like we were trying
Speaker 4: to figure out what we could do, but it was
Speaker 4: so hot. But we both like, man, we should do
Speaker 4: something cool, maybe something with water or maybe something with eye.
Speaker 5: Oh, freezer, date, I mean I get it, Like that
Speaker 5: makes sense. You don't want to be sweating your entire date.
Speaker 5: It's not a good look.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really wasn't. But I ended up seeing this
Speaker 4: TikTok video with this guy actually baked a cake in
Speaker 4: his car because it was so hot outside.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, whoa, I just saw someone do a
Speaker 5: lasagna in a mailbox?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Yes, what happened with?
Speaker 1: You don't need one anymore?
Speaker 2: So what'd you guys do? Make a charcoterie board in
Speaker 2: a freezer?
Speaker 1: So did you guys bake a car cake?
Speaker 4: Well, we were wondering if it was like fake or
Speaker 4: you know, there's no way we could really do it,
Speaker 4: and so we actually did try it.
Speaker 1: You date, did it work?
Speaker 2: I actually think that's fun?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I thought it was fun and she was
Speaker 4: down for it too, which I was like super excited about,
Speaker 4: and so I went I picked her up.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, Okay, we got the.
Speaker 1: Cake, Mick.
Speaker 4: We put it in a try in my car and
Speaker 4: we left it out in the sun for like maybe
Speaker 4: about an hour later, and then when we checked it
Speaker 4: it was actually baked.
Speaker 5: Shine way, dude, It's like and now you have cake
Speaker 5: to eat.
Speaker 2: It's great and your car smells amazing eight days after
Speaker 2: that too. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't need to buy any of those like cinnamon
Speaker 4: air fresheners for a long time.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, what kind of cake did you do?
Speaker 5: Chocolate funfetti?
Speaker 4: Who? It turns out both of us our favorite cake
Speaker 4: is red velvet.
Speaker 1: Oh you have a shared cake love.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we tried it and it tasted really really good.
Speaker 5: Weird, So this is such a fun date, but it's
Speaker 5: like daytime, right, So it's not like she's probably gonna
Speaker 5: stay the night or anything.
Speaker 2: It's wondering where does the booze come in?
Speaker 5: No, it's just like, I mean, it's more casual that
Speaker 5: way when you're in the middle of a day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so I knew she wasn't going to end
Speaker 4: up staying the whole night, but then she was kind
Speaker 4: of like, oh, I have to take off. Yeah, this
Speaker 4: was kind of abrupt really.
Speaker 1: I mean at that point, you've probably been hanging out
Speaker 1: for two hours, right, Yeah, it is big account of.
Speaker 5: Some people just want to leave, like when the timings right,
Speaker 5: because if you overstay then that should be a bad
Speaker 5: look too.
Speaker 2: You know, did you have an excuse for like why
Speaker 2: she needed to take off?
Speaker 4: She did. She was like, oh, my dog hasn't been
Speaker 4: feeling well.
Speaker 2: That's hard to argue with.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but see. Now what was weird is that
Speaker 4: nowhere on her dating profile or none of her pictures
Speaker 4: did she even mention having a dog.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you think she's lying about the dog?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I just kind of thought it was weird because, like,
Speaker 4: we chatted for a while online and at no point
Speaker 4: did a dog come up.
Speaker 2: That is odd because most people with dogs have to
Speaker 2: tell you about them in the first time their profile
Speaker 2: picker something.
Speaker 5: Come on, why would she lie about a dog. There's
Speaker 5: so many other excuses she could have used.
Speaker 4: But now what happened was that she said her dog
Speaker 4: was sick, and so I was like, oh, man, I
Speaker 4: didn't know you had a dog. And then she says, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: his name.
Speaker 1: Is sprinkle Sprinkle. Okay, she's staring at a cake.
Speaker 4: We had just put sprinkles on the plot.
Speaker 2: His name is red Velvet car.
Speaker 1: How my kids come up with me?
Speaker 2: You know, it's a pretty big coincidence there.
Speaker 4: So yeah, that's what I thought. It just seemed way
Speaker 4: too coincidental. But I just didn't even call her out,
Speaker 4: And so I even told her. I said, Okay, well
Speaker 4: I'll drive you home, but she was like, oh no,
Speaker 4: i'll uber but Hi, your car is like super hot.
Speaker 1: You did just make a cake here, Yeah, but that's
Speaker 1: why I want to ride it in.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Have you talked to her at all since the date happened?
Speaker 4: No? I mean she hasn't. I've tried to text her
Speaker 4: a couple of times, nothing about the dog, but I
Speaker 4: just have got nothing bad.
Speaker 1: Huh. Yeah, that is weird.
Speaker 2: The first thing I'd ask is how's your dog doing?
Speaker 2: She should say good, bad, whatever.
Speaker 1: It definitely seems like she wants nothing to do with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know that's.
Speaker 4: What we're gonna do.
Speaker 2: We're gonna play a song, come back, and we're gonna
Speaker 2: try and let you have your cake and eat it too.
Speaker 2: Your second date up.
Speaker 1: A cliche, right, but yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, on a scale of one to ten, Luke, how
Speaker 2: impressed were you by that?
Speaker 4: I'd have to say maybe about a six. I'd pay
Speaker 4: seven if I wasn't so sad it was this girl,
Speaker 4: I'll take it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna do second date update right after that.
Speaker 2: Hold on second date update. The first date that we
Speaker 2: just heard about has all the ingredients that we love, Okay,
Speaker 2: viral TikTok videos, homemade red velvet cake, yeah, and a
Speaker 2: sick dog named Sprinkles about the Well, don't feel bad.
Speaker 2: It's probably just a made up dog. Because Luke and
Speaker 2: Hiss date Ivy attempted baking a cake inside his car
Speaker 2: on a hot day, and afterwards, she suddenly claimed that
Speaker 2: she had to go and check on her sick dog sprinkles,
Speaker 2: which Luke thought was a little bit suspicious because she
Speaker 2: never mentioned having a dog before that and they just
Speaker 2: finished putting sprinkles on top of their cake. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: so was that just an excuse or was it an
Speaker 2: actual emergency. We're about to call her and try and
Speaker 2: find out, Luke. We're gonna put the frosting on this
Speaker 2: segment here. Unfortunately, Jose's already licked the spoon. Is that
Speaker 2: still cool with you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine. I just man, I'm really hoping that
Speaker 4: she and I are able to get reconnected, because I
Speaker 4: really like this girl.
Speaker 1: If she's lying, she's a terrible liar.
Speaker 5: You know, you.
Speaker 1: Can't even go with Bella like I mean, that's the
Speaker 1: easiest dog name.
Speaker 2: Ever, you know, Yes, I have a dog named Bella. Luke,
Speaker 2: do you think we should just call her a liar
Speaker 2: as soon as she picks up the phone?
Speaker 4: No, because I wanted to give her the benefit of
Speaker 4: the doubt.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's your call, it's your second date.
Speaker 5: It's not bad to date a bad liar, you know.
Speaker 5: Then you always know when it's the good liars.
Speaker 1: You don't want to.
Speaker 2: We're gonna try and find out that answer right now.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna dial her number. Here we go.
Speaker 5: You're gonna feel dumb if the dog answers the phone
Speaker 5: better be barking in the background, coughing.
Speaker 2: Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Ivy?
Speaker 3: Yes speaking? Is it hi?
Speaker 2: Ivy? My name is jeff I'm an assistant with the
Speaker 2: veterinary Clinic. I'm calling to see how Sprinkles is responding
Speaker 2: to the antibiotics.
Speaker 1: Okay, right out the gate.
Speaker 2: Wait what huh your dog Sprinkles? Oh no, did Sprinkles
Speaker 2: go to the big fire hydrant in the sky. I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry?
Speaker 3: What going on, guys?
Speaker 2: Ivy? So I'm not actually from the vet clinic. We're
Speaker 2: on You're on the radio right now with a morning
Speaker 2: show called Brook and Jeffrey. We would be the funnest
Speaker 2: vet clinic. Four people calling.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm like, why are you guys laughing? What is
Speaker 3: going on?
Speaker 2: We're doing something called a second Date Update. We're trying
Speaker 2: to get some answers for one of our listeners named Luke,
Speaker 2: who you went out with recently.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Luke, right right, girl?
Speaker 1: Why are you lying to Luke.
Speaker 3: Listen, guys, I mean I made up a pretty bad
Speaker 3: lie just to get out of where I was.
Speaker 2: Luke was kind of onto you. He noticed that at
Speaker 2: the end of the day you seem a little panicked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I checked it in Wait to Go. I mean,
Speaker 3: did he tell you what happened? Or like, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean we know, we know a little bit about the day.
Speaker 2: We know that you guys went and tried baking a
Speaker 2: cake together inside of his car to see if it
Speaker 2: really worked, based off of a viral TikTok video.
Speaker 1: Which we thought sounded like a really fun date.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, listen, Initially I was completely gained. But did
Speaker 3: he tell you anything about his grandparents?
Speaker 1: His grandparents?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, does he live with them or something?
Speaker 3: So he picked me up and I thought we were
Speaker 3: going back to his house. So I was a little shocked.
Speaker 3: And he opened the door and I see two old
Speaker 3: people sleeping in a rocking chair. You know. He wakes
Speaker 3: them up, and he goes, hey, meet my grandma and
Speaker 3: my granddad, And I'm like, wait.
Speaker 1: What better the parents though?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: You feel like that, like does he take care of
Speaker 1: his grandparents? Is that why he lives with them?
Speaker 3: He doesn't live with them. We were just visiting.
Speaker 2: It sounds like they didn't even know that you guys
Speaker 2: were coming.
Speaker 3: No, so here's the thing. Really demands his grandmother to
Speaker 3: make a cake.
Speaker 1: Wait what whoa? I thought YouTube made the cake.
Speaker 3: No, she did. And then the thing is he didn't
Speaker 3: even bring any ingredients and he just like, oh, we
Speaker 3: need to make it. Hey, blah blah blah, and so horrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I think they're like in their nineties. It's not like
Speaker 3: they're like seventy something. They were really all feeble. And
Speaker 3: he's over there like cracking whips, and his grandmother.
Speaker 1: She's like, I can't grip the spoon.
Speaker 3: I wanted to help. I mean I even offered, and
Speaker 3: he kept interrupting and go, no, no, no, let her
Speaker 3: do it. She needs to say active stop.
Speaker 1: No he did it.
Speaker 2: So basically, did grandma at least seem happy to make
Speaker 2: a nice little cake for her grandson.
Speaker 5: You can't cps for grandparents that we can call worried about.
Speaker 3: So that wasn't even the worst part. Guys. When the
Speaker 3: timer went off and he decided to go check on
Speaker 3: the cake, we went outside and I opened the car door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it.
Speaker 3: Was super hot in the car, you know, and I
Speaker 3: said something like, it's not like an oven in here,
Speaker 3: and he reached around and touched my stomach and said
Speaker 3: he can't wait to put a bun in the Oh.
Speaker 4: The hell.
Speaker 3: I melted like I was, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Maybe he just meant the cake.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like you could stay in the kitchen where you blow.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 1: This guy sucks.
Speaker 2: I hate to say this, but we didn't tell you.
Speaker 2: Mister muffin man is on the other line himself, and
Speaker 2: he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 3: Are you there?
Speaker 4: He is.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you have to talk to him, Luke.
Speaker 3: There, it went through all that you're putting me.
Speaker 2: We didn't know, Luke, talk to your future baby mama.
Speaker 5: Yeah, family, Yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 4: Luke? I okay. I like the thing is I knew
Speaker 4: my grandma was going to have the stuff for the cake.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So does the grocery store, Luke. That's where you
Speaker 1: go to get it.
Speaker 2: That's the part that you're the most upset about. What
Speaker 2: about the butt in the oven? Yeah?
Speaker 3: All of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just starting from the beginning.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4: I think that was a sweet thing to say. You
Speaker 4: know what it means, I'm like looking into the future.
Speaker 2: I could see that. And you know a lot of
Speaker 2: the times when you're around your grandparents, they're pressuring you.
Speaker 2: They're like, hey, when are you gonna give me some grandkids?
Speaker 3: So it probably just say that on the first date.
Speaker 3: Are you serious? I'm like petrified of you and getting anything.
Speaker 4: In put in my oven?
Speaker 2: Okay, so I guess the second date, maybe it would
Speaker 2: have been a better movie five years.
Speaker 1: Don't do that.
Speaker 5: I have two kids with my husband, and if he
Speaker 5: did that to me, I'd still be grossed out, like, y, like,
Speaker 5: don't touch my ovens?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, my kitchen, his clothes right now?
Speaker 5: Thank you? Wow.
Speaker 1: I just want like, can you never talk to a
Speaker 1: woman before? Like do you not know?
Speaker 5: Look?
Speaker 4: I just okay, Maybe that wasn't the smartest thing to say.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was.
Speaker 4: I was trying to be cute or sweet.
Speaker 3: But oh no, And then your grandparents are like ninety
Speaker 3: something years old, and you know they're cracking whips and
Speaker 3: making her do all these things.
Speaker 1: It is a lot.
Speaker 2: I did not crack oh with it was a dish towel.
Speaker 2: It's different.
Speaker 3: Oh, my god, I'm not you see why Now we didn't.
Speaker 2: Know any of this.
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing. My grandmother loves baking cake. She
Speaker 4: was a baker when she was younger. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 4: byles away. Last time I tried to help her make
Speaker 4: a cake by cracking the egg, she slapped my hand
Speaker 4: with a frigging wooden.
Speaker 5: Spoon because you said something rude at the same time.
Speaker 2: I mean, you didn't say you wanted to put a
Speaker 2: bun in your grandma's oven, did you. Oh, my god,
Speaker 2: to help her with the cooking, because she can't bend
Speaker 2: down to reach the oven. It's a back that's.
Speaker 4: What I mean.
Speaker 1: That oven doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, at this point, let's just get to the
Speaker 2: end of this and let me ask Ivy, would you
Speaker 2: are we going to do that? You can't get any
Speaker 2: worse than what happened on the first date, so that
Speaker 2: on the second day there's nowhere to go but up,
Speaker 2: and we'd like to pay for it.
Speaker 3: No, thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was polite.
Speaker 2: I did not see this coming.
Speaker 3: I want to say hell now, but I'll be nice. No,
Speaker 3: thank you?
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Luke, you can't be shocked with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it would have been nice to know
Speaker 2: about the grandparents before we called Ivy and had that
Speaker 2: sprung on us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the oven line.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they both were important, you know, like we did
Speaker 4: a little TikTok challenge. We bonded over it, and she
Speaker 4: lied about her dog to get out of it.
Speaker 2: I know this didn't work out quite that well for us,
Speaker 2: but Luke, maybe your grandma would like to make a
Speaker 2: cake for our morning show. She needs to stay act different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, feel bad about that.
Speaker 5: I mean, okay, your grandpa brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I think that was actually kind of our fault that
Speaker 2: we didn't get the second date there?
Speaker 4: What are you?
Speaker 1: I'm not taking blame for that. We need to go
Speaker 1: with your fault, not my fault.
Speaker 2: None of us in here asked him, did you bake
Speaker 2: the cake at your place? Did you bake it at
Speaker 2: her place? Where did this date actually happen? Because he
Speaker 2: would that's us. That's on us for just assuming, because
Speaker 2: he would have told us that it was at his grandparents.
Speaker 2: But we never asked the question.
Speaker 5: No, you don't ask did you go to your grandparents
Speaker 5: house and force your ninety year old grandmother to make
Speaker 5: the cake?
Speaker 1: It's just not that's a very natural question.
Speaker 2: Absolutely the first question we should have thought of. So
Speaker 2: now what happened now? Not only is the egg and
Speaker 2: the bowl, there's an egg on all of our faces
Speaker 2: and buns and ovens all over the place.
Speaker 1: God, I bet they're better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is on something and make sure. Yeah, let's all
Speaker 2: get tested. So no second date.
Speaker 5: There, But I don't think he's going to get a
Speaker 5: second date in the future anytime soon either.
Speaker 2: And yeah, going forward, though, we promised to ask all
Speaker 2: the important questions, where your parents were, where your grandparents were,
Speaker 2: what weird questions were asked? Any odd references for any
Speaker 2: future second date update that we do.
Speaker 4: I have a bad feeling next time someone's like, oh,
Speaker 4: well we ate a casserole, we're gonna be like, no,
Speaker 4: we know what happened.
Speaker 2: Grandma baked it didn't it Because we're better investigators. We're
Speaker 2: all better now. So email us if you ever want
Speaker 2: to get a second date update. We'll call the person
Speaker 2: who wasn't calling you back.