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Speaker 1: Hey, you found the Brook and Jeffrey Second Date podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're so happy you're here. Yea even more exciting, we

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Speaker 1: officially broke top twenty. I know comedy podcast charts.

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Speaker 2: Which means you guys are like us and you binge

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Speaker 1: Hours of your life wasted it. Yeah, and don't forget

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Speaker 1: to tag us in your Spotify wrapped Yeah. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: stories TikTok wherever you want to post it. Yes, all

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Speaker 1: the Emmy back on there, all them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna get a bunch of dudes posting now.

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Speaker 1: It's at Brook and Jeffrey. All right, let's start this

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Speaker 1: second date.

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Speaker 2: The second date update. A good sign at the end

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Speaker 2: of a first date is a kiss, oh yeah, maybe

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Speaker 2: a short conversation that mentions, hey, this was fun. We

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Speaker 2: should do it again, maybe with less clothes next time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great direct way to say it.

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Speaker 3: I like it.

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Speaker 2: A potential bad sign at the end of a date

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Speaker 2: is when one party cuts things off a little bit

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Speaker 2: short and the other party reacts by accusing them of lying.

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Speaker 2: Oh now, our listener Luke didn't go quite that far,

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Speaker 2: but he came right up to the edge of calling

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Speaker 2: her out, and I want to hear the story from him. So, Luke,

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Speaker 2: welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 4: Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, are you still really angry, Luke, because I

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Speaker 5: don't know if we should do this call?

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Speaker 1: If that's your headspace, No, this kind of bad.

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Speaker 4: And I was like really excited, had a good time,

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Speaker 4: so I was just a little disappointed.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, all right, So who is this girl that

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Speaker 2: we're going to be calling here? What's her name?

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Speaker 4: Her name's Ivy And we met online?

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Speaker 5: Okay, and why were you poison Why were you so

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Speaker 5: excited about Ivy?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, we were chatting for a little bit

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Speaker 4: after we had like met, and like we were trying

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Speaker 4: to figure out what we could do, but it was

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Speaker 4: so hot. But we both like, man, we should do

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Speaker 4: something cool, maybe something with water or maybe something with eye.

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Speaker 5: Oh, freezer, date, I mean I get it, Like that

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Speaker 5: makes sense. You don't want to be sweating your entire date.

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Speaker 5: It's not a good look.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it really wasn't. But I ended up seeing this

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Speaker 4: TikTok video with this guy actually baked a cake in

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Speaker 4: his car because it was so hot outside.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, whoa, I just saw someone do a

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Speaker 5: lasagna in a mailbox?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: Yes, what happened with?

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Speaker 1: You don't need one anymore?

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Speaker 2: So what'd you guys do? Make a charcoterie board in

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Speaker 2: a freezer?

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Speaker 1: So did you guys bake a car cake?

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Speaker 4: Well, we were wondering if it was like fake or

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Speaker 4: you know, there's no way we could really do it,

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Speaker 4: and so we actually did try it.

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Speaker 1: You date, did it work?

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Speaker 2: I actually think that's fun?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I thought it was fun and she was

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Speaker 4: down for it too, which I was like super excited about,

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Speaker 4: and so I went I picked her up.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh, Okay, we got the.

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Speaker 1: Cake, Mick.

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Speaker 4: We put it in a try in my car and

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Speaker 4: we left it out in the sun for like maybe

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Speaker 4: it was actually baked.

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Speaker 5: Shine way, dude, It's like and now you have cake

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Speaker 2: It's great and your car smells amazing eight days after

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Speaker 2: that too. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I don't need to buy any of those like cinnamon

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, what kind of cake did you do?

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Speaker 5: Chocolate funfetti?

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Speaker 4: Who? It turns out both of us our favorite cake

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Speaker 1: Oh you have a shared cake love.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we tried it and it tasted really really good.

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Speaker 5: Weird, So this is such a fun date, but it's

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Speaker 5: like daytime, right, So it's not like she's probably gonna

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Speaker 2: It's wondering where does the booze come in?

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Speaker 5: No, it's just like, I mean, it's more casual that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and so I knew she wasn't going to end

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Speaker 4: up staying the whole night, but then she was kind

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Speaker 4: of like, oh, I have to take off. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: I mean at that point, you've probably been hanging out

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Speaker 1: for two hours, right, Yeah, it is big account of.

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Speaker 5: Some people just want to leave, like when the timings right,

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Speaker 5: because if you overstay then that should be a bad

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Speaker 2: You know, did you have an excuse for like why

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Speaker 4: She did. She was like, oh, my dog hasn't been

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Speaker 2: That's hard to argue with.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but see. Now what was weird is that

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Speaker 4: nowhere on her dating profile or none of her pictures

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Speaker 4: did she even mention having a dog.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, you think she's lying about the dog?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I just kind of thought it was weird because, like,

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Speaker 2: That is odd because most people with dogs have to

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Speaker 5: Come on, why would she lie about a dog. There's

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Speaker 5: so many other excuses she could have used.

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Speaker 4: But now what happened was that she said her dog

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Speaker 1: Is sprinkle Sprinkle. Okay, she's staring at a cake.

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Speaker 4: We had just put sprinkles on the plot.

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Speaker 2: His name is red Velvet car.

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Speaker 1: How my kids come up with me?

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Speaker 2: You know, it's a pretty big coincidence there.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, that's what I thought. It just seemed way

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Speaker 4: too coincidental. But I just didn't even call her out,

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Speaker 4: And so I even told her. I said, Okay, well

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Speaker 4: i'll uber but Hi, your car is like super hot.

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Speaker 1: You did just make a cake here, Yeah, but that's

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Speaker 1: why I want to ride it in.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Have you talked to her at all since the date happened?

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Speaker 4: No? I mean she hasn't. I've tried to text her

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Speaker 4: a couple of times, nothing about the dog, but I

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Speaker 1: Huh. Yeah, that is weird.

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Speaker 2: The first thing I'd ask is how's your dog doing?

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Speaker 2: She should say good, bad, whatever.

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Speaker 1: It definitely seems like she wants nothing to do with you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you know that's.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna play a song, come back, and we're gonna

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Speaker 2: try and let you have your cake and eat it too.

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Speaker 2: Your second date up.

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Speaker 1: A cliche, right, but yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, on a scale of one to ten, Luke, how

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Speaker 2: impressed were you by that?

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Speaker 4: I'd have to say maybe about a six. I'd pay

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Speaker 4: seven if I wasn't so sad it was this girl,

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Speaker 4: I'll take it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna do second date update right after that.

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Speaker 2: Hold on second date update. The first date that we

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Speaker 2: just heard about has all the ingredients that we love, Okay,

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Speaker 2: viral TikTok videos, homemade red velvet cake, yeah, and a

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Speaker 2: sick dog named Sprinkles about the Well, don't feel bad.

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Speaker 2: It's probably just a made up dog. Because Luke and

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Speaker 2: Hiss date Ivy attempted baking a cake inside his car

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Speaker 2: on a hot day, and afterwards, she suddenly claimed that

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Speaker 2: she had to go and check on her sick dog sprinkles,

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Speaker 2: which Luke thought was a little bit suspicious because she

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Speaker 2: never mentioned having a dog before that and they just

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Speaker 2: finished putting sprinkles on top of their cake. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 2: so was that just an excuse or was it an

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Speaker 2: actual emergency. We're about to call her and try and

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Speaker 2: find out, Luke. We're gonna put the frosting on this

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Speaker 2: segment here. Unfortunately, Jose's already licked the spoon. Is that

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Speaker 2: still cool with you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine. I just man, I'm really hoping that

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Speaker 4: she and I are able to get reconnected, because I

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Speaker 4: really like this girl.

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Speaker 1: If she's lying, she's a terrible liar.

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Speaker 5: You know, you.

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Speaker 1: Can't even go with Bella like I mean, that's the

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Speaker 1: easiest dog name.

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Speaker 2: Ever, you know, Yes, I have a dog named Bella. Luke,

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Speaker 2: do you think we should just call her a liar

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Speaker 4: No, because I wanted to give her the benefit of

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's your call, it's your second date.

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Speaker 5: It's not bad to date a bad liar, you know.

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Speaker 5: Then you always know when it's the good liars.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna try and find out that answer right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna dial her number. Here we go.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna feel dumb if the dog answers the phone

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Speaker 5: better be barking in the background, coughing.

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Speaker 2: Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Ivy?

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Speaker 3: Yes speaking? Is it hi?

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Speaker 2: Ivy? My name is jeff I'm an assistant with the

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Speaker 2: veterinary Clinic. I'm calling to see how Sprinkles is responding

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Speaker 2: to the antibiotics.

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Speaker 1: Okay, right out the gate.

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Speaker 2: Wait what huh your dog Sprinkles? Oh no, did Sprinkles

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Speaker 2: go to the big fire hydrant in the sky. I'm

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Speaker 2: so sorry?

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Speaker 3: What going on, guys?

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Speaker 2: Ivy? So I'm not actually from the vet clinic. We're

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Speaker 2: on You're on the radio right now with a morning

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Speaker 2: show called Brook and Jeffrey. We would be the funnest

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Speaker 2: vet clinic. Four people calling.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm like, why are you guys laughing? What is

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Speaker 3: going on?

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Speaker 2: We're doing something called a second Date Update. We're trying

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Speaker 2: to get some answers for one of our listeners named Luke,

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Speaker 2: who you went out with recently.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Luke, right right, girl?

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Speaker 1: Why are you lying to Luke.

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Speaker 3: Listen, guys, I mean I made up a pretty bad

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Speaker 3: lie just to get out of where I was.

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Speaker 2: Luke was kind of onto you. He noticed that at

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Speaker 2: the end of the day you seem a little panicked.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I checked it in Wait to Go. I mean,

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Speaker 3: did he tell you what happened? Or like, yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean we know, we know a little bit about the day.

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Speaker 2: We know that you guys went and tried baking a

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Speaker 2: cake together inside of his car to see if it

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Speaker 2: really worked, based off of a viral TikTok video.

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Speaker 1: Which we thought sounded like a really fun date.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, listen, Initially I was completely gained. But did

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Speaker 3: he tell you anything about his grandparents?

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Speaker 1: His grandparents?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, does he live with them or something?

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Speaker 3: No, so here's the thing. Really demands his grandmother to

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Speaker 1: Wait what whoa? I thought YouTube made the cake.

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Speaker 3: No, she did. And then the thing is he didn't

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Speaker 1: She's like, I can't grip the spoon.

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Speaker 1: No he did it.

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Speaker 2: So basically, did grandma at least seem happy to make

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Speaker 5: You can't cps for grandparents that we can call worried about.

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Speaker 3: So that wasn't even the worst part. Guys. When the

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Speaker 3: Was super hot in the car, you know, and I

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Speaker 4: The hell.

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Speaker 3: I melted like I was, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he just meant the cake.

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Speaker 1: It's like you could stay in the kitchen where you blow.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like, what the hell is going on?

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Speaker 1: This guy sucks.

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Speaker 2: I hate to say this, but we didn't tell you.

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Speaker 2: Mister muffin man is on the other line himself, and

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Speaker 3: Are you there?

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Speaker 4: He is.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you have to talk to him, Luke.

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Speaker 3: There, it went through all that you're putting me.

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Speaker 2: We didn't know, Luke, talk to your future baby mama.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, family, Yeah, what the hell?

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Speaker 4: Luke? I okay. I like the thing is I knew

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Speaker 4: my grandma was going to have the stuff for the cake.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So does the grocery store, Luke. That's where you

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Speaker 2: That's the part that you're the most upset about. What

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Speaker 3: All of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just starting from the beginning.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, Okay.

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Speaker 4: I think that was a sweet thing to say. You

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Speaker 2: I could see that. And you know a lot of

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Speaker 2: They're like, hey, when are you gonna give me some grandkids?

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Speaker 3: So it probably just say that on the first date.

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Speaker 3: Are you serious? I'm like petrified of you and getting anything.

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Speaker 4: In put in my oven?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I guess the second date, maybe it would

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Speaker 1: Don't do that.

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Speaker 5: I have two kids with my husband, and if he

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Speaker 5: don't touch my ovens?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, my kitchen, his clothes right now?

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Speaker 5: Thank you? Wow.

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Speaker 1: I just want like, can you never talk to a

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Speaker 5: Look?

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Speaker 4: I just okay, Maybe that wasn't the smartest thing to say.

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Speaker 4: I was trying to be cute or sweet.

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Speaker 3: But oh no, And then your grandparents are like ninety

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Speaker 1: It is a lot.

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Speaker 2: I did not crack oh with it was a dish towel.

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Speaker 2: It's different.

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Speaker 3: Oh, my god, I'm not you see why Now we didn't.

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Speaker 2: Know any of this.

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Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing. My grandmother loves baking cake. She

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Speaker 5: Spoon because you said something rude at the same time.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you didn't say you wanted to put a

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Speaker 4: What I mean.

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Speaker 1: That oven doesn't work anymore.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, at this point, let's just get to the

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Speaker 2: end of this and let me ask Ivy, would you

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Speaker 2: are we going to do that? You can't get any

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Speaker 2: worse than what happened on the first date, so that

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Speaker 2: on the second day there's nowhere to go but up,

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Speaker 2: and we'd like to pay for it.

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Speaker 3: No, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was polite.

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Speaker 2: I did not see this coming.

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Speaker 3: I want to say hell now, but I'll be nice. No,

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Luke, you can't be shocked with that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it would have been nice to know

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the oven line.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they both were important, you know, like we did

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Speaker 2: I know this didn't work out quite that well for us,

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Speaker 2: but Luke, maybe your grandma would like to make a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, feel bad about that.

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Speaker 5: I mean, okay, your grandpa brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I think that was actually kind of our fault that

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Speaker 4: What are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking blame for that. We need to go

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Speaker 1: with your fault, not my fault.

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Speaker 2: None of us in here asked him, did you bake

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Speaker 2: her place? Where did this date actually happen? Because he

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Speaker 2: would that's us. That's on us for just assuming, because

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Speaker 2: he would have told us that it was at his grandparents.

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Speaker 2: But we never asked the question.

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Speaker 5: No, you don't ask did you go to your grandparents

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Speaker 1: It's just not that's a very natural question.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely the first question we should have thought of. So

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Speaker 2: now what happened now? Not only is the egg and

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Speaker 1: God, I bet they're better.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, is on something and make sure. Yeah, let's all

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Speaker 2: get tested. So no second date.

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Speaker 5: There, But I don't think he's going to get a

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Speaker 2: And yeah, going forward, though, we promised to ask all

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Speaker 2: the important questions, where your parents were, where your grandparents were,

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Speaker 2: what weird questions were asked? Any odd references for any

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Speaker 4: I have a bad feeling next time someone's like, oh,

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Speaker 4: well we ate a casserole, we're gonna be like, no,

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Speaker 4: we know what happened.

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Speaker 2: Grandma baked it didn't it Because we're better investigators. We're

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Speaker 2: all better now. So email us if you ever want

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