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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a line, good.

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Speaker 1: By, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 1: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone

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Speaker 1: approaches you while you're out at the club and uses

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Speaker 1: this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 2: Hey kidding, I came over here.

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Speaker 1: Because I was watching you eat that mazzarella stick and

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Speaker 1: I thought you might need a napkin.

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Speaker 4: Okay, kind of greasy.

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Speaker 3: You look like a dirty girl.

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Speaker 4: From Alick.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you do, don't was this the urge to throw

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Speaker 1: Marinara sauce directly into his eyes? Instead, tell him that

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Speaker 1: he's the grooviest dude that you've met all night, and then,

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Speaker 1: when you're walking back to his camper van, give him

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Speaker 1: the number the loser line, maybe before the camper van.

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Speaker 5: Do it right at the door and.

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Speaker 1: Tell him to call at you sometime, and hopefully he

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Speaker 1: leaves an awkward voicemail we can play on the air

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Speaker 1: voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Next message, Hey Troy the cruise, I sorry for the noise.

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Speaker 4: I'm at the airport, but I just I couldn't stop

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Speaker 4: thinking about you. I Mean, I thought I could limbo,

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Speaker 4: but you must have extra bones in your hips or something,

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Speaker 4: because I've never seen a man's.

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Speaker 6: Been that way.

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Speaker 5: I totally would have stayed and hung out with you,

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Speaker 5: but my parents were on the cruise, so you know

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Speaker 5: how that goes. Okay. I would love to hear from you,

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Speaker 5: you know, I wanna, you know, meet up and maybe

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Speaker 5: show you how little I can go.

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Speaker 1: She sounds so excited. I hope she doesn't hear this

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Speaker 1: and have her like limbo dreams.

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Speaker 5: Crush.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 3: It's the man that won the limbo.

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Speaker 7: They gave the.

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Speaker 3: Holy Choices?

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Speaker 1: Does he have other cruise ship?

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Speaker 3: Hey man, it's me, uh from the open mic.

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Speaker 5: I came by last week.

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Speaker 8: I was the guy.

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Speaker 5: I don't really do jokes.

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Speaker 3: I kind of just talk.

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Speaker 6: And anyways, I've been working on this new bit where

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Speaker 6: I'm going to take sort of some song lyrics and

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Speaker 6: recite them as if they are these.

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Speaker 3: Meaningful thoughts that are just kind of coming to me

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Speaker 3: in the spur of the moment, kind of like a

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Speaker 3: joke poet thing, kind of like tag Team back again.

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Speaker 5: Check it out, let's begin there.

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Speaker 3: It is shocka locka, shocka locka. I think it's pretty

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Speaker 3: good the way I have it but if you have

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Speaker 3: any notes or anything I can add to it, that'd

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Speaker 3: be great. Let me know, And how can I sign

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Speaker 3: up for the open mic next week? It's not good

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Speaker 3: when the open mic people are giving.

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Speaker 4: You the really not good. Also, I think we all

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Speaker 4: know he just needs to add seven more, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually a little bit disappointed that he didn't have

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Speaker 1: sensitive poetry and like chimes playing in the background while

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Speaker 1: he said that like this, that's true, that would have

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Speaker 1: been more effective, jeff It inspires me to do my

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Speaker 1: own open mic poetry.

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Speaker 8: Are you about to hit it up right now?

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Speaker 3: Should we snap?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Sure?

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Speaker 1: Like book and Jeffrey's TikTok Scene, Fun and Fresh and

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Speaker 1: PG thirteen from Second Dates with Comic Flair to the

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Speaker 1: Strangest Loser Lines to make It on Air, Shaka Laca Shako.

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Speaker 5: Nailed it. Now, let's get.

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Speaker 3: Alexis has falling asleep in the middle of.

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Speaker 1: Now, let's get back to the clipse.

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Speaker 5: So, I know, we made out and everything. It was

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Speaker 5: kind of random, but I told my mom about it

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Speaker 5: and she was like, oh, what are you going to

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Speaker 5: put on your Facebook and tell the family? And uh,

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Speaker 5: I mean I have a lot of relatives on my

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Speaker 5: facebooks follow me there. So I looked at the options

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Speaker 5: and they're single, which I mean I'm not really single

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Speaker 5: anymore because of our make out. And there's then there's

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Speaker 5: a in a relationship, which is kind of exciting, and

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Speaker 5: then there's engaged or married. Obviously we're not there yet

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Speaker 5: but maybe someday. Uh. And then there's in a civil union,

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Speaker 5: which I think just means friends. And then there's open relationship,

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Speaker 5: so like I guess, being open and telling everybody about it.

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Speaker 5: So I'm not sure which which one to put? But

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Speaker 5: which one are you going to do? You?

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say one word homeschooled. That is a

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Speaker 1: dead ringer for a whole school person who wants to

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Speaker 1: jump into our relationship after one kids. I want to

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Speaker 1: sit that poor girl down.

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Speaker 6: I have a real big talk with her.

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Speaker 4: Being an open relationship, she kissed anyone her family would

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Speaker 4: freaking out.

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Speaker 8: Yo, Marisa, what's up girl? I was hoping to catch

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Speaker 8: you in person, but I guess you're busy or not

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Speaker 8: near your phone.

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Speaker 2: So when we were talking, we were throwing a few

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Speaker 2: back and having a drinks.

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Speaker 5: I was totally being serious.

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Speaker 7: I really think we'd be great, great, freaking parents.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 7: I know my parents were super strict, which you know

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Speaker 7: at the time I.

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Speaker 2: Hated, but it was good for me, you know in

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Speaker 2: the long run.

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Speaker 7: Like you know, I had hard cut off for bed

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Speaker 7: time and they checked all my homework and stuff like that.

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Speaker 7: Mom even made me breastfeed till I was seven, which

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Speaker 7: I guess is kind of weird looking back.

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Speaker 5: So I'm just saying, I.

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Speaker 2: Think if you and me end up, you know, making

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Speaker 2: some magic between the sheets and pop out a kid

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Speaker 2: or three, I think, between us and our jeans, worst

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Speaker 2: case scenario, all three of them will be good looking.

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Speaker 5: So give me a call. Let's get it on.

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Speaker 1: Oh, there has not been a less romantic call that

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Speaker 1: we've ever gotten.

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Speaker 3: So crazy.

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Speaker 1: Why do I feel like he casually works that into

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Speaker 1: his normal conversations?

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Speaker 4: Why do I feel like he casually still breastfeeds.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he brings it up. He's like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I heard the Vikings are going to be good this year.

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Speaker 1: I mean, a breastfit until I was seven. But justin Jefferson,

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Speaker 1: that's for sure. He is going to be a good

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Speaker 1: parent someday. Though, I think we can all agree you

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Speaker 1: can lose a loser line regularly at this time every

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Speaker 1: single week, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey TikTok page. You can hear your favorite loser

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Speaker 1: lines of the week right there Now, we're going to

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Speaker 1: get into a phone tab right after

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Speaker 3: This, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,