WEBVTT - Extra Stuffing 0:00:02.240 --> 0:00:05.680 If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week 0:00:05.840 --> 0:00:09.240 was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.879 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:15.760 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:19.840 pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:23.599 takes break Free for something special. The Fifth Hour with 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:28.120 Ben Maller starts right now. That it does. We are 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:33.839 in the air everywhere, the vast power of podcasting, the 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:39.519 global reach of the download as we are bluviating the 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:42.720 day away. This our Sunday podcast, a spin off of 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:46.680 the Ben malla radio show. We tap Dance on the 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.879 third Rail. We do things we don't do on that 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:53.199 show that are only available on the podcast. To us. 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:56.360 Here we have a little more freedom. The FCC does 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:59.880 not oversea podcast, so we can say bad words, which 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:02.680 I'm trying to avoid that as much as I can. 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:05.560 But the GUESTCN has no problem dropping a F word 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:08.160 now and again. But not that not that F word, 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:10.399 Tom Brandon, and no, no, no, the other F worts 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.959 the other F word, uh so and in this podcast 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:17.160 heard it originally was weekly, just once a week, and 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:22.200 now it is morphed into a multiple podcast and I'm excited, guest. 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:24.240 We've got some big things coming up that you know 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:27.119 in other platforms as well, that will be happening soon, 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:30.040 and I'm looking forward to that. Yes, I got I 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:33.440 got some new toy. I gotta some new toys, some 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:36.120 new things in the arsenal. I'm I'm looking forward to 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:39.520 uh taking those things out of the garage, if you will. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:41.959 And uh, yeah, I think you know, we'll have to 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.399 have a meeting off the podcast because I think there's 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:47.760 something I probably need to get that I don't have, Yeah, 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:49.600 that I don't have. How about this? Do you do 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:51.440 you have? And I'll be quick with us. Do you 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:55.400 have a propane tank? Yes? I have a barbecue propane? 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:58.080 So how about you fucking use it and cut that 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:01.360 fucking state that's been sitting in a freezers. It's a 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:05.760 hundred you know it's gotta be like temperature. It's too hot. Dude, 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:07.520 You want me to sit outside of barbecue in a 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:11.480 Are you out of your freaking mind? You walk last 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.200 week six miles in a hundred degree weather to go 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:17.160 take a ship in a vacant park. I didn't get 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:20.080 I didn't play when I left, I did not plan 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:22.440 on taking that ship in the in the park like that. 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:24.440 I did not think I would have the Tennessee Trots, 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:29.440 which is exactly what happened there. That was not my intention. 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:33.880 But cheese. There's a difference between walking in a hundred 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:38.320 ten degree weather and standing over a freaking barbecue which 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:41.400 is six hundred degrees that thing gets up to and 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:44.040 cooking it. But you know, maybe I will finally, just 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:46.920 so you don't have that to bitch about, I I 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.200 will consider doing. But we gotta get going here. Guess 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:52.400 this is very important this podcast. We pushed some things back. 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:56.760 So we've got pop Quiz, the mail bag, b or 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:59.120 Not to Be, and whatever else we get to. So 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:03.400 let's start with pop quiz here, and before we do that, 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:06.239 cameo dot com, cameo dot com, cameo dot com, type 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:09.800 my name in Ben Maller, personalized video message, birthday's, weddings, 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:12.600 bar Mitzvah's funerals, pep talks, you name it. I'm there 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:18.959 for sex capades, all right. According to research, we do 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:22.960 this about more on weekends than on week days. What 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:28.720 is it? Drink uh no, smile smile guess guns you 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:33.200 smile more on the weekend. What if you work on 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.680 the weekend. I got I uh, I used to work 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:38.000 on the weekend. I smiled more on the weekend. Of course, 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:40.279 I work on the weekend. Like I'm in the studios. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:44.080 I'm working. I drive to work. I make the sacrifice. 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.200 I drive a long way is away to get to work. 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:49.800 So yeah, I smile when I weekends. All right now. 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:53.120 People were asked what they would give up for I 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:56.000 noticed what you heard. You said, They're dummy. People were 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.840 asked what they would give up forever if they never 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:04.480 had to pay tax. Again. What came in at number one? 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.880 There's significant other, So they would give up their spouse 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:10.160 if they never had to pay text? Yes, boy, that 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:13.240 is a that explains a lot about how you're swinging 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:16.760 bachelor there. It could be the dog, it could be 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:20.200 a cat. They're significant others a dog or a cat. 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:23.919 I don't know if you've noticed. Are you watching beast 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.520 reality porn? What are you doing here? Yes? I was 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:33.760 watching the never mind? Um um, go ahead? What do 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:38.159 you got all right? Watching sports? No? Yeah, that was 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:41.320 the number one you would stop watching? Well, this this 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.600 is been I opening because we've all stopped watching sports 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:48.440 for months four months, uh, five months with some of 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.080 the sports no sports. Actually like four months with no sports. 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:57.359 Hundred and thirty four days without the major professional sports leagues. Actually, 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:00.360 yeah it was. It was from March. The last were 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:03.839 played on March eleven, I like Kings and Ottawa Senators. 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:06.560 That was the last game of professional sports. And then 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:09.719 it started on July a. Hundred and thirty four days 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:16.440 without sports. The industrial complex of sports shut down, shutdown. 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.479 We all survived. We're all here, you know, We're still 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:21.200 here hanging out, you know, still talking. We still did 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:23.640 a daily sports talk radio show. With no sports. We 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:27.120 had more people listening during the pandemic, during the apocalypse, 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:30.279 uh than ever. It's crazy, all right, experts say, the 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:36.320 smell of this makes you feel happy and relaxed. Flowers. No, 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:38.880 it's close though. It's in that John, And this is 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:40.560 something I like the smell of a lot. I love 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.120 the smell of gas, but this is not gas fresh 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:49.039 cut grass. That's good. Yeah, it's something like magical about you. 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:50.839 When I remember I was flashes back to that I 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:53.159 was a kid, a little league, and I remember being 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:54.880 out in the outfield because they put the fat kids 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:56.600 out in the outfield. You put the fat kid out 0:05:56.600 --> 0:06:01.520 in left field and smell the grass and just felt great. 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:06.160 It's something fresh cut grass. It's really good. Even of 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:09.400 people with a smartphone have this. By the way, I'm 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:17.159 included on this. They have a secret compartment for pictures. No, 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:21.599 they have a crack screen. Yeah, my screen is cracked. 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:26.040 I gotta get a face bucks for an iPhone six. Yeah, 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.560 there's a spot next to the Geico studios that does 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:32.320 it for pop. Is that a good price? I don't know. No, 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:34.760 I don't think so. It's probably more expensive than it 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:36.440 needs to be, right, Yeah. L A D l A 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:38.560 D screens are are double the price though, so if 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:42.560 you're gonna droid, it's double the price. Oh so iPhones cheaper? Yeah? 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:44.720 Oh good, Okay, thank you for that. Yeah, I need 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:48.560 to get that fixed. About thirty people never experience this. 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:56.159 Um heartbreak? Uh no, wisdom teeth? Oh how were you 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:58.920 when you get your wisdom teeth pulled? I don't remember. 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:01.320 It's all the same, I you know, I don't I 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:05.679 have I just remember having recollections of eating ice cream 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:08.600 and things like that, But I don't remember exactly how 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:13.840 old I was. Almost sixty. Of moms say this is 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:16.400 the best way to discipline their kids. I think this 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:18.200 number should be higher, in the sixty percent. I think 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:19.840 the moms are doing a bad job on this because 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:30.080 moms ought to do better than slapping them. Yes, corporal 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:33.080 punishment to slap got my ass kicked. When I was 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:36.600 a kid, I had the one time I had the belt. 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.560 That's it. But I have the belt. Uh. The answer, though, 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:43.680 guests gun is to take away their video games. Yeah, 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:47.560 but see, just be higher than six the video this 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:49.840 is this is the punishment. But see, this is tough 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:51.880 though for parents nowadays, because not only do you need 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:54.920 to take away either a PlayStation or an xbox, but 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.000 then you gotta take away the cell phone, and then 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:58.600 you got to take away the iPad, and then you 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.680 gotta take away like a Mac or a PC. And 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:03.200 I don't know about you, but when I got busted, 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.760 my parents would try to hide that stuff. I'd find 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.560 it eventually, but you know, you got you gotta hide 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:12.480 alsh it. Need to have a great hiding place, a 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:15.000 vault somewhere you can hide stuff. All right. This happens 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:18.960 about seventy five times a year to the average household. 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:20.120 What is it? I think we might have had this 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:23.480 one before, but it's I forgot so seventy five times 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:25.640 of your average household. This happens a lot in the 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:30.280 Mallard mansion. But I don't do it. Um toilet flooding 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:34.640 seventy five times the other toilet. Uh no, it's you 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:38.959 can lose a remote control. You know what happens. You 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:41.960 don't have a remote on your phone? No, no, we 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:45.600 have the remote with the TV, and uh you use 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:47.600 your phone as the remote? Is that? I don't know, 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:51.160 but but I used to have one with my Android 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:54.720 and yeah, yeah, I remember when I at Staples Center 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:58.719 the I I would sit near the pearly gates at 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:02.560 the games there and they it's very hard to turn 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:04.440 the chances you would have the remote control and the guy, 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:05.959 one of the guys who worked at Staple Center side, 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:09.320 you'd be downloads this app. You can, you know, connect 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:12.480 to any TV and you can. You can as a 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:15.920 remote control. I could never figure it out. I don't 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:17.160 think I had the right kind of phone. I think 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:18.920 my phone was too old at the time and it 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.880 wouldn't work with the phone. But yeah, that's pretty cool 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:23.800 that you can do that. But I my trick is 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:27.920 and I learned this recently because my lovely wife loves 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:30.160 to lose the remote control. I'm gonna put it back 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:32.280 the same place. Guy, I'm gonna put it back the 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:35.320 same place. Guy. Uh, my wife is not um and 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:39.040 so so'll lose it. And last time we're let me. 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:41.400 The last time it broke because he got dropped. And 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:44.160 so this is a veteran savvy move. Now a lot 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:45.560 of people just go to the story said, well, I'm 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:48.960 gonna buy a universal remote. Don't do it. You look 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:53.640 up the brand of your television, all right, I've Samsung TV. 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:56.560 Like Samsung makes the greatest TV. So I I will 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:59.760 go on the internet and go into like one of 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:02.240 the way websites and find the remote control that goes 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:06.040 with the television and buy a replacement because they I 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:09.959 used to buy the universal remote, but they never worked, right, 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:11.800 they were never the same. And if you can find, 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:13.640 and you can now because of the Internet, you can 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:17.760 find is the exact remote control? What color? What colors 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:21.000 are remote control? It's black? Okay, mine's white. I gotta 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.000 have the white because I'll lose that ship really quick. 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:25.160 I do that with my cell phone. Bet on black. 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:29.440 Come on, man, what's wrong? With you. Alright, Uh, due 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:33.000 to the current pandemic. There is a shortage of this 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:36.040 food item. Did you see this this week? No? I 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:39.120 guess the obvious answer would be meat, right, well, it 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:41.840 is a meat product, but not that's kind of a general, 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:49.600 all encompassing answer. Pepperoni, pepperoni. There's a shortage of pepperoni. 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:53.480 I've also noticed the shortage of coins. I've seen more 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:56.400 signs recently that they are not a lot of stores. 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:59.840 I go to Walmart, they are demanding that you give 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.280 of the exact If you pay with cash, you have 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.800 to give the exact amount of Boy, there's a restaurant 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:06.959 I pick up food from they did the same thing. 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:08.920 They're like, no, you gotta play with the exact. No, 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:14.920 no cash only credit cards. Isn't that bad? Really? All right? 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:20.040 The average US family of four will save about four 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:25.760 hundred dollars on this activity in compared to last years. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.960 It's said more than that's got to be higher than 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:34.040 four hundred. But the answer is birthday parties. Hard to 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:36.640 have a birthday party when if you have a party, 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:39.199 the mayor of Los Angeles will turn off your power 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.959 and all that a little difficult to do that all right. 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:47.199 It's hard to believe, but two of Americans say they 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:51.959 have never eaten one of these. It's a delicious item. 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:55.200 I eat this at least once a week, and I've 0:11:55.240 --> 0:12:01.040 done it for years. Once a week. Yep, um, I'm 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:04.280 gonna go. I'm gonna go off the A little bit 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:07.320 a peanut butter and jelly salvwich. I love the peanut 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.240 butter and jelly, but I don't eat that. Let me 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:13.280 give you a clue. I usually eat this, not Monday, 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:20.880 not Wednesday night. I eat on Tuesday. Tuesday. Yeah, um man, 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:26.520 uh do do do do do? Do Do a bagel? Yes, 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:30.800 bagel Tuesday, Taco Tuesday. You dummy was Hoco tuo. I 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:33.920 thought you save your Mexican food for the weekends. No no, 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:36.920 I eat well. I have a usually a two day fast. 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:40.960 Sunday I don't eat. Monday I don't eat, and then 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:43.280 Tuesday I eat, and then I don't eat on Wednesday. 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:45.319 I eat on Wednesday, I don't eat on Thursday. It 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:47.280 was usually how that goes? All right? Yeah, I thought you. 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:50.320 I thought you purposely save your Mexican food for the weekend. 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:52.120 No no, I eat that once during the week and 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:55.800 then I'm usually make some different stuff on the weekends. 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:58.640 But how about that two percent of people have never 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:01.160 had a taco. That sucks? What do they all live? 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:05.040 What are they live in? Like Wyoming? Yeah, South Dakota. 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:07.360 I mean, come on, live a little bit. It's not 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:09.680 that hard easy to make. Be sure to catch live 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:12.400 editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:17.280 Eastern Pacific. All right, thanks to the pandemic, this popular 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:22.080 summertime treat is piling up in warehouses. People not eating it. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:31.600 Cotton candy, no peanuts? Really, yeah? Do you think baseball 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:35.319 games peanuts? You think all the fairs? Yeah, all that 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:39.280 roasted peanuts, you name it. Honey roasted peanuts is a 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:43.280 go to. It's like honey roasted peanuts, corn nuts, and 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:48.520 maybe sunflower seeds. Honey roasted peanuts because they're covered in sugar, salt, 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:52.720 cover anything. Yeah, this sugar salt fat dimension is good 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:54.920 on that. All right. You know the ten percent of 0:13:55.000 --> 0:13:58.080 people say this is something they never like to do, 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:07.679 no matter what, no matter what, brush their teeth flies. 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:14.480 No hug someone, I'm a hugger. Yeah you are. I 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:18.520 like to hug. Yeah, you're not a hugger. It depends 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:23.400 on you're not depends on what she looks like. Wow, 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:28.760 all right. A new survey asked Americans to name one 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:32.800 purchase that gave them buyers remorse. What was the most 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:39.280 popular answer, An engagement ring, An engagement ring. It's funny. 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:41.760 I know, a new car. I was gonna say a car. 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:45.440 That's the obvious. So every car that you've gotten, though, 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:47.440 have you gotten off the lot or have you bought 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:51.320 it used? Well, the last car I got was used. 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:54.560 I will never buy a new car, but I always 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:58.320 bought new cars. And then somebody took me aside and said, hey, stupid, 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:01.440 what are you doing. You get a pre owned car 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:03.240 that doesn't have that many miles on it. That's the 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:05.880 way to go. So what is it? It's it's buying 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:08.400 a car new and buying a boat. Those are your 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:12.800 two worst significant investments. Right. Yeah. I will never drive 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:16.320 a new car again unless the people that Premiere Networks 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:20.640 decided to give me a Colin Cowherd like contract, and 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:24.400 then I will buy new cars. New car. That's all right, 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:28.400 Come on down the showcase, showdown, all right? Last one 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:33.120 on popcut of men do this when they're having a 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:38.320 bad day. What is it only okay, so it can't 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:47.040 be drinking. Now, that's not drink Um. I'm gonna say, 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:51.720 pick a fight. It's in that same family, but not 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:54.880 pick a fight. It's breaks something, okay, like you know, 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:58.040 take a cup and shatter it or you know that 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:01.600 kind of yeah, break something. Yeah. Um. So that that's 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:03.200 the answer, right, that's the last part. We have a 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:05.360 few study there's a lot of these coronavirus things. You're 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:07.360 interested in any of that are You're like, are you over? 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:12.960 Are we getting better? No, we're getting dumber. There's a 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.680 there was a new survey out that found Americans believe 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:20.000 people aged fifty five and older made up about half 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:23.960 seven point seven percent of the total coronavirus desk. It's 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:29.480 actually nine but people below that age are convinced that 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:32.560 it's you know, it's like fifty fifties not. They also 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.800 found the same study found that Americans believe people aged 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:39.480 forty four and younger made up about thirty percent of 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:43.240 the total coronavirus desk. It's less than three percent. Now, 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:45.800 it's sad when people young, and there are young people 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:50.360 that have died from this, but statistically speaking, it's anecdotal, 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:53.080 you know, what I mean, it's it's an anecdotal number, 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:54.960 but people you know, can give them the facts and 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:57.360 they people can't handle It's like we talked about with 0:16:57.400 --> 0:16:59.840 the nuance with you and basketball. People can't handle the 0:16:59.880 --> 0:17:02.440 new once they don't deal with it. There's a reason 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:05.920 why the younger group is magnified. It's it's because it's 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:08.520 driven to be polarizing. That if you get someone that's 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:11.960 in their teens or twenties that contracts it and dice 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:14.720 from it, then that obviously means it's the same as 0:17:14.760 --> 0:17:18.520 an individual that's in their sixties and seventies. So they 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:22.240 want to obviously canvass the scope of Americans dying from 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:25.639 this thing. Yeah, and then they're doing a heck of 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:28.480 a job. But it's pretting the spreading the word. Now 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:32.200 the other thing here, uh, wearing a mask, not wearing 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:34.280 a mask? They said, flying, you know you you have 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:36.920 not flown, right, A lot of people have not flown. 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:39.200 No one's flying. So there was a study out which 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:41.040 I assume was done by the airline industry, but who 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:44.439 knows it says, assuming everyone wearing it was wearing a mask, 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:48.199 the risk of contracting the coronavirus on a flight is 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:54.480 just one in four. The odds are lower to one 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:58.000 in seven thousand, seven hundred if the airline has adopted 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:01.680 the no middle seat policy. Well that makes sense because 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:04.760 obviously you're having less traffic and less air circulating through 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:07.399 the cabin. Let me tell you something, gas Scott, I 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:10.240 was an advocate for the no middle seat having that 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:14.560 empty prior to prior to co morbidly obese, I had 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:18.679 been completely supporting that. And yes, that was that was 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:21.679 the dread the dreaded middle seat. When you get on 0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:25.199 the plane there, Oh my god, that was when we 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:28.000 launched what we need to launch in a few months 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:29.880 and we get that big pay day. We can talk 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:33.040 about this on a on a flight. Oh is all right, 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:35.040 we're going to fight. Let go look, go to Europe 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:38.800 or some bullshit, some bullshit like Europe, go to Italy. 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:41.480 Hang on if we're allowed to though Americans, I don't know. 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:44.160 I'm not allowed right now in Europe. So how many 0:18:44.160 --> 0:18:47.040 countries are we banned from? Uh? Well, we got New Zealand, 0:18:47.080 --> 0:18:50.760 we got Australia, and we got I imagine the entire 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:55.520 European Union. Right, we'll go to Syria. Are we allowed Syria? 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:58.399 I can't even know if we can go to Japan 0:18:58.520 --> 0:19:01.520 right now, to be frank, really, yeah, I don't think. 0:19:01.600 --> 0:19:04.879 I don't know if we can go to Japan. All right? 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:09.480 What about China? Ron? And yeah, remember that job you 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:11.520 wanted me to go apply for and go to China 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:14.120 a few years ago? That would have been It was great, dude, 0:19:15.000 --> 0:19:17.320 he would have run China. You would be like, he'd 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:19.000 be like right there in the comment a little bit 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:23.280 shot dead. Oh no, not at all. They would have 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:25.119 loved you. Yea. I guess scan was up for a 0:19:25.200 --> 0:19:28.920 job in China. Yeah, you didn't you talk to somebody 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:34.680 about that, did recruiter? Oh? Jeez? How man? It paid 0:19:34.680 --> 0:19:39.280 a lot, right, Yeah, it paid pretty well. Go there 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:40.800 and do it for a couple of years. You know, 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:45.120 why not magnify your name a little bit. You could 0:19:45.119 --> 0:19:49.440 become like the Stefan Marbury, a broadcasting stefn Marbury failed 0:19:49.480 --> 0:19:51.560 out as an NBA player, never became as great as 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:53.240 he was supposed to be. And then I went to 0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:56.240 China and they had a fucking museum for him. Remember 0:19:56.280 --> 0:20:00.359 that they worshiped him. They genuflected to stef Stefawn Armbor, 0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:04.840 making some some sneakers in the cheap too. That's right, 0:20:04.880 --> 0:20:07.879 the starbarrs speaker sneakers. Let's see what else do we 0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:10.960 have here. We don't have too much time. We're gonna 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:14.719 keep the train of moving as they stay. All right, 0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:17.040 why don't we move on? You want a mailbag? You 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:18.760 got be or not to be? Here? You want to 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:21.040 be or not to be, So let's do a mailbag first. 0:20:21.240 --> 0:20:24.040 Before you do that, I gotta give a good shout out. 0:20:24.119 --> 0:20:28.600 And I gotta ask you this. Anthony and Anaheim twittered 0:20:28.600 --> 0:20:30.800 out a picture to to me and a couple other 0:20:30.800 --> 0:20:32.920 people a few days ago. And I want to ask 0:20:32.960 --> 0:20:34.600 you if you've ever had this, because we were talking 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:36.240 about dessert. I think you and I like a week 0:20:36.320 --> 0:20:41.480 or two ago. Um, it's a dessert called It's it? Oh? 0:20:41.560 --> 0:20:43.880 Is that the they used to sell at Dodger Stadium? 0:20:44.680 --> 0:20:47.119 Is that an ice cream sandwich covered chocolate? Yes? Have 0:20:47.240 --> 0:20:49.640 you called it a Coola coup? They used to call 0:20:49.680 --> 0:20:52.639 I think the Coola coup? Yes, that thing is great. 0:20:52.760 --> 0:20:54.800 And I I let a campaign when I did the 0:20:54.800 --> 0:20:57.200 Ben and Dave Show locally. Yeah, I let a campaign 0:20:57.200 --> 0:21:01.240 because Dodger Stadium changed concessions contors and they got rid 0:21:01.240 --> 0:21:04.960 of the cool coup the greatest ice cream sandwich. Well, 0:21:05.160 --> 0:21:07.360 and I think greatest. It's the second greatest ice cream 0:21:07.400 --> 0:21:11.000 sandwich behind the traditional chocolate chip cookie vanilla ice cream 0:21:11.200 --> 0:21:14.960 jumbo sized ice cream sandwich. But that is an amazing 0:21:15.440 --> 0:21:19.040 treat on a hot summer day at Dodger Stadium when 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:21.600 it's like ninety five degrees out and that sun is 0:21:21.640 --> 0:21:23.960 burning down and you're sitting there and you're burning up 0:21:23.960 --> 0:21:26.639 watching the game, and you get one of those cool coos. 0:21:26.680 --> 0:21:30.040 Oh man, now I call it. It is available around here. 0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:32.199 I don't know if it's national, I don't know about that, 0:21:32.240 --> 0:21:36.320 but it is available. Yeah, I asked, like Smart and Final. 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:40.040 I think they sell yes, okay, yeah, because he said 0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:41.920 of getting out in your Belinda, and I'm like, I'm 0:21:41.920 --> 0:21:44.440 not driving out there for that, but yeah, I think 0:21:44.480 --> 0:21:46.439 you can get it at Smart and Final and maybe 0:21:46.480 --> 0:21:50.000 even some Walmart locations in southern California. It looks awesome. 0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:53.560 That's good sandwich. That's good. Why did he send that 0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:55.320 to you? That's kind of weird, is he? It might 0:21:55.359 --> 0:21:57.360 have been because we were talking about Yeah, we were 0:21:57.400 --> 0:22:00.760 talking about No, we weren't talking about it. Steve Hartman. 0:22:00.920 --> 0:22:04.439 Steve Hartman's ex wife, Denise, who's up in the valley. 0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:09.400 Then she's a smoke show first of all. Second of all, 0:22:09.560 --> 0:22:14.120 she's an amazing cook. And so every weekend Steve has 0:22:14.600 --> 0:22:18.760 had his ex wife that he lives with bake something 0:22:18.840 --> 0:22:24.880 for the staff, like she's made brownies, banana bread muffins 0:22:25.200 --> 0:22:30.600 and Friday cookies. His ex wife is his together. No, 0:22:31.560 --> 0:22:34.760 Steve's got a very successful past life. Now our our 0:22:34.800 --> 0:22:38.639 new life now that he's divorced. But his ex wife 0:22:38.760 --> 0:22:42.280 is an amazing cook. It's like the stuff that she's 0:22:42.359 --> 0:22:45.879 baked is tremendous. So anyway, so she's supposed to be 0:22:45.880 --> 0:22:49.720