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Speaker 1: takes break Free for something special. The Fifth Hour with

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Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now. That it does. We are

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Speaker 1: in the air everywhere, the vast power of podcasting, the

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Speaker 1: day away. This our Sunday podcast, a spin off of

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Speaker 1: the Ben malla radio show. We tap Dance on the

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Speaker 1: third Rail. We do things we don't do on that

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Speaker 1: show that are only available on the podcast. To us.

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Speaker 1: Here we have a little more freedom. The FCC does

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Speaker 1: not oversea podcast, so we can say bad words, which

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to avoid that as much as I can.

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Speaker 1: But the GUESTCN has no problem dropping a F word

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Speaker 1: now and again. But not that not that F word,

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Speaker 1: Tom Brandon, and no, no, no, the other F worts

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Speaker 1: the other F word, uh so and in this podcast

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Speaker 1: heard it originally was weekly, just once a week, and

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Speaker 1: now it is morphed into a multiple podcast and I'm excited, guest.

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Speaker 1: We've got some big things coming up that you know

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Speaker 1: So how about you fucking use it and cut that

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Speaker 1: Are you out of your freaking mind? You walk last

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Speaker 1: I didn't play when I left, I did not plan

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Speaker 1: which is exactly what happened there. That was not my intention.

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Speaker 1: But cheese. There's a difference between walking in a hundred

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Speaker 1: this is very important this podcast. We pushed some things back.

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Speaker 1: So we've got pop Quiz, the mail bag, b or

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Speaker 1: let's start with pop quiz here, and before we do that,

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Speaker 1: cameo dot com, cameo dot com, cameo dot com, type

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Speaker 1: my name in Ben Maller, personalized video message, birthday's, weddings,

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Speaker 1: bar Mitzvah's funerals, pep talks, you name it. I'm there

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Speaker 1: for sex capades, all right. According to research, we do

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Speaker 1: this about more on weekends than on week days. What

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Speaker 1: uh than ever. It's crazy, all right, experts say, the

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, what's wrong? With you. Alright, Uh, due

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Speaker 1: to the current pandemic. There is a shortage of this

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Speaker 1: guess the obvious answer would be meat, right, well, it

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Speaker 1: I've also noticed the shortage of coins. I've seen more

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Speaker 1: no cash only credit cards. Isn't that bad? Really? All right?

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Speaker 1: The average US family of four will save about four

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Speaker 1: It's hard to believe, but two of Americans say they

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Speaker 1: you can be a contributor. That's really a key part

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Speaker 1: of being in the Mallar militia. Right. You can consume, consume, consume.

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Speaker 1: But the cool thing about it is you can add

425
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Speaker 1: the content with questions and you don't even have to

426
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Speaker 1: call in anymore. You can just post things on social media.

427
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Speaker 1: So it's kind of cool. All right. So the mail

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Speaker 1: bag also Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com at

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Speaker 1: a little light on the email this week, Real fifth

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Speaker 1: Hour at gmail dot com. So this one comes from

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Speaker 1: Dolphin Mike who's in Pennsylvania's is my ten and twelve

432
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Speaker 1: year old sons. I would like to know why you

433
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Speaker 1: talked for twenty minutes about dropping a deuce on the

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Speaker 1: toilet seat on your number one fifth hour podcast. That's

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Speaker 1: signed Mallard Troll Dolphin Mike with Dolphin Mike. First of all,

436
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Speaker 1: you want to you Wanta, You're you're a bad parent.

437
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Speaker 1: You're a freaking Dolphin fan. All right, that's a bad

438
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Speaker 1: job by you with the Miami bleep in dolphins. Okay,

439
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Speaker 1: what a freaking joke that is. And you're gonna that's

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Speaker 1: child abuse because you're gonna force your kids to be

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Speaker 1: Dolphin fans, and I hope they become Patriot fans. Just

442
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: to rub it in your face, how about that, Dolphin Mike.

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Speaker 1: All Right, you don't worry about my ship habits, Okay,

444
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 1: I mean I am out there busting my ass. I am.

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00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm relatable like Gascon and these people west of the

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Speaker 1: four or five. Do you think guess Gunn has problems

447
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 1: all the time and he didn't talk about this. He

448
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 1: doesn't talk about these kind of issues that make him relatable.

449
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 1: Every other day he has some kind of diarrhe or

450
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Speaker 1: constipation or something like that, and he doesn't bring it up.

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Speaker 1: But when I have mone Zuma's arrange, I talked about

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Speaker 1: it because I am relatable to the common man. Dolphin like,

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Speaker 1: That's why I do it. False fan Jimmy writes in

454
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Speaker 1: says from Big Orange Country. I says, Ben, do you

455
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Speaker 1: think now that you have uncontrollable bowel syndrome it is

456
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Speaker 1: time for adult diapers? Yes, yes, yes, it's only happened twice.

457
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Speaker 1: I had my gallbladder taken out November three of twenty nineteen,

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Speaker 1: and ever since then, it's happened two times where I've

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Speaker 1: had a little situation where I did not make it

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Speaker 1: to the finish line and I had a little premature

461
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Speaker 1: situation that came out there. And so I'll be all right,

462
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Speaker 1: I I I I just think once in a while,

463
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Speaker 1: this is gonna happen. This is my new life, and

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Speaker 1: I'm okay with it. I don't like it, but that's

465
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Speaker 1: just the way it is, so I'll deal with it.

466
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Speaker 1: I should set up a go fund me account. My

467
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Speaker 1: wife Will said that I should pack when I go

468
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Speaker 1: on these long walks, toilet paper, just in case, Just

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Speaker 1: in case. Uh, phil in oswego right, So he says,

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Speaker 1: what is an embarrassing moment in your professional radio career

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Speaker 1: that you still think about to this day. Shooting yourself

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Speaker 1: ten minutes before a show does not apply. Well, that

473
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Speaker 1: did happen, as you know, Phil, that's a previous podcast,

474
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Speaker 1: the Fateful ten minute Clock. And I had to clean

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Speaker 1: up and I had to wash my hands in the

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Speaker 1: washroom and then you pretend like nothing happened and do

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Speaker 1: the show. But I, as a trained professional, I was

478
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Speaker 1: able to pull that off. But let me think I'll

479
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Speaker 1: give you a story, Phil. Years ago, I was doing

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Speaker 1: local radio at Extra Sports eleven fifty, soon to become

481
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Speaker 1: Sports Radio eleven fifty. Uh, And they had a party

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Speaker 1: for the remember the movie Animal House, old movie Animal House.

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Speaker 1: It's a classic Hollywood classic and Belushi and all that.

484
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Speaker 1: So so anyway, this was like the h I don't know,

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Speaker 1: twentieth anniversary of Animal House, and they had a DVD

486
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Speaker 1: release party with footage that had never been seen before, right,

487
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Speaker 1: And so they the movie studio hired us to promote

488
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Speaker 1: the DVD and there was a party with the living actors.

489
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Speaker 1: Belushi was dead at this point, but the people that

490
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Speaker 1: were still alive that had been in the Animal House

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Speaker 1: got together at a swanky bar on Westwood Boulevard, just

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Speaker 1: down from the U c. L A campus, And so

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Speaker 1: we were doing a remote and we were supposed to

494
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Speaker 1: interview these actors who were not really acting anymore because

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Speaker 1: they passed their prime. But but then an animal house

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Speaker 1: and so I'll never forget the boss, the Great Mike Thompson.

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Speaker 1: He said, listen this to make this promotion really good.

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Speaker 1: It was the Ben and Dave show. Dave Smith, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna get you guys to wear togas and do the

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Speaker 1: show wearing togas. So I showed up to do the show,

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Speaker 1: go in the bathroom, have to strip down in my underwear,

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Speaker 1: put on a toga. And then he had the idea

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Speaker 1: to try to get some excitement before we started the show,

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Speaker 1: to go out on Westwood Boulevard in the fucking toga

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Speaker 1: and uh and wave at people to to create some excitement.

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Speaker 1: So of course we did, and it was it was

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Speaker 1: very embarrassing, very remember we were having a conversation. We

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Speaker 1: were like we walked out together, like you were so embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: It was like, oh man, we both want to be

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Speaker 1: in radio. We want to be on the air, and

511
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Speaker 1: this is what we're doing. This is where we are

512
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Speaker 1: a fucking toga on Westwood Boulevard. Ridiculous. Was it a

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Speaker 1: windy day? I was evening time because we were doing

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Speaker 1: a night shows like it was evening time. But it

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Speaker 1: was yeah, I mean it wasn't. Wasn't Wendy, wasn't Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't. It wasn't cold, it wasn't hot. It was

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Speaker 1: kind of mild, you know, a typical Westwood whether as

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Speaker 1: I remember. Did you get hit on by anybody? Oh? God, no, no, please,

519
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Speaker 1: It's got a very eclectic group of people to hang

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Speaker 1: on that area. Oh, I see what you're saying. I

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Speaker 1: see what you're saying. Be sure to catch live editions

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Speaker 1: of the Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern

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Speaker 1: eleven p m. Pacific, uh Pierre in Springfield, Mass Right

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Speaker 1: soon there's any chance that Gagon has any furlough time

525
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: due to miss the podcast anytime soon, maybe you could

526
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Speaker 1: bring Eddie off his took isn't go away from the

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Speaker 1: Punk podcast to fill in. All right, whatever you do,

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Speaker 1: don't bring in Finley a k A. Gag On after dark.

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Speaker 1: Well let me answer that question for you. Um. First

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Speaker 1: of all, I don't make as much money. As ben,

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Speaker 1: so I'm not subject to the furlowing hours that not

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00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: all of us can make seven digit salaries. Um, so

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00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:56,719
Speaker 1: I I do not. And also I I very generously

534
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:02,719
Speaker 1: kindly volunteer my time to be a part of this podcast.

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Speaker 1: So I don't think you're gonna find another sucker here

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00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: that'll do that. So, so, to rephrase with Gascon just

537
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Speaker 1: said that he's a martyr, Right, he's a martyr, he's

538
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: the he's the victim. Oh, it's poor me, team play.

539
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: Oh it's so bad. I'm a victim. I'm a victim.

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Speaker 1: My God, ever will ever quit with the SOB stories?

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Speaker 1: He asked the question, I'm answering the question, what do

542
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:39,959
Speaker 1: you want from man? God? What all right? Moving? Listen?

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Speaker 1: Many people would like Gagon gone, but he's here every week.

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Speaker 1: Carlos in Bang Bang Whistle Whistle, Houston, Texas Home of

545
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Speaker 1: the Cheaters, says, you've taken a lot of bad financial

546
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Speaker 1: advice from people. Why don't you take some advice from Gagon?

547
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 1: You have nothing to lose. Well, actually I have everything

548
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: to lose. I have everything left to lose. So I

549
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: haven't given you any bad advice. Yeah, I don't know.

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00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: I actually did talk, I said the other day, I

551
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: talked to a real financial person, So I don't know.

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00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: I don't know who everyone's got hot takes. Who the

553
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: hell knows? Okay, I told you Apple, and we did

554
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 1: Apple at the same time and got the same payout.

555
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm actually tempted to sell No, no, no,

556
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Speaker 1: because it's already gone up, and I believe it was

557
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: gonna go down once the split happens. My theory is

558
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: it's gonna go down. How about that. That's fine, make

559
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: some money right now, get in, get out. Well, if

560
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Speaker 1: that's your goal, like if that was your idea to

561
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: get in and make it was my idea originally. But

562
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: oh man, look at that. Wow, I don't Another big

563
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: day today is we are doing the podcast in real time. Yeah,

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00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: it's shut up like ten percent. It's a pretty good

565
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: return on investment right there. It's a pretty good return

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Speaker 1: on investment. I'll tell you that. Alright. Let's see here,

567
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Speaker 1: I didn't realize. Maybe I'll hold on to it all right,

568
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: Clayton Wright saying we're doing the mail back Clayton writes,

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Speaker 1: and he says, when you first began fasting, how long

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Speaker 1: did it take you to get a to a twenty

571
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: four hour fast than forty eight hours. That's a good question, Clayton.

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Speaker 1: I started doing sixteen hour fast, and I went up

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Speaker 1: to eighteen hours after a couple of weeks, and then uh,

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Speaker 1: twenty four. I drink a lot of water. I just

575
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Speaker 1: don't eat. I feel like if I can fill my

576
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: stomach up, it's like a mine trick. I can feel

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00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: I can feel like I'm full because my stomach is

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Speaker 1: filled with water, and then I don't really worry about it.

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Speaker 1: But the other problem is I'm a type a Clayton

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00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: personality where I I'm very competitive, which is a blessing

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Speaker 1: and a curse. So I'm like, well, I can keep going.

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Speaker 1: I don't have to stop. You know, mind over matter,

583
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: if it doesn't mind, If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: So that kind of thing. But my advice is, and

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00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: you should never listen to somebody on the radio or

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Speaker 1: a podcast on how to do this. You should consult

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00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: with a professional. But my theory on how to do

588
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: the fast thing is you start out. It's baby steps.

589
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: You know, if you can't even do sixteen hours, start

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Speaker 1: out with ten hours, and then a week later cranking

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Speaker 1: up to twelve a week later cranking up to fourteen,

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00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: then a week later cranking up to sixteen, and then

593
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: slowly and surely you'll you'll be able to do it.

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Speaker 1: But you know, it takes I think it's sixty six days,

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Speaker 1: I believe is the number to change the habit. We've

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Speaker 1: talked about that before, according to research, So it takes

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Speaker 1: more than two months before it becomes just AUTOMATICA Well,

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00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: if you want a couple of quick hacks on this um,

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Speaker 1: there's two things right out of the gate. One is

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Speaker 1: don't eat after seven o'clock at night, and two, try

601
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Speaker 1: to get eight hours to sleep. So if you're getting

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Speaker 1: eight hours of sleep and your goal is too fast

603
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: for eighteen hours, then you're nearly halfway there. Yeah, you're

604
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: really only fasting ten hours while you're awake, right, So

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00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: it's yeah and there. So there's ways to get around that. Obviously.

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Speaker 1: What I do, of course, with the four or five

607
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Speaker 1: hours of sleep makes it the degree of difficulty goes up. GISCA,

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Speaker 1: you cheat, you take? How do I cheat? I have

609
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:19,280
Speaker 1: to deal with your dumbass enemy. Photos of delicious pizza,

610
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: cheeseburgers and all kinds of wonderful food you take and

611
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Speaker 1: don't you take some pills. Don't you take some caffeine

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Speaker 1: pills only on Thursday into Friday, because that's the worst.

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00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 1: I get like three hours of sleep to to do

614
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Speaker 1: these podcasts. It's cheating. It's not cheating. How is that cheating? Man?

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Speaker 1: P DS? Yes, all right, Chris in my Cocona Cocona,

616
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Speaker 1: he says, what is your worst bathroom experience at a game?

617
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Speaker 1: Can't be as bad as your park story. I'm still

618
00:34:54,360 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: traumatized from Wrigley's p troughs. Uh yeah, I don't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't remember any really bad situations, although at the

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Speaker 1: Sports Arena when the Clippers played there, and they nobody

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Speaker 1: ever went to those games except when they would play

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Speaker 1: like Larry Burton the Celtics, or Jordan and the Bulls,

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Speaker 1: or you know, you Wing and the Knicks and those

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00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: big or the Lakers would come in with magic in

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Speaker 1: that group. So whenever a good team would come in

626
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Speaker 1: to play the Clippers, the Sports Arena infrastructure was such

627
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 1: where it couldn't handle the crowd, so the toilets would flow,

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Speaker 1: they would flood, and so you'd be standing there at

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Speaker 1: the trough to do your business or go into the

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Speaker 1: stall and you'd be standing in about an inch or

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Speaker 1: two inches of piss water. So, but that's not really

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Speaker 1: something that I did. That's just what the arena did.

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Speaker 1: And then I also remember when I was a kid,

634
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: I was an Angels game. My dad took me to

635
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: an Angels Tigers game. Tigers has some really good teams

636
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,720
Speaker 1: in those days, like chet Lemon and Gibson and those guys.

637
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: And uh, and I'm sitting in the stadium and someone

638
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: from the upper deck hit through a cigarette and landed

639
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: on my head and burned my head. But that's not

640
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: really a bathroom. So I just I just popped into

641
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 1: my head for some reason. It's a non sequitary. I

642
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: apologized Chris and cocon it's a bad job by me.

643
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: Do you have an answer to that? I guess I

644
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 1: did have one. It was Game five of the Stanley

645
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: Cup Final between the Ducks and the Ottawa Senators. I

646
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: don't know what. Maybe my inner fan got the best

647
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: of me, but I became so sick as soon as

648
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: the Ducks won the Stanley Cup. Grew up as a

649
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: Kings fan. Ben I had this giant rush that I

650
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: needed to go hit the hit the bathroom and it

651
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: was at the end when the cup was being raised,

652
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: I raced right out of the Honda Center because I

653
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: couldn't deduce there. And I the Honda Center. How it's

654
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: a line is that there's corporate buildings behind it and

655
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: on the east side of the building. So I raced

656
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: into one of the vague at buildings and and flash

657
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: like a fake badge, and yeah, I was like, man,

658
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: and I sat there for like twenty minutes. It was

659
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: if that bathroom was I think that's you're like the

660
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 1: Olden Polonies type. That's an Olden Polonies type move, I believe. Yeah,

661
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: probably the badge. And I'm a big fan. If you're

662
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: driving somewhere and you gotta go, you find a hotel.

663
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 1: Always find a hotel because they're always hotel lobby. Yeah,

664
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: well the hotel restrooms are always keeping there, keeping clean

665
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: keeping plan. So we actually had this conversation the other

666
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: day that Ned Flanders guy the Quaker oats gut, occasionally

667
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: works at the company. He loves to drop a deuce

668
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: at work. I don't understand I complained about this, but

669
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: I want to expand on this more. Like to me,

670
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: one of the cool things about radio is if you

671
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 1: do a show it's a three or four hour show, yes,

672
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: And it seems like most of the people that work

673
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,919
Speaker 1: in our industry cannot go three or four hours without

674
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: eating a meal, and also can't go three or four

675
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: hours without taking a deuce. Somewhere along the way, it

676
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,919
Speaker 1: is it's unreal. Well, to be fair, guys like him

677
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: and myself are here for nine hours. So what I

678
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: can go nine hours with dropping a pool. I'm better

679
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: than you. I can contain. Well, maybe not now, but

680
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: for the balance of my life when I before I

681
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,839
Speaker 1: became superhuman without my gall bladder, I could do it. Well,

682
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: it depends on what you eat. But just don't eat.

683
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah? I could do that. Stick I don't.

684
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,919
Speaker 1: You don't. You don't ship where you make your money

685
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: and eat which is which is work? You shouldn't eat

686
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: it work either. I just if you're there for fifteen hours,

687
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: that's different. But you got coming into a three hour

688
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: show on a Saturday, and you gotta eat a meal.

689
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 1: I just love how our restrooms have signs on it

690
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: now that says, please wash your hands and please piss

691
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: in the toilet. Some fancy instructional how to use the bathroom?

692
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: Is that right? Is that it's it's embarrassing. The bathrooms.

693
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,720
Speaker 1: I would have designed them differently, you know, as one person,

694
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: one customer at a time. Why not have two stalls?

695
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: How about that? No guys are messy, you know, you

696
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: gotta hurdle trash cans and you're in the studio when

697
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: you're here. Oh, I know. I don't miss that, man,

698
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 1: I don't miss the Every Sunday night I would come

699
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: into the overnight show and it would smell like a

700
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: rotting dumpster from all the chicken uneaten chicken and the

701
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: fish meat that people would throw in the trash cans

702
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: and the rotting vegetables and all that ship and uh

703
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: it was so annoying as it was ridiculous. And I

704
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: occasionally I would do play by play on what people

705
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: were eating over the weekend in Fox Sports Radio. Yeah,

706
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: that's pretty good their habits, you know, and what they

707
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: were doing and all that stuff. So all right, what

708
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: is next year? Chris from Edmonton says Ben. When you

709
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: first started doing takes in sports, what was the hardest

710
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: part of remembering all of the information. Uh, well, Chris,

711
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: I think I don't know that that's the right way

712
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: to phrase it. I think there's an art to learning

713
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: how to break down a game. So I'm trying to

714
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 1: teach Gascon, you know, Gascons, Lebron fanboy, and when I

715
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: the nuance I have in slicing, I'm very proud of.

716
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: I learned from some legends when I first started that

717
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 1: taught me how to watch a game and what to

718
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: look for. Uh. I happened to be buddies with a

719
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 1: lot of the old stat guys that were doing like

720
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 1: Chick Heernstad guy, Vince Scully's that guy, and they told

721
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: me some things to look for. No, obviously I've taken

722
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: that to the next level. Uh with with the way

723
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: that I break down a game, it's uh, they never

724
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 1: went full full rogue, but especially like the NBA playoffs,

725
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm having fun with that because I feel like I'm

726
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: really good at the NFL playoffs and fell. You know,

727
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 1: I think I think I've gotten decent. I don't be

728
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: like a narcissist like Gascon, but I work at it,

729
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: and there there is an art to it to break

730
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: it down because a lot of these guys don't. You

731
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: can tell when they don't watch the game and they

732
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: just read the box score and uh, big game and

733
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: I don't watch you all again. I'm gonna say I

734
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: tell you I do, and I'm I'm a flipper. But

735
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: if it's a big playoff game and I know I'm

736
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: gonna be probably doing a monologue on it, like when

737
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: Lebron's playing or the Clippers are playing or something like that,

738
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: I I'm locked in. I have laser like focus. I

739
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: only turn away. It's TNT. I don't turn away because

740
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 1: I love Barkley. At halftime, I'll keep it on there,

741
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: but I turn away when they do the activism stuff.

742
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: I'll turn out and go watch a ballgame or something

743
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 1: like that, and then because I know it takes about

744
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 1: three minutes, and then I'll be back. Um, but really,

745
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: Chris and Edmonton breaking down a box score and breaking

746
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 1: down a game in general, watching it and then knowing

747
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:55,479
Speaker 1: what the key parts are that the untrained I would

748
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: not know that to me is the hardest thing. But

749
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: once you learn it, it's on. It's a lot of fun.

750
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: Have a good time with it. Uh, let's see here.

751
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: Will says, Hey, I just want to hear all of

752
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: your nickname. So Will wants to hear the nicknames you

753
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 1: want to All Right, here we go I am known

754
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: as the spin Master of Misinformation, the bannering Broadcaster, the

755
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: Beethoven of bs, Curmudgeon of commentary, Chasm of Sarcasm, czare Zany,

756
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 1: the dark Night of Weeknights sports Radio, Mogul of mischief,

757
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: Benny the Brazen, King of Zing, Moneyball Mallard, Facetious Fox,

758
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: Sultan of Insult and Jumping Jack of wisecrack, Insight of

759
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: overnight Medicine, Man Mallard, neigh Bob of Negativity, Sage of Outrage,

760
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: Pinnacle of cynical, Prince of Prepostors, Professor of propaganda, hazar

761
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: If I permably, and the mad Hatter of sports chatter.

762
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: That's only half my nicknames. Gascon, what's that you want?

763
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: The other half? Okay, you know Gascon called for it.

764
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 1: He just send in my headphones. Give me the other half.

765
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: I am known as the Baron of Balgladesh, the Big

766
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: gall Bladder, Bennice, the Menace, Captain needs your General of Degenerates,

767
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 1: Tycoon of Tease, Master of Disaster, the Hustler of Philip Buster,

768
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: night Light of night Life, Pummeler of Producers, Benny Brightside,

769
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 1: Manity of Insanity, mark Cony Mallard Emissary of Embellishment, Weeknight

770
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,760
Speaker 1: win Back, Wizard of Wacky, Slayer of Naysayers, Grant Goober

771
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: of Gap Tower of Babylon, Honest Adonis, Nocturnal Colonel, the

772
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:38,280
Speaker 1: Underdog of Monologue, and the Holy Pope of the Slippery Slope.

773
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I'll be here all night. It's

774
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 1: a long list of the great list of nicknames, original nicknames.

775
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 1: There's other ones that I I left off. If you want,

776
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: I can give you some of the ones that did

777
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: not make and prefer not. You've You've done God's work

778
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: for the day with that. Alright, Well, let you go.

779
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 1: You have no nickname. You have one nickname, aggon. You

780
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,760
Speaker 1: know how how come the butcher Finley has more nicknames

781
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: than you? What's up with that? I don't know. There's

782
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: a reason why he's he's giving himself nicknames. The hell

783
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 1: are you talking about? That is true, he has given himself.

784
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: Well he that's not the buckaroo he earned by uh

785
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: saying something during a news update that you're not supposed

786
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: to say in the backwards cowboy right. Uh, yeah, you

787
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: know I didn't say that. It was something. Yeah, it

788
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 1: was a sexual position that Finley thought was a good

789
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: way to describe the outcome of a game. Bro. It

790
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: was a verse cowgirl, I verse cowgirls. So we gave

791
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: him the nickname Buckaroo. Has Finley said that the butcher

792
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,760
Speaker 1: because he butchers the show because a twenty minute updates

793
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: Ned Flanders because he did he didn't know who Ned

794
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 1: Flanders was. Yeah, I can't believe that one. I mean,

795
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 1: rong Button Bob is probably best one that we get. Yeah, well,

796
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: that's the great the fact that he's kept his job

797
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: and be promoted by the company when he shut the

798
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: entire thing off. If you don't know the story about

799
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 1: wrong Button Bob, Bob Garrett, my old producer, we had

800
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: some technical issues with the computer. So I said, hey,

801
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: can you go in the back? Is this hole? To do?

802
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 1: You have to walk down the hall, turn a corner,

803
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: open a door, turn a corner again, turner and walked

804
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: to the end, turn turn right, holy and so I said, hey,

805
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 1: can you reset the computer? He said ye, prop So

806
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 1: he walks away. I'm in the studio getting ready to talk,

807
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: and then like a ten twenty seconds later, everything goes off.

808
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 1: The entire network went off the air, and thus the

809
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: nickname wrong Button Bob was born. We also found out

810
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 1: what happens if we get knocked off the air gas

811
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 1: gun you have. It's it's prior programming, right, like it's

812
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: evergreen programming, but it was evergreen programming from like years

813
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: ago that they had saved in the queue to play

814
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 1: like just generic random rows that they put in there

815
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 1: and play. Maybe we should do that again where they

816
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: have to play something generic and it's our podcast. It's

817
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: a great idea that you curse all the time. So

818
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: I don't know they do commercial airways. We could do

819
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: like one evergreen hour of generic boring like nine nineties

820
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: sports talk. You know, they're like FRANCESSA breaking. Here's the

821
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: Yankee lineup. You've got Jetter leading off. You got you know,

822
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: knob blocks in the number two. You know you just

823
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: to go down the list, right, that would be pretty

824
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 1: damn good. Yeah, exactly? All right? So will I give

825
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 1: you the nicknames? Trucker Joe double O seven in Pennsylvania. Uh,

826
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 1: he's a Twitter guy, says for you and gascon or gagon,

827
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: big toes or thumbs? Which one could you live without? Oh?

828
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: I think you would prefer to have if you had

829
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 1: to choose, you'd rather have normal thumbs and big toes,

830
00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: right yeah, I think so. Yeah, that's pretty easy, isn't it. Yuh,

831
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: Although balance is key, that's tough. The thumbs could come

832
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: in handy in some area. But I'll go big toes.

833
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'll go y'all go big toes. Like if

834
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: your boxer and you have big thumps, big fat fumbs,

835
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 1: you could you can deliver some damage, right yeah. But

836
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: I mean if you're holding like a weapon, opening a door,

837
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: trying to crack a can. Yeah, all right, keep you

838
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Speaker 1: on here, Barry, and Chattanooga says, hey, bet we see

839
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Speaker 1: Joe Rogan and now Clay Travis making great strides on

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Speaker 1: web the website arena. Do you wish you had kept

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Speaker 1: your website ben mallow dot com going and any chance

842
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: you might start one up? Well, Barry, thank you for that.

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Speaker 1: I guess uh, you know, I don't regret getting rid

844
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Speaker 1: of ben dot com because I was I was working

845
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Speaker 1: in radio full time at the time most of that stretch,

846
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: and it just was nonstuff. I had no life other

847
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: than working. I was doing that seven days a week

848
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Speaker 1: and the radio going on, I had no social life.

849
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Speaker 1: I didn't get much attention at all from the kinder

850
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Speaker 1: gentler gender because I was working all the time and

851
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: so that and the fact that I wasn't I had

852
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Speaker 1: made a decent amount of money. I was working with

853
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Speaker 1: Fox Sports and Yahoo. But then after that, it's kind

854
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 1: of like with social media, the money wasn't really there,

855
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,399
Speaker 1: and so you know, I was like, hey, follow the money.

856
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: But there's there's a guy that one of the bigger

857
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: name guys at ESPN that I know who every time

858
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: he sees me, he said, you should have kept the website.

859
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,320
Speaker 1: You should have kept the website. He always busts my

860
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 1: balls when I see it. But I might might bring

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Speaker 1: it back. I mean, if if the radio thing doesn't

862
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: work out, you know, and that could end at any moment,

863
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: I could bring back the the website. I know how

864
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: to do it. It's a lot different now than it

865
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: was when I did. I think it's easier to do

866
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: it now. It's it's harder in some areas, and it's

867
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: easier in some ways. It was harder. It's harder now

868
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: because everything is just on Twitter. People don't want to

869
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: read stories on a website. But I was an aggregate.

870
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Speaker 1: That's all I did. I aggregated, I put stuff together,

871
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Speaker 1: and then I had the great thing about being an

872
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Speaker 1: aggregator in those days is I had people that would

873
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: reach out to me who actually had information to give

874
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: me stories because they wanted their you know, whatever their

875
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: agenda was to be out there. Tmz Beck. Yeah, I

876
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: got some of that, which was pretty cool. Uh, let's

877
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 1: see here. And then Barry also says, if Brian Finley

878
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: knows you think his updates drag on, why doesn't he

879
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: make changes to improve his segments? It's baffling to me.

880
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 1: You want to tackle that one, you do not. I

881
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: cannot speak for the one brand Finley the third rail.

882
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: That's the third rail. Jimbo and Rochester sys men, can

883
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: you add some context to the drop you use on

884
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: the show with the female broadcaster saying, and here come

885
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: the special balls, I can't figure out what game she's describing, well, Jimbo,

886
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: that is uh. Susan Waldman, the Yankee broadcaster with our

887
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 1: buddy John Sterling. And if I remember correctly, Roger Clemens

888
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 1: was near some milestone. This is how I remember. I'm wrong,

889
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 1: but as I remember Roger Clemens, it was some milestone,

890
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 1: whether it was a strikeout or a wind told it

891
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: was like three wins or something like that, and so

892
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: baseball made some special commemorative baseballs for that game and

893
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: for you know, the moment when he was about to

894
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: break whatever record he was about to break. I think

895
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 1: it was Clemmens. And so when he when he got

896
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: close to the record, the ball boy would hand to

897
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: the umpire the balls and so she was so excited,

898
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: here come the special balls because it was getting close

899
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,959
Speaker 1: to the re record. So that's the that's the gist

900
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: of this. A right, that's the that's the gist of this. Uh,

901
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: let's see here. You want to get to be or

902
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: not to because I think we're getting little long right now.

903
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: Guess we did all right to be or not to be?

904
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 1: This guest had a coron area this week because for

905
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: a few hours, b or not to be vanished. Man,

906
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: it was gone. It was a moment of silence. Although

907
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: I will say I appreciate a lot of people actually

908
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: reached out and sent me snapshots of the Babylon Bee's

909
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: account being suspended. It was it was great. And then

910
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 1: when it got reactivated it had like five thousand followers,

911
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: so it quickly ramped up right after that though, so

912
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: they only now they have thousand or whatever. Yeah, yeah,

913
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: but they had stripped them of their goods. So anyways,

914
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: this is an ode to the Babylon be all satire,

915
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: of course. And these are the five titles Bend that

916
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: did not make the cut. So we've got five stories,

917
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: five titles that did not make the cut. Uh. State

918
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 1: of California and exploitation of workers for good by banning

919
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: all jobs. I feel like they have banned all jobs.

920
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a that's a sad tire. I

921
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: think that's real. He can't work at restaurants. You know,

922
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:09,359
Speaker 1: if you're a server at a restaurant, you're fucked. Uh yeah,

923
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: usement parks, churches. This is some of the guys. Frank

924
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,280
Speaker 1: in l A Man, that guy, he was a hustler.

925
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,280
Speaker 1: Frank in l A. He worked at Staples Center, Dodger Stadium,

926
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: Man the soccer stadium over near where the USC campuses

927
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 1: where the sportsman used to be. Uh. And he can't

928
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: work anywhere. I don't know what. I don't know what

929
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 1: Frank's doing, man, but he worked all he worked at

930
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: Universal Studios. That guy was a hustle. So it is

931
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: Austin that sucks. King Newsom won't allow him to hustle, No, Sarah,

932
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 1: not in this state. How about this one? Another title

933
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: that did not make the cut. Ignorant moron who doesn't

934
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: follow politics is also really happy with his life. Pretty good.

935
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: That's also true, though you don't followup. Hey, who care?

936
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: You don't get upset about this nonsense. Another one that

937
00:52:55,760 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: did not make the cut. Famed archaeologist archaeology professor fired

938
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,399
Speaker 1: after photo surface of him wearing a Nazi uniform. That's

939
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 1: an ode to Harrison Ford in Indiana. Jones believer who

940
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: didn't grow up in Christian culture. Knows nothing about Christianity

941
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: except what's in the Bible. Another one that did that

942
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: did not make the cuts. Uh pull finds most Americans

943
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 1: would rather jump into volcano of angry geese than watch

944
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 1: Democratic Convention angry geese. And then last that did not

945
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: make the cut, Hillary Clinton congratulates nominees and asked them

946
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: to come stand on target underneath precarious dangling piano. Uh

947
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,879
Speaker 1: decent for the first couple I thought were the best

948
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: of that. But all right, what do we now? We're

949
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: getting to meet here? Potatoes? How about this one? Local

950
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 1: man in Tennessee Ben is willing to go on the

951
00:53:56,920 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: internet to say that Nazis are bad. All right, so

952
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: local man in Tennessee and willing to go. Uh, let's

953
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 1: see here. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say that's the B.

954
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yes? I bet your one for one

955
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 1: al right? After good, I got to be, I got

956
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: to be. I got an a on the beat. You

957
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: are not shooting at a Paul George Efficiency clip right now.

958
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: So it's a good job by you. Second story the

959
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,399
Speaker 1: B or not to be? Uh, let's see if you're

960
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 1: accurate on this one. Media criticizes Trump for forcing them

961
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:43,239
Speaker 1: to tear country apart for last four years. Um, well,

962
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: this is something you would expect to like read on

963
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 1: CNN dot com or something I would I would imagine.

964
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: But uh, I wanna say that that is I'm gonna

965
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: say that's the B again. I think that's the B.

966
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: Are you sure? I'm not sure? I just I don't

967
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 1: think that anything. Like the media likes this perception, like

968
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: they don't attack Trump. They like to live in this

969
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: parallel universal. They don't take pot shots at the maybe

970
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 1: chance they get. But so I don't think they would

971
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: admit to it, you know what I'm saying. No, No,

972
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: we're I've seen clips of people on CNN said no, no,

973
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 1: nobody attacks Trump here, you know, so I would say

974
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: that's a satire. All right, Ben? Your two for two? Yeah,

975
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 1: there you go. How about that under the clock right now,

976
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: so we'll go at a blistering pace. How about this one?

977
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: Study finds out Democrats lore progressive voters to polls by

978
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 1: disguising them as riots. Alright, so they again. According to

979
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: a study, democrats are luring progressive voters to polls by

980
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 1: disguising them as riots. All right, well this has to

981
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 1: be that's that's easy. That has to be the Babylon

982
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: bi bet your three for three? Yeah, I was easy.

983
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 1: Come on, I've already won the game. Alright, sorry, going

984
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 1: to go four for four. Internet influencers launch donor sperm

985
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:10,320
Speaker 1: giveaway on Instagram. I think the ones. I'm gonna go

986
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: real on this one. I think this one. And if

987
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 1: people do crazy ship on Instagram and the Internet, so

988
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 1: I can see some deranged lunatic going down this, I

989
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: want to say, that's legit. Yeah, Benny, you're actually right

990
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 1: to check this out. A same sex couple launched a

991
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: program basically hyping up that they want to have a

992
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 1: done a donor sperm giveaway on Instagram. It's two women

993
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: in fact that they announced their partnership with a company

994
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: a few days ago and they have over two hundred

995
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 1: thousand followers with a chance for a vial of donor sperm.

996
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 1: Are you in on that? I hope you win. Guess now?

997
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 1: Could you imagine how much of that to pay be

998
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 1: great for you? Yeah? All right? Last one, the B

999
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: or not the B. American airline, not American Airlines, but

1000
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: an American airline is banning a military officer for not

1001
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 1: sacrificing for the greater good. Uh no, no again, an

1002
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: American airline is banning a member of the US military

1003
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: for not sacrificing for the greater good. Uh I think

1004
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: that's I'm gonna say that's a legitimate ben You would

1005
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 1: five for five check this ship out. Navy Seal Robert J. O'Neill,

1006
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 1: who is a member of the former Navy Seal Team six.

1007
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 1: They banned him Delta Airlines banning he posted a picture

1008
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: on on his social media account that said I'm not

1009
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: a pussy and not he wasn't wearing a mask on

1010
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: the flight. Oh my god. So Delta investigated and the

1011
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 1: picture obviously wouldn't viral. They banned him for not sacrificing

1012
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 1: for the greater good. So the guy that shot Osama

1013
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: bin Ladin is banned from Delta because he did not sacrifice.

1014
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 1: So he took the original advice from Dr Faucci to

1015
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: not wear a mask, and he got in trouble for that.

1016
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: Not the change of position. I got you, all right,

1017
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 1: Uh we ran through the bat or not to be.

1018
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: I know you've got places to go, Gascon and things

1019
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: to do and all that. So we'll put the baby

1020
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Speaker 1: to bed. We'll be back in the Radio Magic Radio

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00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: Box tonight leven pm in the West and two am

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Speaker 1: on Monday morning in the East, and we'll be back

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Speaker 1: out and talking about all the weekend NBA playoff games,

1024
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: the good, the bad, and the ugly. Have a wonderful day.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for supporting the show, and we'll catch you next time.