Speaker 1: I don't know what the best part of this segment
Speaker 1: is today. It's either the intro that Jeff sings or
Speaker 1: the funny stories people give us. I know, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: your second Date Up Day podcast. But today we are
Speaker 1: gonna give you a textual healing. I already seen j
Speaker 1: just a song in my head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: It's really good. It's gonna get stuck in your head,
Speaker 1: I promise. But that's where when someone has maybe a
Speaker 1: text issue that they don't know how to solve, we
Speaker 1: jump in to the rescue and help them send the
Speaker 1: perfect text so perfect in you know, yeah, roughly perfect. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I used their quotes. Yeah, but we always like to
Speaker 1: start with your comments.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I saw one from Jasmine who said I
Speaker 3: need more. I love to hear you guys, You all
Speaker 3: together are the best. You all can't leave the program
Speaker 3: because I want to hear you. When I'm in my
Speaker 3: eighties with a hearing aid.
Speaker 1: Oh god, one hundred and twenty years old, and what
Speaker 1: we're fine? Will we do it all the same thing?
Speaker 1: Imagine all that I'm here with hearing as Jeff's gonna
Speaker 1: need one in like two years ago. How loud he
Speaker 1: listens to his headphone.
Speaker 4: By the way, he always be young, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Yeh A good point.
Speaker 5: Hey.
Speaker 1: And by the way, if you really love this podcast
Speaker 1: and you do actually want more, I'm not just saying
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say what's wrong with you? I'm going
Speaker 1: to say we do a full hour podcast as well.
Speaker 1: If you're on Spotify, you can hit the more like
Speaker 1: this button, Or if you're on YouTube or another channel,
Speaker 1: you can just find brook and Jeffrey on the don't
Speaker 1: you get an hour of us every day? You get more? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So if you don't want that avoided at all costs,
Speaker 1: let's get this textual healing started.
Speaker 2: So we got a message from a listener just a
Speaker 2: few minutes ago that we ranked a Code nine emergency.
Speaker 4: Wait, what are the codes? I never learned the code?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but N nine feels high. Is it
Speaker 1: a nice?
Speaker 2: It's almost as dire as the Code sixty nine I
Speaker 2: responded to yesterday under the bridge to Brooks House.
Speaker 1: Wow, that one your business?
Speaker 2: I know the real reason it broke in the first place.
Speaker 2: One of our list and her says that she's in
Speaker 2: a weird, complicated situation that's turned her life completely upside down.
Speaker 2: And she's panicked and felt like she had no other options,
Speaker 2: which is why just minutes ago, she stole her roommate's
Speaker 2: cell phone and is now sitting in her car outside
Speaker 2: their apartment waiting for us to help her.
Speaker 1: That is, that's upside down in a bad way, not
Speaker 1: like in your way.
Speaker 2: We're gonna find out what would make her need to
Speaker 2: steal her friend's phone when we do a textual healing
Speaker 2: coming up next, text you will he then text you wo.
Speaker 2: So we got an urgent DM this morning at Brooke
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey saying, this is a textual emergency something about
Speaker 2: a woman who's locked herself in her own car with
Speaker 2: her roommate's cell phone. Wait what, I don't know anything
Speaker 2: other than that, so let's bring her on.
Speaker 1: Can you breathe?
Speaker 2: Terry, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Hi. Sorry, I'm just freaking out.
Speaker 1: You're freaking out?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I've just been upset the last three
Speaker 5: times that I've come home to meet my boyfriend at
Speaker 5: my place. He's been there before me. Okay, I come
Speaker 5: in the door right, and my boyfriend's standing there looking
Speaker 5: kind of guilty and awkward, and I don't know. My
Speaker 5: roommates there too, and he's act feared.
Speaker 1: Okay, slow down, slowed down? How long have you been? Like?
Speaker 1: Who's your boyfriend? I guess is the first question?
Speaker 2: Is he a famous boyfriend that we would know?
Speaker 1: I just we're going to be talking about him. We
Speaker 1: need to know what his name is?
Speaker 2: Sure? What does your boyfriend have a name?
Speaker 5: Yeah, his name's Alex.
Speaker 2: Okay, And so Alex is getting home to your apartment
Speaker 2: before you, and that's unusual behavior.
Speaker 5: It's just the way that he's there and she's there
Speaker 5: and they're acting really weird and guilty something.
Speaker 3: How you chose to lock yourself in the car?
Speaker 1: How long have you.
Speaker 2: Think that my own car? And I don't know about
Speaker 2: the door?
Speaker 4: I have the keys.
Speaker 1: Wait wait you guys?
Speaker 2: So okay, So you're you're suspicious of your boyfriend and
Speaker 2: your roommate that something's going on between them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean like it makes me feel like they're
Speaker 5: hooking up. And look, I didn't want to believe it,
Speaker 5: but then, you know, I started thinking more about it.
Speaker 1: And Okay, so how long have you been dating him?
Speaker 5: We've been dating for three years.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a long time.
Speaker 2: So have you confronted either one of them about what
Speaker 2: you think might be going on. Have you brought it
Speaker 2: up to your roommate or to your boyfriend? You did?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, did oh?
Speaker 5: That was the first thing I did. I asked my
Speaker 5: boyfriend about it, and of course he denies it. But
Speaker 5: he started lasting, like really nervously, and he said it
Speaker 5: was ridiculous of me to think that I and that
Speaker 5: I'm the only one for him. You know, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 1: Is there something that's like, why don't you believe that?
Speaker 5: I just have this weird feeling that you lie?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, and guys are not very good at lying.
Speaker 2: I will say that we're like, what roommate?
Speaker 4: You're a roommate.
Speaker 2: I've never even seen another work since friends.
Speaker 3: I feel like, you know, when you walk in on
Speaker 3: someone too, they all like scatter really fast.
Speaker 1: All I thought half naked when you walk in.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I've just been going crazy, and you know,
Speaker 5: I want to know, like if it really happened, or
Speaker 5: am I being obsessed for reasons?
Speaker 1: Okay, take a deep breath. I mean, one thing, you've
Speaker 1: been dating this guy for three years. I mean I
Speaker 1: assume he and your roommate are pretty good friends, right,
Speaker 1: they're clothes.
Speaker 5: I guess for me.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so you wanted us to do a textual
Speaker 2: healing to help you with this, I what do you
Speaker 2: want to do here?
Speaker 5: Look? I figured that this is the only way to
Speaker 5: know for sure if something happened. This happened like five
Speaker 5: minutes ago. My roommate was on her phone, put it
Speaker 5: down to go to the kitchen, and while it wasn't locked,
Speaker 5: and I just grabbed it and ran out of my car.
Speaker 2: So wait, wait, you stole your roommate's phone.
Speaker 1: Have you read anything an.
Speaker 5: Get No, I've been a little freaky out. Listen. My
Speaker 5: idea is that I'm going to text my boyfriends little
Speaker 5: her phone, pretending to be her. I love it.
Speaker 1: This is I like, I mean, Alexis is onto something?
Speaker 1: Do they already have a thread going? Do they have
Speaker 1: a text thread without you?
Speaker 5: The last few text seems a little weird and off again.
Speaker 5: It's just everything's making you think that there's something going on.
Speaker 4: I could be deleting the bad text.
Speaker 5: It says I'm coming over, and that was him sending
Speaker 5: it to her, Like why would he send that?
Speaker 1: Sound?
Speaker 2: Does she respond to that?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Hard eyes?
Speaker 5: She just sent the thumbs up.
Speaker 2: That's worse than hard eyes.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's an old woman.
Speaker 5: May down though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's less communication.
Speaker 2: It is a lot to jump to the conclusion though,
Speaker 2: just based on the text.
Speaker 4: Acting weird too. The physical actions is what makes it weird.
Speaker 1: You know, I would think it's weird not to jump
Speaker 1: to that conclusion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm getting that feeling like I just walked into
Speaker 2: a room of people with half of their clothes on
Speaker 2: getting really excited.
Speaker 1: Is that bad?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's been in this situation.
Speaker 2: I bet Terry, you want our help to come up
Speaker 2: with a text from your roommate to your boyfriend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I need you guys to go quick because
Speaker 5: I think she's gonna realize that she's never her phone
Speaker 5: and I don't know how long we have.
Speaker 2: Okay, Brooke, you have an idea. What do you say
Speaker 2: as the guilty roommate?
Speaker 1: I would say, I think she knows. Do you see
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, because you're coming from the roommate, I
Speaker 1: think she knows.
Speaker 2: I'm freaking out right now?
Speaker 1: Sure? Sure, I like it. And just see what his
Speaker 1: response is, because if it's innocent, he'll be like, knows
Speaker 1: what right? Like he'll just right back and be like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. If he's not innocent,
Speaker 1: oh crap, yes.
Speaker 4: Yes, Or I'll just send a thumbs down emoji.
Speaker 2: All thumbs and fingers.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay emoji.
Speaker 2: Maybe put the wide eyes shocked emoji at the end,
Speaker 2: like I think she knows I'm freaking out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, no, that sounds good out.
Speaker 1: Okay, God, dude, this sucks because if he's cheating, it's
Speaker 1: with your roommate and you're friends with her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And if he's not, now you're like that overly
Speaker 2: protective girlfriend that like worries about every time that he's alone.
Speaker 1: With somebody and steals other.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you sent it.
Speaker 2: Okay, we have to play a song first, but when
Speaker 2: we come back, they get.
Speaker 1: A fast song.
Speaker 4: We don't have a lot of time a song.
Speaker 2: And then we'll see if your boyfriend responded and if
Speaker 2: he really did cheat on you with your roommate. When
Speaker 2: we continue to test her, you like, I hope it's
Speaker 2: not true. We'll find out. Right after this. We have
Speaker 2: a young woman named Terry on the phone with us,
Speaker 2: who reached out while she's locked inside her car. Now,
Speaker 2: don't worry. She wants to be locked in it because
Speaker 2: she's hiding. She's hiding from her roommate outside of their
Speaker 2: apartment with her roommate's phone because she believes that there's
Speaker 2: a chance her boyfriend could be cheating with her room mate.
Speaker 1: I don't like this, and I don't like that a
Speaker 1: roommate and her boyfriend already had a text rag growing
Speaker 1: on their own.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the threads was basically like telling her when
Speaker 2: I'm coming over, which is not something that you usually
Speaker 2: text to your girlfriend's roommate. So now Terry wants our
Speaker 2: help to text her man on her roommate's phone, pretending
Speaker 2: to be her, to see if he's going to admit
Speaker 2: to doing anything.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did he write back?
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 2: Before we get there, we should mention Terry didn't ask
Speaker 2: to be on Textual Healing this morning, but she did
Speaker 2: just email us for help in a panic. It just
Speaker 2: kind of worked out that this segment fit right into place.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the text messages.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey, I don't.
Speaker 2: Understanding what's going on. You just care about the drums.
Speaker 6: I mean, somebody else thought they were doing textual healing
Speaker 6: today and we kind of kicked him to the curve.
Speaker 2: This was more important.
Speaker 6: So sorry for the other person who thought they were
Speaker 6: doing to be on the show.
Speaker 2: The first thing that we texted to Terry's boyfriend from
Speaker 2: her roommate's phone was, oh my god, him freaking out.
Speaker 2: I think Terry knows wide eye emoji. And Terry, did
Speaker 2: your boyfriend respond to that?
Speaker 5: Yeah? He responded and said, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: No, that's bad.
Speaker 6: That means they've talking about They've practiced this so many times.
Speaker 4: You know, when he's getting caught, he's not.
Speaker 1: He doesn't think he's getting caught. He thinks he's talking
Speaker 1: to the roommate.
Speaker 2: No is saying we're caught, and he's going You could
Speaker 2: take that sentence either way, like he could just be
Speaker 2: playing into it, or he could actually be panicked, like
Speaker 2: what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, how you say? That's a good point.
Speaker 1: This is what you do back to him, You say,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? What am I talking about?
Speaker 2: And he's gonna, what do you mean?
Speaker 5: What do you mean? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Just do that back and forth.
Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like it has to be
Speaker 5: something better than that. I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't find I try.
Speaker 4: We can confirm that they have met up. He's said,
Speaker 4: I'm coming over, so.
Speaker 6: You can say about us meeting behind her back.
Speaker 1: You know, that's but that's not. But what we need
Speaker 1: to get into is the questions, because we need to
Speaker 1: hear from him. We need him to admit that he
Speaker 1: is cheating, and if we keep making statements that never
Speaker 1: opens the door for him.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea. Maybe we should pressure him to
Speaker 2: admit something by saying I'm going to tell her today,
Speaker 2: and that forces him to respond.
Speaker 5: I think that's good. I think that's good.
Speaker 4: He text me back in great detail what we've been
Speaker 4: doing to tell him.
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, but maybe more vague than that. Maybe
Speaker 2: it's just like, I'm sorry, the pressure is getting to me.
Speaker 2: I just want to tell her what happened.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's actually really good, Jeff.
Speaker 1: But what is he going to say back?
Speaker 2: Again, if he's truly innocent, then he still maybe won't
Speaker 2: know what we're talking about.
Speaker 4: Kee's asking questions. We'll figure it out time, Like I'm going.
Speaker 3: To tell her if you don't type of line.
Speaker 5: I think. I like, the pressure is getting to me.
Speaker 5: I'm going to tell her what happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's really good. I agree with Jeff.
Speaker 2: Okay, Terry, go ahead and send.
Speaker 5: That Okay, I'm sending it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Again.
Speaker 1: And if he writes back like what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Then we believe him, or then we say, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about? What should I say? Like what
Speaker 1: says yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't want to the theoretical conversation that might happen
Speaker 2: in every which way.
Speaker 5: Wait, he said what happened?
Speaker 1: Just say you know, you know what happened?
Speaker 2: All caps and it's right in the middle. Still could
Speaker 2: be like what happened? Or what happened?
Speaker 4: We get like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Or it could be like what happened to us? Why
Speaker 1: are we falling apart? As this secret love affair that's
Speaker 1: happening behind I think I like, just what happened?
Speaker 4: I mean, like, okay, so again.
Speaker 1: That's not a confession. Maybe he's not cheating.
Speaker 6: We should say, look, she knows we've been meeting up
Speaker 6: behind her back.
Speaker 2: Something about playing off of the emotions that his girlfriend
Speaker 2: is going through. You have to bring that up so
Speaker 2: that he feels the need to say something.
Speaker 1: We know his girlfriend already accused him. Because his girlfriend's
Speaker 1: on the phone with us and just told us that,
Speaker 1: so he knows that you're up.
Speaker 5: I say, I feel really guilty about it. And Terry
Speaker 5: has been up to say Okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, and I think you go with what Jose said,
Speaker 2: like she knows that we've been meeting behind her back,
Speaker 2: We've been meeting without her there, Okay, go with that, Terry.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I sent it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling right now?
Speaker 5: Really anxious?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I feel like right now I feel less confident than
Speaker 1: I did before we started texting him that this guy
Speaker 1: was cheating on you.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I feel nauseous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know it's smart enough to play this dune.
Speaker 2: I feel nauseous because we've done hundreds of these, and
Speaker 2: this is the first time the listener is actually choosing
Speaker 2: to take Jose's advice on some sort of Twilight Zone.
Speaker 1: Pretty good advice, actually, was.
Speaker 2: She's probably gonna end up saying he has he written
Speaker 2: anything back?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, he said, he said, Look, I've taken
Speaker 5: care of it. She won't know what what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Say, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: How are you going to take care of it? That
Speaker 4: means he needs to explain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, tell me exactly how you did it.
Speaker 6: I like the exactly it's like when you don't smoke weed,
Speaker 6: because I feel clarity.
Speaker 1: Terry, welcome to the world.
Speaker 2: I think you take some form of that, like what
Speaker 2: what did you say, Jose, Yeah, that's still.
Speaker 1: The No, tell me exactly, tell.
Speaker 5: Me exactly how you did it.
Speaker 2: Perfect because you want your stories to match up as
Speaker 2: the lying roommate and boyfriend. What did they take care
Speaker 2: of I don't know. Something is up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously he didn't take very good care of it
Speaker 1: because you're on the phone with us thinking that he's cheating,
Speaker 1: so he took terrible care of it. Oh Dot.
Speaker 6: Stott, stop stay.
Speaker 4: Oh god.
Speaker 5: I found a guy who fixes old cameras and I
Speaker 5: paid him one hundred and fifty bucks. He says he'll
Speaker 5: be done by tuesday. I'll put it back on the
Speaker 5: shelf and she'll never know.
Speaker 4: Did they film like a racy video together?
Speaker 1: Do you know what he's talking about?
Speaker 5: I think he's talking about I have an old digital
Speaker 5: film camera. He could be talking about my camera.
Speaker 2: Where's your camera? Is your camera in the bedroom or
Speaker 2: is it in like the living room?
Speaker 5: It should be in the living room. No, you do
Speaker 5: now that it's about it. My camera hasn't been on
Speaker 5: the shelf because I was looking for it the other day,
Speaker 5: but I was in a rush to go somewhere, so
Speaker 5: I just sort of left it. And I'm wondering if
Speaker 5: they just broke the camera and we're too scared to
Speaker 5: tell me.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe we just asked that, like paint out the picture,
Speaker 2: so the camera is going to be fixed and she'll
Speaker 2: never know we broke it.
Speaker 1: But he already said that. Well, we're just repeating what
Speaker 1: he said. We need to know, like and she didn't
Speaker 1: know we broke it while taking those races.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know what the pictures on the
Speaker 2: camera are?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, are we still doubting or now do
Speaker 1: we believe he's not cheating?
Speaker 2: I'm wondering, Terry, how do you feel about it?
Speaker 5: I don't know, guys, very I just my feeling's kind
Speaker 5: of changing about this, Like I'm feeling like maybe they
Speaker 5: just broke it and they're feeling bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah that you know.
Speaker 4: Them better than we do.
Speaker 6: So if your natural gut instinct is that, then that's
Speaker 6: probably the truth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like assuming the worst.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, you just like drama, but really, you know
Speaker 2: that maybe when you do get your camera back. I
Speaker 2: know I don't want you to see anything that you
Speaker 2: don't want to see on there. So you just mail
Speaker 2: the film over to our radio station and we'll look
Speaker 2: at it for you and rate the pictures and then
Speaker 2: tell you if anything bad is on there that you
Speaker 2: don't want to.
Speaker 1: Jeffill spend a lot of time in the dark room.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got you guys are the bus. I gotta
Speaker 5: go get my roommate's phone back before she realizes.
Speaker 2: Okay, before you looked, delete all the text that we
Speaker 2: just sent and that he sent to Okay, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I will Frids going to see it.
Speaker 1: This is only going to be more drama. You better
Speaker 1: update us. Somebody's getting caught doing something.
Speaker 2: Wrong next week. Her roommate's going to email like, I
Speaker 2: think my roommate's been stealing the car. I want a
Speaker 2: text from.
Speaker 1: Her phone brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: So that call happened just a couple of days ago.
Speaker 2: Obviously it was a little bit unclear what was going
Speaker 2: on with the camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a huge possibility of him cheating.
Speaker 2: Well, a little while later we did get an update
Speaker 2: from Terry. She reached out to us, she said. After
Speaker 2: that phone call, she went back upstairs to her room
Speaker 2: and confirmed her camera was missing. Okay, so she just
Speaker 2: asked her roommate about it, and the roommate confessed that
Speaker 2: her and the boyfriend accidentally broke it because they were
Speaker 2: going to make a surprise birthday scrap book for Terry.
Speaker 2: They were using they were trying to take the photos
Speaker 2: and go through the photos, and they accidentally broke.
Speaker 4: The canvas photos on there too.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice, and their gen z so they like,
Speaker 1: what is what is this stuff? It's a film and
Speaker 1: I don't know how you do that? Do we just
Speaker 1: pull it out?
Speaker 5: So? Do you?
Speaker 2: That's the explanation that Terry got. Not sure if she
Speaker 2: fully believes that or not, but you could probably find
Speaker 2: the photos up on OnlyFans somewhere.
Speaker 4: Until your conclusion, we're looking at the photos, but they
Speaker 4: were naked.
Speaker 1: What his scrap book is this?
Speaker 2: That's pretty exciting.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good, that's great.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the update. I'm glad we got to hear
Speaker 1: that me too, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,