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Speaker 1: Scott. Look at that, Scott. That's nobody.

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Speaker 2: Nobody calls me Scott. Yeah, that's very strange, Scott.

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Speaker 1: There is one for you.

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Speaker 2: I love it already.

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Speaker 1: Scientists have finally created a database of which animals fart

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Speaker 2: Finally, Well, I can't wait to hear all about it.

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Speaker 2: On this episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Ba, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: That's the podcast.

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Speaker 1: That's the one strange news podcast with Scott.

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Speaker 2: And that's Kurt k u Rt Brown Older. A lot

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Speaker 2: of you have messaged me on the Bananas phone saying, Curtis,

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Speaker 2: We have a wonderful guest today.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so excited. She is a comedian, podcaster,

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Speaker 1: Ladies and genteral welcome the wonderful rise of Lise.

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Speaker 3: All right, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 4: I'm good, Yeah, just you know, working well, No I'm podcasting.

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Speaker 1: We were just talking about we were just talking about

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Speaker 1: the fact that Florida has a lot of You're from

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Speaker 4: When you guys mentioned that, I before we started recording,

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Speaker 1: And then you get farther enough north, then it's just

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Speaker 4: And I have family all over Florida, so I would

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Speaker 3: When you're little, you don't know you have an accent

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys want to hear about which which animals

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Speaker 2: Not more than anything in my life, honestly.

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Speaker 1: This is from This was sent in by Robert Woodbury

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. Thank you, Robert. This is published on something

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Speaker 1: a man, by a man or a woman named Sam Dish, right,

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Speaker 1: of like, you know, stuff that is out at the top.

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Speaker 1: of it. Thanks to University of Alabama PhD candidate Nicholas Caruso,

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Speaker 1: we now have pretty much all of the responses in

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Speaker 1: So the spreadsheet. I have the spreadsheet, guys, I have

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I honestly want to experience it already,

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Speaker 4: though I'm so sad that I didn't know this yet.

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Speaker 1: Frog's fart, giraffe's fart. Giraffe has a hell yes, and

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Speaker 2: Blow your two payoff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah wow, gorilla's yes, gray fox yes, green iguana yes.

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Speaker 1: Parakeets maybe. Parrots No. Parrots do not far. They're classy

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Speaker 1: cnmone do not fart, but they have awful burps apparently.

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Speaker 3: That is so funny.

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Speaker 1: The best part about this, too, is that like it's

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Speaker 1: Hundreds of thousands of different animals. But now it's a book.

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Speaker 1: The spreadsheet is now a book. You can get it

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Speaker 1: right now on Amazon I'll give them a free plug.

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Speaker 1: It's called does It Fart? It's written by Nick Caruso.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't look like a children's book.

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Speaker 2: Doctor Nick carros Yeah that sounds great.

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Speaker 3: Care Yeah, no relation to Alex Caruso.

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Speaker 2: No? Who else? What other animal am I curious about? Rhinoceros?

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Speaker 1: rhinoceros iguana, and the rhinoceros iguana it does fart.

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Speaker 2: Hell, oh boy, you guys want one? I got one? Sure,

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Speaker 1: It's Marine O'Hare writing about a man living in O'Hare

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Speaker 2: in Chicago's Chicago O'Hare Airport for three months, according to

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Speaker 3: That is how bad homelessness is in the world.

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Speaker 1: I would buy cigarettes and porn because you could. There

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Speaker 4: I'm like, I feel like I've done so many podcasts lately,

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00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 4: or like even on how many.

441
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 2: I looked you up and I started listening to podcasts

442
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is like a premiere guest.

443
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,680
Speaker 2: You are on so many How many podcasts do you host?

444
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 3: I only host one.

445
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,400
Speaker 4: I hold Spanish Icky Presents with my other three co hosts.

446
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 4: So it's also like a big it's a bunch of us.

447
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 2: So it's right.

448
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:27,399
Speaker 4: Oscar Montoya, oh yeah, yeah, I love my Oscar and

449
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:31,359
Speaker 4: uh Oscar, I'm sorry, Oscar Yes, and Carlos Santos.

450
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 3: People that listen might know him. He's one of the leads.

451
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,680
Speaker 4: He plays Chris on Hintifide, which was like the number

452
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 4: on Latin X show that dropped in twenty twenty, and

453
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 4: then also Tony Rodriguez.

454
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,639
Speaker 3: He's also a UCB comedian Guanito like me.

455
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 2: And yeah no, I'm like.

456
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 3: I've done a few.

457
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,640
Speaker 4: I honestly, it's so funny because like when we started hours,

458
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 4: like we were like hit up, we were approached to

459
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,200
Speaker 4: pitch it. Like I in my mind, I was like

460
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 4: like not in a bad way, but I'm just like

461
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,639
Speaker 4: I don't, like, what do people want to listen to me?

462
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 4: Like I'm just kind of like whatever, that's what Instagram

463
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 4: story I guess is for or whatever, And like I

464
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:12,159
Speaker 4: and then I remember like when we got when we

465
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 4: officially like got in and we could post so we

466
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 4: like we're on Earwolf and like we had a podcast.

467
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 3: It was like I was just like, Okay, I guess

468
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,119
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be like everybody.

469
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:23,440
Speaker 4: Else in LA that has a podcast after making fun

470
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 4: of them.

471
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 3: But I I do, I do.

472
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 4: I have done a few, I think, because I mean

473
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 4: I'm I know a lot of it is being like

474
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,919
Speaker 4: a bilingual Latina that does comedy from uc B. I

475
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:40,120
Speaker 4: have been reached out for for like specific topics, which

476
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 4: I think is cool, Like I get like, you know,

477
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 4: if you're gonna talk to someone about you know, being

478
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 4: you know a POC, you know, a woman of color,

479
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:53,919
Speaker 4: it is you know, very male, white dominated, uh yeah, feeling.

480
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,199
Speaker 4: I think it's like I think like that my my

481
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,159
Speaker 4: opinions are going to be very different, like very are

482
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 4: you different? And yeah, So I feel like that's probably

483
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 4: probably why I've done a lot of them.

484
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: I saw your in your bio that you were the

485
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 1: first you were the first bilingual LATINX performer at UCB

486
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 1: to be put on a Herald team.

487
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 4: Yes, I was on Yeah, yeah cool great.

488
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

489
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 2: I think it is.

490
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: Such an improv is like the whitest of the white

491
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,120
Speaker 1: white thing.

492
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 2: It's like a blizzard while you're being abducted by aliens.

493
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 2: It's like a bright light and then an avalanche hits

494
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 2: you at the same time.

495
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I.

496
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,159
Speaker 4: Mean, look, I say it all the time, like and

497
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 4: it's I have honestly, like a lot of my best

498
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 4: friends are they're mostly the like the I guess like

499
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 4: my girls, like I have like a lot of like

500
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 4: female white comedians, and you know, like it's like and

501
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 4: they're great and like whatever, and it's but it's one

502
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 4: of those things that like, yeah, like I remember when

503
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 4: I first started doing improv, I was just like, oh, like,

504
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 4: why doesn't anybody look like me? Like the first reason

505
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,640
Speaker 4: that I thought kind of looked like me was Eugene

506
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 4: Cordero when I.

507
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 3: Saw him do the smokes.

508
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 4: And I'm like, and They're like, no, he's Filipino, and

509
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, fuck all right. So like, and

510
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 4: I couldn't find anybody like literally, like nobody that looked

511
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 4: or sounded like me. So yeah, I remember when I

512
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 4: got on. It was my first time auditioning. I got

513
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 4: on for the first time, and I know.

514
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 3: I'm always like yeah, but it was great. It was

515
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 3: a really cool experience. I did get cut after my

516
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 3: first year.

517
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: Oh come on, hey, who hasn't I'm not going there

518
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: for six months.

519
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 2: I'm not going there show there for six months.

520
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 1: No, no, look, you know what, I'm never going to

521
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: go to Sunset. I'm never gonna go Yeah.

522
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, But like the thing is, you know, I was.

523
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 4: It was one of those things that I I mean,

524
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 4: I mean I had probably the first and only so

525
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 4: far like blackout in Spanish because I remember like people

526
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 4: dming me that day like that were at the show,

527
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 4: like I had like a fool like I did scenes

528
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 4: in full Spanish sometimes. I you know, I had fun

529
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 4: with that, and I had a lot of people like

530
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 4: reach out to me when that happened, and I was like, okay, well,

531
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 4: like it sucks that I got cut.

532
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 3: I mean also it's.

533
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 4: Just like what happened that year, a lot of like loud,

534
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 4: strong women got cut. And I think that also plays

535
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 4: into the fact of like we want this like woman

536
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 4: to be on the team, but we don't. We don't

537
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 4: need her to like go full hardcore, like we like,

538
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 4: we'll let the men take care of this. And that's

539
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 4: kind of how I felt around that time. And yeah,

540
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 4: I mean, like the reason SAP Spanish Sky presents like

541
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 4: even happened was because of this this uh this failure.

542
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 4: So I had I had reached out before I even

543
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 4: got cut, never heard back. And then it was like

544
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 4: around the time that everybody is like all anxious because

545
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 4: they know that like cuts are coming in auditions, and

546
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 4: I was just like, you know what, fuck it, Like

547
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 4: I had it like I was getting good notes, I'm

548
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 4: chilling whatever, and then I got cut.

549
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, what the fuck down?

550
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I was also like I had my sad

551
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 4: girl moment and then I was like, okay, like wait

552
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 4: a minute. I had asked to do this main stage

553
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 4: LATINX show and nobody responded to me. So I fucking

554
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 4: sent like a nasty book professional. I made sure I

555
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 4: always thought her like I made sure that my dad

556
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 4: read it before because I'm like I could get like

557
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,360
Speaker 4: my like I will like I can like murder you

558
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 4: with my looks or my mouth, like I don't need

559
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 4: to like do anything physical, like I just one look

560
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 4: or something that I tell you, like I could be

561
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 4: really really mean, but.

562
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 6: I no, but I hold.

563
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 4: It no, but I you know, I held it in

564
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 4: and I was like very professional. My dad was like,

565
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 4: it's very good. My dad after he read it, he

566
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 4: replied his literal.

567
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 3: It's very good. Sound like a bish, but like a

568
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 3: good strong one. You know, you're gonna let them know.

569
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 4: And I was like, all right, that is so I

570
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 4: press them. And then like we got our show, and

571
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 4: I mean, it's been a huge success since it started.

572
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 4: Our first show sold out in less than a week,

573
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 4: and it was like, we're and we are. We are

574
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 4: technically still the first and only LATINX main stage show

575
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 4: at UCB and it's great. Yeah, brought like the biggest

576
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 4: guest in twenty nineteen and twenty eighteen probably that the

577
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 4: theater that that stage even saw because you know, the

578
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 4: LATINX community has been so so so open and welcome

579
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 4: to like doing this stuff, because that's great. Like I

580
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 4: don't know, I'm just like these people are all gonna

581
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 4: have to get paid, you know. I Like I've only

582
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 4: had a couple of people ask me that, and everybody

583
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 4: else is like what, yeah, oh my god, of course,

584
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,679
Speaker 4: and so yeah, very I'm like, in a way, I

585
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 4: guess my point of the story is I'm very thankful

586
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 4: for getting cut because I don't know if I would

587
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 4: be like where I'm at and have a podstru and

588
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 4: have my show and have y you know the connections

589
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 4: that I have if it wasn't for getting cut, so

590
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 4: like tight, I'll take it.

591
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great. Do you want to hear about the

592
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: religion behind Sleepy Time? Oh my gosh, yes, Oh boy,

593
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: it is fucking fascinating.

594
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 2: Okay it was.

595
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: This was I don't know who originally sent this in,

596
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: so please let me know and I will give you

597
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: credit on her Instagram. But this is from Food and Wine,

598
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: the magazine. This is by Matt Blitz, but it is

599
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 1: based on an article by a woman named Megan Giller,

600
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: who wrote this article in a online magazine called Van Winkles.

601
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: The original article is linked. It no longer exists. I've

602
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: clicked on Van Winkles. Van Winkles no longer exists. But

603
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 1: this seems like a really fast It's a very well

604
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: researched article, Megan Giller, So she just went in this

605
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: is fascinating. I'll try and like there's a lot of

606
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: dense dents.

607
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 2: Information in the bud.

608
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: But basically she just wanted to do like a puff

609
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 1: piece on celestial seasonings who make Sleepy Time tea of course,

610
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: and she wanted to like just you know, find out,

611
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: and so she she emailed the like the head, you know,

612
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: the corporate entity, and then they just never got back

613
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: to her. Fascinating, and so then she started to dig

614
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: a little bit and then found out all of this

615
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: fucking insane shit. So I'm going to jump around a

616
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: lot here. But the company was founded in nineteen sixty

617
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: nine by several Colorado hikers, okay, and they named it

618
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: Celestial Seasonings. The two people who were like the main

619
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: guys were most Seagull and this other guy, most Seagull.

620
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: Though he was already a well known herbilist, he was

621
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: already making tea. And in nineteen seventy two, Sieagele and

622
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: Celestial Sevenings gave birth to Sleepy Time Tea, and that's

623
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: what turned their little like company into like this massive

624
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: open Yeah.

625
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 2: I used to drink it. It's good. It's got the

626
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 2: little bear on it. It's got a sleepy little bear

627
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 2: and a chair on it.

628
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: I know, I'm a super adore.

629
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 4: You give it to them instead of ben and drill.

630
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 4: First you get the Sleepy Time and then you give

631
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 4: the kids the ben and drill.

632
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 2: That's been a little red wine. But me, I don't

633
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 2: have children, and I don't rub whiskey like I've seen

634
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 2: many people.

635
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 3: They'll do all these things.

636
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 4: And you know what they all these children have grown up,

637
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 4: find their doctors and lawyers and all these things that

638
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 4: they want that their parents want them to be.

639
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 2: That's right, all right.

640
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: So besides enthusiasm for Tea, Mo Siegel and one of

641
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: the other companies co founders, John Hay, was also an

642
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: avid believer in a quote New Age Bible called the

643
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: Urantia Book or either or Urantia Book.

644
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 2: I'm oh.

645
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: It's first published in nineteen fifty five. The Bible is

646
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,719
Speaker 1: inspired on the Seventh Day Adventist movement, except that it

647
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: was supposedly communicated to an unknown man possessed and put

648
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: into a trance by aliens.

649
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 2: Aliens.

650
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: Yes, so Giller, the writer of the original article, explains

651
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: that it was more likely written by William Sadler, attorney

652
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: of the Century psychologist.

653
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes more sense to me, who.

654
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: Also published three books about eugenics and had a deeply

655
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: rooted racist philosophy.

656
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 4: Boo.

657
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: So turns out that the religion behind Sleepy Time Tea

658
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: is super fucking racist, completely insane, and aliens. So it's

659
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: essentially like imagine a, it's a little bit like scientology,

660
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: but super racist as well. So that there's this idea

661
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: that the central idea of the particular religious text revolves

662
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: around the idea that there are many different sons of

663
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: God who live on many different planets, and it consists

664
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: of billions of worlds. Sure love it. Wow sounds according

665
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: to their belief system. Blah blah blah. So all those

666
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: are time. But here, according to Rantia's text, half a

667
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: million years ago, six colored races existed on our planet, red, orange, yellow, green, blue,

668
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 1: and indigo. And according to the text, there was a

669
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: superiority order with race at the bottom, and which, as

670
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: it notes, the blue man subdues the indigo and then

671
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: it all goes all this insane shit. So it's super

672
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: fucking racist. And then the main guy writing uh in

673
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: like two thousand and six, he writes of it, he wrote,

674
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: at the present time, mankind loses about as much progress

675
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: as it makes by ignoring eugenics, which, okay, fucking crazy.

676
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: So anyway, guess what sleepy time tea guys, I'm the

677
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: woman who wrote the article. Now stop has stopped drinking

678
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,719
Speaker 1: any celestial season stuff. Even though that guy is no

679
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: longer the owner of now owned by a big.

680
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 2: Dark at the Roots. Dark at the Roots somebody did

681
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 2: acid when saw the Blue Man Group and the Indigo

682
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 2: Girls in the same day, he said, the Blue Man

683
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 2: are better than the Indigo Girls. Honestly, I have to

684
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 2: agree with them in that way. We might lose some

685
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 2: murderinos with that one. That's wild.

686
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: It's also fucking crazy.

687
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.

688
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 4: When you start, I was like, oh, this is like

689
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 4: some hippie shit for sure, Like like once.

690
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 3: Like and I've done like you started saying all these other.

691
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 4: Words that I don't know I would have to go

692
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 4: after when this episode.

693
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 3: Comes out again.

694
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like, I mean, I'm not surprised, like

695
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 4: when you say where it comes from, I.

696
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 3: Mean, I don't know.

697
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:16,280
Speaker 4: The alien stuff is really hard for me because like aliens,

698
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 4: I do.

699
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 3: I I believe in aliens. I believe in I mean,

700
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 3: it's I don't.

701
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say like I'm one of those people that

702
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 4: at all like will research if something like I know,

703
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 4: there's been so many things last year that like suppulsively

704
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 4: things have whatever. I bare even like read those articles,

705
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 4: if I'm being honest, But I'm like, I do believe

706
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 4: in ghosts. I believe in spirits, and I believe in

707
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 4: like like I get my cards read by like I've

708
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 4: gotten them read by like a bruha and stuff like that.

709
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 2: But but I'm.

710
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 4: Like, I mean, I can't. I've never seen an alien,

711
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 4: but I bet you're out there. I'm like, if we're here,

712
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 4: I fucking think that they're out there. But there's a

713
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 4: lot of people that refuse to like even acknowledge like

714
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 4: the idea of it.

715
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 2: Right. But that's the thing. And I've never seen anything

716
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 2: at all. I've never seen anything paranoid normal. I've never

717
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 2: seen a bigfoot. I've never seen like any of that stuff.

718
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 2: I've never seen an angel. I don't. But I also

719
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 2: feel like anybody that doesn't just go sure it could

720
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: be true is such a bummer of a person. And

721
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,760
Speaker 2: I feel like somebody's like, it's not real. Go you're boring.

722
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 2: You're boring. The greatest time of your life is when

723
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 2: you're a little kid and you believe in Sanna. It's like,

724
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 2: believe in things and then if you see one, you

725
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 2: go amazing, and if you don't, you just live your

726
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 2: life like normal. There's no reason to just shot on

727
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 2: things that you don't understand or you can't see. Yeah,

728
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 2: I was in Oh, I'll tell this story at a

729
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 2: different time. But uh, I just feel like people are

730
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 2: so quick to be like I know what's going on,

731
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 2: and you're like, no, nobody does. So just say maybe

732
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 2: and have a good time and gas people up. It's

733
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 2: not a bag.

734
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 1: I mean the fact that just the fact that Sleepy

735
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: Time teas yes by racist alien fuckers. I mean that

736
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 1: that alone just should open your mind to wonder at

737
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: all moments, like that right thing is possible?

738
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 7: Ye, that little bear is part of a racist, racist religion.

739
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

740
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: I mean.

741
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 4: Also it's like it's like we like like I went

742
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 4: to private Catholic school from first grade, oh, all the

743
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 4: way high school. Oh, I'm really okay, so literally till

744
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 4: till my twelfth till my twelfth like when I graduated

745
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 4: from high school whatever. It was two different schools, but

746
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 4: like whatever, And it's one of those things that I like,

747
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 4: I feel like sometimes with like religion, like again, like

748
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 4: I'm I believe in like you said, angels and like

749
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 4: let's beat hands.

750
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 3: And I do believe in God or whatever.

751
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 4: And it's hard because also like in this industry, there's

752
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 4: so many people that are like I'm atheist. I don't

753
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,720
Speaker 4: believe or like and I get that, and that's fine,

754
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 4: Like I respect whatever as long as you're not like

755
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 4: killing or hurting people I guess some animals whatever, or

756
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 4: even yourself obviously, but like yeah, I just think like

757
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 4: some yeah don't please.

758
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 3: Like whatever religion is that.

759
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 4: But I just feel like sometimes like I remember, like younger,

760
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 4: like it was one of those things that like they

761
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 4: like just like they put it so much in your

762
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 4: head that like that stuff isn't real, and it's like no,

763
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 4: like there's got to be a way where like religion,

764
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 4: like such hardcore religion, like the Pope has like this

765
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 4: past Pope has been like pretty tight with a lot

766
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 4: of the stuff that he said, Like yeah, I'm like

767
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 4: he's pretty tight. He's like I hate woke, but he's there,

768
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 4: you know whatever.

769
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: And getting there slow.

770
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah exactly. And so I don't know.

771
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 4: I'm just like when I when I hear these kind

772
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 4: of things, and like I know, like so many people

773
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 4: that like I probably know from back home, will be

774
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 4: would be so like no, like God, Jesus whatever, they

775
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 4: wouldn't have And I'm like okay, like but you believe

776
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 4: like that. You know, Moses was on a fucking boat

777
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 4: like for whatever time with all these animals. Oh please,

778
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 4: Like I'm like, yeah, I believe that, then you gotta

779
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 4: believe the other ship, Like come on.

780
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right by all in, Kurt, I found that

781
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 2: the person that's sent that in was Rebecca Cell, miss Cell.

782
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 2: Thank you, Rebecca Cell. I was scrolling. I found you

783
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 2: great eye for the bananas. Yeah, all right, you want

784
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 2: to hear another one, you two. I this one was

785
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 2: sent in by May five hundred animals. So I'm gonna

786
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 2: name a couple of them. Melanie Melanie dot J dot K.

787
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 2: Melanie JK sent this in. So did Jackie four one

788
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 2: o two, Thank you Jackie. Thief steals car with four

789
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 2: year old boy inside, drives it back to return boy

790
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 2: and scold's mother. So, yes, your face is correct. It is.

791
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 2: It's a shocker.

792
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 3: It's funny because I have a story for like that ghost.

793
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I'm like you can continue?

794
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 3: Is there anything else go to add to it?

795
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 2: I'll give you some details and then dive in.

796
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 4: Uh.

797
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 2: CBS seven kp TV staff wrote this, Kurt, you know

798
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 2: they're good h Beaverton, Oregon, Land of the Log we

799
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 2: love Beaverton organ and all our our local beavers and

800
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 2: Oregon mother is grateful to have her four year old

801
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 2: son back after a thief stole her car with theiled inside,

802
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 2: but came back to return the boy and scold his mother.

803
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're a car thief, but you don't

804
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 2: want to be a kidnapper. Kidnapping is a crazy crime.

805
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 2: You go to jail for a long time.

806
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 3: That's like just like a felony, Like yes.

807
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, every comedy movie somebody gets kidnapped, and you're like,

808
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 2: that's twenty five years in jail, truly truly.

809
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 3: Like it's like and it's like, hahaha, it's so funny.

810
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 4: I'm okay that I'm all beat up and you kept

811
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 4: me in like this like dungeon whatever.

812
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: You're like, you might as well killed me. Roll credits. Okay.

813
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 2: So police responded to Basic meat Market. Sure, that's just

814
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,280
Speaker 2: a basic meat market at nine am seven market.

815
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: The guy who owns the Basic meat Market has such

816
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 1: low self esteem he couldn't be like, we're gonna name

817
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: it Premium meat market. You just gave it the fucking

818
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,240
Speaker 1: Basic meat market.

819
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 3: Basic bes rolling up in there all the time.

820
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 2: We just needed some steaks. It's no big deal. So

821
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 2: nine am on Saturday, no on, see, you could do better.

822
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 2: Medium stakes. So Crystal Leary told the cops that she

823
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 2: had gone into the store to quickly grab a couple

824
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 2: of items and left her four year old son in

825
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 2: the car with the engine running. Seems like a problem.

826
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 2: While she was inside, a man got into the car

827
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 2: and drove off with the boy. Leary said. The suspect

828
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 2: then drove right back to the store and yelled at her,

829
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 2: threatening to call the police because she left her son

830
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 2: in the car. He then ordered the boy to get

831
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 2: out of the car and drove away again. So he

832
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 2: did steal the car, He just did her responsibly. The

833
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 2: boy was not harmed during the ordeal, which is very

834
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,760
Speaker 2: good in the most important detail of them all quote

835
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,919
Speaker 2: as moms, we get really busy and we think we're

836
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 2: just running in for a second. This is just a

837
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,320
Speaker 2: perfect example about letting our guards down and how terribly

838
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 2: it could have ended. So I'm thankful that he's okay.

839
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 2: It was so stupid and I'll never do that again.

840
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 2: Lesson learned. But it's a split second decision that could

841
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 2: have just changed everything. Yes, Crystal, don't leave your child

842
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 2: in a running car outside of something called the basic

843
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 2: meat market. We know this. This is an undattended child.

844
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 3: Yeah.

845
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: So did the guy get caught?

846
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got I think they got the guy. It's

847
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 2: not in this article, but I think they did get

848
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 2: the dude. But he's not listen here, so maybe they didn't.

849
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

850
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 1: I just hope he gets credit if he does get caught.

851
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: I hope he gets credit for return little leniency. Yeah,

852
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 1: a little bit.

853
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 4: It's so funny that he was stealing the car but

854
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 4: yet still wanted to reprimand this woman like love this

855
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 4: typical man.

856
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 2: What hello, Yeah, didn't just push the kid out. He

857
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 2: could have just rolled the window down and tossed the

858
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: kid out, but he staid, He's like, lady, let me

859
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,439
Speaker 2: tell you what's wrong with you.

860
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 3: You know.

861
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 4: He went back to all his other like friends and

862
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 4: was like, let me tell you about the car that

863
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 4: I sold. After they say that their car stealing stories

864
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 4: that they like, I went but don't worry.

865
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 3: I went back and I told the mom. I let

866
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 3: her know.

867
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 2: Women you're like, yeah, relax's.

868
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 3: Right, like be cool. Cool.

869
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 4: What I was gonna say, though, is the story so again,

870
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 4: like uh, I went to my private Catholic school. And

871
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 4: now I remember, I'm like the middle child of six siblings,

872
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:25,919
Speaker 4: so it's six of us in total, and my mom

873
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 4: and my dad both worked and we all did sports,

874
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,800
Speaker 4: and everybody was always so busy, so like it was

875
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 4: like one of those things I go to school, like

876
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 4: go to your do your sports thing, and then at

877
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 4: the end, like your parents, you know whatever, they're not there.

878
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 4: You kind of like wait in the school until you

879
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 4: get picked up. But I remember one day, me and

880
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 4: my big brother Raffi, we had like practice for our sports.

881
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 4: We were like in middle school, and my mom was

882
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 4: going to pick us up, but the sports got canceled

883
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 4: because it started rain. The practice it got canceled was

884
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 4: raining super hard and like like really really hard whatever,

885
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 4: and so my mom had to pick up all of

886
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 4: us that day, four of us.

887
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 3: So she drove and picked.

888
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,919
Speaker 4: Up my little sister and my little my little brother

889
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 4: at like their daycare.

890
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 3: And they were in the back like singing in the

891
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 3: in the jeep in.

892
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 4: Their car seats, and my little sister must have been

893
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 4: like two maybe, and so my mom the thing, the

894
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 4: thing is, they didn't they don't they didn't really have

895
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,280
Speaker 4: a great setup for one year car. When it's raining

896
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 4: to park and pick up your kids. There was just

897
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 4: like this one parking where you would have to park

898
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,879
Speaker 4: like right there and you could like get off because

899
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 4: there was like a little awning to follow and get

900
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:26,280
Speaker 4: or whatever.

901
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 3: And my mom pretty much had no choice.

902
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 4: She would have had to take the kids out each

903
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 4: one by one, put them there, and then like go

904
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 4: and then do the whole thing. So she did, like

905
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 4: the thing whatever where and again this is like later,

906
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 4: like in the early nineties or whatever, and she went

907
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 4: got off the car, went to get us and then

908
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 4: signed us out in the after school program, which was

909
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 4: like our cafeteria or whatever. Walks back and like my

910
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,439
Speaker 4: little brother and my sister were like there was a man.

911
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 4: A man came and he took your purse. So oh,

912
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 4: a guy went into my mom's car probably wanted to

913
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 4: do the same shit it like he probably like, oh

914
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 4: fuck this, I'll fucking steal this car and her purse.

915
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, I got a new Cherokee.

916
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 4: And then like like my like again, they were little,

917
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 4: so I don't know if they really remember, but my

918
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 4: little brother, Rennie still kind of remembers. He's like, yeah,

919
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 4: I kind of like have a weird like memory of it,

920
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 4: and it was like yeah, like the guy went in

921
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 4: took the purse and was like, oh fuck this, I'm

922
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 4: not taking these kids, and then like yeah, but like

923
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 4: he could have he legit could have just taken it.

924
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 4: And my mom was like my, I mean, my poor mom.

925
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 4: It sounds bad, but it's like it's one of those

926
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 4: things that like, again, every single mom would do this, though,

927
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 4: like she wasn't the only one.

928
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 1: Like this is what all my moms would do when

929
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 1: it was school.

930
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, school, yeah exactly, But scared that it might be

931
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 2: the same guy. Maybe this guy in Beaverton, that Solda

932
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 2: squad was that same guy and he's just so pissed

933
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 2: at moms leaving their kids and maybe this guy needs

934
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 2: to just start his own charity or something.

935
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 1: You are ruining all of my car kids.

936
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,439
Speaker 2: The uh. The right before I got my first TV

937
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: writing job, I was working in Brooklyn at two Boots

938
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 2: and it was a full restaurant bar. And it was

939
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 2: a full restaurant one and the bar itself was like

940
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 2: Heaven's waiting room. It was like sixty seventy eight year

941
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 2: old Brooklyn locals. But there was this one younger guy,

942
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 2: And if any of my former waiter and bartender friends

943
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 2: are listening, you're gonna know exactly who I'm talking about.

944
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call him Thomas because he was one of

945
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 2: those guys that said his full name and was like

946
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 2: too cool to be called tom or Tommy. So he

947
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 2: was more like he was a single dad. He was

948
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 2: in his mid forties, and he dressed like very well

949
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 2: for the time. He would always have like a birdberry

950
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 2: scarf and like a really smart coat and expensive jeans

951
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 2: and like fry boots or something like. He always had

952
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 2: like a thousand dollars worth of clothes on it all

953
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 2: the time. He was smug. He would drink like all

954
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 2: these things neat and complain. Meanwhile, we have like a

955
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 2: brass band playing and I'm serving pizza with sausage and

956
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 2: dewey sausage on it to children and he's like, man,

957
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 2: it's kind of loud tonight. And You're like, yeah, Thomas,

958
00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 2: we know so. But I always thought he, you know,

959
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 2: he just had an air like he came from money

960
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 2: and I don't even remember what he did, but he

961
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 2: was just a snob. So I found out that he

962
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 2: he comes in one night and it's really busy. It's

963
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 2: a Friday night, and he's like white as a sheet

964
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 2: and we're like, what's up, man, and he goes, I

965
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 2: just got mugged. And we were like what. And he's like,

966
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 2: I just got mugged on the Upper West Side leaving

967
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: a function a Columbia or whatever. And we're like and

968
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 2: everybody's like, oh my god. All the regus you're like,

969
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 2: oh my god. So this is what happened. So he

970
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 2: goes into one of those New York ATMs, which you

971
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 2: like put your card in and then you open a

972
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 2: door and then you go in and it's like a

973
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 2: Kioskar booth. Yeah, the mugger walks directly in behind him

974
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 2: and puts a gun to his back. The guy goes,

975
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 2: take out four hundred dollars, and Thomas says, I don't

976
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 2: have four hundred dollars. He goes, bullshit, you're dressed like

977
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 2: you do. And he's he's like, take out four hundred dollars.

978
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,399
Speaker 2: He goes, I don't have it. He goes take out

979
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 2: all your money. So Thomas takes out all of his money.

980
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 2: It's like sixty dollars and so the guy is like

981
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 2: what and he takes the receipt and he looks, and

982
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: the mugger looks at the receipt, sees that he's at

983
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 2: zero dollars, gives Thomas twenty dollars back and goes, you're

984
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 2: a huge loser.

985
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 3: And then w.

986
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 2: So, I guess the owner of the restaurant that I

987
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 2: worked in it would like give him these loans. He

988
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 2: would give him like five grand and then he'd slowly

989
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 2: pay it back. But his whole lifestyle was a myth.

990
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 2: It was like his whole city lifestyle. And this mugger

991
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 2: calls him out, calls him a fucking loser, and then

992
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:38,240
Speaker 2: gives him twenty dollars back and just rolls down the street.

993
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 3: Kid, Oh, oh my god, that soul.

994
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 4: Like what a I don't even that's I mean, I

995
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 4: guess I feel like I'd bet I've been there with

996
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 4: sixty dollars on my bank account, but also on horse.

997
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,280
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not dressed to flex like that every day.

998
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 2: Right, or even if you were dressed nice, you just

999
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 2: don't treat people poorly or look down on things or

1000
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 2: send back food to the kitchen. It was so it

1001
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 2: was like the silent victory the bartenders. I think my

1002
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 2: friend Vanessa like gave him a drink like for free,

1003
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 2: and we were like, oh man, and but it was

1004
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 2: like so exposing. He was so exposed and he's insulted.

1005
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 2: When a mugger calls you a loser, it.

1006
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 4: Is I say that story either out loud because I

1007
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 4: know I have friends that had been mugged and like

1008
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 4: that shit is fucking scary. But then like this guy

1009
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 4: like is all like, oh, like poor me, I only

1010
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 4: had sixteen and I was wearing my blueles and it's

1011
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 4: like he why would I wouldn't even tell anybody like

1012
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 4: I would just so like I would report it obviously,

1013
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 4: because you don't want that guy like that. You want

1014
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 4: them to catch him on the camera and all that

1015
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 4: bullshit whatever, find him and whatever.

1016
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 3: But at the same like I would not.

1017
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 4: It's like sometimes people post things like on their Instagram

1018
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 4: or their twit whatever, like they and I'm like, why.

1019
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 3: Would you tell anybody?

1020
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 4: Like it's not exactly like this look makes you look

1021
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 4: so much worse.

1022
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 2: I just keeping have a private life. Yes, there's nothing worse. Yeah,

1023
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 2: there's nothing. Where some people going, hey guys, I'm getting

1024
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 2: off social media for a while. You're like just walk

1025
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 2: away silently. Yeah, you don't have to announce it. What

1026
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 2: do you want us to go? Why? Why? What happened? Yeah,

1027
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 2: just walk away like a mugger or a guy stealing

1028
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 2: a car and beaver. Just walk away for real. Yeah,

1029
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 2: you got the last one of the Eppie Forest buddy.

1030
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: Well you know what, I think I'm gonna tell my

1031
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: mugging story.

1032
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:25,760
Speaker 3: Yes.

1033
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 1: So this is nineteen ninety six Baltimore, Maryland. I am

1034
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 1: driving my girlfriend's car at the time, which was a

1035
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: like a ten year old Ford Tourists that had a

1036
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: real problem whenever you wouldn't turn steering wheel all the

1037
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 1: way to the right, it would just go.

1038
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, oh we've been there.

1039
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:51,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been there.

1040
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 1: So I'm backing in. I'm trying to parallel park, and

1041
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: so I have to turn the wheel all the way

1042
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: over and so I'm like into the spot. Meanwhile, these

1043
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: two guys must have been watching me park this car,

1044
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: and they're like, this guy's definitely got money. He's a

1045
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: millionaire right now, so they can get out of this

1046
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: fucking shitty Ford Tourists. And as soon as I turn around,

1047
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: he's there. A guy puts a gun to my chest.

1048
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 1: Scary and then like cocks it and is like and

1049
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,359
Speaker 1: then he doesn't say anything. The guy with the gun.

1050
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: And there's another guy who's just like everything's gonna be okay.

1051
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: And he was just like the most in the in

1052
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 1: the most Baltimore way of just being like, you understand

1053
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: that we are robbing you, like very nicely. So then

1054
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 1: he like he like relieves me, up my bag, like

1055
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: takes my bag off of me. He's like, I'm gonna

1056
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: take your bag now. He's like now, he's like, why

1057
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: don't you go in your pockets and what do you

1058
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: got in your pockets? And I like pulled out the

1059
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: car keys to the car that I just parked, Like

1060
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 1: that's probably the most valuable thing I have.

1061
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sweet.

1062
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 3: Ride get that insurance money? Fuck it?

1063
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, the general I got the general insurance? What's his story?

1064
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 2: What army? Would the general in charge?

1065
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 3: You get a bicycle back?

1066
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: And I was like, I had the keys in my

1067
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: hand and he's like, you're gonna want to hold onto those?

1068
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,280
Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, this is so weird.

1069
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 2: So I put the keys back in.

1070
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: He's like all right, and to take out your wallet.

1071
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: I take out my wallet. Uh, and he's like, all right,

1072
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 1: I'm going to take your money and I'm going to

1073
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: take your credit cards. But then I'm going to leave

1074
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 1: your wallet. This is so Baltimore. Then I'm going to

1075
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: leave your wallet on the corner. So you get in

1076
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 1: your car. I want you to count to one hundred

1077
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,399
Speaker 1: and then you can go and get your wallet, because

1078
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm sure you want your wallet back. And I was like, yeah,

1079
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 1: I would love my wallet.

1080
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 7: I want my Velcro surf wallet back, thank you. It

1081
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 7: was one of ve surf wallet. I had two dollars

1082
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 7: in there. I had no credit cards I had at

1083
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 7: a bank. I had a debit card that you needed

1084
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 7: a code for.

1085
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:52,879
Speaker 3: Uh.

1086
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 1: And in my bag that they stole, I had like

1087
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 1: a school book and UH and a VHS copy of Macbeth,

1088
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 1: oh me playing Macbeth, you know, college production. Uh, and

1089
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: like my binder that had all of the photography, all

1090
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: the negatives, all of the photography. That I get in

1091
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Speaker 1: their car and then I count to one hundred and

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Speaker 1: then I get out and I walk over to the

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Speaker 1: corner and it was just it was just a bullshit story.

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Speaker 1: He was feeding me to, like, I guess, keep me calm.

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Speaker 1: It's still so Baltimore. It's like a long drawn out,

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Speaker 1: complicated story. You know that this is like why is

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00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: the story a part of this interaction? You could have

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Speaker 1: just taken everything I have and told me to get

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Speaker 1: back in the car. Yeah, exactly, I mean the Baltimore.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why.

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Speaker 4: Like so, like I had one of my best friends

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Speaker 4: she got mugged in LA and literally I was the

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Speaker 4: last person to say bye to her, like, which like

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Speaker 4: freaked even. I mean, again, it's not my it's not

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00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 4: about me story, but I was just like I was like,

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Speaker 4: I mean, I I you know, they called me immediately,

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00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 4: and I was like I felt like such a shitty

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00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 4: friend because I didn't walk her like across even though

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Speaker 4: like I kept saying, and she was like, you know,

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Speaker 4: like it's not your fault. I was like, I'm good,

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00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 4: I'm good. And I was on my way to my

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00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 4: basketball game that night actually, so like I was like, whatever,

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00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 4: but I walk, you know, big deal. But anyways, but

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Speaker 4: like it's one of those things that like I feel

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Speaker 4: even more like in Miami, I would always I don't know,

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00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 4: like I feel like I've like I'm always so aware

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00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 4: like looking around behind me, in front of me, like

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00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 4: I'm like maybe like sometimes too extra because like my

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00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 4: add will like have me like.

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Speaker 3: Looking over and I just I try not to be

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Speaker 3: on my phone when I walk to my car.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: I make sure everybody.

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Speaker 4: Knows, like that knows me just in case, because I

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Speaker 4: don't know, there's ben some creepy boys up in this

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Speaker 4: comedy world as well. And like you know you're you're

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00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 4: a woman, you walk by yourself to your car a

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Speaker 4: lot after like a two in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Tepion and oh yeah, that's a dark street too, not yeah,

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Speaker 2: and like.

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Speaker 4: And like here's the thing, like I think, like I've

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00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 4: like I'm just scary, Like I'm scary to men for

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Speaker 4: some reason. So I just let them know that I

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00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 4: have a switch blade in my purse and I also

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00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,879
Speaker 4: have a and an axe in the trunk of my car,

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00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 4: and I have pulled it out an ax in my car,

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00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 4: you do, I'm like, okay, Like I say that and

1138
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 4: people think it's a bit and I'm like, no, I

1139
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 4: legit have and I've pulled it out like in the street,

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00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 4: like in my car while I'm driving.

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00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:36,919
Speaker 3: I haven't got yet.

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00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 2: Take me to grab this there you go. I know,

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00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 2: I know I'm holding an axe and animals. I got

1144
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 2: an ax locked and loaded.

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00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,879
Speaker 1: It, and I have an axe right next to my bed.

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00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 1: I have two axes right next to my bed. Yeah,

1147
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 1: as if I could use them when I'm sleepy.

1148
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to get me a switchblade, though they

1149
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 3: took mine New Mexico.

1150
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 2: Well, come on, Mexico, come on, I know the other

1151
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:00,760
Speaker 2: backer switch blade. For crying out.

1152
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 3: Loud, I mean those at my carry on by mistake,

1153
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 3: I swear like.

1154
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna accidents happen Mexico. I almost got stopped.

1155
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 2: They thought it was a famous person. I said, I'm

1156
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 2: not a famous person. I'm a nobody. And then Jim

1157
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 2: Parsons from Big Bang Theory walked by in the Cabo airport.

1158
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 2: I go, hey, it's Jim Parsons and they all went

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00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 2: over to Jim instead, and I just walked to luggage.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, Jim, huge fan of the show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys want to hear one more.

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Speaker 2: Before we leave? Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 1: We'll just get on, We'll just get this, we'll just

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Speaker 1: get this in and then we'll and we'll get out

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Speaker 1: of here.

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Speaker 2: Tease it.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Chelsea Lewis thank you, Chelsea.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Chelsea.

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Speaker 1: Daily News love it nobody perfect. UK girl uses her

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Speaker 1: toy unicorns fake passport to get through Turkish customs. Oh

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Speaker 1: oh literally, they just stamped it. It is a she

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00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 1: has it, she's holding it up. It's called a design

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00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: of bear. Passport has a photograph of a purpose unicorn

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Speaker 1: inside of it, a purple udicord with sneakers and uh

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00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 1: Turkish past Turkish pashport control literally stamped under where it

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Speaker 1: says travel adventures.

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Speaker 2: Yeah good, who cares? Just show him something? She didn't

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Speaker 2: do anything wrong.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but is there anything you wanna uh you want

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Speaker 1: to plug?

1182
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:25,240
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, sure, I guess right. I'm like, obviously

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00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 3: the world it is so so weird and on hold

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Speaker 3: right now.

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Speaker 4: I always will say, just follow me on Instagram. That's

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Speaker 4: where I post like most of my stuff. I'm trying

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Speaker 4: to do the Twitter as much as possible, but it's

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Speaker 4: too many apps right now, I can't keep up Clubhouse

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Speaker 4: somebody Clubhouse and I'm like, but all my handles are

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Speaker 4: at rise A lisea pretty much r A I c

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Speaker 4: A l I c e ing on Beautiful and also

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Speaker 4: the podcast Spanish Presents. You can also follow us at

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Speaker 4: Spanish Keeper since yeah on Instagram, and yeah, you know

1194
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Speaker 4: we always have different guests.

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Speaker 3: We do have a lot of LATINX guests.

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Speaker 4: We've had all, you know, different types of guests from

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Speaker 4: politicians to uh uh singers, actors, amazing owners whatever, like yeah,

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Speaker 4: we uh we come out every Tuesday. We have an

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Speaker 4: episode and you can listen to it wherever you listen

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Speaker 4: to your podcasts.

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Speaker 6: Pretty much, thank you so much for thanks for having me,

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Speaker 6: wonderful bananas, Bananas you, Neil.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: Theme music by Kahan, and all.

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Speaker 1: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: don't cover on the podcast.

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