Speaker 1: Your execution on the Donkey of the day is something
Speaker 1: to go? Is it a reason I gave me donkey
Speaker 1: other day? And I deserve that you need to know
Speaker 1: what you need to tell them? I am you have
Speaker 1: the voice. It's time for Donkey of the Day. It's
Speaker 1: a reed. But you're so good at charlamagne che.
Speaker 2: Damn?
Speaker 1: Sorry man, who did you even up the other day?
Speaker 1: Too many? Well?
Speaker 3: Sexy red Donkey of to Day for Tuesday, January ninth
Speaker 3: goes to Gabriel Marie Baker and Lree Nicole Willis Okay,
Speaker 3: gabriel is thirty three and Laria's thirty six, and they're
Speaker 3: both facing charges after allegedly using false personal information to
Speaker 3: buy a new Mazda. Sleuth everybody out there driving the
Speaker 3: Marsia dropping the clues bombs for all the MASA drivers.
Speaker 3: Fun fact, do you know Mazda comes from a horror
Speaker 3: Mazda the god of harmony, intelligence and wisdom from the
Speaker 3: earliest civilization in West Asia. I'm saying all that have
Speaker 3: to say, Gabrielle and Larie are not that okay. See,
Speaker 3: Gabrielle and Larie are the epitome of city girls. There's
Speaker 3: always a scam to be unlocked with these two and
Speaker 3: these two young ladies went to the Tim Dall Maza
Speaker 3: dealership and they co signed and filled out the paperwork
Speaker 3: to purchase in twenty twenty four Maza c X thirty
Speaker 3: from the dealership. But they were purchasing it with somebody
Speaker 3: else's information.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 3: They were, Okay, you're gonna get this fake social Security
Speaker 3: number on this application, and you're gonna get this fake
Speaker 3: Arizona driver's license too.
Speaker 1: Okay, while we add it, here's.
Speaker 3: A fake name and fake fake birthday, and here's a
Speaker 3: fake Utah driver's license to go with the fake Arizona
Speaker 3: one two okay, because I need a fake cod sign up.
Speaker 3: Oh and for good measure, here's some fake paste Ubb's
Speaker 3: courtesy of one eight hundred contacts.
Speaker 1: They are top tier scam bam, thank you, ma'am. You
Speaker 1: hear me. They did not come to play.
Speaker 3: And it worked for a little while, okay, because they
Speaker 3: agreed to buy the Mazda for almost thirty two thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: But employees became suspicious because they did not make their
Speaker 3: down payment in time, and when the dealership attempted to
Speaker 3: contact them, the phone numbers another contact info world.
Speaker 1: They just weren't valid, right.
Speaker 2: The dealership even reportedly contacted one eight hundred contacts and
Speaker 2: they confirmed that the two were not actual employees.
Speaker 1: Dull and the pay stuffs were false.
Speaker 3: You think, Well, Gabriel and Larie eventually did get arrested.
Speaker 1: And why did they get arrested?
Speaker 3: Because the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime, Yes,
Speaker 3: they do, never fails, always happens.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, uncle Shawlady returned to the scene
Speaker 1: of the crime.
Speaker 3: Well, gb and young Utah after the vehicle they purchased
Speaker 3: I legally was reported stolen. They were arrested at the
Speaker 3: same damn tim Dahl Mazda dealership they basically just robbed
Speaker 3: a week before.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes they were because they was trying to catch
Speaker 1: another lick.
Speaker 3: Yes, they went back to the same Mazda dealership and
Speaker 3: tried to purchase another vehicle with the same fake name,
Speaker 3: but with a different fake data birth and social Security number.
Speaker 3: Now this is when it gets good. Officers told Baker, look,
Speaker 3: we know this info is fake, and she insisted, I mean,
Speaker 3: she insisted that it was not. Let me tell you something, man,
Speaker 3: Nigga's going Nigga, I don't even know the race of
Speaker 3: these two ladies.
Speaker 1: Eddie Oar, producer sent me the race of the two ladies.
Speaker 3: I don't even know the race of these two ladies,
Speaker 3: and I don't care because it doesn't matter what race
Speaker 3: you are. When you do stuff like this, you are
Speaker 3: a nigga. What did the late Great Paul Mooney used
Speaker 3: to say? Everybody wants to be a nigga, but don't
Speaker 3: nobody want to be a nigga now? Police said that
Speaker 3: Laurie aka Young Utah finally told Gabrielle Baker akagb to
Speaker 3: just be honest, and that's when Baker gave her the
Speaker 3: correct information.
Speaker 1: Police said.
Speaker 3: Willis was placed under arrest and searched and when they
Speaker 3: searched her, guess what they found.
Speaker 1: That's what they found.
Speaker 2: They found three small bags of black tar. Yeah, dope,
Speaker 2: smack that boy. That horse China White. I'm talking about
Speaker 2: that Gil Scott.
Speaker 1: Heroin. Okay, Yes, they found that.
Speaker 3: And a hollow plastic tube with black and brown rather
Speaker 3: do inside because they was smoking it. Let me tell
Speaker 3: you something, man, I'm glad they found heroin. I'm glad
Speaker 3: they were smoking heroin because when I hear stories like this,
Speaker 3: I love to know that drugs are involved.
Speaker 1: It eases my mind because.
Speaker 2: I'm already the most anti social social person you will
Speaker 2: ever meet.
Speaker 3: I tell y'all all the time, every day of our life.
Speaker 3: You know, all we do when we leave our houses
Speaker 3: is an attempt to avoid crazy.
Speaker 1: And people are off.
Speaker 3: We notice, Okay, folks is hurt, they need therapy, they
Speaker 3: got chemical imbalances, they're not taking their medicine.
Speaker 1: So we already got to.
Speaker 3: Navigate just plain old crazy in this society. So when
Speaker 3: I hear stories like this, I'm like, man, folks is nuts.
Speaker 3: But when I hear they was on dope heroin, now
Speaker 3: it makes sense. My brain can understand that. But that
Speaker 3: won't stop either one of them from getting the credit
Speaker 3: they deserve for being stupid. Please give Gabrielle Baker and
Speaker 3: Larie Willison the biggest he hull.
Speaker 1: Eddie would raise the order. You know, I need to know.
Speaker 2: Oh you don't know the race either, Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: all right, well thank you for that dog kid today.
Speaker 1: Mmm, you got the race. No they don't have a picture.
Speaker 3: Oh no, somebody was sending me something about uh my
Speaker 3: wife was telling me something about the bullet clarence that
Speaker 3: I didn't realize.
Speaker 1: But that's such a good movie. That's why you gotta
Speaker 1: watch it.
Speaker 2: I gotta watch it more than once. That's the second part.
Speaker 2: I had to watch it on my phone, so's a
Speaker 2: lot of things I couldn't get through. But when it
Speaker 2: comes out of the movie and go watch it. Yes,
Speaker 2: all right, all right, Now, let's open up the phone
Speaker 2: lines eight hundred five eight five one o five one.
Speaker 1: Let's go to breakfast club court. What our boy? Oh
Speaker 1: Joe Coy, Oh man, Joe Coy. Now, Joe Coy.
Speaker 2: If you don't know, he hosted the Golden Globes this
Speaker 2: past Sunday and he's receiving a lot of back last.
Speaker 1: All you did was make the Illuminati uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: They're saying that people were uncomfortable. They weren't laughing at
Speaker 2: is Joe. All you do is piss off from Swifties.
Speaker 2: They said Taylor Swift didn't find it funny. The cast
Speaker 2: the Barbie didn't find it funny.
Speaker 3: Let's play what say Taylor Swift was the unofficial leader
Speaker 3: of the free world.
Speaker 1: When you piss her off, you piss off all her constituents.
Speaker 1: This is what he said about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader.
Speaker 4: The big difference between the Golden Gloves and the NFL.
Speaker 4: On the Golden Gloves, we have fewer camera shots of
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: I swear it's just where to go to here. Sorry
Speaker 1: about that fantastic joke.
Speaker 3: And what made it even funnier was the cameraman Swift
Speaker 3: camera work handing to Taylor Swift as you got her
Speaker 3: reaction and finally, after all these years, we saw a
Speaker 3: real emotion out of Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is the
Speaker 3: same person who acts fake surprise at award show that
Speaker 3: she doesn't know she's going to win, and we.
Speaker 1: Finally got a real reaction from her.
Speaker 3: Those reactions you see at the NFL game, those aren't
Speaker 3: real reactions. She just sees how everybody acted else acts
Speaker 3: when people score touchdowns.
Speaker 2: I saw her do it when somebody else caught a touchdown.
Speaker 2: It wasn't Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 3: All the case she had a chieved. She didn't know
Speaker 3: any better. She didn't know any better. She suposed the
Speaker 3: chair after every touchdown.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, okay. Now, Also the cast of Bobby was
Speaker 1: kind of upset as well.
Speaker 4: Oppenheimer is based on a seven hundred and twenty one
Speaker 4: page pull a surprise winning book about the Manhattan Project,
Speaker 4: and Barbie is on a plastic doll with big boobies.
Speaker 1: I watched Barbie.
Speaker 4: I loved it. I really did love it. I don't
Speaker 4: want you guys to think that I'm a creep, but
Speaker 4: it was kind of weird being attracted to a plastic doll.
Speaker 3: Now, that jokes up. But the reason it was great
Speaker 3: was because he made the crowd uncomfortable. And once again
Speaker 3: the cameraman panned the Ryan Gossling and whoever else the
Speaker 3: young lady was from Barbie, and they looked uncomfortable. And
Speaker 3: the reason I enjoyed it because I enjoy seeing people bomb.
Speaker 3: So when he did that joke and it bombed and
Speaker 3: then he tried to climb himself out of the hole,
Speaker 3: that bought me great joy.
Speaker 2: All right, well, let's got it eight hundred and I
Speaker 2: love Joe Coy five five five.
Speaker 1: Well, what are your thoughts? Huh?
Speaker 3: He did a great job, okay, because he made the
Speaker 3: illuminati uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: And I was looking at the numbers. Hold on, what
Speaker 1: were the numbers? They went about to think? Hold on,
Speaker 1: let me see.
Speaker 3: Yeah it went up, Yeah, it had nine point four
Speaker 3: million viewers large as audience since twenty twenty, up fifty
Speaker 3: percent from.
Speaker 2: Last fifty percent. So let's open up the phone lines.
Speaker 2: Eight hundred and five eighty five, one oh five one.
Speaker 2: It's a backlash warranted. Did Joe Coy suck or know
Speaker 2: that Hollywood just not understand his joke?
Speaker 3: This is the Illuminati, and this is what y'all don't understand.
Speaker 3: Y'all want to have all these conversations about plants, all
Speaker 3: these stories of planting. You know why they're planting because
Speaker 3: he pissed off the leader of the free world, Taylor Swift,
Speaker 3: and he pissed off all those Illuminati members in the
Speaker 3: Golden Globes, and all the Swifties online gave him backlash.
Speaker 3: This is not real. This is industry manufactured. Well, let's
Speaker 3: discuss eight hundred one. What are your thoughts?
Speaker 1: Shouldn't it be a lawyer? He lists too much. It's
Speaker 1: the Brekfast of good Morning, the Breakfast Club.