WEBVTT - DONKEY: Two Women Found With Dope After Forging Docs To Buy A Car

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<v Speaker 1>Your execution on the Donkey of the day is something

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<v Speaker 1>to go? Is it a reason I gave me donkey

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<v Speaker 1>other day? And I deserve that you need to know

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<v Speaker 1>what you need to tell them? I am you have

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<v Speaker 1>the voice. It's time for Donkey of the Day. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a reed. But you're so good at charlamagne che.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry man, who did you even up the other day?

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<v Speaker 1>Too many? Well?

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<v Speaker 3>Sexy red Donkey of to Day for Tuesday, January ninth

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<v Speaker 3>goes to Gabriel Marie Baker and Lree Nicole Willis Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>gabriel is thirty three and Laria's thirty six, and they're

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<v Speaker 3>both facing charges after allegedly using false personal information to

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<v Speaker 3>buy a new Mazda. Sleuth everybody out there driving the

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<v Speaker 3>Marsia dropping the clues bombs for all the MASA drivers.

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<v Speaker 3>Fun fact, do you know Mazda comes from a horror

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<v Speaker 3>Mazda the god of harmony, intelligence and wisdom from the

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<v Speaker 3>earliest civilization in West Asia. I'm saying all that have

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<v Speaker 3>to say, Gabrielle and Larie are not that okay. See,

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<v Speaker 3>Gabrielle and Larie are the epitome of city girls. There's

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<v Speaker 3>always a scam to be unlocked with these two and

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<v Speaker 3>these two young ladies went to the Tim Dall Maza

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<v Speaker 3>dealership and they co signed and filled out the paperwork

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<v Speaker 3>to purchase in twenty twenty four Maza c X thirty

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<v Speaker 3>from the dealership. But they were purchasing it with somebody

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<v Speaker 3>else's information.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course.

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<v Speaker 3>They were, Okay, you're gonna get this fake social Security

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<v Speaker 3>number on this application, and you're gonna get this fake

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<v Speaker 3>Arizona driver's license too.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, while we add it, here's.

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<v Speaker 3>A fake name and fake fake birthday, and here's a

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<v Speaker 3>fake Utah driver's license to go with the fake Arizona

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<v Speaker 3>one two okay, because I need a fake cod sign up.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh and for good measure, here's some fake paste Ubb's

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<v Speaker 3>courtesy of one eight hundred contacts.

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<v Speaker 1>They are top tier scam bam, thank you, ma'am. You

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<v Speaker 1>hear me. They did not come to play.

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<v Speaker 3>And it worked for a little while, okay, because they

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<v Speaker 3>agreed to buy the Mazda for almost thirty two thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>But employees became suspicious because they did not make their

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<v Speaker 3>down payment in time, and when the dealership attempted to

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<v Speaker 3>contact them, the phone numbers another contact info world.

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<v Speaker 1>They just weren't valid, right.

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<v Speaker 2>The dealership even reportedly contacted one eight hundred contacts and

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<v Speaker 2>they confirmed that the two were not actual employees.

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<v Speaker 1>Dull and the pay stuffs were false.

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<v Speaker 3>You think, Well, Gabriel and Larie eventually did get arrested.

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<v Speaker 1>And why did they get arrested?

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<v Speaker 3>Because the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>they do, never fails, always happens.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean, uncle Shawlady returned to the scene

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<v Speaker 1>of the crime.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, gb and young Utah after the vehicle they purchased

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<v Speaker 3>I legally was reported stolen. They were arrested at the

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<v Speaker 3>same damn tim Dahl Mazda dealership they basically just robbed

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<v Speaker 3>a week before.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yes they were because they was trying to catch

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<v Speaker 1>another lick.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they went back to the same Mazda dealership and

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<v Speaker 3>tried to purchase another vehicle with the same fake name,

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<v Speaker 3>but with a different fake data birth and social Security number.

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<v Speaker 3>Now this is when it gets good. Officers told Baker, look,

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<v Speaker 3>we know this info is fake, and she insisted, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>she insisted that it was not. Let me tell you something, man,

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<v Speaker 3>Nigga's going Nigga, I don't even know the race of

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<v Speaker 3>these two ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie Oar, producer sent me the race of the two ladies.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know the race of these two ladies,

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<v Speaker 3>and I don't care because it doesn't matter what race

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<v Speaker 3>you are. When you do stuff like this, you are

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<v Speaker 3>a nigga. What did the late Great Paul Mooney used

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<v Speaker 3>to say? Everybody wants to be a nigga, but don't

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<v Speaker 3>nobody want to be a nigga now? Police said that

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<v Speaker 3>Laurie aka Young Utah finally told Gabrielle Baker akagb to

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<v Speaker 3>just be honest, and that's when Baker gave her the

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<v Speaker 3>correct information.

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<v Speaker 1>Police said.

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<v Speaker 3>Willis was placed under arrest and searched and when they

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<v Speaker 3>searched her, guess what they found.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what they found.

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<v Speaker 2>They found three small bags of black tar. Yeah, dope,

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<v Speaker 2>smack that boy. That horse China White. I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 2>that Gil Scott.

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<v Speaker 1>Heroin. Okay, Yes, they found that.

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<v Speaker 3>And a hollow plastic tube with black and brown rather

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<v Speaker 3>do inside because they was smoking it. Let me tell

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<v Speaker 3>you something, man, I'm glad they found heroin. I'm glad

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<v Speaker 3>they were smoking heroin because when I hear stories like this,

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<v Speaker 3>I love to know that drugs are involved.

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<v Speaker 1>It eases my mind because.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm already the most anti social social person you will

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<v Speaker 2>ever meet.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell y'all all the time, every day of our life.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, all we do when we leave our houses

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<v Speaker 3>is an attempt to avoid crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>And people are off.

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<v Speaker 3>We notice, Okay, folks is hurt, they need therapy, they

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<v Speaker 3>got chemical imbalances, they're not taking their medicine.

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<v Speaker 1>So we already got to.

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<v Speaker 3>Navigate just plain old crazy in this society. So when

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<v Speaker 3>I hear stories like this, I'm like, man, folks is nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>But when I hear they was on dope heroin, now

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<v Speaker 3>it makes sense. My brain can understand that. But that

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<v Speaker 3>won't stop either one of them from getting the credit

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<v Speaker 3>they deserve for being stupid. Please give Gabrielle Baker and

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<v Speaker 3>Larie Willison the biggest he hull.

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie would raise the order. You know, I need to know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you don't know the race either, Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, well thank you for that dog kid today.

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<v Speaker 1>Mmm, you got the race. No they don't have a picture.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, somebody was sending me something about uh my

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<v Speaker 3>wife was telling me something about the bullet clarence that

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's such a good movie. That's why you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta watch it more than once. That's the second part.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to watch it on my phone, so's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of things I couldn't get through. But when it

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<v Speaker 2>comes out of the movie and go watch it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, all right, Now, let's open up the phone

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<v Speaker 2>lines eight hundred five eight five one o five one.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to breakfast club court. What our boy? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Coy, Oh man, Joe Coy. Now, Joe Coy.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't know, he hosted the Golden Globes this

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<v Speaker 2>past Sunday and he's receiving a lot of back last.

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<v Speaker 1>All you did was make the Illuminati uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>They're saying that people were uncomfortable. They weren't laughing at

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<v Speaker 2>is Joe. All you do is piss off from Swifties.

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<v Speaker 2>They said Taylor Swift didn't find it funny. The cast

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<v Speaker 2>the Barbie didn't find it funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's play what say Taylor Swift was the unofficial leader

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<v Speaker 3>of the free world.

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<v Speaker 1>When you piss her off, you piss off all her constituents.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what he said about Taylor Swift.

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<v Speaker 4>As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader.

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<v Speaker 4>The big difference between the Golden Gloves and the NFL.

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<v Speaker 4>On the Golden Gloves, we have fewer camera shots of

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<v Speaker 4>Taylor Swift.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear it's just where to go to here. Sorry

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<v Speaker 1>about that fantastic joke.

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<v Speaker 3>And what made it even funnier was the cameraman Swift

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<v Speaker 3>camera work handing to Taylor Swift as you got her

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<v Speaker 3>reaction and finally, after all these years, we saw a

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<v Speaker 3>real emotion out of Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is the

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<v Speaker 3>same person who acts fake surprise at award show that

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<v Speaker 3>she doesn't know she's going to win, and we.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally got a real reaction from her.

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<v Speaker 3>Those reactions you see at the NFL game, those aren't

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<v Speaker 3>real reactions. She just sees how everybody acted else acts

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<v Speaker 3>when people score touchdowns.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw her do it when somebody else caught a touchdown.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't Travis Kelsey.

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<v Speaker 3>All the case she had a chieved. She didn't know

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<v Speaker 3>any better. She didn't know any better. She suposed the

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<v Speaker 3>chair after every touchdown.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, okay. Now, Also the cast of Bobby was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of upset as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Oppenheimer is based on a seven hundred and twenty one

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<v Speaker 4>page pull a surprise winning book about the Manhattan Project,

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<v Speaker 4>and Barbie is on a plastic doll with big boobies.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched Barbie.

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<v Speaker 4>I loved it. I really did love it. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want you guys to think that I'm a creep, but

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<v Speaker 4>it was kind of weird being attracted to a plastic doll.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, that jokes up. But the reason it was great

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<v Speaker 3>was because he made the crowd uncomfortable. And once again

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<v Speaker 3>the cameraman panned the Ryan Gossling and whoever else the

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<v Speaker 3>young lady was from Barbie, and they looked uncomfortable. And

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<v Speaker 3>the reason I enjoyed it because I enjoy seeing people bomb.

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<v Speaker 3>So when he did that joke and it bombed and

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<v Speaker 3>then he tried to climb himself out of the hole,

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<v Speaker 3>that bought me great joy.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, let's got it eight hundred and I

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<v Speaker 2>love Joe Coy five five five.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what are your thoughts? Huh?

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<v Speaker 3>He did a great job, okay, because he made the

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<v Speaker 3>illuminati uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was looking at the numbers. Hold on, what

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<v Speaker 1>were the numbers? They went about to think? Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>let me see.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah it went up, Yeah, it had nine point four

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<v Speaker 3>million viewers large as audience since twenty twenty, up fifty

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<v Speaker 3>percent from.

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<v Speaker 2>Last fifty percent. So let's open up the phone lines.

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<v Speaker 2>Eight hundred and five eighty five, one oh five one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a backlash warranted. Did Joe Coy suck or know

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<v Speaker 2>that Hollywood just not understand his joke?

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<v Speaker 3>This is the Illuminati, and this is what y'all don't understand.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all want to have all these conversations about plants, all

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<v Speaker 3>these stories of planting. You know why they're planting because

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<v Speaker 3>he pissed off the leader of the free world, Taylor Swift,

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<v Speaker 3>and he pissed off all those Illuminati members in the

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<v Speaker 3>Golden Globes, and all the Swifties online gave him backlash.

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<v Speaker 3>This is not real. This is industry manufactured. Well, let's

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<v Speaker 3>discuss eight hundred one. What are your thoughts?

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<v Speaker 1>Shouldn't it be a lawyer? He lists too much. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the Brekfast of good Morning, the Breakfast Club.