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Speaker 1: Put your hand us together and we're going to start

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Speaker 1: to party.

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Speaker 2: And start I'm ready to party.

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Speaker 3: The Elvis Duran After Party, the After Party podcast, Who's

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Speaker 3: in all their favors say.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go.

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Speaker 3: So we were talking about peeing on the side of

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Speaker 3: the road and I wanted to go back to this

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Speaker 3: for a moment, if you don't mind. Different municipalities have

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Speaker 3: a fine and you sometimes have to go to court,

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Speaker 3: and rumor has it depending on where you decide to urinate,

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Speaker 3: if you do it in front of a school or

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Speaker 3: a playground with kids, you could be snagged on indecent exposure,

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Speaker 3: a sex crimes.

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Speaker 2: Nikes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why, don't be all.

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Speaker 2: That's why I have enough going against me.

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Speaker 4: I've had many of friends have to go show up

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Speaker 4: in court during the middle of the week and take

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Speaker 4: off of work after public urination tickets that they got

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Speaker 4: over the weekend at the Jersey Shore in the summer.

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Speaker 2: And so what happens to them is they just pay

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Speaker 2: the fine and go home.

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Speaker 4: They pay the fine, go home, but they force you

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Speaker 4: into court. If you don't, it gets worse. It compounds

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Speaker 4: the problem. So so you are forced to take off

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Speaker 4: of work. Imagine that during the week.

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Speaker 2: All right, Uh, is this is this Jullian? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Well, hey, welcome to the show. We're talking about public urination.

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Speaker 3: What a topic? Yeah, a ratings grabber. All right, so

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Speaker 3: you you had to go tell us your story. You

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Speaker 3: were driving where what's going on?

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Speaker 1: So this is an eBoy in years ago. I've got

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Speaker 1: a bladder like a two year old little girl. Right,

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Speaker 1: So we're going to a club. I got a peep

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Speaker 1: before we go inside. So I start peeing on the

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Speaker 1: side of a bill van. Pulls up, door, slams open,

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Speaker 1: three or four cops jump out. I get a ticket.

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Speaker 1: Told me they could have took me to jail instead.

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Speaker 1: They just give me a ticket.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: But now I got it right. So now I gotta

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Speaker 1: go to court. So I'm sitting there all day long.

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Speaker 1: My last name begins with an S. So I'm sitting

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Speaker 1: there all day, all day long, listening to this. Judge

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Speaker 1: calls me up, looks at the paper, looks at me,

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Speaker 1: shakes his head, looks back down, slams in gabble two

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Fine, don't let me see you again.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, Oh so you got out that. You got

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Speaker 2: it easy? Maybe, I mean, because I mean, that was it.

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Speaker 2: That was the end of it. That was it.

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Speaker 1: That was it. Two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: What could have happened?

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Speaker 1: They could have took me, could have took me to jail,

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Speaker 1: and I spend the night in jail.

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Speaker 3: What if you do it again?

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Speaker 1: Say that again?

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Speaker 2: Sorry? What if you do it again? Does it get

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Speaker 2: worse with every offense?

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Speaker 1: So actually the funny part I'm assuming so, but listen

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Speaker 1: to this. So the best part is like three months later,

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Speaker 1: it's New Year's Eve, right, So this is at International

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Speaker 1: the Mall, Blue Martini. So we're having a good time.

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Speaker 1: We go downstairs to the parking garage and again I've

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Speaker 1: got a pee, So I go behind a vending machine.

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Speaker 1: I start peeing. Here comes security, Hey, come here. So

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Speaker 1: me and my buddy start talking to the guy. Listen,

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Speaker 1: come on, just give us a break. Guy had to

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. Not that big of a deal.

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Speaker 1: He's not having it right, So he's calling back, a hey,

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Speaker 1: I need back up over here. I've got two guys

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Speaker 1: over here, one jourinating and they're getting kind of belligerate.

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Speaker 1: So at this point I'm pacing back and forth and

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Speaker 1: in my mind I'm like, there's no way in hell

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Speaker 1: judge again after he told me he don't want to

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Speaker 1: see me again. We're peeing outside again, boy. So as

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Speaker 1: I'm pacing back and forth, I'm like, I'm out. I

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Speaker 1: take off, running up the escalator back through Blue Martini

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Speaker 1: I had in the bathroom stall. Like two minutes later,

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Speaker 1: one of my buddies' calls like, hey, noted the back

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Speaker 1: door Blue Martine. I go out the back door. We

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Speaker 1: go down the side of Cheesecakes factory and here comes

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Speaker 1: security again. Yo, I got him over here. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: go down the back side of cheese tick back. We

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Speaker 1: run outside and I'm hiding behind a trash compactor for

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Speaker 1: about thirty five to forty minutes so my friends could

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Speaker 1: find me, pick me up and head to the casino.

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Speaker 3: You know what, Nothing good ever happens near a cheesecake factory.

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Speaker 3: I know that Blue Martini, By the way, I don't

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Speaker 3: those are great times.

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Speaker 2: I see where people pee all over the walls over there,

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Speaker 2: now I know. Now I know who's doing it. You

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Speaker 2: and your little girl bladder whis a.

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Speaker 3: Curious jolly and you have had your prostate checked, right,

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Speaker 3: because it just like what you're describing is a lot

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Speaker 3: of problems related to the prostate.

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Speaker 2: If you got that bladder.

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Speaker 1: For real, that was years ago. And I think it's

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Speaker 1: a good idea now to go get that check.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I definitely think you should. Is anything going to

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Speaker 2: stop you from being in public again? No, it seems

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Speaker 2: like he would have learned your.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just more careful when I.

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Speaker 2: Do it now. Sounds it sounds like you're the problem here.

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Speaker 2: You're more discreet, all right, Joan.

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Speaker 3: It's just a lot of fun speaking with you about

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Speaker 3: urinating in public.

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Speaker 1: Pants, yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am.

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Speaker 2: And blue Martini and the cheesecake factory.

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Speaker 1: Why can I say two things unrelated real quick?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely go right ahead.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I love you guys a show and

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Speaker 1: listen to you guys since about twenty eighteen CAF. I

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Speaker 1: never get you on in case I never get you

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Speaker 1: guys on the phone again. Two things, blue balls does exist?

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Speaker 1: And and and Gandhi. Yes, if you're getting a massage

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Speaker 1: and the masseuse dinger hits you in the head, he

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Speaker 1: absolutely knows that it's happening.

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Speaker 2: I was targeted. I was targeted. You are definitely a

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Speaker 2: wise man. Yes, I love you. Thanks to listen to us.

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Speaker 2: You have a great day.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you too.

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Speaker 2: Thank you guys. If that's what he's taken away from

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Speaker 2: our show, its stress full of information, good time after party,