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Speaker 1: Oh man, I love you for Love and Punishment so much.

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Speaker 2: You get a full hour of this glorious podcast right now.

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and you found

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Speaker 1: the full show. We're about to get it started.

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Speaker 2: We got a great awkward Tuesday phone call today, really funny,

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Speaker 1: You know, we've got good things planned for you. But

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Speaker 1: first let's get to some comments.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, this one says, hey, crew, my name is

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Speaker 3: Ben and I'm from Montana and just wanted to tell.

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Speaker 1: Brooke go, Cats Go. How did you read that?

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Speaker 3: Oh that's why he said, she'll know what that means

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Speaker 3: with a winky phone.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get that. Little more books slander here.

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Speaker 3: He says he likes how brooknos all random trivia facts,

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Speaker 3: but then misses the science questions. He's a med student

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Speaker 3: and it kills him every time.

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Speaker 2: That you were a med student. No one's searching for

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Speaker 2: compliments there. But all right, you got a lot of

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Speaker 2: dumb trivia coming up here. This me looks smart and

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Speaker 2: you look dumb.

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Speaker 1: Cats. Sorry, it's like it's like a college rivalry. I

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Speaker 1: don't realize that's what I was getting myself into it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to negative cats, cats, all.

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Speaker 2: Cats, I don't like just the bobcats from Montana. That's

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Speaker 2: all Yeah, that's all all right.

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Speaker 1: I'm heated. But let's get this show started.

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Speaker 5: Every company needs a fun, catchy tagline that kind of

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Speaker 5: sums up their whole vibe, and a list just came

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Speaker 5: out of suggested slogans for different places and products suggest like,

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Speaker 5: for example, hot Pockets. Every bite is a different temperature

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Speaker 5: Uber Strangers, but with star ratings Broke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 5: the morning, We're late, No sad because it's true. Now

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Speaker 5: we gotta do w C I I. Which clip is it?

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Speaker 5: Two viral soundbites from the internet and only enough time

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Speaker 5: to play one of them.

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Speaker 6: Let's get right to you choices.

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Speaker 5: Your first option is a thirty second clip of a

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Speaker 5: cat named Badu singing the blues while his owner plays guitar.

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Speaker 7: You might find out.

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Speaker 5: Or option two is another musical animal who's in a

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Speaker 5: bad headspace parent named Snowball. He's whistling. Another one bites

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Speaker 5: the dust outside of a crematorium, so he's doing it

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Speaker 5: all over town. I'm telling you, what's it gonna be?

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Speaker 5: Feline blues or a van muse Alexi?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: No, surprise there, Brooke.

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Speaker 2: Jeff, you are making the parrot more desperate as the

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Speaker 2: day goes by. I'm definitely going with a feline, all right.

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Speaker 5: We're going with the depressed cat over the depressed parrot.

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Speaker 7: Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Because it's obviously hungry.

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Speaker 6: Get him some valium. He's in a dark space right now.

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Speaker 1: I know that's therapy right there. That's what that is.

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Speaker 5: You know that was which toy of is it? Now

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Speaker 5: We're gonna move on to an even more depressing segment,

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Speaker 5: the shock collar question of the day. No amount of

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Speaker 5: blues will pull us out of our deep, deep spiral,

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Speaker 5: except for maybe Jake's question something give us some positivity here.

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Speaker 9: I'm deep down in there with you. But today we

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Speaker 9: celebrate the birthday of the one, the only James Catter.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 9: He's a real person. He's not a Southern fisherman with

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Speaker 9: a misleading tinder bio. But Old Catfish was a baseball

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Speaker 9: legend back in the sixties and seventies for five World

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Speaker 9: Series and in the nickname Catfish thanks to his passion

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Speaker 9: for hunting during the games, not during the game.

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Speaker 6: Wow, he would hunt the fish with guns.

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Speaker 9: And he's not the only sports star who had a

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Speaker 9: honor of Catfish Hunter, we're playing a special insane in

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Speaker 9: the Nickname Edition.

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Speaker 5: Twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 9: I love yeah, you guys, say number one through twenty.

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Speaker 9: I'll give you the full name of a famous athlete,

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Speaker 9: what sport they played. Sport they could be from a

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Speaker 9: professional sports league, the Olympics, or other competitive events. Just

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Speaker 9: start with the woman known as Alexis gas tank could

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Speaker 9: all always be fuller.

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Speaker 4: Alexis, how about a number twenty?

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Speaker 9: Alexi's great choice. Again, you are receiving no help from

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Speaker 9: the round helped Drake because you're getting none of it today.

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Speaker 9: I will tell you, though, your athlete is William the

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Speaker 9: Refrigerator Perry. What sports did he play? And here's some

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Speaker 9: help Alexis, he wasn't a figure skater.

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Speaker 3: Because yeah, the cold Okay, that's why. Maybe the refrigerator

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Speaker 3: sounds like familiar something we've talked about on here.

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Speaker 1: But I have no idea. Why why would you.

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Speaker 6: Even be called We're not allowed to help him?

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Speaker 3: Well, why would be talking about it only because baseball

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Speaker 3: season is happening.

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Speaker 9: Refrigerator, Perry Alexis said, baseball in happening, it was actually football. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: William was a three hundred plus pound NFL line I

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Speaker 9: literally the size of a fridge.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: They called him the refrigerator because they looked like a Brook.

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Speaker 9: It's your turn, twenties off the board, fifteen Brook. Your

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Speaker 9: athlete is George the Stork Gervin.

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Speaker 5: What sports did he play?

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Speaker 4: The stork?

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Speaker 1: The histork?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I instantly go to basketball because it's like

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, in shuffle board, aren't the little pucks

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Speaker 5: called babies? So he'd be delivering the baby as the

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Speaker 5: stork in shuffle Is that?

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Speaker 5: I did not know that.

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Speaker 4: I really did not know that it.

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Speaker 5: Would make sense.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with basketball.

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Speaker 9: Brook says, the stork played basketball, was tall and lanky

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Speaker 9: and kind of like a giant bird. Okay, Jose, twenty

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Speaker 9: and fifteen have been taken.

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Speaker 5: Let's go seven, Jose.

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Speaker 9: Your athlete is Ron wrong Way Coleman. Now what racing

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Speaker 9: circuit of sport did he participate?

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Speaker 12: I was gonna say he's gotta be some type of racer,

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Speaker 12: but I would assume it's not a car race, because

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Speaker 12: that would almost be difficult to go the wrong way.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking it a marathon. How do you go back?

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Speaker 5: It could be a food race where he eats the

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey, you are not helping anyone.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's faces.

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Speaker 5: How does he wait every time?

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Speaker 12: I'm immediately assuming it's the speed skating.

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Speaker 2: That's not because like there's different strategies.

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Speaker 12: Some people start and go all their energy at once

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Speaker 12: He was like some Olympic speed skater.

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Speaker 9: Jose said, speed skating, that is. Ron Coleman was a

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Speaker 9: football player famous for scoring a touchdown for.

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Speaker 4: The other team, picked up a fumble.

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Speaker 9: And ran the wrong way backwards. Took him a while

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Speaker 5: Stayed one moment.

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Speaker 6: Never lives it down.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey, were down to you. You need to get this

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Speaker 9: right to keep the game going. Number eight eight, Jeffery,

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Speaker 9: your athlete is Bob butter Bean Love. I know who

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Speaker 9: this is, so I can't help what sports and Butterbean playing.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what a butterbean even is.

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Speaker 1: A butterbean. It's white and roundish looks.

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Speaker 5: He looks like a butter bean.

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Speaker 2: It's like cute, you know, like you would nickname a

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Speaker 2: baby butter bean. Babies kind of look like a little

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Speaker 5: Babies are shuffleboard like a baby.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I would guess that this man, I don't

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Speaker 1: got a bald head.

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Speaker 5: Yes he does. Well, if it's a guy, an old

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Speaker 5: guy with a bald head, it's gotta go back to

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Speaker 5: shuffle board again. Shut give me shuffle board.

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Speaker 9: Every he says shuffle board. That is incorrect. Jose boxing

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Speaker 9: also incorrect. There was a famous boxer named Butterbean, a

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Speaker 9: different butter His name was Eric Eshnott. Bob Butterbean loved

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Speaker 9: played professional basketball. The not to be confused with rotund

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Speaker 1: There's so many butters.

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Speaker 5: Study your butterbeans for next time.

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Speaker 9: When we play tlenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: So I won, Brook is the one who won. She

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Speaker 5: gets to choose who gets shocked while singing take me

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Speaker 5: out to the ball game, all right.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey will go with you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why just because you look like you should get shocked?

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Speaker 1: Today one of them. Yeah, you started off real low.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this will give you a happier moment.

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Speaker 5: All right, this is my blue song. Take me out

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Speaker 5: to the ball again. Oh God, that's.

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Speaker 6: Shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 5: It can't get any worse from here, can't it?

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Speaker 6: Phonetawn coming up right.

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Speaker 11: After this, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Lawyers spend years studying for the bar exam. Doctors spend

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Speaker 5: years in medical school learning everything about the human body.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and our own brook Fox.

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Speaker 5: She has spent her entire adult life cramming completely useless

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Speaker 5: information into her slightly undersized brain. Not her fault, not

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Speaker 5: her fault, genetics, Okay, it's a family issue.

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Speaker 2: A big head though, Yeah, I mean, honestly, this is

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Speaker 2: a large hat size.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but inside it's kind of like one of those

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Speaker 1: But rattling around, we're not.

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Speaker 5: Getting into that. It's sure she may not know anything

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Speaker 5: about calculus or anything about maritime law or how to

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Speaker 5: about carrots.

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Speaker 1: AM CPR certified.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not gonna help. Hopefully for her, she gets

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Speaker 5: at least one of those carrot questions in a brand

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Speaker 5: It's coming up. Tanya is a return player to game today.

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Speaker 5: She's oh one and one against you all times. So

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Speaker 5: we asked her, how are you gonna do it? How

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Speaker 5: are you gonna beat Brooke today? And Tanya says she's

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Speaker 5: gonna take you down with her quick wit, hey happy

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Speaker 5: commentary to bring Brook to her knees. And I don't

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Speaker 5: normally do this, but Tanya, I'm gonna give you the

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Speaker 5: advantage Obert Brooke today by just letting you get out

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Speaker 5: some of that quick wit. Right now, Let's drop the music,

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Speaker 5: and Tanya, you pretend that Brooke is scowling at you

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Speaker 5: through her big glasses.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm giving you a mean look right now, Tanya,

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Speaker 2: unleash the wit.

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Speaker 13: I have nothing.

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Speaker 5: You're not even good enough to get a comment from her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that's what it was. Her hat.

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Speaker 1: You do have me smiling now, you really turned that

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Speaker 6: Okay, that could be a strategy right there.

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Speaker 14: Well, you know, I'm I'm pretty sure that Brook spends

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Speaker 14: a lot more time reading things on the internet than

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Speaker 14: I do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, is that an insulder a compliment. I don't know.

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Speaker 5: You can read. Oh my god, Tony, she is so

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Speaker 6: Now let's get to the game.

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Speaker 5: Here her Tanya, she might actually be crying so someone

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Speaker 4: Hiroh My god, I'm strong?

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Speaker 5: Was strong with this one today, all right back in

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Speaker 6: It was fire.

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Speaker 5: Now it says on my screen or that Tanya is

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Speaker 5: What do you like about rock climbing, Tanya?

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Speaker 13: I like that as challenging. I like to challenge myself physically.

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Speaker 5: I work out a lot, to do a lot.

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Speaker 14: Of weight training, and I like shadow boxing, and rock

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Speaker 5: which Atlanta Braves player broke Babe roots all time home

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Speaker 5: According to the song, what flying mythical creature lived in

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Speaker 6: What president is on the five dollars?

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Speaker 5: What is the capital city? Of Egypt, Cairo. That's it.

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Speaker 5: both did with Jose.

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Speaker 4: I, drink your milkshake, fight, drink it up.

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Speaker 1: Donya, you got four corrections.

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Speaker 4: D me Brook, you did it.

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Speaker 5: You witted Brook, and you took home a victory for yourself.

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Speaker 5: Well done. Yeah, yay, okay.

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Speaker 6: Let's go over the answers for everybody.

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Speaker 1: First, one is gonna kill me when I hear it.

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Speaker 5: Atlanta Braves player who broke Babe Bruce all time home

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Speaker 5: run record was Hank Aaron. Yes, Tanya. Tanya remembered it

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Speaker 5: Ended was seven hundred and fifty five all time. The

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Speaker 5: According to the song, the mythical creature that flew and

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Speaker 5: or as Brooke called it, Puffed the record trolley.

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Speaker 14: You know, if you listen to that full song, it

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Speaker 1: It is really really sad. It makes me cry. Actually,

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Speaker 1: it's about how he grows up and he loses his

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Speaker 4: Yeah, smoking the green the nose.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I always thought it was a metaphor. No, no,

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Speaker 5: So congratulations, Tanya, you beat brook You get one hundred dollars,

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Speaker 5: and just for playing, we're also giving you twenty five

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Speaker 2: I was joke scolling at you at the beginning of this,

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Speaker 14: That's you still got me beat overall, So still good

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Speaker 14: about that?

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Speaker 16: About that?

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Speaker 1: It's one one and one.

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Speaker 4: You should go rock climbing with her.

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Speaker 9: Today and beat her at that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be your ballet.

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Speaker 2: How does that sound, He truss me.

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Speaker 4: That sounds cool.

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Speaker 6: Look for the story in the news tomorrow.

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Speaker 13: Noisom on mountains.

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Speaker 5: Good luck out there, and time you come back and

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Speaker 11: Soon Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: When you get caught in a lie, you pretty much

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Speaker 1: That's probably the good thing you should.

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Speaker 5: Or or you can double down and go even farther

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Speaker 5: Half acknowledgement there. Well. One of our listeners says he

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Speaker 5: You're gonna hear it in a brand new mass speaker

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Speaker 5: coming up right after this confession. I can't take back

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Speaker 5: El Mouse Speaker Texas seventy eighty five nine two says,

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Speaker 5: Look the good news is you're not alone because on

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Speaker 6: And then we'll store them forever in our.

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Speaker 5: Show data bank to laugh at and remember for years

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Speaker 5: to come.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's always a podcast for other people to

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Speaker 5: That's right. Plus you stay anonymous for it because we

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Speaker 6: So Donnie, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 15: Hey, thanks for.

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Speaker 11: Having me on.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you actually a ninety eight year

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Speaker 6: We would never be able to tell.

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Speaker 5: Ye, Ques, change is making you sound younger. Yeah, voice

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Speaker 5: changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 5: let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 8: Okay, So I don't skip work very often, but occasionally

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Speaker 8: I'll call in six quote unquote and I'll take a

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, sure, yeah, you know I'll.

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Speaker 8: Go out and go see a movie or I'll just

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm so jealous. No, Brook, not jealous,

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Speaker 6: I am.

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Speaker 2: It's just like our show is different, you know, like

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Speaker 2: it because I don't want to disappoint you all. If

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Speaker 5: Ever, Yeah, we're all envious of you that you're able

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Speaker 5: to do that. That sounds actually kind of cool.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Man, Well I have.

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Speaker 8: A bit of a different feeling about my coworkers than

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Speaker 11: Right.

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Speaker 8: So, while back one of the skip days, a couple

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Speaker 6: Okay, it's fun.

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Speaker 8: Yeah. So we're on the course and we're just drinking

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Speaker 8: We're doing like stupid golf cart races, just being stupid.

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Speaker 4: You're ruckus on the golf course.

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Speaker 8: And well it went bad. So one of my friends

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, break anything.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I broke my ankle.

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Speaker 9: Oh wow.

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Speaker 8: So we had to go to the hospital, right, and

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Speaker 1: This is great though, because now you're not lying about

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Speaker 4: He didn't called in.

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Speaker 8: Well I had to explain this to my wife.

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Speaker 4: Well, you didn't tell you were going golfing.

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Speaker 8: No, I would not be allowed to go golfing again.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sounds like a fun wife.

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Speaker 5: Well I don't think like, hey, honey, I skipped work

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Speaker 5: This will lead to.

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Speaker 12: This question where it's like, what else are you lying

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Speaker 4: Are you going others?

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Speaker 1: I look at it differently.

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Speaker 2: It's fill in your bucket so that you can do

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Speaker 4: You know that's actually smart.

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Speaker 6: Okay, So you didn't want to tell her the truth?

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Speaker 8: No, So when she asked, of course, I told her

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Speaker 1: Work though, right, y'all hot start and.

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Speaker 8: I stepped in and I stopped it, and then the

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Speaker 5: He attacked me, and he stepped on.

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Speaker 3: Because it's your wife, she knows you probably did just

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Speaker 4: All those of you.

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Speaker 1: You're right, Jose, all those muggers that go for the ankles.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, did she she bought it?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 8: But that's not the worst thing that isn't already done.

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Speaker 8: I also lied to the police.

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Speaker 1: Why were the police involved?

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Speaker 8: She makes me file a police report about the incident.

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Speaker 1: Police didn't out you.

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Speaker 8: The police bought it too.

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Speaker 5: What did you tell them?

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Speaker 8: I told them everything that I told my wife, and

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Speaker 8: they asked me.

454
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Speaker 13: To describe what the mugger looked like.

455
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Speaker 8: And I like panicked in the moment, and I just

456
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Speaker 8: started describing a neighbor of mine that lives three doors.

457
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 5: Cameras in your building.

458
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Speaker 1: I mean, his name's Randy and he lives in the

459
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Speaker 1: blue house.

460
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Speaker 8: Well, I mean I didn't tell him it was him

461
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,120
Speaker 8: that was who I described as the purpose.

462
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 5: Okay, you gave his physical description.

463
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 12: If I remember making up a criminal, I think I'm gonna.

464
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,120
Speaker 5: Go with Brook.

465
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 12: I'm gonna be like, yeah.

466
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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you just say it? Didn't get a look

467
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Speaker 1: at his face or he had a mask on.

468
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Speaker 4: I came from behind.

469
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Speaker 1: You are the worst liar.

470
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I've never done this before. It's real easy to

471
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Speaker 8: Monday morning quarterback this night.

472
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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: God, okay, So now you've gosh, you've lied to your

474
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Speaker 5: wife and to the police.

475
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 4: Did this help you? Maybe she's like my husband they here.

476
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 2: You gotta be careful though, because she'd bring the story

477
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 2: up at any work function or with a coworker, you

478
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 2: know what I mean, like.

479
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Speaker 8: That you have, Yes, she still does that.

480
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Speaker 5: We go out.

481
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Speaker 8: She's so proud of me. She's tell him the time

482
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Speaker 8: about the time he stopped the mugger. And so I

483
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,199
Speaker 8: have to get up in front of a crowd of

484
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Speaker 8: people and tell this lie.

485
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 12: Oh well, there's gonna be a real mugging happening somewhere,

486
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 12: and your wife is gonna be like, honey, get him.

487
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 4: Don't worry everyone. He's a pro at this.

488
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Speaker 2: Actually, it's too painful after the broken Yeah.

489
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Speaker 6: How do you feel about it?

490
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Speaker 8: Well, I mean, I'm just it's kind of embarrassed because

491
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 8: the truth is I just got drunk with my friends

492
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 8: and got run over by a health I.

493
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Speaker 1: Think you should be more than kind of embarrassed.

494
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, does it feel better being able to finally

495
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 5: get it off your chest?

496
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 15: Though?

497
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 8: It feels pretty good.

498
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 2: I bet you know that one of your drunk, dumb

499
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 2: friends is going to out you one day, just so.

500
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:22,160
Speaker 8: You Hopefully the statute of limitations is passed by.

501
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 6: That point if they didn't just go for their ankles.

502
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 5: It's the week.

503
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,959
Speaker 6: The text ind to seven eight five nine too.

504
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 5: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

505
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 5: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

506
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 5: you our next mass speaker.

507
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 6: Your phone TAP's coming.

508
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 11: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

509
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,919
Speaker 5: Today, We're gonna prank a substitute teacher who goes around

510
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,120
Speaker 5: to different districts and fills in at elementary schools as

511
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 5: an art teacher.

512
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Speaker 2: So I thought you were just going to explain to

513
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Speaker 2: us what a substitute teacher was for a second time.

514
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 5: Particularly this guy. His girlfriend reached out and said, lately

515
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:58,160
Speaker 5: he's been having some strange experiences, mainly with other school staff.

516
00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 14: Oh.

517
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Speaker 1: Interesting, That's why I'm.

518
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 5: To pose as the vice principal of the new school

519
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 5: that he's attending tomorrow to go over our game plan

520
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 5: and make it just a little bit weird in your phone.

521
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 5: Tap right now? Hello, Hi, this is Vice Principal Thomas

522
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 5: Dugan from Elementary. Oh, it's Jeremy.

523
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 15: Right, yeah, I'm already calling because I'm I am subbing

524
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 15: there later.

525
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 6: Have you heard the joke?

526
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,479
Speaker 5: Why did the substitute teacher bring a ladder to class? Uh?

527
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 5: Huh so he could reach his students? That's fine, Yes,

528
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 5: it's trademarked.

529
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 6: You can't use that one.

530
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we are super happy that you're joining us,

531
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 5: of course. And look, I'm sure you've already heard all

532
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 5: about in the news what happened to our last art teacher,

533
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 5: mister Klein.

534
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,239
Speaker 15: So sorry, I didn't hear anything. I just thought it

535
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 15: was just a regular like he just needed a day off.

536
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 5: It's a lot more than a day off. It's like

537
00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 5: he's taken his career off.

538
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 15: What like?

539
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 5: Have you heard of the show Breaking Bad?

540
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 15: I'm familiar with Breaking Bad.

541
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what happened, except he was cooking paint cookie

542
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,120
Speaker 5: What do you mean cooking?

543
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 15: I mean that movie is about messages talking about what

544
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 15: do you mean cooking?

545
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 5: Date? He was like selling tainted paint to middle schoolers

546
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 5: and got into some turf war with an art teacher

547
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 5: from another school. It got really ugly. But again, you

548
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 5: can read all about it. It's in the news.

549
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 15: Okay, well google it gets.

550
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 5: Apparently Netflix is going to interview a few folks tomorrow

551
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 5: about it for some docu series.

552
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,360
Speaker 15: Old, No, you're wait, are you serious? Netflix is going

553
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 15: to be at the school.

554
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're they're in talks with us to do some

555
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 5: sort of series called Brushing bad.

556
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 15: Oh my god.

557
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a whole to do. It doesn't really involve you,

558
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 5: so you don't have to worry about it. It's just

559
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 5: nice to get back to normal and have an art

560
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 5: teacher who's not on FBI's Most Wanted So thank you.

561
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 15: He was on the FBI list again.

562
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 6: You know that's in the past.

563
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:02,479
Speaker 5: So the reason in from my call today is because

564
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 5: Pickles got loose.

565
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 15: Well what's Who's what is Pickles?

566
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 11: Oh?

567
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 5: Okay, they didn't tell you about it. Okay, So Pickles

568
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 5: is the invisible emotional support hamster for the art class.

569
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 15: Invisible what are you talking about?

570
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, why are you laughing?

571
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 15: Because I don't understand what you mean by I've heard

572
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 15: of animals and classrooms like a hamster, but you just

573
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 15: said he's an emotional hamster, emotional support Hanster. But then

574
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 15: you said he was invisible.

575
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, apparently mister Klein invented him one day when

576
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 5: he got too close to the fumes and the paint

577
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 5: mixers was born.

578
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 15: What is going on in What is going on in

579
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 15: his classroom is so?

580
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 5: I mean the kids, this is the big issue. The

581
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 5: kids all loved Pickles, but.

582
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Speaker 15: Doesn't sound like he Pickles was so okay.

583
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 5: Mister Klein got into a mood, said he ran out

584
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Speaker 5: the door one day. So we've had to come up

585
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 5: with a plan to kind of deal with this. And

586
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:57,360
Speaker 5: that's where you come in.

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00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 15: Well, I'm just planning on coming there and teaching.

588
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 5: Well yeah, but also a little bit more because when

589
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,239
Speaker 5: you're about halfway into your first class, you'll hear an

590
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 5: announcement over the loud speaker and I'm gonna play a

591
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 5: car crash sound effect. Why, well, I'll get to that

592
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 5: because I'm gonna be in the background. You'll hear me saying,

593
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 5: oh no, no, Pickles, And I want you to take

594
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 5: the whole class and run out into the parking lot.

595
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 15: Why would I do that?

596
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,199
Speaker 5: And I'll be out there on my knees, sobbing in

597
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 5: front of a car tire and then we can finally

598
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 5: be done with that whole chapter.

599
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 15: This seems insane.

600
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 5: I feel like, are you upset because I'm the one

601
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 5: that's gonna be holding him? Like, if you want to

602
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 5: be the hero, you can't hold him, But then you're

603
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 5: gonna have to try mouth to mouth on him to

604
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 5: try and save his life.

605
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 16: I'm not doing mouth to mouth on a fake emotional

606
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 16: support animal.

607
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 5: Oh look, I'll level with you. A lot of parents

608
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 5: are upset that a drugged out art teacher created an

609
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 5: invisible glory hamster. So we have to put an end.

610
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 16: To Ito's a lot that I'm stepping into. I thought

611
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 16: I was just subbing in to be the art teacher.

612
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 5: For a day. Well you are, and now that you're

613
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 5: part of the school, you need to help us with

614
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 5: the messaging to the children. So just look shocked and

615
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 5: scream pickles in horror. Can you do that?

616
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 8: No?

617
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 5: I can't, No, I can't, I.

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00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 15: Can't do this. This is I'm sorry. This is not

619
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 15: a good match, are you?

620
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 5: Because your girlfriend Kat said that you would be a

621
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:26,959
Speaker 5: perfect match for this.

622
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 15: What what do you mean my girlfriend? Cat? Why did

623
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 15: you talk to my girlfriend.

624
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 5: At least she said you'd be a perfect match for

625
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 5: this prank phone call where the radio show Brook and

626
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 5: Jeffrey pranks you even without huffing a bunch of paint.

627
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 5: I think it works. Yeah, my name is jeff from

628
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

629
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Speaker 6: We're doing a phone tap on you.

630
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 5: Man. Yeah, dude, your girlfriend Kat said that you're stubbing

631
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 5: in at a new school and you've already had a

632
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 5: few weird experiences.

633
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 15: Oh my god, it's good.

634
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 5: She wanted us to give you the craziest one yet.

635
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 15: Well, you had me going. I mean, oh my gosh.

636
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 5: I can't believe you're not willing to run out into

637
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 5: the parking lot and screen pickles.

638
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 6: Until you brush bad.

639
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 15: Oh I hope not.

640
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with fun tabs weekday mornings on

641
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 2: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

642
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 5: How far would you go to help out a friend?

643
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: Oh, well, it depends.

644
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 5: Would you steal for them?

645
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: Yeah?

646
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 6: Would you lie for them?

647
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

648
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 7: I don't know.

649
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 5: Would you cheat with their significant other and capture it

650
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 5: on a secret camera to go back and show them?

651
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 6: I told you he is no good?

652
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 2: Oh?

653
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 5: Seven times that night?

654
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 2: You did it out of a good place Yes, why

655
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 2: did you keep wait seven times?

656
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 11: Yes?

657
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 5: Just to prove how bad he yes? Well, one of

658
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 5: our listeners says she has to do one of those

659
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 5: things because she is in a tough spot thought the

660
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 5: husband one her friend has requested that she tell maybe

661
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,719
Speaker 5: the biggest lie of her entire life, and if she

662
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 5: doesn't do it right, it could come back and ruin

663
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:19,719
Speaker 5: her friend's career. Oh so you'll hear why she needs

664
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 5: to do this with our help in your brand new

665
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 5: awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. It's awkward.

666
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 11: It's Tuesday.

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00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 4: It's an awkward Tuesday phone call.

668
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 6: It's an unfortunate fact that people.

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Speaker 5: Lie all the time.

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00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: No, they don't.

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00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 5: I see what she did there. Yeah, that was a

672
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 5: lie that wasn't true. So some lies are really bad,

673
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 5: but some are kind of harmless.

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00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, some are necessary to be honest.

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00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, depending on the situation necessary.

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00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 5: But for example, where would this one rank. I'll say

677
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 5: the statement? You tell me how bad it is? Okay,

678
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 5: Brooke tells her family and friends she went to an

679
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 5: accredited college.

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, keep the story going. I wouldn't change it if

682
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 5: I was you either. You're in way too deep now,

683
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 5: But I think.

684
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 12: She was just like a hillbilly in Montana for three

685
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 12: years and just told everyone she.

686
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 9: Was out of college.

687
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 6: Pretty much.

688
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 5: I understand why she twists the truth a little bit,

689
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 5: but even Brooks web of deceit isn't as bad as

690
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 5: the one our listener Lourie finds herself caught in today.

691
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: Where's your degree? From? Laurie?

692
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 6: Laurie, Welcome to the show?

693
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 13: Hi, thank you?

694
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: H Are you feeling bad?

695
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 5: Yeah?

696
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 13: I mean my friend put me in a really awkward position?

697
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 5: Who lied in this situation? You were your friend?

698
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 13: My friend lied in this situation.

699
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: Oh, and then expected you to cover Maybe why what happened?

700
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

701
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 13: So she put me down as a reference on her

702
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 13: job resume without telling me.

703
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 4: Oh oh god, Oh no.

704
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: I mean if she would have asked, what would you

705
00:32:58,880 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: have said?

706
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 2: I mean, you'd have to lie. That's one of those

707
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 2: necessariized you'd have to say, okay, but you.

708
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, Like if I just got a random call right

709
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 12: now and it was like Brooke Fox is applying, would

710
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 12: you I would cover for you.

711
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: I totally would like you just like got you just

712
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: tell your friends? If you put him as a redeh, you.

713
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 5: Would totally put Jose down on your resume.

714
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, ma'am, is he responsible?

715
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 5: Totally don't lie, broke, don't lie.

716
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: I would definitely use Jose as my reference.

717
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 12: Oh man, never getting a job with Brooke as a friend.

718
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 5: So, Laurie, your friend didn't warn you that she.

719
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 6: Was doing this.

720
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 13: No, So I didn't really know anything about it. But

721
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 13: I did get a random voice noil yesterday.

722
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: Okay, voice that's good. Yeah, so went to voice will.

723
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, but it was like some guy at a company.

724
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 13: He said, if he wants to talk to me about

725
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 13: my friend, he wants to ask me a few questions.

726
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 13: So like, again, like I didn't know about this. So

727
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 13: I reached out to my friend and I'm like, what

728
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 13: the heck, Like what did you do?

729
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 5: Yeah?

730
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 13: And she was really sorry, like she didn't realize they

731
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 13: would actually call the references. I guess or she would

732
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 13: have told me.

733
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 5: So yeah, okay, I'm kind of I didn't realize that

734
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 5: people actually called the references.

735
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: I mean, you never felt.

736
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 4: Like they did.

737
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 3: I definitely worked in jobs where they told me that

738
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 3: they don't.

739
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 5: It's more like, do you have three friends?

740
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 4: Because if you don't, Yeah.

741
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 2: I mean it's pretty bad if you put down somebody

742
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 2: as a reference and they don't give a good referral.

743
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 5: That's why I didn't put my mom down as a referenda. Yeah,

744
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,240
Speaker 5: it's too risky. So do you know did your friend

745
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 5: put you down as like a past employer, like a

746
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 5: professional reference. Yes, not as a friend, not as a friend.

747
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 1: Did you actually.

748
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 4: Okay, did you work with her?

749
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:42,879
Speaker 8: No?

750
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 13: She absolutely lied about it.

751
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 7: Oh god, that's a lie.

752
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: I don't why you guys are I thought everyone does this.

753
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: I think I check my references for this job. It

754
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: was probably my friend. If someone called your friends, you

755
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: would have been outed in five seconds.

756
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 5: I feel like it might be a generational thing where

757
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 5: everyone in Alexis's generation doesn't really like know about that

758
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 5: or how it works.

759
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

760
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, the falls thunders, Yeah all falls under the same category.

761
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 5: So now, Laurie, it sounds like you're in kind of

762
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 5: a tough position, like what are you what are you

763
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 5: wanting to do?

764
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 13: Well? I don't know, Like I call my friend. She's

765
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 13: kind of begging me to call this boss person back

766
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 13: and just like answer the questions and say nice things

767
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 13: about her. But like I'm over here, like are you crazy?

768
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 13: Because Okay, here's the worst part in the reference. It

769
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 13: says that I'm a fluent French speaker.

770
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 1: Why why would it say that?

771
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 13: Because it's like an international brand manager job in branding,

772
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 13: So I don't speak friends, I don't want to speak it.

773
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 13: I mean, I don't really know what I was going

774
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 13: to say, Like do I just call this boss person

775
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 13: and do it? Like I need help?

776
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 4: Wait, you you do want to call the boss? I

777
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,879
Speaker 4: thought you're calling your friend here.

778
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: She can't change your reference if she wants the job.

779
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 6: God, So you're the.

780
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 5: Boss has reached out like asking to have this conversation.

781
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 12: So we're about to make a professional reference phone call,

782
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 12: but we're gonna be on the other line, like the

783
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 12: boss will know.

784
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 13: I know, you play the awkward sound effect. So I think,

785
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 13: like I'll just hang up and then you guys.

786
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 15: Just hit it.

787
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 5: I mean, Laurie, if the boss busts you and realizes

788
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 5: that you aren't really one of your friend's past employers

789
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 5: and we should probably jump on to try and help

790
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 5: you and your friend.

791
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think I need help.

792
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 6: What about you and me?

793
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 12: Quick French lesson in the next three minutes? Why you

794
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 12: don't know any friends?

795
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,720
Speaker 5: If it makes you feel any better, Lorie we're radio

796
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 5: hosts and we barely speak English, so you'll probably be

797
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 5: able to get something passable by when we come back

798
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 5: and give you our advice. Then let you give a

799
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 5: reference to your a professional reference for your friend.

800
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,080
Speaker 1: This is such a.

801
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 5: Love it every awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. Okay,

802
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 5: hold on, it's awkward. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. We've

803
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 5: done a lot of awkward calls on this show, never

804
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 5: one like this before, though, where our listener Laurie has

805
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 5: asked us to assist in giving a professional job reference

806
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 5: for her friend, and there's a few problems with it. One,

807
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 5: Laurie has never actually worked with her friend in any

808
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 5: professional capacity before, so that's a lie. Also, the reference

809
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 5: implies that she's a fluent French speaker, which is not

810
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,959
Speaker 5: true at all, so hopefully the call doesn't even go there.

811
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,359
Speaker 5: But Laurie wants to know how do we help her

812
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 5: fake it to make it sound legit, And luckily, Brooke

813
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 5: fakes it every couple of nights, or at least her

814
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 5: husband does, so Brook, Fake Brook. We need your fake

815
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 5: wisdom here, as laur do.

816
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 2: If she asks you to speak French, you just tell

817
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 2: her you're own a French fast. Maybe you gave up

818
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 2: the language for lent. Maybe it was attracted too many men.

819
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 2: You just start taking a break from French right now.

820
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 5: It's too many carbs in the French language.

821
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just are just can't do it right now?

822
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so lock that nugget into your mind. Jose

823
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 5: what advice do you have for Laurie.

824
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 12: You need to set the expectation that you don't have

825
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 12: a lot of time here, all right, you got this

826
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,479
Speaker 12: whole thing's got to be quick.

827
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: Remember you're important.

828
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 4: You're important.

829
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 12: You got some other billion dollar corporation you're running right now.

830
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 5: You own Costco or something, right, Yeah, because I think

831
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 5: the longer that you stay on the phone, the more

832
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 5: you open yourself up to the opportunity to be found

833
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 5: out as a fraud.

834
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,240
Speaker 1: That's sure.

835
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 13: Yeah, I really want to help my friend. I want

836
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 13: this to work out. Okay, So I just want to

837
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 13: get in and get out without crying or boy.

838
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: Oh no, don't cry. You can't cry.

839
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 6: That's called the Brook Anniversary Special.

840
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,720
Speaker 5: My friend is so sweet.

841
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 13: I'm really nervous. I think we should just like hurry and.

842
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 11: Just do this.

843
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 5: Okay, my dial the number is really fast. And we'll

844
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 5: jump in if you feel like you need help, but

845
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 5: we won't.

846
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 17: You've got this, okay, okay, okay, Hello, Hi is this Philip.

847
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 15: Speaking?

848
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,839
Speaker 10: Who's this Hi?

849
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 13: My name is mariy Ca. I'm a reference for Jamie.

850
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 13: You called me yesterday and let's a message.

851
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 10: Oh yes, thank you so much for getting back to me.

852
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 13: Yeah, of course, I mean, I'm happy to try and

853
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 13: help with I can. I just I don't have a

854
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 13: lot of time. I'm a very busy, busy person with

855
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 13: a lot of responsibilities.

856
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 10: Totally understand. This shouldn't take long at all.

857
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 13: Great, So what can I say? Jamie is a fantastic person,

858
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 13: a good worker, and I'd hire this.

859
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 10: Oh okay, I haven't asked any questions yet.

860
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 13: Oh that's you know. I just wanted to let you

861
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 13: know if you have specific questions, you even ask me.

862
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 13: But that's you know, she's a great hire.

863
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,760
Speaker 10: That's great information to know. But let's just go ahead

864
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,280
Speaker 10: and jump in and start with the first question.

865
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 13: Okay, Sure, I do have a meeting that's coming up soon,

866
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 13: so if I have.

867
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 10: To jump we'll take no time at all. So she

868
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 10: was a little vague about her international sales experience. It

869
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 10: was just a little unclear. Yeah.

870
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 13: Well, in my experience, I had her doing sales internationally

871
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 13: because she was just so good at them domestically, and

872
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 13: I was like, you know, let's supersize it and take

873
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 13: it overseas. So she did it and it was it

874
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 13: was great.

875
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 10: Uh, Okay, that doesn't give me a ton of specifics.

876
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 15: This sales role.

877
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 10: She would be interacting with people from other cultures pretty frequently.

878
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 10: And it says here on her resume that she speaks French,

879
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 10: and she mentioned that you had spoken French too, pretty frequently.

880
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 10: And so what is the level of expertise would.

881
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 15: You say that she has?

882
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean I know that she is she is

883
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 13: an expert fluent in French, but I do believe she

884
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 13: said that she's giving it up for lents, so she's

885
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 13: probably not going to be able to speak it to

886
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 13: you for at least ninety days.

887
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 10: So if she if she's using French for her job,

888
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 10: she's not gonna be able to use it for ninety days.

889
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 13: I yeah, I don't. I don't want to push her.

890
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 13: I don't want to, you know, I know, it's a

891
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 13: it's a personal religious choice.

892
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 15: Okay.

893
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 13: Oh, and did you know that she was the one

894
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 13: in charge of sella McDonald's fries over in France.

895
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 10: Like like French fries French.

896
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 13: Yeah, but but she came up with the whole advertisement

897
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 13: saying like they look like any begets.

898
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 10: Okay, that is interesting. I've absolutely never heard of that

899
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 10: one before ever.

900
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,320
Speaker 13: Oh you never, You've never heard of that. That's crazy.

901
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 13: I actually, well, I call her uh Letree and Tampagente.

902
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,720
Speaker 10: The three intelligence exactly, yeah.

903
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 13: Because she is as smart as three people. But you know,

904
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 13: put into one body really inspired.

905
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 15: Okay.

906
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 13: I think, honestly, you really should just hire her. You

907
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 13: won't be sorry. She's got real main Assault Energy, big

908
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 13: Assault Energy.

909
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 15: Uh okay, okay.

910
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 13: I didn't even see the time I got to run.

911
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 10: Okay, I will take that into consideration. And thanks for

912
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 10: taking some time.

913
00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 13: Yeah, hopefully that was helpful talking you.

914
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was something all right, you two goodbye or what? Okay?

915
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 15: Thank you?

916
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 10: What?

917
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 1: He's gone right?

918
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 5: Yeah? He hung up the Lauria.

919
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:20,919
Speaker 6: You're still there?

920
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I did not.

921
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: Panic French fries mini baguettes.

922
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 13: I don't know, it seems interesting.

923
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 5: I think she was a little bit worried about the

924
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 5: French references and the thing over compensate.

925
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: You were on a French fast, No French.

926
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 12: Did you mention Fluffy the three headed dog from Harry

927
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 12: Potter somehow like the intelligence of three heads?

928
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually thought that was pretty good. Three people.

929
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 2: Actually, that was actually out of all the things she said, Okay,

930
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 2: most solid.

931
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm sorry, I really don't know what I was saying.

932
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 13: I got panicked and I like, I mean, I do something,

933
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 13: So I just threw in what I knew.

934
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 5: I think overall it's better than most of the reference

935
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 5: job interview things that happen, at least at the radio station.

936
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 2: It's not a good comparison. I'm saying, I don't have

937
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 2: professional people here.

938
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, it could have gone worse.

939
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: Okay, that man left so confused.

940
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, but maybe that builds the mystique or something.

941
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, the French drink.

942
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 5: Yes, what we did today is we put the pressure

943
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 5: on the second reference in her resume.

944
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is probably your best friend or her mom.

945
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:41,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, hopefully your friend has a good second person.

946
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 7: Yeah.

947
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, I guess I can say that I followed.

948
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,479
Speaker 16: Through you did.

949
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 5: I think you did it.

950
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 2: I think you need to tell her about the at

951
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 2: least the McDonald's campaign for French fries in baguette.

952
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: So if they ask her about it, she knows.

953
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean I'm definitely going to tell her. But

954
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 13: it does kind of look like it right.

955
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 2: Actually, comparison there, it's a long they should put back

956
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 2: the kids meals in France. I mean, we all know

957
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 2: that French fries come from France, right, Like, I don't know.

958
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 2: I didn't even really get what she made up there.

959
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 2: Was it just the campaign the marketing thing, or was.

960
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 13: It well she's an international sales effort, so of course.

961
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 5: Jump question Broye. Okay, Well, Jamie, the good news is

962
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 5: that you followed through on your promise to your friend.

963
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 5: You gave her a reference. It's not necessarily a great reference,

964
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 5: I don't think, but you did it. Yeah, you followed through.

965
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 12: And you didn't offend anyone, well maybe everyone in France,

966
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 12: all our French listeners.

967
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 2: Can you do us a favor and update us whether

968
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 2: or not your friend gets the job.

969
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 13: I'm really curious, Like, yeah, I definitely will. I tried

970
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 13: reaching her earlier, but she's like working out some kind

971
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 13: of like broads at a stone, of course, tried to.

972
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: Pack in all that French.

973
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, really wants the job, So she's trying.

974
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: Take it till you make it.

975
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, good luck to her and good luck to you.

976
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 11: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

977
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 5: We recorded that call last week and we just got

978
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 5: word yesterday. I think everybody should know there's an update

979
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 5: on the job situation. Did get hired or apparently her

980
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 5: friend got to the final four candidates but did not

981
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 5: get hired for the role.

982
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 1: Her friend, I don't know. Did she not get hired

983
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: because of the references?

984
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 11: What was this?

985
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 5: It might be for the best, because it would be

986
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 5: hard to live up to the lofty image that she

987
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 5: had painted for her with all of them Donald's stuff,

988
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 5: the French voices. But maybe the best news out of

989
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 5: all of this is their friendship is still intact. Oh

990
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 5: friend appreciated Laurie went to bad for her and promises

991
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 5: from now on she's not going to list her as

992
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 5: a reference.

993
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 7: Yeah.

994
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 2: I think after she heard the call this morning, she's

995
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 2: definitely going to back that up.

996
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 6: She has asked if Brooke will be a reference for her.

997
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 5: So, Brooke, you got this.

998
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: I didn't do well in French.

999
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 5: Whatever language you speak, French or hopefully English, you can

1000
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 5: listen to all of our second Dates are Awkward Tuesdays

1001
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 5: wherever you.

1002
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 6: Get them on Apple, Spotify.

1003
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 5: Check it out at Brook and Jeffery, Brook and Jeffrey.

1004
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 4: In the morning.

1005
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 5: It's exciting. We got a brand new player today named Colton,

1006
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 5: who says he's been listening for five years, calling in

1007
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 5: every single day, even on weekends, and he finally got

1008
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 5: through power of persistence.

1009
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 12: Colton, we're not here on the weekends, brother, I come here.

1010
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 2: I know.

1011
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:41,919
Speaker 15: I'm here.

1012
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 5: When we asked Coulton, since he's never played before, how

1013
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 5: does he think he'll do? And he said he plays

1014
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 5: along in the car and quote is ready to smash her? Brooke,

1015
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 5: you ready to smash with Colton live on the air.

1016
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: I don't think my husband would like that.

1017
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not sure my wife would like that, but

1018
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 5: that's not a no from either, mostly just that our

1019
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 5: spouses wouldn't wait.

1020
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: Let me call him while I'm out in the other

1021
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: room and you're playing. I'll see if we can get

1022
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:10,879
Speaker 1: a thing going.

1023
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 11: Wow.

1024
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, maybe we could meet up for dinner.

1025
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 5: You know, we'll smash it out. Okay, here we go,

1026
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 5: Let's have Brook leave the studio. We can get to

1027
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 5: the game. Colton. You know how where it's thirty seconds. Oh,

1028
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 5: Brooks on the phone. Okay, you might have some good

1029
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 5: news after this. Colton, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions

1030
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 5: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.

1031
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,320
Speaker 5: But you have to beat her out right if you

1032
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 5: want to win, or sorry, smash her out right if

1033
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 5: you want to win.

1034
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:33,720
Speaker 6: Are you ready?

1035
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1036
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 5: Good luck? Your time starts now. The architect of the

1037
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 5: space Needle was born on this day. He built the

1038
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 5: space Needle for the World's Fair in what decade? The seventies?

1039
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 5: A Mexican hairless is? What type of animal? What does

1040
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 5: the abbreviation ETA stand for Expected time of arrival? The

1041
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:58,439
Speaker 5: US Postal Service required every address to include a ZIP

1042
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 5: code in what decade fifty sixties or seventies sixties? Name

1043
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 5: the TV show that Drake was on before becoming a

1044
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 5: world famous rapper, asking on the last one? All right, Colton,

1045
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 5: well done there. Brooke is going to come back into

1046
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 5: the studio. And here's some exciting news that I just

1047
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 5: learned about Colton is that he has a baby on

1048
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 5: the way due in August. And apparently you already have

1049
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 5: a name chosen out for them. Yeah.

1050
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: Oh, it's risky to tell people that.

1051
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 2: Okay, when he says it, no, it's no commentary.

1052
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 5: Right, go ahead. We're gonna name him Peter because.

1053
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 13: My favorite one of my favorite superheroes a spider Man

1054
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 13: and her one of her I think grandfather's name is Peter.

1055
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 5: Family guy.

1056
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: I mean you've destined him to a world of glasses.

1057
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 1: But that's okay, Yeah, oh you know what.

1058
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 5: That's all right?

1059
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a.

1060
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 5: Good idea of the name your kid after your favorite superhero.

1061
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1062
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: I think it's great.

1063
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 5: That's how we go with groot from my child.

1064
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: I know a kid named four. I think that's kind

1065
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: of cool.

1066
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 5: School playgrounds are such a badass, just a bunch of

1067
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:07,839
Speaker 5: superheroes running around.

1068
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 6: All the millennials grew up and named their kids cool names.

1069
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, my name is Rocko Modern Life.

1070
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 6: That's awesome.

1071
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 5: News. Congratulations, Thank you, Jeff. All right, now let's go

1072
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 5: over to Brook. You ready, Brook, Yep, your time starts now.

1073
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 5: The architect of the Space Needle was born on this day.

1074
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 5: He built the space Needle for the World's Fair in

1075
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 5: what decade seventies? A Mexican hairless is what type of animal?

1076
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 1: Uh CHUAA?

1077
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 5: What does the abbreviation ETA.

1078
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 1: Stand for estimated time of arrival.

1079
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 5: The US Postal Service required every address to include a

1080
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 5: ZIP code in what decade fifties, sixties or seventies sixties

1081
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 5: named the TV show that Drake was on before becoming

1082
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 5: a world famous rapper. All that, all that, what the

1083
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,439
Speaker 5: goes a little bit before his time.

1084
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 6: But let's go the scoreboard with jose.

1085
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 4: Phone Taplton. You got to correct today.

1086
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 5: Not bad, wanted more respectable?

1087
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, and brook gets three?

1088
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1089
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 5: Sorry, Coulton smashing was Brooks today?

1090
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: So I always yeah, yeah, I always in control of Colton.

1091
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 13: Nervous, I was gonna get a set of questions that

1092
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,839
Speaker 13: was out of left field that I wasn't expecting for.

1093
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 5: But you know, is that what it was. Let's go

1094
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 5: over the answers for everybody. The architect of the space Needo,

1095
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 5: born on this day. He built it for the World's

1096
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 5: Fair in the nineteen sixties. Nineteen sixty two was when

1097
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 5: the World's Fair was in Seattle, Mexican. Hairless is a

1098
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 5: type of dog. You guys both knew Chihuaba. We accepted

1099
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 5: that the abbreviation for ETA stands for estimated time of arrival.

1100
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 5: Is that where Holton messed up.

1101
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 4: Holton messed up there say.

1102
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 5: You said expected, which technically isn't correct. The US Postal

1103
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 5: Service required every address to include ZIP codes in the

1104
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 5: nineteen sixties to make mail travel more quickly.

1105
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? That wasn't that long ago?

1106
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, Drake. The show that he was on before becoming

1107
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 5: a famous rapper was Degrassi. Oh, I've never a Canadian show.

1108
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 13: I never even heard of that.

1109
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 6: Colton.

1110
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 5: It wasn't enough to beat Brooke. Just we're playing, though.

1111
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 5: We are giving you a twenty five dollars Disney gift

1112
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 5: card ballid at any Disney resort, theme park or online

1113
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:31,720
Speaker 5: in the Disney store.

1114
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1115
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: Man, all right, Colton, after five years, I mean, how

1116
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: was it?

1117
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 15: You know what?

1118
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 13: Maybe I'll come back for round two.

1119
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 5: How about that?

1120
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 13: Brook Then we'll talk about it.

1121
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 5: You need some recovery time before you're ready for that

1122
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 5: second round.

1123
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 1: I do it, working out brain exercises.

1124
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 5: All right, Colton, even awesome, dude.

1125
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 6: Come back again soon. We're gonna do it. Definitely not

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Speaker 6: keep this going. Win Brooks back the same time tomorrow

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Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,