WEBVTT - You Gotta Come Show Yo Butt

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<v Speaker 1>All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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<v Speaker 1>right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,

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<v Speaker 1>the subject I'm stuck between a sister and a brother.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, anyway, right now, the nephew is here with

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank phone call. What do you have for us today,

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<v Speaker 1>King of pranks?

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<v Speaker 2>Come show your butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I asked, come show yo butt.

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<v Speaker 3>What what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, this, come show you butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Today's the day. It's not. I'm time to get to

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom of things. You got to show you.

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<v Speaker 1>But the word bottom.

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<v Speaker 2>Last thing we saw was his butt.

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<v Speaker 4>Come show you butt, ruddy cat.

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<v Speaker 3>Mar Yeah, this Marcas was up.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, dude, you know anything about it? A Lincoln being stolen.

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<v Speaker 3>A linkom being stolen? No, man, I don't know no

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<v Speaker 3>about no Leco.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is this cause you know about a Lincoln getting stolen?

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<v Speaker 3>Man? Who is this? Man? I don't know nothing about

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<v Speaker 3>Lincoln being stolen?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Ain't getting my number?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? Hey, dog, hold slow down. First of all, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to ask you somebody just stole my mama Lincoln. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm asking they say you know something about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Or you was one of them that did or do

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<v Speaker 2>you know anything about a lady?

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<v Speaker 3>Man? Man, I don't know nothing about Lincoln being stolen? Man. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>who just came to my house with this here?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know nothing about no Lincoln being stolen.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, my name Craig Man. Somebody stole my mama Lincoln,

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<v Speaker 2>and they say you was one of the ones that

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<v Speaker 2>probably had did it?

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<v Speaker 3>Hold dog, who is whoo? Who is?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is we?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know nothing about Lincoln here stoken. Let me

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<v Speaker 3>tell you something. Man, come to my house with this here?

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<v Speaker 3>A boy the Lincoln.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, man, I'm on paper. Man, I don't do no

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<v Speaker 3>like that still linc Man. You know understand, Man, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't get out like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know who told you that, man, or how

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<v Speaker 3>you got my number? Man, But I ain't stolen your

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<v Speaker 3>mama Lincoln.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. Okay, hold up there that then you don't mind

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<v Speaker 2>coming downtown because what happened was the lady next door

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<v Speaker 2>all who took it and the dude that she say,

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<v Speaker 2>the dude jump the fence and tow his pants in

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<v Speaker 2>the back pocket, got tore off and she saw the dude.

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<v Speaker 2>But so what we want you to do it. Come

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<v Speaker 2>down and get in the lineup and everybody gonna show that.

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<v Speaker 2>The lady say she know that, but when she see it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hell on, no, man, you want to be I your mine?

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<v Speaker 3>Think I'm gonna come downtown in the fire player. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna come downtown to show my well what

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<v Speaker 3>I will do for you? I show my on this o. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>you think your mama Lincoln, is that my house? You

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<v Speaker 3>can come get that.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, man, is your but the one that she saw

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<v Speaker 2>come over that fence. Man, That's all I want to know.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, Who is you? Man? Who is you? Man? Call

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<v Speaker 3>it my house? Man? And and aspensing me of gelling

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<v Speaker 3>your mama's part man would have had? Is you man?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you crazy or something? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, man, I'm not trying to go back and forth

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<v Speaker 2>with you, dog. I'm just trying to get to the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom of who stole my mama car. Dog, That's really

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm trying to do. You understand and come up.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you talking about? Man? I ain't stole no Lincoln. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>that ain't shown that.

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't got no problem showing your butt to this lady. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>because the lady say she know this. But when she said,

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<v Speaker 2>did you did you crawl over the fence and tear

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<v Speaker 2>your pants and the lady saw your butt. She know

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<v Speaker 2>it when she see it.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, Look, man, I'll checking man boy identified me by

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<v Speaker 3>looking at my damn.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what she saw. Man, she saw that.

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<v Speaker 3>But it wasn't money. Man. What ma, Now you got

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<v Speaker 3>my name?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, you Marcaus ain't you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm marcam Okay, and don't quit acting like you ain't

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<v Speaker 2>never been in no trouble before. Man. They already say

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<v Speaker 2>you be getting in and out of trouble. So what

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know? Where is you the one stole

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<v Speaker 2>my mama? Lincoln? Man?

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<v Speaker 3>How to pay for what I done? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>You did?

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<v Speaker 3>But I ain't shold your mama Lincoln.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, Hey, man, let me sell you this right here.

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<v Speaker 3>Not them been locked up. Man, But I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 3>what I go again. If you come down here trying

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<v Speaker 3>to take my downtown and to show my I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna have it. Man, Just tall your mama car got thrown.

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<v Speaker 3>I ain't had nothing to do with that. Man, say, man, look,

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<v Speaker 3>either you gonna come downtown willingly, I'm gonna come to

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<v Speaker 3>your house and drag you out. Man and bring you

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<v Speaker 3>down there so this lady can.

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<v Speaker 2>See your butt.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I say you, she know the butt when she's

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<v Speaker 2>sitting there. It ain't your butt. You ain't got nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to worry about. But you're gonna have to come downtown

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<v Speaker 2>and show us, yo, Matt.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, who in the hell is you? Man? You ain't

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<v Speaker 3>no law man, You ain't no detective, you ain't no

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<v Speaker 3>fire man. Man, Who in the hell is you? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm the one time Kenny. I'm the person trying

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<v Speaker 2>to figure out who stole my mama Lincoln. Man, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I'll tell you what you can. Come over here

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<v Speaker 3>to my house, man, and I'll show you my man. God,

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<v Speaker 3>this is a man. I ain't had nothing to do

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<v Speaker 3>with this man. You talking about bringing the law to

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<v Speaker 3>my house and taking my down Take them out? Man?

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<v Speaker 3>What kind of what kind of this is?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I'm telling you, I don't have nothing to do

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<v Speaker 3>with your my caught being stolen. Man, But I ain't

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<v Speaker 3>coming downtown to show my man. That's not the question.

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't got no problem coming to get it at

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<v Speaker 2>that one point. I ain't got no problem doing. I

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<v Speaker 2>ain't come on, get come on.

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<v Speaker 3>Get my den Hey man, I ain't get my Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I'm gonna say it one more time. Were coming

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<v Speaker 2>to your house, dragging you out and taking you downtown

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't want to go by yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I ain't got in comfort with that man, because

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<v Speaker 3>I have been down. Man, i'd have been down. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>I done paid for my client. Man, I done paid

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<v Speaker 3>for my client. But it ain't nobody Finn come get

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<v Speaker 3>me from my house talking about taking me downtown and

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<v Speaker 3>showing my If you want my you come to my house. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>you hear me, because I ain't paid to go back down, man,

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<v Speaker 3>and I will go back down if you come over

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<v Speaker 3>my house with me about getting my screant.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, man, I'm just saying we need to the lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Just need to see it, man, to see if it's

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<v Speaker 2>the right one or not the right one. That's all

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<v Speaker 2>you got to do is put it down just a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit, so seek and see it.

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<v Speaker 3>Man. Man, Man, I'm not finna do that. Man. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't even know who the hell you are. Man, How

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<v Speaker 3>do you even get my information? Man? How do you

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<v Speaker 3>get my number? Man? You need to get out my

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<v Speaker 3>phone with this hell. Man, that's a man.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, man, you know what man, I'm not finna go

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<v Speaker 2>back and forth with you no more. You're gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>to bring your butt down here to the station. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>coming down there and dragging about your hours to take.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm through talking about this now you hear me.

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<v Speaker 3>Look look, man, come on and get me. Man, you

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<v Speaker 3>want my man, Come on and get me. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>You did hey, man, let me when you heel it up.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you what, Man, I got one more thing

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<v Speaker 2>I need to say to you.

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<v Speaker 3>You're listening to me, I'm missing man.

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<v Speaker 2>This is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>You just got pranked by your boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah hell no, man, helo man, y'all. Man, Look man,

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<v Speaker 3>y'all had me thinking, Man, I'm gonna go back to

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<v Speaker 3>this tenter tantrum. Man in then you're talking about my man.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't show no indepenitentiary, and I ain't gonna show

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<v Speaker 3>now now.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, come on, man, I'm telling you, but makes all

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<v Speaker 5>the difference.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>You too much.

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<v Speaker 1>My prediction is going it's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Today might be a good day for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Agree, y'all ain't been in a situation where with somebody behind.

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<v Speaker 2>But is its steam.

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<v Speaker 5>Swift.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh lord, I think I heard a kick in there.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, that's one of the masters. You watch from

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<v Speaker 3>across the street.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh thats Win in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going down, all right, well black people not no,

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<v Speaker 2>all right?

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<v Speaker 1>If you thank you as always, you are truly the

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<v Speaker 1>king of pranks.

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<v Speaker 2>But you go back in the house.

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<v Speaker 3>They were in time of pass. Go back in the house, all.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, it's going down. July twenty second. It's my fraternity

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<v Speaker 4>I am hosting the Kampa Alpha Pside eighty six Conflaint Conclave.

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<v Speaker 4>Family outing on the ripple Wall. You don't want to

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<v Speaker 4>miss it. If you and Tampa you want to come

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<v Speaker 4>hang out with the noops. Baby, we are in the city.

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<v Speaker 4>Get your tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, all right, thank you, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next, Strawberry letter. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hm