Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,
Speaker 1: the subject I'm stuck between a sister and a brother.
Speaker 1: All right, anyway, right now, the nephew is here with
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What do you have for us today,
Speaker 1: King of pranks?
Speaker 2: Come show your butt.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I asked, come show yo butt.
Speaker 3: What what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, this, come show you butt.
Speaker 1: Today's the day.
Speaker 2: Today's the day. It's not. I'm time to get to
Speaker 2: the bottom of things. You got to show you.
Speaker 1: But the word bottom.
Speaker 2: Last thing we saw was his butt.
Speaker 4: Come show you butt, ruddy cat.
Speaker 3: Mar Yeah, this Marcas was up.
Speaker 2: Hey, dude, you know anything about it? A Lincoln being stolen.
Speaker 3: A linkom being stolen? No, man, I don't know no
Speaker 3: about no Leco.
Speaker 2: Who is this cause you know about a Lincoln getting stolen?
Speaker 3: Man? Who is this? Man? I don't know nothing about
Speaker 3: Lincoln being stolen?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: Ain't getting my number?
Speaker 2: Man? Hey, dog, hold slow down. First of all, I'm
Speaker 2: trying to ask you somebody just stole my mama Lincoln. Man,
Speaker 2: and I'm asking they say you know something about it?
Speaker 2: Or you was one of them that did or do
Speaker 2: you know anything about a lady?
Speaker 3: Man? Man, I don't know nothing about Lincoln being stolen? Man. Man,
Speaker 3: who just came to my house with this here?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: I don't know nothing about no Lincoln being stolen.
Speaker 2: Man, my name Craig Man. Somebody stole my mama Lincoln,
Speaker 2: and they say you was one of the ones that
Speaker 2: probably had did it?
Speaker 3: Hold dog, who is whoo? Who is?
Speaker 2: Who is we?
Speaker 3: I don't know nothing about Lincoln here stoken. Let me
Speaker 3: tell you something. Man, come to my house with this here?
Speaker 3: A boy the Lincoln.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Look, man, I'm on paper. Man, I don't do no
Speaker 3: like that still linc Man. You know understand, Man, I
Speaker 3: don't get out like that.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: I don't know who told you that, man, or how
Speaker 3: you got my number? Man, But I ain't stolen your
Speaker 3: mama Lincoln.
Speaker 2: Man. Okay, hold up there that then you don't mind
Speaker 2: coming downtown because what happened was the lady next door
Speaker 2: all who took it and the dude that she say,
Speaker 2: the dude jump the fence and tow his pants in
Speaker 2: the back pocket, got tore off and she saw the dude.
Speaker 2: But so what we want you to do it. Come
Speaker 2: down and get in the lineup and everybody gonna show that.
Speaker 2: The lady say she know that, but when she see it.
Speaker 3: Hell on, no, man, you want to be I your mine?
Speaker 3: Think I'm gonna come downtown in the fire player. Now,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna come downtown to show my well what
Speaker 3: I will do for you? I show my on this o. Man,
Speaker 3: you think your mama Lincoln, is that my house? You
Speaker 3: can come get that.
Speaker 2: Say, man, is your but the one that she saw
Speaker 2: come over that fence. Man, That's all I want to know.
Speaker 3: Man, Who is you? Man? Who is you? Man? Call
Speaker 3: it my house? Man? And and aspensing me of gelling
Speaker 3: your mama's part man would have had? Is you man?
Speaker 3: Are you crazy or something? Man?
Speaker 2: Listen, man, I'm not trying to go back and forth
Speaker 2: with you, dog. I'm just trying to get to the
Speaker 2: bottom of who stole my mama car. Dog, That's really
Speaker 2: what I'm trying to do. You understand and come up.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? Man? I ain't stole no Lincoln. Man,
Speaker 3: that ain't shown that.
Speaker 2: I ain't got no problem showing your butt to this lady. Man,
Speaker 2: because the lady say she know this. But when she said,
Speaker 2: did you did you crawl over the fence and tear
Speaker 2: your pants and the lady saw your butt. She know
Speaker 2: it when she see it.
Speaker 3: Man, Look, man, I'll checking man boy identified me by
Speaker 3: looking at my damn.
Speaker 2: That's what she saw. Man, she saw that.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't money. Man. What ma, Now you got
Speaker 3: my name?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, you Marcaus ain't you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm marcam Okay, and don't quit acting like you ain't
Speaker 2: never been in no trouble before. Man. They already say
Speaker 2: you be getting in and out of trouble. So what
Speaker 2: I want to know? Where is you the one stole
Speaker 2: my mama? Lincoln? Man?
Speaker 3: How to pay for what I done? Man?
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 3: But I ain't shold your mama Lincoln.
Speaker 2: Man, Hey, man, let me sell you this right here.
Speaker 3: Not them been locked up. Man, But I'll tell you
Speaker 3: what I go again. If you come down here trying
Speaker 3: to take my downtown and to show my I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna have it. Man, Just tall your mama car got thrown.
Speaker 3: I ain't had nothing to do with that. Man, say, man, look,
Speaker 3: either you gonna come downtown willingly, I'm gonna come to
Speaker 3: your house and drag you out. Man and bring you
Speaker 3: down there so this lady can.
Speaker 2: See your butt.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Like I say you, she know the butt when she's
Speaker 2: sitting there. It ain't your butt. You ain't got nothing
Speaker 2: to worry about. But you're gonna have to come downtown
Speaker 2: and show us, yo, Matt.
Speaker 3: Man, who in the hell is you? Man? You ain't
Speaker 3: no law man, You ain't no detective, you ain't no
Speaker 3: fire man. Man, Who in the hell is you? Man?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the one time Kenny. I'm the person trying
Speaker 2: to figure out who stole my mama Lincoln. Man, that's
Speaker 2: what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: Man, I'll tell you what you can. Come over here
Speaker 3: to my house, man, and I'll show you my man. God,
Speaker 3: this is a man. I ain't had nothing to do
Speaker 3: with this man. You talking about bringing the law to
Speaker 3: my house and taking my down Take them out? Man?
Speaker 3: What kind of what kind of this is?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: Man, I'm telling you, I don't have nothing to do
Speaker 3: with your my caught being stolen. Man, But I ain't
Speaker 3: coming downtown to show my man. That's not the question.
Speaker 2: I ain't got no problem coming to get it at
Speaker 2: that one point. I ain't got no problem doing. I
Speaker 2: ain't come on, get come on.
Speaker 3: Get my den Hey man, I ain't get my Hey.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm gonna say it one more time. Were coming
Speaker 2: to your house, dragging you out and taking you downtown
Speaker 2: if you don't want to go by yourself.
Speaker 3: Man, I ain't got in comfort with that man, because
Speaker 3: I have been down. Man, i'd have been down. Man.
Speaker 3: I done paid for my client. Man, I done paid
Speaker 3: for my client. But it ain't nobody Finn come get
Speaker 3: me from my house talking about taking me downtown and
Speaker 3: showing my If you want my you come to my house. Man,
Speaker 3: you hear me, because I ain't paid to go back down, man,
Speaker 3: and I will go back down if you come over
Speaker 3: my house with me about getting my screant.
Speaker 2: Hey, man, I'm just saying we need to the lady.
Speaker 2: Just need to see it, man, to see if it's
Speaker 2: the right one or not the right one. That's all
Speaker 2: you got to do is put it down just a
Speaker 2: little bit, so seek and see it.
Speaker 3: Man. Man, Man, I'm not finna do that. Man. I
Speaker 3: don't even know who the hell you are. Man, How
Speaker 3: do you even get my information? Man? How do you
Speaker 3: get my number? Man? You need to get out my
Speaker 3: phone with this hell. Man, that's a man.
Speaker 2: Hey, man, you know what man, I'm not finna go
Speaker 2: back and forth with you no more. You're gonna have
Speaker 2: to bring your butt down here to the station. I'm
Speaker 2: coming down there and dragging about your hours to take.
Speaker 2: I'm through talking about this now you hear me.
Speaker 3: Look look, man, come on and get me. Man, you
Speaker 3: want my man, Come on and get me. Man.
Speaker 2: You did hey, man, let me when you heel it up.
Speaker 2: I tell you what, Man, I got one more thing
Speaker 2: I need to say to you.
Speaker 3: You're listening to me, I'm missing man.
Speaker 2: This is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your boy.
Speaker 3: Ah hell no, man, helo man, y'all. Man, Look man,
Speaker 3: y'all had me thinking, Man, I'm gonna go back to
Speaker 3: this tenter tantrum. Man in then you're talking about my man.
Speaker 3: I didn't show no indepenitentiary, and I ain't gonna show
Speaker 3: now now.
Speaker 5: Man, come on, man, I'm telling you, but makes all
Speaker 5: the difference.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: You too much.
Speaker 1: My prediction is going it's going to happen.
Speaker 2: Today might be a good day for you.
Speaker 4: Agree, y'all ain't been in a situation where with somebody behind.
Speaker 2: But is its steam.
Speaker 5: Swift.
Speaker 1: Oh lord, I think I heard a kick in there.
Speaker 3: You know, that's one of the masters. You watch from
Speaker 3: across the street.
Speaker 5: Oh thats Win in the house.
Speaker 2: It's going down, all right, well black people not no,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 1: If you thank you as always, you are truly the
Speaker 1: king of pranks.
Speaker 2: But you go back in the house.
Speaker 3: They were in time of pass. Go back in the house, all.
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Speaker 3: That's right, all right, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry letter. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Mm hm