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Speaker 1: That's a good one. I'm tired, man, I'm worn out.

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Speaker 2: Arnold missed his flight and didn't go to Iheartfest.

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Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, iHeart was cool, but you know I do.

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Speaker 2: And then she saw my CMA Award, which the inside

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you show you overshot on that, just like my

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Speaker 1: But you can still hook up your friends.

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Speaker 2: Well al Dean was the Vegas festival where the shooting happened.

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Speaker 1: Okay, not to turn it. Yeah, I went. I went

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Speaker 1: to South not bad man. Yeah, let's go ahead and

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Speaker 2: You went and I didn't.

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Speaker 2: I went to Italy. It was great, good pizza, cool,

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Speaker 1: I found fun, right, found a lot of fun.

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Speaker 2: We need to start it. Arnold's off today. He missed

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Speaker 1: Oh, the one, two, three sore losers?

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Speaker 1: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 2: Genius, y'all. It's Sis and I'm from the North. I'm

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Speaker 2: That's where we're at in our life. Two point five

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Speaker 1: Here's the deal man. So I went to Austin, jumped

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Speaker 2: But yeah, you need to feed us.

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Speaker 1: So as I'm leaving your kids, No, you said your boys, Well,

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Speaker 2: Offline question? Did your wife go?

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Speaker 1: He was in check Garrett in.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he does a great job, right and I believe

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Speaker 1: And Ryan, I said you in? He said, I'm in.

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Speaker 1: I said, Ryan, you're the foodie. You picked a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: like it was a Mahdi's. No no, no, no no.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't O Charlie's, was it?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, it wasn't no Charlie's. There wasn't. There's

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Speaker 1: no old charge. It was Zoe Tong, Zoe Tong. It's

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Speaker 2: I didn't chesty, just hang out with Ryan. Oh chestey straight. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: And you know a Bucky said back, well received, kid.

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Speaker 1: Nothing he hadn't responded, it might not be a text.

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Speaker 1: He's like seventy. He is seventy, So go and do

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, yo, have you eaten lunch? I'm

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Speaker 2: Every day you were just booked for meals with all

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Speaker 1: That's what you do, dude. You're NonStop. And my sister's like, no,

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Speaker 2: Your secretary or your wife. But I chackse you but the.

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Speaker 2: I mean, so, dude, I'll hit my wife. I'll be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: But my wife is so gracious, and she sends me

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Speaker 1: And the first one that popped up that was closest

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Speaker 2: You can't go wrong with Texas. Mechs no, man can't.

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Speaker 1: So I get in the uber and with Scuba and

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to wait for me. I'm going

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Speaker 1: I said, no, no, Scuba, you have your final destination

430
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Speaker 1: as the Fairmont Hotel. I just want you to now

431
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,520
Speaker 1: add a stop and on the way to the hotel,

432
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Speaker 1: just drop me at the restaurant. He goes, how long

433
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,240
Speaker 1: are you going to go in there to talk to

434
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Speaker 1: your sister?

435
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,679
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, does he not understand that you're going

436
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,680
Speaker 2: to go in there for forty five minutes? They keep going,

437
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,080
Speaker 2: He's just not understand this. He's in work mode, so

438
00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:52,880
Speaker 2: he is not He's not comprehending because you're now trying

439
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,679
Speaker 2: to get in a fun mode. Scuba had to be

440
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,280
Speaker 2: work mode the whole week exactly.

441
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,639
Speaker 1: He's worried about what goes on after this, like, we

442
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,960
Speaker 1: still have places to be and events to go to

443
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,320
Speaker 1: me I'm already like, oh, I got an hour and

444
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:06,040
Speaker 1: a half I can hang with my sister. And he

445
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,720
Speaker 1: was like no, And I was like, dude, it'll take

446
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,600
Speaker 1: two seconds. I'll jump out of the car. And he goes, oh,

447
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 1: so you just want us to drive. Oh, no problem,

448
00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:14,959
Speaker 1: we can do that. So he drops me off at

449
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,199
Speaker 1: the restaurant. I'm there at three h eight pm and

450
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Speaker 1: I get a table and I sit, yeah, table for two,

451
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,680
Speaker 1: and I get chips and salsa, and they're like, oh yeah,

452
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Speaker 1: all right. It's like, yeah, she's coming. She'll be here

453
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,120
Speaker 1: in a minute. Three point thirty. Sister's still not there,

454
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Speaker 1: supposed to be the other three.

455
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Speaker 2: Coach, there are first responders. They're the first line in

456
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Speaker 2: the defense.

457
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,240
Speaker 1: She is a nurse.

458
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:40,479
Speaker 2: What's that saying during the pandemic. I don't know first responders, right, Yeah,

459
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,679
Speaker 2: there are first line of defense. Yes, yeah, that's what

460
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,040
Speaker 2: she is. Yeah.

461
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:48,960
Speaker 1: And the waiter thinks I'm getting ghosted. He goes, are

462
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Speaker 1: you ready to order or do you want to still

463
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,919
Speaker 1: wait on someone that's coming. I'm like, oh no, no,

464
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,960
Speaker 1: she's coming, man, I'll just wait. I'll just wait. He goes,

465
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,800
Speaker 1: are you just let me know if you change your mind.

466
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Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, this's dud things. I'm getting ghosted. And

467
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,959
Speaker 1: then my sister texted me. He said, hey, I'm on

468
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,959
Speaker 1: the way, will you order for me? Because I had

469
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,760
Speaker 1: to have a meeting with a girl. She was putting

470
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Speaker 1: in her two weeks. Hey, coach, you don't got to

471
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,920
Speaker 1: put her business on this, And I was like, oh

472
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,520
Speaker 1: my bad, okay cool, And she was like, I have

473
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Speaker 1: to be at the kids' school by four forty five

474
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Speaker 1: because they have an art show.

475
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:24,639
Speaker 2: You guys are overbooked.

476
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, cool. So I get the

477
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:31,040
Speaker 1: way and I'm like, hey, can I order for you know?

478
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:31,680
Speaker 2: And I order.

479
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 1: My sister shows up at three forty seven when she

480
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 1: was supposed to be there at three. She was like,

481
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,080
Speaker 1: I got to leave here by four twenty to get

482
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Speaker 1: to the school on time.

483
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,680
Speaker 2: Cool. You had twenty three minutes with your sister.

484
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Speaker 1: So I had to make these counts.

485
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Speaker 2: How have you been doing. I've been I've been kids.

486
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Speaker 2: I ordered the kids. I was as sportsman. I was

487
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 2: dad two block, maybe maybe bock battle block.

488
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Speaker 1: That's basically how it went. I had already down to

489
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:59,119
Speaker 1: Margarita by the time she got there. I had already

490
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 1: done two baskets of chips and three things of salsa.

491
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:04,200
Speaker 1: By the time she got there.

492
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,359
Speaker 2: What a great meal of chips.

493
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,640
Speaker 1: And we had a great conversationation for the twenty four

494
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 1: minutes that she could be there. She was out of

495
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 1: that door before I even paid the bill.

496
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, first responder, first line of defense.

497
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so that was that's just that. Hey, that's

498
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,480
Speaker 1: Friday afternoon. We'll take a break. Well, first segment. We

499
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 1: didn't even get to the second.

500
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Speaker 2: Third day.

501
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 1: Hey, we'll be right back.

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00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:30,840
Speaker 2: Hello.

503
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

504
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Ray, I forgot how to talk.

505
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,119
Speaker 1: No, I was just writing down the time. Then I

506
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,879
Speaker 1: had somewhere I had to be. There was another party,

507
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,919
Speaker 1: and that's when I get the text from Ryan. He

508
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: texted me and chess Day. He said, what's the plan

509
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:49,399
Speaker 1: for tonight? I said, Hey, man, the party start about

510
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 1: six forty five. If you guys are ready to roll,

511
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 1: we can rate to roll. I said, I'm getting there

512
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 1: at six. They want us there at five, but I

513
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,679
Speaker 1: don't really have to be there untill six if you

514
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,160
Speaker 1: want to go for what?

515
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 2: What night? Are we even talking?

516
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 1: Friday night?

517
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. That whole story was just an afternoon.

518
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: That was just afternoon. And there there's no response from

519
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:11,640
Speaker 1: Chess Day.

520
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 2: Do these stories get interesting? I'm just kidding, continue.

521
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:22,679
Speaker 1: Continue, thank you. So he's like, okay, I mean right.

522
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 2: I killed the man. Did you investigate Ladybird?

523
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 1: No? I didn't you were there, dude, Hold on, dude,

524
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,440
Speaker 1: you were. You haven't even let me get to Rainy

525
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 1: Street Ripper. Thank you. So I said, hey, we're gonna

526
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: be at Bangers at six. Then I have to go

527
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 1: back to the Fairmont for a another cocktail happy hour

528
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 1: with the people from J C. Penny And he was like,

529
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 1: I'll meet you at that one. He goes, I don't

530
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 1: want to go to bangers. Six o'clock is too early

531
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:52,880
Speaker 1: for me. Chess Day still nothing, and I'm like, okay,

532
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,680
Speaker 1: what is going on? And We're like, and Ryan text

533
00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 1: chess Day. Hello, you said Friday night, let's go nothing

534
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 1: And I'm like, uh, okay, and then we Ryan sends

535
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: the meme of Homer Simpson backing back into the bushes. Yeah,

536
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 1: you know, like where he hides in the bushes. And

537
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know where chess Day is. I

538
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 1: haven't heard from him. He said we were going out

539
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:16,880
Speaker 1: on Friday night.

540
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: Dude. Nobody responds to Dodd on a family group text.

541
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 2: He'll do the thing of like a guy sitting in

542
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 2: a field all by himself. It's hilarious. So it's hilarious.

543
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: Then separate of the group text, Chess Day text me,

544
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: He goes, I see what you're doing here. You told

545
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 1: me Friday night was an off night that we were

546
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,679
Speaker 1: not going out. He goes, So, I may have had

547
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 1: a few more drinks than I planned on while I

548
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: was dancing. Not gonna make it tonight.

549
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 2: Because of the last night he was ham.

550
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: He was ham, so he wasn't feeling too good, So

551
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 1: chess day took the night off.

552
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 2: Dude, you guys have one weekend and he's went double

553
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 2: dancing and got sawtaed.

554
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: Yes.

555
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 2: Did he have work on the.

556
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: Next day, Yes, And he was planning on not getting

557
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: sawteed because he had meetings the next day. But he

558
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,360
Speaker 1: powered through it. But he did not come out Friday night.

559
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 2: Ray he got slaughtered, if you know what I mean.

560
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: So we go to Bangers dude, Brothers. Osborne plays acoustic

561
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,360
Speaker 1: freaking phenomena.

562
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 2: Damn black, Get the damn right.

563
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:23,199
Speaker 1: That's exactly why, you know, shaking hands, meeting all these people,

564
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: meeting the ladies from New York, meeting people from Austin,

565
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 1: from Oklahoma. Everybody's shaking hands, talking to people. What's up?

566
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 2: Everybody? Who's all there? The whole Bobby Bone show. Uh yeah,

567
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 2: I don't need a roll call, but just.

568
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody's there, and I mean the drinks are flowing,

569
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: people are starting to get sauced, so it's not awkward.

570
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,120
Speaker 1: It's six o'clock and it's just like, Wow, this is cool.

571
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: And then I got to jump over back to the Fairmont.

572
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 2: Hey, any all, y'all swing for.

573
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,360
Speaker 1: A happy hour with the jcpenny people because I'm wearing

574
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: jcpenny clothes at the event to Walker Hayes line and

575
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 1: I meet the designer dude, and I'm thinking, I want

576
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 1: to know what about the designer? I don't know anything

577
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: about this old kid. No, it's this woman. She's from Michigan.

578
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: Graduated once of my mom No, but she graduated from

579
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: the University of Michigan. She was gonna go so she

580
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,199
Speaker 1: was going to be a doctor. And then she was like,

581
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: you know what, I've always liked to shop. I'm gonna

582
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: do fashion. Bro. When I tell you how much she

583
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: makes coachure. So we start talking to her, and this

584
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: is where Ryan showed up. He showed up to the

585
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 1: happy hour there that it's not He's not supposed to

586
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 1: be there, but I might to just come. It doesn't matter.

587
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 2: It never does.

588
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:33,479
Speaker 1: And we start talking to this lady. She has an

589
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: apartment across from the New York Stocking Chain Exchange. She

590
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: has a.

591
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 2: Apartment on top of that bowl. She owns it, not rent.

592
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:49,640
Speaker 1: Makes so much money that she can have a freaking

593
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 1: apartment right downtown.

594
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had an apartment at Bell's Bluff.

595
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,360
Speaker 1: Uh, this is New York City, coacher. She said, her

596
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: first job New York stock extage mother.

597
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

598
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 1: I don't want to know how much that is, but

599
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:10,959
Speaker 1: she said, her first job, the owner had a car,

600
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: and the car would drive them and drop her off

601
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,959
Speaker 1: and then continue to drive. And the original boss had

602
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: an apartment in that same spot. And so she said,

603
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 1: when I saw that, my goal became to become successful

604
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 1: enough where I could buy a freaking apartment up there?

605
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: Is she happy?

606
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 1: Yeah? So she has her and three other chicks own

607
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 1: this company. They have one hundred employees, and they designed

608
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: clothes for all these major retailers. I was blown away.

609
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: So you're meeting all these jcpenny people. Did you know

610
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: j C penny is based in Dallas?

611
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 2: No, I don't know where a lot of places are based.

612
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 2: They did. I pretty cool, but didn't really care to

613
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 2: continue anyway. I digress.

614
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: So then there's another party we got to go to.

615
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 2: Righty, do you know that Broadway is originated in Broadway

616
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 2: country music? Did you know it originated in Nashville?

617
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 1: Okay, I think it had over right, I have no idea,

618
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: right actually Memphis here here, I mean these stories, that's

619
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 1: where the drive by originated?

620
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 2: Cod did you So?

621
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: Then we go to another party and all these are

622
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,719
Speaker 1: open bar dude, so we are. We are just pounding drinks.

623
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 2: What they got cans you guys, mixed.

624
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: Mixers, anything you want, dude, Like, you can order anything

625
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: you want from the bar.

626
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 2: Trouble but fun.

627
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: Trouble but fun. Then we go over to the Driftwood,

628
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: another open bar, and by the time I get there,

629
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 1: there's no food.

630
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 2: All these places walkable or you're taking we're taking cars.

631
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 2: Sounds like you're all over the city.

632
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, taking cars. Call uber boom uber over there,

633
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: boom Uber over there, boom Uber over there.

634
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 2: Are we going to be submitting those tickets?

635
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, we will be submitting those for reimbursement today And

636
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: we go to the Driftwood.

637
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 2: How much you spending ubers all weekend? Be real?

638
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: Probably three hundred bucks that had to be getting to

639
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: you a little bit. I was just like, damn, because

640
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: we don't get reimbursed right away. No, it takes like

641
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: a month. I was like, oh, really, okay, all right

642
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: cool uh yep uh. Now anyway, we go to this

643
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: other Driftwood party and then they're like, all right, we're

644
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: gonna go to Dirty Bills. Everybody's going to Dirty Bills

645
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: because they kick us out of this private room that

646
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: we had rented out. And I'm like, all right, let's

647
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: go to Dirty Bills. We walk into Dirty Bills and

648
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: it's one of those bars. It's boo boo boom boom boom,

649
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: so loud. There's like two bartenders, there's five thousand people.

650
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: Eddie Scuba Morgan. We all look at each other and.

651
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 2: We're like, we out, whose idea is it to go there?

652
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: Other people in the company got it.

653
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 2: I never even heard of that place. I don't even

654
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 2: know the places in Austin. They all change. I went

655
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 2: to West Sixth and there was the ranch in Dogwood.

656
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 2: They probably aren't even there anymore.

657
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: Now they're I think they're still there. I don't know.

658
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 2: Go to the ranch, dude.

659
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: We wanted a chill bar where we could sit and

660
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: have a couple of cocktails and chat it up.

661
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 2: That probably ain't happening in Austin.

662
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: So we had driven by this one bar and it

663
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: looked like it was quiet, and we're like, all right,

664
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: let's go there. We didn't know it was attached to

665
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: the Hilton, so it was a hotel bar. And we

666
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: sat in there and we're having some cocktails and I'm like, man,

667
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: I gotta go pee. So you had to walk through

668
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: the hotel lobby to go pee. And there's a pool table.

669
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: This is where I mean, I'm just like people, strippers

670
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: and shit. Basically, there is this chick, how are y'all doing?

671
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: She's got this tight shirt on tucked into her jeans.

672
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: The knockers are just hanging out, hanging out, and she's

673
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: got these high high heels on.

674
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 2: Did you know who you were?

675
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: She was three sheets of wind. I don't think she

676
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: knew who she was, That's what I'm talking about. And

677
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: she's with a dude, do you need help? And she's

678
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: trying to be all sexy as she plays pool. She's

679
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 1: like strutting around the table and then she would get

680
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: ready to take a shot, like shoot the pool ball,

681
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: and she would houck up the knockers lean them on

682
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: the table and shoot the ball.

683
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 2: Amazing, did you? They're like, where were I thought you

684
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 2: went through the bathroom. You're gone for half an hour. Basically,

685
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 2: I was figuring out how to play pool.

686
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, we need to sit out on

687
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: the patio. And then she's trying like she's trying to

688
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: do behind the back shot. So she's laying down on

689
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: the table like trying to be all seductive, and they're

690
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: like making out right there in the lobby of the hotel.

691
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: The dude in the chick yes, no, right, me and

692
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: another guy yeah, and we are just laughing our asses off.

693
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: So then the game ends, right.

694
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 2: What game?

695
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: The game of pool? Watching the game of pool?

696
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 2: Man?

697
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: No, there was no TVs. Man, this was our entertainment.

698
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: And I mean, she's sloppily drunk, so she's trying to

699
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: be sexy and she's falling, like trying to walk scandalous

700
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: around the pool table, and she's rubbing the side of

701
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: the pool table and she'd walk by and rub his back,

702
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: and so the game ends. So she goes to one

703
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: end of the pool table, sits up on it and

704
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: lays down with her legs spread.

705
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 2: Out about the mount.

706
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: So he goes up between her legs and crawls up

707
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: on the pool table.

708
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 2: No where are his management.

709
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: That's this in the middle of the hotel lobby and

710
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: they start making out. As she's laying flat on the

711
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: pool table for takeoff, he has got his tongue in

712
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: her mouth.

713
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 2: Coach here, we are ready for landing. Get out your

714
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 2: seat belts and turn on the fasten seatbelt side And as.

715
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: He's going into the full mount that's when Eddie walks

716
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: out of the bathroom and he's like, oh my god.

717
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: And he's trying to exit, but all the doors are locked,

718
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,719
Speaker 1: and so there is three feet between him and the

719
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: mounted chick on the pool table and he's shaking the door.

720
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: He goes to the next door, slocked, goes the next

721
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: doors locked, finally gets out and we sit there and

722
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: they make out for a good minute, just on top

723
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:52,719
Speaker 1: of the pool table.

724
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 2: What an Austin Friday night.

725
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: And I'm just like in the front desk is sitting

726
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: there just he's just sitting at his computer. He's like, Oh, nah,

727
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: that's totally fine. If you're a guest at our hotel,

728
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: you can just bang on the pull table.

729
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 2: I guess I need to write this place down.

730
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: I don't even know the name of it. Hilton, Austin,

731
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: Hilton on West six. And so after about a minute,

732
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: he crawls back down and he grabs her hand and

733
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: he helps her up, and he points the elevator and

734
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: they start making out as they're stumbling to the elevator,

735
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: and they go in the elevator and we don't see

736
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: them again.

737
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 2: That's entertainment, right, It was so awesome. That's the Austin

738
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 2: I remember.

739
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: And so we weren't gonna go hard. And then I

740
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: look at the clock and it's one am, and I

741
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,479
Speaker 1: was like, guys, I gotta go. I gotta get back

742
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: to bed.

743
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 2: It was a soft It was a soft yeah.

744
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: It was a soft not go hard. Yeah. And I

745
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: was like, I got I got golf at seven thirty

746
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: in the morning, Guys, I gotta go.

747
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 2: It was a go hard, gentle addition with a soft

748
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 2: quiet launch.

749
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So we said we were gonna go hard.

750
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: Then Ryan, he said I'm gonna keep going out. He

751
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: went out and we went home. We went back to

752
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: the hotel. I went to bed about one point thirty,

753
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: and I I had golf at seven thirty the next

754
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: morning and I'll tell you all about that right after this.

755
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 2: Let me say my thing real quick. Yeah, that must

756
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 2: have been the picture I saw. And this is just

757
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 2: my opinion. I could have been incorrect, but it was you, Eddie,

758
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,959
Speaker 2: Scuba and Morgan. Okay, and you guys were just sitting

759
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 2: at a table and I think you were saying how

760
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 2: it was a rock table or something.

761
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like, granted, okay, big chunk of granite.

762
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 2: And I just go to beazers. This is honestly what

763
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 2: I said. So I'm not making I'm not gonna don't sure, Yeah,

764
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 2: go aheadah yet. And I was just like these fucking losers.

765
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: In Austin.

766
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 2: I had dozens of friends, colleagues, co workers, everything, people

767
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 2: I went to college with. You had probably ten times

768
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 2: more friends than I did. Morgan really doesn't know anybody there.

769
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 2: Scuba doesn't really know anybody there, but you and I go.

770
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 2: They are in Austin and they're hanging out with themselves.

771
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 2: What fucking losers. I didn't know you'd met up with

772
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,280
Speaker 2: people before that, but that was my response to that picture.

773
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, Garrett, we did dinner on Thursday, so he had

774
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: to do family time on Friday because we were golfing

775
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: Saturday morning and we were going out Saturday night. So

776
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: he had to have one day of like he couldn't

777
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: take off three days from the family.

778
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 2: Got it.

779
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: That's considered bad dad. Yeah, that's considered bad dad. So

780
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: seven thirty in the morning Saturday, we show up at

781
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 1: the golf course. It's raining. It's wet, and by raining,

782
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: I mean it's just a nice drizz like a little

783
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: like mist.

784
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 2: I knew that they played in the Byron Nelson.

785
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 1: I missed a mist. It missed the entire time.

786
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 2: Which is good. You can still play in that.

787
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's still but there's puddles on the there's

788
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: some puddles on some of the course. But and we

789
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: kept laughing. We're like we would if this was a

790
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 1: normal day, we would never play. We had never played, right.

791
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: I shot some video. I sent it over to you

792
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: so you could put it on the YouTube. It was Garrett,

793
00:35:54,719 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: Greg Jacob, myself, and I was shocked. There was a cartgirl.

794
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: Austin still has cartgirls.

795
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 2: That's one thing the pandemic took from us. All these

796
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: munis realized it doesn't really pay. Probably have a cartgirl.

797
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,439
Speaker 1: A lot of them were, no, it has to pay

798
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: because you buy drinks from the cartgirl.

799
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 2: How come none of them have a cartgirl?

800
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: Then I don't understand it. Also, it made me realize,

801
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,720
Speaker 1: like I don't know, maybe I was an old creepy dude.

802
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: No man, but her flirt game was terrible.

803
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 2: Oh, because she was trying to get some good tips.

804
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: She's trying to get good tips, but she was just

805
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 1: not good at it. It was I like it classy, direct,

806
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: but also soft. She just seemed like she didn't have

807
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: much game to flirt. She didn't really know how to

808
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,439
Speaker 1: do it without even meeting.

809
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 2: Or when she goes, you guys get a golf how

810
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 2: are the sticks hitting them?

811
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 1: It was are you guys doing oh? You know, I

812
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: getting lots of birdies? It's like it's just not how

813
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: you like.

814
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 2: Oh.

815
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: And like I'm standing there ordering drinks and Greg his

816
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,800
Speaker 1: and she goes, that looks like a good swing.

817
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 2: Oh my, that's actually annoying. And I'm like, I would

818
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 2: have got those drinks real quick.

819
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: I don't think, you know. And she's just like, so,

820
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: who's the best one?

821
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 2: Hey? You know what I mean? Like, how many holes

822
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:14,959
Speaker 2: did this last?

823
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: For?

824
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 2: Well?

825
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: This was the first time we saw her. And then

826
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 1: the second time, she's like, how are you guys doing today?

827
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, you already talked.

828
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 2: To us, don't know you drive off a cliff and

829
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 2: she did.

830
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: Hey. But then the second time she's like, you guys

831
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: staying dry?

832
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 2: Are you guys all wet?

833
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, we're definitely wet. What about you?

834
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: I mean I'm wet.

835
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 2: I'm lady, I'm not even being perverted. I'm literally wet.

836
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 1: Yes, Like I mean, aren't you literally wet? Like it's raining?

837
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: She just it does just kind of suck that the

838
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: rain won't stop. Huh No, we love it when it

839
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: just keeps raining on our ass.

840
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 2: I haven't seen a cargo in five years, it seems.

841
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 2: Are they scantily clad or was she in fish?

842
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: She was in like a like a dress kind of

843
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,240
Speaker 1: like a tennis dress like that goes just above the knees.

844
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 2: Sounds like a tilted kilt.

845
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,240
Speaker 1: It wasn't bad, No, that's what Greg said. He goes, man,

846
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: I'd tell you if she lost her job here, she'd

847
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: get demoted back to Twin Peaks. And she was like,

848
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: they ordered Buddy Mary's at one point, I don't like

849
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: Buddy Mary's. And then she was like, do you want

850
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,919
Speaker 1: them single or double? And Jacob gregor like double. She goes,

851
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: that was such a dumb question, wasn't it. Of course

852
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: it's always a double, a double d I mean, it

853
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: was just like her flirt game was so like, not good.

854
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: And after she left, I was like, guys, maybe I'm old, Yeah,

855
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: that might be it. Maybe I'm creepy. But she didn't

856
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: know how to flirt. She didn't know what she was doing.

857
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: And Jacob was like, yeah, it wasn't very like, it

858
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 1: was very weird, like it didn't feel natural.

859
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, what did you want her to do?

860
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 2: Put her hand in your pocket?

861
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't know.

862
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, the money's in there somewhere. No, now, I hear

863
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,399
Speaker 2: what you're saying. Though she should have felt you guys

864
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 2: out better. It just maybe you, I mean maybe you guys,

865
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 2: but I mean you guys are businessman. You're gonna tip

866
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 2: go good regardless. If she sees some wedding rings and

867
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,720
Speaker 2: she realizes that you guys aren't sleezeballs, then that game's

868
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 2: not gonna work at all. She should actually just be

869
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: super professional say.

870
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 1: Hey, Jacob and Greg don't have wedding rings. And I

871
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: don't wear my wedding ring when I golf. I only

872
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: wear it to nice events. So she only saw one

873
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: wedding ring.

874
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 2: If I'm her and she's listening to this podcast, my

875
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 2: advice is she should have gone, hey, I'll do doubles

876
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 2: for you guys, because I know you guys like to drink.

877
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 2: Let's fucking go, but I'm only gonna charge you for one.

878
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: That's how she should.

879
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 2: Have been, probably more business professional. And then as she's

880
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 2: turned around, the skirt pops up a little bit.

881
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: She did ray.

882
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 2: She was very good at getting that.

883
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: She did ask Jacob why is he filming me?

884
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 2: Oh, she's in the video.

885
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 1: She's in the videoka, she's in the video. And she

886
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: did ask Jacob that's why I was videoing her? And

887
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, he's just some midi. He just likes

888
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: to take video of our golf rounds.

889
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 2: How's it going, man, I'm a vlogger. She probably thought,

890
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 2: she's like, he makes money on YouTube.

891
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: So the problem was the group in front of us

892
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: was three dudes in a chick and they were letting

893
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: the chick play from the white teas, and it looked

894
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: like she had never played golf. So she was hitting

895
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 1: at twenty five yards every time.

896
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 2: What are you moving front?

897
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: They wouldn't let us, and there was I mean it

898
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 1: just so I ran out of time. I only got

899
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: to play fourteen holes in the rain with Greg Garrett

900
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: and Jacob and I said, hey, guys, I got a bail. Man,

901
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: I gotta go ahead and go because I gotta be

902
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: at a lunch at Lambert's at noon, So I got

903
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: I gotta go. Man, dude, you guys did have a

904
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: full schedule, full freaking schedule.

905
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 2: I know it's partying and stuff, but it's still work still.

906
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 2: I mean, you're still going to have a business. You

907
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 2: guys just hear this and think, oh, they're getting slip

908
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 2: face whole time. You still have to talk to clients.

909
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 2: You're schmoozing all that exactly.

910
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: So you drink on the golf course. Then I go

911
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: to this lunch at noon on Saturday, and I'm like, god,

912
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: I'm so hungry, and they don't have the food out

913
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,720
Speaker 1: when we get there. They wait for forty five minutes

914
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: before they feed. You. Cool, We eat a couple of sandwiches,

915
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: talk to a bunch of people, Hey, how's it going,

916
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, then I got to be at the festival,

917
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,760
Speaker 1: the daytime stage at three o'clock.

918
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 2: Did you'll end any deals for the podcast? Uh?

919
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 1: No, No one asked me about the pod.

920
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 2: Hey, you were representing the Bobby Bone Show or the Sore.

921
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 1: Losers, the Big show. You're torn though, shouldn't you have

922
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: pitched the podcast? Not one person said so, tell me

923
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: about your podcast, or you know, how's the podcast doing?

924
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: Not one person, man.

925
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 2: Dude shot. Conversely, my neighbor goes, I listened to the

926
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 2: show the other day, and Laura goes, yeah, he's not

927
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 2: on it a lot. Baser goes, oh, he's not on

928
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 2: it a lot.

929
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: It's Amy Lunchbox and Amy from Former Things with Amy

930
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 1: Brown and Bones.

931
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 2: And she goes, no, no, no, it's just him and

932
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 2: lunch She listened to Sore Losers. How did my neighbor

933
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 2: of all listen to Sore Losers instead of Bobby Bone Show.

934
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, That's what I'm saying. I don't know.

935
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 2: It's marketing.

936
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: It was interesting because you mean I met a bunch

937
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: of salespeople from New York. I mean I didn't know

938
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: that people in New York sold our show.

939
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 2: They didn't know you either, coach.

940
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: Another Did I met some dude out of Waxahatchie, Texas?

941
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: Mike d No. But he's a sales dude, and the

942
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: first thing he says to me, he's like, hey, man,

943
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 1: I sell your show out of Waxahachi And I'm like, what,

944
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: how do you? He goes, yeah, and he goes.

945
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 2: Does he sell it to one rancher?

946
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: No, he sells it to a bunch of people like

947
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: he had national clients.

948
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 2: We're of booming Market and Waxahatchie.

949
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not even on the air there. I don't understand.

950
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 1: But he goes, he goes, and we're we're at one

951
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: of the parties, you know. He goes, I gotta tell you,

952
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 1: I hate this. I hate these things. I hate people.

953
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 1: What though, He goes, I'd rather you much rather get

954
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: shot the arm than be at one of these things.

955
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 1: Social lie is tough for some people, he said, But

956
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: you're in sales and you hate people. He goes, oh yeah,

957
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: I mean if you didn't pay me, I wouldn't do it. Well,

958
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 1: I understand that no one would do it if they

959
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: didn't get paid, But I was like, you could do

960
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,439
Speaker 1: a job where you don't have to talk to people.

961
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: He goes, Yeah, I know, but this is what I'm

962
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 1: good at. But I hate talking to people. He goes,

963
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: That's why I don't live in a big city. That's

964
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 1: why I live in Waxahachi, so I don't have to

965
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 1: be around people. I hate people. Interesting, Well, I have

966
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: a good night, man, all right, cool, cool man. And

967
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: about thirty minutes later, he had a beer all over

968
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: his shirt. He had spilled. It's like, I mean, I

969
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: think it was clearly hammered. Clearly hammered.

970
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 2: How's that not talking to people?

971
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: Go, hey man, I'm think you're gonna need to a

972
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: wardrobe change like T swift Man, because that shirt ain't

973
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: gonna make it.

974
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 2: No, you don't like talking to people, but you got

975
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 2: stuff all over you. Yeah.

976
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: So then I get to the venue three o'clock, cool,

977
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 1: and I have to leave tickets that will call for

978
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 1: my cousin and my sister in law.

979
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 2: I left two for Billy, so right, they were all

980
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 2: probably in the same envelope. Yeah.

981
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: Well yeah, so here's the problem. I went to the window.

982
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: I said, hey, can I still leave tickets?

983
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 2: Like?

984
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I put Andrew Smith on it. Three tickets boom,

985
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: And then I'm like Tanya Smith two tickets, like, oh,

986
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: thank you so much, you know. They're like yeah, yeah,

987
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: no problem. Just tell them to come to the window.

988
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 1: We'll get them to them.

989
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,959
Speaker 2: The fourth person, John Doe.

990
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: So Andrew shows up married to Jane Doe and tells

991
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: gives him his ID, like, oh, we don't have any

992
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: tickets for you.

993
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 2: Man. Every time never fails.

994
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,760
Speaker 1: And he's like what They're like, yeah, there's no physical tickets.

995
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: There's no electronic tickets. It doesn't exist. Like, he goes,

996
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: can you check the next window. I've looked everywhere. There's

997
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 1: no tickets. So he texts me and he's like, hey,

998
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 1: can you come up here? Like they're saying they don't

999
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: have tickets, he said, they've looked everywhere through the computer system.

1000
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: They've called the other ticket window. They don't have anything.

1001
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 1: So I go up and I might I dropped them

1002
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: off at that window right there. They should be in

1003
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: that box right next to it.

1004
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 2: Oh, because you physically put them there.

1005
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: Physically put them there. Uh. I caught him and he

1006
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: was there for twenty minutes trying to get his tickets

1007
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: before he called me, And they go look in the

1008
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: box right by that window. Oh yeah, they're right here.

1009
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. He's like, all right, thanks, he gets tickets,

1010
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: talk to them for a little bit, talk about how

1011
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 1: we're gonna meet up after words, we're gonna go out,

1012
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,240
Speaker 1: gonna go to the bars.

1013
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:49,240
Speaker 2: My favorite thing is with that dude, have two boxes.

1014
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 2: You look through them. It never fails. You go up there, somebody.

1015
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 2: Then the manager comes over, Oh yeah, they're in this

1016
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 2: box back here. Well why is that box back there?

1017
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 2: Put all those.

1018
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: Boxes right next to each other.

1019
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 2: You're right of you.

1020
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: Why do you have separate boxes?

1021
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 2: They go into like this special compartment to go Oh,

1022
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 2: they were just over there, Well who put them over there?

1023
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 2: I don't even run the operation, and I wouldn't do that.

1024
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: So then I get a text at seven forty five.

1025
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: Show started at seven from my sister in law. Hey,

1026
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: they got no sign of my ticket.

1027
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I'm like, oh my god, did you

1028
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 2: check the special blog.

1029
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean? They said, they've they've

1030
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: been looking for the last twenty five minutes. They don't

1031
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: have any tickets for me.

1032
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,280
Speaker 2: Dude. It's the worst way too, because it's so awkward.

1033
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, and it's seven forty five. I

1034
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 1: had to be on stage at eight ten to introduce

1035
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: Walker Hayes.

1036
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 2: Tell me my real name it is.

1037
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: Oh, And I said, uh, I said, all right, I'll

1038
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 1: be right up there. I'll be right up there. I

1039
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: think I can get up there and get back down

1040
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: here in time before I to introduce Walker Hayes.

1041
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 2: Oh, you're introducing people, yes, on stage?

1042
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: Yes. And I'm texting I'm dealing with ticket drama all that.

1043
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 2: As you're on about to go live.

1044
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,919
Speaker 1: Yes, And I'm like, all right, I'll be right up there.

1045
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 1: So I go up. I get an elevator and that's

1046
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: when she texted me, oh, never mind, they found him. Okay.

1047
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: So I get out of the elevator and I just

1048
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: hang out for a little bit, like all right, cool,

1049
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 1: you're live on Hulu. And then I do the introductions.

1050
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: And then one of my buddies that stop stop.

1051
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 2: Where the introduction's easy? Or was he? No teleprompter?

1052
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: It's it's teleprompter. But you can add Libya, I've done it.

1053
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: You can do it.

1054
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 2: Did Eddie do it?

1055
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: He did it?

1056
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 2: He teleprompter on Hulu.

1057
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1058
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 2: People turn on to you like who because that.

1059
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: Well Hulu they had a teleprocter. But I didn't listen

1060
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: to anything in the teleprompter? Had I did more? Just

1061
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: talk you add limb.

1062
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, was the screen guy that was running it.

1063
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 1: Later he was like, I don't even know where I am.

1064
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: It was just running. It was just like going fast.

1065
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: It was like this is not anywhere on the screen.

1066
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 1: And the second time I didn't, he just turned it off,

1067
00:46:55,040 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: turned the teleprod off. He done all special. So now

1068
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the stressful part of the night.

1069
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 2: Right after this, that was a hell of a tease.

1070
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 2: I stayed around and I have to, but I still

1071
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 2: would have if I was a listener.

1072
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: There was a buddy that did not go to the

1073
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: show that wanted to meet up after the show. Buck No,

1074
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: and he was like, hey, dude, I'm gonna go out

1075
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: with some of my buddies. It's a guy's night, and

1076
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: I'll meet up with you when you leave the show.

1077
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: Guys night, Guys night. Greg brought his girlfriend, so I'm like,

1078
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 1: all right, cool dude. And he started drinking at four

1079
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: o'clock about eight thirties, like, hey, my boys are going home,

1080
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 1: Like where are we going? I'm like, well, well I'm

1081
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 1: still working man.

1082
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 2: Where are they drinking at?

1083
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea. That's the thing.

1084
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. And he's like, all right, because you're

1085
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: busy with your shop. Yeah, I'm doing my shit on Hulu.

1086
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: I'm working like I'm working. And he texted me at nine, Hey,

1087
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: you done yet?

1088
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 2: Dude? You just said text rolling through. You're trying to

1089
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 2: be on TV.

1090
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be on TV. I'm trying to introduce

1091
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: people on stage. And I know how you are with text.

1092
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 1: You had to have been about ten behind. Yeah, And

1093
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: it's just like he's just blowing me. And he's like,

1094
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't have your tickets. Your wife goes,

1095
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: it's me. I was asking about the kids. Yeah. My

1096
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: wife's like, hey, do you have time to FaceTime the

1097
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 1: kids and say good night? I'm like, no, the tickets

1098
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: are under Joe Paul. No, I don't have time to

1099
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: do that. Okay. So I'm just sitting there and he's like,

1100
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: all right, it's nine thirty. You done yet. I'm like, dude,

1101
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: I will be done about ten twenty. He goes, Okay,

1102
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,720
Speaker 1: where are we going to go? I said, I don't

1103
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: live here anymore. I don't know what bars are. Chill,

1104
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,240
Speaker 1: and we can sit there and hang out and talk.

1105
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: He goes, well, I need you to pick one. So

1106
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: I started texting Garrett, Greg, Ryan, Chess Day, Jinny Andy,

1107
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, guys, what bar do we want

1108
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: to go to after this? Our buddy's asking? And Garrett's like, well,

1109
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: why don't we meet up and then decide? I'm like,

1110
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 1: why can't we decide before I meet up with you guys?

1111
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 1: Why do I have to come up there and then decide?

1112
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 1: How come you guys can't just come up with it

1113
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 1: ten o'clock? Other, buddy, Okay, if you don't tell me

1114
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: by ten thirty where we're going, I'm going home.

1115
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 2: I mean honestly, at some point, why not just go

1116
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 2: to a.

1117
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: And I'm like, the rose is always good, I understand,

1118
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 1: but we're trying to have a like just chill where

1119
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: we can conversate.

1120
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 2: They're chilling their dancing plazo, but.

1121
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: They got the music going and it's hard to talk

1122
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: when tits are in your face.

1123
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 2: She has a very very nice hey chest, is this

1124
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 2: like the two step in the other.

1125
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 1: So and then he sends me an emoji of a

1126
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: uh clock going tick top. They didn't get that you

1127
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: were there to work. I'm like, I am working. I

1128
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: am live on Hulu right now. I don't have time

1129
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: for this.

1130
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 2: Tell them to turn it that you on and then

1131
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 2: they could see when you were done.

1132
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 1: No, he's at a bar. Turn the bar on Hulu

1133
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: don't know, And so they just kept saying, Hey, we're

1134
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: gonna watch jelly Roll from our seats. You coming up.

1135
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, I am working. I can't come up and

1136
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: see you in your seats. I don't have time. Seats great,

1137
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 1: I don't know where their seats were. I still have

1138
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: no idea where they sat. And I was like, all right,

1139
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: I'll be up there after jelly Roll. Why don't we

1140
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 1: just meet outside by the petticabs so we can go

1141
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:46,280
Speaker 1: beat the always leave early, beat the traffic.

1142
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 2: You just said it without even thinking it, and you

1143
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 2: can't no longer make fun of me.

1144
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: No, Well, al Dean was the fit in the Closer,

1145
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: and I was just I was already tired, and I

1146
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: was like, I'm ready to go to a bar. Al

1147
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 1: Dean was the closer over Urban. Yeah, Urban was in

1148
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 1: the middle. There is no open encloser. They're all big acts. Whatever,

1149
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 1: I get it, Thank you.

1150
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 2: So Ray I had to say that company line.

1151
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: At ten thirty, Buddy text me, He goes, it's ten thirty.

1152
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: I'm going home. I said, dude, I am about to

1153
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 1: be out of here in ten minutes. He goes, you

1154
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 1: have to eleven, and I'm really going home. And I

1155
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: am like, stressed to the max.

1156
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 2: Did you still have another hit to do on TV? Yes?

1157
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 2: You got to choose TV hit or friends.

1158
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: I had to introduce Al Dean live on Hulu and.

1159
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,919
Speaker 2: You got buddies like where are you? Hey?

1160
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: I got drunk buddies who've been drinking this at four o'clock. Hey,

1161
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: where are we going to do? Shots?

1162
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 2: Mother?

1163
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 1: And I'm like stop. So then like I'm waiting to

1164
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 1: introduce Al Dean, and Ryan and Forrest and greg Or

1165
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 1: text me, Hey, we're out by the petticabs. Where are you?

1166
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: Where are you? Let's go, let's go. They're calling me.

1167
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: They're calling me, dude.

1168
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 2: This is stressing me out. And I wasn't even there.

1169
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: And I'm like, guys, I am trying my best. And

1170
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 1: I introduce Alden. I go get my bag, I hit

1171
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: the elevator, I get outside, and Ryan's call me and

1172
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 1: I'm like what, Ryan? What? And he goes where are you.

1173
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: I said, I'm almost to the petticaps. He goes, I

1174
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: got us a car. Hurry up, run, run, run run run.

1175
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,479
Speaker 1: I'm like all right. So I get in the car

1176
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 1: and I said, where are we going? And they said Whistler.

1177
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: So I text everybody that we're going to Whistler. It's

1178
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: on the east side. Go to Whistler because it's supposed

1179
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 1: to be a chill bar. Chill bar. I've never seen

1180
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: a bar so packed in my I've been life and

1181
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: there's picnic tables outside, and there's people using half a

1182
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 1: picnic table, so we get another half. We're all hanging

1183
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:42,760
Speaker 1: around talking, drinking.

1184
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 2: Sounds like rainy kind.

1185
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: Of and then these bros k's on the picnic table

1186
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: behind us. They leave, so we get the whole picnic

1187
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: table and we sit down, we're talking, we're all having

1188
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: a good time. And that's when I get the text

1189
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: from Andrews says, hey, Buddy, overshot it tonight, not gonna

1190
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 1: make the bar cool, which buddy he didn't say. And

1191
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: then I get a text from Ginny, Hey, you guys

1192
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: still a Whistler. Me and Andy are on the way. I'm like,

1193
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: all right, cool. They show up and We're sitting there

1194
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: talking and then my buddy, the one that was bugging

1195
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,879
Speaker 1: me all night that wasn't at the concerts, like, hey,

1196
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: you guys ready to do shots? And I'm like, no,

1197
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 1: I'm good. Garrett's like no, I'm good. Greg's like no,

1198
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: I'm good. Jacob's like no, I'm good. And he goes,

1199
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: who the are you guys?

1200
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,439
Speaker 2: Friends turning on each other?

1201
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: He goes, literally, who the are you guys? Five years ago,

1202
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 1: if I'd have said who wants a shot, you guys

1203
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: would have been knocking each other over to get to

1204
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: the bar. Like what is going on?

1205
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? People change, man.

1206
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, we're in our forties now, and he goes,

1207
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 1: I don't even know you guys.

1208
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 2: He got a friend falling out.

1209
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 1: He goes, dude, I mean are you guys? Like, are

1210
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: you guys the real people? Like who are you? Are

1211
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:04,919
Speaker 1: we shots or what? And I'm like I'm good. Chest

1212
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 1: Nay goes, I'm not scared. You know, I'm not scared. Here.

1213
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 2: We gotta prove it to the Hey.

1214
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 1: So him and dude, right, Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

1215
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: I knew you were always my boy. I knew you

1216
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 1: were my boy. I knew someone would roll with me.

1217
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: And he's like, for real, you're not gonna do a shot,

1218
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. And I'm like, no, I'm not. He goes,

1219
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 1: not even one for old time sake, like, do you

1220
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: remember we used to do yagger bombs in between every

1221
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: UFCAT fight and you're not even gonna do one shot?

1222
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you guys got in the shot fight.

1223
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, I'm not. And he goes, there's

1224
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 1: a UFC fight tonight and you're not gonna do a

1225
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: shot in their honor. I'm like, no, I'm not. I

1226
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: don't want well tequila warm, and he goes, you know

1227
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: that's what I'm ordering. I'm like, you're old enough, though,

1228
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: you can get chilled tequila and get good tequila.

1229
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 2: Dude, you should just done a water shot now here.

1230
00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 2: One need to prove it.

1231
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: He was ordering. I wasn't going to them. I was

1232
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 1: just like no, and he goes this. He goes, I

1233
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 1: don't even know you guys, but I'm going to get

1234
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 1: to shots.

1235
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 2: I've never understood the people that are worried about other

1236
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 2: people's alcohol intake. Dude, I'm always just worried about myself.

1237
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 2: I couldn't give a rip if anybody else did a shot.

1238
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,240
Speaker 1: So he comes back with two well tequila shots.

1239
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:16,399
Speaker 2: You dump it on the girl.

1240
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 1: No, he gave it to chest Day and himself.

1241
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 2: Hey man, it was great, I took it.

1242
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 1: He goes, these are the two people that are still

1243
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:25,439
Speaker 1: living here. We go cheers, and they took a shot,

1244
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you're only back for like two hours.

1245
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I've been working all day. I've been

1246
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 1: going balls of wall since Thursday night, like I am exhausted.

1247
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 2: And he wanted to do a Wells tequila on the

1248
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 2: East Side in Austin with underneath a picnic table with

1249
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 2: dirt underneath it.

1250
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, warm, hey, warm tequila, and well like, I mean no,

1251
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: thank you. I can't even get it chilled. And so

1252
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 1: we sit there and we were talking and talking and

1253
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: like laughing and joking, and then slowly, one by one,

1254
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 1: Jenny and Andy they go home. Then Garrett's like, I'm out.

1255
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 1: Ryan's like I'm out, just leave Ryan. Chess Day goes, guys,

1256
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: I'm about to black out. I'm out. I'm out.

1257
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 2: He was going that hard.

1258
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: He went from the well shot of tequila to twenty

1259
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: minutes later like, guys, I gotta go. I'm a blackout

1260
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: and he was about to black out, and our body goes,

1261
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 1: you can't be serious right now, you're gonna go home.

1262
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:20,720
Speaker 1: It's not even two am yet?

1263
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:21,919
Speaker 2: Oh it was this late?

1264
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: Well, no, it was only one o'clock. And our buddies like,

1265
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,879
Speaker 1: you're gonna go home before two? Like, are you being

1266
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: serious right now? Like what happened to you guys?

1267
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,840
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. We had this talk and I'm like, man,

1268
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 2: life happens. Man, shit happens.

1269
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: So Chess Day's like, fine, I'm back in. I'm back in.

1270
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: He sits back down NBA Lakers and then we find

1271
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 1: out then but this is where it got interesting. Then

1272
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 1: we started talking about something about feet, and our buddy

1273
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: Greg was like, do you guys know anybody that is

1274
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 1: in defeat that like feet is their thing, like they

1275
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 1: have a feed And he said besides Rex Ryan, And

1276
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: that's when our buddy Shot guy was like, I mean,

1277
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 1: I hate to tell you guys, but feet are where

1278
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 1: it's at. Greg about fell off the picnic table bench.

1279
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 1: He was like, oh my god, my whole life, I've

1280
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: never known someone, Oh my god. And he's and he

1281
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: goes so you're telling me shot guys, like, you're telling

1282
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: me you've never seen a foot where like maybe one

1283
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: toe is longer than the other and that is just

1284
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 1: like amazing to you. And we're like, no, dude, it's

1285
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: time to turn in. And he's like, you're telling me

1286
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,920
Speaker 1: you have never got a foot job.

1287
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 2: Oh that's different than feet.

1288
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: And I'm like, excuse me, I'm telling this. He goes,

1289
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 1: He goes, you're telling me you've never seen two feet

1290
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: and just been like, man, that's what I want. And

1291
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, dude. He goes, I want you, guys

1292
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 1: to do me a favor. I want you to go

1293
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: and get your woman's feet and put them on your

1294
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 1: and tell me that that doesn't do something for you.

1295
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 1: And dude, at this point, we were all falling off

1296
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: the PICGNY table laughing. We're all like, you cannot be

1297
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: kidding me. You've gotten to be kidding me, Like you

1298
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 1: are not being for real right now. He was like

1299
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 1: it'll change your life, damn.

1300
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 2: He's a rex Ryan to send it.

1301
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: And that's when gregs like, I gotta go home. That's

1302
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 1: when Jacob was like, I gotta go home. That's when

1303
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 1: chest Day was like I'm out, yeah, and then he

1304
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 1: told me you're not leaving, are you? You want another drink?

1305
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 2: Right?

1306
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: And he's like, I'll buy the next round. Also, don't

1307
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 1: you have a flight at early No? I had a

1308
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 1: flight at six o'clock at night.

1309
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 2: You flew in last night. Yeah?

1310
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: And I was like, if you're gonna buy another drink,

1311
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 1: and then Greg's like, oh, you're gonna buy another drink,

1312
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 1: I'll take it. And Jacob's like, I'll take another drink.

1313
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 1: He goes, what do you guys want? I was like, oh,

1314
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 1: this tequila drink I'm drinking. He goes, no, no, no, no,

1315
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 1: that's not what you drink. You drink Tito's and soda.

1316
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, I want this tequila drink that

1317
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 1: I've had tonight.

1318
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 2: It's good.

1319
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: And he goes, who are you dude?

1320
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 2: These friends sound amazing at peer pressure.

1321
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 1: Now this is the shot guy. Same guy. He's like,

1322
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 1: don't tell me you want you want Tito's and soda.

1323
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 1: That's what you want, isn't it. I'm like, no, no, no,

1324
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 1: this tequila drink is freaking delicious.

1325
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 2: I mean, do these guys know it? You haven't lived

1326
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 2: there in ten years, You've started a family or married.

1327
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want this nice cocktail that tastes delicious,

1328
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: that has tequila. Like, right, it's really good. He was like,

1329
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: I am not going to the bartender and ordering four

1330
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 1: of those. And I'm like what. He goes, don't be

1331
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 1: serious right now. Be serious. You want a Tito's and soda,

1332
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: don't you.

1333
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, I am serious as a heart attack. Shut

1334
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 2: the fuck up.

1335
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 1: So he goes and he orders the four of drinks,

1336
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: and then he comes back and he goes, I gotta

1337
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 1: tell you something. I'm like what, and he goes, that's

1338
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: damn good. That's damn good. That's damn good.

1339
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 2: But he may be hung over till Wednesday.

1340
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 1: Oh for sure, for sure. And they all leave and

1341
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 1: it's just me and him. He's like, you're not leaving

1342
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 1: yet after we drink that drink, not my dude. I

1343
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 1: And so then I order some food from the food

1344
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 1: truck and I got me a tie chicken sandwich. Oh

1345
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 1: my god, ray, it was delicious.

1346
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 2: It was better in Zitozoza.

1347
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: It was. But then oh, I touxted Billy. He did,

1348
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break. We'll come back and I'll

1349
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 1: tell you all about Sunday, I got to see chest

1350
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 1: to day. Billy said, I will, I will.

1351
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 2: What I go, Billy? Have you ever been to Zoetong?

1352
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 2: And he said, I will.

1353
01:00:51,920 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: All right, We'll be right back. All right, I got home.

1354
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I say bye to this dude. I haven't

1355
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 1: seen him in, like, you know, the shot guy, I

1356
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 1: haven't seen him in a couple of years later, and

1357
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 1: give him a hug.

1358
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 2: Hey, man, keep it homeing bro, and he.

1359
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 1: Starts getting all emotional. He's like, dude, it's just so

1360
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: good to see you.

1361
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 2: Man, you're a real one.

1362
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, we don't need it, we don't need to

1363
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 1: like do this. And we're standing outside front of the

1364
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 1: bar waiting for my lift, his lift, his.

1365
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 2: Uber or whatever you want to call it, man.

1366
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,959
Speaker 1: And it's like one fifty five am and some dude

1367
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:28,840
Speaker 1: comes rolling down the street on the scooter and almost

1368
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 1: gets hit by a car. And I'm like, do you

1369
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: know how stupid this guy has to be to be

1370
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 1: riding a scooter at two am with a bunch of

1371
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 1: drunk ass people on the road.

1372
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 2: Some have died in our town.

1373
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 1: And he's just I mean, I'm just like, I'm I'm

1374
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: so cool back like whatever, but I get my uber.

1375
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 1: I'm so cool, door car dead, getting my uber. I'd

1376
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 1: head back to the hotel. Great, good night, go to bed,

1377
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 1: wake up, No no chicks, no chicks. But I'm going

1378
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 1: to my parents' house the next morning at ten thirty.

1379
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 2: Why not just that night to their house because.

1380
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 1: I have a hotel room, show up truck. I have

1381
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: all my stuff and I get in the room, I

1382
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 1: brush my teeth, I go to bed, wake up the

1383
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 1: next morning, and I didn't. I didn't even get breakfast

1384
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 1: tacos while I was there, because my dad has an

1385
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 1: obsession with Taco shack, like breakfast tacos. I'm meeting at

1386
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 1: my parents' house. My brother's coming, my sister's coming.

1387
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 2: I hope everybody's box.

1388
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, I'll be there at ten thirty.

1389
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: So I roll in at ten thirty two, thinking there's

1390
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 1: gonna be breakfast, breakfast tacos, uh colaches, because that's what

1391
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 1: they usually.

1392
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 2: Get, hob and Naro Pepper's.

1393
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 1: I walk in, they're in in a damn thing. I'm like, guys, recession,

1394
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 1: where's the food, where's the breakfast?

1395
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 2: Oh shit? They don't know zempic are they no one

1396
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 2: of our friends. Man, you'll go a whole day and

1397
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 2: they don't eat. They said, Hey, I'm gonna speak over

1398
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 2: the gas station get some food.

1399
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 1: They said, Oh, I thought you'd want lunch. We were

1400
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:10,919
Speaker 1: just gonna get barbecue around eleven. I mean I haven't eaten, right.

1401
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 1: I got to the venue at three and afternoon. The

1402
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 1: day before. All I had was a chicken sandwich at

1403
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 1: one five in the morning. Because they don't feed you

1404
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 1: at these things, brutal. So I am dying. I am like,

1405
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 1: go get the food now. Restaurant doesn't open to eleven,

1406
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 1: damn it. So we didn't eat till eleven forty. Batter's

1407
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 1: Box comes over. My sister's there with her three kids.

1408
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 1: My brother brings his kid over.

1409
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 2: That's angry and to hatred, to hatred is no water.

1410
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. And we hang out just chatting. And

1411
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 1: then my sister in law tells me about her ticket situation.

1412
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 1: You remember how she couldn't get her tickets from the

1413
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 1: ticket window. Yeah, she has the same last name as

1414
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 1: cousin Andrew, and he couldn't get his tickets.

1415
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 2: They both have the exact same name.

1416
01:03:55,400 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: Tanya Smith Andrew Smith. So, and she came to the

1417
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 1: window after Andrew.

1418
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 2: Oh and because yours is oh.

1419
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 1: And she was like, I'm here to get my tickets.

1420
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 1: Tanya Smith, the lady oft the Ticic Go window, goes,

1421
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 1: someone already tried that trick. Well, there are no tickets

1422
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 1: because she had the same last name. They thought it

1423
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:21,440
Speaker 1: was they were trying to scam what and she was like,

1424
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 1: what do you mean. She goes, Yeah, someone already came

1425
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 1: with that same last night and tried to act like

1426
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 1: they had tickets.

1427
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 2: Okay, well they can id.

1428
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 1: Well that's what I said, I said, I said, what's

1429
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,400
Speaker 1: the scam. She goes, the lady accused me of being

1430
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 1: a scammer.

1431
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 2: Dude, this scam he's gotten bad. It's gotten people not

1432
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:37,440
Speaker 2: even believing they're themselves.

1433
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, that trick has already been tried tonight.

1434
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, I'll just sit here because I'm not a scammer.

1435
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 1: And my sister in law said she was so confused.

1436
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:49,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you talking about? She goes, Oh, yeah,

1437
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: the guy earlier, same last name, he tried to get

1438
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 1: tickets too.

1439
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 2: Oh, people are gonna have the same last name. And

1440
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 2: it's just like, what is going on, dude? You know

1441
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 2: with some seven year old lady who heard about a

1442
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 2: scam on TV and thought she was going to do

1443
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:03,560
Speaker 2: her due diligence.

1444
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 1: All she's trying to do is try to get her tickets,

1445
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 1: and this lady's accused her of doing all this stuff.

1446
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: And she's just like, because my sister in law has

1447
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,920
Speaker 1: no idea, my cousin's already been to the window and

1448
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,600
Speaker 1: had problem getting tickets. She's just like, no, I'm just

1449
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 1: here to pick up my tickets under tanya, ma'am like

1450
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,919
Speaker 1: respectfully that that scam is not gonna work.

1451
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 2: I heard about it on the Bobby Bone Show. There's

1452
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 2: scams on that like this going on scam alert.

1453
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 1: So I found that out at my at my parents'

1454
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 1: house and I was like, wow, that's crazy. And so

1455
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,040
Speaker 1: then we hung out for a while. Then we uh

1456
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 1: headed out to the t ball game my nephews, my

1457
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 1: sister's two twin boys. They had a t ball game,

1458
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:40,080
Speaker 1: so I went and watched that.

1459
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 2: Coach is this necessary? We are moving, people are back

1460
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 2: in their garages now, they've already done their commutes.

1461
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, And UH hung out with that for a while

1462
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: and then Pops took me the airport, hugged kissed on

1463
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:55,840
Speaker 1: the lips and it was time to get out of there.

1464
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 2: Man by Dad be good in Austin. I'll hold it

1465
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:00,000
Speaker 2: down into.

1466
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 1: The and that was it. That was the animal trip.

1467
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 2: Man. That was good. That was a bow. That was

1468
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 2: a beginning, middle and an end. Yeah, my favorite part.

1469
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:09,960
Speaker 2: At the end, I was exhausted. I'm still exhausted. And

1470
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 2: then when I got home, I was like, oh, man,

1471
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,600
Speaker 2: I lived At all those clips of the Tom Brady Rose.

1472
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 1: I was like, I really wish I had watch that

1473
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:19,520
Speaker 1: you can today. Actually pretty damn funny. Some of those

1474
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:21,000
Speaker 1: clips were hilarious.

1475
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 2: I just saw the writing. I never actually heard audio,

1476
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:26,640
Speaker 2: which is weird. He's I'm an audio guy. But the

1477
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:29,080
Speaker 2: one they got like, Hey, Tom, what was the dumbest

1478
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:32,360
Speaker 2: thing you ever said to Gizelzelle is hard to.

1479
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,120
Speaker 1: Say, Dizelle.

1480
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:36,720
Speaker 2: Tom, what's the dumbest thing you ever said to Gizel? Dude,

1481
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:40,080
Speaker 2: Gisell is hard to say, Tom, what is the hardest

1482
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,560
Speaker 2: thing you ever had? What is the dumbest thing you

1483
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 2: ever said to Gizell? Hey you should go try jiu jitsu?

1484
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:57,600
Speaker 1: No, there was Julian Edelman. He said, he goes man.

1485
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:04,120
Speaker 1: Everybody always asks me how bit his grogs dick, And

1486
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:09,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, I mean it gets the job done. It

1487
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 1: gets the job done. But I mean that other tight

1488
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:12,439
Speaker 1: end he was hung.

1489
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god. Roast gets so cringe dude.

1490
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 2: And then he and then you see, Brady said, the

1491
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 2: NFL investigated me deflating football for twenty million dollars. He's like,

1492
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:33,320
Speaker 2: those dumb asses could have just asked me about it.

1493
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 2: I would have admitted, yeah, I cheated.

1494
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,080
Speaker 1: He goes, that could have give me at twenty million.

1495
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I deflated those balls. Edelman said, you

1496
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:43,200
Speaker 1: know about to flight. Get everybody asked me, I hated,

1497
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 1: you know, did you deflate Tom Brady's balls? And he goes,

1498
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 1: I mean they weren't going to flight themselves. And Nicky

1499
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:59,080
Speaker 1: Glazer Nicki Glazer said, she goes, hey, hey, hey, Randy Moss,

1500
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:04,680
Speaker 1: mister's no red Randy Moss, no rings. She goes, Aaron

1501
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:06,439
Speaker 1: Arnana's had a ring around his neck.

1502
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:13,520
Speaker 2: Some of those get cringe, dude.

1503
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:18,559
Speaker 1: And then she said, hey Tom Brady, tom Brady, what's

1504
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:21,639
Speaker 1: it like when your ex wis new boyfriend can kick

1505
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,040
Speaker 1: your ass? Why eating hers?

1506
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:30,000
Speaker 2: I mean I was dying, dude.

1507
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:34,120
Speaker 1: I was dying and Belichick doing shots with Robert Kraft.

1508
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:35,320
Speaker 1: I mean it looked awesome.

1509
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:38,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when you know you met he do the roast.

1510
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't understand why he did it. He

1511
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,400
Speaker 1: to raise money for charity, Like why why do you

1512
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:45,080
Speaker 1: sign up for that?

1513
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:47,680
Speaker 2: Just because that's what I'm saying. That's the level of

1514
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:50,160
Speaker 2: success where you say, dude, it doesn't matter what anybody

1515
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:51,880
Speaker 2: says to me. Roast wise, I heard, you know him

1516
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,759
Speaker 2: way better than any He also, it doesn't even matter.

1517
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:56,200
Speaker 2: That's the only people that do that are the most confident,

1518
01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:58,400
Speaker 2: who have had an unbelievable amount of success.

1519
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 1: And all Check got up there and he said, he said, hey,

1520
01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:07,759
Speaker 1: you know how they're always telling you, oh, you know whatever,

1521
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:10,280
Speaker 1: don't quit your day job. Don't quit your day job.

1522
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:13,479
Speaker 1: He goes, Gronk, I watch you on Fox NFL Sunday,

1523
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:16,240
Speaker 1: and I keep saying, quit your day job, quit your

1524
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:16,840
Speaker 1: day job.

1525
01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:19,680
Speaker 2: That's true.

1526
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:25,679
Speaker 1: It is great. And Robert Kraft got up there and said, hey,

1527
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:30,320
Speaker 1: putin if you're watching, give me my damn ringback, would you?

1528
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,440
Speaker 1: Oh it looked hilarious.

1529
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:38,439
Speaker 2: Can you just watch it? Right? You don't gotta pay

1530
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 2: if you got Netflix I.

1531
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,519
Speaker 1: Don't know if that. Yeah, I assume you can watch it.

1532
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back and watch it because the clips

1533
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:44,320
Speaker 1: looked fantastic.

1534
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:46,960
Speaker 2: Dude, my buddy BJ wanted us to roast him for

1535
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 2: his birthday. It was awkward. Within two minutes, we all

1536
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:53,800
Speaker 2: did like a thirty second to a minute roast. She uh, Ali,

1537
01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 2: you know Alidar's daughter. They go, hey, Ali, do a

1538
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:58,800
Speaker 2: roach real quick. Just do a video at real quick.

1539
01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:01,759
Speaker 2: Do thirty minutes. So one of the jokes was because

1540
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:05,200
Speaker 2: BJ always off and on again dates David off and

1541
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:08,759
Speaker 2: on there and Holly wasn't even there, and she goes, hey, BJ,

1542
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:11,439
Speaker 2: look to your left, is David there? If he is,

1543
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:17,760
Speaker 2: that's embarrassing. She knew he was there without even being there.

1544
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:19,719
Speaker 1: And we're all just like, oh my god, oh my god,

1545
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:20,599
Speaker 1: oh my god.

1546
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:22,720
Speaker 2: And then I was like, guys, we all know why

1547
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 2: BJ always has a jewel. It's not because he likes

1548
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,240
Speaker 2: the nicotine or anything like that. It's like because he

1549
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,520
Speaker 2: likes a little small.

1550
01:10:31,479 --> 01:10:34,720
Speaker 1: It's funny. That's funny.

1551
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really be carefully. You don't want to roast

1552
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 2: your friends. Oh we gotta go.

1553
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:40,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, have a good Monday. I'm i gonna go get

1554
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:41,040
Speaker 1: in that.

1555
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,120
Speaker 2: I missed out on five thousand on the horse race.

1556
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,559
Speaker 1: Man, I didn't even see the horse race.

1557
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 2: We had eleven and two. Eleven and two finished second third.

1558
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:51,479
Speaker 2: We need him to finish first and second. Missed it.

1559
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:54,960
Speaker 2: I mean it was it was buying Eddie Nos five thousand,

1560
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:59,760
Speaker 2: oh man, Yeah, can't believe that. I know. If you

1561
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 2: pick four horses, right, you win five million.

1562
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,000
Speaker 1: Yeah it's pretty hard. Huh.

1563
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:06,240
Speaker 2: One horse right, typically's about a thousand. If you bet

1564
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:09,639
Speaker 2: fifty two horses correct the first two, you win five thousand,

1565
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 2: three horses correct, You win fifty five thousand, four horses correct,

1566
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:19,759
Speaker 2: five million dollars. Damn almost picked two of them. Damn.

1567
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:23,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I mean I didn't watch much sports too.

1568
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 1: Sorry about that.

1569
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,000
Speaker 2: Maybe by the Preads are out man.

1570
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I'll tell you about the preds. I'll tell

1571
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 1: you on Wednesday, SPoD Man.

1572
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:33,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were supposed to do something with them.

1573
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:37,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll ride it down preads.

1574
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,559
Speaker 2: All right, And are we doing that launching the YouTube

1575
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:41,120
Speaker 2: later today?

1576
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:42,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, you might as well launch it now. Man.

1577
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:44,519
Speaker 2: Well, we can't launch it all at the same time.

1578
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:45,920
Speaker 1: Well, this is gonna take me a minute. I gotta

1579
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 1: pick up lunch.

1580
01:11:46,439 --> 01:11:50,519
Speaker 2: I'm hungry, all right, all right, we gotta go.