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Speaker 1: Weddings Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, that magical day

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Speaker 1: where two people promise to love each other forever, surrounded

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Speaker 1: by their friends, family, and at least one.

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Speaker 2: Aunt who's already way over the open bar.

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Speaker 1: Limited so nice, and if you're hosting one, the best

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Speaker 1: that you can expect is years down the road someone

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Speaker 1: looks back on your day and says.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I remember that wedding. You guys had the

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Speaker 2: best stuffed mushrooms. Oh yeah, something like food related.

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Speaker 3: That's what you took from my Jame's wedding had.

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Speaker 2: The best salmon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And just hopefully they aren't remembering the dream day

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Speaker 1: that took a hard left turn into chaos, regret, and

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Speaker 1: fire extinguishers want to go to because on this show

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Speaker 1: we talked about all sorts of nuptial disasters, with cake collapses,

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Speaker 1: wardrobe malfunctions, and enough sloppy drunk uncles to fill the

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Speaker 1: fall primetime schedule at TLC. But just when you thought

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Speaker 1: you've heard it all, there's a new wedding mess making

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Speaker 1: headlines today. We got to talk about it because an

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Speaker 1: engaged couple with the last name Finnbaugh was set to

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Speaker 1: tie the knot okay and everybody wants to save money

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Speaker 1: at their weddings, but maybe the Finnbaws went a little

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Speaker 1: overboard on that idea.

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Speaker 3: Why was it like one of those breakfast weddings where

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Speaker 3: they just give you a bagel and call it good.

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Speaker 2: Those are really nice wedding I really enjoy those.

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Speaker 3: But sorry.

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Speaker 1: First of all, the wedding invite only disclosed the location

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Speaker 1: and the time, no other information, nothing about the dress code.

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Speaker 1: There was no wedding website, nothing about where the venue.

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Speaker 2: Was, not even venue in location.

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Speaker 1: Well they're not saying is it like, is it going

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Speaker 1: to be like inside? It's just an address and a time,

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Speaker 1: so you may have some questions.

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Speaker 2: It was just people got there.

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Speaker 1: Turns out it's an outdoor wedding on a humid, sunny,

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Speaker 1: ninety five degree afternoon with no shade or misters anywhere.

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Speaker 3: No dude, they're always like next to a barn and

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Speaker 3: it's a billion degrees.

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Speaker 2: You're going to pass out.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I wish there was a barn because at least

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Speaker 1: the barn would have gave some shape.

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Speaker 2: There was nothing here.

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Speaker 1: Some guests were in shorts and t shirts and flip flops.

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Speaker 1: Others were in formal suits and floor length gowns.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a jacket to a wedding. One lady showed up

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Speaker 2: in a full white dress?

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Speaker 3: What wait not to do that? It was the bride, right,

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Speaker 3: it was.

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Speaker 2: Not the bride, guess. The ceremony itself was quote lengthy

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Speaker 2: at least I'm a speedy wedding at.

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Speaker 1: Least an hour long, with screaming children interrupting throughout, which nightmare,

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Speaker 1: which isn't their fault, but anything time it happened, the

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Speaker 1: minister would stop and start that part of the ceremony

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Speaker 1: over power through.

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Speaker 3: Did you know the bride and groom are just dying

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Speaker 3: up front as well, Like it's not just the guest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's suffering.

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Speaker 1: And when that finally finished and the applause happened, many guests.

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Speaker 2: Were drowning in their own sweat. Yeah. And all they

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Speaker 2: wanted was.

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Speaker 1: A cold drink of water and maybe a fly swater

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Speaker 1: because the bugs were going crazy on the hot, humid day.

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Speaker 1: But there was no water on any of the tables. No,

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Speaker 1: there was no water station. It was just a huge

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Speaker 1: line at the bar, which again was outside in the heat. No,

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Speaker 1: just so people could get to the front in order

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Speaker 1: a cup of water, and no one person finally gets

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Speaker 1: there and asks the bartender for a water. The bartender replies,

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Speaker 1: you got it.

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Speaker 2: Two dollars.

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Speaker 3: They're charging for water.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: Above him is a sign that says no free beverages period,

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Speaker 1: not even water.

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Speaker 3: That is awful.

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Speaker 2: Why would you set your friend like that.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like a bad music festival that we're at,

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Speaker 3: you know, fire wedding. I'm burnt, I'm sweaty, I can't

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Speaker 3: get a water without taking a mortgage out.

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Speaker 2: I'm uncomfortable in so many ways.

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Speaker 1: So the guess is like okay and pulls out his

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Speaker 1: credit card, and the bartender says, oh, sorry, we operate cash.

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Speaker 1: But there's an ATM two miles back down the road.

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Speaker 3: Dude, Venmo, just change into Venmo.

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Speaker 1: I would be like, oh, I'm gonna get cash then,

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Speaker 1: and I would just not come back. So nobody has cash.

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Speaker 1: People are begging the bartender for a sip of water.

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Speaker 3: God, I just have an ice cube the water.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that'll be a nickel please.

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Speaker 1: When it came to dinner, a quote homemade buffet was unveiled,

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Speaker 1: dishes that they prepared themselves, with flies swarming all.

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Speaker 2: Over it for guests to eat.

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Speaker 1: You know, there was a potato salad that was just hot,

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Speaker 1: just some cold in a tupperware, and Grandma's tuna noodle casserole.

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Speaker 3: It was like yesterday when I walked into the break

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Speaker 3: room and there was a big vat of potato salad

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Speaker 3: with a spoon in it, and it's still outside. It's

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Speaker 3: like not refrigerated and obviously store bought.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's tough. Stays for like two weeks.

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Speaker 1: Though, not to mention the bride and groom had apparently

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Speaker 1: miscalculated with plates, napkins and forks.

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Speaker 3: Under I'm guessing under under. Yeah, when you need to

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Speaker 3: read the room and be like, let's call this.

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Speaker 1: When dessert came out, there was an announcement made saying

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Speaker 1: you can come up and get some, but you'll have

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Speaker 1: to hold it with your hands.

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Speaker 2: The dessert they served pudding.

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Speaker 3: Are you seriously they were putting into people's hands.

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Speaker 1: There was a line of people who came through, reached

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Speaker 1: their hand into the pudding path and brought it back

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Speaker 1: to the table with them just screaming to chldren eating

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Speaker 1: pudding out of their parents' hands.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just looking into my mouth off of

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Speaker 2: a spoon.

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Speaker 3: This feels like like when society has finally fallen and

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Speaker 3: this is where we're gonna end up.

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Speaker 1: Many commented the Finnball wedding was more of a survival

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Speaker 1: challenge of gosh. When it was all winding down, a

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Speaker 1: lot of guests thought that maybe the whole thing was

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Speaker 1: just a weird practical joke.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a TV. It sounds like bunk.

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Speaker 3: I mean the pudding, it took me over the edge.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's too much.

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Speaker 1: But turns out Noe wasn't a prank, just poor planning

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Speaker 1: and cheap skating by the bride and girl. And you know,

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Speaker 1: she's like, that was my grandma's pudding, and I thought

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Speaker 1: they were gonna love it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The worst part is they did have water bottles there.

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Speaker 1: They had bottles of water, but the bride banned them

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Speaker 1: from the wedding because they didn't match her aesthetic.

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Speaker 2: The labels just weren't cure.

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Speaker 3: There's children with hands.

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Speaker 1: So that's our nomination for biggest disaster wedding of the

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Speaker 1: entire year, which would allay the.

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Speaker 3: Thing is is if you have a terrible wedding, maybe

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Speaker 3: it's only up from there, right.

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Speaker 2: Gon be a breeze, that's your wedding. Disaster. We got

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Speaker 2: your phones out coming up right after this