WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: You Throw Like a Girl

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking jewels. Second update. You know, sometimes we do second

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<v Speaker 1>date updates that are more than just one date. Like

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<v Speaker 1>the guy who's on the phone right now to do

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update. He actually hung out with the

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<v Speaker 1>woman that he wants to call the entire weekend, and

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<v Speaker 1>now he's not getting a call back. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably because he was a weekend lovers what happens Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>people take weekend love us and maybe Sam, maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>were a weekend love you everything about that? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think so. I never did much like actual lovn. But

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's fun. Mama just wanted a tasty morsel of

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<v Speaker 1>meat for the weekend, and that meat was named Sam,

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<v Speaker 1>who just wanted some iron candy for her son's baseball

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<v Speaker 1>game or something. I don't know, but I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that's what was happening. Your weekend lover experience involved her son. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a single mom, but she's really really pretty and

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<v Speaker 1>she's super fun. She's got a great personality too. I

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<v Speaker 1>was really pleasantly surprised. How did you meet this single mom?

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<v Speaker 1>We met online we get lovers dot com kind of

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<v Speaker 1>the way you have to say it, all right, So

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<v Speaker 1>he for a weekend and then don't call me back

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<v Speaker 1>ghost me dot com. So the first time you guys

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<v Speaker 1>hung out, you met her son, and that didn't alarm

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<v Speaker 1>you at all. Oh no, no, no, we didn't. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't the first time we hung out. The first time

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<v Speaker 1>we did it actually kind of like the classic way.

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<v Speaker 1>We went for drinks and we had a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>But she had to leave early because she said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she had to go take care of her kid, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was, yeah, it made total sense. But we had

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fun. So because we hadn't really spent

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<v Speaker 1>a huge amount of time together that first night, I said, well, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't we go out to dinner tomorrow night, which

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<v Speaker 1>was Saturday. Okay? So she said okay, sure, And things

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<v Speaker 1>weren't even better the second time. You know, it was great.

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<v Speaker 1>We were laughing, we were telling each other jokes, getting

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<v Speaker 1>to know each other better. And the next day she says, well, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>my son has a little league baseball game. So I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, cool, and she said why don't you come?

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<v Speaker 1>And I said I'd love to. So boring I watched

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<v Speaker 1>professional sports kids don't know how to play very well.

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<v Speaker 1>Little league baseball is more interesting than real baseball. Because

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they whiffed the ball and they don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what they're doing. That's funny, you know, real baseball is

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<v Speaker 1>just like they spit and they scratched themselves. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't stand it. Yeah, I love it. So you

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<v Speaker 1>actually went along to watch her son's baseball game. That's

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<v Speaker 1>it feels like a big commitment to me. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean yeah, but I was feeling it, so I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, cast your fate to the win. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>see what happens. You know, it could be fun. And

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<v Speaker 1>what was that like? Was it what you expected it

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<v Speaker 1>to be? Well? Pretty much, yeah, nobody really. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little league baseball game, so you know, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>spend some time talking to the other parents. So we

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<v Speaker 1>watched the game a little bit. But after the game,

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to score some brownie points with their kids,

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<v Speaker 1>so I took them aside and I bought them a

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<v Speaker 1>hot dog and an ice cream cone. And I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>don't let's don't tell your mom because you know she's

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<v Speaker 1>probably gonna get mad that you had the sweets et cetera. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>hold up, you went in ahead and bought her son

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<v Speaker 1>something that you told him to keep as a secret,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's kind of creepy. Yeah, it's not creepy. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's man time, you know, like like man to man.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds creepier that I've heard that before. Trust mean, nothing

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<v Speaker 1>good game of that. So well, I mean, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>saying that's my first red flag is that you're buying

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<v Speaker 1>her son ice cream without asking her. Well he wanted it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was, again, you're just making yourself sounds terrible,

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<v Speaker 1>sound not doing myself any favors right now, You're not anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>you got the kids some ice cream? And did his

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<v Speaker 1>did his mom like give explicit details not to give

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<v Speaker 1>him any ice cream? No? I mean she hadn't said

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<v Speaker 1>not too, but she hadn't said it was okay either.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even ask. Okay, you're just trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>that cool guy, like, hey, dude, here's some ice cream down.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell your mommy, I'm the man by the way, own

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<v Speaker 1>a leather jacket and a car. Want your mommy to

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<v Speaker 1>like me? Hi? Five? Is that what you were doing? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Have a stretched that out over like ten minutes, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's basically all right. So how did the t

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<v Speaker 1>ball game end? And did it fine. She just talked

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. Then she said she had to get

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<v Speaker 1>him home and I said okay, and you know, then

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<v Speaker 1>she took off and then I took off. But then

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to call her that evening, do you know,

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<v Speaker 1>tell her I had fun and see if we could

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<v Speaker 1>make plans to hang out again. And she didn't pick up.

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<v Speaker 1>So I left her a voicemail and she didn't answer.

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<v Speaker 1>And then a day or two went by and I

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<v Speaker 1>texted her and she still hadn't answer. She's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as she left the game, that's the last

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard of her. And I've been pouring over my

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<v Speaker 1>head and I'm thinking, and I'll bet you any amount

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<v Speaker 1>of money that that little probably told on me and

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<v Speaker 1>ratted me out totally okay because I bought them ice

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<v Speaker 1>cream and she probably flipped out and got mad that

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<v Speaker 1>I've got and it was just there's just stupid. But

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<v Speaker 1>there's one scoop. But it's not the ice cream. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the going behind her back thing because you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>her parenting style, you don't know what rules she has

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<v Speaker 1>set up. I mean there's eight thousand different Wow, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not a good idea. None of them are good though,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just an ice cream cone. If you're that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like, you know, hyper parent, it's like, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>loosen up a little bit. Yeah, all right, Well we'll

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<v Speaker 1>play a song come back Caller and see if that

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<v Speaker 1>bastard rated you out. Then your second date update right

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<v Speaker 1>after this. Okay, sounds good? All right, Brook and jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, and welcome back to Brook and jubil

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<v Speaker 1>Field and your second date update up to bat Right

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<v Speaker 1>now is Sam and Sam's in quite the pickle. He

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<v Speaker 1>went out with Brenda and spent the entire weekend hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out with her, some dinner and some drinks, and then

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<v Speaker 1>concluded his weekend with a wonderful day at the ballpark

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<v Speaker 1>watching her son play in a little league game. But

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<v Speaker 1>now Sam isn't getting a call back. Will he be

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<v Speaker 1>oh for one? In career second date updates, We'll find

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<v Speaker 1>out in just a moment. But first let's talk to

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<v Speaker 1>Sam and see if he's ready to make the call. Sam,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. This is actually I'm

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<v Speaker 1>asleep listening to your baseball announcer voice. But like Moose

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<v Speaker 1>people are when they watch baseball, Sam, We're gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>her a call and find out why she's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back after what you thought was a wonderful weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Any other thoughts before we get started. I'm just confused

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<v Speaker 1>as to why she wouldn't call me back, because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we spend three straight days together. So well, I'll doll

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<v Speaker 1>their phone number right now then and see if we

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<v Speaker 1>can figure out what happened. Okay, okay, all right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Hello him, I speak to Brenda. Please. This

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<v Speaker 1>is hey Brenda. How are you? This is Jewil from

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, I'm fine. Who

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<v Speaker 1>is this again? Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio show. Oh okay, okay, obviously long time listener,

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate that, Brenda. You're welcome. Any idea why a radio

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<v Speaker 1>show would be calling you? I don't know. Did I

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<v Speaker 1>win something? No, you didn't. You actually went out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with one of our listeners and now you're

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<v Speaker 1>not calling him back and he's wondering what happened. His

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<v Speaker 1>name is Sam, right right, and Sam told us that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys spent like a whole weekend together, but now

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<v Speaker 1>you won't call him back. Well, I don't think I

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<v Speaker 1>would call it a whole weekend. I mean, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>like we were together every waking moment. He said, you

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<v Speaker 1>did dinner, you did drinks. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't sound

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<v Speaker 1>like it was a fun time for you. Uh yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it started off all right. But it started

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<v Speaker 1>off started off all right. That's usually how people like

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<v Speaker 1>dates recapped. Did you just not enjoy hanging out with him?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? I mean I was kind of into him

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<v Speaker 1>the first night. He was nice. I mean, I'm nice

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<v Speaker 1>enough for me to try again for dinner. You're just

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<v Speaker 1>showering this dude with compliments. I thought for sure you

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<v Speaker 1>would have been like head over heels for this guy

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<v Speaker 1>since you invited him to your son's teaball game, because

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<v Speaker 1>that's a big leap. Yeah, how do you know he

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<v Speaker 1>went to my kids game? He told us all about it,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he did, He told you everything. Yeah, he said

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys went out on a Friday night, had

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<v Speaker 1>some drinks and dinner on Saturday, and then your son's

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<v Speaker 1>baseball game on Sunday. Yeah, and he's confused because he

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<v Speaker 1>thought you had a wonderful time each of those days. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>something changed Sunday at the baseball game changed. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we're at the little league game, having a nice time,

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<v Speaker 1>and suddenly he kind of starts it's like talking trash

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<v Speaker 1>about these little kids split skills. He's ripping on the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's understandable. Little league play is terrible. They're children, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. And the little kids yeah, I mean, they're

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<v Speaker 1>five years old and it's time to step it up

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<v Speaker 1>and play like an eight year old. That's what I say.

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<v Speaker 1>But so he was ripping out in the kids the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time. Yeah, I mean, he's like cracking jokes about

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of loudly, and like other parents are starting

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<v Speaker 1>to kind of give weird glances. And then at one

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<v Speaker 1>point he like turns to me and says, in all seriousness,

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<v Speaker 1>and he says, it looks like your son could use

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<v Speaker 1>some throwing lessons. What don't worry, don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll teach him how to not throw like a girl.

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<v Speaker 1>That was he serious about that or was a really

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<v Speaker 1>bad joke? He seemed totally warious about it to me, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he made a point about it two or

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<v Speaker 1>three times, two or three times? Yes, what was your response,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did you say anything back to him? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>my mom would have been like, yeah, you're right, the

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<v Speaker 1>kids sucks. But did you say don't talk about my

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<v Speaker 1>kid that way? No, I didn't say a thing. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna honor that with a response. But I

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<v Speaker 1>was fuming, Okay, understandable, So well, yeah, I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want some jerks like that around me or my

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<v Speaker 1>kids totally. Well, unfortunately he's kind of around you right now,

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<v Speaker 1>because he's actually on the other line listening to this

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<v Speaker 1>phone call and wants to talk to you. What yep, Sam,

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<v Speaker 1>are you there right? Brand? Uh? Hello? Um, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>we should probably have a little chat then, shouldn't we? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeast of all, I don't know what there is to

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<v Speaker 1>say right now, Sam, except you know, maybe you'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to apologize. What's just how you? So let me finish right.

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<v Speaker 1>Just for the record, I was trying to help, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean anything malicious. I wasn't trying to be nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just calling it like it was. I like sports

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<v Speaker 1>and kind of get into sports. I wasn't being vicious

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<v Speaker 1>or nasty. I mean, I didn't like, you know, get

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<v Speaker 1>drunk or throw my beer. You make it sound like

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<v Speaker 1>I was, So I'm sort of yetty out there and

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<v Speaker 1>in the stand. I wasn't not to my estimation anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, you know, look, I was trying to find

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<v Speaker 1>a way to honestly kind of bond with your kid,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought maybe if we could play some baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, because I know you've got your son, and

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<v Speaker 1>your son's your top priorities. Show if I want to

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<v Speaker 1>be with you, I have to get along with your

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<v Speaker 1>son as well. That's that's a part of who you are.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm trying. I was trying to help. I was honestly.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't gonna lie to you or sugarcoat anything. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying it like it was. You're not gonna bond

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<v Speaker 1>with a five year old kid by killing his mother

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<v Speaker 1>that he spucks. I'm sorry, I know it's just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>sound weird, but I didn't mean that in a bad way.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't mean it in a bad way. You were

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<v Speaker 1>actually critiquing a five year old performance, like you should

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<v Speaker 1>just be happy if they make it to first base

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<v Speaker 1>instead of third base. Look, if you start now, you

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<v Speaker 1>might actually have like a cal ripkin on your hands.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if you could have started early, you totally

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<v Speaker 1>be one of those dads when you have kids, won't you? Yeah? Maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't see any problem with wanting your

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<v Speaker 1>kids to be the best that they can be. And Brenda, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all I want for your son is just I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want him to suck as bad as you did

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<v Speaker 1>that day. Oh my god. And I mean that with all.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do you respect? That is so rude. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take it rude, it's gonna be rude. You could just,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, laugh at all. You have no idea about

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<v Speaker 1>what you're saying, do you? I have every idea what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. I was offering to help him be better.

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<v Speaker 1>If you didn't want me to help, you just said thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>but no thanks. You didn't have to ghost me on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone like this. I don't even know what to

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<v Speaker 1>say to that. There's nothing wrong with my son's athletic ability.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something mentally wrong with you sizing five year old kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Look again, for the record, it's not that there's anything

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<v Speaker 1>wrong quote unquote with your kids athletic ability. I just

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<v Speaker 1>said he could be better. Well in that case, Brenda,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go on a second date with Sam?

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<v Speaker 1>I know he'd like to see you again. We'll pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Oh yeah, I'd love to go on a

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<v Speaker 1>second date with some guy. He's gonna criticize my son's spelling.

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<v Speaker 1>Kiss well, you know if he's if he's not a

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<v Speaker 1>good speller. I was a great speller growing up. I see, Brenda,

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<v Speaker 1>Sam could coach your kid in all the ways of

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<v Speaker 1>being a man. Yeah, he's the worst super dad. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you sure you don't want to go out with him? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm positive on this very snary. That's extremely disappointing. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we did find out that Sam is oh for

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<v Speaker 1>one in the date department. Just shows Sam that every

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<v Speaker 1>time he criticizes a five year old throwing skills, he

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<v Speaker 1>definitely doesn't get a date. Maybe next time he'll try

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<v Speaker 1>to not do that. What do you think, Sam, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>at least he didn't wrap me out about the ice cream,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's night. Yeah, don't worry about it, Brenda. Next

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<v Speaker 1>for your time. In the text in at seven eight,

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<v Speaker 1>five to nine, two says I don't really support the

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<v Speaker 1>guy ripping on the kids baseball skills, but the kid

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<v Speaker 1>probably did suck. Let's give him that. It's broken jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. That second date up, that you just

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<v Speaker 1>heard was obviously tapeball. Brooke was still here. She's out

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<v Speaker 1>on attorney leaving. Jackie is filling in. But the dude

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<v Speaker 1>named Sam wanted to call a woman named Brenda. He

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<v Speaker 1>was confused why she wasn't calling back after they spent

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<v Speaker 1>like the whole weekend together, even went to her kids

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<v Speaker 1>little league game, and Brenda wasn't calling him back because

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<v Speaker 1>during the game, he just ripped on the kid the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time. It was like, you know, I can teach

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<v Speaker 1>him how to throw like a boy if you want to.

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<v Speaker 1>That's some of a turn off off, you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>on a date, if he's already kind of being a bully,

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<v Speaker 1>why would you go on another date with a bull

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<v Speaker 1>bullying and stepping in as a father figure, like, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>take care of this kid out of throw. We're only

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<v Speaker 1>going to raise champions together, you and I. So at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of everything, she yelled at him and told

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<v Speaker 1>him never to call her again, and he still didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get it. He's still like, what I was just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to help kid sucks. I'm a nice guy. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>should just be a little league coach and get all

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<v Speaker 1>his aggressions on another you know, and I really should

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<v Speaker 1>keep been separate from his dating life. Remember, if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do a second day up date, I'll have

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<v Speaker 1>to do his email the show, and we will call

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<v Speaker 1>the person that didn't call you back