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Speaker 2: Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all at all.

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Speaker 3: So give them.

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Speaker 2: A million busy listening to.

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Speaker 4: To I don't joy joy.

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Speaker 5: You know you love? You gotta turn.

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Speaker 2: I can't to turn the mouth.

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Speaker 6: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out,

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Speaker 6: turn a wad of.

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Speaker 2: The morning jup.

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Speaker 1: Wodn't come.

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Speaker 2: Come out?

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Speaker 7: You think.

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Speaker 2: I shall will?

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Speaker 8: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come

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Speaker 8: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey. Got

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Speaker 8: a radio show man doing something with it too.

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Speaker 7: Get a mission. Get a mission man, Get a purpose,

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Speaker 7: get a higher calling.

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Speaker 2: Be about it?

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Speaker 7: What's this all for? What you're waking up in the morning?

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Speaker 7: For Get at it today one more time?

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Speaker 8: Get a mission, Get a purpose in your life, find

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Speaker 8: that higher calling of why you are here?

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Speaker 2: Be about it?

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Speaker 7: What's it all for?

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Speaker 8: Get at it today? Now, Steve, you're making some some

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Speaker 8: some some big statements here.

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Speaker 7: Uh huh yeah.

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Speaker 8: But oh you know I'm gonna clean it up for you,

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Speaker 8: don't you Cause you know I don't just throw it

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Speaker 8: out there without without the how two part. See the

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Speaker 8: how two part is usually where most people stop. They

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Speaker 8: tell you this, what you gotta do is what you

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Speaker 8: gotta do, is what you gotta do. Then they don't

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Speaker 8: tell you how to That's why I don't. I don't

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Speaker 8: get off the boat right there now. If you're trying

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Speaker 8: to figure out if you're trying to get your life

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Speaker 8: a mission, and you're trying to figure out the purpose

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Speaker 8: be about something, and you're trying to figure out what's

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Speaker 8: it all for, and you want to go get at

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Speaker 8: it today, here's the trick. God knows. God knows the

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Speaker 8: answer to all those questions. He knows what your mission

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Speaker 8: in life is. He already know what your purpose is.

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Speaker 8: He already know what the higher calling is. He already

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Speaker 8: know what you got to be about. He already know

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Speaker 8: to go get at. God knows, you know why. He

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Speaker 8: knows because He created you. And God created all of

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Speaker 8: us with a purpose in mind. Irregardless as to how

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Speaker 8: we were created, we were all created.

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Speaker 7: With the purpose in mind.

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Speaker 8: He got a mission for us, He got something he

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Speaker 7: Expects of us.

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Speaker 8: He has a life of abundance prepared for each and

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Speaker 8: every one of us that will lay claim to it. Now.

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Speaker 8: If you don't want that, then gone and start making

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Speaker 8: decisions on your own, possibly like you have. Now, let

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Speaker 8: me ask you something, since you've been making all the

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Speaker 8: with it? How you feel about it every day? How

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Speaker 8: locked in on your mission are you?

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Speaker 7: Are you on a good purpose? Plan you know?

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Speaker 8: Do you feel like your life is in a higher calling?

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Speaker 8: Come on now, So now I'm asking you if you've

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Speaker 8: a fact you can't because you can't know how good

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Speaker 8: understand this one now. Please understand this ain't Steve just

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Speaker 8: the Bible. It's all in holy writings. But you know

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Speaker 8: I ain't got time for that. Don't go to church

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Speaker 8: But we're humans, so we go get at it the

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Speaker 7: See while I was getting at it the way I

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Speaker 7: saw it, or to be got at You understand me.

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Speaker 8: When I was defining my purpose, when I was creating

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Speaker 2: I'm just now.

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Speaker 7: Getting at it for real.

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Speaker 8: I've been working towards it all my life. I didn't

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Speaker 8: know it though, But see, because God is so merciful

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Speaker 8: all the mistakes I made, And then when I finally

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Speaker 8: take all of them. Is to tell you how cold

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Speaker 8: you how cold God is. He takes all the mistakes

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Speaker 8: making your own decisions.

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Speaker 2: He takes all of that and uses them as.

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Speaker 8: Valuable gained and learned experiences, and he takes that and

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Speaker 8: allows you to be who you are today. See God,

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Speaker 8: God ain't gonna let you forget what you did. But

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Speaker 8: here's something cold too. He ain't gonna let what you

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Speaker 7: Oh oh what you say. See.

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Speaker 2: See that's what's cold.

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Speaker 8: See all the mistakes I made, every lie I told,

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Speaker 8: every traumatic experience I went through, I put anybody through.

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Speaker 2: Any time.

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Speaker 8: Man I was out there tripping trying to justify it

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Speaker 8: as right. He said, all right, okay, But now, because

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Speaker 8: of my mercy and my grace, what I'm gonna do

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Speaker 8: is I'm gonna allow all this to happen. You're gonna

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Speaker 8: of abundance that you could have been and had. But

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Speaker 8: I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take

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Speaker 8: So I'm gonna let all of these lessons that you've learned,

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Speaker 7: You gonna it's gonna be jewels in your head.

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Speaker 9: Man.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna take all of that stuff and make you knowledgeable.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna take all of that stuff and I'm gonna

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Speaker 8: put it in your mission. I'm gonna take all that

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Speaker 8: find out what it's all been for. I'm gonna take

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Speaker 8: all of that and with all of that mess you've

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Speaker 7: See, but that only happens when you come to God.

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Speaker 8: Because God is the only one that knows what you've

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Speaker 8: what you're going through Hey, the only one can do that.

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Speaker 8: Ain't nobody else like him. There's nothing like him on

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Speaker 8: get over there and talk to God. Man, quit wasting

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Speaker 2: Stop.

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Speaker 8: I'm telling you he'll let you get at it, and

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Speaker 8: can't nobody let you get at it like him.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's ride here listening to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 8: Ladies, gentlemen, truck drivers, bosses, warner bees, people in construction,

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Speaker 8: bridge workers, school crossing guards. You know, man, I had

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Speaker 8: a school crossing god one time. I never met a

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Speaker 8: Everybody in the crosswalks started crying and running. I was

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Speaker 8: y'all in there. This is Steve Harvey Morning Show. Be grateful, today,

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Speaker 8: y'all had a long conversation with God. Really to spend

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Speaker 8: Just take a couple of minutes, man out today, close

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Speaker 7: That's all.

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Speaker 8: Here we go, Shirlie Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica

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Speaker 8: Junior or better known as KLS, which stands for kill

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Speaker 8: Lawan's space.

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Speaker 7: It's the lauwan for me killer. I didn't get that

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Speaker 8: That's when black people started naming their kids Spanish names kill.

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Speaker 8: I don't know where that came from. That is not

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Speaker 8: black though, killed them, but lwan no oh yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 7: Let me let me ask you.

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Speaker 11: Uh, you know, our family decided this year we're gonna

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Speaker 11: do that gift exchange.

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Speaker 2: Have you done that before with your.

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Speaker 7: Family when you do the gift exchange?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, of course, yeah, cause I know I saw who

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Speaker 12: pulled my name. I know my gift aith go and

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Speaker 12: be noning. But my uncle pulled my name and he

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Speaker 12: missing the tooth, So I know I ain't finna get

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Speaker 3: I know that.

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Speaker 8: Well, if you won't buy a tooth, I can promise

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Speaker 8: you your gift ain't gonna be worth for that help

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Speaker 8: because first of all, he don't see nothing wrong. When

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Speaker 8: a person is shopping for you that don't see nothing wrong.

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Speaker 8: The tooth in the front of your head is missing. Yeah, dog,

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Speaker 8: can what I got to do? Pop bottles copper? Why

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Speaker 8: you know, I gonna work down at the trap house

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Speaker 8: for a couple of days. I got to get some

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Speaker 8: money for this tooth. It's no way, dog, I'm down

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Speaker 8: for this tooth. Yeah, but your uncle to set that

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Speaker 8: for years, yeah missing. Oh yeah, man, your gift ain't

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I promise you this gift coming out of dollar Stone,

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your Sandra.

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Speaker 3: This is she.

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Speaker 1: Hey, how you doing.

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Speaker 15: I'm fine with this.

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Speaker 2: This is Brian.

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Speaker 7: This is Brian.

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Speaker 2: I work with your sister, Kiva. Okay, we've met a

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Speaker 15: It's been three months since I've had them?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well congratulations to you. Listen, we we're

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Speaker 2: Well, I I you know what I'm My job is

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Speaker 15: Yeah, you said that, I've been trapped in this house

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Speaker 15: When is the party?

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Speaker 2: Uh, it's gonna be next week, next Friday. We're gonna

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Speaker 15: I just need to see if I can get a babysitter.

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Speaker 15: I haven't had to use a babysitter yet.

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Speaker 3: But I'll try.

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Speaker 15: I'll do my best for me. It's my sister and

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Speaker 15: said that it's pop. Look what are y'all bringing?

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Speaker 2: Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are

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Speaker 7: We just gonna have a good time.

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Speaker 15: Well, do I need to cook it myself? Or can

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Speaker 15: I just order something to have it delivered or something

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 7: Well, actually we're we're interested in getting some eggnog.

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Speaker 15: Uh yeah, I can probably I could send my husband

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Speaker 2: Well, well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything

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Speaker 2: We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw

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Speaker 15: Well, they make the best milk over there. I know

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Speaker 7: Okay, So your mom has what kind of milk?

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Speaker 15: My ain't tea. She makes the best eggnog, and I

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Speaker 15: know she us like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff.

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Speaker 15: That's what I was thinking.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no no. We want some

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Speaker 2: breast milk, not the best milk. We want breast Aren't

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Speaker 15: You you say breast as in b r east breast.

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Speaker 7: Milk, breast milk.

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Speaker 15: Yes, yes, wait a minute, wait a minute, yeah, I'm breastfeeding.

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Speaker 15: But breast milk is for babies.

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Speaker 16: Adults.

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Speaker 15: People don't supposed to drink that. If you if you

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Speaker 2: Supposed to be breas milk. Breast milk is the best milk. See,

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Speaker 2: So what we was trying to do is get it.

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Speaker 2: Get the eggnog made with breast milk, and that's what

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Speaker 15: Brian, you say your name is Brian.

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Speaker 7: Yes, I'm Brian.

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Speaker 15: Okay, Brian, you must be white, because because black folks

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Speaker 15: don't drink breast milk. That's for babies. Okay, I am

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Speaker 15: not making eggnog with breast milk. Now, Breast milk is

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Speaker 15: That sounds nasty, unstounded. Why would I do that to

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Speaker 2: For that?

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Speaker 15: To have somebody to do?

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Speaker 7: I mean, is that what you can like pump out

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Speaker 15: I mean, just what we're about to end this conversation.

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Speaker 15: That is not something I'm about to do. Okay, I

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Speaker 15: am not pumping milk for some Christmas party. That that

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Speaker 15: is nasty. Okay, somebody gonna call it in health's apartment

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Speaker 15: on y'all bring up milk up there to make some egnog?

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Speaker 15: What does that? We don't do that. This ain't no

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Speaker 2: You know what, ma'am?

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Speaker 7: I mean.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to offend you. I just wanted to

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Speaker 2: You know, maybe you could, you could squeeze out a

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Speaker 15: I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table spool

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Speaker 15: of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party?

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Speaker 3: Does that?

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Speaker 15: Yeah? You got me something you need to tell. Keith.

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Speaker 15: First of all, I don't even know why ever gave

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Speaker 15: have She couldn't have known you're gonna ask me to

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Speaker 15: make some damn egnog with real breast milks.

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Speaker 7: I didn't. I didn't.

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Speaker 2: I didn't tell Keith exactly what I wanted. But I

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Speaker 15: Well, Brian, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are

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Speaker 15: smarter than that to be calling somebody asking for some

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Speaker 15: breast milk? Who does that? What you can do if

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Speaker 15: you want some eggnow, you could stop at the grocery Stoll,

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Speaker 15: get you some infa milk some similar and mix ignog

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Speaker 15: yourself if that's what you choose to do. But my

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Speaker 15: breast milk, you can't even pay for it? Okay, I

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Speaker 15: don't get down like that. That's a if I ever

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Speaker 15: heard of it, Youtoe. It tells you be calling around

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Speaker 2: You're gonna be this selfish that you can't loan us

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Speaker 2: a little bit of breast milk so we can have

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Speaker 2: a great time with some eggnog.

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Speaker 15: At the party, selfish loan breast milk.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, you know what concerned, don't worry about.

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Speaker 2: We don't even want you at the party. If you

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Speaker 15: Damn right. I don't need to come here on a

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Speaker 15: Sunkey party. And you tell Keiva this is some Steven

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Speaker 15: have her friend call me.

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Speaker 7: I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's

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Speaker 7: and I try to be nice enough to invite you.

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Speaker 15: I'm offended. I am offended. Okay, would you ask your

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Speaker 15: to do something like that? Would you expect somebody to

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Speaker 15: ask You're just respecting me asking me for some like that. Okay,

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Speaker 15: you know what, Brian, what is your last name? Because

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Speaker 7: Ask, Well, Brian ain't really my name. I didn't really

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Speaker 15: Name, so so you playing on the phone. Then you

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Speaker 15: probably don't even know my sister. Who is this?

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Speaker 7: I mean, I talk to your sister about twenty minutes ago.

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Speaker 7: I talked to Keith.

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Speaker 15: You may't talk to my kiva because this is a

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Speaker 15: I know that too clearly, Okay, but I want to

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Speaker 15: go and tell you this here. You know what you're

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Speaker 15: gonna get off my damn phone. That's what you're gonna do.

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Speaker 2: Keeble told me to call because see, I am nephew

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Speaker 2: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your sister

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Speaker 2: Cable got me the prank phone call.

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Speaker 15: You you talking about that nephew Thomas on the TV

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Speaker 15: in the radio? No, I did this. Kn't be real, said,

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Speaker 7: Okay, exactly.

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Speaker 2: I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest that. I mean,

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Speaker 14: It is time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer,

452
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Speaker 14: Steve Harvey. This is from Catrese in Baltimore, who writes,

453
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:13,440
Speaker 14: my sister suspects her husband of cheating, and she's so

454
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 14: worried that she's losing weight and she can't sleep. I've

455
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,239
Speaker 14: seen him out with the lady and I met her.

456
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,399
Speaker 14: Would it help if I had a real conversation with

457
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,919
Speaker 14: my brother in law? Will he stop cheating?

458
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Speaker 15: No?

459
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Speaker 8: No, he's not gonna stop cheating. If you have real

460
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,160
Speaker 8: conversation with your brother in law, he married to your sister,

461
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,399
Speaker 8: he cheating, he ain't married to you. Well, what what

462
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 8: are you gonna say? What are you gonna say? The

463
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 8: girl already suspects him. You've seen him with the girl,

464
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Speaker 8: and now you're gonna bring it up. He know he busted,

465
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 8: He know he busted. There's nothing you could say that's

466
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 8: gonna make What you're gonna say, I'm gonna tell your

467
00:22:55,840 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 8: wife she already know, so this is this is none

468
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 8: of your business. You have to let this play out now,

469
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 8: it's not your business. I know you love your sister

470
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 8: and everything. Just going and be there for holding you

471
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 8: know this going just going to court. He gonna a

472
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Speaker 8: louse a lot of stuff when he get that too.

473
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Speaker 1: He ain't gonna believe it is all right.

474
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Speaker 14: Well, moving on to Lawanda and Macon. Lawanda says, I

475
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Speaker 14: had a thing with my coworker before I got married,

476
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Speaker 14: and she told me she missed me. So I went

477
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Speaker 14: by her house one day last week. I feel bad

478
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 14: about sneaking around on my hobby. So do you think

479
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Speaker 14: he'll have an open mind about it if I tell

480
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Speaker 14: the truth?

481
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Speaker 2: I know you're gonna say, mixed up a little bit

482
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Speaker 2: what you heard.

483
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Speaker 14: Lawanda says she had a thing with her coworker before

484
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Speaker 14: she got married, and the coworker told her that she

485
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Speaker 14: missed her. So she went by her house one day

486
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 14: lastlast week. And she says she feels badly about sneaking

487
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 14: around on her husband. So do you think an open

488
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 14: mind about it if she tells the truth.

489
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Speaker 8: Well, so, if he's gonna have an open mind, but

490
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 8: the first thing he gonna want to do is join in.

491
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 8: I can almost assure you that that's going to happen

492
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 8: right right, But he's not gonna have an open mind.

493
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 8: He might but or or it could end y'all's relationship.

494
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 8: It was one of the two. He gonna either want

495
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Speaker 8: to join in or y'all gonna end this relationship. That's

496
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 8: the chance you're gonna have to take because I can't

497
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Speaker 8: help you.

498
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 7: Shut your damn mouth.

499
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Speaker 1: You're out of this one, all right.

500
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Speaker 8: I don't know why y'all got to tell everything, you know,

501
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 8: just be quiet. You'd have made the mistaken and went

502
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 8: over the girl house. Y'all have been at it again.

503
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 8: Shut up, let it go.

504
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 2: Why did y'all have to talk? I don't understand that.

505
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 2: Shut up, it's the same reason you have.

506
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 14: Shut up.

507
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:09,919
Speaker 7: Let's shut up.

508
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 8: Lying and talking too much is too damn too totally

509
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 8: different things. We lie out of necessity, ain't nobody ask.

510
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Speaker 7: Y'all walk ahead and tell the damn truth.

511
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 2: That's on us.

512
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 14: Why Frisia in Dover says, my husband told me that

513
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 14: he didn't mind if I got breast in plants as

514
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 14: long as he got to pick the sides.

515
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Speaker 1: I don't want the big ones that he wants me

516
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Speaker 1: to have.

517
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Speaker 14: So should I be honest with him or go ahead

518
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Speaker 14: and get the sea cup that I want and deal

519
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Speaker 14: with him later.

520
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Speaker 7: Yeah, well, you're gonna put something on. You don't want this,

521
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,360
Speaker 7: You're crazy.

522
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,479
Speaker 2: You're already married to him.

523
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Speaker 7: Me is stupid, he'd.

524
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 8: Have put something over here. You gonna be crushing beer

525
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 8: cans with your breasts if you listening to him. Stop

526
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 8: that girl, talk to It's gotta make sense. That's what's

527
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 8: happening with these women going here asking these men about

528
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 8: these bbls. That's why these answers and got out of control.

529
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 8: Right now, y'all walking down here. The sugar ice cream cone, yeah,

530
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 8: you know them little waffle cones. Yeah, listen to the

531
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 8: great big old as a little bit of thighs can't

532
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 8: even hold that much tail up this. That's why y'all

533
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 8: be listening to me. You can't get the big ones

534
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 8: in you little. It's gotta make sense. Ask the doctor

535
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 8: what he thinks.

536
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 2: Damn. Yeah.

537
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 14: Yeah, So just you're you're suggesting and agreeing with her

538
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 14: that she should just get the smaller size that she

539
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 14: wants because it's her body anyway. Okay, all right, last one,

540
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 14: huh No, I'm sorry. Moving on to uh Davion in

541
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 14: Fort Lauderdale, Debienne says, I'm a painter and I went

542
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 14: to do a job at one of my buddy's house

543
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,199
Speaker 14: and his lady friend was walking around in her bra

544
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 14: and panties. I was uncomfortable and I told him. He

545
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 14: told me that's because I want her.

546
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: How did he jump to that conclusion?

547
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 3: What?

548
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 15: What?

549
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 2: And Okay, this is crazy all of us, all the

550
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 2: men went.

551
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,400
Speaker 1: Why no, Okay, So I'm gonna I'm gonna say it again.

552
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again because it's crazy. Davion is

553
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: a painter.

554
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 14: He went to do a job at one of his

555
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 14: buddy's house and his lady's friend was His lady friend

556
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 14: was walking around in her.

557
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: Bra and panties. He said he was uncomfortable, and he

558
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 1: told him.

559
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 2: Uh.

560
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: The guy told him that that's because he wants her.

561
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: How did he jump to that conclusion?

562
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 14: So he went to paint the guy's house. The guy's

563
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 14: woman was walking around in her bron pennies and the

564
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,639
Speaker 14: painter was uncomfortable, so.

565
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: He told his friend about it.

566
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Speaker 14: He told the guy about it who he was doing

567
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 14: the job for, and the guy said, that's because you

568
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 14: want her, and he's trying to figure out how in

569
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,439
Speaker 14: the world did he come to that.

570
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 8: Conclusion, Well, these are some swingers right here. Well you

571
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 8: over at the house, and then that was the selling tool.

572
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,439
Speaker 8: And then he goes, that's cause you want him now,

573
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 8: any other man the hell you mean? You looking at

574
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 8: my wife walking around the house, it would have been

575
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 8: all other But how where the question come from? That's

576
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 8: cause you want her? See all, that's a set up question.

577
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 8: Y'all got to know what's happening here now, and then

578
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 8: you gonna say, well, damn she and my face dog,

579
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 8: I'm just letting you know. Well do you want her?

580
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 18: Now?

581
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 8: We fit to get into what it's all about right here. See,

582
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Speaker 8: you ain't finna just be a painter. You fin to

583
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 8: be a poorn style. You're finna be on film though.

584
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So she's walking around.

585
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 8: Star watching, she advertising, Shirrey, She advertised because that's what

586
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 8: he likes. He's he likes to watch people with his girl.

587
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 8: Now he just set the paint up. Now you're gonna

588
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 8: be over there. He's gonna be in the corner drinking

589
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 8: strawberry and lemonade, watching y'all that that wouldna y'all.

590
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 7: Let that, let that job go.

591
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 2: Pardon yeah, just walk Yeah.

592
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 7: Because you're finna be a world in trouble right here.

593
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 19: Your painting.

594
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 2: Unless you're gonna paint naked, Unless you're gonna paint naked

595
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 2: and going on. We're all in there now.

596
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like he is though he's uncomfortable.

597
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 2: He already said he's uncomfortable.

598
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 7: She Steve Robin Martin show Man.

599
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 14: Would you rather be known as a sex symbol? Or

600
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 14: would you rather be known as the funniest man?

601
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 2: Or I'll be beaten because I ain't gonn be no.

602
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 2: Six something?

603
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 7: That was his body. I missed that, I missed that train.

604
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 2: I am a sex symbol. I can't get rid of it.

605
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 2: You can't help I can't get rid of that.

606
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 7: And that right there is the funniest thing you.

607
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 14: What marks the beginning of the holiday season for you?

608
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 14: Is there a specific song that puts you in the

609
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 14: Christmas spirit? How about a special movie Carla the Temptations.

610
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: That's Christmas Eve only.

611
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 15: Yeah.

612
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 14: Also Imitation of Life. That's another good Christmas movie. So

613
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 14: what about you, Steve?

614
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 3: I know you like.

615
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 1: Christmas.

616
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm going to get to know your god, Yeah,

617
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,479
Speaker 18: it's Christmas.

618
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 7: That's my song.

619
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 18: I hear that.

620
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 20: Yeah, that's number one.

621
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: And then the Temptations traws me.

622
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 7: Now everybody listening for that about.

623
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 2: Oh that's good that chest Yeah that's my jam too.

624
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 7: I love that song.

625
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, someday Christmas Stevie wonders, I love that.

626
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 3: What is that?

627
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: You know, someday Christmas? You don't know that one.

628
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 2: It ain't beat.

629
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: Don Donnie's number one for Yeah, that's number one and.

630
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 7: Christmas see Stevie's music. Oh that's my thu Yeah for sure.

631
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 8: Oh the albums, Oh, talking book, baby, your baby may

632
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 8: sound uh the plan keep in me?

633
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: Hey is this other me again?

634
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 8: That's the boy boy, that's that damn talking book. When

635
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 8: he was sitting on that rock, Yeah, that boy right there,

636
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 8: he didn't know they had him on the rock. He

637
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 8: thought he was doing a photo shoot in the backyard.

638
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 8: He threw the LSS out in that desert.

639
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: He was on a round.

640
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, hend putting on his hands, trying to feel his

641
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 8: way around, see where it was. Tell right here, listen

642
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 8: to me. Let me tell y'all something I've been around. Steven,

643
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 8: Steve ass ain't blind. I don't believe.

644
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 2: Always say that I told Stevie this blind, This a hoax.

645
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 7: He'd have made a lot of money on it.

646
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 8: It's a hey, listen to me, Hi, Stevie blind. You

647
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 8: ain't never seen Stevie with a dog or he ain't

648
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 8: never fail.

649
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 2: It just blind to me. You don't never seen running

650
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 2: up into nothing.

651
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 7: He ain't got no dog nowhere. He ain't never had

652
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 7: to unfold his stick, get just showing up places.

653
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: We're moving on.

654
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 2: I know when brother Milton be with h but.

655
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: All right, Steve introduced him.

656
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 17: He's here.

657
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 7: Well that you don't feel like being into Christmas?

658
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 8: Big he is?

659
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 2: No, I don't.

660
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 13: I don't write happy Christmas songs because there's enough of

661
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 13: those happy, happy Christmas songs get lost in the shupheerd

662
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 13: all and deck the halls?

663
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 21: Who the hell want to hear?

664
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 16: That?

665
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: Over Lord is oversaturated?

666
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,719
Speaker 21: Right for the sad and downtrock.

667
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: Grin on the way hit it Hello there it's Christmas

668
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: time again.

669
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 22: I don't believe it's him mad soul on Chrisple the

670
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 22: time just past lady by stealing?

671
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 6: Can you runner on the way? And I haven't ticket

672
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Speaker 6: a damn? It's Christmas.

673
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Speaker 23: Also crowding cridy people on the side, Sady' ratherless pease

674
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Speaker 23: on the show.

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Speaker 1: Lady, please nobody.

676
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 6: My first, even my wile just said, no way, damn

677
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 6: it's Christmas. Shoe Christmas, Long Christmas, Happy Christmas, nose hose.

678
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: You're a mean one, mister joy.

679
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 21: Singing to somebody. That's right, somebody.

680
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 2: Refused if you're hearing some notes.

681
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: Too many happy Christmas songs out there here.

682
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 13: Every year, somebody got a Christmas album Happy. It is

683
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 13: happy that I'm in.

684
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 21: I'm in a lane all by myself.

685
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 3: Yeah you are.

686
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 5: I want to be.

687
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 7: Got a tree? Jay?

688
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 3: No?

689
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: Did he insult you?

690
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 7: I can't imagine my house.

691
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: Ain't no treat, especially by the grandchildren, your.

692
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 13: Great well that they want to see treat. Go to

693
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 13: the other granddaddy house, because this ain't got one.

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00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: You buy them gifts, Jay, Please tell me that.

695
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 21: Yeah, I buy gifts. I buy them gifts.

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00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 24: Ain't You don't put your hand, you don't put it

697
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 24: under the tree though that it's.

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00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 7: Just sitting up on the coffee It's just sitting up

699
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Speaker 7: on the coffee track.

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00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 12: You ain't wrapped hYP over there, that's yours.

701
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 7: That's how j passed that gift.

702
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 1: Killing the bag.

703
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,919
Speaker 21: Jay with a receipt. They want to take it back.

704
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 2: You never know, you know, you one iPhone?

705
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 7: All right, man, because I keep miss there so sad.

706
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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 17: When America needed hope, they delivered this Christmas discovered the

708
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 17: incredible true story of the sixth Triple Eight, the first

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Speaker 17: and only all black, all female battalion to serve overseas

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Speaker 17: doing World War Two.

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00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: Their mission to.

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00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 17: Boost the morale of soldiers with a little love from

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Speaker 17: back home. With a powerhouse performance from Kerrie Washington, the

714
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:31,479
Speaker 17: Sixth Triple Eight will inspire you and touch your heart.

715
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 17: Don't miss The Sixth Triple Eight, written and directed by

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Speaker 17: Tyler Perry, now playing only on Netflix.

717
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for would you rather?

718
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 14: Would you rather ski down a snow capped mountain or

719
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 14: serf in the Pacific Ocean?

720
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 1: Ski down a noo capt mountain?

721
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 7: Down there, down the mountain. We're gonna tell you about

722
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 7: this water.

723
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 2: Shir no, No, you maybe change.

724
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 1: Your mind because you're you're on a snowcare mountain.

725
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 2: That mountain.

726
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna lock and fall and recover that falls

727
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 8: in the water. That's drowning sharp.

728
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 2: Too much?

729
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 20: All right?

730
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: Would you rather have three eyes or three hands?

731
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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Three hands, I'm gonna need that.

733
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Speaker 2: Three hairs.

734
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Speaker 8: I ain't gonna have nobody staring at me all day

735
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 8: because I'm definitely gonna be looking back with your mother eyes.

736
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 8: I had them three hands, I'm gonna put one on them.

737
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 7: In my pocket.

738
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Speaker 21: Three eyes.

739
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Speaker 8: Yeah, we're not gonna have them three eyes sitting up

740
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 8: in here. Man, that's just crazy. You ain't gonna be

741
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 8: able to get no play after that.

742
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 24: What's wrong in the glass? I got to get with

743
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 24: these three eyes? That's just too much?

744
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay?

745
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 14: Would you rather have sex continuously for one hour or

746
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 14: always get it done in two minutes?

747
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 15: It?

748
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 14: I'm doing that now, okay, continuously continuously, non stop.

749
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 7: Oh I ain't no breather, ain't no hold up a.

750
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 20: Many continuously for one hour, always done in two minutes.

751
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 1: One in four. I was cold with that hour and

752
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: today minutes two minutes.

753
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Speaker 7: Get me gone on by my bell. I'm not gonna

754
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 7: worry you like that.

755
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna We're not gonna do it. You ain't

756
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 2: got that kind of.

757
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 7: Man. We we get this done in a commercial. Back

758
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 7: back to autumn I'm telling you.

759
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Speaker 2: Too much to do. You got too much to do, Harvey.

760
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 7: No, I'm the one hour dude.

761
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Speaker 1: I ain't got no time continuously.

762
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Speaker 2: I mean.

763
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Speaker 8: Two minutes ain't gonna work. Okay, now you got it,

764
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Speaker 8: you get now, you got somebody aggravated with your ass.

765
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Speaker 21: Constant.

766
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 2: Now you just rode down. You know it's spending minutes

767
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 2: into your ass.

768
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 7: Yeah I know.

769
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Speaker 8: But see it's the way that you can. You can

770
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 8: pace yourself, see, y'all, don't y'all young. See maybe you

771
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 8: don't know. You ain't just you ain't got to have

772
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 8: the same motion for a hour. Though there's other things

773
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 8: you can be doing.

774
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: You can work it now.

775
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, slow win.

776
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 7: Looking at the I'm still looking at the clock. Stayed that,

777
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Speaker 7: but easy.

778
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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, good morning, this is your boy, and

779
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 2: if you tell me, have a happy and save holiday season,

780
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Speaker 2: Happy New Year. From the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

781
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Speaker 14: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Okay, Tommy, So we

782
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 14: know you're multi talented. We know you can do voices, impressions,

783
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 14: you're a comedian, you're an actor.

784
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: We got all of that. Multi talented, but you never

785
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,760
Speaker 1: cease to amaze us. You always come up with new stuff.

786
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Speaker 14: And now you have a brand new, all new, brand

787
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Speaker 14: new Christmas song for us, and we're gonna hear it

788
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 14: right now.

789
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Speaker 1: So tell us about it, Tommy, how it came about.

790
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 2: This is happy holidays, This is that feel good, This

791
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 2: is that family, This is that that good vibe, good spirit.

792
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 7: That's what this is.

793
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Speaker 2: And it's a collaboration between myself old friend of mine,

794
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Speaker 2: Alison Williams, who I used to be on Wow way

795
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Speaker 2: back in the day showing stage place. I'll stand still

796
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 2: got a young brother named Desmond Douglas. His stage name

797
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 2: is whatever like it?

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Speaker 15: What?

799
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Speaker 1: Yes, Carla? So you just acting like you just go

800
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 1: in the studio when you just down track?

801
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 2: Mean, y'all tell me what y'all think. I am not

802
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 2: a rapper I about you know, I bout out and

803
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 2: the rappers them they off the change. So I let's

804
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 2: just say I dabble a little bit, and y'all just

805
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 2: just tell me how I did dabbling. I dabbled, Okay,

806
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,439
Speaker 2: Christmas Son, I gave it a shot.

807
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: So here you look like you got a hold you

808
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: who I'm coming too?

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00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,280
Speaker 7: Songs from an album?

810
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 2: Okay, from what?

811
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 3: From what?

812
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 2: An album? But that's right here is happy holidays. Y'all

813
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 2: tell me what y'all think. We listen whole another holiday season. Main,

814
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 2: we got all the good fix seeds and seasons. Main,

815
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 2: Mama need him in the up, big chicken brisket and

816
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 2: hook up, hide the water corn read with the pies

817
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 2: and cakes, salads and macaronett and O my plight.

818
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 7: I wish somebody hurried them from just saying grace. I'm

819
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 7: already taking about my second and.

820
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Speaker 25: M brown the table family, Everything jingles from me, a smells,

821
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Speaker 25: and I think the seeds brings shiny lcen, red, green,

822
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 25: blue and white Mama sweet potato pies.

823
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Speaker 1: The holiday brings.

824
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 7: Awful Christmas.

825
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: That's all my wishes.

826
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 26: Family friends, so food, all the fixes like Christmas e

827
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 26: and it slid like Christmas trees in the kitchen reminiscent

828
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Speaker 26: turkey of grates, macaronic jeets, honey, big tam, Whistlecadi gigs,

829
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Speaker 26: col breadis sweet green tea on a.

830
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Speaker 2: Sap, Give me that peach, come.

831
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Speaker 27: Sweet potato Potliday.

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Speaker 25: Riesel taste gone on family flap.

833
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 24: Up to.

834
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Speaker 25: Client, turkeys crying, colored plates, space and locle sets.

835
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Speaker 1: And rain.

836
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Speaker 7: Around banks to him.

837
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Speaker 2: I went to hear from and she wished he wished it.

838
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 7: When is a kid telem stay away.

839
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Speaker 19: From the stone, when you can the game around lay

840
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:20,720
Speaker 19: listen this even Marmy's everybody gathered round. It's a family affair.

841
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 19: I wish he was the holiday every day a year.

842
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 1: How she became like a holiday the giant draftings.

843
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:38,280
Speaker 2: From the holiday.

844
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Speaker 27: Yeah, changing now and I got the highest fight the

845
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Speaker 27: ball game, swimming on some fire up, challenging every from

846
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Speaker 27: black friend happy before family affair. She ain't that the

847
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 27: truth for the hola jay again got the trade for

848
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Speaker 27: the lady came and the live say fortunately to be

849
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Speaker 27: breathing reflection of the SIMI.

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Speaker 2: Right, okay, uh huh.

851
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 7: Fire, I'm able to live. It was all right.

852
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 2: We are good.

853
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's nice. It's nice.

854
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 2: Feel good that family feel good. That's all we were

855
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 2: looking for. So big up to Alison Williams and.

856
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 1: Uh what else whatever? What's the name of the song?

857
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 2: Holidays?

858
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, happy holidays? Coming up next, the Nephew is back

859
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: with today's.

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Speaker 14: Prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the

861
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 14: Steve Harvey Morning Show. We got at about four minutes

862
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 14: after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and

863
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 14: the subject is where are your shoes?

864
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: Find out what that's all about? Justine was crazy?

865
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 2: Who knew?

866
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 1: But right now it is time for the prank phone

867
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Speaker 1: call with the nephew.

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00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 21: What you got now?

869
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 7: Dp c A.

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Speaker 2: Dp C a Dead Person Collection agency. See like, if

871
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 2: you owe somebody that has passed away, if you owe

872
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 2: him some much, that don't mean you don't owe him

873
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 2: no more. This is an agency that will come after

874
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 2: someone has passed and collect on this. You understand what

875
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 2: I'm saying. No, this is dp C. Hey, that's all

876
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Cat dog, get your hood, Let's get this money.

877
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:56,399
Speaker 16: Hello.

878
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach Daryl Pleae. Darryl. This is

879
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 3: uh Tony with d p c A. We wanted to

880
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:05,919
Speaker 3: give you a call. How are you doing today?

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00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 15: Uh?

882
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,720
Speaker 3: Well, what what's what's the company?

883
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 15: Uh?

884
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 3: Dp c A.

885
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 16: What that means?

886
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 3: Uh, d p c A is a dead person Collection agency.

887
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 3: We actually collect uh money from those that have been

888
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 3: that have that are deceased, but people still owe them.

889
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 3: Are you familiar with Carlton who passed away six months ago?

890
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Speaker 16: I know him, Yes, he could dud.

891
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 3: But what do you want from me? Though. Okay, it's

892
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 3: been brought I understanding that you actually owed mister Carlton

893
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 3: Fisher twelve hundred dollars? Is that correct?

894
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Speaker 15: Yeah?

895
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Speaker 16: Yeah, what were you talking about? Noah?

896
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 3: Okay, so wow, how though, as mister okay, let me

897
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 3: let me get this, Let me get a clear understanding here.

898
00:47:55,640 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 3: You actually worked with mister Carlton Fisher. Correct fact? Is

899
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 3: that right? Yes?

900
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 21: Okay?

901
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 3: So have you borrowed money from mister Carlton Fisher before?

902
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 3: Why you're asking though, I'm asking you a clear question, sir,

903
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 3: have you borrowed money from mister Calton Fisher before?

904
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,919
Speaker 16: I don't feel like I should answered though, to say

905
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 16: your business though?

906
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 3: No, it is my business because I'm with the collection

907
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 3: agency and it's been brought their attention that you owe

908
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 3: twelve hundred dollars to him.

909
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,919
Speaker 16: I don't know what you talk about, and you ain't

910
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 16: even send me no letter, so I don't even know

911
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 16: what's going on.

912
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,399
Speaker 3: Well, I'll repeat myself again, Sir, my name is Tony.

913
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 15: You send me a letter?

914
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 3: Did you send me a letter?

915
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 16: Send me a letter?

916
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 3: Though I haven't sent your letters. I'm telling you know

917
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 3: why you.

918
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 16: Call me that if you don't send me no letter though.

919
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 3: Okay, sir, you owe this money to mister Fisher. I'm

920
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 3: with you.

921
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 16: I understand you didn't send me no letter though, and

922
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 16: then you're gonna call me though.

923
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 3: Okay. So here's the deal, sir. If you don't play

924
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 3: the twelve hunder, we will come and take something. We

925
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 3: will confiscate something of the same value. So I'm letting

926
00:48:59,400 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 3: you know what I said.

927
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 16: You even even send me no letter though. If you

928
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 16: do that, I'll call the police because he even sent

929
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,439
Speaker 16: me no letter though. You know, I see what I'm saying.

930
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 3: No, I'm hearing what you're saying, sir, But at the

931
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 3: end of the.

932
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,280
Speaker 16: Day, you're not hearing what I'm saying though. You shouldn't

933
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 16: even be talking to me right now. Yeah, send me

934
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 16: a letter though, that's how it is a bills. He

935
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,320
Speaker 16: did not inform me anything, right Sure.

936
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 3: You ow you owe the twelve hundred dollars. Short, we

937
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 3: both know that I'm saying.

938
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 16: You're skipping a step right now though, that's what I'm saying.

939
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter about the step, sir. You know what

940
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 3: you owe and I'm just gonna let you know. I'm

941
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 3: not gonna go back and forth with you. I'm gonna

942
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 3: let you know this. We will come and compensate something

943
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 3: of the same value. You well, I'll let you know not,

944
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,439
Speaker 3: but I'll let you know first though.

945
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 16: You cannot do anything without sending a letter. You did

946
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 16: not send me no letter. He sent me no nothing

947
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 16: though you called me. You harassed me right about now

948
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:53,919
Speaker 16: without even send me no letter.

949
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 3: That I'm saying like, this is the deal, This is

950
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 3: what happened.

951
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 15: This is when it's due.

952
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 16: YadA YadA, even do that, okay, so let me let

953
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 16: me say this to you.

954
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:07,320
Speaker 3: We do know that you have a two thousand and

955
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 3: seventeen pickup truck.

956
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 15: We do you thretten me?

957
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 2: You threatened me.

958
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:14,800
Speaker 3: You threaten I'm letting you know we're picking up something

959
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 3: up the same value.

960
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:16,399
Speaker 15: Are more?

961
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 3: Okay?

962
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 16: You tell me now that's not that's both threatened me.

963
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 20: Now.

964
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 16: You ain't even send me no letter. You just called

965
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 16: me up staying like I owe you. Now you ain't

966
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:28,240
Speaker 16: even give me no date like to take no sense though.

967
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 3: Sir, This is DPCA. This is what we do when

968
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 3: someone passing. Okay, I don't care if you.

969
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 16: Got your government agency. You should be sending me a.

970
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:40,439
Speaker 3: Letter, sir. You owe mister Fisher twelve hundred dollars. He's

971
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 3: now deceased. We are going to collect this money? Are

972
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 3: we gonna collect? I'm saying, you.

973
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 16: Skip the step.

974
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 3: You skip the step.

975
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 16: You did not You did not inform me that I

976
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 16: owe money to him. You just tell me right now

977
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 16: on the phone. You should have to send a letter though.

978
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,799
Speaker 3: Sorry, Do you want to send us to send us

979
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 3: the money? Or do you want me to pick up

980
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 3: I don't even know what you're talking about though.

981
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 16: Are you talking about the truck? You talk by a truck?

982
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no no, we're not doing that.

983
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 16: No, we're not You're not touching my truck right about now.

984
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

985
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 16: Now, Yeah, that's it. We're done.

986
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 3: We're done.

987
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 16: If you come my truck. I wanna you hear what

988
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 16: I'm saying. I don't care what.

989
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:16,479
Speaker 3: Your dude, yo yoo.

990
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 16: I'm telling you right now. You didn't send me no letter. Now,

991
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 16: I'm angry. Guy, gonna turn your truck come at me.

992
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 16: I'm wanna come at you hard.

993
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

994
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 16: Baseball bats all that, don't put me, don't pull me,

995
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 16: You'll get jump I'll jump you I'll jump y'all take

996
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,760
Speaker 16: your truck. Hear me, you'll stay.

997
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 3: Away from me. Sorry, I'm not calling you right now.

998
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,919
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not playing either.

999
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:36,760
Speaker 16: So are you register?

1000
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 2: Yo?

1001
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 7: Yo?

1002
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 3: You yo? Yo?

1003
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 16: Are you listening though I'm listening to you?

1004
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,919
Speaker 3: Are you listening to me? You're the person you don't

1005
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 3: know the type of dude I am.

1006
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 16: Man, You don't Yo.

1007
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 3: You shall mad comfortable right about now?

1008
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 16: Good, don't be uncomfortable. You know what I'm saying.

1009
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna let you know this. If

1010
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 3: I don't get this money by today, then then you

1011
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 3: might as well start not sleeping the night, because then

1012
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 3: a strong partibility what your car? Your car might not

1013
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 3: be there. Your car, I mean, I'm saying it as

1014
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 3: clear as possible, sir. Twelve hundred dollars are your car?

1015
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 3: Your trump may not be there in the morning. This

1016
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 3: is your car?

1017
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 16: Do you want to be there after the next morning? Though?

1018
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 7: What are you trying to say?

1019
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 3: What are you trying? No, tell me what you're trying

1020
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 3: to say? What you hear, what you heard? What you heard?

1021
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 3: What you heard from me? Straight? Exactly? When can when

1022
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 3: can we expect? When can we expected twelve hundred dollars.

1023
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,839
Speaker 16: I'm telling you right about now, don't cot my car.

1024
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 16: I'm doing that, all right, I'm doing with you.

1025
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 3: Don't put my car.

1026
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 16: Don't put my car, O car, don't you don't call

1027
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 16: me back?

1028
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 3: All right?

1029
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:46,399
Speaker 15: I'm done?

1030
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 3: Mother hung up? Call him back? Calling him back, man,

1031
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 3: call him back.

1032
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 2: Who you think?

1033
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 10: Who you think you hanging up?

1034
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 3: All?

1035
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 16: Man?

1036
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 3: Who you think you're hanging up?

1037
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 15: All?

1038
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 16: Call me again?

1039
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 3: You call me again? You damn right on me, Gabe,

1040
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:05,800
Speaker 3: I'm waiting on the twelve hundred dollars. Okay, Now I

1041
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 3: told you this. I told you. I told you that.

1042
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 16: Now now you're getting me angry though. Now you're getting

1043
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,800
Speaker 16: me angry though I told you this. Don't call me

1044
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 16: a right send me the letter. You don't send me

1045
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 16: the letter. They talking about taking my truck?

1046
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 3: You up, okay, Okay, you up? Okay. You know what

1047
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do.

1048
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 10: I'll tell you what an what we're gonna do, though, gon,

1049
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 10: I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm gonna tell you

1050
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 10: what you gonna do. W Ain gone, I'm gonna let

1051
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 10: I'm gonna let go harm me, come get the truck.

1052
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 10: I'm gonna let Timmy, come get the truck. Who I'm

1053
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 10: gonna let Timmy come get the truck.

1054
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 16: I don't know who Timmy is? Which tom tell me?

1055
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,800
Speaker 3: Who? Tell me? Tell me baby Nephew Tommy from the

1056
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 3: Steve Harby Morton Show. Baby, your boy Trevor and your

1057
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 3: job got me the prank phone call you.

1058
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 18: Man?

1059
00:53:53,840 --> 00:54:02,839
Speaker 16: We listening to y'all too many. Gosh, oh you guys

1060
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 16: go to Harris.

1061
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:06,280
Speaker 3: My pull office.

1062
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 16: Ain't hearing right now?

1063
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 17: Man?

1064
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 2: Brother, you on parole.

1065
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 16: I'm no comment, okay, all right, comment, we know how

1066
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 16: there you go.

1067
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what this is only comment. I want

1068
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 3: tell me this. What is the baddest and I mean

1069
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 3: the baddest radio show in the land.

1070
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 16: Baby, gim me tell me the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1071
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 16: Y'all a bunch of crazy monks.

1072
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:37,440
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1073
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:41,280
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1074
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Speaker 2: is coming to Washington, d C.

1075
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Speaker 7: That's right.

1076
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 2: It is called the New Year's Comedy Jam, even though

1077
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 2: it is December twenty eight.

1078
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1079
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1082
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1094
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1095
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1099
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1101
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1102
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1104
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1105
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1106
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 14: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm forty and my husband is forty

1107
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 14: four years old. I work from home, and my husband

1108
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 14: is a nurse, and he works four days on and

1109
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,560
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1110
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 14: COVID tests one day a week, and he was working

1111
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 14: late the other night and I was in our backyard

1112
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 14: smoking weed and I heard my husband full into the driveway.

1113
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 14: I walked around the house to surprise him, and I

1114
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 14: ended up stopping to watch him because he was searching

1115
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 14: his car for something. He went to his trunk and

1116
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 14: took a shirt off and put on a T shirt.

1117
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,839
Speaker 14: I noticed that he was not wearing any shoes. He's

1118
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 14: usually in crops or sneakers to work, but he only

1119
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 14: had onsocks. I appeared out of nowhere, and he was startled.

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00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 14: I asked, where are your shoes? And he said they

1121
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 14: were in his car. It was so chilly that I

1122
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 14: suggested he put he put on his shoes. He playfully

1123
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 14: told me to get my tail in the house and

1124
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 14: leave him alone. We went inside, and when he went

1125
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 14: to the back, I went and popped his trunk to

1126
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 14: get the shirt he took off.

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00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: I didn't find any shoes in the car or the trunk.

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00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 14: I put the shirt across the bed and it had

1129
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 14: a big smudge of makeup on the collar. He gave

1130
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 14: me a sorry excuse that he helped a woman that

1131
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 14: had a car wreck, and he said he lifted her

1132
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 14: out of the car and that's how the makeup got

1133
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 14: on his shirt. Then he said that the lady coughed

1134
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 14: a lot, so he didn't know if he had a cold,

1135
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 14: the flu or covid, so he left the shirt in

1136
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 14: his trunk to be safe. He still had on the

1137
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:04,439
Speaker 14: pants and they were clean. I asked him again, where

1138
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 14: are your shoes?

1139
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 1: And he didn't have an answer.

1140
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 14: Instead, he got mad and told me that I'm never

1141
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 14: satisfied and he can never win with me. I'm sick

1142
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 14: of him not answering basic questions. Why does he react

1143
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 14: this way? Okay, why would you have to ask a

1144
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 14: grown man where are his shoes? Where are your shoes?

1145
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 1: Why?

1146
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 14: Something is definitely wrong with that question, and you already

1147
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 14: know the reason because he's lying. Okay, it was a

1148
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,960
Speaker 14: simple question, where are your shoes? He obviously left them

1149
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 14: wherever he was, and he just forgot or something with

1150
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 14: whomever he was with.

1151
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 1: Why would a grown man leave his shoes anywhere? Have

1152
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 1: you ever heard of this before?

1153
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 14: No, it sounds like wherever he was he left in

1154
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 14: a really big hurry and forgot his shoes.

1155
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: Okay.

1156
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 14: The story about him helping a woman that had a

1157
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 14: car wreck and that's how he got the makeup.

1158
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 1: On his shirt, that whole story sounds crazy.

1159
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 14: He lifted her out of the car and she coughed

1160
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,600
Speaker 14: a lot, and that's why he left his shirt in

1161
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 14: the trunk.

1162
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 2: What come on?

1163
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 25: You?

1164
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 1: Yourself called?

1165
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 14: I know you were smoking weed, but even you thought

1166
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 14: that this was a sorry excuse, a sorry story, and

1167
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 14: it is.

1168
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: You're not buying any of this, and I don't buy

1169
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 1: it either.

1170
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 14: He's also on the defensive now, getting mad at you

1171
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 14: because his story doesn't sound right and you know it,

1172
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 14: and that's why you're questioning him. Please don't fall for

1173
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 14: any of his tricks, his shenanigans, and don't expect him

1174
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 14: to tell you the truth, because for him at this

1175
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 14: point and his shoes and all that mess. It's not

1176
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 14: an option. He can't tell you the truth, all right,

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00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 14: Steve stee.

1178
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 8: Well mind, well let me say this here to answer

1179
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 8: this one question. Chi says that he's not going to

1180
00:59:53,320 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 8: tell you the truth. Nope, Well why would he? This

1181
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 8: ain't the time for truth? Okay, So let's just start

1182
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 8: right there. He not gonna tell you the truth?

1183
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 7: Why would he do that?

1184
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:14,919
Speaker 3: Shut?

1185
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 2: Don't make no damn since at all I have told

1186
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 2: y'all about.

1187
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 7: This truth thing.

1188
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 1: Now, Oh, the truth matters now.

1189
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 8: The truth ends the marriage right now. The lie protects

1190
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 8: the marriage and her heart. Let's go over this effort.

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01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,439
Speaker 8: Your husband is a nurse forty four years old.

1192
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 7: You work from home.

1193
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 8: He got four days on, four days off, got a

1194
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 8: part time job, coach test. He was working late the

1195
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 8: other night. You were sitting in the backyard smoking weed.

1196
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 8: I don't know why you felt that necessary to tell

1197
01:00:55,200 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 8: us that, but you did. Obviously there's a mean for

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01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 8: a moment in your life.

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01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 2: So and we needed to know that.

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01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 8: You could have just said you were sitting in the

1201
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 8: backyard chili. Now use in the backyard smoking weed. You

1202
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 8: heard your husband pull it to the driveway. You walk

1203
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,560
Speaker 8: around the house to surprise him. See here we go, now,

1204
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 8: all these surprises, and he ended up stopping to watch

1205
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 8: him because he was searching his car for something. Now,

1206
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 8: the man went to the trunk, took his shirt off,

1207
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 8: put on a T shirt. I noticed he wasn't wearing

1208
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 8: in his shoes. He usually got on crocks or sneakers

1209
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 8: to work, but he only had on socks. I peered

1210
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 8: out of nowhere and that he was startled. Yeah, that's

1211
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 8: what you were. It was some cussing too, but you know,

1212
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 8: can't go there.

1213
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,560
Speaker 7: I asked, wear your shoes and they said they was

1214
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 7: in the car. It was so chilli.

1215
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 8: I suggests he put on his shoes. He playfully girl

1216
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 8: to tail his house. Leave me alone, see me out here?

1217
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 2: Who tell you?

1218
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 15: Whoop?

1219
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 8: We went inside, and when he went to the back,

1220
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 8: I went. She went back outside, popped his trunk and

1221
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 8: got the shirt that he took off. I didn't find

1222
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 8: any shoes in the car on the trunk. I put

1223
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 8: the shirt across the bed and it had a big

1224
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 8: smudge of makeup on the collar.

1225
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 7: All right, we come back. Here comes.

1226
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 21: The truth.

1227
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 14: Okay, all right, Steve, hang on, Part two of your

1228
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 14: response is coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.

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01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 14: Today's strawberry letter subject is where.

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Speaker 2: Are your shoes?

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Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.

1244
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 1: The subject is.

1245
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 2: Where are your shoes?

1246
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 7: Let's just get to it quick. The man is forty four.

1247
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 7: She fought it. She worked from the house.

1248
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:31,880
Speaker 8: He had nurse. Uh you know, he worked four days

1249
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 8: on four days off. He got a little extra job

1250
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 8: doing COVID test. She was at the house one night,

1251
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,320
Speaker 8: she had finished her work. She was out in the

1252
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 8: backyard chilling smoking weed. She felt very compelled to tell

1253
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 8: us that she smokes weed, so that's fine. I heard

1254
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:49,920
Speaker 8: my husband pulling to the driveway. I walked around the

1255
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 8: house to surprise, but she ended up watching him because

1256
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 8: he was searching his car for so he went to

1257
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 8: his trunk, took his shirt off, put it on the

1258
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 8: put on a T shirt. I noticed he was not

1259
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 8: wearing any shoes. He's usually in crops or sneakers to work,

1260
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 8: but he only had on sock. I peered out of

1261
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 8: nowhere and he would starting, ha, I love that sound,

1262
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,640
Speaker 8: girl Na chugar, honey heights tea now walking up on

1263
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 8: me like that. Uh, that's blanked out. That's what's so

1264
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:31,400
Speaker 8: chili that I know that she didn't have on the shoes.

1265
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 8: So I just suggested that he put his shoes on.

1266
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 8: He playfully told me get my tail in house, leave

1267
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:42,760
Speaker 8: him alone. So we went inside, and when he went

1268
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 8: to the back, I went outside popped the trunk to

1269
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 8: get the shirt he took off. I didn't find any

1270
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 8: shoes in the car or the trunk. I put the

1271
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,320
Speaker 8: shirt across the bed and had a big smudge of makeup.

1272
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 2: On the collar.

1273
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 8: Now here we go. Now this is what the letter's about.

1274
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,440
Speaker 8: He gave me a sorry excuse that he helped a

1275
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 8: woman that had a car wreck.

1276
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:05,400
Speaker 7: The man is a nurse, okay, that he is trying.

1277
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 8: To save somebody life and you're trying to judge him

1278
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 8: about some damn makeup. He is trying to save somebody's life,

1279
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,919
Speaker 8: which is all his career has been about. He said

1280
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:19,960
Speaker 8: he lifted her out the car, and that's how to

1281
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 8: make up God on the shirt. Shirley talking about he

1282
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 8: not gonna tell you the truth?

1283
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 2: Why would he?

1284
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:31,040
Speaker 8: Just don't just sound good right here? All this this

1285
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 8: sound way better than the damn truth.

1286
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:37,400
Speaker 1: You're not gonna discount the truth like that.

1287
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,480
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm not discounting. He not finna tell it.

1288
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:44,040
Speaker 2: And you just said yourself why you can't ask him

1289
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 2: for the truth because he's not gonna tell it.

1290
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not an option.

1291
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:50,919
Speaker 7: Go with what sound best. I'm a nurse.

1292
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,440
Speaker 8: She came into the carrect, I'm trying to help her

1293
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 8: out and make up God on the shirt. Then he's

1294
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,320
Speaker 8: said the lady coughed a lot, so he ain't know

1295
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 8: if she had a cold that flew off COVID. I

1296
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:07,640
Speaker 8: can't bring this in this house on you. Much as

1297
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 8: I love you, I gotta take this shirt off because

1298
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:13,120
Speaker 8: it could have COVID on it. Wow, So he left

1299
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 8: the shirt in the truck to be safe.

1300
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Can I ask you a question?

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01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,640
Speaker 7: Not yet, but go ahead, go ahead.

1302
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:23,960
Speaker 1: I just want to know what was he covering up?

1303
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 7: What was our covering with nothing? I was protecting the

1304
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 7: safety of this family.

1305
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 14: What really happened? Because we've heard enough lies? What really happened?

1306
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:39,959
Speaker 7: You think, Oh, you ain't heard the boy. We can't

1307
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:40,840
Speaker 7: stop lying now.

1308
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,200
Speaker 8: But he still had on the pants and they were clean.

1309
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:47,400
Speaker 8: He didn't drop the lady, so the makeup ain't gonna

1310
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 8: be on the pants. If he had dropped her, that

1311
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:57,240
Speaker 8: would be makeup on the piers held up. I asked

1312
01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:59,520
Speaker 8: him again, where are your shoes?

1313
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 2: Yeah? Simple question.

1314
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:07,000
Speaker 8: The lady that I helped was fat. I had to

1315
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:11,240
Speaker 8: lift so hard I came up out my shoes. But

1316
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:13,959
Speaker 8: I was trying to get her into the emergency room

1317
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,920
Speaker 8: and my shoes was out there by the ambulance.

1318
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:21,600
Speaker 1: So you left your shoes, okay, got it.

1319
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:25,360
Speaker 2: I had to leave the shoes to save this lady.

1320
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:30,920
Speaker 2: Light oh okay. And it was so busy saving her life.

1321
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 8: When I went outside, I didn't see the shoes nowhere

1322
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,439
Speaker 8: I think some homeless dude might have got him or something.

1323
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:39,720
Speaker 8: You know, instead, he got mad, told me that I'm

1324
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:44,080
Speaker 8: never satisfied and he could never win with me.

1325
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's because he only forty four.

1326
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 8: He tell incomplete line, so you could win, but you

1327
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,080
Speaker 8: got to complete your line.

1328
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 7: You can't getting mad for the life.

1329
01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,240
Speaker 2: And I just told you.

1330
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 8: The shoes is probably in the parking lote. Some homeless

1331
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 8: dude probably got him because she was fat. And when

1332
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:07,320
Speaker 8: I lifted up, I had to come up out his shoes.

1333
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 7: Well for him?

1334
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 1: Why was he looking for him in the trunk? If

1335
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:14,520
Speaker 1: he left him at the scene?

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Speaker 7: How do you know I was looking? I didn't say

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Speaker 7: I was looking for my shoes.

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Speaker 2: You came.

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Speaker 1: He was searching in the car for something something.

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Speaker 2: What you thought he was looking for shoes? He was

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Speaker 2: trying to find that T shirt. And your ass is

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Speaker 2: imagining all this because you high.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I asked, where are your shoes? And he said

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Speaker 1: they were in his car.

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Speaker 2: They was in the car, so he thought.

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Speaker 1: But it doesn't say so, he thought.

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Speaker 21: It just says in his.

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Speaker 8: Car, where are your shoes? First of all, let me

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Speaker 8: explain something. Why can't wear your shoes? Because he had

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Speaker 8: to get out of somewhere. Yeah, he didn't forget his shoes.

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Speaker 2: He was in a.

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01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:03,040
Speaker 1: She had to leave in a hurry.

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01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 7: Damn shoe.

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01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:06,160
Speaker 2: I know that's right.

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Speaker 7: What time situation you in?

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01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:15,240
Speaker 8: I can even get this woman up off this car

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Speaker 8: accident and on this gurney and into this emergency room,

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01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,360
Speaker 8: or I can stay here putting on my damn shoes.

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01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:24,799
Speaker 8: That's more important to me, these old, cheap ass crops

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Speaker 8: of this woman's life.

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Speaker 14: Please leave your comments on Today's letter on Instagram, Steve

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Speaker 14: Harvey FM, and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

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Speaker 1: Hi, this is Janet. Happy holidays from my family to

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Speaker 1: yours and the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 14: All right, it's been a minute since Junior has blessed

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Speaker 14: us with the poem.

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Speaker 1: And guess what he's for today with the poem?

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Speaker 7: Oh okay, okay, listen, y'all.

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Speaker 12: This has got to be addressed. This is important. This

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Speaker 12: is not okay, Okay. I've watched all these Christian books.

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Speaker 12: I've seen Samah everywhere, I've seen the North Pole. But

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01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:08,040
Speaker 12: you know what you don't see.

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01:10:09,479 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 1: Black elves? Where are they.

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01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:14,920
Speaker 7: How come we don't have no black elves?

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Speaker 12: So the title of this poem is paint sam how come.

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01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,120
Speaker 21: Ain't no black elves?

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Speaker 1: That's all?

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01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:25,360
Speaker 2: This is it?

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Speaker 12: I just want to dress this black people everything, black people,

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01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,720
Speaker 12: black panther all that. But did y'all notice all these

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01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:34,320
Speaker 12: years we've been living, you ain't seen no black elves?

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01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:36,760
Speaker 7: That don't bother y'all?

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01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:37,160
Speaker 18: Will?

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01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,320
Speaker 11: They bothered me enough that I wrote a poem about it.

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01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:42,280
Speaker 11: I'm serious here. It is hayte Samam, how come there

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01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:43,080
Speaker 11: are no black els?

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01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:48,120
Speaker 1: I don't see any black els, Samam? What's up with that?

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01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:49,840
Speaker 7: Most of the.

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Speaker 12: Elves I see are white? And that's an actual fact.

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Speaker 12: I guess black elves don't matter at least they don't

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01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 12: to you. You've been the North Pole all damn You're law.

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01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:07,040
Speaker 12: Can't we least get two? I hate to march on

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Speaker 12: the Dose Pole because for marchin, the weather's not right.

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Speaker 1: So Santa, I like some.

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01:11:12,479 --> 01:11:17,200
Speaker 12: Black els, and I like them before Christmas night, So

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01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:20,439
Speaker 12: go ahead and pack your towards to do your Christmas

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01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:23,479
Speaker 12: d but put some black l's on your list. And

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01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:28,519
Speaker 12: damn it, I'm asking nicely, please don't make me come

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01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:32,240
Speaker 12: up there because I will the end where the black als?

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01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:32,640
Speaker 16: What?

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01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:38,360
Speaker 2: What? Where is he black hem? Okay, okay, but Junior,

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01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:42,560
Speaker 2: hi don't. Don't you have sircle Saald you can't take you.

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01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:43,639
Speaker 20: I can't.

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01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:45,639
Speaker 2: I know I can't, tom.

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01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:52,679
Speaker 7: Sam, I know I can't go up there trying to march.

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01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,479
Speaker 1: I know I know I can't go up there.

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01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:59,200
Speaker 12: You cannot remains the point remains were the black helms.

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01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:05,120
Speaker 7: I need to know the weather. The weather won't allow

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01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:05,760
Speaker 7: you to go up there.

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01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:06,120
Speaker 2: Junr.

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01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:07,040
Speaker 7: You can't say it.

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01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:09,240
Speaker 11: I was gonna, Martin fretting senter, I'm not going.

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01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:12,320
Speaker 1: I ain't march.

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01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:14,519
Speaker 2: I can't march, car I know I can't.

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01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,879
Speaker 11: But the point is, there ain't no black.

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01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:19,760
Speaker 1: Hells, b e m black elves matter.

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01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:21,800
Speaker 3: On.

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01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 2: You know they ain't gonna get up on time to

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01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:31,080
Speaker 2: make the toy. They gonna be late coming to work.

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01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 7: Well we don't know that, Tommy, because it ain't none.

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01:12:33,479 --> 01:12:34,120
Speaker 7: I understand.

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01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,439
Speaker 2: I don't see nothing putting no apps in.

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01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:36,960
Speaker 21: It ain't.

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01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 7: But you take your black behind to the north bowle.

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01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 7: It's a rap for you body.

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01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:46,880
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jory, good morning.

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01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:51,440
Speaker 8: This is your man, Steve Harby. Tis the season for love, peace, happiness,

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01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:56,840
Speaker 8: and so happy holidays. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah,

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01:12:56,840 --> 01:13:01,360
Speaker 8: I wrote that myself center is busy, and you know

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01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:05,160
Speaker 8: now because Santa is so busy some of the Mason's

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01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 8: Department stores. Now, you got to make an appointment to

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01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:14,720
Speaker 8: see Santa. So I have the schedule right here. All right,

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01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:15,519
Speaker 8: it's time agone.

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01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 2: So here it is.

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01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:27,320
Speaker 8: You're listening from nine am to eleven am. Santah is

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01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:34,160
Speaker 8: gonna see kids that have long list. That's just from

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01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 8: nine to eleven. No coming here out to eleven with

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01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:37,800
Speaker 8: no long list.

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01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 7: We're just doing long lists from nine to eleven.

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01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:47,880
Speaker 8: And Santa is warning you this year, don't be repeating

1442
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:52,160
Speaker 8: stuff you hear the other kids say, making your list longer.

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01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:56,400
Speaker 7: Just read your list to Santa from.

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01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:58,920
Speaker 2: The way first.

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01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:03,559
Speaker 8: Right then at noon, Santah will see all the kids

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01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:07,679
Speaker 8: that are winers, win you wine a lot.

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01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,280
Speaker 7: I don't shut your ass up waiting noon.

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01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:21,960
Speaker 15: What time is the.

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01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:28,880
Speaker 7: Sway of noon for the ones, not the whinings. That's

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01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:29,879
Speaker 7: very different.

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01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:31,960
Speaker 10: Wine.

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01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:37,320
Speaker 8: Now, between three and five, Santa gonna deal with the

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01:14:37,479 --> 01:14:42,280
Speaker 8: kids that just won't sit steel okay, okay, kids.

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01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:43,280
Speaker 1: The fidget.

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01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:52,720
Speaker 8: And any any children that might bite bite, because from

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01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:55,559
Speaker 8: three to one. Now we all have the Black Center

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01:14:55,720 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 8: sit in and you're gonna deal with the to let

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01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:03,920
Speaker 8: the bite and fix situ ass Still you bite me,

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01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:06,640
Speaker 8: I'm gonna bite you back. You know you gotta hear

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01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:09,519
Speaker 8: stuff like that. I'm gonna bite you back.

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01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:14,599
Speaker 7: Scared joy, how to grip them up?

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01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:16,120
Speaker 1: Okay?

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01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:24,160
Speaker 7: Now from then until seven uhh, this is towards the

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01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:24,960
Speaker 7: end of the day.

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01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:32,519
Speaker 8: All loud criers and and kids that's afraid of Sam.

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01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:37,080
Speaker 7: I'm gonna save you. I'm scary ass you later old and.

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01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:41,680
Speaker 8: So if you know your baby gonna holler loud and

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01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:44,800
Speaker 8: it's afraid of Saner, bring them every day.

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01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,720
Speaker 7: We're gonna on that day, we're gonna bring in a

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01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:47,599
Speaker 7: We're gonna.

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Speaker 8: Bring a skinnier sand across in it so he ain't

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01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:53,640
Speaker 8: a imposing and then be cut down on some of

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01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:56,840
Speaker 8: the crime. That's right after the black Sander get through

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01:15:56,880 --> 01:16:02,439
Speaker 8: snatching or knocking a couple of kids being listen very

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01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:08,880
Speaker 8: carefully critical right before closing. Now, we only gonna take

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01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:11,560
Speaker 8: ten of these a day, so you gotta make an appointment.

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01:16:12,479 --> 01:16:16,320
Speaker 2: These are kids who pee on center.

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01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 9: Your child, don't take it ten to day he on center.

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01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:25,720
Speaker 9: This is at the end of the day, and we're

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01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:30,599
Speaker 9: only gonna take ten Sata got some special gear made.

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01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,240
Speaker 9: You're gonna switch.

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01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:35,519
Speaker 8: Him out from the skinny Center bring back fat center.

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01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:38,120
Speaker 8: But he ain't really that fat. It's just he got

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01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:44,320
Speaker 8: on a lot of absorbing clothes and so towards the

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01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:48,360
Speaker 8: end ten a day, that's all we doing because we

1486
01:16:48,479 --> 01:16:52,360
Speaker 8: got enough absorbing pads on them where he can soak.

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01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:53,559
Speaker 7: Up ten peas.

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01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:57,160
Speaker 2: Okay, so we just do it ten.

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01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:59,200
Speaker 8: If your baby gonna be living in line, he gotta

1490
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:02,120
Speaker 8: come back tomorrow. We'll try to get him into it,

1491
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:04,760
Speaker 8: but it's at the end of the day. That way,

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01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:07,320
Speaker 8: when Sama take his suit off, we can burn it.

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01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:11,400
Speaker 2: On a lot.

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01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:16,599
Speaker 7: Huh even thought about it. So that's our schedule.

1495
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:21,680
Speaker 8: So please, if your children fit in there anywhere, you

1496
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:24,000
Speaker 8: know you're being able to know where your child fits

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01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:28,000
Speaker 8: in all that loud ass crying and all that. You

1498
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 8: know when your child is going whiners, you know, kids

1499
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,720
Speaker 8: with long lists. Just know where your child fitting. But

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01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:36,080
Speaker 8: especially those.

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01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:38,679
Speaker 1: That pee on Santa at the end of the day,

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01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:45,160
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1503
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:52,599
Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, these the gifts that me and really won't Okay,

1504
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:55,040
Speaker 12: I know said, I know what I said.

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01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:56,519
Speaker 15: I know what I said.

1506
01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:58,240
Speaker 1: It don't really matter baby what it.

1507
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:00,439
Speaker 2: Do because real low key.

1508
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.

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01:18:02,560 --> 01:18:05,920
Speaker 12: We don't want bad gifts. Like bad gift is winter gloves.

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01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:10,200
Speaker 12: Our boys don't ask about winter glove. They don't ask

1511
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:10,560
Speaker 12: about that.

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01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:12,760
Speaker 7: Get cold. We put him in our pocket. We put

1513
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:13,439
Speaker 7: him in our pocket.

1514
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:17,000
Speaker 11: Don't care about that. There's another here's another gift, killing.

1515
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:17,800
Speaker 21: About a rope.

1516
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:21,040
Speaker 1: Our boys rode a beautiful road.

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01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,920
Speaker 12: We open this box up again and see a rope. Okay,

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01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:25,400
Speaker 12: I tell you we're not putting it out. We don't

1519
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:32,479
Speaker 12: care about that bad slipping if it's a road.

1520
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:39,439
Speaker 1: Excuse me, there's an exception. Well, I ain't experienced that.

1521
01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:42,240
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna talking about what he gonna want that.

1522
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:46,320
Speaker 21: Okay, I'm gonna.

1523
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:46,640
Speaker 1: Look into that.

1524
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:48,360
Speaker 12: I ain't there yet, but I know the dudes I'll

1525
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:51,080
Speaker 12: be dealing with. We don't care about the roads we get. Okay,

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01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:53,639
Speaker 12: you know, Okay, you don't want to turn.

1527
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:57,040
Speaker 2: Cloth that one that looks like a tie like.

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01:18:58,800 --> 01:18:59,720
Speaker 1: Burn your neck up.

1529
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:03,400
Speaker 2: So Steve, you don't want the short.

1530
01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:09,680
Speaker 12: One because I'm tall, got your boody, got that one

1531
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,320
Speaker 12: one pocket.

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01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:18,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, that is true.

1533
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:22,200
Speaker 8: We want gifts that we said, dude, man my girl,

1534
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:24,160
Speaker 8: man a man, check what my girl got me.

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01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:26,880
Speaker 1: You're gonna watch Yeah, why nice suite.

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01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:29,040
Speaker 14: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve

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Speaker 14: Harvey Morning Show right after this.

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Speaker 2: Call five six two three one four four six zero

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Speaker 2: three for details. All right, guys, it is time for

1549
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:13,600
Speaker 2: would you rather? Would you rather ski down a snowcapped

1550
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:17,439
Speaker 2: mountain or surf in the Pacific Ocean?

1551
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:18,680
Speaker 1: Ski down a.

1552
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:22,519
Speaker 2: Snowcap mountains down and seeing down that mountain?

1553
01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:24,400
Speaker 7: Were gonna tell you about this water shit?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: No, maybe change your mind because you're you're on a

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01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,000
Speaker 1: snow capped mountain.

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01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:35,880
Speaker 8: That mountain, yea, I'm gonna fall and recover that fall

1558
01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:39,439
Speaker 8: in the water. That's drowning shops.

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01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:42,760
Speaker 7: Too much? All right?

1560
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,920
Speaker 1: Would you rather have three eyes or three hands?

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01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:47,840
Speaker 2: Oh?

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01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:50,320
Speaker 7: Three three hands, I'm gonna need that.

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01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:50,880
Speaker 21: Three hairs.

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01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:52,840
Speaker 8: I ain't gonna have nobody staring at me all day

1565
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,479
Speaker 8: because I'm definitely gonna be looking back with your mother eyes.

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01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,080
Speaker 8: I've had him three hands, I'm gonna put one on

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01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:02,960
Speaker 8: them in my pocket.

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01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:05,160
Speaker 21: Three eyes.

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01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:07,960
Speaker 7: We're not gonna have him three eyes sitting up in here. Man,

1570
01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:10,880
Speaker 7: that's just crazy. You ain't gonna be getting no play

1571
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:11,360
Speaker 7: after that.

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01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:16,680
Speaker 24: Gus's wrong in the glasses. I got to get with

1573
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:18,439
Speaker 24: these three eyes. That's just too much.

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01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:20,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay.

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01:21:22,320 --> 01:21:26,760
Speaker 14: Would you rather have sex continuously for one hour or

1576
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:29,200
Speaker 14: always get it done in two minutes?

1577
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:35,559
Speaker 2: I'm doing now down to the.

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01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:42,479
Speaker 14: Okay, continuously continuously, non stop.

1579
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:46,839
Speaker 2: Oh I ain't no breather, ain't no hold up a many.

1580
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:53,160
Speaker 20: Continuously for one hour, always done in two minutes.

1581
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:53,880
Speaker 2: One in four.

1582
01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:59,840
Speaker 24: I was cold with that hour and today two minutes.

1583
01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:02,639
Speaker 2: Get me gone on by my bell. I'm not gonna

1584
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:04,320
Speaker 2: worry you like that. I'm not gonna We're not gonna

1585
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:08,160
Speaker 2: do it. You ain't got that, No, man, we get

1586
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:09,240
Speaker 2: this done in a commercial.

1587
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:12,760
Speaker 11: Back to watch it, rid of.

1588
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:18,040
Speaker 7: I'm telling you too much to do.

1589
01:22:18,479 --> 01:22:21,000
Speaker 1: We've got too much to do, Harvey.

1590
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:24,120
Speaker 7: Oh no, I'm the one hour dude.

1591
01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:26,320
Speaker 2: I ain't got the time continuously.

1592
01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:32,360
Speaker 7: I mean, two minutes ain't gonna work. Now, you got it?

1593
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:35,360
Speaker 7: You get now, you got somebody aggravated with your ass constant.

1594
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:40,000
Speaker 2: Now you just rolled down. You know it's thirding minutes

1595
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:41,240
Speaker 2: in the gass time.

1596
01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:42,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know.

1597
01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:44,160
Speaker 8: But see it's the way that you can you can

1598
01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:48,160
Speaker 8: pace yourself, see y'all, don't y'all young See maybe you

1599
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,920
Speaker 8: don't know, you ain't just you ain't got to have

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01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:51,679
Speaker 8: the same.

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01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:55,320
Speaker 2: Motion for a hour. Why are you getting that though?

1602
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:58,280
Speaker 7: You know some other things you can be doing. You

1603
01:22:58,400 --> 01:22:59,280
Speaker 7: can work it now?

1604
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:09,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yes, Steve, slow win, slow win, looking at

1605
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:10,960
Speaker 2: the I'm still looking at the clock.

1606
01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:14,840
Speaker 7: I'll be damn stayed out easy.

1607
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:19,800
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, come on our last break of the day.

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01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:23,040
Speaker 14: Quiet, we'll be back to close out the show with

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Speaker 14: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.

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01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:26,320
Speaker 2: Right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:02,240
Speaker 1: Hi guys, here we are last break of the day

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01:24:02,439 --> 01:24:04,920
Speaker 1: on this Friday. It's been a good day. It's been

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01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:05,479
Speaker 1: a good week.

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01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:08,080
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.

1625
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:11,080
Speaker 8: Hey, you know what with the holidays approaching and New

1626
01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:14,920
Speaker 8: Year's Eve and everything, can I give you these reminders

1627
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,800
Speaker 8: as a closing remark just to my base out there.

1628
01:24:18,479 --> 01:24:19,599
Speaker 7: You know I got a base too.

1629
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:22,120
Speaker 8: I'm tired of Donald Trump thinking he the only one

1630
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:26,000
Speaker 8: got a base, right, I'm tired of that. Hell, we

1631
01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:28,880
Speaker 8: got a base two on this show. We got some

1632
01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:31,320
Speaker 8: good folks on this show man that actually care about

1633
01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:34,639
Speaker 8: their children, want the best life they can have, trying

1634
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:38,759
Speaker 8: to pursue happiness and success. Because I don't really know anybody.

1635
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:41,040
Speaker 8: I don't have people around me that are not in

1636
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:45,160
Speaker 8: the pursuit of success and happiness. I like people around

1637
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:47,160
Speaker 8: me that's trying to go to heaven too. I really

1638
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:50,920
Speaker 8: do like I like moral people. Man, I've discovered that

1639
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:54,280
Speaker 8: about myself, you know. Like this one guy that I

1640
01:24:54,360 --> 01:24:56,280
Speaker 8: met recently, he told me, said, Man, I just want

1641
01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:59,680
Speaker 8: to become your friend. I said, bruh, I don't know

1642
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,840
Speaker 8: how we gonna do that. Let's just gonna be cool.

1643
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:03,800
Speaker 8: And now, man, I want to be your friend.

1644
01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:05,080
Speaker 7: And I thought about it.

1645
01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:07,160
Speaker 8: I said, Brud, do you know the process that that

1646
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:10,960
Speaker 8: requires the men that I actually call my friends, the

1647
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:14,599
Speaker 8: process of becoming my friends, I said, Brud, don't worry

1648
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:14,920
Speaker 8: about that.

1649
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:16,000
Speaker 2: We can just be cool.

1650
01:25:16,040 --> 01:25:18,040
Speaker 7: I said, I really have all the friends I need

1651
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:19,240
Speaker 7: right now. I really do.

1652
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:21,800
Speaker 8: If I just stay with the friends I got to

1653
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:25,360
Speaker 8: the tape, that'll be fine with me. And so that's

1654
01:25:25,439 --> 01:25:26,840
Speaker 8: just one of the things I came over. But what

1655
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:28,560
Speaker 8: I really wanted to talk to you all about is

1656
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:32,040
Speaker 8: this right here, is about procrastination. I want you all

1657
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:34,160
Speaker 8: to be aware of it as we approach the new year,

1658
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:36,000
Speaker 8: because a lot of times if people wait on the

1659
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:39,240
Speaker 8: new year to make resolutions. In the new year, I'm

1660
01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:41,040
Speaker 8: gonna do this and I'm gonna do New Year. I'm

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01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:43,720
Speaker 8: gonna do that. Can I tell you something, everything you're

1662
01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:45,960
Speaker 8: talking about for the new year, why don't you start now?

1663
01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:47,360
Speaker 2: Why not?

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01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:47,760
Speaker 21: Now?

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01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:54,479
Speaker 8: I'm telling you, man, if you practice procrastination, procrastination will

1666
01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:59,639
Speaker 8: become your practice. It's really that simple. If you get

1667
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:04,479
Speaker 8: ok with delaying stuff often enough, then pretty soon you

1668
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:09,519
Speaker 8: will discover you won't have a problem delaying anything. And

1669
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:14,639
Speaker 8: the time to act is now. It's right now, y'all.

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01:26:15,479 --> 01:26:19,760
Speaker 8: Tomorrow's not really promised anyway. But if you understood that

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01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:22,439
Speaker 8: and you started acting now, you would be amazed how

1672
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:26,880
Speaker 8: acting right now can change your life. Stop looking for

1673
01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:30,479
Speaker 8: the perfect time to begin something, because the perfect time

1674
01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:33,719
Speaker 8: hardly ever lines itself up. You know when the perfect

1675
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:34,280
Speaker 8: time is.

1676
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:35,080
Speaker 3: Now?

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01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:41,080
Speaker 8: Now is the perfect time. It's the perfect time to

1678
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:44,519
Speaker 8: pursue your dreams. It's the perfect time to try to

1679
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:47,720
Speaker 8: get in shape. It's the perfect time to try to

1680
01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:52,160
Speaker 8: change your mindset from negative to positive. It's the perfect

1681
01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:56,160
Speaker 8: time to make it right with your mother. It's the

1682
01:26:56,320 --> 01:27:00,479
Speaker 8: perfect time to mend the relationships with your father. It's

1683
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:04,960
Speaker 8: the perfect time to forgive somebody. It's the perfect time

1684
01:27:05,439 --> 01:27:09,760
Speaker 8: to move forward and stop looking in your past. Right

1685
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:14,760
Speaker 8: now is the perfect time. Stop putting everything into the

1686
01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:19,880
Speaker 8: delay column. Delayed, delayed, delay. I'm telling you, man, it

1687
01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:25,559
Speaker 8: becomes a habit and then you pursue things differently when

1688
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:30,520
Speaker 8: there is no sense of urgency your success and happiness

1689
01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:34,479
Speaker 8: for yourself, for your family. You should be performing these

1690
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:40,440
Speaker 8: things with a sense of urgency. Look, man, God reacts

1691
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:44,439
Speaker 8: to your level of faith. You are rewarded according to

1692
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:47,800
Speaker 8: your faith. We are all where we are because we

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01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:49,400
Speaker 8: thought ourselves to this place.

1694
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:50,360
Speaker 2: Now.

1695
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:53,000
Speaker 8: Because you see somebody with more money than you, that

1696
01:27:53,160 --> 01:27:55,800
Speaker 8: don't make that person better than you, happier than you,

1697
01:27:56,000 --> 01:28:00,880
Speaker 8: none of that. It's perfectly fine man, to have a

1698
01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:05,599
Speaker 8: nice home, a nice family. I admire people, man, who

1699
01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:11,040
Speaker 8: go to work, who buy transportation for their family, who

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01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:14,880
Speaker 8: live in homes, who take their children to school, participate

1701
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:18,519
Speaker 8: in their activities, you know, get on the school board,

1702
01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:22,240
Speaker 8: become coaches and things of that nature. Man, I admire

1703
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:24,920
Speaker 8: people like that. The majority of people in this world

1704
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:25,439
Speaker 8: are that way.

1705
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:26,920
Speaker 3: You know.

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01:28:27,560 --> 01:28:29,439
Speaker 8: I don't ever look at the fact that I become

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01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:32,200
Speaker 8: this other type of person and I compare that to

1708
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:36,280
Speaker 8: everybody else's life, because man, I understand, I get it. Man,

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01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:39,799
Speaker 8: Do you know Some of my best friends are regular folks,

1710
01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:43,400
Speaker 8: what we call regular folks. My best friends are not

1711
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:48,240
Speaker 8: in Hollywood other than sejectly entertainer. Really, man, that's like

1712
01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:51,400
Speaker 8: the dopest dude I know, Like we're boys for real.

1713
01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:55,160
Speaker 8: Other than that, Man, I have people I'm cool with.

1714
01:28:56,200 --> 01:29:00,519
Speaker 8: Say it is my dude, that's my dude. Man, I'm

1715
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:03,680
Speaker 8: talking about I've been knowing this cat since eighty nine.

1716
01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:06,920
Speaker 8: You know, we've never had a dispute and argument. We've

1717
01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:09,880
Speaker 8: never had a harsh words. We never had of an

1718
01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:15,519
Speaker 8: exchange of ideas where we didn't agree. You know, I

1719
01:29:15,960 --> 01:29:18,040
Speaker 8: just I talk about this things.

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01:29:18,160 --> 01:29:18,320
Speaker 18: Man.

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01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:21,360
Speaker 2: But it's so important in life man, to have relationships.

1722
01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:24,880
Speaker 8: But guess what, if a person ain't cool to be around,

1723
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:27,960
Speaker 8: stop being around them. You don't owe nobody your time.

1724
01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:32,559
Speaker 8: Association brings on participation. Somebody once told me to describe

1725
01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:36,240
Speaker 8: your three closest friends. He said, Now, after you look

1726
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:38,000
Speaker 8: at that piece of paper and the description of your

1727
01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:40,960
Speaker 8: three closest friends, do you realize you just described yourself.

1728
01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:45,400
Speaker 8: If everybody you hang around gossip all the time, you

1729
01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:50,280
Speaker 8: gonna end up gossiping. You know, people's talking. We were

1730
01:29:50,320 --> 01:29:52,479
Speaker 8: on the golf course one time and somebody asked me, man,

1731
01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:54,800
Speaker 8: why you and your dudes y'all always talking about money?

1732
01:29:54,960 --> 01:29:55,080
Speaker 15: Now?

1733
01:29:55,160 --> 01:29:57,400
Speaker 8: What you want to talk about? What you want to

1734
01:29:57,439 --> 01:30:02,400
Speaker 8: talk about? Because no, we married. We gotta go home.

1735
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:05,240
Speaker 8: So this conversation you trying to have with a this

1736
01:30:05,320 --> 01:30:08,120
Speaker 8: ain't fit to fly. I'm not finna be on TMZ.

1737
01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:12,880
Speaker 8: I'm after the golf game. I'm going home. No, I

1738
01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:14,200
Speaker 8: don't want to go on a golf trip with you

1739
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:16,559
Speaker 8: and the buddies to the Dominican. No, we can play

1740
01:30:16,640 --> 01:30:21,439
Speaker 8: golf right here. I got to go home, that's all, man.

1741
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:24,479
Speaker 8: Just get around people that's like minded, have yourself a

1742
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:26,160
Speaker 8: great day to day, man, and join your week.

1743
01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:26,320
Speaker 2: Here.

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01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:29,240
Speaker 8: We'll see y'all Monday morning. God willing. I know that

1745
01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:31,600
Speaker 8: little clothing mark kind of all over the place, but

1746
01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:34,080
Speaker 8: that's how I felt to stay. I'm all over the place.

1747
01:30:34,800 --> 01:30:36,800
Speaker 8: Line yourself up, don't worry about me.

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01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:44,200
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