WEBVTT - #247: That's NOT My Coupon

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<v Speaker 1>Start uf dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys Start Up.

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, Start dat Up. They're making noise. Dat Up

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<v Speaker 1>start Up, Episode two seven, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. What Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>David Brodie, How are you doing today? I'm feeling romantic? Scary? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>This is it? Is it love in the air? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about love, but um, I'm not buying

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<v Speaker 1>flowers or chocolate today and I'm saving money. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>love is in the air. Wow, I'm gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not exchanging You're not exchanging uh for Valentine's Day

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<v Speaker 1>because our birthdays just happened, the holidays just passed, and

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<v Speaker 1>our anniversaries coming up. Doesn't we stop robbing from hooking

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<v Speaker 1>me up? My birthday is always uh two weeks after

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<v Speaker 1>Valentine's Day, and I get a gift from both for

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<v Speaker 1>both of That's nice. She's still trying to win you

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<v Speaker 1>all for bro my wife has me. Oh, so now

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<v Speaker 1>she feels she doesn't have to put the effort in.

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<v Speaker 1>I see we have I mean we have each other.

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<v Speaker 1>We put effort. My point is, I think Robin is

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<v Speaker 1>still trying to to make sure she has you long term.

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<v Speaker 1>She's still acting like she cares it's like you guys

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<v Speaker 1>like getting a young relationship. But we always are like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And and I'll say this, and it is Valentine's Day,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, in case you're wondering when we're recording

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<v Speaker 1>this and not post it on Valentine's Day, but we're

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<v Speaker 1>recording it. Yeah, we made executive decisions. So check this.

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<v Speaker 1>I go through the motions every year and I'm no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always the guy who has to have the list,

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<v Speaker 1>the candy, the check, the flowers check, the card check,

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant check, the gift check. Now, I know that's

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<v Speaker 1>where that's where you take issue with this because some

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<v Speaker 1>for some the gift is the dinner or the flowers

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<v Speaker 1>in the card, all combined with a dinner. So so

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you know, I'll leave it. I'll leave

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<v Speaker 1>it right here, and we don't have to dwell on it.

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<v Speaker 1>But but I feel the one thing that has to

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<v Speaker 1>happen on Valentine's Date is they have to get no,

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<v Speaker 1>they have to get the roses to the to the office. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's a it's like a moment of peacocking, right, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>look at me with my giant bouquet of flowers in

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<v Speaker 1>a vase. Oh, and then everybody on in the office stairs.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of a good feeling. I mean, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's have you gotten roses sent to the office. I

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<v Speaker 1>got my first flowers today, though, from ever, from Gandhi.

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<v Speaker 1>Gandhi was handing out flowers to all the guys today

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<v Speaker 1>and I was, which is fine, everybody, that's very nice,

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<v Speaker 1>But that's not special Skiary, I was I wasking specifically, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's nice, props to Gandhi. What I'm saying is, has

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<v Speaker 1>anyone ever sent you like a bouquet of flowers? No? Never, ever,

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<v Speaker 1>But I understand how important it is for for some

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<v Speaker 1>women to have that. So I figured I would just

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<v Speaker 1>send it to the office. So that's paid triple price.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think price triple price? I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>want to know. But I just wanted it to be

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<v Speaker 1>there on time today. And uh, she texted me, she said,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I somebody was allergic. I was three ft

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<v Speaker 1>away from them walking through the hallway and they started

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<v Speaker 1>sneezing up a storm. But that's called loneliness, she said her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's she says her her office like, oh, that's impressive,

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<v Speaker 1>that's nice. That's nice. So you know you gotta do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a good gesture. I think that's always

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<v Speaker 1>going to be on the list. But all right, you

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<v Speaker 1>know I didn't do candy this year. I think candy

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<v Speaker 1>is over. It is candy over. I don't know. My

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<v Speaker 1>wife's never been a big leg send me a box

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<v Speaker 1>of chocolate, person. See, I like eating chocolate, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't And I just feel that all right, And maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. The card is need the card though?

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<v Speaker 1>To top it off, you hadn't sent flowers, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's a reason for her to reach out to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Which one of you would have texted the other or

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<v Speaker 1>called the other one and said Happy Valentine's Day. First,

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<v Speaker 1>we had a text exchange early this morning, so regard

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<v Speaker 1>very nice. And it started with me. But oh look

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<v Speaker 1>at you. Now, if you hadn't texted her, would she

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<v Speaker 1>have texted you? Yeah, of course I just got to hers.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, very good. But I feel like you kids

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<v Speaker 1>have a shot of Steff sticking together. But dinner. See,

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<v Speaker 1>this is where I kind of take exception to everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I would rather celebrate. I would well, I would rather

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<v Speaker 1>celebrate Valentine's Day on the Saturday before or the Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>after because it's more convenient. I tried for the Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>for this Saturday, but we both had something to do

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<v Speaker 1>early morning Sunday, and we were like, yeah, she's well,

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<v Speaker 1>she's going out with their but so my wife plans

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<v Speaker 1>with my one of my daughters. So no, no, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>her side piece, you know, right on the side piece

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<v Speaker 1>was with wife. So it's okay, but to mass but

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<v Speaker 1>you know, this is a one thing that's a sticking

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<v Speaker 1>point for for my girlfriend. And it's like, they gotta

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<v Speaker 1>have the Valentine's Day dinner on Valentine's Day. So if

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<v Speaker 1>that falls on a Monday, so be it. What did

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<v Speaker 1>she did? She make plans that she did. I made

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<v Speaker 1>the booking, but something else. It's Tuesday. I'm like, come

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<v Speaker 1>on now, it's a work night, it's a school day.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm crying. I'm belly aching. I'm belly aching.

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<v Speaker 1>But I like, I like how I love Robin. I

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<v Speaker 1>like the way she has you wrapped her on her finger.

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<v Speaker 1>She she will only accept Valentine's Day on Tuesday, and

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<v Speaker 1>she got you to make the reservation. You're a swell guy. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>so are you going to a romantic place? We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to a place where I can that complies with my

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<v Speaker 1>diet right now. Oh, so you're jipping her on the dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>slipping her on dinner. We're going to a chicken We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to No, we're going to a nice seafood spot. This,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not a jip. Okay, hold on a second,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, didn't won't culture cancel the word jip here?

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<v Speaker 1>That's not you should you shouldn't be using that word anymore. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you spell it j I P. You can say it,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's how I spell it, if you're okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>in Brooklyn, jip means ripped off. Yeah, jip like I

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<v Speaker 1>got jipped, however, and I don't think it's I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say what will culture anna snowflakes the snowflakes? No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is about a ten year old thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's before the current movement. Um so jipped from

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't need to tweet me um sure. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's short for gypsy, okay, And it implies that gypsies

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<v Speaker 1>were crooks and thieves and dishonest and would rip you off.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be like saying I'm sorry, I can't the

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<v Speaker 1>snowflake jingles coming out for this one. Sorry, all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if there's Gypsy's listening, it's snowing here on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry man, I thought, and here I was thought we

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<v Speaker 1>were in the clear for getting snow this season. But

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<v Speaker 1>here we are in mid February. It's snowing on Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't deal with it. I can't deal with fucking

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<v Speaker 1>snowflakes telling me I can't say that word. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have a conversation. No, I told you you can't say.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody cram telling you somebody. Oh wow, hold, but you

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<v Speaker 1>said at first, Actually I just copied you. I just

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<v Speaker 1>explained it to you. I know, but I'm not. That

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<v Speaker 1>word is sticking to the Oxford English Dictionary. The first

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<v Speaker 1>known recorded definition of the term gyp dates back to dictionary,

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<v Speaker 1>which says it is probably an abbreviation of gypsy as

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<v Speaker 1>applied to a sly unscrupulous person. So uh, if you

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<v Speaker 1>are are a gypsy and you now know the word

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<v Speaker 1>is related to you, you might not be happy. But

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<v Speaker 1>can define gypsy now now we gotta get back again

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<v Speaker 1>into that. Like I think I think people can go

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<v Speaker 1>look at up. I don't feel like I know the

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<v Speaker 1>song of you know, Gypsy by by Steve Steve Nis.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it the gypsies, tramps and thieves studying share man?

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<v Speaker 1>You see? GYP said durned dawn down, down down. If

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<v Speaker 1>you want to look up the etymology of of either

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<v Speaker 1>of those words or what gypsy men, go ahead. This

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<v Speaker 1>isn't for that. But it's not like it's a race.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like a race thing because gypsy isn't a race.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a is it a level of person? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what Maybe I'm I don't level of person, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>A member of people originating in South Asia and traditionally

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<v Speaker 1>having an itinerant way of life, lively living widely dispersed

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<v Speaker 1>across Europe, North and South America. Okay, so we're a

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<v Speaker 1>Romani language. It's related to Hindu Romani people, so it's offensive.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. It's a culture. Okay, all right, it's a culture,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's right. Doesn't mean I may not say it

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<v Speaker 1>by accident, but I'm telling you. You asked me in

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn said Gyp all the time with did J J

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<v Speaker 1>I P. But whatever, I'm just well, I guess it's

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<v Speaker 1>like saying the bad word with an A at the end,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Instead of an R. If you say it

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<v Speaker 1>with a J, you could try. It's not gonna work.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that you're comparing two different things. Uh, but anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I digress, we digress. You you I am, I am. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>You owe me? Well, I know you owe me, but

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<v Speaker 1>you owe me big time. So of the thought you

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<v Speaker 1>said when you said you got jip towards where you

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<v Speaker 1>got you? Oh yeah, you said you got your thought?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you you were? You said so. I was saying,

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<v Speaker 1>if you were going for Valentine's Day in April, would

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<v Speaker 1>you be going to this restaurant or a better one?

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<v Speaker 1>I would be going to a no, same level, same level,

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<v Speaker 1>same level, the same restaurant. Yeah maybe, Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>great spot. I mean it's not overly romantic. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's in the business district where everybody goes to after workplaces.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's still awesome. All right. It's about the time

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<v Speaker 1>spent together, now, isn't it there, David Brodie? Is it though?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it's supposed to be? But don't make it something

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. Well, if it's about the time spent together,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys can go to But as long as the

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<v Speaker 1>cards and flowers and gifts involved, it doesn't matter. Then

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<v Speaker 1>then it's a night. We call it a Valentine's night.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm glad to come out on a Tuesday, not

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<v Speaker 1>belly aching, just saying Tuesday on a Tuesday, but I

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<v Speaker 1>wish it was a Friday or Saturday. That's all on

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<v Speaker 1>a friday, alright. So ye are you hating static? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No clean recording? Right here? Ye? Snap cracker and pop

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<v Speaker 1>in my ear. I don't know what that's about. Cleaner

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<v Speaker 1>than your underwear? Well, then it's definitely static. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>I I told you guys last week slices. Maybe it

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<v Speaker 1>was last week week before, maybe it's both weeks. When

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<v Speaker 1>I was at scary as apartment for our our live

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<v Speaker 1>in person uh podcast, Scary dumped a whole bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>stuff on me that he wanted me to sell for

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<v Speaker 1>him because I'm really good at selling stuff for him

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<v Speaker 1>on eBay and Facebook swap sites and you know, Craigslist whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're not working right now. You're not working right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You're chilling, chilling, chill, And so I'm like, well, well,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you while you're chilling and waking up at

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<v Speaker 1>twelve thirty or whatever you do wake up seven thirty

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<v Speaker 1>don't make me sound like a bump. Well, then while

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<v Speaker 1>you're there hanging out in today pulling your put why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you sell some of my ship? Yeah, so, so

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I for the challenge a percentage, loaded up,

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<v Speaker 1>loaded up the trunk I love. So I've already sold

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<v Speaker 1>Scarys road Caster Pro, which is awesome, the old one,

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<v Speaker 1>the first one, by the way, that is the first

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<v Speaker 1>one that is a classic. It's worth more money than

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<v Speaker 1>it looks because it was handled and touched and fondled

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<v Speaker 1>by me. Yeah. I did think about buying it from you,

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<v Speaker 1>but then I thought, I'm not giving you my money.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just give it me. So I sold it for you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I sawd a couple of the things. But I

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<v Speaker 1>sold something. Um, it's a kitchen appliance. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to get into what it is. But I posted it

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<v Speaker 1>on a Facebook swap site okay and new it's do

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<v Speaker 1>and Scaries is new in the box sea old, unopened

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<v Speaker 1>sealed brand new. Ye. So I posted it dollars new.

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<v Speaker 1>I looked at what people were selling for it for

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<v Speaker 1>on eBay open like forty, So I said, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just move it. Let me move product for scary.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not gonna quibble over a couple of pennies. I list,

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<v Speaker 1>did it a fifty five dollars? That's fair. On the

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<v Speaker 1>first day, a few people offered me forty Hey, would

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<v Speaker 1>you take forty would you take forty two? And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm asking fifty five, I'll take forty eight. Nah, idiots, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>IDIOTSA it won't go eight dollars more for a dollar blender,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So but I got I got offers in

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<v Speaker 1>the forties, forty one, forty two, something like that. So um,

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<v Speaker 1>A woman posts on one of the posts on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>So when you're in Facebook, you can post on like

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<v Speaker 1>thirty swap sites in your general area within twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>miles of where you live. So I ow many many sites,

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<v Speaker 1>and so you post in the marketplace. It posts on

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<v Speaker 1>all of the sites at once. On one of the sites,

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<v Speaker 1>a woman who must live in that town. I do not,

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<v Speaker 1>but she lives in that town, she says, when you

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<v Speaker 1>get this exact quote, because I got it into a

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<v Speaker 1>fight with the woman. She puts a link up for

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<v Speaker 1>some scam website and it says seventy five at Walmart

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<v Speaker 1>with a link. So she's basically she's out selling me,

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<v Speaker 1>like she's low balling me. But it's she can go

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<v Speaker 1>buy it like she's so. I said, what exactly is

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<v Speaker 1>your point? If it's less money at Walmart, go buy Walmart,

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<v Speaker 1>but don't post a link to where people can go

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<v Speaker 1>buy it for less. That's not your job, I said. Besides,

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<v Speaker 1>your link says it's eight five seven cents a Walmart.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ruin someone else's day. She says, the point is

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<v Speaker 1>your price is too high, and yes, I bought it

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<v Speaker 1>at Walmart for half price. Bullshit, she did, not no shot,

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<v Speaker 1>no shot, she did, that's correct. I hate people like her.

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<v Speaker 1>The point is, I said, no. The point is it's

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<v Speaker 1>not your business. If you don't like the price, then

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<v Speaker 1>don't buy it. But I don't need you advertising lower prices.

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<v Speaker 1>My auction is for people who don't want to pay

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<v Speaker 1>tax and maybe don't want to travel or don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to pay for shipping. Live your life. I've already had

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<v Speaker 1>three people asked me about it at regular price. So

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<v Speaker 1>she wrote back, I hope nobody buy it from you,

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<v Speaker 1>I love, I wrote back, I hope you'll blender is defective.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a nasty, awful woman. And your grammar is terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're you're tangling with the people on your eat

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<v Speaker 1>more languages than you And I don't give a shit

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<v Speaker 1>about grammar, you smartass. My blender works great, so I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote back, you can speak twenty languages. Your English sucks

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<v Speaker 1>and that's great. And so did you report her? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you get a kicked off? I reported her to the

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<v Speaker 1>admin that I reported her last night to the admins.

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<v Speaker 1>Now will she kicked a fucking job to put up

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<v Speaker 1>a link where people can buy it cheaper. If they

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<v Speaker 1>want to buy a cheaper, let them go buy a

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<v Speaker 1>cheaper If you don't like my price. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>walk out of the store, bitch, don't shop on my

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook page, like go out in the little dooral chime ding, dang,

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<v Speaker 1>the bell ring when you walk out the funk out

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<v Speaker 1>of my Facebook store. Don't come back here, No service

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Who does that? Grape soda? Yeah, grape soa

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<v Speaker 1>she I can get a hand seventy five at Walnut

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<v Speaker 1>they go to fucking get it there. I fell a chill. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm rooting. I'm rooting for you. I got I got

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<v Speaker 1>my Dave Brodie jersey on right now, my hat and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there they are multiplying. Did you like the John Travolta

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<v Speaker 1>T mobile commercial? Grape minds? Think go Like I was

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<v Speaker 1>about to say the same thing. I did enjoy it. It

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<v Speaker 1>It was one of my favorite commercials of all the

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<v Speaker 1>Super Bowl. Brody I didn't because it's like you don't

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<v Speaker 1>usually see him waxing nostalgic about his old seventies and

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<v Speaker 1>eighties movies like that. He's he's gotta he's gotta start

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<v Speaker 1>waxing nostalgic because his his careers are slowing down. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>You think if Olivia Newton John was still alive, that

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<v Speaker 1>she would be in the commercial too, if they could

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<v Speaker 1>have afforded the two of them. Yeah, yeah, but but

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I thought that was a great It was

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<v Speaker 1>the uh they did summer loving, they did some loving.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was. It was an averagely written parody. I

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<v Speaker 1>did love that. I can't remember the I don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>the the the sponsor, who was the suppertized sponsor? I

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<v Speaker 1>said it was the John Travolta T mobile mobile. See

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<v Speaker 1>that's the sign of a good commercial. And you don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember the commercial company and it's not the sign of

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<v Speaker 1>a good commercial. It was like last year, ft X. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>remember that they had they had in a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>trouble this year, right, well, last year for the Super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl they had a big commercial with Larry David and

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<v Speaker 1>everyone remembered the Larry David commercial, but nobody could remember

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<v Speaker 1>it was ft X yeah. Oh wow everyone X. So

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<v Speaker 1>I have a prediction. Well, by the way, as you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>slices may or may not know, some of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>most of you know. Maybe I want to send a

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<v Speaker 1>special shout out to the many slices that checked in

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<v Speaker 1>and the live stream to my Super Bowl appearance on Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>which we did reviewing the commercials and my favorite and

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of slices were checking in, you know, Slice

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<v Speaker 1>for Life. And I also want to send a shout

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<v Speaker 1>out to uh the only two people I worked with

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<v Speaker 1>on the morning show who who reached out and jumped

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<v Speaker 1>in the chat and retweeted and posted UH. And that

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<v Speaker 1>would be Bethany and Kathleen. Thank you guys for for

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<v Speaker 1>doing that. Scary retweeted from the Brooklyn Boys account, So

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<v Speaker 1>props to you, Scary UM. But we got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of slices chiming in and UH and we're very happy

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<v Speaker 1>UH and and excited for me and said some very

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<v Speaker 1>nice things in the chat. We're enjoying it. Uh that

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<v Speaker 1>being said, my favorite super Bowl commercial. Oh, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>you can see everything on YouTube. If not today, in

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<v Speaker 1>a few days you should be able to see it.

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<v Speaker 1>H the whole thing recapped and edited without the brakes

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<v Speaker 1>and everything will be on the the sooth s O

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<v Speaker 1>O t H sooth be told YouTube page. I believe. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>that being said, I think my favorite two T mobile

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<v Speaker 1>was third. I loved the avocados from Mexico. The Garden

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<v Speaker 1>of Eden commercial. Yeah, I thought that was brilliant. Were like,

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<v Speaker 1>once again, nudity is hot on the on the on

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<v Speaker 1>the on the runway, it's in fashion again. This I

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<v Speaker 1>like the to Be commercial as well. The commercial was brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the one where you thought that that someone

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<v Speaker 1>stepped on them and that was changing the channel for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Love that. And I loved the I loved the Nick

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<v Speaker 1>Jonas commercial not because it was funny, it was just

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<v Speaker 1>well done. Uh, perfectly done, got the point across. And

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<v Speaker 1>I I I'll tell you which which commercials I hated?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have? I had some least favorites. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you the two I hated. I hated the Eminem's commercial.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're supposed to hate the Eminem's commercial. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And the spokespeople are back, the candies are back. They

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<v Speaker 1>had another second commercial at the end. If you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see it, uh so clams anyways commercial. Yeah. The My

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<v Speaker 1>second least favorite commercial was the Hellman's commercial with John

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<v Speaker 1>ham Bree Larson, and Pete Davidson. Commercially, it was gratuitous

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<v Speaker 1>and it was a play on words. Get it problem

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<v Speaker 1>and the problem if you if you haven't seen the commercial,

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<v Speaker 1>go watch it on YouTube. They're in a small refrigerator

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, oh, I'm Bree your ham. You know

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<v Speaker 1>we're we're gonna and look, mayonnaise goes with everything. Okay, great, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>mayonnaise goes with everything unless you're meet then you could

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<v Speaker 1>catch them in everything. So then Pete Davidson opens the

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<v Speaker 1>refrigerator and says, I'm gonna eat you guys. But he doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>He eats an actual ham in Bree sandwich that he grills,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he's eating it talking to now a life

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<v Speaker 1>size John Hamm and Bree Larson and they're like, that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't make any sense now had he imagined it

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<v Speaker 1>like if he was stoned on pot like Pete Davidson

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<v Speaker 1>might be, and was imagining their bodies in the bread

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<v Speaker 1>that ate them. And then it was like Pete snap

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<v Speaker 1>out of it, and he's like, hu huh, oh I

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<v Speaker 1>just I I dream about putting Halmons on everything. That

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<v Speaker 1>would have made sense. But commercial was a train wreck

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<v Speaker 1>the way it was hated. It also didn't like the

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<v Speaker 1>Dorito's commercial with the love triangle. I didn't see that one.

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<v Speaker 1>It was with um was it missing Elliott Elton John

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, what's the kid? I only saw it. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't hear it. I had no sound on that one.

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<v Speaker 1>You flying first class on Jack Harlow, Jack Harler. Jack

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<v Speaker 1>Harlow was in it. They said, oh, Jack Harlow, is

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<v Speaker 1>it true about the love triangle? So I thought because

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<v Speaker 1>the Doritos a triangle shaped, that three celebrities would be

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<v Speaker 1>lady in the tramping the chip, like eating each corner

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<v Speaker 1>like the and and like eating towards each other like

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<v Speaker 1>a love triangle. That would have been a better concept

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<v Speaker 1>but that but all it was was Jack Harlow plays

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<v Speaker 1>the triangle, makes the triangle cool? That's not a love

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<v Speaker 1>triangle and then he loses out on the Grammy Elton

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<v Speaker 1>John who also plays the triangle and makes it look

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<v Speaker 1>like he's more talented than Jack Harlow, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>slap in the face to Jack Harlow where over realizing

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<v Speaker 1>over already commercial should have paid me a million dollars

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<v Speaker 1>to do the commercial because he sucked. But anyway, the

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<v Speaker 1>grease commercial was excellent. That's really what I was going. Okay, yeah, um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, um, there's a there's no there's a place, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no that I wanted to bring this up, and I

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<v Speaker 1>hope I don't offend them because they are in our list.

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<v Speaker 1>You've already offended gypsies going there in our listening area. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>it could be god, oh, New Yorker's evally all Philadelphia, No, no, nope,

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<v Speaker 1>down in Tinton Falls, New Jersey. This was in the post.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm trying to figure out where this for

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<v Speaker 1>a split second, we do a podcast. Everyone's in our

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<v Speaker 1>listening area. Yeah, but we have a high concentration in

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<v Speaker 1>specially New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Ohio. Yeah, hotless

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<v Speaker 1>hotbed hot beds for us. So this did you There's

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<v Speaker 1>a place called Nettie's House of Spaghetti. Have you heard

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<v Speaker 1>of it? No? But I love that. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>give a credit to the New York Post. Then they

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<v Speaker 1>cook it in the Nettie pot. No, no, no, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just the name of the place. Now. I didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>to comment on this earlier, but I wanted. I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to like leave leave comments on it. Um it gets

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<v Speaker 1>to four point five Google rating. It's an Italian restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>Tinton Falls, New Jersey. They are in the news today

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<v Speaker 1>because they have decided that no one under the age

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<v Speaker 1>of ten is going to be allowed in this restaurant. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that on non fallon last night, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>then Asbury actually Asbury Park Press where I was reading it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then Elvis mentioned it briefly this morning. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't dwell on it. So anyway, pretty much saying

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<v Speaker 1>that if you're under ten, no way can you come

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<v Speaker 1>into our restaurant. Um. And that is because well they go.

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<v Speaker 1>They first preface it by sent here comes the ship Sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>We love kids, we really do, but lately it's been

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<v Speaker 1>extremely challenging to accommodate children. Noise level, lack of space

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<v Speaker 1>for high chairs, clean up, the crazy messes and the

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<v Speaker 1>liability of kids running around the restaurant. We decided time

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<v Speaker 1>to take control. Uh and it was it wasn't a

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<v Speaker 1>decision that was made lightly so starting in March, no

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<v Speaker 1>kids allowed to a place to Neddie's House of Spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you look at the way the food is

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<v Speaker 1>plated at this place, and you look at the restaurant itself,

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant looks like it could be a family restaurant. But

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<v Speaker 1>they have a nice upscale bar and the food is

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<v Speaker 1>plated really well. It looks like a little upscale. From

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<v Speaker 1>the outside, it looks like a basic like okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a house or something. It does not. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>impressive from the outside, but on the inside very nice. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that said, what do you think? What do you think

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<v Speaker 1>the issue is? Um other than because I'm I've thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>about it, about about having this restaurant do what it's

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<v Speaker 1>doing under its current name. Well, it sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>kid's place exactly. It sounds like a place you you

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<v Speaker 1>go off the Jersey Time Pike. Hey, everybody, we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to Nettie's has a spaghetti. First of all, you've got

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<v Speaker 1>a rhyming title to and spaghetti you use the word

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<v Speaker 1>spaghetti in the name of your play Spaghetti kids Children.

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<v Speaker 1>So they have an identity crisis. They've got a brand

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<v Speaker 1>where they've got a brand problem. They need to rebrand

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<v Speaker 1>themselves as a Nets trattoria or something or Nets resta

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<v Speaker 1>Nets restaurante, or take away the word Nettie or Nettie's

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<v Speaker 1>or not. Gonna give up Nettie's House of Spaghetti because

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<v Speaker 1>it's listen, let me let me, let me back up

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<v Speaker 1>for a second before we debate this. Jimmy fallon New

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<v Speaker 1>York Post, the Morning Show, pressed, this podcasts, rise, press whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all talking about it. And here's what I'm gonna hear. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say they're gonna pull an Eminem's maneuver. They're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna pull a new Coke maneuver. What's the new Coke maneuver?

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<v Speaker 1>You say? In the eighties, new Coke came out right,

0:24:57.240 --> 0:24:59.359
<v Speaker 1>they replaced it, They changed the flavor of coke. Has

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<v Speaker 1>heard on this po cast several times, Yes, new Coke,

0:25:02.440 --> 0:25:05.000
<v Speaker 1>and then when people didn't like it, they brought back

0:25:05.040 --> 0:25:08.479
<v Speaker 1>coke as a hero on a white horse. Sales went

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<v Speaker 1>through the roof. They sold new cocas New Coke for

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<v Speaker 1>a while as a separate entity, then died out and

0:25:13.880 --> 0:25:17.040
<v Speaker 1>then everyone forgot and now it's just Coke again. Right.

0:25:17.520 --> 0:25:19.680
<v Speaker 1>The same thing with the M and M's. They brought

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<v Speaker 1>in My Rudolph to get attention. They made a terrible

0:25:23.080 --> 0:25:25.560
<v Speaker 1>commercial so people would be begging for the candies again.

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<v Speaker 1>The candies were back before the game was over. It's

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<v Speaker 1>all a big thing, I'm telling you. Before March, they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say, you know what, we've said a code of

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<v Speaker 1>conduct for kids, and uh they we're gonna allow kids

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<v Speaker 1>Monday to Thursday. We're rethinking it's only on Friday and

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday for romantic nights. They're gonna change the policy in

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<v Speaker 1>some way because the amazing feedback they got this was

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<v Speaker 1>a great move super Bowl attention. So that's that's only

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<v Speaker 1>if they really do have this marketing plan in in effect.

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<v Speaker 1>If they don't and this is just for real and

0:26:02.840 --> 0:26:06.280
<v Speaker 1>it's just gonna stay that way, then something's gotta give.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to change the name of your restaurant to

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<v Speaker 1>accommodate a more adult theme. So this way, when people

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<v Speaker 1>to change their name to Stromboni scan Boni, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna change their name to So your call, your

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<v Speaker 1>call is that come back by summer and the kids

0:26:20.640 --> 0:26:23.760
<v Speaker 1>will be running rampant again. I think somebody thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was a good idea for a day and then the

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<v Speaker 1>backlash that hit them. They're gonna get the press. They

0:26:29.200 --> 0:26:32.440
<v Speaker 1>they already have. They've gotten the press. It's already headline news. Okay,

0:26:32.440 --> 0:26:34.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go look at their yelled page. It's right

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<v Speaker 1>up there with the the Oscar meyer Weener mobile got

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<v Speaker 1>its catalytic converter stolen so they couldn't make it to

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<v Speaker 1>the Super Bowl. I mean it was right there on

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<v Speaker 1>ten ten winds. Sorry that happened. Nellie's Nettie Nettie, Nettie Nettie,

0:26:49.840 --> 0:26:59.680
<v Speaker 1>Nettie's House, Spaghetti House of uh Jettie. On Yelp, let's

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<v Speaker 1>see it gets a four point five. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>this is an actual this is a good restaurant, solid food.

0:27:05.359 --> 0:27:08.960
<v Speaker 1>I eat there. They got a four out of five.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate Yelp. Google ratings is more true. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>reason why I'm going on Yelp, but did not go

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<v Speaker 1>here for for accurate reviews. I'm going here. And by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, the usual activity alert this business recently increased

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<v Speaker 1>public attention, which often means people come to the page

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<v Speaker 1>to post their views on the news while we don't

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<v Speaker 1>take a stand one way or another one and as

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<v Speaker 1>we temporarily disabled the posting of content to this page.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it. I knew it. Why because people are

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go there abash them about the kids policy. What

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<v Speaker 1>about the other side of this coin, what about people

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<v Speaker 1>that need I mean, every if you go to any restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>they all welcome kids. So can adults have a thing

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<v Speaker 1>for themselves that this is if you live in this

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<v Speaker 1>What if you live in this town and you and

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<v Speaker 1>the kids go there and your kid's favorite piscati is

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<v Speaker 1>Nettie's House of Spaghetti? Are you, Mama June staying in

0:28:07.160 --> 0:28:08.800
<v Speaker 1>terms of the kids? The kids are like my favorite?

0:28:09.119 --> 0:28:11.640
<v Speaker 1>What do Mamma June call it? And and uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>baby say yeah no kids yeah. But I once again

0:28:18.480 --> 0:28:21.000
<v Speaker 1>it goes back to I'm sorry, Tommy, we can't go

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<v Speaker 1>to Nettie's House of Spaghetti anymore because me, the mean man,

0:28:25.320 --> 0:28:28.399
<v Speaker 1>decided he doesn't like you anymore. But I didn't make

0:28:28.440 --> 0:28:30.240
<v Speaker 1>a mess. So while you're paying the price for every

0:28:30.359 --> 0:28:34.760
<v Speaker 1>child the crux, no, but the crux of the problem

0:28:34.880 --> 0:28:37.840
<v Speaker 1>is you didn't go through a name change. Shame on.

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<v Speaker 1>You change your name to something more upper class or

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<v Speaker 1>something that more is more adult sounding. Nettie's Castle of Spaghetti. No,

0:28:48.600 --> 0:28:53.760
<v Speaker 1>as I said's mansion. Maybe it's oh, Nettie's Exclusive Golf

0:28:53.840 --> 0:28:57.840
<v Speaker 1>Club of Spaghetti. Maybe like all Frisco, or or something

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<v Speaker 1>with the word pasta in it, or something that's not spaghetti,

0:29:01.880 --> 0:29:06.040
<v Speaker 1>because Asta's house of postive think spaghetti, you think spaghetti,

0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:09.040
<v Speaker 1>you think meatballs, you think kids? Do you think spaghetti?

0:29:09.120 --> 0:29:11.880
<v Speaker 1>It's just it's a kid thing. I mean, what's the meat?

0:29:11.920 --> 0:29:13.680
<v Speaker 1>No I I I've never gone out of fancy for

0:29:13.760 --> 0:29:15.760
<v Speaker 1>spaghetti because you slurp it, you get it all of yourself.

0:29:16.000 --> 0:29:18.880
<v Speaker 1>Spaghetti is a fun kids food exactly. That's why there's

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<v Speaker 1>a problem here. Change the name of the restaurant and

0:29:21.760 --> 0:29:23.920
<v Speaker 1>then I think all your problems go away. Well, you

0:29:23.960 --> 0:29:25.760
<v Speaker 1>can't change it. Now. Look at all the pressure getting

0:29:26.480 --> 0:29:28.400
<v Speaker 1>and by the way, it's so much heat. Back to

0:29:28.720 --> 0:29:31.680
<v Speaker 1>remember they're gonna change back to policy conspiracy theory. We

0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:34.720
<v Speaker 1>gotta take a break. What about ron Zoni? Uh? Are

0:29:34.720 --> 0:29:37.320
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna bring back postina after they you heard about

0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:39.000
<v Speaker 1>the pastina thing. We talked about that, and did we

0:29:39.040 --> 0:29:41.360
<v Speaker 1>talk about it. Nobody was buying pustina until they said,

0:29:41.360 --> 0:29:43.560
<v Speaker 1>we're not making pastin anymore. Yeah, but then anybody ran

0:29:43.640 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 1>on got boxing. But now now they had a run

0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:47.800
<v Speaker 1>on them and they're on eBay for like fucking fifty

0:29:47.800 --> 0:29:51.800
<v Speaker 1>dollars a box. You can't find pastina Ronzoni pastina. I

0:29:51.880 --> 0:29:54.680
<v Speaker 1>know Burilla makes postina and other companies do, but the

0:29:54.800 --> 0:29:58.880
<v Speaker 1>original Ronzoni pastina is no longer. And they said after

0:29:59.000 --> 0:30:02.320
<v Speaker 1>people complained, sorry, they doubled down and they said, nope,

0:30:02.400 --> 0:30:05.120
<v Speaker 1>we're not We're not making it anymore. See you later.

0:30:05.160 --> 0:30:07.880
<v Speaker 1>It's being discontinued. And and and do you think that

0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:10.360
<v Speaker 1>was smart? They start selling that pastina have price for

0:30:10.520 --> 0:30:12.360
<v Speaker 1>Do you think they're gonna double Do you think they're

0:30:12.360 --> 0:30:14.440
<v Speaker 1>gonna double back and be like ha ha, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a marketing ploy. I don't think so. I think you know,

0:30:17.160 --> 0:30:19.880
<v Speaker 1>it depends on It depends on the feedback. Well, listen,

0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:21.960
<v Speaker 1>TV shows get canceled all the time, people bring them

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<v Speaker 1>back sometimes. I guess, all right, enough about pasta and

0:30:25.440 --> 0:30:32.760
<v Speaker 1>spaghetti and never enough about pasta macaroni. The Book Boys podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>We will be okay? Then I love man what everything

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:44.120
<v Speaker 1>we do revolves around food. If you think about it,

0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:46.800
<v Speaker 1>it always comes back to food in some way, whether

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<v Speaker 1>it does it though't pizza, or it's pasta or dil Alright,

0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:56.520
<v Speaker 1>well okay, yeah, okay, Well you got into atil fight

0:30:56.600 --> 0:30:58.960
<v Speaker 1>on Twitter this weekend. I don't want to rehash yesterday.

0:30:59.000 --> 0:31:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to rehash it are slices, no, I know,

0:31:05.680 --> 0:31:07.480
<v Speaker 1>but you got it got it didn't get ugly, it

0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:10.440
<v Speaker 1>just got I just I just threw some I threw

0:31:10.520 --> 0:31:14.680
<v Speaker 1>some Jewish knowledge from Jewish websites right at her, because

0:31:14.760 --> 0:31:17.760
<v Speaker 1>she said that dial is not used in Jewish cooking

0:31:18.120 --> 0:31:20.600
<v Speaker 1>and you can't comment on it because you're not Jewish. Well,

0:31:20.640 --> 0:31:22.680
<v Speaker 1>first of all, that's that's a terrible thing to say,

0:31:22.920 --> 0:31:25.400
<v Speaker 1>because anyone could comment on anything if they do the

0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:27.480
<v Speaker 1>research and have the knowledge. I mean, you could point

0:31:27.520 --> 0:31:29.840
<v Speaker 1>out thousands of experience is still different than going on

0:31:29.920 --> 0:31:31.680
<v Speaker 1>a way. But that's the way it was in your

0:31:31.760 --> 0:31:33.920
<v Speaker 1>We've come to terms that that's the way it was

0:31:34.200 --> 0:31:37.880
<v Speaker 1>in her household, the same way it is in your household,

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<v Speaker 1>the same way. You don't speak for the entire religion

0:31:41.960 --> 0:31:46.320
<v Speaker 1>and meat balls. What was your meatball story? Now? I said,

0:31:46.760 --> 0:31:49.360
<v Speaker 1>when it comes to meat balls. In my house, it

0:31:49.520 --> 0:31:53.400
<v Speaker 1>was the holy trinity of making in the meatball making world,

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:59.840
<v Speaker 1>and that is veal. That is veal chicken. I'm sorry, no, sorry, veal.

0:32:00.000 --> 0:32:03.960
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to saying veal beef, no chicken, veal pork

0:32:04.080 --> 0:32:07.440
<v Speaker 1>and beef veal, right, no cheat, no chicken, and and

0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:10.840
<v Speaker 1>that used those three meats combined to make your meat

0:32:10.840 --> 0:32:14.840
<v Speaker 1>balls as the base. So we don't speak in absolutes,

0:32:15.040 --> 0:32:17.160
<v Speaker 1>but I figured out there as a comment, and then

0:32:17.200 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 1>that's the way it was in my house. Now you

0:32:18.600 --> 0:32:20.520
<v Speaker 1>could do it however the hell you want to do it,

0:32:21.400 --> 0:32:24.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, okay, but but you hate dil. But you've

0:32:24.680 --> 0:32:28.400
<v Speaker 1>argued with me several times on this podcast. You just

0:32:28.480 --> 0:32:33.240
<v Speaker 1>put Dylan their mountster ble soup. I'm just saying it sucks, right,

0:32:33.920 --> 0:32:37.560
<v Speaker 1>I know, right, But you know there was a time

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:41.160
<v Speaker 1>where you said it's not used in traditional Jewish cooking.

0:32:41.800 --> 0:32:43.920
<v Speaker 1>What the hell you when you were ripping off, ripping

0:32:44.000 --> 0:32:47.680
<v Speaker 1>on Siddel's because they did that, you like, your comments

0:32:47.760 --> 0:32:51.480
<v Speaker 1>exactly were this place is fake? Who puts dial in

0:32:51.560 --> 0:32:54.600
<v Speaker 1>mounster ball soup as if to say it was not

0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:59.640
<v Speaker 1>used in European cooking. It's a major, major, herb or whatever.

0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:05.160
<v Speaker 1>You okayisode they overdid it? Did it? Man? They might

0:33:05.200 --> 0:33:07.440
<v Speaker 1>have overdone it. Still, let me ask you. Let me

0:33:07.440 --> 0:33:10.360
<v Speaker 1>ask you a question not related to Dills. I was.

0:33:10.520 --> 0:33:13.000
<v Speaker 1>I was in the drive through for for Duncan. My

0:33:13.160 --> 0:33:15.120
<v Speaker 1>daughter asked me to pick her up a large iced

0:33:15.160 --> 0:33:21.080
<v Speaker 1>tea with with a number of splendors. She likes four splendors.

0:33:21.080 --> 0:33:24.280
<v Speaker 1>I think she likes six. Excuse me. So I pull

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<v Speaker 1>up to the drive through and to the the speaker

0:33:27.640 --> 0:33:29.760
<v Speaker 1>and I said, I had like a large iced tea

0:33:30.320 --> 0:33:35.160
<v Speaker 1>with six blender. He says to me, would you like

0:33:35.320 --> 0:33:39.960
<v Speaker 1>that tea? Hotter iced? Wait a second, it was The

0:33:40.120 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 1>answer is in the request. The answers in the request

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<v Speaker 1>thank you wow, which I said, I think, Uh Well,

0:33:48.760 --> 0:33:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I said, how do you recommend I take my iced tea?

0:33:51.800 --> 0:33:55.920
<v Speaker 1>And he says, oh, man, yeah, oh, And but in

0:33:56.040 --> 0:34:01.640
<v Speaker 1>his mind he's thinking, this guy's a fucking asshole. I okay, whatever, whatever,

0:34:01.840 --> 0:34:04.000
<v Speaker 1>So I wasn't drinking it. Did you did you? Did

0:34:04.040 --> 0:34:07.040
<v Speaker 1>you go to Duncan? Did you try the Cupids Choice donut? Oh?

0:34:07.120 --> 0:34:09.360
<v Speaker 1>It's so good in the brownie battery? How would you

0:34:09.480 --> 0:34:11.360
<v Speaker 1>know you can't eat? And then I can't eat it,

0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:13.120
<v Speaker 1>but I could talk about it. How did you have

0:34:13.400 --> 0:34:16.400
<v Speaker 1>did you go? Did you get a Duncan refresher? No,

0:34:16.520 --> 0:34:19.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I drink iced coffee there occasionally and occasionally

0:34:19.320 --> 0:34:22.160
<v Speaker 1>get like um the egg white wrap or like if

0:34:22.200 --> 0:34:24.480
<v Speaker 1>I really want to feel bad about myself, I'll have

0:34:24.560 --> 0:34:27.520
<v Speaker 1>a sausage croissant or something. Well, now is the time

0:34:27.560 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 1>that you don't eat the donuts. Duncan Donuts, Donut long

0:34:31.120 --> 0:34:34.040
<v Speaker 1>came there and their coffee. Amazing love Duncan. Duncan's the

0:34:34.080 --> 0:34:37.600
<v Speaker 1>best hit the jingle, don't hit hit the jingle? What

0:34:37.680 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 1>are you talking about? Your name and a sponsor? Was scary?

0:34:48.320 --> 0:34:50.719
<v Speaker 1>You just happen to ask me if I like, if

0:34:50.760 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 1>I like something? Oh, you gotta try the Valentine's Day donut?

0:34:54.760 --> 0:34:57.040
<v Speaker 1>You prick, You're on, You're on. You're the first quarter

0:34:57.040 --> 0:34:59.320
<v Speaker 1>of scary. You're not eating donuts. I'm not, but I

0:34:59.480 --> 0:35:02.480
<v Speaker 1>will when the second quarter scari arrives. But the brownie

0:35:02.520 --> 0:35:07.240
<v Speaker 1>batter heart shaped donuts cupid commercial not doing a commercial

0:35:07.320 --> 0:35:12.800
<v Speaker 1>unless I get you are not using our podcast to

0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:16.480
<v Speaker 1>promote you're you're Duncan Donuts advertising. Damn it, I said

0:35:16.480 --> 0:35:22.080
<v Speaker 1>it again. For free son of a bitch. That's like.

0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:24.560
<v Speaker 1>That's like me saying, hey, scary, have you been to

0:35:24.680 --> 0:35:27.560
<v Speaker 1>a broccoli hut? Have you tried the broccoli? It's fantastic.

0:35:27.880 --> 0:35:29.520
<v Speaker 1>You're going, no, I haven't tried to Wait a minute,

0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:35.360
<v Speaker 1>bro do you didn't eat that? Oh my god. I

0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:37.480
<v Speaker 1>knew right away it was a scam on your part.

0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:41.280
<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh, it's really good, really yeah, really limited

0:35:41.320 --> 0:35:43.640
<v Speaker 1>time only you haven't eaten in two months? You haven't. No,

0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:46.520
<v Speaker 1>I haven't. I never said I did, but I'm saying,

0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:48.759
<v Speaker 1>we'll ask your question. Is it's so good? What's the

0:35:48.800 --> 0:35:50.160
<v Speaker 1>name of its scarlet? You plug the name of it?

0:35:50.239 --> 0:35:52.680
<v Speaker 1>What's the brownie and the Cupid's choice and the brownie

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:57.839
<v Speaker 1>bat the brownie batter? Donut is not looking for for adjectives.

0:35:59.280 --> 0:36:02.520
<v Speaker 1>The cupids donut she called choice. He puts choice. Let

0:36:02.520 --> 0:36:04.080
<v Speaker 1>me ask you a question. This is a delicious donut.

0:36:04.080 --> 0:36:08.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing right. What color is it? Well, it's got frosting,

0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:11.000
<v Speaker 1>it's it's a regular. It's like a glazed donut in

0:36:11.040 --> 0:36:16.400
<v Speaker 1>this heart color like it's it's pink or white. It

0:36:16.520 --> 0:36:19.040
<v Speaker 1>depends because you read the copy, but you didn't actually

0:36:19.040 --> 0:36:20.880
<v Speaker 1>see you know, he's pink. It's pink which sprinkles? And

0:36:21.040 --> 0:36:23.680
<v Speaker 1>is it? Is it heart shaped? It's a heart shaped donut. Yes,

0:36:23.760 --> 0:36:30.160
<v Speaker 1>now you're getting ripped off like the hop shaped pizza. No. No, okay,

0:36:30.880 --> 0:36:32.520
<v Speaker 1>well let me ask you this. Let me ask you this.

0:36:32.640 --> 0:36:35.839
<v Speaker 1>Riddle me this, batman. How many did you send Robin

0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:39.120
<v Speaker 1>for Valentine's Day? I haven't done that because we we

0:36:39.200 --> 0:36:41.960
<v Speaker 1>haven't even seen each other yet. But you sent the flowers,

0:36:42.000 --> 0:36:46.920
<v Speaker 1>you haven't seen her. Send the donuts or whatever and

0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:50.440
<v Speaker 1>send her why they're delicious? Are you in situating they're

0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:53.359
<v Speaker 1>not healthy? No? No, no, she doesn't. She's gonna eat

0:36:53.400 --> 0:36:58.840
<v Speaker 1>a dozen by herself. I mean that's that's probably should

0:36:58.840 --> 0:37:01.880
<v Speaker 1>have done that. You're right, I'll run I'll run them

0:37:01.920 --> 0:37:05.400
<v Speaker 1>over because America runs on Duncan. That's right. So I

0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:07.160
<v Speaker 1>think you should do for Valentine's Day, center up with

0:37:07.160 --> 0:37:11.120
<v Speaker 1>some of those great delicious Duncan of scariest choice donuts.

0:37:12.200 --> 0:37:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Duncan You want those sweeter on sweeten, by the way,

0:37:18.320 --> 0:37:23.200
<v Speaker 1>you want that iced tea hotter iced? Big? Yeah? Yeah yeah.

0:37:24.520 --> 0:37:26.440
<v Speaker 1>I did get into a fight at the bank yesterday,

0:37:27.880 --> 0:37:34.080
<v Speaker 1>um over money. No, so with the with the teller?

0:37:34.600 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Was it because your account was overdrawn, as you wanted

0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:42.440
<v Speaker 1>ten dollars pulled out of your account. Not the case, okay.

0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:45.120
<v Speaker 1>So I needed to write a bunch of checks this

0:37:45.280 --> 0:37:49.800
<v Speaker 1>week from an account. I couldn't find the checkbook okay,

0:37:51.160 --> 0:37:53.359
<v Speaker 1>and I couldn't transfer from what I didn't want to try.

0:37:53.400 --> 0:37:54.920
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to write a check from a certain bank

0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:58.160
<v Speaker 1>account for certain reasons, okay, And so I couldn't find

0:37:58.160 --> 0:38:01.480
<v Speaker 1>my checkbook. So I went into the branch and I said, hey, uh,

0:38:01.880 --> 0:38:06.120
<v Speaker 1>Now there's three tellers. Older woman on the left, young

0:38:06.360 --> 0:38:09.000
<v Speaker 1>young young teller in the middle, and a guy on

0:38:09.040 --> 0:38:11.280
<v Speaker 1>the right. So the guy calls me up to the window.

0:38:12.680 --> 0:38:16.120
<v Speaker 1>There's a tall gentleman, not the guy from the burlesque show,

0:38:16.120 --> 0:38:18.560
<v Speaker 1>but a tall gentleman at the middle, the middle teller,

0:38:18.680 --> 0:38:21.600
<v Speaker 1>the young girl, and the older woman is just I

0:38:21.600 --> 0:38:23.719
<v Speaker 1>don't counting money. She's not helping anybody at the moment.

0:38:24.840 --> 0:38:27.000
<v Speaker 1>So I say to the guy, hey, man, I need

0:38:27.160 --> 0:38:33.040
<v Speaker 1>um I need six um temporary checks, you know. So

0:38:33.120 --> 0:38:35.080
<v Speaker 1>they what they do is they print checks your account

0:38:35.200 --> 0:38:37.879
<v Speaker 1>number on them, but not your name, and this way

0:38:37.920 --> 0:38:39.919
<v Speaker 1>you can use them until your checks arrived. So I said,

0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:44.120
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to order checks twelve dollars whatever, and I

0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:51.560
<v Speaker 1>need six of the instant checks temporary checks. He says, well, um,

0:38:52.200 --> 0:38:56.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm mon't allowed to give you three. I said, why

0:38:56.560 --> 0:38:59.040
<v Speaker 1>can't you give me six? Yeah, I'm mont allowed to

0:38:59.040 --> 0:39:04.640
<v Speaker 1>give you three. So so uh, I said, okay, okay,

0:39:05.320 --> 0:39:07.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't see where this is going. By the way, Well,

0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:09.200
<v Speaker 1>so I say to myself, well, I'll just have to

0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:10.799
<v Speaker 1>come back tomorrow. We got to three. I need six.

0:39:11.680 --> 0:39:14.400
<v Speaker 1>So the guy next to me says, yeah to his teller.

0:39:14.920 --> 0:39:18.680
<v Speaker 1>I got a question. I also need temporary checks, but

0:39:18.800 --> 0:39:21.440
<v Speaker 1>I need I need like ten. So if I can

0:39:21.480 --> 0:39:24.640
<v Speaker 1>only get three, how long before I can come back

0:39:24.680 --> 0:39:27.239
<v Speaker 1>and get three more? Now, the woman in the end,

0:39:27.320 --> 0:39:30.040
<v Speaker 1>the older woman, looks up and she says, sir, they're

0:39:30.080 --> 0:39:34.640
<v Speaker 1>temporary checks. You get three, So what are they having

0:39:34.680 --> 0:39:38.319
<v Speaker 1>a run on paper? I don't understand they physically they

0:39:38.360 --> 0:39:41.200
<v Speaker 1>can't give you more than three checks. It's your account.

0:39:41.600 --> 0:39:44.360
<v Speaker 1>You should have unlimited. When you buy the whole checkbook,

0:39:44.800 --> 0:39:48.000
<v Speaker 1>you get fucking it doesn't matter. You can order hundreds

0:39:48.040 --> 0:39:50.560
<v Speaker 1>and hundreds. What is it really going to set them

0:39:50.600 --> 0:39:58.560
<v Speaker 1>back if you have three more pieces of paper? So

0:39:58.760 --> 0:40:02.200
<v Speaker 1>I said, you know what? To be honest, miss I

0:40:02.400 --> 0:40:06.480
<v Speaker 1>also have that question. Is it three per month or

0:40:06.560 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 1>can I come back tomorrow and get three more? Because

0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:12.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't live far from here, sir, they're temporary checks.

0:40:13.000 --> 0:40:16.880
<v Speaker 1>You can order order yourself checks. And I said, I

0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:20.560
<v Speaker 1>already did order myself checks, but I need six today.

0:40:21.320 --> 0:40:23.560
<v Speaker 1>I need them before the checkbook or it's your it's

0:40:23.600 --> 0:40:26.000
<v Speaker 1>your account, and there's proposed to be working for you

0:40:26.120 --> 0:40:28.040
<v Speaker 1>and helping you write if you want to pull money

0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:30.399
<v Speaker 1>out of your account and you don't have a temporary check.

0:40:31.320 --> 0:40:35.160
<v Speaker 1>By the way, why why are we talking about writing checks?

0:40:35.360 --> 0:40:37.399
<v Speaker 1>To listen, I don't want to get into that part.

0:40:37.480 --> 0:40:39.879
<v Speaker 1>I have to che you understand. I understand certain it's

0:40:40.040 --> 0:40:42.440
<v Speaker 1>it's it's somebody I have to pay money to that

0:40:42.520 --> 0:40:47.239
<v Speaker 1>only accepts check. Understood. I understanding companies, tax purposes, different things.

0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Slices are wondering right now, one of the check to

0:40:50.120 --> 0:40:52.239
<v Speaker 1>the I R s. I gotta write check. I get it,

0:40:52.320 --> 0:40:55.640
<v Speaker 1>I got it. I'm going to shop right And the

0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:57.600
<v Speaker 1>fact is the fact that they did that to you,

0:40:58.200 --> 0:41:00.239
<v Speaker 1>they would lose my cut. That would lose my service

0:41:00.400 --> 0:41:04.840
<v Speaker 1>right there, that my account. I said, you're not answering

0:41:04.920 --> 0:41:06.880
<v Speaker 1>my question. I need to know if I can come

0:41:06.920 --> 0:41:09.120
<v Speaker 1>back tomorrow and get three more if it's three a day.

0:41:09.360 --> 0:41:13.600
<v Speaker 1>She says, Sir, they're temporary checks. That means they're temporary.

0:41:14.320 --> 0:41:17.359
<v Speaker 1>I said, so you're explaining to me what the word

0:41:17.440 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 1>temporary means. Sir. You get three checks and then you

0:41:21.520 --> 0:41:24.120
<v Speaker 1>can order checks if you need more. I said, okay,

0:41:24.160 --> 0:41:26.840
<v Speaker 1>but you didn't answer my ques, Sir, I answered your question.

0:41:26.960 --> 0:41:30.000
<v Speaker 1>You're not listening to me, so I so, I said, oh,

0:41:30.160 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing you. I'm hearing his sassin attitude because I'm

0:41:34.080 --> 0:41:36.319
<v Speaker 1>being nice to you. I just want to know, yes,

0:41:36.800 --> 0:41:38.279
<v Speaker 1>I said, I just want to know, man, And I

0:41:38.360 --> 0:41:39.879
<v Speaker 1>was being trying to me as nice as I could.

0:41:40.080 --> 0:41:41.800
<v Speaker 1>And the guy next to me, he's like, yeah, answer

0:41:41.880 --> 0:41:44.600
<v Speaker 1>the man's question, because he had the same question. I said, Look,

0:41:44.640 --> 0:41:46.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm not looking to fight with you. I just want

0:41:46.880 --> 0:41:48.960
<v Speaker 1>to know if I can come in tomorrow or a

0:41:49.080 --> 0:41:51.640
<v Speaker 1>week from now, when my checks still haven't arrived because

0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:53.520
<v Speaker 1>it takes two to three weeks, if I can get

0:41:53.600 --> 0:41:57.600
<v Speaker 1>three more checks exactly. So, she says, maybe you didn't

0:41:57.680 --> 0:42:02.600
<v Speaker 1>hear me, tell Berary and you can order a book.

0:42:02.800 --> 0:42:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Not answering. Not answering your question, She's not. She's just

0:42:06.800 --> 0:42:09.960
<v Speaker 1>asked that question, I said, I don't know if your

0:42:10.000 --> 0:42:13.200
<v Speaker 1>cardigan is too tight or what. What I'm asking you

0:42:13.280 --> 0:42:17.200
<v Speaker 1>a very polite question. I know they're temporary. Please stop

0:42:17.280 --> 0:42:19.400
<v Speaker 1>telling me I can order checks. You know why. I

0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:22.280
<v Speaker 1>already ordered the checks. Ma'am. I already ordered the checks.

0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:26.800
<v Speaker 1>But I need six checks from this bank before they arrive.

0:42:27.719 --> 0:42:30.080
<v Speaker 1>What do I have to say to you to get

0:42:30.160 --> 0:42:33.359
<v Speaker 1>six checks? That's it? Or tell me if I can

0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:35.440
<v Speaker 1>come tomorrow. Are you working tomorrow, because if you're not,

0:42:35.480 --> 0:42:38.759
<v Speaker 1>I'll come tomorrow. And she says, well, if you want

0:42:38.840 --> 0:42:42.239
<v Speaker 1>six checks, I'll get your six checks. I said, well,

0:42:42.320 --> 0:42:45.440
<v Speaker 1>that was nice of you, Thank you very much. Just

0:42:45.520 --> 0:42:46.640
<v Speaker 1>all you have to do is ask him to get

0:42:46.680 --> 0:42:50.360
<v Speaker 1>an attitude. So the guy says he didn't get an attitude.

0:42:50.560 --> 0:42:53.600
<v Speaker 1>He asked you. He asked you four times how to

0:42:53.640 --> 0:42:56.719
<v Speaker 1>get checks, and you refuse to answer him. So so

0:42:56.840 --> 0:43:00.160
<v Speaker 1>who's wrong there? So she says, well, I guess I

0:43:00.600 --> 0:43:04.560
<v Speaker 1>misunderstood the question. Scary did it sounds like she misunderstood

0:43:04.600 --> 0:43:07.319
<v Speaker 1>the question. She refused to answer you no, no shot

0:43:07.360 --> 0:43:10.080
<v Speaker 1>because you repeated yourself several times. Oh my god. And

0:43:10.239 --> 0:43:13.160
<v Speaker 1>by the way, I think the only time I went

0:43:13.200 --> 0:43:16.200
<v Speaker 1>into a bank in the last two years is to

0:43:16.480 --> 0:43:18.960
<v Speaker 1>uh cash in my rolled up change. I rolled, I

0:43:19.040 --> 0:43:21.320
<v Speaker 1>did my change rolling thing, and I went into I

0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:25.080
<v Speaker 1>got I had to get five rappers for pennies there

0:43:25.480 --> 0:43:27.640
<v Speaker 1>of two. No, there was no limit. That was that

0:43:27.680 --> 0:43:29.440
<v Speaker 1>what they were given away like crazy. And then she

0:43:29.480 --> 0:43:32.160
<v Speaker 1>says to me, I'm sorry, sir, would you like a lollipop?

0:43:32.800 --> 0:43:35.920
<v Speaker 1>I said, yes, how many can I take? So she

0:43:36.120 --> 0:43:38.440
<v Speaker 1>laughed and I took. I took three. I said, one

0:43:38.520 --> 0:43:41.680
<v Speaker 1>for each check. And then she ended up giving me six. Okay,

0:43:43.200 --> 0:43:45.520
<v Speaker 1>not a big fucking deal to give me six, that's right.

0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:48.160
<v Speaker 1>It never was a print button. Oh my god. I

0:43:48.200 --> 0:43:50.680
<v Speaker 1>have a similar story that happened to a friend of mine.

0:43:51.200 --> 0:43:55.120
<v Speaker 1>And he was out to lunch and wanted one of

0:43:55.160 --> 0:43:58.879
<v Speaker 1>those salads and then ordered, you know how you could

0:43:59.120 --> 0:44:02.239
<v Speaker 1>add up char charge for chicken or shrimp or beef.

0:44:03.760 --> 0:44:07.520
<v Speaker 1>So he wanted. He wanted chicken, but he wanted double chicken,

0:44:08.080 --> 0:44:11.279
<v Speaker 1>so he said so he said, all right, great, I'll

0:44:11.320 --> 0:44:14.000
<v Speaker 1>take the chicken, but I want I want double chicken.

0:44:14.200 --> 0:44:17.520
<v Speaker 1>So and they're like, we don't do that here, what

0:44:17.560 --> 0:44:21.440
<v Speaker 1>do you don't do that? Like, yeah, the dinner that's

0:44:21.719 --> 0:44:26.080
<v Speaker 1>like a dinner portion size. Uh, the chicken is half

0:44:26.120 --> 0:44:28.520
<v Speaker 1>a portion, and he goes, I know that. So if

0:44:28.560 --> 0:44:33.920
<v Speaker 1>it's six dollars extra for chicken, charge me twelve. I'm sorry,

0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:38.080
<v Speaker 1>we can't. We can't do that. They refused at this

0:44:38.239 --> 0:44:43.040
<v Speaker 1>place to give him a double order a chicken, and

0:44:43.360 --> 0:44:47.640
<v Speaker 1>only because shrimp and what beef? Beef? All right, so

0:44:47.800 --> 0:44:49.520
<v Speaker 1>charge me for beef. But instead of the beef, give

0:44:49.560 --> 0:44:54.560
<v Speaker 1>me the goddamn chicken. Exactly exactly. He wanted double chicken.

0:44:54.719 --> 0:44:58.239
<v Speaker 1>And some people it just there's no logic in their brain.

0:44:58.360 --> 0:45:02.040
<v Speaker 1>It did two and two is five or nothing. Nothing

0:45:02.080 --> 0:45:05.000
<v Speaker 1>makes any sense. But why would anybody, why would anyone

0:45:05.040 --> 0:45:08.200
<v Speaker 1>want to double chicken? We don't. He's also denying the

0:45:08.320 --> 0:45:13.200
<v Speaker 1>restaurant extra profit. The man wants chicken. You have the

0:45:13.280 --> 0:45:15.839
<v Speaker 1>chicken back there, Sell the man an extra piece of chicken.

0:45:16.760 --> 0:45:22.040
<v Speaker 1>You say, give me another salad, hold the salad. Just yeah.

0:45:24.320 --> 0:45:26.520
<v Speaker 1>There's a great scene, and I think it's the movie

0:45:26.560 --> 0:45:29.520
<v Speaker 1>is called Twelve Easy Pieces with Jack Nicholson. It's from

0:45:29.680 --> 0:45:32.239
<v Speaker 1>the nineties seventies. But if you could look up the

0:45:32.320 --> 0:45:35.319
<v Speaker 1>chicken salad sandwich scene from I think it's from Twelve

0:45:35.320 --> 0:45:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Easy Pieces. Um, how he gets the food he wants

0:45:39.200 --> 0:45:41.480
<v Speaker 1>is very similar to that, they won't make the food

0:45:41.520 --> 0:45:44.120
<v Speaker 1>the way he wants. So Jack Nicholson tells the wages

0:45:44.200 --> 0:45:46.680
<v Speaker 1>what he wants and tells her to hold this, hold that,

0:45:47.000 --> 0:45:47.880
<v Speaker 1>and she goes, what do you want me to do

0:45:47.960 --> 0:45:49.319
<v Speaker 1>with the chicken? He goes, I don't give you. Hold

0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:50.759
<v Speaker 1>it between your legs, but don't bring it to me.

0:45:51.680 --> 0:45:53.919
<v Speaker 1>He wanted toast, He wanted like he wanted, like dry

0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:57.120
<v Speaker 1>right toast. She as, we don't serve that, don't serve that? Said,

0:45:57.120 --> 0:45:59.080
<v Speaker 1>can I get a chicken salad sandwich on, hold on,

0:45:59.239 --> 0:46:01.480
<v Speaker 1>on on the whole week toast whatever. She goes, Yes,

0:46:01.560 --> 0:46:03.720
<v Speaker 1>he was great, Then give me a chicken salad sandwich

0:46:03.760 --> 0:46:07.160
<v Speaker 1>on whole wheat toast. Hold hold the tomato, hold the

0:46:07.239 --> 0:46:11.560
<v Speaker 1>chicken salad, and just just bring me the toast exactly

0:46:12.280 --> 0:46:14.160
<v Speaker 1>basically that's it. But he doesn't much better because he's

0:46:14.200 --> 0:46:16.160
<v Speaker 1>Jack Nicholson. Of course, Oh my god, all right, I

0:46:16.400 --> 0:46:25.320
<v Speaker 1>have a headache. People are just sorry. Sorry, it's okay,

0:46:25.520 --> 0:46:28.200
<v Speaker 1>it's okay. Listen. We'll we'll get we'll get by somehow,

0:46:28.320 --> 0:46:29.920
<v Speaker 1>somehow we do. We're not gonna get by. We're not.

0:46:29.960 --> 0:46:32.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna get pie. You know it, I know

0:46:32.880 --> 0:46:39.759
<v Speaker 1>it you're not. I don't know. You're okay, Bertie. Yeah,

0:46:39.800 --> 0:46:42.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm okay, I'm okay. Uh. I can't seem to find

0:46:43.280 --> 0:46:46.280
<v Speaker 1>so I I had three pages open to read stuff,

0:46:47.080 --> 0:46:49.800
<v Speaker 1>and I can't find one of the pages that closed.

0:46:49.840 --> 0:46:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, let's see what's this page? Oh there it is? Yeah, yeah, um,

0:46:53.600 --> 0:46:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to tell you about Oh you know what,

0:46:57.239 --> 0:47:00.239
<v Speaker 1>I have a very similar story about ordering things and

0:47:00.320 --> 0:47:03.480
<v Speaker 1>they're not giving you what you want. So I ordered

0:47:03.520 --> 0:47:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Thai food a couple of weeks ago. And this Thai

0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:11.120
<v Speaker 1>restaurant is located in an alleyway, not like a like

0:47:11.200 --> 0:47:13.960
<v Speaker 1>a scary alleyway, but it's like a walk through. So

0:47:14.080 --> 0:47:17.239
<v Speaker 1>there's two main business streets in this town, and there's

0:47:17.239 --> 0:47:21.360
<v Speaker 1>a walk through to get to the Thai restaurant. And

0:47:21.560 --> 0:47:23.239
<v Speaker 1>if you didn't know where it was, you'd never find

0:47:23.280 --> 0:47:25.400
<v Speaker 1>it because your NAV system takes you to the beginning

0:47:25.440 --> 0:47:27.960
<v Speaker 1>of the alleyway, but you don't realize it's in the alleyway.

0:47:28.480 --> 0:47:30.640
<v Speaker 1>So I went there, I called in my order, and

0:47:30.800 --> 0:47:33.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, I ordered everything with no vegetables because that's

0:47:33.640 --> 0:47:37.360
<v Speaker 1>how I roll. And I parked my car about a

0:47:37.360 --> 0:47:39.960
<v Speaker 1>half a block from the alleyway and it's raining. And

0:47:40.040 --> 0:47:42.160
<v Speaker 1>I walk all the way in up the block in

0:47:42.200 --> 0:47:44.160
<v Speaker 1>the rain, all the way up the alleyway, which is

0:47:44.200 --> 0:47:46.239
<v Speaker 1>almost the length of a block, and I go to

0:47:46.320 --> 0:47:49.640
<v Speaker 1>the Thai restaurant. I said, uh. They said, oh, we'll

0:47:49.640 --> 0:47:53.360
<v Speaker 1>be there, be there in twenty minutes. So uh, I

0:47:53.480 --> 0:47:56.359
<v Speaker 1>got there in thirty minutes. I took my time make

0:47:56.400 --> 0:47:59.520
<v Speaker 1>sure it was ready, and uh I walked there. It

0:47:59.600 --> 0:48:01.319
<v Speaker 1>was like be three minutes by the time I got

0:48:01.400 --> 0:48:04.600
<v Speaker 1>in from what I ordered. So the guy the uh,

0:48:05.000 --> 0:48:07.920
<v Speaker 1>the woman at the counter says, uh, the orders is

0:48:07.960 --> 0:48:12.680
<v Speaker 1>not ready yet. We're very busy. There was nobody there, okay,

0:48:12.960 --> 0:48:16.040
<v Speaker 1>so maybe they were delivering. That's fine. Uh. So I

0:48:16.239 --> 0:48:18.360
<v Speaker 1>she said, what was your phone number? I said, I

0:48:18.360 --> 0:48:21.120
<v Speaker 1>give her the phone number, and I said she was okay, great.

0:48:22.320 --> 0:48:26.040
<v Speaker 1>I got drunk in noodles and something called pat suka.

0:48:27.280 --> 0:48:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Who yep. So I got two dishes and I got

0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:34.360
<v Speaker 1>right back right I got. I got fried rice with

0:48:34.400 --> 0:48:36.600
<v Speaker 1>pineapple and like a tie rice whatever it is, with

0:48:37.000 --> 0:48:39.520
<v Speaker 1>cash shoes and pineapple. So they gave me the bag.

0:48:39.640 --> 0:48:41.879
<v Speaker 1>Finally after another ten minutes, and now it's forty minutes

0:48:41.960 --> 0:48:43.680
<v Speaker 1>or so after I ordered. When I said twenty minutes,

0:48:43.760 --> 0:48:48.160
<v Speaker 1>not no problem, and they have a table there, you know,

0:48:48.280 --> 0:48:50.120
<v Speaker 1>in the restaurants. I put my bag down and I'm like,

0:48:50.160 --> 0:48:52.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm gonna check the food because it's a

0:48:52.360 --> 0:48:54.560
<v Speaker 1>long walk in the alley. It walked to my car,

0:48:55.360 --> 0:48:57.080
<v Speaker 1>and I don't want to have to walk all the

0:48:57.120 --> 0:49:01.839
<v Speaker 1>way twice, so I pack. I unpacked the bags right there,

0:49:02.400 --> 0:49:06.040
<v Speaker 1>and I see that the drunken noodles. I'm sorry, the

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:09.440
<v Speaker 1>pads CEU has vegetables in it. So I say, I say,

0:49:09.520 --> 0:49:12.960
<v Speaker 1>excuse me, um, this has vegetables. I'm sorry. I ordered

0:49:12.960 --> 0:49:16.120
<v Speaker 1>everything without vegetables, can you Uh he's up, so sorry,

0:49:16.360 --> 0:49:18.719
<v Speaker 1>I'll make that for you again. Okay. So now it's

0:49:18.719 --> 0:49:22.480
<v Speaker 1>ten more minutes because they're busy, and I'm looking as

0:49:22.520 --> 0:49:24.960
<v Speaker 1>he comes back, I go to put I'm looking at

0:49:25.000 --> 0:49:28.719
<v Speaker 1>the uh, the pads, the drunken noodles, and I see

0:49:28.719 --> 0:49:32.240
<v Speaker 1>it as a basil in it. Now I don't like basil.

0:49:32.760 --> 0:49:37.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't like the taste of basil. I don't like basil. Okay,

0:49:38.920 --> 0:49:43.319
<v Speaker 1>So so I didn't realize the basil. So I put

0:49:43.360 --> 0:49:45.360
<v Speaker 1>the food back in the bag and I get in

0:49:45.400 --> 0:49:46.880
<v Speaker 1>the car and like I'm gonna eat them in the car.

0:49:46.960 --> 0:49:48.799
<v Speaker 1>Because I was hungry, and I opened up the drunken

0:49:48.840 --> 0:49:50.279
<v Speaker 1>noodles as basil in it. So I go all the

0:49:50.320 --> 0:49:52.120
<v Speaker 1>way back in the rain in the alley, way up

0:49:52.160 --> 0:49:53.719
<v Speaker 1>the thing, and I said, excuse me him, sorry to

0:49:53.760 --> 0:49:58.160
<v Speaker 1>bother you again, but the drunken noodles has basil. He says, oh, yeah,

0:49:58.239 --> 0:50:01.400
<v Speaker 1>it comes with basil. I said, I know, but I

0:50:01.560 --> 0:50:05.000
<v Speaker 1>ordered everything without vegetables. And he says, I know what

0:50:05.080 --> 0:50:09.400
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna say. He says, you could try. Basil is

0:50:09.440 --> 0:50:12.279
<v Speaker 1>not a vegetable. No, he doesn't say that. It gets worse.

0:50:13.280 --> 0:50:15.880
<v Speaker 1>He says, it comes with basil. I said, I know,

0:50:15.960 --> 0:50:19.600
<v Speaker 1>but I ordered it without vegetables. Basil is a vegetable, right,

0:50:19.800 --> 0:50:21.480
<v Speaker 1>He says, oh yes, But if I don't put the

0:50:21.520 --> 0:50:25.759
<v Speaker 1>basil in, it tastes different. And I said, I know.

0:50:26.480 --> 0:50:28.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't like basil. I don't want it to taste

0:50:28.840 --> 0:50:31.360
<v Speaker 1>like basil. That's why I ordered it with no vegetables.

0:50:33.480 --> 0:50:37.120
<v Speaker 1>He goes, but the recipe calls for basil. I said,

0:50:37.280 --> 0:50:40.680
<v Speaker 1>not my recipe. I don't want to taste of basil

0:50:40.719 --> 0:50:44.320
<v Speaker 1>in my drunken noodles. He said, well, next time, you

0:50:44.360 --> 0:50:48.200
<v Speaker 1>have to specify. I did specify. I said, no vegetables, sir,

0:50:48.480 --> 0:50:50.160
<v Speaker 1>is not, by the way. I wasn't yelling at him.

0:50:50.280 --> 0:50:54.600
<v Speaker 1>I said, can we just clarify? Is basil vegetable? Yes? Well,

0:50:54.680 --> 0:50:57.880
<v Speaker 1>then no vegetables doesn't mean no vegetables except the one

0:50:57.880 --> 0:50:59.480
<v Speaker 1>you think is important for the taste of the problem

0:50:59.640 --> 0:51:04.640
<v Speaker 1>is basil is really a spice or it's a garnish.

0:51:04.800 --> 0:51:08.800
<v Speaker 1>It's not really a vegetable. And and I mean it

0:51:08.880 --> 0:51:11.120
<v Speaker 1>has a little bit of taste to it, of course,

0:51:11.200 --> 0:51:14.680
<v Speaker 1>But why don't you give the guy a break? I

0:51:14.760 --> 0:51:16.520
<v Speaker 1>did give him a break. I was nice about it.

0:51:16.560 --> 0:51:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna this doesn't sound nice. It sounds very

0:51:20.320 --> 0:51:26.600
<v Speaker 1>very abrupt. Okay, I'm saying calm, calmer than certainly describing

0:51:26.640 --> 0:51:30.680
<v Speaker 1>it because I'm like mayby soft herbs such as basil, parsley, chives,

0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:35.040
<v Speaker 1>and deal they are all considered vegetables. All right, I'm

0:51:35.080 --> 0:51:37.800
<v Speaker 1>online loud looking it up. My point is I was

0:51:37.920 --> 0:51:40.279
<v Speaker 1>very nice about it, so I don't say anything to him.

0:51:40.280 --> 0:51:42.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't ask him for anything. He comes out and

0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:45.640
<v Speaker 1>he says, I'm sorry about the basil, and he gives

0:51:45.719 --> 0:51:49.120
<v Speaker 1>me a card which he signed and said, off your

0:51:49.160 --> 0:51:53.520
<v Speaker 1>next order. Wow, that's some expensive fucking basil on the

0:51:53.560 --> 0:51:55.759
<v Speaker 1>part of the restaurant. You know what, it couldn't be

0:51:55.880 --> 0:51:58.360
<v Speaker 1>nicer and I will be going back there. Okay. The

0:51:58.400 --> 0:52:00.640
<v Speaker 1>point is it isn't up to the chef to determine

0:52:00.719 --> 0:52:04.160
<v Speaker 1>what he finds to be important. Well, that's debatable because

0:52:04.480 --> 0:52:08.560
<v Speaker 1>you go to some restaurants, David Brodie, and you go

0:52:08.680 --> 0:52:11.680
<v Speaker 1>to some places and they tell you to go take

0:52:11.719 --> 0:52:13.680
<v Speaker 1>a long walk off a short pier if you don't

0:52:13.719 --> 0:52:17.719
<v Speaker 1>like the way they cook. I mean, you know, there

0:52:17.840 --> 0:52:21.040
<v Speaker 1>was a place that I guess, our good friend Mark.

0:52:21.280 --> 0:52:23.200
<v Speaker 1>There was a place that our good friend Mark for

0:52:23.360 --> 0:52:28.000
<v Speaker 1>Gione opened up in the North Jersey and uh, this place,

0:52:28.480 --> 0:52:30.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, he wanted to make like his Mark for

0:52:31.040 --> 0:52:33.480
<v Speaker 1>Gione signature places. They were you know again, I don't

0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:35.759
<v Speaker 1>want to speak out of turn here, but uh, it

0:52:35.880 --> 0:52:37.600
<v Speaker 1>was a restaurant what we do here on the Brook Boys,

0:52:37.640 --> 0:52:42.160
<v Speaker 1>but we just kind of but basically this restaurant was awesome.

0:52:42.280 --> 0:52:45.840
<v Speaker 1>And he he is a master chef. He's won awards.

0:52:45.960 --> 0:52:50.160
<v Speaker 1>He's James Beard, I guess, and he won if you

0:52:50.239 --> 0:52:52.800
<v Speaker 1>google him, yeah, if you google him. He's known for

0:52:52.920 --> 0:52:57.239
<v Speaker 1>some certain dishes, signature things, and he loves to make

0:52:57.600 --> 0:53:00.640
<v Speaker 1>the melody of tastes in your mouth. Just yeah, just

0:53:00.800 --> 0:53:03.800
<v Speaker 1>all like burst with different flavors and all go togethers

0:53:03.840 --> 0:53:08.280
<v Speaker 1>and compliments. So he has got a restaurant, a beautiful

0:53:08.320 --> 0:53:11.000
<v Speaker 1>called restaurant for you on awesome place in Lower Manhattan

0:53:11.040 --> 0:53:13.400
<v Speaker 1>and tried back how he named it. If if you

0:53:13.480 --> 0:53:16.359
<v Speaker 1>can actually get a chance to go there, you should um.

0:53:16.880 --> 0:53:21.319
<v Speaker 1>And then he did this restaurant concept something similar up

0:53:21.360 --> 0:53:26.120
<v Speaker 1>in North Jersey, and what ended up happening was the

0:53:26.280 --> 0:53:30.319
<v Speaker 1>people's palates they're a little bit more mainstream. So I'm

0:53:30.680 --> 0:53:33.760
<v Speaker 1>guessing again this is now just me, this is hearsay.

0:53:35.400 --> 0:53:37.600
<v Speaker 1>The menu items had well, I saw the menu items

0:53:37.640 --> 0:53:39.720
<v Speaker 1>had changed from the day that they opened the restaurant

0:53:39.800 --> 0:53:42.640
<v Speaker 1>to several months later, because I went back and a

0:53:42.719 --> 0:53:44.200
<v Speaker 1>lot of the stuff that we had ordered in this

0:53:44.440 --> 0:53:47.640
<v Speaker 1>first couple of days were no longer there, or had

0:53:47.680 --> 0:53:51.239
<v Speaker 1>been kind of I'm not gonna say watered down, but

0:53:51.680 --> 0:53:56.839
<v Speaker 1>kind of marginalized or neutralized or moved toward a more

0:53:56.920 --> 0:54:01.560
<v Speaker 1>mainstream feel. They removed the fanciness to it, and that

0:54:01.719 --> 0:54:06.279
<v Speaker 1>was because that area, that neighborhood dictated, hey, we don't

0:54:06.280 --> 0:54:08.360
<v Speaker 1>want fancy ship, and they probably we got sick of

0:54:09.080 --> 0:54:12.879
<v Speaker 1>people ordering stuff and like David, A bunch of David

0:54:12.880 --> 0:54:16.399
<v Speaker 1>Brodie's in the restaurant say I don't want, I don't want,

0:54:16.640 --> 0:54:18.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to. You know, I could just picture

0:54:18.400 --> 0:54:22.400
<v Speaker 1>all David Brodie's like all remember the I'm Slim Shady,

0:54:22.400 --> 0:54:24.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm the real slim Shitty video, And it's all Eminem's,

0:54:24.680 --> 0:54:28.960
<v Speaker 1>Marshall Mathers, it's all David Brodie in your restaurant. Restaurant

0:54:29.000 --> 0:54:31.400
<v Speaker 1>full of Brodie's that are just pretty much saying I

0:54:31.520 --> 0:54:33.400
<v Speaker 1>can't have I don't want that. You know what, No,

0:54:33.640 --> 0:54:37.080
<v Speaker 1>I can't do this, And basically it changes the complexion

0:54:37.120 --> 0:54:39.480
<v Speaker 1>of the entire dish and to a point where you

0:54:39.560 --> 0:54:42.800
<v Speaker 1>pretty much throw your hands up in the air, are

0:54:43.160 --> 0:54:46.440
<v Speaker 1>and and say like like like Brodie is something that

0:54:47.160 --> 0:54:48.759
<v Speaker 1>it's like you give up. You give up on the

0:54:48.840 --> 0:54:51.960
<v Speaker 1>situation you can because you're like so you change it,

0:54:52.040 --> 0:54:54.279
<v Speaker 1>You alter and you change the you know what what

0:54:54.400 --> 0:54:59.520
<v Speaker 1>your offerings are, and you adapt so that an entire

0:54:59.600 --> 0:55:02.759
<v Speaker 1>neighbor hood can dictate that. See what I'm saying is

0:55:02.840 --> 0:55:05.840
<v Speaker 1>you go to some of these fancy places and they'll

0:55:05.920 --> 0:55:08.200
<v Speaker 1>tell you that no. You know, the waiter will give

0:55:08.239 --> 0:55:11.279
<v Speaker 1>you push back. I wonder if you've ever encountered that

0:55:11.719 --> 0:55:13.800
<v Speaker 1>have you. We are a restaurant with a way to

0:55:13.800 --> 0:55:18.120
<v Speaker 1>will be like, yeah, the chef really suggests this and

0:55:18.239 --> 0:55:20.480
<v Speaker 1>we really don't do it, and they pretty much flat

0:55:20.520 --> 0:55:23.400
<v Speaker 1>out tell you know. I went to one restaurant I

0:55:23.520 --> 0:55:28.320
<v Speaker 1>told this story in a town nearby. It was called

0:55:28.440 --> 0:55:30.320
<v Speaker 1>something Street was the name of the restaurant on a

0:55:30.360 --> 0:55:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Bourbon street, and I don't remember. There was something something

0:55:32.719 --> 0:55:36.440
<v Speaker 1>like that, and they didn't advertise this policy. But when

0:55:36.480 --> 0:55:39.880
<v Speaker 1>I got there, uh, there was something like, you know,

0:55:39.960 --> 0:55:41.680
<v Speaker 1>they like you could do a different side order, so

0:55:41.719 --> 0:55:43.880
<v Speaker 1>like if you ordered steak, he got potatoes and whatever,

0:55:44.000 --> 0:55:47.600
<v Speaker 1>corn or whatever. But I wanted something that wasn't the steak,

0:55:48.040 --> 0:55:51.520
<v Speaker 1>and that particular dish, let's say, came with asparagus and

0:55:51.600 --> 0:55:54.320
<v Speaker 1>something else. So I said, hey, listen, instead of the asparagus,

0:55:54.400 --> 0:55:56.640
<v Speaker 1>can I just get mashed potatoes? And he went, oh, yeah,

0:55:56.680 --> 0:56:01.359
<v Speaker 1>no substitutions, But we don't do something stitutions. You look

0:56:01.360 --> 0:56:03.680
<v Speaker 1>at the bottom of the menu, the bottom of the menu,

0:56:03.840 --> 0:56:08.120
<v Speaker 1>in little font it said no substitutions. So I said, well,

0:56:08.160 --> 0:56:11.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm not looking to get like spaghetti, you know, like

0:56:11.360 --> 0:56:14.879
<v Speaker 1>I just I want one side dish instead of the other. Yeah,

0:56:14.960 --> 0:56:18.320
<v Speaker 1>we can't do that. I said, So you can't scoop

0:56:18.440 --> 0:56:22.000
<v Speaker 1>potatoes onto my plate instead of asparagus. No, the menu

0:56:22.120 --> 0:56:23.759
<v Speaker 1>was all put together. There's a lot of thought that

0:56:23.800 --> 0:56:26.279
<v Speaker 1>goes into the menu. I said, well, you didn't put

0:56:26.320 --> 0:56:29.360
<v Speaker 1>it on. I thought this was a place that wanted customers.

0:56:30.000 --> 0:56:32.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't want asparagus, so I can see what you

0:56:32.880 --> 0:56:35.120
<v Speaker 1>can have it without the asparagus. I go, but you won't.

0:56:35.160 --> 0:56:37.160
<v Speaker 1>You won't put potatoes on my plate. Well would you have?

0:56:37.320 --> 0:56:40.160
<v Speaker 1>What about for an up charge? Was it a price thing? No,

0:56:40.280 --> 0:56:42.279
<v Speaker 1>I asked that question. I said, if the potatoes are

0:56:42.320 --> 0:56:46.400
<v Speaker 1>more expensive, charge me. Well that I that I agree

0:56:46.400 --> 0:56:49.160
<v Speaker 1>with you. The chef doesn't make exceptions. I agree. Said great,

0:56:49.520 --> 0:56:52.440
<v Speaker 1>we'll never be back. And so I said, you know what,

0:56:52.960 --> 0:56:55.520
<v Speaker 1>we have appetizers. We'd already had the appetizers. My wife

0:56:55.560 --> 0:56:57.520
<v Speaker 1>looked at me, like, let's go. We packed up the

0:56:57.600 --> 0:57:00.399
<v Speaker 1>appetizers and went for dinner up the block. We left

0:57:01.320 --> 0:57:03.080
<v Speaker 1>left in the middle. But don't, no, don't even bring

0:57:03.120 --> 0:57:06.400
<v Speaker 1>the entrees. Forget it. We'll take the appetizers. No, thank you.

0:57:07.080 --> 0:57:09.640
<v Speaker 1>And you guess what. Within within like six months, they're

0:57:09.640 --> 0:57:12.920
<v Speaker 1>out of business. They're gone. Yeah, Well that I agree

0:57:12.960 --> 0:57:15.920
<v Speaker 1>with you with because it's separate to me, chef, well

0:57:15.960 --> 0:57:19.760
<v Speaker 1>know to me that is okay, So they're I kind

0:57:19.840 --> 0:57:21.480
<v Speaker 1>of see what they're saying on this one, but I

0:57:21.520 --> 0:57:24.400
<v Speaker 1>don't agree with it because if you want to sub

0:57:24.480 --> 0:57:26.600
<v Speaker 1>out a car for a vegetable, you should be able

0:57:26.600 --> 0:57:30.040
<v Speaker 1>to do that or vice vice versa. What you did, Um,

0:57:30.640 --> 0:57:32.800
<v Speaker 1>I just think that the chef is thinking, well, this

0:57:33.000 --> 0:57:36.840
<v Speaker 1>pairs well with that, So that great. So my month

0:57:37.120 --> 0:57:39.000
<v Speaker 1>pairs well with the food if you would give it

0:57:39.040 --> 0:57:44.080
<v Speaker 1>to me. Yes, So with with that, I agree with you,

0:57:44.320 --> 0:57:46.280
<v Speaker 1>like you should be able to sub out certain things

0:57:46.360 --> 0:57:48.960
<v Speaker 1>because you don't like if you're going to separate, separate

0:57:49.280 --> 0:57:52.480
<v Speaker 1>restaurant if the food is exists on its own and

0:57:52.560 --> 0:57:55.280
<v Speaker 1>your plate with and co exists with another food on

0:57:55.400 --> 0:58:00.600
<v Speaker 1>the plate. Yes, However, when you ask them to change

0:58:00.920 --> 0:58:03.360
<v Speaker 1>the specific dish because you don't like to wear the

0:58:03.440 --> 0:58:07.840
<v Speaker 1>chicken is marinated or you don't like that, they absolutely.

0:58:08.000 --> 0:58:10.840
<v Speaker 1>That's where I that's where I have to disagree with you.

0:58:10.960 --> 0:58:12.760
<v Speaker 1>But and I'm sure that you've done that as well.

0:58:13.120 --> 0:58:15.959
<v Speaker 1>And it's the kitchen. It depends. It depends on the place.

0:58:16.120 --> 0:58:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Like I think I told you, we went to, Um,

0:58:19.280 --> 0:58:21.560
<v Speaker 1>we went to Seasons fifty two. I told you that

0:58:21.600 --> 0:58:23.360
<v Speaker 1>we had some problems there. But one of the things

0:58:23.400 --> 0:58:25.200
<v Speaker 1>I did it was like it was like a some

0:58:25.360 --> 0:58:27.720
<v Speaker 1>kind of chicken dish that had like it was chickens

0:58:27.800 --> 0:58:30.040
<v Speaker 1>stacked with something else on top. And I changed the thing.

0:58:30.080 --> 0:58:31.480
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to red pepper o I think, and

0:58:31.520 --> 0:58:33.640
<v Speaker 1>they did. It was like, oh, no problem. But if

0:58:33.680 --> 0:58:35.400
<v Speaker 1>they have to start from if they have to start

0:58:35.440 --> 0:58:37.680
<v Speaker 1>from scratch and change the ingredients in the middle, oh

0:58:37.720 --> 0:58:41.960
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't do that. Then then change because the chef

0:58:42.120 --> 0:58:44.440
<v Speaker 1>is also, if you think about it, has his palate,

0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:47.720
<v Speaker 1>his canvas, and he's trying to paint a picture with

0:58:47.920 --> 0:58:50.680
<v Speaker 1>his food, and there's a complexion to the food, so

0:58:50.840 --> 0:58:54.800
<v Speaker 1>you're altering it completely with different ingredients. Speaking of chefs,

0:58:54.960 --> 0:58:59.840
<v Speaker 1>a good chef will always taste their food. Would you agree? Okay?

0:59:00.480 --> 0:59:02.720
<v Speaker 1>And I watched The Bear, which is a fantastic show.

0:59:03.000 --> 0:59:08.360
<v Speaker 1>Fantastic show. I think it's on Hulu. The Bear fantastic um. However,

0:59:09.240 --> 0:59:11.880
<v Speaker 1>what some chefs do, and what I did when I

0:59:11.920 --> 0:59:14.720
<v Speaker 1>worked in kitchens, is you taste. You taste the food

0:59:14.960 --> 0:59:17.600
<v Speaker 1>with a spoon or whatever, and then you you put

0:59:17.640 --> 0:59:20.600
<v Speaker 1>the spoon in the sink. How else would you do

0:59:20.840 --> 0:59:24.280
<v Speaker 1>times or sometimes they taste it with a spoon and

0:59:24.360 --> 0:59:26.320
<v Speaker 1>they'll ask another person in the kitchen to taste it,

0:59:26.840 --> 0:59:28.720
<v Speaker 1>and sometimes the spoon goes back in the big pot

0:59:28.800 --> 0:59:32.240
<v Speaker 1>of sauce. I don't need I've worked in restaurants. I've

0:59:32.280 --> 0:59:35.120
<v Speaker 1>seen it, but I I don't need. Is it okay

0:59:35.160 --> 0:59:37.040
<v Speaker 1>if it's the chef? Is it okay if it's the chef?

0:59:39.360 --> 0:59:42.040
<v Speaker 1>Because what happens is they're making sauce, right, and they

0:59:42.120 --> 0:59:44.040
<v Speaker 1>taste it. They need a little more pepper, and they'll

0:59:44.080 --> 0:59:45.480
<v Speaker 1>put the pepper in and what do they do. They

0:59:45.520 --> 0:59:48.440
<v Speaker 1>gotta taste it again. They don't go for another spoon.

0:59:48.680 --> 0:59:50.400
<v Speaker 1>They're like, fucking, I'm cooking it. The heat will kill

0:59:50.440 --> 0:59:55.160
<v Speaker 1>the germs. Is that okay? No, it's very unsavory. I

0:59:55.240 --> 0:59:57.040
<v Speaker 1>don't suggest it, and I don't want to know if

0:59:57.080 --> 1:00:01.080
<v Speaker 1>you did it. I see this is one TI what well?

1:00:01.160 --> 1:00:03.080
<v Speaker 1>He ordered a long Island ice taste scary, And the

1:00:03.120 --> 1:00:04.880
<v Speaker 1>bartender was like, I wonder if I put enough of

1:00:05.000 --> 1:00:07.400
<v Speaker 1>whatever and they took a sip of it first, would

1:00:07.400 --> 1:00:10.320
<v Speaker 1>that be okay? Alcohol kills germs. But they don't do that.

1:00:10.480 --> 1:00:12.200
<v Speaker 1>You know what they do? They put a straw in

1:00:12.320 --> 1:00:14.760
<v Speaker 1>it cut, cut the top of the straw with their

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<v Speaker 1>their top fingers so the liquid doesn't leave the bottom,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they take it from the bottom of the straw.

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<v Speaker 1>They let they take their finger away from the top hole,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they it goes into their mouth. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>they tested. I see it every time. Yeah they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>They just sipped it. No, no, unacceptable. Bartender has worked

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<v Speaker 1>in the back. They would, They absolutely would, They probably would.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to know what goes on in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>All I know is you were the kitchens. You were

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<v Speaker 1>told to pick stuff up off the floor. No I

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<v Speaker 1>was not. No I was not. No I was. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not saying where you were, not the place you always

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<v Speaker 1>talk about the other place. No, couldn't. I couldn't do

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<v Speaker 1>it with a good conscious. Anyway, we're talking about altering food. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a might not the biggest defender of that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact that I'm on this crazy die it that

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<v Speaker 1>I have to you. You're You're like Sally from when

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<v Speaker 1>Harry met Sally. When we I've been in a restaurants,

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, uh, yeah, can I have the caesar salad

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<v Speaker 1>with no dressing and with chicken but the chicken has

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<v Speaker 1>to be grilled, but not in butter. You can maybe

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<v Speaker 1>like boil it. I'll take it boil, but I can't

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<v Speaker 1>have any butter or oil. Maybe a table spoilt, but

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<v Speaker 1>I can't have any oil at all, So make it water. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're crazy about that. Get get order a dish. Pretend

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<v Speaker 1>we're in a restaurant. Order a dish. Go ahead, ask

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<v Speaker 1>all the questions. Let's let's let the slices in on

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<v Speaker 1>the program. I'm in this crazy diet right now, so

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<v Speaker 1>how can I help you? What would you like? What

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<v Speaker 1>would you like? Would you like to order your dinner?

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<v Speaker 1>You ready to order? Yeah? Alright, So I'm on this

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<v Speaker 1>crazy diet right now. And this is gonna sound weird,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not allowed to have any carbs or sugar

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<v Speaker 1>or oh that's fine. Sorry here that all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>And um, I'm not allowed to have any any butter

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<v Speaker 1>or oil. So I'm gonna ask butter or oil? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I heard you, I'm playing the waiter. Okay, yeah, no

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<v Speaker 1>butter or oil. So I would like to know is

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<v Speaker 1>there anything that I can eat on this menu that

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen maybe be able to prepare specially for me

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<v Speaker 1>that won't require butter or oil. Sir, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>five star restaurant. Get the funk out. That was very abrupt. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you gotta be don't come into my fancy restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>and expect us to cook it just for you. It's

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<v Speaker 1>one thing you don't want asparagus. You don't want anything. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we have just a couple of talkbacks this week, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I know you have a story. Should we get

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<v Speaker 1>the So if you are, we need to also visit

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking seventy seven hot line? What happened to that one?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we have to check that we haven't checked

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<v Speaker 1>it in a f you seven. We'll do that one

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<v Speaker 1>next week. Okay, we'll check that all right, you got it?

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<v Speaker 1>All right. But and you've been listening on I Heart radio.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that you have this cool little feature which

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<v Speaker 1>just gives you the advantage over Spotify and Apple and

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<v Speaker 1>any other way you will listen to this podcast, and

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<v Speaker 1>that is there's a microphone there. So on the microphone,

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<v Speaker 1>hold it down and give us a talk back. This

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<v Speaker 1>is one that just came in. We have not previewed

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<v Speaker 1>any of this ship and it scares me. So let's

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<v Speaker 1>just roll it with it. Shall we Hi Brooklyn boys.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Sam from Hershey, Pennsylvania. UM just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>comment on the situation with the girl then mowing her

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<v Speaker 1>ex boyfriend after cheating. Coming from someone who was in

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<v Speaker 1>an eight year relationship and just got cheated on, UM,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of can't do that. I'm just walking away

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<v Speaker 1>without it and it is what it is. But Bertie

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<v Speaker 1>and scary nice. Well she's right twice. Well, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>goes back to that goes back to our coworker, your

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<v Speaker 1>coworker on the morning show who demanded money back for

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<v Speaker 1>things when he cheated on her. She wanted like uber

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<v Speaker 1>money back, right, she wanted all the money's and uh

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<v Speaker 1>he actually sent some of it back. Is another talkback.

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<v Speaker 1>This thing is very fidgety today. What's up with that?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up with that? Is calling from Grand Rapids. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>commenting on the old man walking through Brodie's backyard. That

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<v Speaker 1>is insane. That is trespassing and people have been shot

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<v Speaker 1>for less scary. If you think you would be so friendly,

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<v Speaker 1>what if an older man just climbed into your BMW

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<v Speaker 1>would you just look at him and say, hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>you need a ride. That's a great point. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>great point, but there's a big difference between acres and

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<v Speaker 1>acres of property in a forest and my BMW. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have acres and acres and forest. I have my property.

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<v Speaker 1>He walked through the forest and then ended up in

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<v Speaker 1>my backyard. Second, the tone that's on the Big Show

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<v Speaker 1>is a little bit of a turnoff. There should be

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<v Speaker 1>no man bashing. Okay, Tommy Lee is packing, and if

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<v Speaker 1>it was the the way around and anybody was saying

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<v Speaker 1>anything negative about any appendant john a woman, it would

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<v Speaker 1>be unacceptable and it would never happen. Take care all right,

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<v Speaker 1>talking about uh my our discussion on Tommy Lee releasing

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<v Speaker 1>more Dick pics on his social media, and uh I

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<v Speaker 1>had to say it was impressive, but then it was

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<v Speaker 1>marginalized by some of the women on the show and

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<v Speaker 1>other members of the show. So well, I think said

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<v Speaker 1>that that gentleman. First of all, Brodie and Scary all

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<v Speaker 1>day love that. But I think I think he brings

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<v Speaker 1>up a good point. He said, if it was the

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<v Speaker 1>other way around, people would get offended. I think if

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about the women on the morning shows penis size,

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<v Speaker 1>they would be offended. I agree completely. I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>see what he's saying if it's one way but not

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<v Speaker 1>the other, and you're like, okay, Upton, her booms aren't

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<v Speaker 1>that big? I've seen better. We said that it would

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, so it's okay, it's okay to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about guys, but not the thing that's his boy, that's

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<v Speaker 1>his point. It wasn't. It wasn't like looking at a

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<v Speaker 1>guy's bulge and commenting on it. Tommy Lee puts his

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<v Speaker 1>penis on uh Twitter or Instagram whatever? Uh he's asking

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<v Speaker 1>for commentary, of course he is. So I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay to give commentary right once somebody asks, but

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<v Speaker 1>don't say understate it. That's that was my whole point.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't understate it. It's it's the Morning Show. I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen inch penises and a twelve thirteen inches and't that impressive?

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<v Speaker 1>God bless him? Anyway, Moving on, who's looking at fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>inch penises? Uh? Me and the shower when I'm alone?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that look like? Jesus well, I'll show you later.

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<v Speaker 1>Boom boys, no offense. Alve Brody, looking through his phone

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find the difference between Zales, Jared and Kay

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<v Speaker 1>was exactly like my friends looking through his phone find

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<v Speaker 1>whatever he was and didn't find the answer. But you're

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<v Speaker 1>not flamboyant, not a flamblank guy. Flamboyant flamboyant or that

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<v Speaker 1>cross through. So one of us as well, that guy

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<v Speaker 1>standing right at the end there said like he was

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<v Speaker 1>scrolling through his phone kind of If you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Frances, google and watch him. So he was on

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<v Speaker 1>television and the radio at the same time, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was mumbling to himself and there was no one else talking.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like Scary was filling in the blanks for him.

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<v Speaker 1>So what I did was similar, but he was just okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, all right, Yeah, we have laws. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>edit out the laws. That's another thing. Should we should

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<v Speaker 1>we make this a more polished podcast and edit out

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<v Speaker 1>dead spaces and we could do that, but I just

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<v Speaker 1>think it sounds I don't know, it sounds unauthentic. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask you a question. Should we take out the

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<v Speaker 1>twenty minute boring asked part of the show where you

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<v Speaker 1>talked about espresso ten minutes ago. He's kidding from you

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<v Speaker 1>don't hear it? Then Scary took it out. He's kidding,

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<v Speaker 1>it never happened. No, take it out Okay, it's scared.

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<v Speaker 1>In referenced episode to six, Brody just asked a question,

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<v Speaker 1>when is your last day? I'm assuming it's Brody's asking

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<v Speaker 1>when he's the last day of your dr fat loss.

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<v Speaker 1>Your response was before I go on vacation that following Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>When is that? I don't know when you going, Vick.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's not that important, but man makes it clear.

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<v Speaker 1>We're listeners by the time, by the time getting very techtcal.

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<v Speaker 1>By the time you hear this, I'm already gone. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Friday, February, February, February sev Yeah, February, which is

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<v Speaker 1>like tomorrow. If you're hearing this on I hope, I

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<v Speaker 1>hope we to hear the full story on this podcast

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<v Speaker 1>scary at some point. I hope so too. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>whole trip Fication story. Hey, what's up, Brooklyn boys, it's Brandon. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>This is in regards to Rhodie. You said, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>my birthday was four days ago, and you took your

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<v Speaker 1>wife's birthday thunder. I think that's like a five out

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<v Speaker 1>of ten, honestly, because when you're in the moment and

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<v Speaker 1>someone's talking to you like that, you don't really think

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Kind of like how when someone at the

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<v Speaker 1>movie theater says, like, you know, enjoy your movie, and

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<v Speaker 1>you say you too, You're like, oh, ship, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just it just happened. I don't think it's a

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<v Speaker 1>b Yeah, he's right, yeah, he's right. Like well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like when when when you say to people, uh you

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<v Speaker 1>respond or you say, uh, um, hey, listen, uh have

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<v Speaker 1>a good day at work tomorrow, they go you too,

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<v Speaker 1>and I go, I'm not working right, yeah, right yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Or when they say have a nice flight behind the

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<v Speaker 1>counter and I saw you too, I'm like, wait, they're

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<v Speaker 1>not flying. They're just gonna get the next light ready.

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<v Speaker 1>They're sitting right here in New York. Carol, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to oh you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>H Merry Christmas. YouTube Scary and Brodie, Brodie and Scary.

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<v Speaker 1>This is actually from Omaha, Nebraska. Just soon to talk back.

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<v Speaker 1>In regards to Brodie calling it and getting discounts on

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<v Speaker 1>all of his services, I did the same thing today

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<v Speaker 1>on my WiFi. I was nicely complaining to them about

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<v Speaker 1>how I keep dropping connection. They offered me a thirty

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<v Speaker 1>dollar a month. Didn't count for the next two years,

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<v Speaker 1>as well as upgraded internet services um for Speedwise. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was pretty proud of myself with that. That's so

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<v Speaker 1>I may have to read her book. That's great. I

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<v Speaker 1>love when people get free dessert. Yes, there your talkbacks

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<v Speaker 1>for the week. All right, we are we are we

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<v Speaker 1>done with breaks. That's scary. So you you may remember slices.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you do a lot of you listen more

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<v Speaker 1>than once. I told you about an experience. I had

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<v Speaker 1>it for a t G I Fridays, oh, about six

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<v Speaker 1>months ago, right at this point, maybe it's almost a year.

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<v Speaker 1>And the guy, the guy they had messed up my

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<v Speaker 1>tig to go over three times. And at first the

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<v Speaker 1>manager gave me a card out of his personal supply

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<v Speaker 1>of cards, and he said, here, I'm gonna give you this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry for your trouble. And he he put

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<v Speaker 1>his name on it and and he signed it his

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<v Speaker 1>name and the date, and he because it was a

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<v Speaker 1>black little uh coop like a business card, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was a coupon. It was a business card size and

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<v Speaker 1>had a white box on it, and in the white

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<v Speaker 1>box he signed his name. He said, this is good

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<v Speaker 1>for an entree on appetizer next time you come in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good. It's good any time you want to use it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when when did he give it you? When

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<v Speaker 1>did he give it to you? It doesn't expire, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not part of the story. So so I said, okay, great.

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<v Speaker 1>He said he used anytime, and I said, sir, that

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<v Speaker 1>that's great. And then he went and got my order

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<v Speaker 1>and they messed it up again, and that's when he said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm gonna just get and he gave

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<v Speaker 1>me a hundred dollars in gift cards, but I still

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<v Speaker 1>had the coupon he gave me after the first mistake

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<v Speaker 1>or so, my buddy Jeff and I were going out

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<v Speaker 1>to dinner and he I said, well, why don't we

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<v Speaker 1>go to Friday's. It's over, it's near where we have

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<v Speaker 1>to go. H We were going somewhere to his mechanic,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, oh, it is a Friday's right there. Why

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<v Speaker 1>don't we go there? This's great. I said, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a coupon for a free entree appetizer. I'll either get

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<v Speaker 1>three months row sticks, i' figure out what I want,

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<v Speaker 1>but let's go there. He's all right, great, so we

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<v Speaker 1>go and there's a host gentleman there. Uh. Look he

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a kid working there. He looked like he was

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<v Speaker 1>in his thirties or forties, but he was working the

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<v Speaker 1>door in a very loud blazer on very loud blazer.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, oh, that guy's the host. Whatever, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So he shows me to the table. We sit down

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<v Speaker 1>at the booth and we're maybe from the host to stand.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not very far into the restaurant, and the waitress

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<v Speaker 1>comes over, a very nice waitress, and she says, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I get guess on the drink? And I said, uh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we'd like some drinks. And I said, listen

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<v Speaker 1>before we order, I have this coupon and it says

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<v Speaker 1>good for a free appetizer or entree, and it says

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<v Speaker 1>I can use it on anything except like the ambo

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<v Speaker 1>basket of appetis of course the one that's the most expensive, right,

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<v Speaker 1>she says, yep, I said, can you do me a

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<v Speaker 1>favor before I order something that I wouldn't because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when I figured scary, you know this, when it's free,

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<v Speaker 1>you might take a chance on something you wouldn't normally eat,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely or something more expensive, right, right? So I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, right, exactly exactly the most expensive, you can

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<v Speaker 1>because an idiotic coupon free appetizer or entree. U right,

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<v Speaker 1>helloa's getting the getting the appetizer at that point, right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said, do me a favor. Can you just

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<v Speaker 1>check to make sure that this is good? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>it was signed by your general manager about a year ago.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no expiration date. But before I place an order

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<v Speaker 1>for something more expensive maybe or larger, I take leftovers home.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to like order and you like the coupon.

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<v Speaker 1>I love how you're teeing this up because I know

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<v Speaker 1>this is just gonna go horribly bad in another My

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<v Speaker 1>stories come on never So she comes back. She says, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I spoke to my manager. It's all good. I said, okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem. Con from shore, I ordered the mozarella sticks. Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>what is what he wants to order? Comes back for

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<v Speaker 1>the entree order and I said, is what would you

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<v Speaker 1>like fear entre? I said, you know what, since I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting a free entree, I will have the rack of

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<v Speaker 1>ribs and shrimp. The of course, which was the second

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<v Speaker 1>most expensive thing on the man Dover soul. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>know the fish. There was a fish dish that was

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<v Speaker 1>more money but I think I think this was like

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<v Speaker 1>thirty four dollars whatever, and I've never had the ribs

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<v Speaker 1>and the shrimp, have the halibut, just for the halibt

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<v Speaker 1>HElib Yeah, so I ordered. I ordered the ribs and

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<v Speaker 1>the shrimp and the mozzarella sticks and the mozarell sticks,

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<v Speaker 1>like twelve dollars. By the way, I have a hunch

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<v Speaker 1>where this is going. Already ahead, okay, So we ordered

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<v Speaker 1>the food, said we get to check. Everything's great. She's

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<v Speaker 1>a great waitress whatever. And she comes back. She was

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<v Speaker 1>here you go. I said, great, I said, you took

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<v Speaker 1>off the used the coupon. Yep, absolutely where this going?

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<v Speaker 1>She took off? Okay, okay, So so I saw, I

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<v Speaker 1>look at the check and she took off. So it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I call her back and I said, hey, listen, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really sorry to bother you. But the coupon that I

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<v Speaker 1>gave her, because I'd already given to the coupon was

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<v Speaker 1>for a free entre or appetizer, and I would like

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<v Speaker 1>to use it on the entree. As we discuss the

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<v Speaker 1>thing is, she says. So, she says, don't they She says,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, I'll double check. He must the wrung it wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>So she goes back to the back of the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>She comes back, she says, my manager says, the coupon

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<v Speaker 1>is for the appetizer, not the entree. I said, now,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute. I checked with you beforehand. I asked

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<v Speaker 1>you to ask a manager, and I only ordered the

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<v Speaker 1>very expensive ribs and shrimp because you told me just well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have to go. I'll go ask him. So the

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<v Speaker 1>manager comes over, guy named Louise, and he says, can

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<v Speaker 1>I help you, sir? Yeah, you took all the mozarella sticks.

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<v Speaker 1>But I had a coupon for a free entree or appetizer,

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<v Speaker 1>and I specifically asked if he used for the entree. No,

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<v Speaker 1>So there's the the coupons for an appetizer. I said

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<v Speaker 1>it right there. It says it on the coupon and

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<v Speaker 1>it was signed by your GM. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>he's still here or not, but at the time, the

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<v Speaker 1>GM signed it and it said good for And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I asked. I asked, because it's appetizing. What

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<v Speaker 1>if you didn't order the mozarella sticks and you just

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<v Speaker 1>ordered the ribs, I guarantee you He would have been like, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Entre No, he said no. He says, sir, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have coupons that's say entre or appetizer. I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care if you do or not today. But when

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<v Speaker 1>I had a problem, I got the coupon. I gave

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<v Speaker 1>it and I asked I did all them, I did

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<v Speaker 1>everything to avoid this. He says, sir, I'll go get

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<v Speaker 1>your coupon improve it to you. So he goes in

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<v Speaker 1>the back. He comes back with the the black coupon

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<v Speaker 1>and he puts it on the table. He says, look

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<v Speaker 1>right there, good for one appetizer. I looked at him.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you are absolute right, sir. That coupon says

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<v Speaker 1>group for one appetizer is the problem. The wrinkled up

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<v Speaker 1>in my wallet for a year card that had the

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<v Speaker 1>manager's signature in the white box. This isn't the one

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<v Speaker 1>I gave you. So your bait and switch isn't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>work on me. Go in the back and get the

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<v Speaker 1>coupon I gave you that said free appetite. Don't go

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<v Speaker 1>and get a coupon that fits. What a fucking asshole?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Are you kidding to me what he lied

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<v Speaker 1>to you? He fucking tried to. He tried to, he

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<v Speaker 1>beat and switched you. So he says, all the coupons

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<v Speaker 1>are the same. I said, no not, because the one

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<v Speaker 1>that was in my pocket had the car. The corners

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<v Speaker 1>were all fraid and I had a had a sharpie

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<v Speaker 1>signature in blue and it said entree or appetizer and

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<v Speaker 1>I confirmed it with your waitress screenshot before he gave

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<v Speaker 1>it to a motherfucker's So. So the guy in the

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<v Speaker 1>the defender of fucking t g I Friday's Justice, he

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<v Speaker 1>is he one of the co owners of the place.

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<v Speaker 1>Kat of the guy, I said, I said, you're either

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take my entree off the meal or I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>paying for the check because I cleared this beforehand. So

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<v Speaker 1>the manager in the so, the guy in the loud

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<v Speaker 1>coat comes over and he says, can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, yeah, this guy is bait and switching me

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<v Speaker 1>on the coupon. I had a coupon. He says, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the one who approved it. I said, are you

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<v Speaker 1>a manager? Yes, I am. I said, well, when I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>when when you I asked for the manager, she went

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<v Speaker 1>and got this guy and I pointed at him like

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<v Speaker 1>he was nobody. I go you were right there the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time. She's like, oh, I didn't see him over there,

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<v Speaker 1>I said. So he says, Louise, I approved the coupon,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's not the coupon he gave me. He goes

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<v Speaker 1>go get the coupon he handed him with the check.

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<v Speaker 1>So Luise goes in the back with the coupon. He goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm terribly sorry. What a fun agredient. So I said great,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, so, I said, you know what, I would

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<v Speaker 1>like my Mozarla sticks for free now too, because I'm aggravated.

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<v Speaker 1>And he goes, yeah, you're absolutely right. I'm terribly sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got the whole meal for free. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>And the irony is I got the coupon because they

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<v Speaker 1>fucked up Mike to go on a three times and

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<v Speaker 1>they couldn't even get there and the guy comes out

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<v Speaker 1>with a different coupon. You would have been upset. I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm you fry an egg on my head right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so upset for you. I'm seething with anger. That

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<v Speaker 1>that's and he putting on the table. He did the

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<v Speaker 1>double tap with his finger. He went right there. It

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<v Speaker 1>says free appetizer and I went bullshit right there, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not my coupon. Bullshit. Wow, get him Brodie, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's crazy. Is that the bullshit police? Yes, at the

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<v Speaker 1>alarm of yeah, it must have before I forget fuck you, Louise. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and doesn't Louise have repercussions for for lying and embarrassing

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<v Speaker 1>you a customer? I mean, his boss has to like punish.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy in the loud jacket was obviously a higher

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<v Speaker 1>ranking manager because he told him to go in the

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<v Speaker 1>back and get the coupon, and he gave what he said.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, that's not the coupon he gave him, Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>he pulled out a brand new coupon out of his

1:19:56.120 --> 1:19:58.439
<v Speaker 1>stack of coupons. He's like, the coupon doesn't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>I it doesn't. That's not my coupon. I gotta cool down.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta cool down, all right. That was That's the

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<v Speaker 1>one I almost told last week. I didn't get to it,

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<v Speaker 1>so I apologize, slices. I hope that was worth the way.

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<v Speaker 1>It sure was, But that really happened. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>life I live. We're gonna try it again. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get ready yet Yeah? Ready? Three two one b Brooklyn Boys,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Up Boys,