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Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 2: much baggage you claim and give us time and a

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off in style. We wanna

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Speaker 1: welcome you back home.

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it. We scared her?

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Speaker 1: Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Malcorn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need you ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgera. Hello Karen,

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Speaker 2: Hello Chris.

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Speaker 3: Oh how's your.

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Speaker 1: Anything notable happened today for you?

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Speaker 2: It is one thousand degrees outside. It is Arizona hot outside,

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Speaker 2: oppressively strangely hot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I decided to go to Seami Valley and golf in

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Speaker 4: this I saw a rattlesnake. A man tried to fight me,

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Speaker 4: and I still have a headache from it. So I

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Speaker 4: went right into it. I'm like, where's the closest desert

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Speaker 2: I like the idea that this the rattlesnake and the

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Speaker 2: man trying to fight you were kind of lined up

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Speaker 2: like there was one you got to that taken care of.

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Speaker 2: Now there's the next one. It was like conveyor belt.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was insult injury.

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Speaker 4: I met the snake right after he said he I'll

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Speaker 4: kick your fucking ass.

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Speaker 1: He actually said that, he said.

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Speaker 4: It under his breath, but I heard it just because

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Speaker 4: I make Yeah, I mistook. We both were hitting a

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Speaker 4: Kirkland signature ball, you know them for their muffins and

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Speaker 4: winter tires. I was playing at Kirkland. He was playing

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Speaker 4: a Kirklan. He's like, well, is there a black line

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Speaker 4: to see if there's a black line, and there was,

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Speaker 4: and he said, don't touch my ball. And I'm like, huh,

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Speaker 4: I was looking for this black line you were talking about.

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Speaker 1: I was very calm. Yeah. And then it was so

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Speaker 1: great because I just was like, he scared me.

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Speaker 4: You know, sure, I don't want to fight, you know,

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Speaker 4: young me would let him at least punch me. But

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Speaker 4: and then later it was so funny because he we

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Speaker 4: played a couple holes and he came back and he's like,

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Speaker 4: have you guys found a phone? Like he left his

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Speaker 4: stone somewhere. He had to do that thing where you

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Speaker 3: Very embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I really nice about it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I was to where he felt like such an idiot.

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Speaker 4: I was like, do you have the Find your iPhone app?

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Speaker 4: And he's like, I don't know, I think so. And

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Speaker 4: then I went and showed him where his devices. It's like,

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Speaker 4: so wherever it is you can actually even if someone

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Speaker 1: Still want to kick my fucking ass.

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Speaker 5: Tough guy.

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Speaker 4: And then afterwards he was, of course parked right next

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Speaker 1: I'll snake back to you and said, is this sure

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Speaker 1: is your wait?

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Speaker 4: I have a rattlesnake too, And you also drive a

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Speaker 4: Honda a Cord And then we hugged a long embrace.

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Speaker 4: We drove the same car.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, what were you going to say? He said?

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Speaker 1: In the parking lot.

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Speaker 4: Not only do we play the same balls, we also

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a lot in common with this asshole.

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Speaker 1: Do you think he.

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Speaker 2: Was stressed out because of the political news channel he watches,

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Speaker 2: Oh rightly?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I guarantee he's he's upset about the stuff

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Speaker 1: Was he kind of red?

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Speaker 2: Was he read like me where when its hought outside

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Speaker 4: He was yeah, yeah, And he had a little bit

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Speaker 4: know that he was a conservative, probably not a fiscal

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Speaker 1: Anyway, those things bleed money.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: That is he's not fiscally conservative.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, we you and I both know they had

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Speaker 4: that recall with the airbags, So that thing is he's

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Speaker 2: He's scared all the time, ye is going to get

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because there's no airbag.

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Speaker 4: From what I've read, it's charge an airbag deploys, but

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Speaker 4: also along with shards of metal. So I've been meaning

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Speaker 4: to get that fixed in my own car.

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Speaker 2: But I like we should talk to our guests today

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Speaker 2: about if they've ever experienced an air bag deploying.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a really good That is a.

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Speaker 4: Good opening question, Karen, Well, then that I think it

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Speaker 4: only makes sense to bring our friend in.

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Speaker 1: Would you do the honors. I'd love to thank you.

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Speaker 2: Our guest today plays clubs and colleges all over this country.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm talking like the TikTok voices that you can program. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you may know him from his podcast. I said, no gifts,

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Speaker 2: but he's here today to make conversation.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome the indomitable Sorry.

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Speaker 2: No if that robot lady gave really really great introductions

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Speaker 2: the evervesent an indomitable Bridger Winegar.

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Speaker 5: The idea of the TikTok Lady being kind of a

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Speaker 5: warm up for comedians.

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Speaker 1: Welcome everybody.

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Speaker 5: I've never I've never been in an accident where the

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Speaker 5: air bag came out, and I feel like that I've

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Speaker 5: been in accidents and that feels like a ripoff. They

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Speaker 5: should come out regardless. I think just for the fun. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: a little bit of drama that I got in a

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Speaker 5: car accident late or deep pandemic and I was re

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Speaker 5: ended by somebody, a guy whose middle name was Mallory

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Speaker 5: and say no more sweetish sugar. He was very nice.

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Speaker 5: I have nothing but good things to say about him.

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Speaker 5: Obviously won't say first or last name. But nothing happened,

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Speaker 5: nothing came out except for me probably getting some back

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's because you got rear ended. I

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Speaker 4: think I've rear ended the chperd. Yeah, one, yeah, it's

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Speaker 4: it's just there's no airbag that deploys from the back.

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Speaker 1: Apparently I got rear ended horribly.

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Speaker 4: The car was like, Oh, the tow truck driver thought

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Speaker 4: he'd be coming across dead people. He said, It's like,

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Speaker 4: you didn't need to say that out loud, but no airbags. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it would be nice to at least be given that credit,

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Speaker 4: you know, right, yeah, just to legitimize.

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Speaker 2: Your ret when you got rearended Bridger, did you, like,

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Speaker 2: I'm just trying to picture it, did you like hit

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Speaker 2: because I've rear ended people and done that, But I

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Speaker 2: was not the hit.

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Speaker 1: I was the hitter or not hitter.

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Speaker 5: The abuser.

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Speaker 2: I was.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 5: All that happened was I was just jolted and then

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Speaker 5: started crying, which is insane, but I didn't know like

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Speaker 5: what the emotional response was very strange. I mean, I think.

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Speaker 5: I mean again, look, everyone knows I'm my guys guy,

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Speaker 5: I'm a real man. Yeah, so crying is very infrequent

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Speaker 5: for me, never seen, but this was deep pandemic. I

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Speaker 5: was on my way to IKEA, it was already a

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Speaker 5: Mallory as we'll call him, was so nice. We both

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Speaker 5: apologized to each other and yeah, my teeth didn't hit

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Speaker 5: got jolted forward in kind of a violent way where

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Speaker 2: It's so scary, like when you don't So did you

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Speaker 5: I certainly had the music on too loud, so I

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Speaker 5: hit me, right.

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Speaker 2: So he just.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he rammed the back of your car.

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Speaker 5: Right, and then yeah, I guess there was enough damage

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Speaker 5: I've probably could have gotten a lot more out of it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, boy, they did police come. That's that's why I'm

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Speaker 4: Interrogated by some Geico lady who and it's funny, Karen

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Speaker 4: Before you said your head went back and then came forward,

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Speaker 4: just saying, do you like this job? I just went

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Speaker 4: but we did win. We did swollow the belt.

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Speaker 1: She was, yeah, I know I shouldn't have said that,

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Speaker 2: But she's trying to get you on a technicality. I mean,

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Speaker 2: that's the worst feeling is first of all car accidents,

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Speaker 2: a full state of rage, yelled, I said something about

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Speaker 2: well you bounced it off of every other car and

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Speaker 2: Sacramento him and saying it was like every eight months

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Speaker 2: car accident.

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Speaker 1: That's what I guess. You're a great driver. Now, thank you. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know what it is.

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Speaker 2: I just sped too much and I have I feel

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Speaker 2: is forty five minutes out of your day, you're as

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Speaker 2: Bridgers saying, like totally jolted, you're braced for like injury.

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Speaker 2: It's just a nightmare. It's just a And oftentimes the

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Speaker 2: people are agro as hell. Like it's not like you're lucky.

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Speaker 2: You got Mallory. That's a real blessing.

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Speaker 5: Oh Mallory was an angel. And yeah, no police had

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Speaker 5: to be involved, have no authorities. We just took a

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Speaker 5: I saw.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Well, Yeah, I got out my cheesecloth and I went

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Speaker 5: over our phones put portrait mode on.

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Speaker 1: Oh, my car just drove through the door into the garage.

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Speaker 5: It wanted to go home.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I really wanted to go home, and I tried

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Speaker 4: I feel like such a fool, and that's terrible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that.

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Speaker 2: It's also such a common I feel like the what's

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Speaker 2: I'm doing a lot of that, like where did I

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Speaker 1: Just like the minuscule moments of day to day stuff

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Speaker 2: Take for granted is very difficult these days. So loose

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Speaker 5: I left my keys in the lock overnight recently, and

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Speaker 5: what a miracle. Any they would have been a buffet

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Speaker 1: They could have made copies.

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Speaker 2: Left it there made you feel like nothing was going

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Speaker 5: Boom, horrible high. I had in a situation like that

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Speaker 5: of toying with the locksmith's oceans it's like that person

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Speaker 5: knows how to get in. They no where I live. Yeap, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: so that that Fortunately we've moved on, but that person

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Speaker 2: You know, that was why BTK became in an installer.

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Speaker 2: It's that those are people who like control and like

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Speaker 5: They're the god. They move playing god God.

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Speaker 4: About where did he do that? Because my dad installed

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Speaker 4: alarm system in the Oakland.

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Speaker 1: Area, BTK was Kansas City.

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Speaker 4: I believe, midwesty right, Yes, I'm just trying to figure

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Speaker 4: out if my dad's a murderer. Your dad is all things,

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Speaker 4: he's pretty nice, he's really pretty kind.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but although that's kind of those are the ones

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Speaker 2: I don't expected it.

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Speaker 1: I don't see it coming.

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Speaker 5: It'd be interesting if there was a serial killer. There

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Speaker 5: how awful everything added up in the perfect way.

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Speaker 1: They're like, of course, it's that guy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he told me he was going to kill me

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Speaker 4: every time I walked past his house.

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Speaker 1: Well there was, sir. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: My laugh is different now and I really didn't like

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Speaker 2: the reason I'm laughing is because someone rode into for

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Speaker 2: a hometown of my favorite murder and said the BTK

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Speaker 2: lived in his neighborhood and he was the dog catcher

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Speaker 2: the pound. But he wasn't on duty. It was just

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Speaker 2: his neighbor's dog. And the neighbor guy went up and

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Speaker 2: punched BTK and took his dog back. Oh wow, I

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Speaker 2: know it's not awesome. And that was like literally like

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Speaker 4: That would be the only story you would ever tell

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 5: And I'll also say anyone who does their job off

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Speaker 5: doing the dog catching job. I'm not even clocked in.

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Speaker 2: In sin So you love to take people's beloved pets

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Speaker 2: away from them because you're the opposite of Santa Claus.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's where, Yeah, I think anyone that doesn't have

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Speaker 4: a nine to five is a murderer.

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Speaker 1: You either clock out at five and have a big

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Speaker 4: A normal person, or otherwise you're on my naughty list.

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Speaker 1: I've always said that you have I you've heard me

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Speaker 1: say that, Ridger. What's going on?

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Speaker 2: What do you what would you like to talk about

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Speaker 2: today with us on do you Need to Ride the

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Speaker 2: Car podcast?

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Speaker 1: That's never in the car anymore?

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Speaker 5: Well, first of all, let's just I'm just going to

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Speaker 5: a car and me being on zoom for this. I'm

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Speaker 5: not going to for one second allow it not to

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Speaker 5: I'm going to be in that car as soon as

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you will be.

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Speaker 5: But you're not cutting around this, You're not editing this out.

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Speaker 5: I will be in the car when it's recording in

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Speaker 5: a car, and you will. And that's a promise. I

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Speaker 5: and uh yeah, as soon as that happens. So the

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Speaker 5: listener now knows, so you t will be called out.

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Speaker 1: We have the waves.

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Speaker 4: Set for the end of Donkey pox or whatever the

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Speaker 2: I feel like the donkey version of the pox is

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Speaker 1: I mean, it really is.

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Speaker 2: The according to the social media I look at, we

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Speaker 2: with COVID anymore. They've decided to centralize this disease going

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Speaker 5: It's just kind of a scene, frequent nuisance that we

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Speaker 5: all just deal with at this point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And you know, all of the gays have gotten

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I didn't mean to sound negative. We're out

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Speaker 5: But I mean, I mean, speaking of good news. I

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Speaker 5: learned that I'm part of something called the Pepsicho Tasty Rewards.

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Speaker 5: Wow ah, they had sent me an email. Let's see

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Speaker 5: what the subject line. I don't it says the subject

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Speaker 5: how I got my only and this is probably This

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Speaker 5: is humiliating. I must have signed up for some sort

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Speaker 5: of sweepstakes with Pepsi as an adult, because how else

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Speaker 5: would they have gotten my email?

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Speaker 1: Can I'll here?

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Speaker 2: I feel like it has something to do with going

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Speaker 5: Oh interesting, you.

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Speaker 2: Know what I mean, like a ticket giveaway or some

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Speaker 1: Could be this.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes at a grocery store, surrounded by a stack of

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Speaker 4: PEPSI call there will be a go krt.

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Speaker 1: And you want to win it. This is setting more

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Speaker 4: Were you trying to win a go kart at an

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Speaker 1: Or is that my childhood for the best summer ever?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think it's just my childhood.

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Speaker 5: I mean, Karen's theory says that I would have spent

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Speaker 2: John, you're kind of a you're positive, you're kind of

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Speaker 5: I think it's a delusion and a difficult time learning lessons.

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Speaker 5: You know, I've entered so many sweepstakes, and which one

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Speaker 5: actually I have won one? I won one in eighth grade.

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Speaker 5: I wonder if we've talked about this on this very podcast.

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Speaker 1: Because I don't care. I don't believe.

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Speaker 5: In eighth grade, I there was some sweepstakes that I

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Speaker 5: believe a Chrysler Sea Bring.

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Speaker 4: No I wouldn't remembered, and it.

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Speaker 2: It's the perfect bridger car for real, Like I can't

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Speaker 5: Ah well, I appreciate that I did win the sweepsakes,

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Speaker 1: Oh, a child winning a razor is the best. That's

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Speaker 2: But also that you were you had your eyes on

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Speaker 2: the Seabring prize is what.

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Speaker 5: I like, always going for that Seabring.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to look at his picture of a Seabring

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Speaker 4: I could if this weir had video on, I would

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Speaker 1: It's just a car with beautiful lines.

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Speaker 5: Gorgeous contours.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a perfect combination of comp act and luxury,

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Speaker 5: If you watch prices right between like nineteen ninety seven

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Speaker 1: Just think of any car rotating that's a sea bring. Yep,

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like, do you want to drive a

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Speaker 1: Get a sea bring.

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Speaker 5: When was the last time you two were in a convertible?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Behind? Have either of you ever been behind the wheel.

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Speaker 1: Of a convertible?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have to say it would be some

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Speaker 1: sort of parade where I yeah, last time I was

450
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Speaker 1: just kind of waving. I was just doing that twisty

451
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Speaker 1: risk wave.

452
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Speaker 4: I mean, I hate bringing up being Home Homecoming prints again,

453
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Speaker 4: but it probably was during that parade.

454
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Speaker 3: I don't know.

455
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Speaker 1: That's I mean, if you can bring.

456
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Speaker 4: It up, I think, you know what I think. One

457
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,680
Speaker 4: time I was doing stand up in Texas and I rented.

458
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Speaker 4: Of course, it was a Mustang, and of course I

459
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,400
Speaker 4: went for the convertible and it was.

460
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Speaker 1: Way too hot out.

461
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Speaker 4: It was like one hundred and something, but I had

462
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Speaker 4: that top down and just my sweat was slapping the

463
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Speaker 4: car behind me.

464
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Speaker 1: You gotta use the top down if you had the option.

465
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Speaker 2: Honestly, I think the last time I was in a

466
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Speaker 2: car like that. And once again, I'm going to be

467
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Speaker 2: talking about Ja Johnston of Mister Show, who.

468
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Speaker 1: Had the very late life twisteroo.

469
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Speaker 2: Of being on January sixth insurrection. But I'm going to

470
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Speaker 2: talk about the Jay I used to know, which was

471
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Speaker 2: pre Proud Boy Ja Johnston. His favorite thing was to

472
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Speaker 2: drive those you know, those Scouts, which are like they're

473
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 2: kind of like Jeeps and that kind of like suburbans

474
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Speaker 2: combined and they have roll bars but no roof.

475
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love a Scout.

476
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Speaker 2: He always had a scout or a scout like car,

477
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Speaker 2: and so I think that was the last time.

478
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 1: Also because that if you have to be a very specific.

479
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,679
Speaker 2: Kind of girl to make a convertible work for you

480
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 2: and your hair, I'm the kind of girl. I immediately

481
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 2: look greasy, like I work at a hot dog stand.

482
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 1: Like you drive three blocks.

483
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 2: My hair is greasy, and I'm kind of like it's

484
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 2: instead of looking wind swept, I look like I just

485
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 2: look a little oily.

486
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Speaker 5: Part of this is stuck to the head rest.

487
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just kind of like some people's hair.

488
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 2: It's like it's it's all complimentary, or maybe they tie

489
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,360
Speaker 2: it up in a yeah.

490
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Speaker 4: Scar for scarves like in Felman Louise, Yes, for sure.

491
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Speaker 4: Do you have to be prepared, Yeah, to drive off

492
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Speaker 4: a cliff and hold your best friend's hand.

493
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Speaker 3: What are we all?

494
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Speaker 5: Movie?

495
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Speaker 1: I just watched it the other day. It's a terrific film.

496
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Speaker 5: I've never seen it.

497
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Speaker 4: They well, it's good. I don't want to ruin it

498
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Speaker 4: for you. But at the end they just kill themselves.

499
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Speaker 1: They kill themselves and I forgot about it because I

500
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 1: hadn't seen it since I.

501
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:03,120
Speaker 5: Was a kid.

502
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: But they just drive off a cliff.

503
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 4: And they look at each other and they you want

504
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 4: to end this, and they kind of smile and grab

505
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 4: it and it's a freeze frame. They just drive off

506
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 4: and it freezes, and then the credits roll on a

507
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 4: frozen car right before their death, and I'm like, wow,

508
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 4: this was a grim, grim ass movie. I don't remember

509
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 4: so rough.

510
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Speaker 2: I remember being in the theater and just being like,

511
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Speaker 2: you've got to be fucking kidding me.

512
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Speaker 1: This is it.

513
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 2: Like, so, here's the thing. Women, when you're down and

514
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 2: out and you're driven, you know you're you kill Basically,

515
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 2: they killed a rapist and we're being pursued by the cops,

516
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 2: and the cops are being told, hey, you're not right

517
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: about this, and then they're just like fuck it, Yeah.

518
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: Let's just both die.

519
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Speaker 5: Yeah what well, Look, I have not seen the movie,

520
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 5: but from what I've just been told, it seems like

521
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 5: you two are just you are making some big assumptions

522
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 5: about what happens to that car freeze frame. We don't

523
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 5: know what happens. Then they might be rewarded for their

524
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 5: heroic things. Maybe the car keeps flying through the air

525
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 5: like in Greece. I always that's a great situation.

526
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there needs to be a sequel where they

527
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Speaker 4: land on just a natural boat ramp.

528
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Speaker 1: And it turns to a boat and it's just part

529
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Speaker 1: two and the boat car then movie Boat Cars the sequel.

530
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Speaker 4: I have to apologize for giving away the end Bridget

531
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Speaker 4: to helm in Louise. It's maybe something you would have

532
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Speaker 4: wanted to watch. It's trending right now on Netflix. I'm

533
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 4: really sorry.

534
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Speaker 5: What if I had always assumed that was the beginning

535
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Speaker 5: of the movie.

536
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Speaker 1: What they did after their attempted suicide.

537
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 5: They're all alive. Yeah, we've been given a second chance.

538
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 2: A lot of physical therapy appointments, a lot of casts

539
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 2: being hung up by wires.

540
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Speaker 1: Oh there's a part in that movie that I really adore,

541
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Speaker 1: a door adore.

542
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Speaker 2: And it's the kind of thing I feel like it

543
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 2: was improvised by Geena Davis, who I think is still

544
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 2: so unsung when she is a supermodel. She can do comedy,

545
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 2: she can do drama, she's so gorgeous. Action, she can

546
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 2: do action. She can do Goodnight is amazing, amazing. She

547
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 2: had the lips that everyone has gotten themselves now. She

548
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 2: had naturally in the eighties. She was like amazing face.

549
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 2: God gave her the lips, got they're from God, not

550
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Speaker 2: doctor whoever done?

551
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Speaker 4: She was an Olympic hopeful in the Biathlete. That's where

552
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 4: you don't know that ski and ski and shoot a

553
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Speaker 4: rifle ski.

554
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Speaker 2: She's a skier shooter. Yeah, excellent. Was she hopeful or

555
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Speaker 2: did she make it? She's really good.

556
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Speaker 1: It needs to be wikipedied. You know.

557
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Speaker 2: There's a part in that movie where she's on the

558
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Speaker 2: phone with Louise Orthel Mike can remember which one which

559
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Speaker 2: isn't Saranda, and she's nervous. They're trying to figure out

560
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 2: something there. It's before all their whole adventure starts, and

561
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 2: she's all nervous, and she keeps opening the freezer, pulling

562
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 2: out a Snicker, taking a bite and putting it back

563
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 2: and shutting the door, and then talking a little bit

564
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 2: and going back and taking another bite. So she's she's

565
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 2: essentially eating a Snickers like bit by bit, pretending she's

566
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Speaker 2: not doing it. And I like, I've done nuts all

567
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Speaker 2: my life. And then when I saw it on the screen,

568
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 2: I was just like, this is the funniest thing of

569
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Speaker 2: all time where you're basically pretending to yourself you're not

570
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,360
Speaker 2: eating a Snickers, but you're just like opening the door

571
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Speaker 2: real fast, taking a bite and putting it back it.

572
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Speaker 4: That's so great, that's what I get. I'm a big

573
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Speaker 4: Snickers ice cream bar guy. And yeah, I open that

574
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,239
Speaker 4: freezer ten times because I just take little bites and

575
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 4: then I keep you want each bite to stay cold.

576
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Speaker 5: That's right, it's kind of stretched you.

577
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Speaker 1: But do you think that Geena Davis improvised that.

578
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Speaker 2: It was just such a kind of a natural Yeah,

579
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Speaker 2: I mean, who knows, because yeah, unless the writer's great

580
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: and you know, knows women that well, or is a woman,

581
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 2: or Gina Davis was just doing it because that's real,

582
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, anything is possible, it feels like.

583
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 2: But speaking of that blind alley, I just drove us down.

584
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 5: Is no, really, that's a blind alley. I would talk

585
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 5: about Snickers and eating them out of a freezer for

586
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 5: the rest of the podcast. But I don't want to

587
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 5: cut you off here.

588
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 2: No, no, you're not cutting off because I was going

589
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 2: to ask you what is your frozen what's your ideal

590
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 2: dream frozen treat or your top three however you want

591
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 2: to do it.

592
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Speaker 5: I mean, I think we have to start with the

593
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 5: Snickers ice cream. I mean, it really is an amazing

594
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 5: product when you think about it, because they took this

595
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 5: thing we all loved, created something that is kind of

596
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 5: just a completely different idea, didn't really change any of

597
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 5: the branding or anything, and created a perfect, a similarly

598
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 5: perfect product that only barely has some resemblance to real Snickers.

599
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, because nugat.

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Speaker 4: Come on, people like to say it, but no one

601
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Speaker 4: wants to eat it outside.

602
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 5: Of being in a Snickers Forgive I mean, excuse me.

603
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 4: It's just a plate of nougat at a party. You're

604
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 4: supposed to your finger through it.

605
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 2: I feel like nugat it was is like a European delicacy,

606
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 2: candy that does not feel like something that would be

607
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 2: from the set of amidaeis like just a nugat with

608
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 2: a one nutt right next.

609
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 5: To a Turkish delight.

610
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly thing. It feels like.

611
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 2: How it started and they were like, well, let's reintroduce

612
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 2: it in this candy bar.

613
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 5: So it got some They twisted it up in a

614
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 5: way that worked for Snickers, and then the Snickers ice

615
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 5: cream bar kind of has peanut butter in it.

616
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: Right, Uh, there's certainly peanuts in it.

617
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 4: I've even had the almond version and it just doesn't

618
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Speaker 4: no of fence to anyone out there with the big allergy.

619
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Speaker 4: But I like the peanut version made way a little Yeah, but.

620
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Speaker 5: I will say, as far as Snickers goes a Snickers

621
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Speaker 5: with almonds, that's my bar of choice. I mean, so

622
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Speaker 5: it has kind of a dark history.

623
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Speaker 1: Used to be a Mars bar. It used to be

624
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Speaker 1: a Mars.

625
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 5: Bar, and I loved the Mars packaging so much. It

626
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 5: was beautiful, it was so tasteful and made you feel

627
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 5: so classy. And now it's just like a branch of

628
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 5: the Snickers. But I mean, God bless, I'm happy it's back.

629
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 5: But there was no reason for the Mars bar, which

630
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 5: is also different from what's so famous in the UK,

631
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Speaker 5: the Mars Bar, which is a whole other thing.

632
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Speaker 2: It's in the UK, they call it a Mars bar,

633
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 2: but the bar to Americans is a milky way right right.

634
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 5: The American Mars Bar was kind of what we now

635
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:47,719
Speaker 5: know as the Snickers Almond. Yes, but I love Snickers almond.

636
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 5: But Snickers is now getting out of control. I feel

637
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 5: like they've done a brownie thing. I'm not even going

638
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 5: to touch that. You know, that's gonna be one of

639
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:59,959
Speaker 5: those weird Airline Brownies. They've like, they've done things without crunch,

640
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,239
Speaker 5: like a lot of bars with and you need that

641
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 5: little peanut or almondon. Yeah, I'm a texture guy, right maybe,

642
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 5: I mean, if they were willing to try it, well,

643
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 5: cashews are a little bit soft. I don't know how

644
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 5: that would feel inside a candy bar, but I'm willing

645
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 5: to try.

646
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: How about this thing made.

647
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 5: The Snickers goes Hawaii and put some macadamia nuts in there.

648
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 2: Oh I love a macadamia nut, I really do.

649
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 5: They're so delicious and you can picture the Snickers on

650
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 5: a surfboard campaign.

651
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: It's it right there with the anthropprimorphized human feet.

652
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 4: If we keep talking about this bridge, you're gonna get

653
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 4: an email from the Snickers people about a sweepstakes you

654
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 4: didn't even know about.

655
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Speaker 1: Snickers Taste them.

656
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 2: What if the macadamia Snickers is based on the character

657
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 2: that they create, which would be funny because they don't

658
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 2: have characters for their other candy bars, but they create

659
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: one specifically for the Hawaiian Snickers, And it's from that

660
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 2: picture of Mark Zucker who was like oil boarding and

661
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 2: had too much spf on his face. But its Snickers,

662
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 2: and they're like Snickers macadamia.

663
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Speaker 5: His face kind of looks like a kind of a

664
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 5: white almond with all that stuff on it. Yeah, that

665
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 5: makes perfect sense to me. Yeah, he's got a candy face,

666
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 5: a candy face.

667
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: He's kind of got.

668
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 2: An abandoned Victorian child face. So it makes sense. Like

669
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Speaker 2: it there's a subconscious link, I think when you're looking

670
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 2: at him and you're like, oh, candy, it would make

671
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 2: you buy candy.

672
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 5: He looks kind of like one of those like a

673
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 5: Victorian doll that they burn in the Secret Garden. Do

674
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 5: you know when they're burning all of this stuff, it

675
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 5: feels like one of the dolls they would have thrown

676
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 5: into the Why were they burning things in the Secret Garden?

677
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 5: Do you remember that.

678
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 2: The boy had scarlet fever okay, or one of those

679
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 2: Victorian child illnesses that were not talked about, but the

680
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 2: child literally sat in the house dying while everyone else

681
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 2: tried to ag normal. That was one of my favorite,

682
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 2: like when I got introduced to that world as like

683
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 2: an eight year old or a seven year old, where

684
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 2: it's like, I'm sorry, we just have someone dying in

685
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,479
Speaker 2: the back room and everyone else is acting normal, Like

686
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 2: this is the book for me? And there's like a

687
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 2: weird wafy child because the girl had to go in

688
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 2: and like make friends with him, and he's.

689
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: Like, I can't go outside, and she's like, yes, you can.

690
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: She makes him go outside.

691
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 5: So that's what it was. She was bringing him to

692
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 5: her secret garden. Is that's the basic plot of that.

693
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 5: And for some reason a bunch of things got burned.

694
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 2: Well because he had a communicable disease, I think, so

695
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: maybe it was like once he caught it, they had

696
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 2: to get rid of all his shit and he wasn't

697
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 2: allowed to go outside or have fun or have toys,

698
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 2: because you know, the Victorian version of don Keypowks.

699
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 4: I know that I've read this book. It's one of

700
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 4: my earliest book reading experiences.

701
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Speaker 1: And I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

702
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: I don't remember the burning.

703
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 2: I don't remember the burning, but I don't really remember

704
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 2: reading the book because then the little House in the

705
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 2: Prairie series came in like a tornado and all else

706
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 2: was forgotten. But there is a really good Secret Garden

707
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 2: live action movie from the Is it the nineties or

708
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Speaker 2: the earl.

709
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 5: Mostos, I feel like it's like late eighties. I mean,

710
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 5: because I remember watching it as a kid and being

711
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 5: so scared and like why are things getting burned? And

712
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 5: then being delighted by of course, secret gardening.

713
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 2: The idea of a secret garden is, first of all,

714
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 2: you live in house in a like an aestate so

715
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 2: big that there can be a secret garden, right, just

716
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 2: like check this shit out. A walled garden.

717
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, to have a garden that nobody really even gets

718
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 5: to use, that's the dream, just your own little patch

719
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 5: where the sick kid gets to hang out.

720
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 2: I mean, because it was the dead mother's garden. Remember,

721
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 2: Oh is that true? And she died never maybe I

722
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 2: know she the first person we hold on. Oh, it's

723
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety three.

724
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Speaker 1: The movie I Secret.

725
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 2: Garden was from nineteen ninety three. We got a Maggie

726
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 2: Smith in there. Oh, Francis Ford Coppola directed in it.

727
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: Here's the Little Boy.

728
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 2: It was almost like she was staying with this family

729
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 2: because her dad had to go off to war and

730
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 2: her mother died.

731
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: It was her mother's secret garden. Were dying kids.

732
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 4: She fell from a branch in the Sacred Garden while

733
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:28,760
Speaker 4: pregnant with Colin.

734
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 5: Wait, she was climbing a tree while pregnant.

735
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: Yes, I believe. Yes, this woman was nuts. She was reckless.

736
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: She shouldn't be gardening if you're pregnant or pruning tall trees.

737
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: That's insane. Stay away from ladders, please.

738
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 4: It's hard enough work to keep a giant garden a sacred.

739
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 4: I mean, it's a giant piece of land that's outside.

740
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 4: Someone's going to know about it.

741
00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: They could see those walls.

742
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 2: I mean that was the cool part of it is

743
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 2: the idea of a locked It's like a locked area

744
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 2: you're not allowed to go into.

745
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 5: I love any any forbidden area, a small door gated garden.

746
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 5: I want to see what's happening back there?

747
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: Yes, And are there bodies buried in there? I always

748
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: go to that. Is there a witch involved somehow? Come on?

749
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 5: Is a mom falling from a branch?

750
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: Witch? Like in her witch?

751
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 5: Cost?

752
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: Was it Halloween? Een? I went?

753
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 4: There was a bar that I went to, and I

754
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 4: e I have known. All I remember is going to

755
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 4: this place and there was a waiting room. Someone's sitting

756
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 4: at a desk, and they gave you a key and

757
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 4: you unlock a closet, so you open this bureau and

758
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 4: there's jackets in there, and you scooed them to the

759
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 4: side and open the door and go downstairs, and you're in.

760
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 1: This speakeasy bar with like cigars and drug use.

761
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 5: Now, how do you feel about an artificial secret.

762
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: One that's implanted.

763
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 6: Ah, I'm just gonna find a government.

764
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we all better get used to it.

765
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 5: We've got them coursing through our vein.

766
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, micro chips, that's what we're talking about, right.

767
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,240
Speaker 5: What if I told you could get an artificial secret,

768
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 5: very tiny at any of your local pharmacies. What if

769
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 5: a rite aid employee, your common right aid employee, could

770
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 5: let the government track you.

771
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: Well, well here we are, here, we are.

772
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 2: You go to get the vaccine, and then employee just

773
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 2: walks up and whispers.

774
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,479
Speaker 1: Like, don't go into the garden, mother, Just like what

775
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm looking for some medicine please.

776
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 5: There's a sick ride aid in every store who just

777
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 5: wants to have fun and make friends. They're locked up in.

778
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 2: The back, constantly wearing a shawl, just creeping around in

779
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 2: the vitamin area, whispering to people.

780
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: Stop it, Steven.

781
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 4: And then you try and find them, and the manager

782
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 4: comes over and says, I'm sorry, but that person hasn't

783
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 4: worked here in thirty years.

784
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 2: Classic we've finally written Secret Garden too.

785
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 4: Separate Rite Aid Gardens, the ghostly pharmacist Colin.

786
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 2: Can I just brag real quick going back to Mars

787
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 2: bars please, I that was used to be my candy

788
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 2: of choice. I also feel ripped off and lessened by

789
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 2: almond Snickers because it's not the same. And when I

790
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 2: was in high school, for my I believe it was

791
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 2: my sixteenth birthday, my friend Patti Riley Rip gave me

792
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 2: a brown bag from seven to eleven with sixteen Mars

793
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 2: bar That was my birthday present.

794
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 5: Dream.

795
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 2: It's just the thing I know you like, and I'm like, well, thanks,

796
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 2: like yes, thank you. Because also it's pretty great to

797
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 2: get like a massive amount of candy like that, because

798
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:16,479
Speaker 2: you never.

799
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 5: Really see it like that. You always you see the

800
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 5: individual bar in your cover or whatever. But to see

801
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 5: just like the bounty, yeah, beautiful.

802
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 4: Just protruding from a bag like on the front of

803
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 4: a French bicycle, like.

804
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:36,240
Speaker 1: So many tiny chocolate almond candy bar.

805
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 4: Back ass yes, yes, and then you have a French

806
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 4: little French curly mustache.

807
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 1: But it's only chocolate.

808
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 2: It's chocolate and caramel with a little almond for your face.

809
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: Chris what's your what's your candy bar of choice?

810
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 4: It's funny because you know me to not be a

811
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 4: big sweet tooth, but I really am, and I brought

812
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 4: it into that I'd really I am a Snicker's ice

813
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 4: cream bar. I have to go full peanut. But I'm

814
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 4: real boring. I say what everyone says always, and it

815
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 4: is I get very excited about Ariese's Peanut butter Cup,

816
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 4: and I think it's because it's two servings. It's like

817
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 4: you have one thing and then immediately another thing to

818
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 4: look forward to or save.

819
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: It's two servings.

820
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 4: That's what I need is someone to tell me to

821
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 4: stop halfway through. And the people at Reese has figured

822
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 4: that out with the pieces though. Yeah, like the pieces.

823
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 4: I'll eat the whole bag like it like an excitable et.

824
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 2: So you're peanut butter candy person, Yes, I am peanut

825
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 2: butter and chocolate together.

826
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 4: I mean, it's that classic tale of I'm sorry, but

827
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 4: I just rammed my chocolate truck into your peanut butter wagon? Whips?

828
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 4: Is there going to be a lawsuit? Wait a minute,

829
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 4: let me taste it first, and then everyone became.

830
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: Rich bags in that commercial.

831
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 5: No, No, you don't need them face full of peanut.

832
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: You don't need air bags.

833
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 4: When you eat so much chocolate, you get a big

834
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 4: old air bag of ass.

835
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 5: Chris, let me ask you, as someone who likes peanut

836
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 5: butter and two servings.

837
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 4: Thank you, peb twigs. I have never had one, but

838
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 4: I have. Oh my god, I want it right now.

839
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 4: I'll go get it right after we're done recording.

840
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: And you can.

841
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 3: You can?

842
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: You can. That's a promise.

843
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,399
Speaker 5: Incredible, I mean it did have. That's another candy bar

844
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 5: with a kind of a storied history of the company.

845
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 4: Not quite knowing what to do, they introduced the wafers

846
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 4: in there, right, the waifers in there? Sure the cookie

847
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 4: it's not yet. Oh yeah, it was a wafer. It

848
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 4: would never work.

849
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know why you're thinking of

850
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: a KitKat.

851
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

852
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: I turned it into an airy wafer. Of course I was.

853
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: I was imagining get it. I'm a sweet too. Sorry,

854
00:41:55,160 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: I'm svery gravy boy, I'm sorry.

855
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 5: What are your three favorite gravies?

856
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: Don't get me started, but it start.

857
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 4: Brown, gray, lands lucent, the natural kind that comes just

858
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 4: sleeping out of the turkey. Your grandma calls it gravy,

859
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 4: but really it should have been discarded.

860
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: Just oil. Yeah, I am. I am a bit of

861
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 1: a gravy boy. Been riding that gravy train for a while.

862
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 2: Can I just say, let me warn you about because

863
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 2: I know I'm concerned about the peanut butter Twigs and

864
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 2: I want to hear the dark history behind the Twigs issue.

865
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 2: But I think I know what you're to say. They

866
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 2: tried to change their cookie to chocolate peanut butter.

867
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 5: This is how have we never discussed this? I cannot

868
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 5: believe you and I may be the only people who

869
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 5: have closely tracked the history for Twigs.

870
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 2: We're the only people on that comment board on the

871
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 2: Mars eminem Mar, what the fuck are you.

872
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: Doing with this? It was like, so, okay, let me

873
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: just say this.

874
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 2: A peanut butter Twix was awesome because it essentially was

875
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 2: half Reese's half Twigs. So you have a cookie, you

876
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 2: have the peanut butter filling and some chocolate. Here's the problem.

877
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 2: They couldn't figure out this is what I'm assuming they

878
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 2: couldn't figure out the preservative situation because I couldn't buy

879
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 2: one that was fresh. I was like, I'm the one

880
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 2: that's buying these, and I've bought I bought ten in

881
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,800
Speaker 2: a row that were all like crumbly peanut butter stale,

882
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, I have to give up.

883
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 2: And then the next time I saw them, they're like,

884
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 2: now what the chocolate cookie. I'm like, it's not your

885
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 2: fucking problem. You are misinterpreting what the problem here is.

886
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 2: It's not that people didn't like the cookie. It's that

887
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,439
Speaker 2: people don't like your crumbly old peanut butter.

888
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:56,280
Speaker 1: Interesting signed missus k l Kill Garrett.

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00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 5: That makes perfect sense. I mean so, yeah, there was

890
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 5: the period I feel like in the early to mid

891
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 5: nineties when they had peeb Twigs. When it first was introduced,

892
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 5: we all loved it. Then it vanished from the market completely. Yeah,

893
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 5: returned years later, says Twigs is dark period. Yeah, yes,

894
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,760
Speaker 5: that kind of the dark ages.

895
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind kind of medieval candy.

896
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 5: Ara, right, this lost history in the brand. They return

897
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 5: to market with the classic flavor, and I will say

898
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 5: I had some excellent bars during that period. But then,

899
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 5: as Karen mentioned, classic classic butter, classic where the peanut

900
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 5: butter was the texture you needed it, the cookie was crunchy,

901
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 5: the chocolate was delicious and came together.

902
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: Mid nineties.

903
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 5: This was now what, I'm well mid nineties. I never

904
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,720
Speaker 5: had a bad one, and also I was a child,

905
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 5: so it was probably god knows what my tastes were.

906
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 5: But as a teen and college student in the thousands,

907
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 5: I returned to the peeb Twigs and had so many

908
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 5: good experiences until they got nervous. They got a little

909
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 5: flighty and changed it to the chocolate bar. And then

910
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 5: it was not it tasted bad.

911
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 6: It tasted bad because it wasn't chocolate.

912
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 1: It was like it was almost like Oreo, like you ditter.

913
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was not like it wasn't a burst of flavor.

914
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 5: It wasn't like, wow, this is really adding something. It

915
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,439
Speaker 5: was detracting well.

916
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 2: And also I think they tried to pick up on

917
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 2: remember when Oreo just started doing every dumb flavor, they

918
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 2: could think, oh boy, and people it became a conversation piece.

919
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: Maybe that was influencing them in a way.

920
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 5: Interesting. Yeah, that kind of makes sense where But then

921
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 5: I think I would not be surprised if I had

922
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 5: written into the company during that period, because I was

923
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 5: furious they finally reverse course. And now I believe you

924
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 5: can get a peeb Twix with a regular cookie. But

925
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 5: I will say this, I really feels like a confidence

926
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 5: issue for the Mars company. What they need to be

927
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 5: more confident and put that in regular grocery source. It

928
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,280
Speaker 5: was usually only like something you can find a gas stations.

929
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

930
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 2: It was like a specialty, almost like seasonal candy. They

931
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 2: were treating it special. I just would love to know

932
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 2: what the problem was.

933
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 5: Well, that's and I mean that kind of speaks to

934
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 5: your problem, Karen. I wonder if you were getting them

935
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 5: at these gas stations and they had been sitting on

936
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 5: the counter for so long.

937
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 1: Yes, because no one likes it but you and me, right.

938
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 5: Well, but Mars was not putting the marketing box behind

939
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 5: it to get people eating it, so you were eating

940
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 5: old product.

941
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 2: I was doing the work of thousands and thousands of

942
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 2: any purchasers where I'm like, fine, I'll just eat it.

943
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 1: So it's chitty stock.

944
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's oh, such a shame.

945
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 4: I just remembered. And I don't know if this is

946
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 4: going to do. You rail that And I've been quiet

947
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 4: for a little bit. I think my neighbor it sounded

948
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 4: like she was fighting and it was getting physical, and

949
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 4: also while someone was playing the trumpet a horn.

950
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 5: I don't know what was bend is breaking up.

951
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 1: We thought you were just thinking about gravy.

952
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 4: She just left quickly, and I if I weren't podcasting,

953
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 4: I would be saying if everything was okay. But in

954
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 4: that time I remembered the grasshopp because you mentioned the

955
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 4: Oreo that the grasshopper cookies.

956
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 3: Remember those mint ones?

957
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: I forgot. I love those.

958
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 4: Wait, no, they have a grasshopper on them, like it's

959
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 4: an oreo.

960
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 1: And you know, on the.

961
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 4: Cookie part there's a profile of a cartoon grasshopper.

962
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: And the in the cream in the middle is mint.

963
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: It's green. You've never heard of this. You've never heard

964
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: of a green grass.

965
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 5: I would buy something with a cartoon grasshopper. Yeah, and

966
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 5: they dip some of them were dipped in chocolate. You

967
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 5: get the full dipped you know cover I think did

968
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 5: that later. But yeah, it's a mint. So I'm a

969
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 5: big You can add peanut butter or you can add mint.

970
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 5: But I guess I'm a.

971
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 4: Little bit of a gravy boy, but I'm also a

972
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 4: bit of a chocolate peanut butter mint man.

973
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 5: So those are outside of the realm of like a

974
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 5: thin mint or whatever the Keebler family is creating.

975
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 4: Oh, I very much. I'm ninety percent. I'm sure it's

976
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 4: a Keebler, Keebler vehicle product.

977
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 2: Keebler does have a Grasshopper cookie that is that is

978
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 2: they have mint and fudge.

979
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, Minton fudge. Is that what it is?

980
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 5: Yeah?

981
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: I think so.

982
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 2: It's completely coated in chocolate on the outside.

983
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: That's the thing that's pretty exciting. Yeah, there's different phases

984
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: of enjoyment layers, and I'm really levels I kind of

985
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 1: want to get one of those.

986
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 5: I've never been able to follow the path of Girl

987
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 5: Scout Cookie to Keebler or Keebler to Girl Scout Cookie,

988
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 5: because one of these two organizations is stealing the ideas

989
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 5: of the other one. Because I feel like Keebler has

990
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 5: basically all of their cookies are essentially Girl Scout cookies.

991
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 2: Did they make a deal with them or do you

992
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,240
Speaker 2: think they're just like, oh, we we also love a samoa,

993
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 2: so we'll just make that too.

994
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 4: I think it's a good question, so doing the same thing,

995
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 4: because I remember in the eighties little elves would come

996
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 4: to my door and sell them. I'll see that was

997
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 4: you know some of my jokes. Oftentimes they don't really

998
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,240
Speaker 4: I do like that idea though, a little animated ELF's

999
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 4: knocking on the door selling them.

1000
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 5: I would love that.

1001
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: It would be nice. Would they be very small? Very

1002
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: very small.

1003
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 4: It's like a situation where you know, you have one

1004
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 4: of those barn style doors where the bottom and the

1005
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 4: top open independently of each other, and you're like, hello,

1006
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 4: I could have sworn someone was knocking on the door,

1007
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 4: and then you have to look down to see your

1008
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 4: new little animated elf friend.

1009
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 2: And you would be like, no, solicitors, slam the door

1010
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 2: and the elf walks through a little split in the

1011
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 2: wood at the bottom.

1012
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: I'm inside anyway, Yeah, this.

1013
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,280
Speaker 5: Is a home invasion, yes.

1014
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, but very small.

1015
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 5: Scar All of a.

1016
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 4: Sudden, he's been leprec on the horror movie and he

1017
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,280
Speaker 4: is a tiny dagger.

1018
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: I'm looking at Keebler.

1019
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a complete ripoff of a Samoa Kepler

1020
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 2: Coconut Dreams, and they're not giving any credit.

1021
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 5: Shameless. I mean again, maybe the Keebler people are thinking

1022
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 5: of the ideas. I don't want to cast blame in

1023
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 5: either direction, but one is obviously like a giant corporation

1024
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 5: and the other is the Girl's Scouts, And I don't

1025
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 5: know how how much money is happening on the Girl

1026
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,399
Speaker 5: Scouts side, but someone is stealing someone's ideas.

1027
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wait a second, there's you can get a

1028
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 2: poster with all the different flavors of Girl Scout cookies

1029
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 2: on them. What if I got that and just hung

1030
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 2: it up, like tacked it up in my front room.

1031
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 5: Just finally got some art to hang on the wall.

1032
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: Guys, look what I took down Chris's Kadd's painting and

1033
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: put up his matted poster of cookies.

1034
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 2: Just so, just so we have a key, so we

1035
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 2: know what we're eating. I know what we're talking about. Yeah,

1036
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 2: it's important, it's important. He can Sandy's Keebler makes a

1037
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 2: cookie called Peacan Sandy's.

1038
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 5: They are so dry, so dry.

1039
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 2: It's like a short bread cookie with little peckcon chips

1040
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 2: in it.

1041
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: It is four old women cloak strictly.

1042
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 2: And one summer we went to our family always went

1043
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 2: to Blue Lake with our family friends of the hospitals

1044
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 2: and the Gearings.

1045
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: And one summer, my aunt Jean was in charge. There

1046
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: was like I think.

1047
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 2: Four or five kids, like we're all twelve and thirteen

1048
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 2: or whatever, and she was in charge of bringing like

1049
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 2: the snacks and she brought. She went to Luckies in

1050
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:25,760
Speaker 2: our hometown, Yucky Luckies on the boulevard, and she bought

1051
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 2: Pecan Sandy's and Diet Doctor Skipper. Those were the two

1052
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 2: products she bought for the kids. And we gave her

1053
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 2: shit for like every day of the ten day vacation

1054
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:41,439
Speaker 2: and then since that time, where you'd be like, great idea,

1055
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 2: Aunt Jean, how about some Peacan sandies?

1056
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 1: And I thought they were good.

1057
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 2: Were just like this is literally a cookie that was

1058
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 2: invented to eat while you're drinking tea in a nursing home.

1059
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 1: Like, what are you?

1060
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 2: You could have bought us anything at the store and

1061
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 2: these are the things you bring on vacation.

1062
00:51:59,560 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1063
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 5: Even the packaging of the Sandy's is like for adults,

1064
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 5: it's not fun looking. It looks like something you bring

1065
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 5: to book club or something. It's not for children.

1066
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:13,879
Speaker 1: And what is this doctor Skipper? Yeah, I've never heard

1067
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 1: of doctor two characters from Gilgan's Island Anisota together Professor Skipper.

1068
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: I guess sorry, we've got.

1069
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 2: To get ginger in there. No, it was the ripoff

1070
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 2: of Diet Doctor Pepper. It was that grocery stores rip

1071
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 2: off Diet Doctor Care. It was like diet Doctor Skipper,

1072
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 2: and we're like, first of all, we're twelve, so we

1073
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:39,439
Speaker 2: don't need any diet beverages, thank you. Secondly, at least

1074
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 2: just get a chips Ahoy, Like, at.

1075
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: Least think of the group who likes pecan if.

1076
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 4: It's got to be, not get chips Ahoy, not this

1077
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 4: doctor Skipper, not that boot is sinking.

1078
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:54,320
Speaker 1: That's while we're.

1079
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 5: All I mean before and we don't have to move

1080
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 5: away from this topic, but I just want to like

1081
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 5: publicly bring up the memory of the Eel Fudge chocolate

1082
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 5: peanut butter sandwich cookies. Do you remember these? Yeah, there

1083
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 5: was another corporation making a horrible move that affects me

1084
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 5: in such a crazy way.

1085
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,439
Speaker 1: Other Fudge. He was one of the keyl He lived

1086
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,280
Speaker 1: in the treehouse.

1087
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 4: Right, he's kind of the king or the bo Yeah,

1088
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,720
Speaker 4: he's the Papa Smurf of them.

1089
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:20,399
Speaker 2: Right.

1090
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 5: And you know the Eel Fudge sandwich cookies, right that

1091
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 5: are kind of shaped like an elf, that have chocolate

1092
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 5: in the middle and the outside of a vanilla.

1093
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 1: Certainly I've forgotten about it for decades. They're literally shaped

1094
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: like little el.

1095
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 5: It's the cutest cookie in the world. Yeah, I should

1096
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 5: go buy some, but they had to chocolate peanut butter.

1097
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 5: So I'm just calling out the Keeblers in a lot

1098
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 5: of ways right now. Bring them back, bring them back.

1099
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 5: We have to publicly talk about these things.

1100
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 1: Wait a second.

1101
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 2: So they had an eel fudge that was a peanut

1102
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,240
Speaker 2: butter cookie coated in chocolate.

1103
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 5: It was a chocolate cookie with peanut butter in the middle,

1104
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 5: so it was kind of like a little peanut butter

1105
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 5: sandwich with chocolate cookies. But no, they were very strongly

1106
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 5: chocolate flavored.

1107
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 4: Wow.

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00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 2: Okay, here's what I'm seeing right now. And when I

1109
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 2: look this up, is this interesting.

1110
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: At all to me?

1111
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 5: And I'm the only person who matters.

1112
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 1: They have fudge covered Nutter Butter cookies.

1113
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:21,760
Speaker 5: I've tried them.

1114
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like from your tone, the chocolate is

1115
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 4: not doing what it needs to do.

1116
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 5: And I love a Nutter butter. I absolutely will scream

1117
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:35,439
Speaker 5: about a Nutter butter. But they missed a rare miss

1118
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 5: from the Nutter Butter family.

1119
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, those people know what they're doing, and they you

1120
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 2: know it again, like you're saying they got nervous and

1121
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,799
Speaker 2: they tried something weird because they think like they're like

1122
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 2: TikTok needs a new cookie. It's like, no, they don't.

1123
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 2: They need exactly what they have. That's what they Chris,

1124
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 2: did you know that this is a This is a

1125
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,319
Speaker 2: little known fact about Bridger is he is actually a

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00:54:56,480 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 2: great baker, and he truly cookies truly are his favorite thing.

1127
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 2: So he is an cookie expert. But he also makes

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00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 2: unbelievably delicious cookies as well.

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00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 1: I really appreciate that one of the I mean, you're

1130
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 1: welcome the things here in your bio, and I usually

1131
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 1: do a memory. I put them to memory usually, but

1132
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: we got this one late, so I'm going to usually

1133
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:18,720
Speaker 1: off the book.

1134
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 4: At some point. You worked in a bakery, you were

1135
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 4: a professional baker.

1136
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 5: I did work in a bakery, and they accused me

1137
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 5: of burglarizing it.

1138
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:32,320
Speaker 4: Burglart like breaking in, not just stealing from the till,

1139
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 4: which we all do.

1140
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 5: We all dip our. We've all got sticky fingers.

1141
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, sticky fingers in the till. Why wouldn't you.

1142
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 2: Some people can't keep their hands out of the till.

1143
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 2: I was stealing from the coffee place that I was

1144
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 2: working at in Sacramento, and it would just be like

1145
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 2: a twenty dollars bill so I could buy beer, and

1146
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 2: I'd rationalized in my mind of like I deserve it

1147
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,399
Speaker 2: because blah blah blah. I was talking to my dad

1148
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 2: on the phone one time and I told him a

1149
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 2: story about this boss I used to have at the

1150
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 2: seat at the student center at Zach State and she

1151
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 2: got arrested for embezzlement. And my dad goes, well, Karen,

1152
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you there's some people that just can't

1153
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,280
Speaker 2: keep their hands out of the till and I literally

1154
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 2: started crying, like I pretended I wasn't to him, but

1155
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm one.

1156
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: Of those people.

1157
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 2: I can't believe it. I'm the person you're talking about.

1158
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 2: And that's the last day I ever took twenty dollars.

1159
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 2: I think I in total took forty dollars. So it

1160
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 2: wasn't insane, but I was like, oh, I don't want

1161
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 2: to be that those people you're talking about.

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00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 1: It's horrible. I don't want to use the word till till.

1163
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: Did they think you were actually breaking in? Richard?

1164
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 5: I mean, this was really one of those This was

1165
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 5: a deeply offensive situation because I had never taken anything

1166
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 5: from the till I was a star employee. I will say,

1167
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 5: this place was insane because we had looked like fresh bread,

1168
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 5: and at the end of the day they wouldn't allow

1169
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 5: us to take it home. They made us throw it

1170
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 5: away because they thought that that would encourage us to

1171
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 5: sell the bread. But it was just this weirdly wasteful thing.

1172
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,919
Speaker 5: So the only thing I would steal is we would

1173
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 5: have to load up a garbage can of beautiful bread

1174
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 5: at the end of the day and wheel it out

1175
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,840
Speaker 5: to the dumpster. And on the way out, I would

1176
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 5: just grab a loaf of bread and just bite into

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00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 5: it like and it was the most satisfying thing in

1178
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 5: the world. So that's as far as stealing from this

1179
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 5: company I had ever done. But they thought that I

1180
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 5: had just turned Oh yeah, go ahead.

1181
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but I was gonna say, they're accusing you

1182
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 2: of stealing garbage.

1183
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 1: That's insane.

1184
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, well so that was not. That's not they were

1185
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 5: what they accused me of. They never knew. This is

1186
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 5: the first time, I maybe the first time I've ever

1187
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 5: spoken publicly out of about eating bread out of a

1188
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 5: garbage can.

1189
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 1: I like it.

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00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 5: What they accused me of was returning after hours between

1191
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 5: the closing and when the bread bakers came early in

1192
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 5: the morning. They thought that I had snuck in at

1193
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 5: night and taken the money from under the manager's door.

1194
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 5: You know, at the end of the night you would

1195
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 5: slip all the cash under the manager's door. They thought

1196
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 5: I had come back and somehow, maybe through use of

1197
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 5: a wire hangar or something, snuck it out and then

1198
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 5: taken whatever money was from.

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00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 1: The two So the manager.

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00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 3: How the manager, the.

1201
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 5: Person who was I'll say his name was, he was

1202
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 5: clearly the thief, bad attitude is employee, kind of a

1203
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 5: criminal type. He was the thief. He always he had long,

1204
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 5: thin fingers. He's lost to history, possibly dead. But yes, okay, yeah,

1205
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 5: they did accuse me. I got interrogated by police.

1206
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 1: What Oh my god.

1207
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 5: I went into the interrogation room at a police station.

1208
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 5: It was it was a whole situation. And then they

1209
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 5: kind of let me go slowly because they obviously couldn't

1210
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 5: nail me down as the criminal because I wasn't the criminal.

1211
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm actually thrilled they thought it was me.

1212
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 5: I'm thrilled I got to be part of that process.

1213
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 5: And you know, get to sit across the table from

1214
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 5: a cop who is like, where were you on such

1215
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 5: and such night and all of that.

1216
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: That's are you someone that likes to do jury duty.

1217
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 5: I've never done jury duty.

1218
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 4: I heard my friend Adam. He highly recommends it. He's

1219
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 4: told me many times he had a blast on jury duty.

1220
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 4: But it was like a ten month like murder trial,

1221
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 4: Like he got a good wall and they put then

1222
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 4: the guy was guilty and they he went to jail

1223
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 4: and everyone was like hugging, like it was an emotional

1224
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 4: bonding experience for him.

1225
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: But I don't think usually that's the jury you end

1226
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 1: up on.

1227
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 5: But no, you usually end up on like I don't know,

1228
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 5: somebody didn't pay their bill or something, or like sad situation.

1229
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, collection a thing where you're like, I want

1230
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 2: nothing to do with this, right, this is just a bummer.

1231
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 2: But can I just ask you really quick when you

1232
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 2: got interrogated because you knew you didn't do it?

1233
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 1: Were you cocky? Were you or were you just scared shitless?

1234
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 5: Like they're gonna I think I was, well, I was

1235
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 5: nervous because I initially didn't even know why I was there.

1236
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 5: I mean, like I remember I was at the time,

1237
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 5: I was delivering for the bakery and I got a

1238
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 5: call from the South Jordan police. They left a voicemail

1239
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 5: we need you to come into the station. So I

1240
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 5: go into the station having no idea what the situation was,

1241
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 5: and then it started becoming clear what it was. And

1242
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 5: the cop was terrible at asking me questions. She asked me, like,

1243
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 5: the burglary I think took place like on a Wednesday night.

1244
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 5: And she had laid all this information out to me,

1245
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 5: and she started asking him about my alibi and was like,

1246
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 5: where were you Tuesday night? And so I told her

1247
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 5: all about Tuesday night and I was like, but remember

1248
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 5: the situation we're talking about was Wednesday, right, And she

1249
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 5: was so grateful. She's like, oh, yes, where were you Wednesday?

1250
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 2: Right?

1251
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 5: So I think that was kind of the lynchpin of like, oh, okay.

1252
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 5: So he's really volunteering information in the way that he's

1253
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 5: almost investigating for me.

1254
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 1: Ask me about every night of the week. Just now,

1255
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 1: let's go over Thursday.

1256
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that happened in Utah, like it happened in Utah,

1257
01:00:59,160 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 4: South Jordan.

1258
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: Utah, it's Jordan is in near I've been to Ogden?

1259
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 1: Is it near Ogden?

1260
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,920
Speaker 5: That's probably twenty five minutes from Ogden, Okay.

1261
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 6: In a car by car by car? Should you take

1262
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 6: vote by it's by car car? Ogden was Have I

1263
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 6: mentioned this to you that it was very curious to me.

1264
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:27,440
Speaker 6: I didn't see a lot of young people or children

1265
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 6: in Ogden, but the whole downtown is there's little bronze

1266
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 6: sculptures of children playing the leftovers.

1267
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 1: Yes. I was like, did they lose all the children?

1268
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: I believe they bronzed all the children. No.

1269
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 4: And they're in mid they're in mid play, they're on bicycles,

1270
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 4: they're yeah, they're in the middle of catching a you know,

1271
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 4: a soccer ball, which, by the way, is illegal unless

1272
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 4: you're the goalie.

1273
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: You can't touch it with your hand.

1274
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, all these sculptures didn't make sense, but it was children.

1275
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 5: And make sure of me, someone who doesn't know any

1276
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 5: of the rules.

1277
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 2: Right before Bridger is going to get beaten up in

1278
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 2: third grade for touching the soccer ball during league play.

1279
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 5: It used No, I think Ogden. I think I associate

1280
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 5: mostly with like an oil refinery. Do you remember like

1281
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 5: kind of a horrifying oil refinery with flame shooting in

1282
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 5: the air. Oh?

1283
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: No, is it on the mountain?

1284
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 5: I think it's like across from the mountains and it's

1285
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 5: a it's very spooky. It looks like like Lord of

1286
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 5: the Rings, like Saurn's location.

1287
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 1: I need to go back. I need to go back.

1288
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 5: There's so much I got and you've got to see

1289
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 5: this oil.

1290
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 4: I've got to go back and do some clean Mormon comedy.

1291
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 1: Bring your camera.

1292
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1293
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 4: The whole audience was drinking diet coke, and I wanted

1294
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 4: to be clean. But they all were saying. They were

1295
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 4: requesting dirty jokes. Say something dirty. We want to hear

1296
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 4: it life.

1297
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 5: Do you live please?

1298
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 1: They were partying. Uh, they were great. It was I

1299
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 1: still to this day.

1300
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 4: I remember after working there, I'm like, I want to

1301
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 4: record a comedy special in Ogden.

1302
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 5: The crowd I loved it. I am Utah audiences.

1303
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, they're great, even if they dip their children

1304
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 4: in a displacement process that involves molten metal to only

1305
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 4: remember them in city parks in their last moments of play.

1306
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 4: I know what you're doing. Adults of Ogden.

1307
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 2: They're just like everybody else is super old, and they're

1308
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 2: just like we like kids visually, but we don't want

1309
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 2: to hear them playing all the time, so let's just

1310
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 2: bronze them all.

1311
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: God, that's good.

1312
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 2: That would be a perfect horror movie s element. We

1313
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 2: played Salt Lake City and we were very nervous for

1314
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 2: my favorite murder. We were very nervous of like, are

1315
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 2: they going to not like this topic, is this rude?

1316
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:58,000
Speaker 1: Whatever?

1317
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 2: And we got backstage and someone had brought us a

1318
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 2: like a hard copy photo from a nineties party where Elizabeth.

1319
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,440
Speaker 1: Smart was at the party.

1320
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 2: So it's like a total like everybody's got flannels tied

1321
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 2: around their waist and they're just like, you know, drinking

1322
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,480
Speaker 2: diet coke or whatever, and she's just standing there.

1323
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 1: And we got they gave it to us so we

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Speaker 1: could put it up on the big screen and show

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Speaker 1: everybody it. Wow, amazing.

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Speaker 5: Was this the photo where she's like in full garb

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Speaker 5: with the kidnapper and they're just like hanging out of

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Speaker 5: this weird party. Yes, one of the strangest photos, so.

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Speaker 2: Odd and like it was like that guy showing off

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Speaker 2: that he can do whatever he wants.

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Speaker 5: Basically such a weird situation. I mean, the Smart family,

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Speaker 5: I believe the father recently came out, so there are

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Speaker 5: just frequently in the news.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Ed Smart gay and now out and living his life.

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Speaker 5: So the family continues to have big announcements.

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Speaker 2: Wow, next for the.

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Speaker 4: Smarts, remember that happening when you were a kid? Oh there,

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Speaker 4: Oh wow.

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Speaker 5: My cousins lived in that neighborhood, so we knew almost

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Speaker 5: immediately because they like went, they were part of the

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Speaker 5: initial search party of like going up and looking through

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Speaker 5: the house and all of that stuff. It was a

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Speaker 5: very odd time.

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Speaker 2: So scary because he went and got her out the window, right. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean, just like something from a nightmare, truly.

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Speaker 5: Just like showing up at her bed with a knife

1348
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,320
Speaker 5: and being like, oh, I'll kill your family if you

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Speaker 5: don't come with me.

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Speaker 1: You want to be my child bride?

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Speaker 2: Oh, so fucking weird and crazy, so crazy, but it's

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01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,960
Speaker 2: one of the one of the very few, like, oh

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01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,160
Speaker 2: my god, she came back.

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01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she wrote a book. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: She's basically going like, I'm in charge of my life.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:50,640
Speaker 5: It's amazing.

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01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an amazing story, an amazing survival, and kind

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01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 2: of like I always think, it's so fascinating. I love

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01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 2: talking about those extreme things because everyone goes, that's crazy,

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01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 2: that would never happen. Why would she Why would she

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01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,760
Speaker 2: have not waved her arm or blob and it's like,

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Speaker 2: what are you talking about?

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01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 1: This coerced bizarre, Like.

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Speaker 2: The whole thing is so weird, and things like that

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01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 2: happen sometimes, like a really creepy psycho with a plan

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01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 2: like targets your you know, targets someone.

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Speaker 5: So frightening, and then they made a TV movie out

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Speaker 5: of it that's delicious. Certainly no one that's acted since

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Speaker 5: I feel like they shot it in Nova Scotia or something.

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Speaker 5: They shot Nova Scotia for Utah, which could not be further.

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Speaker 5: Utah is like a desert. Yeah, Nova Scotia, the ocean

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01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:51,800
Speaker 5: is there. Yeah, it's like this fishing town that they're

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01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:54,439
Speaker 5: trying to believe is Utah. It's fascinating to watch.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that is crazy.

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01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:59,680
Speaker 2: Now that we've covered Amy Smart the way we wanted to,

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01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 2: I said, I said, Elizabeth damn it.

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01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:06,720
Speaker 1: Oh that's right.

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01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 2: Amy Smart's the blonde actress from like the two thousands. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you do know her if you saw her face. She's gorgeous,

1381
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 2: but like, actually legit funny, right, Chris. She was in

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01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:25,720
Speaker 2: that movie with it's called like Shock or something where

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01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:29,480
Speaker 2: Jason Statham's heart has to get.

1384
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 1: Like oh yeah, remember he has to be.

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01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 2: It's actually a hilarious genius movie where his heart gets

1386
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 2: shocked to keep him alive, so that he goes and

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01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:38,760
Speaker 2: does something.

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01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:41,080
Speaker 1: Like that voltage Joel Jolt.

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Speaker 2: And at one point he and Amy Smart if I'm

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01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,520
Speaker 2: thinking of the right person, the right actress, they have

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01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:49,960
Speaker 2: sex like in front of everybody on the Santa Anita

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01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 2: Racetrack because that's like the one thing that will give

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01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,920
Speaker 2: him the adrenaline.

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01:07:56,840 --> 01:08:03,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, he basically becomes the speed bus. Yeah. Yeah, it's human.

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01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 1: It's the human speed story.

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01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,840
Speaker 4: And then and then at the at the race way

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01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 4: they're having sex. People start betting on when they'll climax.

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Speaker 1: Is that true?

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01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 5: Is that true?

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01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:18,040
Speaker 4: It's it's in the outtakes. I don't I don't remember

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01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:19,680
Speaker 4: all of Jolt.

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01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,880
Speaker 2: This was like I read the script, it was in

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01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 2: the second draft, and I loved it. I read the

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01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:32,240
Speaker 2: book as a kid. Okay, Bridger, I think we're done.

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01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 2: Is there anything else you need to talk about?

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01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:35,040
Speaker 3: Yes?

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01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:39,680
Speaker 5: Is there anything else pressing in my life where just

1408
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:44,639
Speaker 5: nothing is happening? Uh, simply grasping for straws for anything

1409
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:49,360
Speaker 5: to happen. I mean we've talked about PepsiCo tasty rewards.

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01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:53,760
Speaker 5: I mean I feel like Karen. While I have you here,

1411
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,519
Speaker 5: I left something at your house recently that I'm going

1412
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 5: to have to get at some point.

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01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:58,360
Speaker 1: Bathing suit.

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01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:05,479
Speaker 5: And I've been dying to swim. I've been trying to

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01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:07,639
Speaker 5: get back to my swim lessons and I can't do it.

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01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 2: You can't.

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01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:11,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's only one suit for you, and it's Karen's.

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01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:18,000
Speaker 1: And we'll stay here and then this winter, you and

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01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,600
Speaker 1: I are going to go snowboarding, right, Richard.

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01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:22,280
Speaker 5: That's right. The last time I saw you, Chris, was

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01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:24,200
Speaker 5: I was getting a snowboard from you, which is sitting

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01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:27,880
Speaker 5: in my garage, and yes, we have to go snowboarding.

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01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 1: I got a new one this winter.

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01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 4: I haven't I didn't use it once, So don't feel

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01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:34,120
Speaker 4: bad if you were feeling bad about not.

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01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,920
Speaker 5: I was feeling mildly guilty. But also it was one

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01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,080
Speaker 5: of these situations where I, I mean, it was a

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01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:43,800
Speaker 5: huge move that I even came to get it from you. Yeah,

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01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,920
Speaker 5: were too far, too ambitious for me to think the

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01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,640
Speaker 5: next day I would be snowboarding.

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01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:52,200
Speaker 4: Well, I did give you broken bindings. They're not broken,

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01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:55,360
Speaker 4: there's not attached. There was a missing yeah, there's a

1433
01:09:55,439 --> 01:09:58,840
Speaker 4: missing toe piece, and I have not found that, but

1434
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:00,519
Speaker 4: who needs it?

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01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:03,120
Speaker 5: That was years of build up to me even getting

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01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,080
Speaker 5: like making the move of getting a snowboard. So like

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01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:09,320
Speaker 5: the fact that that's been accomplished, things are really picking

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01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:09,760
Speaker 5: up for me.

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01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:13,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the first most important step.

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01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,880
Speaker 1: Sorry, are you good at snowboarding?

1441
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:23,320
Speaker 5: Because no, I'm competent. I mean the idea of Chris

1442
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:26,000
Speaker 5: and I going together is terrifying because Chris is good,

1443
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:32,559
Speaker 5: Chris is good on multiple board mediums, and I haven't

1444
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 5: snowboarded in probably a decade. So it's one of these

1445
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:38,240
Speaker 5: situations where I'm like, sure, we'll go together, and then

1446
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:40,120
Speaker 5: you're going to have to leave me. You're gonna have

1447
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,640
Speaker 5: to abandon me almost immediately.

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01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 1: That's when I you can go do pizzazz.

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01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:49,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, what is the snowboard equivalent. It's just like literally

1450
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:54,439
Speaker 5: horizontally going down the hill, just a little side slip. Yeah,

1451
01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 5: so me just kind of grinding down the side of

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01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:01,720
Speaker 5: a mountain while everyone zips past me. Well, I'll come back.

1453
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:04,640
Speaker 4: I've given lessons and I can give you a little tips.

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01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:05,080
Speaker 1: You know.

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01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:08,840
Speaker 5: I'm ready to get back on the board. Yeah, I'll

1456
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:11,000
Speaker 5: be there, pull off some major moves with.

1457
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:14,160
Speaker 4: Bells on I wear bells for avalanche purposes.

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01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:20,000
Speaker 1: Smart Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. The ringing is coming from

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01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:27,439
Speaker 1: twelve feet down there, such a strong bell under snow bell.

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01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,840
Speaker 4: It's so hard to ring it with those thousands of

1461
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:31,960
Speaker 4: pounds on your bind, but.

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01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:33,479
Speaker 1: I do it. I like that.

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01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:36,679
Speaker 2: You guys just made a plan for winter. Yeah, today

1464
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:37,519
Speaker 2: was one hundred and eight.

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01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:38,919
Speaker 1: Doesn't that sound hopeful?

1466
01:11:39,439 --> 01:11:41,120
Speaker 5: Our bodies are crying out for it.

1467
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:42,720
Speaker 4: Hey, that's what I just want to go out on

1468
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:44,639
Speaker 4: a limb and say we're going to be doing stuff

1469
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:45,479
Speaker 4: in six months.

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01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:49,479
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's the positivity we rung around here. That's

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01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:52,439
Speaker 1: what I bring to the table. Butcher, thank you so

1472
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:53,799
Speaker 1: much for being our guest today.

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01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:58,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, leur short notice and you are absolutely delightful.

1474
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:00,920
Speaker 5: And the next time I see the two of you

1475
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:04,360
Speaker 5: together will hopefully be soon. But also in a car.

1476
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:06,400
Speaker 1: Yes, you can be in the car.

1477
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:11,040
Speaker 5: It's the one prayer I say every night, please put

1478
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:12,479
Speaker 5: do you need to ride back in a car?

1479
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:14,639
Speaker 1: I really want to go there.

1480
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:15,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1481
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:16,519
Speaker 1: It feels like.

1482
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like there's a little normal normalcy waiting

1483
01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:21,880
Speaker 2: for us in the fall.

1484
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:23,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, fall winter.

1485
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:29,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a promising day for being one hundred and twelve. Really,

1486
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:33,040
Speaker 4: thank you Briden for being on our podcast.

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01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:36,200
Speaker 1: You've been really quick.

1488
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:40,240
Speaker 2: You really And if you haven't listened to I said,

1489
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 2: no guests with Bridger Wineger. He has some of the

1490
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 2: greatest guests. I don't understand or know your booking system,

1491
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:51,080
Speaker 2: but from day one Bridger has been booking high level

1492
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:54,880
Speaker 2: guest Jimmy Kimmel has done it. Tony Hale, the funniest,

1493
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:59,160
Speaker 2: funniest Tony Hale was on there, so Chris Fleming. So

1494
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:02,880
Speaker 2: many good guests really and such such funny conversations.

1495
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,720
Speaker 5: Two people currently hear Karen and Chris have both been on. Oh.

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01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:11,320
Speaker 4: It was an excellent episode. Excellent episodes. I am the

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01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:12,880
Speaker 4: Tony Hale of podcasting.

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01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,960
Speaker 5: It's been a very nice time. So if people feel

1499
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:20,320
Speaker 5: like listening to it, they can. Yes, you know, I

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01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:23,040
Speaker 5: don't have a gun. I'm not holding anybody hostage here.

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01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:24,559
Speaker 1: No, no, either.

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01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:28,320
Speaker 5: But you can always listen to an episode for a

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01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,120
Speaker 5: few seconds, and if you don't, if you hate it,

1504
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:30,760
Speaker 5: turn it off.

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01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:34,000
Speaker 1: And that's exactly the kind of Kurt.

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01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:38,560
Speaker 2: Distracted housewife energy you're going to get from that podcast.

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01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:41,200
Speaker 2: It's so it's a great way to start your morning.

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01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 2: I do it almost every day week and I highly

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Speaker 2: recommend it.

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01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:46,759
Speaker 1: I said, no gifts is Karen's breakfast.

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01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:49,920
Speaker 2: And also we share, I said no guests. Do you

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01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 2: need to write shares a producer in an a lease.

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01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:56,720
Speaker 1: So that's right. That's a behind the scenes, we're kind

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01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:57,360
Speaker 1: of sister.

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01:13:57,120 --> 01:14:01,080
Speaker 4: Podcast, kind of a shared custody situation. This is a

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01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:03,360
Speaker 4: very incestuous moment in podcasting.

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01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:08,639
Speaker 2: It's true, and we're proud to forget to you.

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01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:11,120
Speaker 4: You've been listening to Do You Need a Ride?

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01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:22,880
Speaker 3: D y n a R. This has been an exactly right.

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01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:25,720
Speaker 1: Production produced by Analise Nelson.

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01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:27,040
Speaker 3: Mixed by John Bradley.

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01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:29,200
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

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01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:32,120
Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Koberrek.

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01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,440
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 2: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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