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Speaker 1: Nicky Gas podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello. Here I am, It's

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Speaker 1: a Nickulator podcast. It's Monday. I am feeling amazing today. UM.

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Speaker 1: Actually I'm not. I'm not that bad if you didn't know. UM,

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Speaker 1: sad day in um, just in America. I feel um

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Speaker 1: our friend of the show. UM, one of our only

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Speaker 1: guests that we've had, honestly. Uh. And you know, he's

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Speaker 1: been on every single podcast we've we've done, in every

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Speaker 1: version of the show we've done, practically. Um. Bob Sagett

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Speaker 1: passed away yesterday, I guess in the early morning hours

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Speaker 1: in Florida where he was doing a gig on Sunday

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Speaker 1: night in Jacksonville, staying in Orland, Ago. Yeah, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: they they haven't said what happened yet. UM, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, does it really matter? Like I know,

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Speaker 1: I am certain he didn't take his life. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm not certain of it, but like it just I

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Speaker 1: just as someone who's thought about that stuff. Bob is

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Speaker 1: not someone to me that ever. You know, he loved life,

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Speaker 1: as you can see from his last post on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: But UM, you know, uh, I don't know what he

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Speaker 1: wasn't He could be a heart attack, it could be.

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Speaker 1: It's interesting like the older you get the last year,

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Speaker 1: like it's probably wasn't like you know, like an overdose overdose.

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Speaker 1: It might have been like a prescription drug induced, like

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Speaker 1: maybe a sleep pill with like like it's so funny

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Speaker 1: how I'm like, I'm just you know, refreshing to see

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Speaker 1: if there's been like toxicology reports. And then I just

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Speaker 1: keep picturing him like getting like autopsy, Like it's just

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Speaker 1: like also fucking Graham. Yeah, it's so it's um, it's

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Speaker 1: such a bummer. I um, but you know what, it's

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Speaker 1: so thank you so much to all of the besties

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Speaker 1: that flooded my inbox on Instagram with just the kindest messages,

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Speaker 1: and um, you know, I struggle with being sad about

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Speaker 1: people's deaths that you know, aren't my best friends or

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Speaker 1: aren't family members, because I just feel like there's other

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Speaker 1: people that should be sadder, So why do I get

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Speaker 1: to be sad? And um, but a lot of people

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Speaker 1: wrote to me and we're like, allow yourself to be sad.

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Speaker 1: We know you struggle with that, and you know, just

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Speaker 1: people saying that they were sorry for my loss made

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Speaker 1: me feel like I was justified and like crying and

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Speaker 1: being sad about it because people wrote me that even

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Speaker 1: before they saw my posts or whatever. So it was

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Speaker 1: just really nice. Um. You know what's funny though, when

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Speaker 1: a famous person dies and your friends with a famous

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Speaker 1: person who dies, you find out sometimes was in a

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Speaker 1: flippant way, and has happened to me before when I

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Speaker 1: was the person that broke the news flippantly to someone

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Speaker 1: about their friend. I remember when Burt Reynolds died. I

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Speaker 1: was at a shoot for Dancing with the Stars, and

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Speaker 1: nice try Andrew he almost he tried to act like

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Speaker 1: he was shocked for dead. Um classes at Burt Reynolds

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Speaker 1: Museum in Palm Beach, and an old lady felt my

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Speaker 1: dick anyway. True, Yeah, what Reynolds had a theater, he

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Speaker 1: has his own museum and it's all Burt Reynolds memorabilia

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Speaker 1: class there, but not in like something right. No, it

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Speaker 1: wasn't the mustache method, but it was the method was

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Speaker 1: It was just it was my first class. It's all old.

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Speaker 1: It was literally eight people that I think we're dead

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Speaker 1: as well, um in the class. And you know when

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Speaker 1: the lady has to do your arms for you, where

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Speaker 1: and everyone's like, you can't call out an old woman

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Speaker 1: for sex, like they can steal their old Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: didn't see it coming. You literally did it because well

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Speaker 1: choosing to do it. It's like, stop hitting yourself. She

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Speaker 1: was your arm, So why then? I was like being

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Speaker 1: indecent comedies for me? You know, after that's when you knew.

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Speaker 1: I still remember how much anxiety I had going into

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Speaker 1: you somehow stumbled upon the pamphlet. Yeah, they would be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Bob Saget so young. That's how they would be in

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Speaker 1: that class. Anyways, I'm sorry, So, Burt Reynold, you tell

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Speaker 1: someone Burt Reynold died. Yeah, I mean it came up

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Speaker 1: found out through you? You texted me? Yeah you misspelled

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Speaker 1: Made meek? I know? Uh? Where is it? Uh? Where

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Speaker 1: to tell? I got the breaking news from Nikki? I

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Speaker 1: did you know from that text? Yeah? Yeah, I mean yeah,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't under you were watching Kamakazi, so dif could

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Speaker 1: mean something now yeah? Yeah, which is a very he

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Speaker 1: does a cameo. I did watch like five episodes last

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Speaker 1: I only watch two. So don't ruin Jesus Christ, you

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Speaker 1: blow past me on things. I recommend a show, I

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Speaker 1: two episodes in God, it's so good. Um, and you're sorry,

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Speaker 1: back to death. It's so keep going back to death anyway.

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Speaker 1: But my friend Ryan, who is a who works in radio,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know how he found out right away,

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Speaker 1: to write any wrote it on a group text with me,

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Speaker 1: and once front, he was like, dude, Bob Saget died,

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Speaker 1: What the funk? And I'm just like h and I

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Speaker 1: And it's just like, for some reason, that shot that

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Speaker 1: ship doesn't flood in when your mom dies, you know,

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Speaker 1: like you're not constantly reading you know, Yeah, It's just

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Speaker 1: I don't know, uh, just those he was just such

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Speaker 1: was just like this, really, he's who you would want

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Speaker 1: my feeling right away was like, there's one less person

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Speaker 1: turn around head back to d C. Williams didn't want

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Speaker 1: to leave the passenger at the train station by herself,

427
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 1: so he convinced her parents to let him get her

428
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,919
Speaker 1: a hotel room with his own money. He offered to

429
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: drive her home. The tab kept running sixteen thousand dollars.

430
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: He's up fifteen thousand, nine four. Uber is reimbursing Williams

431
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 1: for the cause of hotel room to ride at least

432
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 1: and fired him. He was offered a part time job

433
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 1: as a lead driver at Alto, an upscale ride share company.

434
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 1: Alto is the new one that everyone's telling me to get.

435
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,360
Speaker 1: Oh really, I was in l A recently. My hair

436
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: girl was like, you gotta get Alto, and then I

437
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,640
Speaker 1: pulled it up and the ride was like much more

438
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: expensive than Uber. And I always tip Uber drivers, like

439
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,959
Speaker 1: especially when the ride of seven across town, I'm like,

440
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Um? But it was just yeah. But

441
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 1: apparently Alto they're like they pay their drivers better and

442
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 1: they they screened them, so you're not going to get

443
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 1: like a murderer. It is funny though, like when a

444
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,399
Speaker 1: company is like, we could swoop in and get headlines

445
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 1: by hiring it. Yeah, I'm talking. I just didn't add

446
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:36,880
Speaker 1: for alto because they did that, they did the right thing. Yeah,

447
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: they're they're not stupid. Companies are so smart. I feel

448
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,880
Speaker 1: a little bit dumb, a little bit dumber right now.

449
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: Anything else. I am reading this book called the Influence. Wait,

450
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: the psychology of influence. Well, let me just see what

451
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: it's called. I'm obsessed. Oh my god, it is. I am.

452
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 1: I went and downloaded every book that's like this book

453
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 1: because I just loved it. Um, it's called God. I

454
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 1: just I'm read. I'm starting to read books again. I'm

455
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm super into it. Guys. Uh it's called Influence, the

456
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: Psychology of Persuasion. Whole shit, I who many things. It's

457
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: so good now I think I may have recommended two

458
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: years ago. It's because I just I saw it on

459
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: my phone. I was like, I definitely finished this book,

460
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 1: but I guess I hadn't, and I finished it. There's

461
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 1: so many tricks to get people to like you more,

462
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: or to like to do the things, yes, but like

463
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: more for business and just to persuade you to do things.

464
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: And it's so many tricks of like how just all

465
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: the all the things we do to if there's a

466
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 1: plate of cookies and there's two cookies on the plate,

467
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: and um, I say to you, um, oh, here's some

468
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: cookies and you have let me there's a plate of

469
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 1: ten cookies. There's a plate of ten cookies. No, there's

470
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 1: nothing to do here. And I give and I go, here,

471
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: have a cookie. You'll eat the cookie and whatever. Okay.

472
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 1: Then I bring in a plate of two cookies and

473
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, here's two cookies. You want one and

474
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: then you take one. But if I bring in a

475
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 1: plate of two cookies and I say, now, you're first

476
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,199
Speaker 1: of all, you're gonna like the two cookie, even though

477
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: the cookies the same. You're gonna like the one from

478
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 1: the two cookie better than the ten because there's less.

479
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: That's why you know, businesses say we will have a

480
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 1: limited stock because people will just think they like it

481
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 1: more and want it more if there's less. But if

482
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 1: I come in and say here's two cookies, and you

483
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: eat one of the cookies, and then I bring another

484
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: plate and I go, um uh, there's these are only

485
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: two cookies left, and there used to be ten. People

486
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: just got the last eight, you will like those cookies

487
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: more than the two cookies that don't have the eight

488
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 1: that are missing. You want you and you want things

489
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 1: that other people have, So it's if you start paying

490
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 1: attention to it. It happens everywhere, honestly everything. Marketers use

491
00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: this all the limited time, um, you know, backed by

492
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: popular demand for a limited time coming. There's uh, you

493
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 1: know Kylie Cosmetics. They have enough money to make as

494
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: many lip kids as she would ever want, and there's

495
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: always like going so limited stock and it sells out

496
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: right away and it's just like make more. But it's

497
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 1: because you convince yourself, you that they taste better, taste better.

498
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: Live kids are delicious, especially when there's only two left

499
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: out of a three million. Yeah. Uh the U in

500
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: Dale Karney he said learned names like that's like a

501
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 1: big thing. And what did I saw something where like

502
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: you I forget who the person was, but when you

503
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: see that person, you think nice and January and like

504
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 1: and smart and I was some kind of interview and

505
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: he's like, oh Dave, how and he liked probably something

506
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 1: like that, Like we're like, oh no, how are you?

507
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: Like they make sure to say your name and has

508
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: nothing to do with you, just has everything that we're

509
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: doing that they've kept more control and you would like

510
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 1: them more because they read this in a book I

511
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: don't know, and you can work it works, but you

512
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: can you can see it happening. But even if you

513
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: notice it happening, it's we're so stupid. The reason we

514
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: have these things is like these things used to help

515
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 1: us survive. So we have shortcuts of like, Okay, if

516
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 1: there's not that many berries on that tree, I better

517
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 1: get them because they're you know, I'm starved to death.

518
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: So all of these things are in our brain so

519
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: that we don't have to spend energy going like, but

520
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: there's two Does that mean? Like we just have all

521
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: these shortcuts subconsciously, and advertisers take advantage of these shortcuts,

522
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: and they're frying them out and and we're it's in.

523
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,479
Speaker 1: They're backfiring on us so often that the shortcuts are

524
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: stopped not working as well, and so we were we

525
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: can't trust it anymore. Let's sale will only last three weeks,

526
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: even though that sale will always be there. There's my

527
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: favorite little thing that I've said a lot of times

528
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: is that if I ask you to pass me something

529
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: that I could grab two, I will you will like

530
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: me more because you will go well, she could get

531
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: it herself but I'm going to do it for her

532
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 1: because I like her, because I like her, because I

533
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: wouldn't just do that because I'm a little bit. So

534
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: I do it because I like her, and then you

535
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: end up liking me more. So then if I go,

536
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: if I go, no, I don't want to do it

537
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: because I see through what you're doing. Then what happens.

538
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: It's honestly, most people don't do that because it's more effort.

539
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: But would you like me more because I still like

540
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: you less? Yeah, I don't know what that would be. Well,

541
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: I feel like only a sociopath would use this these tactics,

542
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: so I would like you the same, because sociopath don't

543
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: like anything and they have no feelings one way or

544
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: the other. Next door, all right? Um Man goes to

545
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: test drive car, ends up naked, now faces charges. Police

546
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: say the forty two year old man went to a

547
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: business to get his vehicle Prey and test drive a

548
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: new one. Authorities say, darny interaction. He went to his

549
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: vehicle and came back inside the business completely naked. Yes,

550
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 1: why would you do that? Did you have a reason

551
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: he wanted to get into Dick appraised, I don't know, Uh,

552
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: I feel like whenever people are just getting randomly naked,

553
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: it's PCP. They've been spoken some kind of drug. A

554
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: lot of times people read it always say that when

555
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: they did coke they would want to strip off their

556
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: clothes too. Interest Also hypothermia. If you if you die

557
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 1: of um hypothermia, A lot of times people are found

558
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: in the snow with no clothes on, and a lot

559
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: of times people think, oh, this person was sexually assaulted

560
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: or something happened UM. But generally, if you're you get

561
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: uh when you get hypo I forget the word. There's

562
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: some word when when you become uh, when you start

563
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: freezing to death, your brain gets for some reason, thinks

564
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: it's overheated, and you strip off all your clothes. It's

565
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: the most ironic thing. But most of the time people

566
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: are found naked when they're die in the snow and

567
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: they're of cold, they get overheated right before they die.

568
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I just learned about that?

569
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: Actually like a trick. If if you have hyperthermia and

570
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: you're like freezing to death, what the warmest place to

571
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: put your hands to start warming up is your crotch.

572
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: I have my hands in my crotch right now. I do. Actually,

573
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: I do this all the time. I remember in fourth

574
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: grade Travis I forgot his last Travis Young was like,

575
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: what are you doing? And I was because I was

576
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: cold at this play We went to go see and

577
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: he was like, are you are you feeling yourself? And

578
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: I was so horrified. But I always used to do

579
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: this and put them inside my crotch. I was fisting myself.

580
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: But he he didn't know, one's for my warmth. It's

581
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 1: your Bible technique. Yeah, I um. When I was antorectic,

582
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: I used to get a hot tea. I was going

583
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: to school in Denver. I was freezing my ass off

584
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: all the time, and I would get a hot TEA.

585
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: Did I say this on the show? And I told

586
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: the story recently and I would. My legs were so skinny.

587
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: My thigh gap, I did. I just had bones, There

588
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: was no must there was no muscle. So my thigh gap,

589
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: I had a thigh. Even if I crossed my legs

590
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: like this, there would still be a huge gap there.

591
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: And so I would put the cup here and it

592
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: was like a paper cup too, and I would go,

593
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: this is a plastic one, so it can hold and

594
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: I would put it like this, and I would wrap

595
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: my legs around it and it would heat my entire

596
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: body and I would that's the only reason I got tea.

597
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: And I would just like hold it during class like

598
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: this because it was like a heater. It's a really

599
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: good way if you if you're hand rexic out, because

600
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: otherwise you can't fit a fucking cup through psychology class.

601
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,239
Speaker 1: God that, Oh my god, how did you figure it?

602
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: Is that your trial and error? Like how does that

603
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: even look? Like? You just naturally, I think as a human,

604
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: like go to the warmest spot and that's you know

605
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. The tea, Like you just did

606
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: it one day and you're like, oh, this will work.

607
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: Like it's always interesting when stuff like that happen. Well,

608
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: I always used to. I always get hot tea or

609
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: something to warm up and I just hold it. Yeah,

610
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: I think that was always a thing I did, like, oh,

611
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: it just makes sense, like a hot thing, and then

612
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: I would go to class and like holding a hot

613
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: coffee can make you feel better, Drinking a sip of

614
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: hot water can like heat your body. Cold water can

615
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: cool your body. And so I just think, I mean,

616
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: guys play with their own balls all the time. I

617
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 1: mean there'll be four guys if you're wearing if we're

618
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: wearing shorts, if you look over, like three of us

619
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: have our hands and our pants on our nuts. Yeah,

620
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: And I guess it is because it's warmer. Sometimes I'm

621
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: in bed and I like, it's my nose and I'm like,

622
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: it smells like pussy, and I'm like, oh, I was

623
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: like just playing with my vagina, not in a sexual way.

624
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: I was just like just like down there, like rooting around.

625
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: It's like al Bundy, remember, yeah, you come home, you

626
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: put your hands. I never got to watch that show.

627
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: My parents forbid really yeah, for some reason they were

628
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: like those people are disgusting. I think remind me a

629
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: lot of your parents. That's why. Yeah, I would maybe

630
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: turn into it, like a Kelly. Was it named Kelly Kelly? Though? Yeah,

631
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: maybe it was. What's her name? The blonde? Yes Applegate?

632
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,959
Speaker 1: I love Christina Applegate. Where is she now? I think

633
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: you got breast cancer? I think she's fine. Maybe, Yes,

634
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: I like that that's where we go to, like what's

635
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: your career up to? She got her tips cut off,

636
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 1: like it's like what she had this show? She had

637
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: a big show again. Yeah, she had that um the

638
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 1: one where they were actually actually it was very reminiscent

639
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 1: of the show I was writing with Diabolo, Cody and

640
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: Lizzie Cooperman. We like pitched the show with Bill Lawrence

641
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: and then we ended up not doing it because of

642
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: that show she did with what's her name from Freaks

643
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: and Geeks. Because they're they're like hit women, right, I

644
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: feel like, uh, yeah, I don't know. I never saw it,

645
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: but thinking talking about shows, you recommended that comic Zi

646
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 1: Zi and it's on HBO Max and it's a Swedish

647
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,720
Speaker 1: or finished Danish show or something like Danish. I believe

648
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: is it is it? Did they put in English words

649
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: in their mouths? Or is it is that they're actually

650
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: speaking English? I know that sounds crazy. It sounds crazy

651
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 1: because were you not were you on TikTok when you

652
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: were watching No, I was on freaking Did you see

653
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: their mouths move in the shape of the words that

654
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: they were speaking they were speaking English? You're kidding, no,

655
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: But I really did, like think like they just they

656
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: dubbed it and through a dub will be the mouths

657
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: will look different for sure. So yes, they were speaking

658
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: English at times during the show because it show, right,

659
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: but she speaks English to the pool guy because he's

660
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: from Finland and so they speak a different language and

661
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: so it's easier for them all to just speak English.

662
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 1: Sometimes they go in between. Wait, no, they speak the

663
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: show that I watched. The speak English the whole time,

664
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: the whole time. Yes, No, that's funny. Maybe because that's funny.

665
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: You get confused because sometimes they are speaking English and

666
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: most of the time they're speaking the one that I

667
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: get the funk out and you can watch pull it

668
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: up on your phone. No, we gotta go downstairs on

669
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: my TV nine floors. That that's weird. No, it's definitely,

670
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: but it's so good. You've been just doing the subtitles.

671
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: But then there's times where they speak English this whole time.

672
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: They speaking No, No, they don't in mind, I know,

673
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:32,439
Speaker 1: but they're not. It's overdubbed, so I'm not crazy. Then no,

674
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 1: you're not. But the English didn't match up, so sometimes

675
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: it dust match. But Dutch is a like, oh, it's

676
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: already said father, because it's fine. Well, how do you

677
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: know that? Then? What do you mean? How do you

678
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: know she says far? Because they say far? Oh, English

679
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 1: say no in English? In the show. In the overdub,

680
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: they don't father. Yeah. Anyways, the show is like one

681
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: of those shows where like, oh, like this is a

682
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,280
Speaker 1: way for like someone, Like I feel like shows nowadays,

683
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: it's not like about like rich other than succession and stuff. Like,

684
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: it's like a rich girl's plight, but she had so

685
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: much bad shit happened to her that she could get

686
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 1: away with playing a victim, you know what I mean.

687
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: Like it's hard to explain. Yeah, but like rich definitely

688
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 1: plays into it. But it's just because people can still

689
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: be rich and you can feel sorry for them. I know.

690
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 1: I just don't feel like those kind of shows really

691
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: come out anymore that I've seen. I don't know it's

692
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: really good. I don't want to any of it. I

693
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: hated don't read about it. You guys, just watch it

694
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: because everything I pulled up to read about it they

695
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: ruin it in the headline. So just go watch it.

696
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: I got turned onto it because Anya said she reminds

697
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: me of you the way she talks about killing herself.

698
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, Like the truth is

699
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: when I'm watching this show, so it's a girl that

700
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: suicide does look like me in a little bit. And

701
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: if you watch enough episodes, I start like acting like her,

702
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: just like, like the thing is when when you're not depressed,

703
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 1: you cannot relate to people who talk that way, like

704
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: I'm not depressed, even though I was watching it, No,

705
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,959
Speaker 1: I was watching it pre Sage News. But and even

706
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: in that show, she talks about like, I'm going back

707
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 1: in my life before I got the news. So she

708
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: becomes suicidal after something terrible and her life happens, and

709
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: that's the thing we don't want to ruin for you.

710
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:36,240
Speaker 1: But she um, I'm watching it and she's she's so depressed,

711
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 1: and she keeps saying these like you know her Fred

712
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: asked her to go horseback riding, and she's like, if

713
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 1: I go, is there a chance that the horse might

714
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: fall and I'd fall off and I'd snap my neck

715
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,919
Speaker 1: and die. And the girl goes, no, it's really safe,

716
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: and she was then I don't want to go, and

717
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: she like and um, and I've said it like that

718
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: before too, when I'm really depressed like you just but

719
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: when I was watching that, I was just like, girl,

720
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: don't kill you, Like what do you you start to

721
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: look for? Like I couldn't relate at all. It's just

722
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: kind of shows you even that though you've had that thing,

723
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: you're not in it, you can't relate. So if I

724
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: can't relate to that as someone who has experienced it,

725
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: people that haven't experienced those thoughts cannot fucking grasp it

726
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: at all. And um, it was just very interesting and

727
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 1: it made me feel good that I don't when Ann

728
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 1: said that she reminds me of me, and I was like,

729
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: how what the funk? This girl is so dark? And

730
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: I was like, no, actually, wait, she's right. I have

731
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: felt that way because she had a small part in

732
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: her high school play. Oh my god, this girl has

733
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: one scene in her high school play that is so funny.

734
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: That is only good for me and you. But I'll

735
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 1: take it. No, that was so good. Fuck taut Hbo Max,

736
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: and let us know if you'll really like it. Guys, Um,

737
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a break and come back with

738
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 1: why do I care? Why do I care? I don't

739
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: know anymore? Why do I care? The Golden Globes winners

740
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: were announced live from Twitter. It's so funny that the

741
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: Golden Globes used to be a thing and now they're

742
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: announced on Twitter. Twitter guys, like, no one cares anymore?

743
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 1: Was it because of COVID, Well, remember it was on zoom.

744
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: It's not even because of COVID. Don't claim it is.

745
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 1: Keep Oh my god, yeah, I keep reading the title.

746
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:34,240
Speaker 1: It's right in there. Oh. Live from Twitter and Press

747
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: released Blast despite a scandal regarding its lack of diversity.

748
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Remember when Jason's Nakis wore a hoodie, a

749
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: tied eye hoodie on his couch during it. I guess

750
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: that was They knew it was gonna be years ago

751
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: that I did something for E for the Golden Globes.

752
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 1: It was like this big, star studded events, millions of

753
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 1: dollars poured into this thing, and now it's just a

754
00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: Twitter announcement. So funny. I mean, I love it as

755
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: someone who wants to win a Golden Globe. And I've

756
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:06,720
Speaker 1: said this before, I that's something that is would maybe

757
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: happen to me. I love that it could happen over

758
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: Twitter instead of the stupid event that everyone dresses up

759
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: for and kisses each other's asses and actually gets a

760
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 1: big deal. The best thing about the Golden Globes was

761
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: that celebrities got drunk. It was a little bit looser

762
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: and Ricky Gervais posting it once you got rid of

763
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: him doing the monologue and just destroying everyone and everyone

764
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,720
Speaker 1: being like offended by it then or you know, Tina

765
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: fe and Amy Poehler, that was the best part of

766
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: the Golden Globes. There is something like about him being

767
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: so like roasty and stuff. If I had like a

768
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: speech where it was like climate change is happening and

769
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 1: black lives matter, like I would feel like like such

770
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: a like I couldn't do it and like talk with

771
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,399
Speaker 1: like a straight face knowing that like how fake all

772
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: of this is at the time of like, oh, here

773
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: I am talking about real issues and how we have

774
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: to come together and stuff. You know, I'm so confused

775
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: you went from Ricky Gervais to that. My point being

776
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 1: is like, like you know how like a lot of

777
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: these Oscar speeches are like over the top of like

778
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: I mean, it's Woody Harrelson's character in Curb. Yes he's

779
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 1: talking about like dairy and he's like, I don't want

780
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 1: to use creamer in my coffee. So something along those

781
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: lines of Joaquin Phoenix does vegan rants. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

782
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: I love him. He's a vegan king. Yeah yeah, he's

783
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: a vegan king and then you have someone like Ricky Gervais,

784
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: where a rose will just it cuts through all the lies. Yes,

785
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 1: so then like the idea of like going up after

786
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: that would give me so much panic to follow something

787
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: like that and thank you. Yeah, you wouldn't have to

788
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: be your comedian, so you would be able to be

789
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: kind of funny. But like my favorite thing was Julia

790
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: Louis Dreyfus that the I think it was the Emmy's

791
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: when Tony Hale, who played who played her like little

792
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: you know Bagman, comes up and stands behind her during

793
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: her speech, and I watched it the other night. I

794
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 1: watched it all the time because it's so funny if

795
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: you love Veep. And so she wins the award for

796
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,439
Speaker 1: Best Actress in a Comedy and she waits for Tony Hale,

797
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 1: who was in the audience, to come up and he

798
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: plays his character on the show behind her. He's holding

799
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: her purse and he's whispering in her ear to remind

800
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 1: her of people to thank, and she starts thanking everyone

801
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: from the show and she doesn't thank Tony Hale, which

802
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: is just so cool, classic of how it was just

803
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: such a good It was such a good moment um,

804
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: so the winners were announced. Who the funk cares? I mean, honestly,

805
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: what is there anyone that Best Comedy? Best Comedy? Uh,

806
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 1: Andrew Garfield and tick tick Boom? No? Best Actor in Emotion, Musical,

807
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 1: Musical or Comedy? Right? Okay, Ted Lasso want Jason today?

808
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: Gas one? Okay? Uh? Succession? Okay? What show one for

809
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: best Comedy? Acts one? Hacks? Oh good? Did what's her name? When?

810
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: For acts? Um? Either Jean Smart or the young girl

811
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 1: Hannah Einbeiner. I'm looking she did? No? I think, yeah,

812
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,280
Speaker 1: I think Jean Smart one like a bunch of awards.

813
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: Hold on, what about Best Movie? I haven't seen any movies.

814
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: I saw Ghostbusters, that's it. And then I saw Up

815
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: in the Air. Have you you saw up there? The

816
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:31,439
Speaker 1: Power of the Dog one? Best Drama? Okay, I've heard

817
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 1: that that's great West Side Story apparently. I want to

818
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: see that so bad. I want to be in America

819
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: when you're regett, your regett all the way from your

820
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: first cigarette to your last night. I mean, I could

821
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 1: do this all day. I know that musical. I auditioned

822
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: for it and didn't get in the whole damn thing

823
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: because I loved King Richard actually was really good with

824
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: Will Smith. Um, did you we talked? Have we talked

825
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: about Don't Look Up? No? Oh, that's the one with

826
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: the Serena Serena's sisters sisters sucking four venus Um? That

827
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: movie should be called four venus four veenus Um. You know.

828
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: I didn't see King Richard, so it's good. I really

829
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. Good okay, and I didn't think it was

830
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 1: gonna be that great, but it was great. Don't Look Up?

831
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: It's great, it is. I loved it. No, what did

832
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 1: you see Don't Look Up? No? I feel like I

833
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 1: don't know any of the movies that were on the nomination.

834
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 1: Love Don't Look Up is so great. It's what is

835
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: it about? You know? Jennifer Lawrence and Leonard DiCaprio and

836
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 1: have a guy like talking about it. And it made

837
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: me like question like my own like thoughts and and

838
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, maybe he's right meends on who you

839
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 1: see it with or what what kind of exposure you

840
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: get to criticism. It's not even that good. A satire

841
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: into writing is subpar. And I'm just like, I loved it.

842
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed it. I thought it was fun. It's

843
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: just fun. Yeah, it's fun. It's silly. It knows it's

844
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: not like the smartest it But the thing is it's

845
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: talking about everything that's right, and it's it's it's idiocracy

846
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: meets um Armageddon. Yes, you know, it's like what if

847
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: armageddon happened during idiocracy, but actually we're living in idiocracy

848
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: and it's like it's kind of shows what we're living

849
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: in right now with like it's it's a common on

850
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: Trump is um. It's a common on and on everything culture.

851
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: It's a common on COVID, it's common. It's coming on

852
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,800
Speaker 1: climate change. Like it's so and it's funny and it's fun.

853
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 1: It's great acting. And Jonah Hill is hilarious. He does

854
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 1: this poignant speech. Um. So there's like a comment edit

855
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: towards Earth It's gonna destroy Earth spoiler and Jonah is

856
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: you know they're they're launching some attack on the comment

857
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: and they're just like, you know, saying prayers beforehand. He

858
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: is Jonah is just like this, you know, kind of

859
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: like what's his name Trump, one of the Trump he's

860
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: like one of the Trump juniors. That's just an idiot

861
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: and his his mom is president and he does the

862
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 1: sincere prayer to just like I just want to like

863
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 1: say a prayer for stuff, like for all the things

864
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: we own and like the products, and like the clothes

865
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: and the furniture, Like we're gonna lose all of that too,

866
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: and I just want to say, like I just I'm

867
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: thinking about all our stuff. And it was just that

868
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: was my favorite part because I think about stuff all

869
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: the time, you know, like every time I buy something,

870
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is going to outlive me and just

871
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: be here after me. Yeah, I'm gonna have to give

872
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 1: it the good will if I live longer. You. Oh

873
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 1: my god. All right, well, I guess we're done with

874
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: the news. Do you want to play Top one Bottom one?

875
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: It's time for Top one, Bottom one, our Monday segment.

876
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: Today's Top one Bottom one is going to be apps,

877
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: not appetizers, but not social media apps, right, not social

878
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: media apps. Apps on your phone that are not social

879
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 1: media so that discounts TikTok At, discounts, Instagram, discounts YouTube

880
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: even because listen, we would all pick one of those

881
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:09,919
Speaker 1: as our faith. So, um, we'll start with bottom because

882
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 1: we always do. Um, Andrew, do you want to lead

883
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: us in a prayer I do. Dear you guys, let's

884
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: say apps that you use, because like, let's apps on

885
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: your phone that you have used in the past month.

886
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's some apps that are like sneaky apps.

887
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? Like you don't even think of

888
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 1: them as apps, Like like the Apple podcast app, like

889
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: how good it is and you don't even crap by

890
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 1: the way it on the Apple Podcast app is notoriously

891
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:48,280
Speaker 1: terrible and they forced you to like rate it sometimes,

892
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: so it has decent rating. But there's I mean, I'm

893
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 1: on the podcast subreddit and people talking trash about the

894
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 1: Apple podcast app constantly, and I use it because I

895
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: just haven't downloaded another one. Spotify. You can pretty much

896
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: to do everything that you do on Apple, but I

897
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: don't want to combine my music in my podcast. I

898
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: don't want to keep them separated, all right, But even Spotify,

899
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 1: you don't really think of an app. But it is

900
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: an app, No, of course. I think if it has

901
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: an app, it's a little square on my phone that

902
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: I got to click on. Dude, Like, yeah, it's an app. Okay, alright, alright, okay,

903
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: So what's my what's my what bottom one leap Okay,

904
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: my least favorite app is Oh, let me see, I'm

905
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: looking through these. You have to use it. My least

906
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 1: favorite app that I use a lot. And maybe it's

907
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 1: just like the way it runs the way it's like

908
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: it's just organized certain things about it that bug you.

909
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: M hm oh, spirits Spirit Airlines pretty much. But yeah,

910
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: just Spirit just a whole, my whole. I haven't even

911
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 1: gotten into it, the whole like up charge bullshit. If

912
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: you bio Spirit ticket, add two to it at least. Yeah, dude,

913
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 1: just to have fucking running water on the plane. It

914
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 1: was insanity. And their fucking app doesn't work as well,

915
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: and like you can't get your seat. It's just a

916
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: fucking ship show. And then you get there that it's

917
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: a whole another thing of getting there and they let

918
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: you tag your bag, but then you have to wait

919
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: in line. There was a line in four larger airport

920
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: that was I'm not kidding, like people, we had to wait.

921
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:37,240
Speaker 1: God we got there to two hours beforehand. Yeah anyways,

922
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: but yes, you barely made it with two hours before Yeah,

923
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 1: no way, I swear, Oh my god. So just Spirit Airlines.

924
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 1: Go fund yourself general yea, And your app is not terrible,

925
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: but just you suck all right, Noah, do you have

926
00:50:51,840 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: an at least favorite app? Um, at least favor It

927
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: happens hard because it's like you don't use it if

928
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: it's least favorite, right, But we had to use it

929
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: in like the last month or so in the last month,

930
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: So I think under that condition, I'll choose the Ikea app. Oh. Interesting,

931
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,359
Speaker 1: I don't even know that. I mean, I've assume there's one,

932
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: but why So at first I thought it was gonna

933
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: be a great thing because I can see what's in

934
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: the in the ikea that's like two hours away from me,

935
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: so I wouldn't have to like drive there. But it's

936
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: just like very hard to navigate. Um, I can't find

937
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 1: like how like on the website they have all the

938
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: products and you could just look for the thing that

939
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: you need or like the room that you need, just

940
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: kind of have to like search and it's all just

941
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: weird names. Um. And then it is weird names, So

942
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 1: you like, how are you supposed to search for things?

943
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: You have to just like you have to know what

944
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 1: you want. You can't just like brows. Really you have

945
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: to have like a perfect a non browser. Yeah, I

946
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 1: need to brow. It was like I need to like,

947
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: you know, swipe up and look at things and see

948
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 1: see pictures, design of pictures. Um. So I just I

949
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: feel kind of like, why did I download this? Because

950
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: last time I was there, one of the like the

951
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: salespeople said, oh, you should download that app and you

952
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,240
Speaker 1: could see what we have in stock, and I feel

953
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: like I fell for for it. Yeah, some of these

954
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: apps just run so terribly, and I don't, you know,

955
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: I obviously don't understand any of this stuff, and I'm

956
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: grateful that we even have them at all. And I

957
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: could not under even begin to understand how difficult these

958
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: things are to manage and run and make so smooth.

959
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 1: But there are some apps that get it right, and

960
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 1: then there's some that are just just a bitch to use.

961
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: The Starbucks app is my least favorite because of its efficiency.

962
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 1: Every time I open it. First of all, it takes

963
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: about forty five seconds to load, so I just have

964
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: the loading screen on and I have to wait. Then, Um,

965
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: I would say, once a week, signs me out, and

966
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 1: then I have to sign back in, and then there's

967
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 1: an era for the there's always an error when I

968
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: first signed back in, and then I just signed it

969
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 1: again and then there's not an error, but it's just

970
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: you gotta start over. It's just so slow there, it's

971
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: like you're it's I wonder if it's because it's probably

972
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: one of the most used apps out there. Well, Instagram

973
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: is not slow, you know what I mean, Like every

974
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: single thing you do takes forever. You know, there's other

975
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: apps where I can buy things, and I purchased things

976
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: and is it running it Sometimes the story it's so

977
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,839
Speaker 1: hard because my Storebucks that makes me wake thirty more

978
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: second than I went to for my coffee that I'm

979
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: already you know, bipathing line for. But also the store

980
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: won't let you order ahead of time sometimes, but I

981
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,839
Speaker 1: don't know if that has anything to do with the app. Well,

982
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: sometimes they just shut down their app, which they should

983
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: because they're dealing with mobile orders, are doing with in

984
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: store orders and um and I do appreciate that they

985
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: let you know if you order something and it's out

986
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,359
Speaker 1: at the store, and it's I mean, overall, it's a

987
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: good app. It's just slow. Let's get to our favorite apps. Alright,

988
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,839
Speaker 1: This one's uh not really gonna interested either wanting you.

989
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:09,280
Speaker 1: But there's an app called eighteen birdies and what Harry

990
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: saw you yawning before I know. It's like my brain

991
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: knew what was happening. You knew golf was coming. So

992
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: what's amazing about it is if you're on any course

993
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: in the world. Well, I don't know about the world,

994
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: but this country at least maybe not freaking you know,

995
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 1: Rwanda or something, but like on this country, great, great

996
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: random pick of a country that was on the show

997
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: that you watched last night. No, they don't have to

998
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 1: know that spoiler, keep going or or Denmark. Eighteen birdies.

999
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: You pull it up any course, you could just go, oh,

1000
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: you plug in the course and then when you play

1001
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: for free for free, now you could get it up

1002
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 1: charge where I'll give you even more detail, but it

1003
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: will follow you in your car and tell you exactly

1004
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: how many yards you are away from the pin. So

1005
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 1: there's these things called pin finders where you know you

1006
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 1: are arrange finders where you have to look through the thing,

1007
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: but this will give you your yard. So eighteen birdies

1008
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: for free. Just don't accept and like they try to

1009
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 1: up charge you, you just keep exiting and then you'll

1010
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: get the free and then you could literally no one's

1011
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 1: going to get this, they already have it if they do,

1012
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: I mean, how long did it take you to get

1013
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: a golf app? Like, once you liked golf, didn't you

1014
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: like obviously download eighteen? No? No, I never heard of

1015
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: it until I was playing with a guy and he

1016
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: randomly I go, how many yards is this? He's like,

1017
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 1: have you heard eighteen birdies? Okay, so maybe people don't know.

1018
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: But the way that you were so like, how do

1019
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: you figure out putting the the hot tea between your legs?

1020
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: It's like, because it's just the thing that you would

1021
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 1: do to stay warm, you would die so soon? And

1022
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 1: what an apocalypse? Like just like when you Amelia and

1023
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: I could not stop laughing the night you told us

1024
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 1: about almost dying in the car. Oh my god left,

1025
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 1: I left myself. I don't know how I didn't die

1026
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: that day that was so hot. Like I took a

1027
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: bunch of paint color. I was actually doing paint colors

1028
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 1: with a friend of Ivanka Trump, and he, yeah, it's

1029
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 1: pretty cool, and I snorted. I think oxycon and I

1030
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 1: don't know if it's toxicon or not. And then I

1031
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 1: woke up in my car outside of police station where

1032
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 1: it's like probably honestly a hundred and forty degrees in there,

1033
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 1: and uh, your boy was sweaty and dehydrated, and my

1034
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 1: windows were tinted, and I hear someone rummaging around my

1035
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,840
Speaker 1: car and I rolled my window down. It's a cop,

1036
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,799
Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, officer, but he literally know what?

1037
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: He would have died in his car of right if

1038
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 1: that cop didn't come near my car. Yeah, I'd probably

1039
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 1: have died from heat, like a baby or a dog.

1040
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 1: And uh, yeah that's how people. But he has the

1041
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 1: ability to get out. You know what I'm saying that

1042
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 1: he's a functioning human. I mean, you weren't at that point.

1043
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I turned myself into a fucking schnauzer. No.

1044
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: What's your favorite app? Okay? Um? My favorite app I

1045
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: found out about several years ago, that's about like four

1046
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:37,959
Speaker 1: or five years ago, called what is several? Someone else

1047
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 1: just type in a number and that says to two

1048
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 1: people have lived in that they get it. A couple

1049
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: of people have gotten it wasn't several, It wasn't an

1050
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: insane amount. Um, So I think I really love an

1051
00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: app called b J J h Q. Yeah you and

1052
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 1: basically what it is jobs just haven't quit, no doubt.

1053
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: Wait what is what is b j J So basically yes,

1054
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: So they have these rolling deals on UM jiu jitsu here,

1055
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: which is generally very expensive, and these deals are like

1056
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 1: sometimes half the price. Sometimes I guess like a little

1057
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: bit more UM and you can get like rash guards.

1058
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 1: This is the birdies for UM I'm I'm about to

1059
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: get from. Yeah, Nikki is like scratching her head so

1060
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: I can tell she's getting How did you find out

1061
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 1: about b j j HQ, Like, didn't you like when

1062
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 1: you're into something, don't you surge an app for like

1063
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 1: if you have this thing, if they have this? This

1064
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: I found through word of mouth when I was trying

1065
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 1: to like get more gys and stuff like that. I

1066
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 1: only had one and how many do you have? No?

1067
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 1: I only have like three that I use, but I

1068
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 1: want to get more, so I keep checking this app

1069
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:08,919
Speaker 1: to find like the right one. So that's an app

1070
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: that I'm usually on it and I think it's great.

1071
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 1: Do you get alerts from it? Um? Do you get

1072
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 1: push notifications j j h Q like people are on

1073
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: Zillo like looking for home like stocks. He was like,

1074
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: oh is it all? What other jiu jitsu equipment is there,

1075
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 1: like jiu jitsu is life shirts and like or rash guards,

1076
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: spats which are the like leggings, shorts, grappling shorts and like.

1077
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 1: Some of the comments on this are so like stupid,

1078
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: you know, because people can comment on the deal or

1079
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: whatever that's so dumb. It is good deal. Yeah, like

1080
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 1: like what like here here's a stupid comment. With her

1081
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 1: legs wrapped or around me, I could create some splatter

1082
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 1: on these shorts. You know. It was like the model

1083
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 1: right exactly. Ju jitsu like wasn't like sexual, and like

1084
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: the people in it really respected that it wasn't sexual. Right,

1085
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: But I guess there's a couple of comments are are

1086
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: usually immature, So yeah, you're right, you're right. Um, okay,

1087
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: so b J J h Q, get to it. I

1088
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 1: will say left. Mine is the white noise app. Um,

1089
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: it's you know, airplane travel, white noise. It's that's what

1090
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm listening to constantly. I have logged how many hours

1091
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: of this sound? It is so insane. It shows you

1092
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 1: sometimes what how many hours you've spent on Oh yeah,

1093
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 1: get how many? I don't know. I don't know how

1094
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 1: long I've had this app. You've probably been on it

1095
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 1: six thousand hours. How many days do you think I've

1096
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 1: I've spent on this app like with white noise blaring,

1097
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 1: and I've used it, you know, day three, seventeen days,

1098
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 1: fourteen hours and nineteen minutes. That actually makes sense because

1099
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 1: you use it every night, you sleep every single night.

1100
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 1: But that just it just shows you out. I don't

1101
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 1: know why you like that. Baby is like that noise too,

1102
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: because it just drowns out any sound and it once

1103
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 1: you start falling asleep to it, it it tells you

1104
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: time for bed, Like you hear that noise and you're

1105
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: just like, this is the sound that plays when I'm sleeping,

1106
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 1: and so when I get a call, so it'll be

1107
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: going make this. And I have my phone on silent

1108
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 1: so my phone doesn't ring, but if I get a

1109
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: call suddenly it just goes silent and it wakes me

1110
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 1: up too. I wake up to silence because it's but

1111
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 1: it's sep in silence. It becomes silence because it's it's

1112
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 1: white noise. Like there's also you can do cars driving.

1113
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 1: I want to like that rain I like you can

1114
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 1: do a rainforest, city, streets, a crowded room. Why would

1115
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 1: you ever want that although I will say I used

1116
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:16,840
Speaker 1: to get very baby stabbing. Um sounds exactly like a

1117
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: baby just hanging out. Final thought, I used to really

1118
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: love the sound of my parents having a party when

1119
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 1: I would go to bed, because in like socializing, because

1120
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 1: it would mean people were awake and that I could

1121
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 1: go to sleep and someone was going to be there

1122
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 1: to like fight off intruders and like that. It wasn't

1123
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,880
Speaker 1: there was there was defenses up even like this sounded

1124
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 1: jay Leno. And then in the next room like doing

1125
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 1: the monologue like that sound of like then that would

1126
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 1: be I would love a distant jay Leno. I think

1127
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 1: it does sound like jay Leno a Tibetan singing bowl.

1128
01:02:56,760 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 1: Do you like that? Okay, let's do Um? What about

1129
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 1: train ride? You want to no? I think in New York?

1130
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 1: So um? What about Okay, here's white noise the one

1131
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 1: I uses airplane noise. By the way, this is white noise.

1132
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 1: I hate that. The other night I was listening to YouTube,

1133
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 1: was there's a YouTube of what people here when they

1134
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: have tinadus. You know, some people say tenightus but t

1135
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 1: um and it sounds like one of them was white noise.

1136
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, I couldn't really dig that, but

1137
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 1: this one was. That's white noise terrible. Do you have

1138
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: rain like? This is orange brown noise? Getting tortured? Brown

1139
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: noise is pretty dope. I don't mind it. This is

1140
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:50,840
Speaker 1: purple noise. Oh, pink noise. This is blue noise. Sorry,

1141
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna okay. Here's rain on a lake. Ah, too

1142
01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:05,240
Speaker 1: much rain? Okay? Here rain on a metal roof? No people,

1143
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 1: good drops? Okay. Here's rain on a tent. Why that's nice?

1144
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 1: I like that too much rain, but it reminds me

1145
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:18,320
Speaker 1: that I have to go hiking. What about a babbling brook?

1146
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 1: This is a girl named Brooke who is comatose. Wait,

1147
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 1: I can't hear you now. That sounds like a fucking

1148
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 1: giant pisson. Here's a gentle waterfall. That's not gentle enough.

1149
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 1: That's kind of like airplane. Nothing's gentle here? Oh singing birds?

1150
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: Now all of these apps are too What about an

1151
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 1: evening lake? I could do that, but I'm definitely pissing

1152
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 1: the bad What about a bathroom fan? You're used to

1153
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 1: that sound? I hate that sound. It's one of my

1154
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,440
Speaker 1: least favorite in the world. I am used to because

1155
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:03,720
Speaker 1: I did. What about a box fan? Who that is soothing? Is? Fuck?

1156
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:08,080
Speaker 1: It sounds like why might switch to an army airplane? Okay,

1157
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 1: what about gray noise? That doesn't kill me? Really? Okay,

1158
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 1: you're a amazon jungle. Can I get a jungle that

1159
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 1: isn't having a party. I'd like a coffee shop jungle.

1160
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 1: Beach waves crashing? I need something consistent. I don't like

1161
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:40,520
Speaker 1: the inconsistency of waves. What about a camp fire? Oh

1162
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: my god, it feels like my house is on fire.

1163
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:51,120
Speaker 1: That would be disturbing the drink. Ocean waves crashing, It's

1164
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 1: not terrible. Florida boy coming home. But again, all of

1165
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:59,520
Speaker 1: these apps? Do you need something? If you could blowing wind?

1166
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: I see you going about thunderstorm. I would like it

1167
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: without the thunder me too. I like that. Oh wait,

1168
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 1: here we go rain on a car roof. No, that

1169
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:28,000
Speaker 1: just makes me think I'm homeless. That's the tent one. Okay,

1170
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:36,720
Speaker 1: rainstorm again, the thunder It bothers me too. Light rain

1171
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 1: pouring here we go? Why they're birds or there birds? Oh?

1172
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:50,680
Speaker 1: Heavy rain pouring and it's a golf course. Mm hmm,

1173
01:06:51,280 --> 01:07:01,560
Speaker 1: it's fine. Extreme rain pouring. This rain is skateboards. Yeah.

1174
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 1: An English bulldog that sucks wait, well, oh yeah, because

1175
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,360
Speaker 1: dogs like skateboards. They hate skateboards. Well, some really like them,

1176
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 1: and they they skate, but then some of them, because

1177
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 1: they hate them so much, they write them. I feel

1178
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:21,080
Speaker 1: like that's my theory to conquer their fear. It's exposed. Okay,

1179
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 1: boats swing and water is one of the creepiest ones.

1180
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:31,439
Speaker 1: I might like this one. No, it sounds like, yeah, yeah,

1181
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:37,200
Speaker 1: it's not good. Okay, water dripping, Who the fuck would

1182
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:42,680
Speaker 1: like this? This is a guantanamo. That's like torture running

1183
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:48,400
Speaker 1: shower dude, whoever did this? As deaf? It's like has

1184
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:52,560
Speaker 1: bad hearing water sprinkler. No, it just sounds like I'm

1185
01:07:52,560 --> 01:08:01,600
Speaker 1: getting shot in Vietnam. I got oh, is that a cat?

1186
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 1: A cat? Pa? Let me do? Do you like that?

1187
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:13,120
Speaker 1: He doesn't care for it. Crickets chirping sounds like your

1188
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:18,880
Speaker 1: comedy show. Okay, what about frogs at night? That's kind

1189
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:24,040
Speaker 1: of peaceful. It sounds like they're fucking air conditioner. This

1190
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 1: is dope that makes me feel colder. It makes me

1191
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:31,200
Speaker 1: feel like I'm on a plane in the windows open. Okay,

1192
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:39,000
Speaker 1: tell me tell me what this one is. The guys

1193
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 1: slapping his nuts against a tin cam. No, what any

1194
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 1: guesses like a grandfather's cock. Yes, okay, I guess what

1195
01:08:52,520 --> 01:09:04,960
Speaker 1: this one? Okay? What about this one? Andrew? This recognized

1196
01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:17,160
Speaker 1: this sound my mom's breathing machine. I know what, Eric,

1197
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,680
Speaker 1: that's a that's a dryer. Yeah, why would they put

1198
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 1: something in it with a button? I don't know. That's

1199
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:26,000
Speaker 1: terrible telling you ever designed this was like, it doesn't

1200
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,640
Speaker 1: make it doesn't make sense. Oh, this one's no What

1201
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:36,760
Speaker 1: is this one? Or hair dryer? Yep? Boom? Okay, what

1202
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:39,320
Speaker 1: about this one? Andrew? You might know this one too,

1203
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:50,400
Speaker 1: once a week toothbrush, no dishwasher, rensing Um, Andrew, you

1204
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 1: you don't know, you've never known this one. That's a vacuum.

1205
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:02,719
Speaker 1: And now we're back to my old favorite soothing Dulcet

1206
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:09,040
Speaker 1: tones airplane tram m. I. After you go through all

1207
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:12,519
Speaker 1: those fucking hideous ones, that one sounds decent, dude, White noise.

1208
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:15,920
Speaker 1: It's called the app called night Airplane Noise, Airplane noise

1209
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,599
Speaker 1: on the white Noise. But I gotta tell you only

1210
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:20,439
Speaker 1: two of those were good out of fucking fifties. Listen,

1211
01:10:20,479 --> 01:10:23,000
Speaker 1: they're trying well. Even one is good enough. I spent

1212
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:26,040
Speaker 1: three d seventeen days on that fucking app Well, what

1213
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:27,599
Speaker 1: are you looking at your nails for? What's going on?

1214
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 1: I grew him out? Oh nice, it's hardly grown. No,

1215
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:35,800
Speaker 1: they're good. Come here, remind me of aout. Oh yeah,

1216
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:39,200
Speaker 1: I can see the whites. It's way better. Yeah, what

1217
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:44,680
Speaker 1: do you got common her? There? White? We gotta go.

1218
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:51,839
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. I can't do it. Brenda did it.

1219
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:55,439
Speaker 1: It makes me. It scares me. I don't know. It's

1220
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:58,160
Speaker 1: my new phobia. No, it scares you. I don't. I

1221
01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,640
Speaker 1: can't handle. It's like a chalk It's Oh, it's like

1222
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:03,320
Speaker 1: the sound bugs, which doesn't scary. I don't know. It

1223
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,880
Speaker 1: hurts to if they get the corner there, but bite

1224
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,479
Speaker 1: them and you butt them till they bled. That doesn't

1225
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:12,800
Speaker 1: hurt that, I mean that that should hurt. That should

1226
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,880
Speaker 1: be an app filing does not hurt. Have you ever

1227
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:22,320
Speaker 1: heard this? Yes? I have. We should do an app

1228
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 1: of just sounds from the show. Sound of the toilet flush.

1229
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,439
Speaker 1: Don't do this to the people. We gotta go. We'll

1230
01:11:32,479 --> 01:11:34,760
Speaker 1: be back tomorrow. Thank you guys so much for Bob

1231
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:37,599
Speaker 1: Saget messages. I love you so much. Thank you for

1232
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,080
Speaker 1: listening to the show. We'll be here tomorrow and all

1233
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:43,080
Speaker 1: week long, um here in St. Louis on the podcast

1234
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:47,519
Speaker 1: Don't Be Cut and Jack. Someone told me to do

1235
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:50,840
Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, well I was gonna do a different one.