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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off InStyle.

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Speaker 3: You wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all about it?

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Speaker 1: We scared?

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Speaker 2: Or was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 5: Porn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: My name is Chris Faermany.

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Speaker 1: My name is Kara Calgareff.

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Speaker 2: Calgareff.

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Speaker 1: It's the new way I'm pronouncing.

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Speaker 2: It, Karen Calgareff.

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Speaker 1: That's I'm in high school now, so I have to

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Speaker 1: be cool.

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Speaker 2: You constantly have to reidentify yourself. Yeah, mine is misusing words.

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Speaker 2: Yours is mispronouncing your.

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Speaker 1: Name, mispronouncing my own name. Girl.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people mess up your name, they do.

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Speaker 2: I've heard kill gif. I mean, come on, are you

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Speaker 2: do you live in a castle?

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Speaker 1: Seriously?

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Speaker 2: We are about to pick up Jackie Kashin, who.

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Speaker 1: Is terrific, one of our favorites.

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Speaker 2: And a podcast legend.

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Speaker 1: If you will yes. The Dork for Us is her podcast,

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Speaker 1: which is I've been on it several times. I still

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Speaker 1: don't understand like what my part on it was.

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Speaker 2: It was probably guest.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but I mean on it you talk about the

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Speaker 1: thing that you york out about, and I didn't really

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Speaker 1: I don't know her.

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Speaker 2: You just love her work.

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Speaker 1: I love her as a as a best friend.

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Speaker 2: If you took a poll from a just a cross

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Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I think I would question them as human beings.

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Speaker 2: What's not to like?

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Speaker 1: I think that's a sociopath test. Yeh, do you like

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: I don't really care about her?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well only yourself?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just you, and you're going to murder me, is

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Speaker 2: That's what you're saying. I'm read between the lines.

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Speaker 1: This is my new stutter to show that I'm.

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Speaker 2: A Oh yeah, she I love her work.

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Speaker 1: She's the greatest. I was gonna mention, even though it's

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Speaker 1: But it's fucking boiling here in Bourbon, California. We're going

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Speaker 1: making a low moaning sound because it's that hot. That

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Speaker 2: Past adorable boy that I want to kidnap only because

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Speaker 2: I want to raise him, Raise him, not no funny business,

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Speaker 2: I just hold this little shoe. I hope the shoes.

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Speaker 1: Imagine you work retail and it's like you've been on

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Speaker 2: I was making Valentine's Day Valentines, the best time to

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Speaker 1: year because that's when you start. Actually, those Valentine's could

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Speaker 1: mean something. Was there anyone that year that you were like,

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Speaker 2: Oh she had such tiny shoes. Later, I uh fulfilled

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I wasn't even in band anymore. I was

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Speaker 1: That child is is my uncle John's hero. I mean

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Speaker 2: I remember we were juniors in high school and I

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Speaker 1: Yes, I don't have a credit card because I'm a sophomore.

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Speaker 2: I've never had sex and probably won't for another decade.

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Speaker 2: But I these cards.

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Speaker 1: Will guarantee that how many can I get to save sex?

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Speaker 1: What kind of goofy father dominated that kid's life?

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Speaker 2: Maybe I actually I do remember that his dad was

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Speaker 2: the band leader.

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Speaker 1: Oh you buried the lead?

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Speaker 2: Whatever, go ahead, getting out the way. We're still moving. Well,

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Speaker 2: we lost Karen. Do not fold your voice, so it

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Speaker 2: sounded like you jumped out of the car. We're in

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Speaker 1: Oh, and this air conditioning is better than.

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Speaker 2: Ever it is. I'm so glad I paid that five

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Speaker 1: The best five hundred dollars for me you've ever spent.

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Speaker 2: We're at the Bob Hope Airport, Jackie.

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna have to get over one lane. But

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Speaker 1: all these Jack and Apes are gonna be doing a

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Speaker 5: Okay two or b.

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Speaker 2: This is a woman goes to the same school of

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Speaker 2: directing traffic by pointing at your own face. She said,

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Speaker 2: she is. Oh, I wish we were picking up that's

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Speaker 2: a hot number. All right. Oh I'm gonna go right

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Speaker 2: in front of her. Actually I'm doing it.

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Speaker 2: Look at her.

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Speaker 1: She's ready to go.

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Speaker 2: That there's room. I'll be embarrassed if there isn't room

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Speaker 1: Is your pottery wheel back? There?

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Speaker 2: Is it bad? It might be bad, Jackie.

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Speaker 1: She's making it work like any good Casian would.

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Speaker 2: Uh oops, hi, hi guys, Hi Jackula. What's the room

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Speaker 5: There was plenty of the trunk. Very exciting, right, this

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Speaker 1: Nice work. Where are you coming from?

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Speaker 5: I am coming from a whirlwind tour all over the world.

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Speaker 6: Where was I I was in Billings, Montana. I've foun

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Speaker 1: Did you save a bundle of money doing it that way?

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Speaker 5: I did?

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Speaker 5: I went to weird places too that didn't.

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Speaker 6: Have direct flights like where else Billings? And then we

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Speaker 1: Over there follow this car.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Oh, that's quite all right. I don't come to

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Speaker 5: You usually do, lax. Is that what a bearing? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'm not elitist. That's just where I

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Speaker 5: Let me tell you something, if you were elitist, you'd

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Speaker 2: It seems like a private country club, except with airplanes

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Speaker 5: Exactly, it's very beautiful. They have rules you can't take

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Speaker 5: off after ten pm. Oh really, Yeah, because of the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: That's nice.

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Speaker 5: It ruins the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Because I live in this neighborhoods. I appreciate that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. That's why they thought of you.

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Speaker 6: They said, oh, she's gonna want to I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: None of my dinner parties have ever been ruined by this.

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Speaker 5: Uh do you ever use a charger anyway?

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Speaker 6: And you set the table? I've always wondered about those

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Speaker 6: anyway for the candles? No, you know, I like, there's

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Speaker 6: a there's a big plate that goes underneath the eating plate.

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Speaker 6: That's what I like to call it, an eating plate.

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Speaker 6: And then on top of the eating plate is a

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Speaker 6: salad plate.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, right there next to you're munching for it,

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Speaker 6: To the pokey thing you're stick in your face and

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Speaker 6: the food prom.

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Speaker 5: The food prom.

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Speaker 6: With the sharp the meat stick, I know, the meat cutter.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, Odelling's Portland organ.

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Speaker 1: And then yeah, the charger is the decorative plate under

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Speaker 2: You can you can play games on child safety.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I love ways. It encourages you to drive

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Speaker 5: The ways and Means committee is what I always fell like.

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Speaker 1: Oh, one of the guys. I got to open for

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Speaker 1: He absolutely hates my mother.

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Speaker 2: Agent, and then we did you tell me to turn?

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Speaker 5: People, right, Yes, And so he could tell him that, well,

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Speaker 5: I heard him do a thing about gun control, or

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Speaker 5: And it made me laugh so hard.

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Speaker 1: He just wants to discuss it.

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Speaker 1: Talk about how we're going to get you cold and dead.

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Speaker 5: He just wants to figure out the goofy joke that

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Speaker 6: Tell about it because he's a very his stand up

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Speaker 6: as if you don't know Brian Reagan, it is very smart,

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Speaker 6: but it is very silly.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, right, and so it is. It is the best

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Speaker 1: That's the original leaving the plane and the steward is

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Speaker 2: the version I heard Karen, I could have to have

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Speaker 2: a nice flight, Yeah, you too. You don't fly some day.

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Speaker 6: New stuff, right, and then he'll come back out for

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Speaker 5: We'll do requests.

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Speaker 6: So well, I get scared when they feel like they're

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Speaker 5: No, it means that you don't care about other people.

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Speaker 2: You know, I freak out and line at the bank

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 6: I have this to say about the lines. That was uh,

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Speaker 6: Dork forest and he is obsessed with lines, how people

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Speaker 6: I said, you have six you have three six minute

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Speaker 5: I think, yeah, you got it. You can let me

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he talked about standing in lines and it was

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Speaker 5: It was going to be a beautiful episode.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait.

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Speaker 2: It has not yet dropped.

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Speaker 5: No, it has not. I have a one more episode

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Speaker 2: I speak about podcasts like their hip hop albums.

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Speaker 5: Uh, it's great fun of dropping. And then I was like,

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 5: I don't think there's another word for that.

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Speaker 5: What I mean, why ever hip hop line that you

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Speaker 5: That's my favorite question I've ever asked. You need to

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Speaker 1: I guess mine saying.

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Speaker 2: That I'm sorry, let me ghetto boys out of out

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Speaker 5: It is pretty great.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't her idea though, that's how I was quoted.

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Speaker 1: She's merely a vessel.

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Speaker 6: That's why my husband says, what la gentleman digs, someone

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Speaker 5: And that allowed to do any dick choe. So yes, yeah,

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00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 5: you do, only because there's a pile of seven to

454
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:10,840
Speaker 5: twelve year old sitting in the front row.

455
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,600
Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding, No, it's weird. That would horrify me.

456
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,680
Speaker 6: It's terrifying just because you think you're you're going to

457
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,399
Speaker 6: get Tourett's in the middle of your set.

458
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 5: But the I still think state up comedy is an

459
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 5: adult sport.

460
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:28,639
Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure, necessarily because they're because I don't change.

461
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:33,720
Speaker 6: I mean, I do my act. When his manager called

462
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 6: me and asked me to do it to open for him,

463
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 6: he said, first of all, hilariously said have you ever

464
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,399
Speaker 6: heard of Brian Reagan?

465
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 1: And I said, yeah, yeah, I ever heard of that name?

466
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,679
Speaker 6: And then he goes, you're mostly clean, right, You're like

467
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 6: ninety percent clean?

468
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:49,600
Speaker 5: And I said.

469
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, And he goes and you could, you could clean

470
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 6: the other ten. It's just swearing, right, And I said.

471
00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 2: Pretty much, yeah, yeah, just a series of outbursts and

472
00:21:58,880 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 2: then it's shit.

473
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 1: Eventually just screams, fucking kicks the floor for five minutes.

474
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:10,119
Speaker 2: It's like, goddamn cuns, get it system, let it go.

475
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,080
Speaker 1: Private moment for me on stage, and I was like.

476
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,120
Speaker 5: Of course, not a problem.

477
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 1: And it's because the kids come to the shows.

478
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,159
Speaker 6: And it's because the kids go to the show. And

479
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,360
Speaker 6: he says, I don't care, you know, and Brian doesn't care.

480
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 6: It's just what people bring their kids and they have expectations.

481
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 2: No, I would. My instinct would be if there's kids,

482
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,880
Speaker 2: even if there's only a handful of them or elderly.

483
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 2: I changed my entire act for five people. And that's

484
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,439
Speaker 2: not the right.

485
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 1: Thing to get uncomfortable.

486
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,359
Speaker 2: But I don't want to have any kind of the

487
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 2: good thing about grown ups it's comforting is you're not

488
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 2: going to change their mind about anything. But with little kids,

489
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 2: what if they remembered that I shall ship pissed of course,

490
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 2: and then they say it that's their first words. I

491
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,360
Speaker 2: assume their baby's there too.

492
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 1: Just bring an infense to your show. The private nine.

493
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 5: Who brings a baby?

494
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 1: But you know what, I watched most of the first

495
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: stand up I ever saw in my aunt Kathleen's living

496
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 1: room in Millbray, California, on a VHS tape. Why can't

497
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 1: they fucking stay home until they're eighteen?

498
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 5: Yeah?

499
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,879
Speaker 1: The kids these days, it's like no, but you're the

500
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: exception to the rule. You go watch a comedian you're seven,

501
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,440
Speaker 1: Get the fu out of here?

502
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:12,880
Speaker 2: Right.

503
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 5: Well.

504
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 6: The weird thing is is like all my nieces and

505
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:19,160
Speaker 6: nephews they can't come until they're sixteen. Yeah, and then

506
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 6: I do a special dispensation and I was like, you

507
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 6: can come on that meet well, because I don't want

508
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,199
Speaker 6: to have the conversation with my siblings about their children

509
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 6: hearing whoever's opening for me right because I don't know

510
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 6: who that what asshat's gonna be, you know, rattling through

511
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 6: whatever they're doing right that. Yes, I can't control the

512
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:43,640
Speaker 6: whole show.

513
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,919
Speaker 1: No, that I used to open for Margaret and I

514
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: when we came to San Francisco, like a huge chunk

515
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 1: of my family came and I ran into my aunt Mary,

516
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 1: who's a nun, in the bathroom, and I was like,

517
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 1: you can't blame me for what happens when she's on stage.

518
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 1: She's going to say, shit, you have never met and

519
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,120
Speaker 1: people saying before and she was like, hey, Karen, we're

520
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 1: all adults. And then I let sell my family when

521
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 1: Margaret was on stage and literally they were just staring,

522
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 1: like with their mouths openious. It was yeah, I was

523
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,640
Speaker 1: just like, look, I tried to tell you.

524
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,159
Speaker 6: It's what's funny about my entire family and many of

525
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 6: my friends from college is that they're like, I don't

526
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 6: like stand up comedy, but you're great, so we're going

527
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 6: to come see the show.

528
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 5: And I'm like, don't.

529
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 2: I'll just come to your house. Yeah, don't.

530
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 1: I'll have dinner.

531
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 5: I have albums and you could listen and be supportive.

532
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you make food and I'll give you the

533
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:37,880
Speaker 2: mouth stabby thing, especially if.

534
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 6: I'm opening for Bamford or Brian Reagan, where you're like,

535
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 6: if you don't enjoy them as much or greater than

536
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 6: you did me, you're not paying attention.

537
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,639
Speaker 5: Yes, you're out of your mind.

538
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 2: That's one thing I can't stand when people you know

539
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 2: or family go to a show and it's like they're

540
00:24:55,040 --> 00:25:01,560
Speaker 2: rooting for you, right, no competition please? Oh I thought

541
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 2: you were better than the second guy.

542
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Chris Rock is what.

543
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 1: I want you to say. But you can't say it here.

544
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 5: Right, you don't need you can think it. You can

545
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,959
Speaker 5: say that you like me the best of all the community.

546
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 6: Because my stepmother she did say one time to me,

547
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 6: you know who my favorite comic is. And I was like,

548
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 6: think about what you're about to say, and and she

549
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 6: goes Norm McDonald and I was like, I think he's

550
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 6: very funny as well.

551
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard to argue. My dad did that once

552
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: where he said I think probably my favorite comic I've

553
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: ever seen is Ron Lynch. And I was just like,

554
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 1: the reason I'm up there, reason number fifty five.

555
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,439
Speaker 6: I'll tell us about the Ways program. It is sending

556
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 6: you my bad cave way to my house. So you're

557
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 6: hating left at this light. It's an obstacle.

558
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 5: Course at this point.

559
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,199
Speaker 2: And it's told us about traffic lights, it's told us

560
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 2: about possible police.

561
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: We've gotten points and and.

562
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you earn and then you drive through. It's like

563
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 2: a candy crush.

564
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've gotten some bit coins on you know.

565
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 5: It's Andy Ashcraft, my person. Yes, Jesus, the word husband

566
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 5: is so weird.

567
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,719
Speaker 1: It's such a weird word. I don't like it.

568
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 2: You've had trouble with that word before. I remember, I'm

569
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,400
Speaker 2: not great my fellow human man.

570
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,199
Speaker 6: Fella and whatever, but he he makes video games, and

571
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 6: he said that we are in the match three era.

572
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 5: Of video game design. It's Bejeweled, It's candy Crush. Oh, yes,

573
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 5: it's right now.

574
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 6: I'm playing two different versions of Bejeweled Candy Crush, kind

575
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 6: of game based on the movies Maleficent and Frozen. Oh

576
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 6: they're out there. They're called free Fall. They're really boring.

577
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,880
Speaker 2: Shows up. I fell asleep during the description.

578
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 5: You need to stop the voices.

579
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 2: I'm telling you that. On Facebook there's a guy that

580
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 2: broke my nose senior year. He wore cowboy hats to school.

581
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 5: I'm glad you're still friends with him.

582
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 2: I'm just I didn't even know he was on my Facebook,

583
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 2: but I did know when he invited me to play

584
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 2: The Jeweled Blintz.

585
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,439
Speaker 6: Like, oh, because you just do the thing I do,

586
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 6: which is confirmed confirmed confirmed.

587
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 2: No. Not with the game stuff, I get mad. But

588
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 2: usually it's from an older lady and I'm like, sure, lady, uh,

589
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 2: why are you here? I I'll be here.

590
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 5: You could block the game. You could block the game,

591
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 5: but you don't have to block the player.

592
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 2: Not only they didn't break my nose. That fell into

593
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 2: a fire and it burned off my leg hair. It

594
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 2: seems like this hole drive even when I've said things,

595
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 2: it's a serious evement something.

596
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 6: Let me tell you about the smoke that's coming out

597
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 6: of this this Oh yeah, this used to.

598
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: Be ace Jackie.

599
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 6: It is, but it used to be a check cashing

600
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 6: place and they put a grill there and they have

601
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 6: blown the fuck up Papa.

602
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 1: Ladies j Yeah, you know, it's super popular, super.

603
00:27:56,080 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 6: Popular, and the food is amazing because all the yeah,

604
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 6: why of course it has.

605
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 5: Done very well.

606
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 2: See the smoke coming out of that restaurant, it's because

607
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 2: they've blown the fuck up.

608
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 6: I'm gonna use other terms that don't sound Hey, that

609
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 6: guy should.

610
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 5: Throw in shade.

611
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 2: What that guy's trying to get out of the sun?

612
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, five degrees.

613
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 2: Oh, I just love the idea of them cooking food

614
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 2: with these uh signed checks. Right we are, Oh now

615
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 2: we can speak freely now yea, Hey, how are you

616
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 2: a guy that should be in the south somewhere?

617
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: This is an area where you're gonna see a lot

618
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: of pickup trucks. Am I right, Jackie?

619
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a I live among the working class.

620
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 5: This is a blue color neighborhood.

621
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: Folks, great houses, great houses around here. People really take

622
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: pride in their lawns. A lot of succulents over here.

623
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: That's those are huge alo plants.

624
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 5: Those are really beautiful.

625
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 2: Old my mom used to snip those off, and when

626
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 2: I had a sunburn, she'd rub it on my back.

627
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 2: Butl but she really the best part is always leave

628
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 2: a thorn or two. Yeah, so she'd be cutting my

629
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 2: back while stuthing it not good.

630
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: It's a good sure way of saying, remember who's in charge.

631
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 2: And in unless and and there's always good with the bad.

632
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 2: We've been going about a half hour.

633
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, we could sit in front of my house and

634
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 5: the chip chat.

635
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it. Let's do that.

636
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 5: Hello, yep, yellow yellow.

637
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 6: That's such a good Here's let me tell you about

638
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 6: my car has been sitting in the sun for the

639
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 6: last six months.

640
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: It has melted.

641
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 5: It's kind of melted. The paint job is kind of blown.

642
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 6: And I like to see those see the feet, Yes,

643
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 6: those are youth.

644
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 5: Those are the alley youth alley. Youth are at the

645
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 5: back of our house.

646
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 2: Should I drive by them, I'll give them some steak.

647
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 5: It's okay.

648
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 6: They're leaning against our garage because what I the only

649
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 6: thing Grandpa, Grandpa Ashcraft went out the other day and

650
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 6: said to him, you guys could be out here doing

651
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 6: whatever you want to do, just don't litter, which is

652
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 6: the greatest.

653
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: They were totally cool.

654
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 7: Its chilled well because we live right by a high

655
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 7: school and swear to god, they might be drinking at

656
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 7: forty they might be, but nine times out of ten

657
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 7: they are staring at their phones, hiding from their family.

658
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we were talking about this right before.

659
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 2: Is because you see people I especially in like Echo Park,

660
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 2: I'll see kids just sitting in a car that's idling,

661
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 2: and I think it's because it's like I live with

662
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 2: my grandparents and my parents they're fifteen years six brothers, hour.

663
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 5: And a half, two hours after school, where you're like,

664
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 5: I don't want to go back there.

665
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: It was you have to. They just drive seven eleven,

666
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: then drive around.

667
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 2: I just didn't want to hear the theme song to mash.

668
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 2: I hated being at home around Painless. It's after five

669
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 2: I can go that is a lyric, isn't it is? God?

670
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 2: If you if you want to have fun listeners, go

671
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 2: listen to the mash television. Oh the lyrics. It used

672
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 2: to it used to be a series of boobies, I thought.

673
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 2: But it's actually that's.

674
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 5: It is. It's exactly what do you think it is?

675
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: I like that we're now like high school students hanging out,

676
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: hanging out in a car chilling.

677
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 2: This is it, neighbor, You've taken the kind of you

678
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 2: were laying down with an elbow down like you do

679
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 2: on a fur rug.

680
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: Jackie was doing the drop me like one of your

681
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: French girls, having.

682
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 5: The pop secret seat in the back seat.

683
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: Here, it's nice.

684
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 5: I'm laying an into drug.

685
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 2: Get.

686
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 6: A lot of my people live in this neighborhood across

687
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 6: the street. Uh, they're constantly redoing the inside.

688
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 2: Of their house, this house with the Lexus, a BMW

689
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 2: and an Audi.

690
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, they spent all of their They all live

691
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 6: together so they can afford those cars.

692
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 2: Do you know?

693
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: Would you say that Armenians are car proud and that's

694
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: a thing they really invest in. It feels like as

695
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: a status thing, it does.

696
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 5: It feels like first generation immigrants. They're like, no, we've

697
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 5: made it. We've made it.

698
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 2: We're doing this.

699
00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: Here's the proof.

700
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 6: Here's a guy wasn't an immigrant, had glitz all over

701
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 6: his his I stayed in them in what was called

702
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 6: Saddam Hussein's guesthouse in Bagdad.

703
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, like.

704
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: Thing Carnival Cruse.

705
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 5: It was the worst gig.

706
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 6: Holly smokes Trible Run and uh but that now I

707
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 6: know we in trible.

708
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 2: That's why when I did a Trible Run, that's what

709
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 2: I kept saying.

710
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 5: That needed it needed to be said.

711
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: A lot alone in a car. You were just saying today.

712
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 5: I think the kids are still saying it.

713
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: Is it? Trible Run is like a booker. Yeah yeah,

714
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: I thought you guys were making a deep Star Trek reference.

715
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 2: He's a low rent Yoda.

716
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 6: If that helps, it doesn't, because remember she's from the

717
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 6: Bay Area. You would have worked for Trible if you

718
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 6: have ever had any interest in doing road one night ers.

719
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: I was never a mispress that. I just never did

720
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: anything I didn't have to.

721
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 5: Do, right.

722
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 6: Maria Ramford also as a fucking hothouse flower. She's like, no, no,

723
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 6: you enjoy that, you knock yourself up.

724
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did a couple and they almost broke me psychologically,

725
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: and so I was like, I gotta avoid this shit

726
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: as much as I can.

727
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

728
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, And what happened was is you build character in

729
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 6: other ways. There are other ways to learn stand up

730
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 6: comedy than to throw yourself on the mercy of nine

731
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 6: career drugs in the middle of Montana.

732
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 4: Yeah.

733
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 2: When I did some opening for Maria, I liked that

734
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 2: because we were in San Francisco at the Punchline, which

735
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 2: is a safe place, the safest of all space. But

736
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 2: on weekends it was enough just weekend warriors that we're

737
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 2: going for just hey, I have the day off, let's

738
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 2: go for some general entertainment. That the next time we

739
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 2: went there, she did it on a Wednesday, right, because

740
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 2: then it was packed with people that were there that

741
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 2: knew what the.

742
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 5: Heck they were coming to see.

743
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, she doesn't need stumblefucks. Yeah, let's go see stand

744
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 6: up comedy and not ever look into what of stand

745
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 6: up comedy they're seeing.

746
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: I honestly talk about that all the time, where it's like,

747
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: I'm I know, I'm.

748
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 2: Sorry. I thought of a cartoon man walking pantiless with

749
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 2: an erection, tripping and landing on his wife.

750
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 5: And carrying a beer and.

751
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 2: And her then carrying a baby with alcohols.

752
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: And recipe, that's a recipe for comedy in a.

753
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 2: Bottle of beer, taking a face for a step on

754
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 2: a couch.

755
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 6: You know that Hia Lois Lois is the is the

756
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 6: brother is the sister of Beetle Bailey?

757
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: Is that true?

758
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 5: They are related?

759
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,760
Speaker 1: I have no idea.

760
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 2: It was the same artist.

761
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 5: And it is the same universe. Tiny universe made up

762
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 5: the very mediocre comic strips.

763
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: That family's origin story. Did anyone get.

764
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 5: Murdered Beetle Bailey?

765
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: You know he was in the service, so he did

766
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: some murdering himself.

767
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

768
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 6: So what I have to say about is that guesthouse.

769
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 6: It was full of first January. It would be like

770
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 6: if my grandmother had been given a million dollars and

771
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 6: then spent like half of it on things that were real,

772
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 6: like parquet floors.

773
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 5: And bobby and and and beautiful.

774
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 6: Cars, and then ran out of money and had chandlers

775
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 6: made out of plastic. Oh wow, So that's that's what

776
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 6: the Saddam Hussein guesthouse looked like.

777
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 2: You this really was? It really was. I thought it

778
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 2: was called That's that's amazing that you stayed there.

779
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 1: It was weird on that as America because we used to.

780
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 6: And uh, and then they were like, well, we're all

781
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 6: we're I went there when we were pulling out a

782
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 6: bag Dad to give it back to him, but we

783
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 6: were pulling like a.

784
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 5: Mile and a half away.

785
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.

786
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 5: It was the so not we're not leaving.

787
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: It's it's not a good situation.

788
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 5: No, it's not positive. I don't want to go back.

789
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 5: And I was only telling jokes.

790
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 2: I went surfing in Costa Rica with a group of

791
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 2: friends and one of them was an ex marine who,

792
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 2: in a group of six people, killed Oude and Kusa Hussein.

793
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 5: He was one of the guys who killed oud and Kush.

794
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 2: And he was just a tattooed surfer snow he was

795
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,280
Speaker 2: just reading Snowburder magazine. But he knew how to kill people.

796
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 2: But he didn't seem like that type of person. It

797
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 2: kind of changed my mind about just all military people

798
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 2: being unbalanced or scary because he was goofy and he

799
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 2: didn't want to talk about it right, And I sure,

800
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 2: I'm sure he is riddled with darkness as we all are.

801
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 2: But it was so interesting to me and he was

802
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 2: wealthy from it.

803
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 5: They like, oh they oh there was a lot of cash.

804
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you did this, Well you get to retire now,

805
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 2: and yeah, that would make sense for a young person.

806
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 2: I think he'd gotten extra sixty five thousand a year

807
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 2: just to be a marine.

808
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, here's the thing is.

809
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 6: I went in because I was raised my father was

810
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,280
Speaker 6: in the was in the service, and I was Whenever

811
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 6: any of my brothers, any or my sister wanted to

812
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 6: join the service, he would always say, you know, you

813
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 6: could just leave town.

814
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:01,879
Speaker 5: You don't have to join.

815
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 6: He was in the six years he was in the Maraine.

816
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 6: He was like, you don't have to do this. You

817
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 6: can make two dollars and fifty cents an hour doing.

818
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my favorite. Yeah. My dad was in the Army,

819
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 2: and boy, he never would have let me even if

820
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 2: I said I want to, yeah, now go one vacation.

821
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

822
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 6: And my liberal and a couple of my siblings are

823
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 6: very liberal, and I was, and I've always hung out

824
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 6: with hippies and we always thought that they were you know,

825
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 6: I always had a very preconceived notion about people in

826
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 6: the service. And then when I did this tour and

827
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 6: I did it not for the best whatever, anybody thanks me.

828
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 6: I'm like, the story of why I did this is

829
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 6: not I am not the hero. Yes, I did it

830
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 6: because I am against war, because I'm against hitting, and

831
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 6: so I'm against everything above hitting.

832
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 2: Sure, and so.

833
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 6: I was like, Okay, well, if I go to Iraq

834
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 6: and then I say I'm against the war, people are like, well,

835
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:52,720
Speaker 6: have you've been to Iraq?

836
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 5: And I could say, yeah, right anyway.

837
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 6: But which is a very dumb reason to put yourself

838
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 6: in harm's way is joining the service to some extent.

839
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 6: But the but I met some of the greatest, like

840
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 6: nine I would say ninety percent of the people that

841
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 6: I met literally just joined to.

842
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 5: Be of service, right. They wanted to do something to help. Wow,

843
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 5: And there was you know, you would meet people, but

844
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 5: you do at every job. The people I met, I.

845
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 2: Don't know if that's if that the murderers go to

846
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 2: better maybe and watch the comedy show.

847
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 6: And you would meet like these tool bags who were like,

848
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 6: you know, I'm winning the.

849
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 5: War by myself. You know, muscle, You're only safe when

850
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 5: you're standing right next to.

851
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 2: Me, right right, two bags for the rest of your life.

852
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 4: The greatest man and even the other soldiers should be like, yeah,

853
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 4: I don't worry about Jim's and Jim he's all right,

854
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 4: He's just a mess.

855
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,360
Speaker 2: Just try try out to be alone with just a

856
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: fun loving cartoon character with a lot of blood on.

857
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 6: It who happens to possibly attack people when they don't

858
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 6: they're not looking.

859
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 1: Well, that's the interesting thing is I think like a

860
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: lot I know people have been in the military and

861
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: they went in to get college degrees. Okay, you know

862
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: in the early nineties, late eighties, Yeah, when war was

863
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: such a foreign concept. Yeah, it was so not happening. Yeah,

864
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: I mean it's been happening now for fifteen years years country.

865
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: It's insane. But back then it was kind of like, oh,

866
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: get a free ride. I'll just go be on this

867
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: base for you know, a couple of weekends or whatever.

868
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: And it just wasn't eliter You're.

869
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 6: In the National Guard and you get to help with floods, yeah,

870
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 6: and hurricanes and.

871
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: Sad things, yes, exactly. But then he ended up going

872
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: to the Golf War. The Robins is the person I'm

873
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: thinking of. He got this full amazing education for doing it,

874
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: but he ended up going to the Golf War, which

875
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: he was like, I lucked out. So I did all

876
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 1: my service. I did everything, and it was like we

877
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: got out. We got in and we got out and

878
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: it was okay and it was over and they were

879
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: super lucky.

880
00:39:54,760 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's super weird and you're just it was, Yeah.

881
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 2: Didn't we just start a war last week? We're out?

882
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: It's so awful.

883
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's I didn't mean to bring everybody down. I'm

884
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 6: just talking about my Armenian cousins.

885
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 2: They can't to The Armenians are always cheerful.

886
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 5: What they're trying to do is take over ower at

887
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 5: this time.

888
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: And they're trying to take over the sidewalk in my neighborhood.

889
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: They love to pull a folding chair out and have

890
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: a conversation and not acknowledge you and tell you something.

891
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 6: They are the nicest people, but I can't. I've been

892
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 6: I've been in their house twice and I've been to

893
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 6: my house once. But you literally it's ours.

894
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 5: And the food comes and it just keeps coming. Amazing. Yeah,

895
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 5: it was lovely, but I would I had eaten.

896
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 2: I didn't know that I was not supposed to eat.

897
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 5: Prior to going over there. And they have a fig

898
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 5: tree and they have a pool.

899
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 2: Is that the kind of situation where you can't have

900
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 2: you you have to eat, even if you are at.

901
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 5: Home, nibble and then and then the other.

902
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 6: Both sides of our house, we had genuinely nice little

903
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 6: ladies who live there, who have one of them passed

904
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 6: away and one of them went to a retirement home.

905
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 6: But they all gave us their their picnic, uh, their

906
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:11,280
Speaker 6: their yard furniture, oh, which weirdly enough matched each others.

907
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 2: Oh wow, they'd.

908
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 5: Both been here since since the house was built in

909
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 5: like nineteen fifty.

910
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 1: One, because they both ordered out of the same Harriet

911
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: Carter Catwi.

912
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 2: Everyone's grandparents have the exact same lawn furniture. It's this.

913
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 5: It's this cast iron with a leaf pattern.

914
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 2: It's very beautiful, of course. Oh I know the chair

915
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 2: the dickens. She wud tell me about cast iron threund

916
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 2: chairs that are uncomfortable.

917
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 1: Can I ask a question about Armenian?

918
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 5: Yes?

919
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: What's their dessert? Oh, like, what's the main famous?

920
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 5: It's just like a bockle of hawk kind of thing.

921
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: And that's what the Philo do layer. Yeah, some walnuts

922
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 1: in it.

923
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of bullshit.

924
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 2: Some honey, you have some honey on there?

925
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,919
Speaker 6: My money iron't a sad story, always bringing it down,

926
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 6: bringing it down. My grandmother, who was amazing cook. She

927
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,959
Speaker 6: was known in her circles for her Philo dough and buck.

928
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 6: None of us, I'm the youngest of six, none of

929
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 6: us have a sweet tooth. We didn't like blah blah blah.

930
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 5: It almost killed her, oh be one hundred and one. Wow,

931
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 5: so not so. I think she would have been faking it.

932
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 2: Yeah. Nothing, nothing really killed her.

933
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 5: Somebody killed her.

934
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: That little bit of poison that you guys served up

935
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 1: was kept her strong.

936
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 2: Exactly one hundred and one. Wow.

937
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 5: It was old.

938
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's is that? Yeah, I want to go

939
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 2: that long.

940
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 5: If you're good, if you still got it together.

941
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're healthy and you know what you're doing.

942
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. My great grandma lived in Coronado. She lived to

943
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,439
Speaker 2: one hundred and one as well.

944
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 5: That's neat.

945
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 2: She has her own holiday there, Helen Boris Day. No,

946
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 2: there's a bench you can sit on with her name,

947
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 2: just because she was old and cool. But you're so

948
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 2: down to earth, I know, And then I think, yeah,

949
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 2: that's the best way, because then one night I think

950
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 2: she was like, well I think uh, I think, uh,

951
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 2: I've lived long enough and they were like, yeah, okay,

952
00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: whatever Helen. And then she died.

953
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: It's like, oh really decision she Babe Ruth called it.

954
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 5: And that is that is like lucid dreaming, but it's

955
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 5: her own death.

956
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: She pointed to the hospital.

957
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 5: I'm going, I'd like to be buried there.

958
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 6: My dad is actually talking to to the to the

959
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 6: graveyard people, the Armenian graveyard.

960
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 5: In South Monkey, Wisconsin.

961
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 6: Do you know what's six hundred and fifty dollars to

962
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 6: be planted in perpetuity in a grave in South Minky, Wisconsin.

963
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 5: Which I think dirt cheap? Yeah, oh, untended?

964
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's.

965
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 5: Six fifty yeah.

966
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 6: And the thing is is it's a spot in between

967
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 6: my my mother, his first wife, and his parents, and

968
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 6: my stepmother, his second wife of many many years, is

969
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 6: planted next to her parents. And he was like, I

970
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 6: don't know. I don't want to be next to no offense,

971
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 6: your mom, my entire life in form of all my death.

972
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 2: But I was talking to the taken sorry some taken,

973
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 2: but I don't care.

974
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 6: I was like, Dad, you're so not. But my sister

975
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 6: was hilarious because she said, she said, that's where we're

976
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 6: planting you because I'm not going to.

977
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 2: Do Yeah, yeah, it's going to be too late for

978
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 2: you to start dating.

979
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 6: And but he he was talking to Armand Virginian, a

980
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 6: fine Armenian name, at the Armenian Church in South Milwaukee,

981
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 6: and he said.

982
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 5: What do you want for that spot? And armand Virginia

983
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 5: said it's six fifty Elliot, I can't believe that. And

984
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 5: my dad goes, but who else are you going to

985
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 5: sell that spot to? Nobody else could want that spot.

986
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 5: I'll give you twenty five bucks.

987
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 6: That's sun and Armand said to him, don't die, elliot,

988
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 6: don't die.

989
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 5: It's going to be six fifty.

990
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's so. I mean my I just put

991
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,320
Speaker 2: down my cat last week. Yeah, I know it sucked.

992
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: It's sucked, don't your regular Jackie.

993
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 2: I held a cat while they injected him. He slowly

994
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 2: went lamp and I closed his eyelids and tucked his

995
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 2: tongue back into his face. But it was only three

996
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 2: hundred dollars. We opted to not get the ashes.

997
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 5: Three hundred dollars.

998
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 2: He wasn't doing well once they said that.

999
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: Was the aids, and yeah, but it wasn't the AIDS.

1000
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 2: That killed them.

1001
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 1: Kill them.

1002
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 2: They don't know, just a lot of blood. The blood

1003
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 2: tests were more than the cost of having them put down.

1004
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 5: The blood tests were more than three.

1005
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, very people should see my published works about my

1006
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 6: opinion about animals. Anyway, there and how we all got

1007
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 6: to wrap it up? Did you guys hear about my

1008
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 6: I'm going to start a business where you bring your

1009
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 6: dog to me and I tell you whether it has

1010
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 6: sleep apnea. Oh, I'm going to call that business. I'm

1011
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 6: here all week, you guys.

1012
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 5: Se pup seatpap is what they give people. That's the

1013
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 5: that's the name of the mask, and I'm going.

1014
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 2: To know that.

1015
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 5: Do you know how many people have sleep appy in America?

1016
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 5: A ship ton people? And they laugh out of.

1017
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 6: Their tiny lizard mind. I think it's the greatest thing

1018
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 6: they've ever heard of.

1019
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 2: Do I have sleep apnea? If I wake myself up snorting?

1020
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 5: Yes? Or they want you to believe you do. So

1021
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,879
Speaker 5: they want to strip a mask to you.

1022
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 6: Because the thing is is every dog that comes to

1023
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 6: me will have sleep apnea. And I will sell you

1024
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 6: a mask, and the dog will chew that mask, and

1025
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 6: then I will sell you another.

1026
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 2: That's a great business man.

1027
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 5: I will buy land.

1028
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 6: Then I will retire with your marine Landridge, I will

1029
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 6: become land rich and I will retire to Costa Rica

1030
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 6: with your marine buddy.

1031
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 5: Amay, yeah, used to.

1032
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 2: Oh that's terrific. That is a good way to make money.

1033
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 2: I think anything, and I think it's it's honorable. No

1034
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 2: one's gonna call you out on it. If you're somehow

1035
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 2: making money off pets.

1036
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, the sweaters. People so willing to give

1037
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: their money for their pets. Yeah, that too bad. If

1038
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna waste your money on, that's your choice.

1039
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,720
Speaker 2: I can talk people into saying dogs they have eyes

1040
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 2: just like us. Why wouldn't they wear a tiny pair

1041
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 2: of sunglasses? And I'll make everyone's gonna buy a little

1042
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 2: doggy sunglass.

1043
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 6: The Animal Clinic it's one. Yeah, it's right next to

1044
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 6: Jiki on Ventura.

1045
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: For real, for real?

1046
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 2: Do they have little glasses?

1047
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 5: Have you guys ever heard my act I have contact lesses?

1048
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 6: I'm sure for no, No, it's a minute. This is

1049
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 6: I went to the vault for you guys. The Sea

1050
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 6: Path thing is new, but the Animal Eye Care Clinic

1051
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 6: is no old. But it's very It's the weirdest thing

1052
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 6: about all of this stuff.

1053
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 5: With animals.

1054
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 6: Is that there's part of me that loves Los Angeles

1055
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 6: because of it, because it's every job that you never

1056
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 6: wanted to do. That someone says, I will do that

1057
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 6: because no one does want to clip their cats and toenails, right,

1058
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 6: And someone is like, for fourteen dollars, I'll do it.

1059
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 6: And then you're like, I will give you four because

1060
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 6: I don't want to wrestle my cat. And then they

1061
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 6: do ten of those a day and they don't have

1062
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 6: to work on Wednesday, and so it is. This is

1063
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 6: the most encouraging.

1064
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 5: Town in the world. It's like, please, yes, make that

1065
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 5: into a business.

1066
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 1: The whole town is built on really rich people that

1067
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: will pay other people to do whatever, like one weird thing.

1068
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's also a town of lonely people because

1069
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 2: and and and I've never lived anywhere where I was invited.

1070
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:13,959
Speaker 2: I've been invited this year alone to three different dog

1071
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 2: birthday parties. And I think that that's because everyone's lonely there.

1072
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 2: I can't find the war.

1073
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is worse than war, for sure.

1074
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,399
Speaker 2: That's awful. People like people in LA like to treat

1075
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 2: their little dogs like in person, but you know what

1076
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 2: that is.

1077
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: That's like saying. What they really are saying is I

1078
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 1: need you to come and act like it's my birthday,

1079
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 1: but it's not. And I know that's crazy. So I'm

1080
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: projected onto this thing that doesn't know what the fuck

1081
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: is going on and pretend that that matters because I

1082
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,839
Speaker 1: have a gaping hole of need. That's what That's the

1083
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: real subject.

1084
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 5: You just nailed it, and Chris tried to put it

1085
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 5: a little more.

1086
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: Well, let's get rid of that.

1087
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,439
Speaker 5: Let's let's jetson that.

1088
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 2: Let me tell you that this guy lives doesn't know

1089
00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 2: about the drought.

1090
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: Your neighbor doesn't know matter there is there's a person

1091
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 1: that just wasting his ship on a drought precious water.

1092
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: Like clearly those are like evergreen hedges that don't need

1093
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: to be watered, right, they keep playing.

1094
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe she's watering those plants for a ls.

1095
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: Maybe they're all paralyzed.

1096
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you notice that our lawn super dead?

1097
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: That's thank you for that.

1098
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,399
Speaker 5: I can't I can't care.

1099
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have we have a garden in.

1100
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 2: The backyard that I've seen your gardens.

1101
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: It's nice, it's nice.

1102
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 2: What do you what do you got in that garden?

1103
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 6: We got some cucumbers, do you guys need cucumbers?

1104
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 2: I you know what, you never needed a cucumbers?

1105
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,800
Speaker 5: Have pumpkins. They were volunteer pumpkins.

1106
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: So I eat pumpkins the time. They're volunteer, have volunteer.

1107
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,399
Speaker 5: Volunteer vegetables are vegetables that just come out. They start

1108
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 5: growing out of your compost deep.

1109
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 6: All of a sudden, you have twelve goddamn Pumpkinsious.

1110
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: It's amazing.

1111
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 5: No, I think they'll last until October.

1112
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 6: And so we stick some of the fridge and you're like,

1113
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 6: they will be rotten by some I.

1114
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 5: Really love you, but.

1115
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 2: I don't think we have to wait till Halloween to

1116
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 2: Carva Jack and Lantern. I'll take one of those pumpkins, all.

1117
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 5: Right, when we get out of this car.

1118
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 2: You're taking at least I am taking a pump That's

1119
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 2: a great thing to take to the party. Yeah.

1120
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: Oh, are you going to go to Andywood's party?

1121
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 6: I was thinking about it, but I was thinking about it.

1122
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 6: I'm going to go to uncamp tonight.

1123
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: Oh are you doing it?

1124
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 5: No, you and Aaron Fuley are doing it.

1125
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: Oh that's right.

1126
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 5: I'm going to watch you guys do it.

1127
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,479
Speaker 2: And you didn't know you had a show.

1128
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: No, I did.

1129
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 2: Now, you're not going to the pool party.

1130
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: No, I am going to the pool party.

1131
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 2: I said, you're not.

1132
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: You go homet but on a nice outfit.

1133
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,720
Speaker 2: This might be the last, the last Andy Woods.

1134
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a good egg.

1135
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 2: Yeah you think I like him, let's do it.

1136
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: I was gonna go to that and then just go

1137
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: down to Oncabure. It never starts till eight thirty anyway, right,

1138
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: So I figured it should be fine, it should be fun.

1139
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm just gonna I went to a weird uh

1140
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 6: secret bar after Largo the.

1141
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 1: Other night, the one right next door. Yeah, yeah, secret.

1142
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 5: Bar full of people three hundred dollars haircuts. Yeah.

1143
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 6: And so I hung out for about a half an

1144
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 6: hour and then I turned to one with comics next me,

1145
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 6: and I said, I'm gonna pretend I'm gonna go get

1146
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 6: a soda.

1147
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 1: And the only way to do it, Yeah, you gotta

1148
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 1: go is that.

1149
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 2: The bar where they all have suspenders. It's old timy,

1150
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 2: like I love the bars now where it's like a

1151
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 2: fan mixologist and all the bartenders look like Lenin and Stalin.

1152
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 6: Yes, they make fun of and they make fun of

1153
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 6: people who go to cons and you're like that is it?

1154
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 2: Okay, you were wearing a fedora.

1155
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: Have you been to the Thirsty Crow In It's on

1156
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: sunset kind of near and yet Silver Lake. I guess

1157
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: it's totally one of those places where it looks like

1158
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: the bar staff and everyone in the place is wearing

1159
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: is like cosplaying old fashioned, like railroad workers. Yeah, exactly.

1160
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: Everyone's got like a vest and suspenders and are pretending

1161
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: that they're manual laborers and you know they're all, you know,

1162
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,399
Speaker 1: the richest kids from USC and it's really lame.

1163
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 5: Okay, you will enjoy this story.

1164
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 6: I bought a pair of shoes at an anime convention

1165
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 6: at a steam top punk.

1166
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: I saw those shoes.

1167
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 5: Did you see those shoes?

1168
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 1: Remember the improv?

1169
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 5: That's it.

1170
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 1: The greatest shoes in the world, right, They're so good.

1171
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 6: They have almost like a two inch heel or an

1172
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 6: inch and a half heel. I don't wear a heel,

1173
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 6: but I saw those shoes and I was like, I

1174
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,839
Speaker 6: will be learning how to wear these damn shoes because

1175
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 6: they're the greatest shoes in the world. So they have

1176
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 6: a flathead screwdriver as rivets around so they're all steampunky,

1177
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 6: and then a copper heel right, So they're.

1178
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 5: Beautiful, beautiful shoes. I'm wearing them. Guy brandham famous game

1179
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 5: and clearly oftentimes the smartest man in the room.

1180
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1181
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 6: Anyway, but Guy Brand says today those shoes are amazing.

1182
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 5: Where did you get those shoes?

1183
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 6: And I say to him at an anime convention, at

1184
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 6: a steampunk feel it said, stop stop talking Stop. Why

1185
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 6: wouldn't that they were seven Italian? Because I'm from Wisconsin.

1186
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 6: I don't think I could face it.

1187
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: You support that lie, lying and talking about the House

1188
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:04,879
Speaker 1: of Milan that made them. That was the same night

1189
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 1: that right after we saw Jackie's miracle shoes, Fortune Fiemster

1190
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: and I were standing in the bar in the improv

1191
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: and a guy walked up to Fortune and I and said, hey,

1192
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 1: you two supermodels or comics. And I immediately looked at

1193
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 1: this guy and I was like I didn't say it

1194
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 1: out loud, but I was like, fuck you. You're dead

1195
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 1: to me, like I'm no longer acknowledging you. He basically

1196
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 1: walked up and did an ugly girl joke to me

1197
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: and Fortune and I was just like, I don't know

1198
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: who you are. Like, if that was you, we would

1199
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,479
Speaker 1: both would have laughed and been like you asshole whatever.

1200
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: But I was just like, you're basically calling us ugly,

1201
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: and then stood there and tried to like riff or

1202
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: like it was like he really wanted us to think

1203
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 1: he was a comic too. I've never seen this person before.

1204
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 1: I've never seen him just set and at one point

1205
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 1: he said to Fortune, He's like, yeah, you're on this

1206
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:51,280
Speaker 1: next show, and she's like yeah, because Fortune's the nicest

1207
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 1: person in the world. I literally was not making contact.

1208
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: I was like staring at the wall and and he goes,

1209
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 1: I'll give you three bucks if you mentioned the word

1210
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: England on stage, and I was like, okay, you've been

1211
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: on too many like websites and fan sites.

1212
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 5: Too many roasts. Yes, I want to bury you headfirst

1213
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 5: of the sand, honey on.

1214
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: Your Yeah, you've heard someone else tell the story about

1215
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 1: how they did this, like three comics did this to

1216
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 1: each other. And now you're coming up. We don't know

1217
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: who you are, and you're challenging Fortune and just like.

1218
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 2: What's happened to did you ever say something to him?

1219
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 2: Or did you just ignore him? I want to waste

1220
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 2: the energy.

1221
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 1: I walked away there was I didn't know what to say,

1222
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: first of all, it was all about there was no

1223
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: inn he was doing a presentation. And then also, once

1224
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 1: you call me ugly, I kind of don't feel like

1225
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: talking to you anymore.

1226
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 5: Welcome to my lecture series. Its fascinating.

1227
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: You're mistaking me for some girl, and I don't know

1228
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 1: who the fuck it would be that would actually pay

1229
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,240
Speaker 1: attention to you. You fool right the weird.

1230
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 6: Yet there is a new brand of comedy nerd that

1231
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 6: are like they think that that that they can, that

1232
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 6: that joking happens integri They're like com expost each other's balls.

1233
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 2: I experienced that a couple of times on the Max

1234
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:10,800
Speaker 2: Fun Cruise, where people that same harmlets are actually really

1235
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,839
Speaker 2: confident and willing to say things to prove that they

1236
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 2: belong there too. And I'm like, yeah, that's not what

1237
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 2: we do.

1238
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: We don't nobody, nobody really does.

1239
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 5: And if there's any.

1240
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 6: Of it, you almost immediately take it back. Ye're the

1241
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 6: greatest friends in the world. You've said something like almost

1242
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 6: like Dean Martin, Jerry was roast kind of quality of

1243
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 6: something like I would talk about you know, you guys

1244
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 6: would mention something my grandmother's Philo do I mean, that's

1245
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:38,280
Speaker 6: how would.

1246
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,320
Speaker 1: Be you know, I because we would have been around

1247
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: each other several times before. That's what friendship is. That's

1248
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 1: the thing that's missing, is actual human fucking connection. This

1249
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: shell Matt is your man? Did your man just pull

1250
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 1: in the driveway? What if Jackie just dropped the microphone

1251
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 1: and ran like their goodbye?

1252
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 2: We would just watch out the window. Wow, he's gotta

1253
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 2: get that.

1254
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: He's got to get the to move, Valentine, they're leaning

1255
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 1: right in front of your garage?

1256
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 2: Should we I'm a little worried about are they roused about?

1257
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,919
Speaker 2: Who knows how much malt liquor they've had. I gotta

1258
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 2: get it. I gotta get it back.

1259
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 1: Chris is gonna start a fist fight with those teenagers.

1260
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 1: He just wants to lose.

1261
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 5: They're very tough.

1262
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 2: Karen knows that I can take a punch. I've never

1263
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:40,240
Speaker 2: given one. Let me receive. I'm very charitable during during brawl.

1264
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 2: Allow me to get my part of out of the

1265
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 2: way and I lean forward first.

1266
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 6: You have never got to work as this story about

1267
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,400
Speaker 6: how my dad would occasually get punched because he's a

1268
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 6: button pusher and uh, and there's a fine line between

1269
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 6: because what he wants to do is he wants to

1270
00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 6: irritate you, and that line, you cross that line, you

1271
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 6: don't notice until you were punched in the face, and

1272
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 6: then he's like, oops, I pushed an extra button.

1273
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:10,360
Speaker 5: Even when he's on the receiving end of being punched.

1274
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,800
Speaker 5: I what I love about him is that he's like, oh, no,

1275
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 5: that guy was right to punch me.

1276
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 2: Wait, how often has this happened? And how often have

1277
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 2: you been there?

1278
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 6: At least twice? And one time when I was nine

1279
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 6: year the first time I remember it happening. I come down,

1280
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 6: I come out to breakfast and I'm nine and he's

1281
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 6: got a fat lip and a black eye, and I

1282
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 6: was like, what happened?

1283
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 5: He said, I won the argument. He said, Frank Puleski

1284
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 5: punched me. I fell down and he was kicking me.

1285
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 6: And I said, he kicked you when you were down, Dad,

1286
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 6: And he goes, yeah, yeah, that's what you do.

1287
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 5: You kick him when they're so they don't get back up.

1288
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 5: You were being kicked. He was like, no, he was right,

1289
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 5: because if I want to get up. And one of

1290
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 5: the first things.

1291
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,919
Speaker 2: My father, that's the best as it was a child.

1292
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 6: One of the other great lessons my father I don't

1293
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 6: know that he's the hero of any of this podcasts

1294
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 6: is to me because he would always say it run.

1295
00:57:59,640 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 5: He was.

1296
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 6: It was one of his first, one of his first lessons.

1297
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 6: He's like, yeah, live to fight again. I'd rather be

1298
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 6: called a coward than an idiot. And he's a get out.

1299
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 2: Oh that's the best.

1300
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: He's a good lesson.

1301
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, he doesn't have anything. He's he literally has nothing

1302
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 5: to prove.

1303
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 2: My mom gave me a can of pepper spray when

1304
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 2: I was young and said keep this in your pocket

1305
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 2: and if anyone ever bothers you while you're skateboarding, spray

1306
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 2: in the face. And I did it. Was I remember

1307
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 2: it was had a little pink pleather case around it,

1308
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 2: and uh I used it twice.

1309
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, wow twice.

1310
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had to get it refilled. One time, these

1311
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 2: kids came out of a house. One of my friends

1312
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 2: was dating a girl. We were young, we were still

1313
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 2: in high school and these guys were college aged and

1314
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 2: they just came out and started punching us and I

1315
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 2: I didn't do it this time. I gave it to Matt,

1316
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 2: my friend, because I was scared, but he just went spray.

1317
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 2: It just is a steady spray stream and it got

1318
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 2: everyone in the face and we were like, oh no,

1319
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 2: because people they were free crying and yelling, and I thought,

1320
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 2: oh my god, we blinded these guys and all they

1321
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 2: did is punch. They punched one of us, and then

1322
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 2: the fire department came and they said, no, you did

1323
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 2: the right thing. You're defending yourself with I'm like, this

1324
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 2: is this is the best. It will immobilize, so any I,

1325
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 2: just anyone I know that. It's like, I'm scared to

1326
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 2: walk to my car, live in a weird neighborhood. I'm like,

1327
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 2: get pepper spray. It's the best. We did spray people

1328
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 2: twenty feet away. And then they just yeah, it's a

1329
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 2: steady stream, and then they just kick and scream.

1330
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 1: And don't test it in your mouth.

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Speaker 2: That's the other thing. Yeah, it don't put it in

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Speaker 2: your face before you kiss someone.

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Speaker 1: I've never used it, but my old roommate Malva, had

1334
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: a pepper spray and a little container on her key

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Speaker 1: ring and I went to pick her up at the

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Speaker 1: Burbank Airport one time. And this was before pre nine

1337
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 1: to eleven, so you could go and wait at the gate.

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00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: You just had to go through security, and I took

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00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 1: those fucking keys through security, got pulled over. The guy

1340
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 1: was like, is this pepper spray? And it was they

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01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: were her key, so I was like, oh yeah, and

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01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 1: they were like you cannot bring this in and I

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01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 1: was like yeah, but and basically they had to. They

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01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 1: called the Bourbon cops over and right as I watched

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01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 1: the cop walking up to me, I something weird. And

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01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: this has happened to me a couple of times where

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01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm about to get in trouble, I get super aggressive,

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01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: and I think it helps because the guy was like, ma'am,

1349
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 1: do you know that this is illegal? And I go

1350
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 1: there are my roommate's keys, and I just started yelling

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01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 1: at the guy like I was so because I really

1352
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 1: was angry. It was like I felt like I got

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01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: set up. Yeah, and then he was like, okay, okay,

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01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 1: I just have to take it, and I'm like, good,

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01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 1: I don't I want you to take it. They just

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01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 1: basically like wanted to get away from me, so just

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01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,479
Speaker 1: took it away from me and just walked away. Yeah,

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01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 1: that's exactly right.

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01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:48,919
Speaker 6: I got pulled over and I just got my first

1360
01:00:49,080 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 6: UI ohn again, another Elliot's daughter, and I'm going, I

1361
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 6: jump out of my car in the dark on a

1362
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 6: on a highway and I go and I walk back

1363
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 6: towards the cup car and I'm yelling I was not speeding,

1364
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 6: and the guy goes, I did not.

1365
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 5: Say you were.

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01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 6: In a voice of my older brother, he goes, you

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01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 6: don't have any lights on in the back of your car,

1368
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 6: and I was like, he said, well, can I see

1369
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 6: your license and registration?

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Speaker 5: And immediately I'm a puddle because I'm.

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01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,439
Speaker 6: Like, I did I dun't think a couple of weeks

1372
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 6: ago all over is these weird pile of cpled papers.

1373
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't have a license drive to my work.

1374
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 6: And then I had like one of those fancy ginger

1375
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:34,439
Speaker 6: beer bottles in the backs.

1376
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 5: He said, do you have opened containers back here? And

1377
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 5: I said, it's ginger ill I'm so sorry.

1378
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,920
Speaker 2: With the word beer on it, something that still confuses

1379
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 2: me as an adult. Ginger beer. Huh, that's pretty good beer.

1380
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 2: It's soda pop right and so.

1381
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 5: And I wasn't killed, but I think I would have been.

1382
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, both your stories are the beginning of a YouTube

1383
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 2: video that I've seen on Facebook Reader. There's I do

1384
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 2: not want to watch anymore.

1385
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 1: This is like that Dave Chappelle bit where he's with

1386
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,400
Speaker 1: his friend and they get pulled over with his white

1387
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: friend who's like and he's like, just to easy. I'm

1388
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,640
Speaker 1: gonna again do a famous bit incorrectly. That's gonna be

1389
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 1: mi new bit. Is it be like, you know Jerry

1390
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 1: Seinfeld bit, what's the what's the matter with coffee?

1391
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 2: What's the matter with driving in cars? With getting coffee?

1392
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 5: Different things have happened in the post office?

1393
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 1: Did he say it that way? Yeah, that was my

1394
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 1: favorite joke of his. What's the matter with the way

1395
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 1: things happen at the post office?

1396
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 5: So true?

1397
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 1: Everyone loves it.

1398
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 2: Do you have any Uh, we're getting towards the conclusions.

1399
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 2: Do you have any announcements about your life?

1400
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,640
Speaker 1: Announcements? Announcements?

1401
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 2: Does it how quick out tomorrow morning? Yea, I will

1402
01:02:59,080 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 2: send it out.

1403
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 6: Is it run on unfettered? Well, I'm in Los Angeles

1404
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 6: this week and then I go to Zany's.

1405
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 5: I go to Zani's in Chicago.

1406
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 2: That's a good club, that's always hard, it's good fun.

1407
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing several of them.

1408
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 6: I'm doing with the one out in Rosemont one night,

1409
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 6: and then I'm doing the one downtown.

1410
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 5: Uh, on the Weekend.

1411
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:18,680
Speaker 6: For a minute, I thought I was featuring for Nick

1412
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 6: to Polo, and I was like, I'm not not. That

1413
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 6: is in a wonderful comic, but I don't know him

1414
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 6: and I don't necessarily want to work with him.

1415
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I know it's politics, and that's enough for

1416
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,919
Speaker 2: me to not want to know it's comedy. Sorry, I'm

1417
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 2: a judge. He lefty right and he's a righty.

1418
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: He seems you know what, he seems like.

1419
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 5: He seems like a bit of a goomba button pusher.

1420
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:41,919
Speaker 2: Yep, I don't.

1421
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:44,240
Speaker 5: I don't actually want to be ever have I'm related

1422
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:44,440
Speaker 5: to that.

1423
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 1: You've had plenty of that in their lifetime, exactly. You

1424
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 1: want a nice Brian Reagan style.

1425
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 2: You don't want to have to punch him like Polowski

1426
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 2: did your dad exactly.

1427
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 5: Then I have.

1428
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, but Jackie, Kasha dot Com and doork Force, I guess,

1429
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 6: And then get my album.

1430
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 5: It'll make an excellent It'll make an excellent Horks.

1431
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 1: I'd like to Yeah, if you could, I could make

1432
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: up a name for you should get this horse Crux.

1433
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 1: It's great. It's Jackie's album.

1434
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:17,800
Speaker 2: And yes, and do listen to Jackie's podcast or Forest

1435
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 2: it is terrific.

1436
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 1: Yes, here's.

1437
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:22,480
Speaker 5: Thanks.

1438
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 2: There's still a lot of credit on this.

1439
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,840
Speaker 1: Should we do the Do you have anybody to thank ourselves?

1440
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 2: I just I want to thank again whoever started the

1441
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 2: h d y n a R fan tweet. Yeah, and

1442
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 2: now there's a Facebook page that you can like.

1443
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 1: Oh really, I'm not on Facebook. Well, favorite thing to

1444
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 1: say to anybody?

1445
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 2: You did have a judge tone when you said it,

1446
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 2: and uh and and good iTunes and give us a

1447
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 2: rating preferably positive one.

1448
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:54,840
Speaker 1: And I mean, please be honest.

1449
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 2: And thank you for listening you've been listening to. Oh yeah,

1450
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:02,120
Speaker 2: it's okay. We'll start at the same time. Join in.

1451
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:07,200
Speaker 2: Uh d y n a R. Damn it. We have

1452
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:08,440
Speaker 2: to do it at the snake.

1453
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 1: I leave then I you wanna way back home?

1454
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 3: Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how

1455
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim. And give us time and a

1456
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 3: Turnino and gay we want to send you off instead?

1457
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 2: Do you want to welcome you back home?

1458
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared her? Was it fine?

1459
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 7: Now?

1460
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride?

1461
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,240
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1462
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:02,040
Speaker 3: Do you need to do you need to ride?

1463
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,160
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1464
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 3: Do you need ride?

1465
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,080
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1466
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 5: Do you need

1467
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:16,960
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chriss