Speaker 1: Today is a very special day on the pod. It's
Speaker 1: a Valentine's Day. Well, it's Valentine's Day eve. Currently we're
Speaker 1: recording this for the first time ever. The night before,
Speaker 1: we've never recorded this before. We've never recorded this before.
Speaker 1: It's all been AI generated up until this point. But
Speaker 1: today we are recording. God, I'm already sucking this up. Cool.
Speaker 1: All right, So we're here with fucking our boyfriend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: our boyfriends. Thank you boys for coming on our show. Yes,
Speaker 1: boys and men boys and.
Speaker 2: Two men too.
Speaker 1: Men too, men? Okay, yeah, write that down too, men.
Speaker 2: Whatever. And I'm and I'm Sam Jane's boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Is that like the movie I Am Sam?
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Well no, yeah, it's a great role. I would say
Speaker 1: it is like I am Sam because he's really funny.
Speaker 1: And you're like, Julian Moore. Is Julian Moore in that movie?
Speaker 1: Is it Julianne Moore? I don't know if it is.
Speaker 1: I'll watch it. Well, I didn't want to introduce him yet,
Speaker 1: but it's okay. We're just rolling with it. Because I
Speaker 1: wanted to tell you that I finally watched the movie
Speaker 1: that I've been wanting to watch for so long. Notes
Speaker 1: on a Scandal A Scandal. We finally, well, I finally
Speaker 1: watched Notes on a Scandal. Alan Allen didn't watch Notes
Speaker 1: on This in the last twenty minutes. It was the
Speaker 1: last thirty five, the most important minutes. It was kind
Speaker 1: of like, actually, I mean the last the ending is
Speaker 1: probably like the probably most exciting part. You have to
Speaker 1: hear the line to hear me line, it is really cool.
Speaker 2: I got to hear it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sam, Sam, I got Sam to watch it. Want
Speaker 1: to roll around the floors like like levers, Barbara. I
Speaker 1: gotta say, I don't know why, but I just think
Speaker 1: it's a really funny. I've been really like obsessed lately
Speaker 1: with like these this kind of movie that like they
Speaker 1: don't make anymore, which like in the mid two thousands
Speaker 1: there was a lot of these just like very like serious,
Speaker 1: like kind of like adult drama thrillers, a lot of
Speaker 1: which starred Kate blanche She's all over the thrillers. I
Speaker 1: feel like Notes on a Scandal's kind of like Michael
Speaker 1: Clayton for girls, and uh, yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just think it's a very funny thing. It kind of
Speaker 1: reminds me about the end of Best in show when
Speaker 1: they're they're making remains of the day lunchboxes, and it's
Speaker 1: like the fact that Notes On a Scandal has become
Speaker 1: a like recurring joke of this show Forney to me,
Speaker 1: it's waiting for It's it's waiting for. Oh, I said,
Speaker 1: best and show totally different. But yeah, you think we've
Speaker 1: predicted that notes On a Scandal is gonna sweep the
Speaker 1: Oscars this year. Yeah, I think it's gonna sleep. I
Speaker 1: think it's either that or the Bitter Tears of petrovon
Speaker 1: Kant period. I think those are the only two options.
Speaker 1: Those are the only two movies I saw from last year.
Speaker 1: Is that movie from last year? Or are you telling
Speaker 1: me no that it's from that's from like the seventies.
Speaker 1: I love that beautiful so nineteen twenty one basically. But yeah,
Speaker 1: we aren't here today with our lovely boyfriends. We have
Speaker 1: Sam and my boyfriend Alan. Introduce yourself, babe, Say hi.
Speaker 3: Hi, my name is Alan.
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day boys. Yeah, Valentine's Day, Valentine Day Day
Speaker 1: listeners out there. Because I know that all of our
Speaker 1: listeners are partnered up and not I know that there's
Speaker 1: not one single lonely little bitch out there. I know
Speaker 1: there's totally not So what are you, son? What are
Speaker 1: our initial thoughts on Valentine's Day? That's a good question. Yeah, interesting,
Speaker 1: I mean, isn't that every holiday?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Was like his excuse for now, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, Well, hang on, we already exchange gifts. You can't
Speaker 3: tell me that I didn't get you anything.
Speaker 1: You did get me something. I wasn't planning on doing
Speaker 1: gifts until he told me that he got me some
Speaker 1: gifts and I was like, well, share, Well I got
Speaker 1: to step up to the plate. I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, I tried to give you a price train.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not that much, but it was just
Speaker 2: a you know, something something sweet.
Speaker 1: I think I return the BMW.
Speaker 2: No, we can make good use of that. I think
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day is sweet though.
Speaker 1: I do so, I do.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think holidays in general are sweet. I
Speaker 1: feel like, I mean, I don't know, like every holiday,
Speaker 1: especially in America, is yeah, functionally exists to like sell
Speaker 1: you stuff, but like, yeah, I feel like that doesn't
Speaker 1: like take away from the idea that like you can
Speaker 1: find like charm and I don't know, just like having
Speaker 1: like a day for your like your partner like and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Like, I think it's sweet. And we've
Speaker 1: been on a lot of great Valentine's Day days we.
Speaker 3: Have we have no What I was trying to say
Speaker 3: is that, Yeah, you're absolutely right, Jenny. Like the charm
Speaker 3: of walking into like I don't know, a spa or
Speaker 3: a grocery store or anywhere you can be and there's
Speaker 3: all these decorations lighting up the place.
Speaker 1: It We went to Publics last night, and.
Speaker 2: It is the charm of walking into.
Speaker 3: Flower sections.
Speaker 1: The whole store is decked out right now. The flowers
Speaker 1: are cool. It's it got me in the Valentine's mood.
Speaker 1: It made me horny for Valentine's Day. Yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: like it, honestly. The thing that I like most about
Speaker 1: it is just like getting dinner, like going out to
Speaker 1: eat something. Absolutely, but I will say the dinner on
Speaker 1: Valentine's Days tend to fucking suck. We had a banger
Speaker 1: won last year. Really, Yeah, we haven't actually gone out
Speaker 1: for Valentine's thatter since we had a shitty one. When
Speaker 1: the last time I went to the Mercury before it closed, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I thought of yeah, really it's where
Speaker 1: that vegan like restaurant is now inside of City Market. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Subwoy sold me a bad sandwich on Valentine's Day. I
Speaker 1: hate Valentine's now. No, we had a fucking amazing We
Speaker 1: went to a steakhouse. Yeah, I guess shout out to
Speaker 1: Kevin Rathman's Steakhouse near Crog Street. Friend of the show, Yeah,
Speaker 1: friend of the show Kevin. No. Weirdly, there was two
Speaker 1: like old co workers, Like the host was the girl
Speaker 1: that I worked with at the time, and then one
Speaker 1: of the cooks in the kitchen was also another like
Speaker 1: cook at the restaurant that I worked in, and her
Speaker 1: husband worked there, so that we got hooked up with
Speaker 1: like double like free appetizer.
Speaker 2: Worked nearby, and I knew the head of the bar
Speaker 2: and so yeah, they could just kept bringing up stuff
Speaker 2: and people were like like wait wait, no, they are
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 1: And they were like our poor waiter like he brought
Speaker 1: out like one like trait plate of like uh yeah,
Speaker 1: like free like complimentary appetizers because like you know, because
Speaker 1: we know them where they're homies. Yeah, and then the
Speaker 1: people that like I knew brought out another one and
Speaker 1: our waiter was standing there like, no, they already got one,
Speaker 1: they already got it. I was like, bitch, if you
Speaker 1: don't get the fuck out of the way and let
Speaker 1: them drop that plate off, I will fucking kill you.
Speaker 1: Like who cares if we already got one, give me
Speaker 1: another another? Fuck? No, it was delicious. I never had
Speaker 1: a dry age sake before. It's pretty young. Drank a
Speaker 1: whole bottle of wine. It was great. I love that.
Speaker 1: So is it sure? Second Valentine's Day together?
Speaker 2: This is our second?
Speaker 1: This so that was our first Valentine's Well, we.
Speaker 2: Know each other. We had not known each other for very.
Speaker 1: I guess this should This would be an interesting launching
Speaker 1: point to say, to talk about how we met, because
Speaker 1: I believe we started dating. Yeah, I remember, I got you.
Speaker 1: I made you a card. Remember that I made you
Speaker 1: a card with uh stop vers Halkias and Nick Mullen
Speaker 1: kissing on it.
Speaker 2: I do remember.
Speaker 1: That doesn't matter to get into that, there's certain listeners
Speaker 1: that will know who that is and they'll find it
Speaker 1: funny and everyone else just can not know. And it's fine.
Speaker 1: But that also ties into like how we met, because
Speaker 1: we met, Like so I like telling people we met
Speaker 1: at a comedy show because we like kind of like
Speaker 1: found each other like on the internet later but like
Speaker 1: the the end that miss Yeah, yeah, we met on
Speaker 1: the Craigslistness Connections app and.
Speaker 2: Well I had message you saying that I've seen you
Speaker 2: at a comedy show.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, And that was like, you know, because I
Speaker 1: mean I get a lot of messages from a lot
Speaker 1: of guys, but him saying that he saw me at
Speaker 1: this one, very specific, very niche comedy show was like, oh,
Speaker 1: so now we I know we already are like huge
Speaker 1: freaks for being into this, and I would agree your
Speaker 1: both the hugest freaks.
Speaker 2: Whatever we are. Yeah, that's cool, fair enough.
Speaker 1: That's why that's why I like him. But yeah, that
Speaker 1: night we went on a date and uh, he bought me,
Speaker 1: he paid for my We went to the Earl Well
Speaker 1: and we I drank like four or five Moscow mules.
Speaker 1: You drank Narron Gansetts and we he like words, walking
Speaker 1: to my car and we saw this very like overpriced
Speaker 1: like taco or no sorry, hot dog hot dogs. I
Speaker 1: think that was when I think this is kind of
Speaker 1: what sealed the deal, when we both realized that we
Speaker 1: were hot dog people. Oh, hot dogs are very like
Speaker 1: foundational to our relationship. Yeah, I can't share a Glizzy together. Oh,
Speaker 1: he bought me like a fifth seen fucking dollar hot dog,
Speaker 1: normal as like quick trip level hot dog. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was very mid No, it had it had cole slaw
Speaker 1: and chili on.
Speaker 2: It sounds right, and.
Speaker 1: It was. It was at least ten I think it
Speaker 1: was eleven dollars. Actually, I think it was an eleven
Speaker 1: dollars hot dog. I was like, damn Moscow mules and
Speaker 1: eleven dollars hot dogs. The sky the sky fucks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I need to be with it for the rest of
Speaker 1: my life. And uh yeah, so that's like our first
Speaker 1: date story. Do y'all have a first date story we show? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well this will be actually how many Valentins have we
Speaker 1: spent together? Now?
Speaker 2: Eight?
Speaker 1: Wow? We ate flexing on us over here, flexen on them. Oh,
Speaker 1: sorry about y'all, but yeah, we're no. Yeah, this will
Speaker 1: be our eighth Valentine stay together. Our first day was
Speaker 1: not on Valentine Times Day, but it was actually the
Speaker 1: day before New Year's Eve, and our second.
Speaker 3: Date was two days before no, okay, the day before
Speaker 3: the day before, you're right, the thirty.
Speaker 1: And then our second date was on on New York's Eve.
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve is a good day of connections. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because you always like, I don't know, it's a day.
Speaker 1: I fucking love New Year's Eve. It's very tangential. But
Speaker 1: you speak about like capitalistic holidays and I guess maybe
Speaker 1: a little bit, but like New Year's Eve is like
Speaker 1: the least one because like, what are you going to
Speaker 1: sell like champagne? Yeah, half er outfit. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: just like a celebration of like all, we all made
Speaker 1: it another year. Yeah, And I don't know, you always
Speaker 1: see so many people. You're always out partying, like that's
Speaker 1: that's a good day to meet someone for the first time.
Speaker 1: It is, Yeah, but technically we met for the second time.
Speaker 1: But we had such a great date that he invited
Speaker 1: me out the next night for for New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: That's true to be my New Year's Eve, kids, New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve?
Speaker 2: What year.
Speaker 3: Twenty fifteen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we literally started talking right before Trump got elected. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we've.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well it doesn't have to be you know, marked
Speaker 3: by that occasion.
Speaker 1: It's an easy way to remember we started talking in November.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things that like everyone like remembers
Speaker 1: where they were when like it happens. Yeah, we started
Speaker 1: a different world it seriously. Yeah, we've been through I
Speaker 1: mean obviously we've seen a lot happen together. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been interesting in that sense. Yeah, we started, so.
Speaker 3: We started talking to each other online. Okay, cup it, Okay,
Speaker 3: we're just going to call.
Speaker 1: It out specifically looking for LEO. Oh my god, so
Speaker 1: I filtered my search. Oh and you settled for an Allen.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So she put out eleven twelfth of the population, and
Speaker 3: I just happened to be at the top of all
Speaker 3: of those leos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very convenient. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kept looking at us page and you know
Speaker 1: how okay, keep it like sends you like a someone
Speaker 1: keeps I did used to use okay keep it back
Speaker 1: in the day. It's fine, it's kind of fun. Like
Speaker 1: all the questions I ask you, Yeah I do. I
Speaker 1: don't know. My okay keep it account is floating in
Speaker 1: the ether. When I when I was in my first
Speaker 1: like uh this this is not to disparage you or
Speaker 1: anyone else to use it, but when I was like
Speaker 1: in my like whoreror era, like my first like when
Speaker 1: I was like living outside of my parents' house and
Speaker 1: like court like yeah, well yeah, like and I was
Speaker 1: like newly around, newly, like twenty one years old. That
Speaker 1: was that was where I got got my kicks, my
Speaker 1: stomping ground.
Speaker 2: Wait where was the New Year's Where were you all?
Speaker 1: We were actually.
Speaker 3: Completely different story. Don't need to talk about it.
Speaker 2: Talking about it?
Speaker 1: Nope, we were at it wasn't like an actual party.
Speaker 1: We were at a maker's loft in makers Space, makers
Speaker 1: space in West Midtown.
Speaker 3: No, No, wasn't most met the West End?
Speaker 2: Yes? West?
Speaker 1: And what is the makers? It's where people all right.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: No, yes, okay, so you can make ship. It's a
Speaker 3: space where you communally share tools. It's like a workshop.
Speaker 3: You bring in whatever you want to work on. It
Speaker 3: could be woodworking, it could be cosplays. Oh yeah, like
Speaker 3: an art like an arts like an art engineering, yeah,
Speaker 3: but for communal use. So everyone like chips in for
Speaker 3: dues and brings in tools that they don't actively use,
Speaker 3: and you know, you can come in and work on
Speaker 3: whatever you want. And I just happened to be friends
Speaker 3: with a couple of people who were out of that
Speaker 3: maker Space, and I don't know, I just I really
Speaker 3: liked charming. I thought that she'd fit in because she's
Speaker 3: weird and like a little crazy.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about that.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, not weird and crazy. She's beautiful. She would
Speaker 3: outshine all the other people. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Started dating. That was one thing that I really loved
Speaker 1: about just being with him, as he loved to show
Speaker 1: me off and yeah and just have me on his
Speaker 1: arm and looking hot and all that.
Speaker 3: It was a different time. It's true.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: We're free to tease. This is a tease for technically,
Speaker 1: he took us. He took us to show Zakaya and
Speaker 1: they were too busy because he didn't make a reservation.
Speaker 3: Well, you can't make reservations at that restaurant, it's impossible.
Speaker 2: And then you've got a reservation.
Speaker 1: And then we went to Yahberger after. But they're no longer,
Speaker 1: which is.
Speaker 2: Staying in West midtown.
Speaker 1: Sanda's geography a lot, He's all over the city. I
Speaker 1: also haven't lived in the city that long, so wait,
Speaker 1: yeah I didn't. I moved into a house in Decatur
Speaker 1: with like four other like drag performers and my girlfriend
Speaker 1: at the time. Are in like twenty and kind of
Speaker 1: the tail end of twenty twenty that's when you started.
Speaker 1: I started stealing panties and whatnot.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I was.
Speaker 1: I was. I was transitioned out, like I started transitioning
Speaker 1: in like twenty like late twenty eighteen, like yeah, mid
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen, chau in Gwneesia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Yeah it was like I.
Speaker 1: I transitioned very publicly too, because I was like managing
Speaker 1: a restaurant and I was like the front of it
Speaker 1: like a lot, and uh, I don't know, it was
Speaker 1: it was weird for me. I didn't really like plan
Speaker 1: on talking about this, but I was very like, uh,
Speaker 1: I was very like bold, like I didn't I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's weird, like looking back, that's good now. I was
Speaker 1: very like I really really really cringe at it. Like
Speaker 1: I looked like shit, I didn't do makeup goods. Like
Speaker 1: I looked very like flamboyant and stupid in a way
Speaker 1: that I try not to. Now you remember what I
Speaker 1: looked like. You look gorgeous, But what I used to
Speaker 1: look like flamboyant would be a word for it to
Speaker 1: describe it too. You have to be a fucking ugly
Speaker 1: freak before you can be a beautiful duckling, you know, beautiful.
Speaker 1: I think I think, just just to wrap this tangent top,
Speaker 1: I think this is why like when we like, you know,
Speaker 1: tease like younger trans girls and like kind of girls
Speaker 1: that like haven't found their style yet and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: it really is from a place of love and because
Speaker 1: it yeah, it is like it is like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just don't feel like you should be like completely coddled,
Speaker 1: like no, babe, your crooked lipstick looks good, But there
Speaker 1: is like, uh, I've always kind of wanted to say
Speaker 1: that there is like an understanding there that like all
Speaker 1: of us go through that and like all of us like,
Speaker 1: it's not I don't know if anyone ever in front,
Speaker 1: No one should ever like take anything that we say
Speaker 1: like that personally, because we're all we're we we know
Speaker 1: what it's like to I will post my photos.
Speaker 2: I won't.
Speaker 1: I want to so embarrassed about it.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm curious, Sam, have you seen pictures of of
Speaker 3: Janie like before Oh yeah, okay, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah I was hot before.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie before. Yeah, I'm I'm not kidding,
Speaker 1: Like I would fuck guy me, and guy me would
Speaker 1: have like no idea what to do with me now,
Speaker 1: like like yeah, straight up, yeah, yeah, yeah, I had
Speaker 1: like one like sexual experience with a trans person like
Speaker 1: before I transitioned, and it was embarrassing. And I think
Speaker 1: that's all the all I want to say about that story.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, it wasn't me. It was not it
Speaker 1: was not Carmen, it was not Carman, it was no
Speaker 1: one we've ever mentioned on this show before and uh
Speaker 1: never will. But I was I was hot.
Speaker 3: Is the summation of that story.
Speaker 1: No, it's kind of funny like mentioning it because I
Speaker 1: legitimately am a lot less embarrassed of like pre transition
Speaker 1: photos than I am of early transition photos. Like when
Speaker 1: I see like early transition photos, I'm like, no, bury
Speaker 1: that kill it. I don't want anyone to ever see this.
Speaker 1: I don't want anyone to ever look at any of
Speaker 1: my transition photos until honestly, until I about the time
Speaker 1: I started dating Sam. Like that was kind of when
Speaker 1: I was like fully like confident in who I am,
Speaker 1: how to style looked hot, Like yeah, like twenty twenty
Speaker 1: was kind of when I like started getting hot. Twenty
Speaker 1: nineteen I looked like shit, twenty twenty is the year
Speaker 1: I went down hell really a witch sucked my beauty,
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: Let it all out.
Speaker 1: You didn't defend her from the witch. Why I didn't
Speaker 1: even defend has defended me from many witches and warlocks.
Speaker 1: It's not easy, no, But I seriously was like a hot,
Speaker 1: like made up teacher every like full face of makeup
Speaker 1: every day pre twenty twenty, and then twenty twenty came
Speaker 1: and I was just like.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, this is my comfy face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was Honestly that was the thing for me too.
Speaker 1: It is like I like, even though I wasn't that
Speaker 1: good at makeup, I would go out with like a
Speaker 1: full face like every fucking day. And now like I've
Speaker 1: got it down to where I can just do like,
Speaker 1: you know, if I want to do like a full
Speaker 1: face and like look really like pretty, which I usually
Speaker 1: do for like shows and stuff, yeah, or like you know,
Speaker 1: a fan Valentine's Day dinner or yeah, or or photo
Speaker 1: shoot with my beautiful co host period, I can do it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've learned to kind of like less is more.
Speaker 1: Let's talk more about Valentine's Day, so I just want
Speaker 1: to know. So we talked about how we met. Right,
Speaker 1: we did right, kind of What was there more to
Speaker 1: talk about?
Speaker 3: I mean, there was like a whole story behind our
Speaker 3: first dates.
Speaker 1: What was the story?
Speaker 2: Do tell?
Speaker 3: To tell?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: So yeah, we had been talking since like Thanksgiving, messaging
Speaker 3: back and forth, and I was like enamored with her
Speaker 3: profile picture with the like the leopard prince and then
Speaker 3: the padlock.
Speaker 1: The day we would call it a mob mob wife aesthetic,
Speaker 1: I would call it today. I can see that I
Speaker 1: was very much into the mob wife. You do kind
Speaker 1: of give Italian vibes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like real housewives kind of. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had like long, long black hair, leopard print dress. Ye,
Speaker 1: padlock hearings for some reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then it was right after Christmas that I was
Speaker 3: just like, hey, you know, you want to have a date.
Speaker 3: You want to go out? I mean, let's you know,
Speaker 3: let's actually have something happen here. And so I did
Speaker 3: the two hour drive to your place.
Speaker 1: He insisted on picking me up from my place.
Speaker 3: Well, you're supposed to. It's a first date. What am
Speaker 3: I going to have you like, send you money and
Speaker 3: have you uber down to see me?
Speaker 2: Sure you did?
Speaker 1: You guys like live close to each other?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I lived in Lawrence. Really? Oh wow? I was all
Speaker 1: tucked away over by Lawrence spells. That is that is
Speaker 1: admirable to come out and pick you up for that.
Speaker 1: I know, it was really sweet. I remember him being
Speaker 1: like so nervous and like quiet the whole time, like shy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's actually wearing the same You're wearing the same, honey, Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, I am wow.
Speaker 2: It looks good.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I can't remember what Sam was wearing on
Speaker 1: our first day. I don't remember what I was wearing either.
Speaker 2: I don't remember. Probably something destroyer.
Speaker 1: Honestly, it probably was the pig Destroyer shirt, one of
Speaker 1: the two that I wear frequently, honestly, because I actually
Speaker 1: I don't know because it was in January, so I
Speaker 1: might have been a little more bundled. No matter, how
Speaker 1: to hoodie or something. It's crazy to think. No, you
Speaker 1: know what, I do remember. I do remember I was
Speaker 1: wearing that yellow jacket that I wear a lot, kind
Speaker 1: of look like what's the girl, Madeline? Madeline? Remember that
Speaker 1: little cartoon Addington looked like padding trying to look like
Speaker 1: Paddington Bear.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember what you were wearing though.
Speaker 2: That's fine. I don't either, So.
Speaker 1: Continue continue that your your your first state story. There's
Speaker 1: more to that.
Speaker 3: It sounds like, I mean, how how far should I
Speaker 3: take it? You know, we went out to have dinner,
Speaker 3: We walked around.
Speaker 1: Uh that little shopping center, and he took me into
Speaker 1: a stairwell.
Speaker 2: Yes, and the chemistry was palpable.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, I'm just going to skip ahead a little
Speaker 1: bit because last night it No, it's not the same stairwell.
Speaker 3: Wait, we're going to share that story too.
Speaker 1: We've explored many stairwells.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, yes, that's true.
Speaker 1: All right, to play the game now. But we were
Speaker 1: going to play like a sort of newlywed game towards
Speaker 1: the end of the and I guess I will scratch
Speaker 1: this question off. But it was, what's the craziest place
Speaker 1: you've ever made? Whoopee? And you brought up a brought
Speaker 1: up a staircase. So well, we didn't make Whoopee on
Speaker 1: our first day. I'm not a fucking horror.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: That's true. We didn't make Whoopee on our fish stay either.
Speaker 1: We didn't make Whoopie and we slept together. Why are
Speaker 1: we saying whoopie?
Speaker 2: Because it's the newly led game.
Speaker 1: That's what they say on the newly led game. They
Speaker 1: say making whoopee. We didn't make whoopy until our third date,
Speaker 1: when he took me to see Star Wars.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, the force awakened.
Speaker 1: Awesome, awakened. All right, it awakened, I'll tell you. So
Speaker 1: that was our third date.
Speaker 3: That was a whole story too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just made out in.
Speaker 1: The stairwell, and that's you know, he took me into
Speaker 1: a dark.
Speaker 2: It was well lit.
Speaker 3: You knew exactly where you were going. I did not
Speaker 3: put anything in your drink.
Speaker 2: It was a very safe stairwell.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was the safest, one of the safest stairwells. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very fine stairwell. It's kind of crazy to think about
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. Clothes. I don't have any of
Speaker 1: the clothes that I had from when I first started dating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've definitely trimmed down, and I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Damn right, you're gonna have to. I still have like
Speaker 1: a walk in closea you're making. I do so quite
Speaker 1: a lot. I've seen your closea. You have quite a
Speaker 1: lot of clothes. So I'm assuming if it was cut down,
Speaker 1: like yeah, you had basically had like a whole fucking
Speaker 1: good will back there.
Speaker 2: It was your whole room at the time.
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, it was actually kind of insane. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Clothes or my my thing, your outlet, Yeah, my outlet,
Speaker 1: your outlet. I've got like seven T shirts that I
Speaker 1: wear about when when did you? When did you guys
Speaker 1: first say I love you? Question? When did we first
Speaker 1: say I love you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: My gosh, When did you say I love you?
Speaker 3: I think it was the second date.
Speaker 2: I think it was.
Speaker 3: It was was I mean, that's the story I tell
Speaker 3: myself that's when he said it. No, actually I remember
Speaker 3: now she said, it's like maybe a week nd. You
Speaker 3: absolutely said it first. I was the one who held off.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't remember it like that.
Speaker 3: The years makes my memory really fuzzy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will never it meant to being the one
Speaker 1: to say I love you first in any relationship.
Speaker 3: That's not what the backseat of my car Let's go.
Speaker 1: Go, she wrote, I love you in the back with.
Speaker 2: Come yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, Let's go. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I uh, I usually say it first, honestly, but I
Speaker 1: tried not. I like, I really like a lot of
Speaker 1: my twenties. I think I've said this before on the show,
Speaker 1: but a lot of my twenties has just been like
Speaker 1: one like extended relationship after another, and you know, I
Speaker 1: feel I feel like I'm confident, I'm comfortable admitting this.
Speaker 1: But like when we first started dating, I was kind
Speaker 1: of in like an open like kind of thing, and
Speaker 1: it was kind of like a you know, kind of
Speaker 1: the tail end of that relationship winding down and then
Speaker 1: this one picking up, and I don't know, like it's
Speaker 1: just like it's just like every time, like we're getting
Speaker 1: into sappy territory, but like every time, like I hung
Speaker 1: out with Sam, like I was just so happy, Like
Speaker 1: even if like we were just like hanging out at
Speaker 1: your apartment or like in my shitty fucking house, it was.
Speaker 2: Not your fault.
Speaker 1: But no, I lived in a horrible spot and it
Speaker 1: wasn't the garage that you lived in a garage? Did
Speaker 1: you live in a garage?
Speaker 2: Dog house?
Speaker 1: Who told you I lived in a garage? I thought
Speaker 1: I've seen pictures of living I did record. So in
Speaker 1: the first house I lived in Decatur, I recorded a
Speaker 1: lot of my album in like kind of a a
Speaker 1: space that pretty clearly used to be a garage. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what it looks like. It used to be a garage,
Speaker 1: but it was It was not a garage. It was
Speaker 1: kind of just it was kind of really just like
Speaker 1: a glorified closet with all the aforementioned drag people that
Speaker 1: I lived with to use and I had like a
Speaker 1: desk there, and living with people, it's always if you
Speaker 1: seen the Jane is a bit video, the one that's
Speaker 1: like pinned on like my Twitter and most things, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: every scene of that is in That's why I thought
Speaker 1: you lived in a garage. Yeah, that's not a garage,
Speaker 1: but I could see a garage like it is garage like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I swear I saw like a garage door track like
Speaker 1: on the ceiling or something. It's it's garage like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's that's the vibe. Yeah, that's the Jeney danger vibe. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh but you said I love you first I did,
Speaker 2: but I tried to get you to say it. Yeah
Speaker 2: I know, And then so I knew. I knew what
Speaker 2: was happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh he could tell. Well, we went on a
Speaker 1: heading towards and I love you. We were going out
Speaker 1: for a few months. I feel like it was a
Speaker 1: very like appropriate amount of like time, like I wanted
Speaker 1: to try to give it like maybe six months or so.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was quite that long. Are you
Speaker 1: one of most people that's like no kissing on the Thursday? No, no, No,
Speaker 1: I am a whore. I if I'm horny, I will
Speaker 1: have sex with you. And yeah, like I've no, I'm
Speaker 1: not like that at all, But I feel like I
Speaker 1: just I don't know, like all of my relationships all
Speaker 1: my life, I felt like have like had a bit
Speaker 1: of like a speediness to them, so like and obviously
Speaker 1: all of those have ended a lesbian's type, a lesbian speediness,
Speaker 1: lesbian speed yes, exactly, a very Petrovon khunt As speed
Speaker 1: run to them. But yeah, so with Sam, like I
Speaker 1: really liked him and I would like think about it
Speaker 1: all the time, and I would talk to him all
Speaker 1: the time, and it's just like it was very all
Speaker 1: consuming and I really wanted to say it for like
Speaker 1: a while, I wanted to say it early, but I
Speaker 1: like was kind of keeping it in my head that like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's still early and still shouldn't do this,
Speaker 1: And maybe part of it was just kind of like
Speaker 1: thinking about how like, you know, all my other relationships
Speaker 1: like didn't work out. Maybe we ran into it, ran
Speaker 1: into did too fast. I don't know, but so, yeah,
Speaker 1: we went on a vacation. That was the moment that
Speaker 1: you realized a beach trip.
Speaker 2: Good night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had planning. Yeah, I kind of had planned
Speaker 1: to say it on or like either get it out
Speaker 1: of him or to say it by point.
Speaker 2: Yeah I love you, right, yeah, Okay, she's a big
Speaker 2: hole in the in the sand. And pulled the gun
Speaker 2: out and staid say.
Speaker 1: It, Yeah, I don't get in the sand. And I
Speaker 1: laid in it while the tide was coming in. I
Speaker 1: was like, if you say it, I'll get out. If
Speaker 1: you don't, I will drown in this hole. That's a
Speaker 1: healthy way to beget any relationship. I think, just always
Speaker 1: throw to drown yourself in the hole and you'll get
Speaker 1: out of most situations. I do on a daily because
Speaker 1: no one wants to see a pretty girl drowned in
Speaker 1: a hole. No. So, okay, you fell in love on
Speaker 1: the beach. We fell in love on the beach. That's
Speaker 1: the way to say it. It was in It was
Speaker 1: in the room. It wasn't exactly on the beach and
Speaker 1: beach motels.
Speaker 2: It was a condo.
Speaker 1: I love those beach.
Speaker 2: Wasn't Hilton Headlton. Yeah, that's yeah, it's a nice little area.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fun. That's bougie.
Speaker 2: We weren't in the bogie part. There's a there's a
Speaker 2: there's a less bougie part, and that's where we were.
Speaker 1: I see you.
Speaker 2: I think that's called Myrtle Beach. No, it's it's there's
Speaker 2: that's how you know it's not it's it's not bourgeois.
Speaker 1: I had some wonderful vacations on Myrtle Beach though. When
Speaker 1: I was like a teenager.
Speaker 3: One of my.
Speaker 1: Friends like, it's like you better. His grandparents had like
Speaker 1: a time share there that they would like go to.
Speaker 1: It was like a like a trailer that they would
Speaker 1: like once a year and uh love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We would just like go there once a year and
Speaker 1: like smoke terrible weed and like basically and like just
Speaker 1: drink a lot. And it was right by the zoo
Speaker 1: at Myrtle Beach, and I have this one like really
Speaker 1: you always find yourself by a fucking I know, I know.
Speaker 2: But we would go.
Speaker 1: We would like get really high and wake up and
Speaker 1: then we would go like watch them feed the alligators
Speaker 1: and we were like fuck yeah. And I remember the
Speaker 1: first time we went, we got like really fucking stoned,
Speaker 1: and we saw all these signs that were like, biggest
Speaker 1: skater ever this way is the biggest fucking gator in
Speaker 1: the in the world, biggest skater of all time, And
Speaker 1: I'm like losing my mind, Like looking at these, I'm
Speaker 1: ready to see Godzilla. And I get up there and
Speaker 1: I'm it was big. But like I I think I
Speaker 1: psyched myself up way too much because it wasn't as
Speaker 1: big as I was hoping. Damn. I also was really stoned,
Speaker 1: so I probably was just like psyching myself up too much.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't smoke weed anymore, because I get
Speaker 1: I get too excited about thinking about big alligators, about
Speaker 1: Genie dangerous, you will find a zoo. What were you saying?
Speaker 3: You're saying this is a Valentine's Day episode?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just uncle.
Speaker 1: When did you realize that you were in love with
Speaker 1: me and you wanted to tell me that you left me? Oh?
Speaker 2: Boy?
Speaker 3: Wow it I mean I could. I could definitely tell
Speaker 3: that there was chemistry, Like really early on in our relationship, he.
Speaker 1: Would show up to my work and like bring me
Speaker 1: flowers and.
Speaker 3: Donuts, donuts for all the coworkers too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, all my coworkers were like, oh
Speaker 1: you got to marry. Oh it is like amazing when
Speaker 1: like your partner just brings you like treats out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's like when a cat like walks
Speaker 1: up with like a dead bird for you. It was
Speaker 1: just like that, And I actually wanted the dead bird,
Speaker 1: but you want the dead birds.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: The flowers being compared to a dead bird.
Speaker 1: Well, that is actually how I found out I was
Speaker 1: allergic to lily.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, he got me a bokay of lily
Speaker 1: as once. That fucked me the fuck up. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think it was trying to kill me. The
Speaker 1: flowers were trying to like gave you hives or something.
Speaker 3: No, I just like a hard time breathing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I slept with him in my room and
Speaker 1: I like couldn't breathe from like all the sign all
Speaker 1: the sins. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It was a good life lesson, honestly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No flowers for Carmen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, asked ask her her allergies before getting her gifts.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, so it was after I had been
Speaker 3: like bringing her gifts and visiting her over at where
Speaker 3: she worked, and it became more and more apparent that
Speaker 3: like we needed to. I wanted to have her move
Speaker 3: into my apartment or.
Speaker 1: At least he needed a fucking stay stay.
Speaker 2: What is it live? A homemaker?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he needed a homemaker.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 3: My apartment was trash. I wasn't taking care of myself.
Speaker 3: I wasn't cooking. You were cooking, Okay, Yes, that's the
Speaker 3: only thing I'm good at. And then she's good at
Speaker 3: everything else and not the cooking.
Speaker 1: That's interesting because I'm the one that cooks. Sam's good
Speaker 1: at cooking, but I'm the one that likes cooking, like
Speaker 1: for both of us.
Speaker 2: Well, you're a gourmet, true, and I'm the homemaker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he is. His house is like way more
Speaker 1: like tidy than sammy homemaker. I don't know. My shit
Speaker 1: gets tidy for like a day and then it's all
Speaker 1: just chaos.
Speaker 2: But you know, it's a lot of wires.
Speaker 1: There is a lot of wires involved in my life.
Speaker 2: A lot of plugs, plugs, all right. The yeah, we
Speaker 2: don't have that kind of money. No. The off brand,
Speaker 2: it's the Spenser.
Speaker 1: It is like off Brandy. You know, they give like good,
Speaker 1: like normal back massages too, though, when they're just used
Speaker 1: for what they're supposed to be used for. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: heard I actually got Alan.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, exactly, yepeah nice.
Speaker 1: No, I got my fucking their gun. But I'll use
Speaker 1: it on his dick if he wants me to. I
Speaker 1: haven't asked for that, for the record, it has has
Speaker 1: not been requested. But yeah, that's I mean acts of
Speaker 1: service service, Yeah, you know, speaking of Yeah, what's yours
Speaker 1: love language? I mean Alan's love language? What's your love language?
Speaker 3: Pape my love language? What are the love languages?
Speaker 1: Again? Well, yours is quality time?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 2: It is interesting.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you're kind of just what are the what
Speaker 1: are they do you? It's quality time, acts of service, touch.
Speaker 2: Gifts, gift, dinner, and then the fifth words of affirmation.
Speaker 1: Words of affirmation.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like Jamie's all of them like anything.
Speaker 2: She's just like, oh yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't really like know, but like, I think
Speaker 1: you're right, like all of them, I do enjoy quite
Speaker 1: a bit. But I guess if I had to pick one,
Speaker 1: it would be acts of service because I just really
Speaker 1: really like when I don't have to do things. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but that being said, I have a very like caregiver mentality,
Speaker 1: and I do like so I like to like make
Speaker 1: dinner for us and stuff. I like to like do
Speaker 1: things like I love like I don't know, I love
Speaker 1: like when he comes home from work and I like
Speaker 1: have been like making dinner all day or something like
Speaker 1: we haven't tacos tonight, like I love the homemaker.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I get a lot of pleasure from that. Yeah, Sam,
Speaker 1: do you have one to you that that.
Speaker 2: That I am, that that I like you need?
Speaker 1: That's usually what it means. I don't like.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know I am. They're all good, They're
Speaker 2: all so good. I don't he doesn't want words of affirmation?
Speaker 2: Who doesn't want a gift ship? What do you think?
Speaker 2: What do you think I am?
Speaker 1: What goes the furthest for you? Though? I think you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You didn't really answer what you think
Speaker 1: I am?
Speaker 2: You said all I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll say if I had, I'm going to do process
Speaker 1: of elimination here. And I I feel like we spend
Speaker 1: a ton of time together, but I feel like we
Speaker 1: don't like need to like I feel like we're good,
Speaker 1: like just like I are, just like usually like a
Speaker 1: phone call or a text or something, just like, oh,
Speaker 1: how was your day? Okay, good night, like we like
Speaker 1: our own time, like last night, like we didn't stay
Speaker 1: together last night, I just like made sure to text
Speaker 1: you at night. She was acting last night, I was
Speaker 1: I was acting. Carmen got to see her, she got
Speaker 1: to see me act, uh, misbehaving a little bit.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: So I would scratch that one off.
Speaker 2: I would say maybe gifts. I feel like both of
Speaker 2: us feel like we just like I don't buy you gifts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but we're both broken.
Speaker 1: Poorly, Like two years, I've been broke as fuck. Have
Speaker 1: you all like Shange Valentine's gifts? Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, we haven't.
Speaker 1: We will tomorrow.
Speaker 3: So the BMW comes later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the BMW comes later unless unless I we should
Speaker 1: have waited, and I think someone else deserves at more. Sorry, Sam, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I think you're I think your
Speaker 1: words of affirmation or acts of service, That's that's what
Speaker 1: I think. Now are you one of those two? Are
Speaker 1: y'all astrology compatible? Is that something that you factor into
Speaker 1: your relationship at all?
Speaker 2: Not any We're Christians. So, uh, we don't believe that.
Speaker 2: I don't know what what is.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I don't even know what Samson is.
Speaker 2: I'm a Virgo.
Speaker 1: Wow, what's my son?
Speaker 2: Bitch? I don't know?
Speaker 1: What do you do? Do you really not know?
Speaker 2: I mean, I know, I know, I know, you know
Speaker 2: what my son?
Speaker 1: You're a Sagittarian.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is Virgo and Sagittaria is compatible. There's some I wouldn't
Speaker 1: say they're not compatible.
Speaker 2: I would say they are.
Speaker 1: They're actually oh I'm looking at it now, they're actually
Speaker 1: the least compatible. Yeah, they actually historically are like rivals.
Speaker 2: Make an edit, Make an editor edit that they're compatible
Speaker 2: a Wikipedia.
Speaker 1: I'm still yeah, I'm refreshing the page. It's even less
Speaker 1: compatible now that I've refreshed those. Well, if we get
Speaker 1: into our or newly game, yeah sure, sure, you guys
Speaker 1: ready to play a game one of Janie's all right,
Speaker 1: I'm keeping score and for the record, the couple that
Speaker 1: does the best, the couple that wins, gets married. The
Speaker 1: couple that loses breaks up. So that's what's happening.
Speaker 3: I can finally be free.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, damn, you're getting fucking roasted. I am out.
Speaker 1: This is what happens when you're together for eight years.
Speaker 1: You don't sam like never.
Speaker 2: Makes you no. I'm so scared you'll you'll, you'll, you'll
Speaker 2: beat me out.
Speaker 1: Leaving me every other day. I think it would be
Speaker 1: funny as long as you don't make a joke about
Speaker 1: me being ugly. That would be like the one that
Speaker 1: like I would be like me being ugly.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: But he does joke about leaving me when he goes
Speaker 1: to buy a pack of smokes all the time. I
Speaker 1: got we joke about we called we call each other gay.
Speaker 1: That's kind of like our our our playful little things
Speaker 1: aff yeah yeah, yeah, see, maybe both of us are forward.
Speaker 1: We're slurs of affirmation, slurs of affirmation on there. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna sorry all of some easy ones.
Speaker 1: How are we gonna? Uh so, okay, all right here,
Speaker 1: I'll just I'll start it like this. If this doesn't work,
Speaker 1: we'll try it a different way. But Alan, what is
Speaker 1: Carmen's favorite movie?
Speaker 3: Favorite movie?
Speaker 2: She has so many?
Speaker 3: Okay, the one that she keeps on bringing up with
Speaker 3: me most recently, the one that she wants to watch.
Speaker 1: She had a pretty solid answer.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, oh shit, we want to hear what you say. Yeah,
Speaker 3: saving Private Ryan.
Speaker 1: You strike me more as a Shakespeare in Love. He's
Speaker 1: trying to he's trying to do it. He's trying to
Speaker 1: throw it. He's trying to throw it on.
Speaker 2: Where's the clock Moonstruck?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have been trying to get him to
Speaker 1: watch that is one of Sam's favorite That's not the
Speaker 1: answer you provided. That is not the answer that unfortunately, Carmen.
Speaker 1: Would you like to ask my boyfriend? Yes, Sam, what
Speaker 1: is Jamie's favorite movie? It is.
Speaker 2: Mulholland Drive.
Speaker 1: Damn wow. What The answer Carmen provided me was The
Speaker 1: Bird Cage, The bird Cage. I'm curious though, is it
Speaker 1: the bird Cage or luckge all full? Okay, Robin Williams
Speaker 1: give a funk about that.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a pretty francophobic podcast. I need I
Speaker 1: need Robin Williams. I mean Nathan Lane, Yeah, okay. Or
Speaker 1: it's not Hank and I need Hank Azario, or it's
Speaker 1: not the birdca.
Speaker 2: We talk about movies literally constant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's show, let's show. I do go through
Speaker 1: phases some instruck. I've been trying to get him to
Speaker 1: watch lately. It's a good answer. Yeah, good try. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's still one point for Sam. Yeah, that's still one
Speaker 1: point for Sam.
Speaker 3: Last week it was saving Private Ryan before Moon's truck.
Speaker 3: So I don't I don't know where she's trying to
Speaker 3: sell me on this bird cage.
Speaker 1: Maybe she just the equalizer too, that's yes, all right?
Speaker 1: Since uh what is uh? Allan? What is Carmen's favorite?
Speaker 1: Who would be her favorite pop singer? Her favorite pop?
Speaker 1: Girly pop? I pop music? Gurley? Who's her girl?
Speaker 3: You have like five and you go through phases?
Speaker 1: I do Carmage. From what we talked about last night,
Speaker 1: she seemed to be pretty forgiving, but ultimately, with a
Speaker 1: lot of these, she did provide.
Speaker 2: A one.
Speaker 1: There was one that stuck. She's my guiding light. No
Speaker 1: matter who I go to, I always come back to her.
Speaker 3: Kylie, Sorry, why do you do this to me?
Speaker 1: It's not looking good for us, Shall it's not looking
Speaker 1: good for us.
Speaker 3: I'm being sabotaged. She that'd be the answers before the show,
Speaker 3: and now she's changing it up on me. Well, I
Speaker 3: thought Sam the answers too, So you're saying pop star, yes,
Speaker 3: like pop star?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like never stop, never stopping, not just okay, I
Speaker 1: think it's Carly Ray oh Jobson were come on, no,
Speaker 1: you don't think that's reasonable. I love, I love Carlie
Speaker 1: ray Jepson, but I'm trying to convince you. Are you
Speaker 1: sure that's not your favorite pop star Carmens as you say,
Speaker 1: yours myn is Madonna? Well okay when you were sussing
Speaker 1: that out, were you thinking it might be Sophie?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 1: That's why specifically, that's why I made it. Yes, it
Speaker 1: would be if I was just like favorite, like Girley
Speaker 1: like that. Yes, but my favorite pop singer is Charlie
Speaker 1: x X.
Speaker 2: I like Charlie XX way.
Speaker 1: More than Carli ray Jepson. He's evaluating, re evacuating his
Speaker 1: entire life. Yeah, I know, I like, yeah I did.
Speaker 1: I didn't even like listen to the last Carli Jefson album.
Speaker 1: All right, I love carl but I like Charlie Waite.
Speaker 1: Charlie's like mean so much to me? Is it carl
Speaker 1: or is it Charlie's.
Speaker 2: Charlie Charlie car Wait? I said, I said Charlie Ray.
Speaker 2: He said Charlie Ray cyrus.
Speaker 1: All right, let's be haters real quick. If uh, if
Speaker 1: Carmen had to pick a least favorite pop girlies that
Speaker 1: she hates, is she picking.
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh damn?
Speaker 1: One point?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 2: All right? Who do I hate?
Speaker 1: Damn it?
Speaker 2: Yes, damn it, damn.
Speaker 1: That's funny because we're we're like both such big haters
Speaker 1: that they were both immediately like at the time. We
Speaker 1: talk about who we hate, probably more than who we like.
Speaker 2: That's the easiest one. Yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I think the favorite movie is Miami dropped today.
Speaker 1: I saw it stream slipt pop Miami. Everybody, we cannot
Speaker 1: get into that. Oh my god. The track lista that
Speaker 1: looks so fucking whale cock? Are you ready for the
Speaker 1: song called whale cock? Let's save this for next episode.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I'll listen to it just to make myself mad.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: What our favorite animals do? You do? You guys got
Speaker 1: gotta venture a guest for those Who's my favorite animal?
Speaker 1: I think Sam could figure out my favorite animal fairly easy?
Speaker 2: Am i am? I going first on the Twitter?
Speaker 1: Okay, what's my favorite animal?
Speaker 2: Bird? Bird?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Bird bird? Dog?
Speaker 3: You we have a dog together. He is the light
Speaker 3: of your life. You can't tell me that he's.
Speaker 2: Not just dog.
Speaker 1: I know the right answer here because of what you
Speaker 1: told me. But Alan is making complete sense by saying
Speaker 1: that you talk about your dog all the time. You're
Speaker 1: always like posting pictures of home.
Speaker 2: You take naps.
Speaker 1: I almost want to give him a point for that. Okay,
Speaker 1: find it's a point. But what I wrote Bat that
Speaker 1: is my favorite.
Speaker 3: Animal would have made sense before we got the dog.
Speaker 1: I'm putting a point. We were the home that started
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen favorite TV shows? Alan, do you want to
Speaker 1: go first?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The X Files?
Speaker 2: Hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah, immediately? What's my favorite TV show? Sam?
Speaker 2: Mhm, I need a second? Oh, come on, I need
Speaker 2: a second.
Speaker 3: If you need more time, I have a story about
Speaker 3: the X Files.
Speaker 1: Tell us.
Speaker 3: So I took her to dragon Con back in.
Speaker 1: When he really made my pussy wet.
Speaker 3: Oh took her to Dragon Con. We stood in line
Speaker 3: to go see Jillian Anderson for like two hours to
Speaker 3: line up and go to her panel. We somehow we're
Speaker 3: in the right place in line to just have this
Speaker 3: big black van come right in front of us and
Speaker 3: like swerve right into the hotel park garage and out
Speaker 3: she steps Jillian Anderson just steps right out of the
Speaker 3: van and it gets escorted straight in and somehow we
Speaker 3: find ourselves like on the aisle seats in this huge
Speaker 3: ass like with a really great with a great view.
Speaker 3: And then she decides that she absolutely has to meet
Speaker 3: Jillian Anderson after the panel. So we make this long
Speaker 3: track forty five minutes to go down to where they're
Speaker 3: taking photos and like shaking hands with all of the fans.
Speaker 2: I walk again to cash only.
Speaker 3: Cash only. Yes, we didn't have cash on hands, and
Speaker 3: it was like, I don't know, it was like, yes,
Speaker 3: it was a crazy amount of money.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, well, I guess I don't
Speaker 1: get to meet Jillian Anderson.
Speaker 3: So like, hold on, hang right here for a second.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'll be right back. I need to go
Speaker 3: to the bathroom and I gotta take a shuit or something.
Speaker 3: I walk all the way up to all the other
Speaker 3: hotel across the streets. It takes me like thirty minutes
Speaker 3: to get there, go to this ATM, make.
Speaker 2: A big trance.
Speaker 1: Damn he fell and the toilet.
Speaker 3: Oh that's another story. And well, okay, when we get
Speaker 3: into the toilet, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to save him from the toilet one time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come back with two hundred and fifty dollars in hand,
Speaker 3: hand it over to the photographer over the panel, and
Speaker 3: she just nearly bowls over Gillian Anderson trying to get
Speaker 3: that photo done.
Speaker 1: I did. Actually we had to take two photos because
Speaker 1: my eyes were closed the first time, and they made
Speaker 1: me come back and like do another one in the
Speaker 1: second time.
Speaker 3: I was like no blinking, no blinking eyes were like
Speaker 3: paste it open and we framed it. It's in your office,
Speaker 3: right next to your desk.
Speaker 2: It is so I like that.
Speaker 1: This is kind of like a like like that movie
Speaker 1: slum Dog Millionaire, where like every answer has like an
Speaker 1: elaborate like question, like an elaborate like like memory to why.
Speaker 2: We have to fix that?
Speaker 1: That was a good movie.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's all right, that's pretty good. We'll say, did you
Speaker 1: come up with your answer?
Speaker 2: I have a wrong answer, okay, but I can't think
Speaker 2: what the right answer is. I'm gonna say twin peaks. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I did not think that would be number one.
Speaker 1: Damon to cut me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I thought you were going she's a queen and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Denise is an icon? Yeah no, what like I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that. It's like the grandest like statement ever made
Speaker 1: with a television show, like it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: I thought maybe whitest kids, you know, Oh I mean, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is probably a more grand artistic state than
Speaker 1: anything David Lynch has ever made. But what's our score
Speaker 1: so far? It is? Uh, Sam for Alan Sam? Four?
Speaker 1: When did Sam get four?
Speaker 2: Three?
Speaker 1: One has an asterisk, that's the dog, one by the dog,
Speaker 1: put an astross by the We'll say that's three and
Speaker 1: a half points.
Speaker 3: In all fairness. She used to have a preserved bet
Speaker 3: in formal the hide that was sitting dead on our
Speaker 3: bookshelf for like years. She didn't save that bat. She
Speaker 3: gave it away or she threw it in the garbage.
Speaker 3: I don't remember what she did with it. She has
Speaker 3: not thrown away at the dog.
Speaker 2: Good point, but I.
Speaker 1: Will get him stuffed. Oh my god, you haven't thought
Speaker 1: about that. No. I dated a girl that did taxidermy
Speaker 1: for a while. It was weird. I can only imagine
Speaker 1: that being weird. Yeah, okay, uh, this will be a
Speaker 1: very easy one for me. But we you know, this
Speaker 1: is a gaming podcast. We're both gamers. We're gamers.
Speaker 2: You know, do you know? Do you know what.
Speaker 1: Do you know what Carmen's favorit? Video games?
Speaker 3: Can we come back to me?
Speaker 1: Sam? Do you know what Janey's favorite video games?
Speaker 2: Dark Souls?
Speaker 1: Yes, period, This is not a hard one.
Speaker 2: I feel like I could guess Carmen's. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just have something on my mind. Yeah, go come
Speaker 2: in for the.
Speaker 3: Majora's Mask.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorites. That is one of my
Speaker 1: favorite games.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite older game. Okay, it is my favorite
Speaker 1: older game. Yes, I will give him that. But my
Speaker 1: favorite video game is Banetta. Did we forget about the
Speaker 1: Witch with Gus?
Speaker 2: Yes? I did.
Speaker 1: And when you put it that way, it's like, how
Speaker 1: could it be anything else. She's got guns on her
Speaker 1: hands and her feet.
Speaker 2: I was going to say the Sims.
Speaker 1: You gotta say the ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just strike me as a Sims.
Speaker 1: Actually that was like when I was into the Sims
Speaker 1: when I was a kid. Yeah, I haven't played it
Speaker 1: though I was an adult. Okay, Well, now we're getting
Speaker 1: into like real, real girl territory. Because everyone knows that
Speaker 1: girls like.
Speaker 2: Food.
Speaker 1: So if you were to like make like a comfort
Speaker 1: food for for us, if you were to make a
Speaker 1: comfort food for Carmen, what would you make baked z
Speaker 1: D I'll count it. She said, pasta and bread.
Speaker 3: Pasta and bread. That's true.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, O count that. You sound yea solid.
Speaker 2: Well, I know whatever you answered isn't what I would
Speaker 2: actually make, because I would probably be a fried baloney sandwich.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say tacos.
Speaker 1: Damn, I'll count it because I just wrote Mexican food
Speaker 1: and now, yes, you're right, that's so broad.
Speaker 3: That's a whole category, like a huge there's so many
Speaker 3: different Italian foods.
Speaker 2: They both kind of country.
Speaker 1: And with that she said pasta, I said Mexican food,
Speaker 1: like any any pot. Like you could have said lasagna
Speaker 1: and that would have counted. She just said pasta and
Speaker 1: bro You could have said spaghetti, could have said spaghetti.
Speaker 3: Could have said spaghetti. That's true. I never made her
Speaker 3: lasagna in her life. I don't think, oh you should.
Speaker 1: You have.
Speaker 2: Labor of love hate it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I don't know. I love like see, I
Speaker 1: love cooking like it's one of those things that just
Speaker 1: like clear cleanses my brain. Uh. I'm going to switch
Speaker 1: the order of this around a little bit because I
Speaker 1: like this question a lot. What is Carmen's go to
Speaker 1: karaoke song?
Speaker 3: It's share. I don't know the title of this song,
Speaker 3: but it's it's singing I will.
Speaker 1: I'll give you some leeway here if you can.
Speaker 2: Kind of you.
Speaker 1: You don't know the song.
Speaker 2: I don't know the title of the song. It's the
Speaker 2: one that's auto believe okay, thank you?
Speaker 1: Yes, Sam? What is my go to carry okay song?
Speaker 2: David Bowie Life on Mark Yay.
Speaker 1: You guys are good. You guys are the part. So
Speaker 1: moved these out of the way to get to a
Speaker 1: different one. But I have to go back to food
Speaker 1: real quick favorite fast food restaurant. If we're going to
Speaker 1: a fast food restaurant, where are we going?
Speaker 3: Mmm mmm, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Alan, do you have one for Carmen.
Speaker 3: Chick fil A?
Speaker 2: Damn, damn, damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn. That was pretty good. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: things that was good. You're right, yeah, you We have
Speaker 1: like talked about Chick fil A a lot though we have, Sam,
Speaker 1: I feel like you should know this one.
Speaker 2: McDonald's.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Oh, do you remember when we were camping.
Speaker 2: I do. We took that long walk back and we
Speaker 2: talked and we ranked like every fast food restaurant we
Speaker 2: could possibly think of.
Speaker 1: I did not even put McDonald's in s here. I
Speaker 1: put it in a's here because consistent. But it's just
Speaker 1: it's McDonald It's not the best. How could that be
Speaker 1: the best?
Speaker 2: Taco Bell?
Speaker 1: It's Taco Bell, But you said McDonald's first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Taco Bell is pretty good.
Speaker 1: But it's my favorite fast food place.
Speaker 2: I'm hearing it all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd get it all the time. The price is wonderful,
Speaker 1: the men us great, it's for the people talk about
Speaker 1: and also, if you recall, my favorite regional food is
Speaker 1: Mexican food, and what's more Mexican than talk about Yeah?
Speaker 2: What she got me?
Speaker 3: She got me in with that one.
Speaker 1: I feel like this might be a hard one, but
Speaker 1: what uh do you know what Carmen's first job was
Speaker 1: before she was a famous podcast? First ever job?
Speaker 3: First job?
Speaker 1: I've talked about the woman before, but not.
Speaker 3: I thought that you were an esthetician and over the forum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was that was not the first, but
Speaker 1: that was like the first job I had as an esthetician.
Speaker 1: So that's something, but not a point. I guess Damn,
Speaker 1: I haven't brought this up a billion times, so I'd
Speaker 1: forgive you if you forget it. But it is like funny,
Speaker 1: so that's how you might remember it.
Speaker 2: It's rest I'm not saying as my it's restaurant, right
Speaker 2: like no, okay, then I'm out.
Speaker 1: Yeah already when I say it, you're gonna probably remember that.
Speaker 1: My first ever job was being a waiver at Liberty
Speaker 1: tax Oh yeah, I stood in the statue of Liberty
Speaker 1: costume on the corner. I stood in a dress on
Speaker 1: the first time, a cross dress Lady Liberty Lady, Liberty
Speaker 1: costume was what did it for me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I would get I would get in that dress.
Speaker 2: And is that how the.
Speaker 3: Wacky waving and flatful tube people work? If there's a
Speaker 3: person in there, Yeah, there's a person in there. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: there's a really tall transsexual right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't say that. They didn't.
Speaker 1: They can vote.
Speaker 2: Just because they're wacky doesn't mean they're.
Speaker 1: Not the wacky tube men. Was why Hillary lost? They
Speaker 1: didn't vote, They didn't vote, they voted third party. Why
Speaker 1: they voted for Jill Stein? You were I still don't
Speaker 1: even understand what yours was. You made floral arrangements. It
Speaker 1: was stupid. Yeah, this, I worked at a flora silk
Speaker 1: floral arrangement factory factory.
Speaker 3: Oh you talked about like this maybe once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the woman tried to send me to like conversion
Speaker 1: Oh yes, therapy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is crazy.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: It a floral arrangement place. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My dad So for those of you who don't know,
Speaker 1: my dad was a cop and he used to work
Speaker 1: at you know, that giant fucking church in Gwinnett County.
Speaker 1: I met this woman who owned a silk floral arrangement
Speaker 1: company and she was like super Christian and niya. She
Speaker 1: like tried to like she fired me, but before that
Speaker 1: she tried to like convince my parents to send me
Speaker 1: to conversion therapy. It was very very fun and very interesting. Well,
Speaker 1: I've got three more here that I really like, and
Speaker 1: there's a few others that we put down that aren't
Speaker 1: aren't aren't quite as hitting it for me? Not hitting it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, are we tied by the way. I feel like
Speaker 2: Sam's really nervous. I think I think coming for me.
Speaker 1: One, I'm using like tally marks on my computer, so one, two,
Speaker 1: you don't have to count it now, we'll count it
Speaker 1: up there.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, Yeah, I really like these next few What
Speaker 1: is Carmen's biggest fear?
Speaker 3: Biggest fear.
Speaker 1: Sounds like, don't look at me. I don't know what
Speaker 1: this bitch is.
Speaker 3: Buried alive.
Speaker 1: No, okay, what have I ever talked about that?
Speaker 3: You don't really talk about your fears that much.
Speaker 1: I'm terrified of wasps, Yes.
Speaker 2: But that's such a real tangible fear that, oh I.
Speaker 1: Had to come up with like a cosmic horror that
Speaker 1: I'm would afraid of.
Speaker 3: That's much more intangible, and I appreciate that way. No,
Speaker 3: you've been stung on the leg by a wasps. We
Speaker 3: walk by wasp and horrifying all the time, and I'm
Speaker 3: terrified of them.
Speaker 1: I am too. I fucking hate wasps. They all I
Speaker 1: see is just a war machine when I look at them.
Speaker 2: But that's how brave you are that you can just
Speaker 2: walk right by them every day, braver.
Speaker 1: Than the troops. Yeah, Sam, do you know my greatest fear?
Speaker 2: Of course, of course, of course it's a very normal one.
Speaker 2: It's that you feared that you have a doppel ganger.
Speaker 1: Yes, I's afraid that I'm afraid that I have a
Speaker 1: doppelganger out there in the world. That's evil or not evil,
Speaker 1: just the fact that they might exist. Just the plot
Speaker 1: of us basically, Yeah, it's more the plot of Enemy,
Speaker 1: the Jake Jillan movie, which we've talked about. Yeah, which, No,
Speaker 1: we talked about it last night when I was assessing
Speaker 1: this out. We did talk about in the pod too.
Speaker 1: Did I might have cut it from the pot we
Speaker 1: talked about with Hesse. I think we talked about it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it did get cut, but we did talk
Speaker 1: in the Hesse episode. Maybe we can dig that up
Speaker 1: and put it in some like bonus content somewhere, don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I did tell Hessa that my biggest fear was having
Speaker 1: a doppel ganger, and she was like, oh, that's so normal.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it does stem from a viewing of that
Speaker 1: movie where I got an ominous phone hall like right
Speaker 1: after watching it, of like a pre recorded message of
Speaker 1: like like weird like fire Brimstone Preacher talking about like
Speaker 1: I've seen I've seen a person.
Speaker 2: They look like you.
Speaker 1: I saw them in a dream. They look just like you,
Speaker 1: but they're not you, and they were just trying to
Speaker 1: get a de transition. Yeah, this is before I transition.
Speaker 1: So I had to create the doppelganger. I had I
Speaker 1: had to transition to throw to throw.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so if you transition to the doppel ganger transition
Speaker 3: to ship, you know it's going to keep me.
Speaker 2: The Doppelganger is not doesn't exist, So we don't need
Speaker 2: to worry about that does not exist. Very normal health.
Speaker 1: No, Sam knows that you can't if you.
Speaker 2: You can't get you can't go down this road.
Speaker 1: You actually like, work me up. It will affect his
Speaker 1: life in a negative way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to move on. We cannot talk about
Speaker 2: the Doppelganger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of getting worked up, this is probably my
Speaker 1: actual favorite question here. But what is the craziest thing
Speaker 1: that your partner believes? And this one we're probably not
Speaker 1: really expecting either of you to get ours right, but
Speaker 1: we just thought it'd be a fun thing to talk about.
Speaker 1: What do you think the craziest thing Carmen believes on us?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he got it.
Speaker 1: You don't know about anyaknaki.
Speaker 2: I've heard I feel like I've heard it, but it
Speaker 2: is like.
Speaker 1: The missing link theory or whatever. It's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: I don't actually believe this. For the record, everybody but
Speaker 1: I did on like our first or second date, explain
Speaker 1: this and great detail to him, and he thought, sure,
Speaker 1: this is the same person I want to continue dating.
Speaker 1: But later that is like a like truly like how
Speaker 1: you know you love someone thing when they tell you
Speaker 1: something batshit insane and you're like, it's kind of endearing.
Speaker 1: It's like the theory that like the missing link between
Speaker 1: chip you know, primates and humans are aliens from outer
Speaker 1: space who came here to create humans, to enslave humans
Speaker 1: to mine gold for them, because they mean gold in
Speaker 1: order to travel through space.
Speaker 2: It's just like hollow Earth as well. It just.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of there's like hollowers people and like
Speaker 1: also like hyper hollowers people and like all those like
Speaker 1: weird like Nazis that believe that like Antarctica leads to
Speaker 1: like they believe in in a way, but so does
Speaker 1: like like hotep theories like ties to Aunaki as well.
Speaker 1: Like you've seen probably recently there was like the anarchy
Speaker 1: created AIDS thing around Atlanta.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, and there's also.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was she put those I'm trying to warn people.
Speaker 1: There's that video that I love of the kid that's
Speaker 1: like wrapping all of the like of like and can't
Speaker 1: forget about them. Sexy ass mermaids. These are the lyrens.
Speaker 1: They look like lions. I ain't lion.
Speaker 3: So how do I find Carmen's doppelganger and date her instead?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, is trying to be spicy. He's not really
Speaker 1: like this. He's not really a misogynost No.
Speaker 3: One said anything about misogyny. I don't want to date
Speaker 3: someone draw someone Carmen shaped drawing the line of misogyny.
Speaker 1: Now, he did say something like what did he say
Speaker 1: that made me anyway? Okay, I'm shocked that you were
Speaker 1: able to get that. That just kind of goes to
Speaker 1: show how much Carmen has probably talked about. But I
Speaker 1: wrote down I wrote down two things here because.
Speaker 2: They're both don't lead me. Don't lead me if you.
Speaker 1: Know I'm saying, if you name one of these, I'll
Speaker 1: take a They're different things, but like, there's two pretty
Speaker 1: crazy things that I believe that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's entirely fair to the game,
Speaker 2: to the spirit of the game, but well, the thing
Speaker 2: I have in my mind is not crazy. It's true. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it would be say JFK right like his sick
Speaker 2: to the left.
Speaker 1: You were close I that, Yeah, you're right, that I
Speaker 1: do not consider crazy at all, especially because like even
Speaker 1: broad consensus of like normal people like believe the JFK
Speaker 1: conspiracy to some degree, but.
Speaker 2: This one.
Speaker 1: Is not as broadly agreed upon. And that is nine
Speaker 1: to eleven conspiracies. Bush did nine to eleven that you
Speaker 1: put that I put, well, I put two, I put,
Speaker 1: I put nine to eleven conspiracies And this is the
Speaker 1: really crazy one. But like ancient Aliens, which kind of
Speaker 1: is the same thing as mine a little bit, but
Speaker 1: like yeah, more broad, yeah, but more in like a
Speaker 1: kind of like Jane and I are the same kind
Speaker 1: of crazy.
Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, we are.
Speaker 1: It's more just in the like it's not in the
Speaker 1: way that like the show has it, because the show
Speaker 1: is just silly stuff. It's there to credit the truth,
Speaker 1: it's there to discredit the truth. It's just a bunch
Speaker 1: of silly bullshit. But like the actual just like theory
Speaker 1: that like time in like the broad spectrum of the
Speaker 1: universe can be like a cyclical thing where like people
Speaker 1: from like the far future could like give information to
Speaker 1: people of the past, and like I don't know.
Speaker 2: So that and the towers just did that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe I have the stealing melted on there.
Speaker 1: I feel like this has ran on a little long
Speaker 1: and our listeners are probably like going crazy right now.
Speaker 1: But I'm a person who's having to edit this episode
Speaker 1: is probably I would like to I would like to
Speaker 1: put a pin and that maybe we can talk about
Speaker 1: ancient aliens another time. I promise it'll have a whole
Speaker 1: episode about nine to eleven conspiracies and ancient Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I promise. The things I believe are not that crazy,
Speaker 1: but they sound crazy and minor with a healthy dose
Speaker 1: of irony. I don't know about Jenny, though, I can't
Speaker 1: speak for Jane. Do you uh, do you want to
Speaker 1: call it there? Yeah, we can call it there. We
Speaker 1: can wrap up Valentine's Day special well, Sam one by
Speaker 1: the way, oh my god, by how much? By one plant?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, seven to eight. I guess it's over for us, bab.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a good run.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, good game.
Speaker 1: Into the microphone. Well, thank you both for being here, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, thanks for having me are balance well, thanks
Speaker 1: for being my Valentine. Thanks for being my Valentine.
Speaker 2: Of course I'm talking to Carmen.
Speaker 1: Thanks for being Vale. No, I was just kidding. This
Speaker 1: was a lot of fun. Thank all of you for
Speaker 1: being our our Valentines, Thanks for being our listeners and
Speaker 1: our fans and supporting us. And I'm sorry that I
Speaker 1: called you a loser if you're single right now. I
Speaker 1: didn't mean that. I was just part of my wry
Speaker 1: sense of humor. And I'm sure you understand that because
Speaker 1: you love me and I love you, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We did not get to voicemails this week, but please
Speaker 1: leave us more voicemails and we will be taking them
Speaker 1: on next week's episode, in which we will be speaking
Speaker 1: to the metal musician Liturgy. Oh my god. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: very excited about this one. So gonna be badass. So yeah,
Speaker 1: Halo Hauntendrick's on the pod for next week. I'm very
Speaker 1: excited about that. So yeah, tune in. Cool, Thanks for listening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day everyone, Happy Valentine's Day. Get fucked. Okay,
Speaker 1: bye bye. The boys don't want to say bye bye bye.
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