Speaker 1: Second date up date, We've got a returning listener to
Speaker 1: the show. His name is Jeremy, and you may remember
Speaker 1: he was on a second date a while back that
Speaker 1: we called order in the court because Jeremy and his
Speaker 1: date were both in the true crime. So for their
Speaker 1: outing together, they went to a courthouse and sat in
Speaker 1: on a live trial, which.
Speaker 2: Was not as exciting as they had helped.
Speaker 3: Well, what Jeremy's date didn't know is that he's.
Speaker 1: Actually been there before multiple times and showed her all
Speaker 1: the different courtrooms that he's been.
Speaker 3: In facing previous criminal charges.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but to be fair, he was never convicted of
Speaker 1: any of them, and he's a totally reformed man now
Speaker 1: learned his lesson to never ever wind up back there,
Speaker 1: and now he's back once again on our show.
Speaker 3: Jare bear, good to have you back on again.
Speaker 4: How you been I've been, Well, you've been a free man, right, Jeremy, sure.
Speaker 5: Sure, pre man?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so this time you did not go to
Speaker 1: the courthouse again?
Speaker 3: Where'd you take her out?
Speaker 5: Well, this time we went to a penitentiary that I'm
Speaker 5: mildly familiar with.
Speaker 6: Shut up that jokes kidding.
Speaker 2: That was good. That was good? Who who did you
Speaker 2: take out Jeremy.
Speaker 5: Well, I didn't take out anyone. I met someone at
Speaker 5: like a Barbie themed Halloween party.
Speaker 6: Oh it was cool, like everyone was dressed as someone from.
Speaker 5: The Barbie universe. Yeah, I went in his athlete ken.
Speaker 5: So I was in a red track suit and I'm
Speaker 5: a pretty fit dude.
Speaker 4: So it works better than prison Ken, I mean with
Speaker 4: the range jump shit?
Speaker 3: You said athlete Ken?
Speaker 5: Athlete Ken?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, And I knew there'd.
Speaker 5: Be a lot of Kens, but there was like literally
Speaker 5: thirty Kens there.
Speaker 4: Well, it's not like everyone's going to dress as Allan Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: that would be a hard costume to get through a
Speaker 4: doorway for sure.
Speaker 2: How did you meet this Barbie?
Speaker 5: All right? So the party's pretty cool.
Speaker 6: They got pink everything, pink punch, pink eminem They.
Speaker 5: Have a pink corvette and they parked it outside so
Speaker 5: people could pink.
Speaker 2: Picture that is? Is this like friends that are throwing
Speaker 2: this is that? How you know these people?
Speaker 5: I was invited by a mutual friend, but I'd never
Speaker 5: met this girl before. So they had this like Barbie box,
Speaker 5: like a fake one.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, where you can take all the pictures in
Speaker 4: cool theaters right.
Speaker 6: So there's this girl, her name is Jackie, and she
Speaker 6: was dressed as Sleepover Barbie. So she's in like silk pajamas.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cute.
Speaker 5: So I just I don't know her at all. She's
Speaker 5: inside the Barbie box.
Speaker 6: And then she shouted like, hey, I need a Ken
Speaker 6: to come take a picture with me. So like I
Speaker 6: just jumped in and we did like this photo shoot
Speaker 6: and then we started hitting it off. You know, it's
Speaker 6: pretty close for her. We're dancing and because of all
Speaker 6: the pink punch, you know, got a little sloppy, but okay,
Speaker 6: really just just make it out a little bit, you know.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 4: I mean a Barbie party is prime for that, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought Barbie doesn't kiss Ken.
Speaker 2: Barbie does whatever Barbie wants, and if she wants to kisses,
Speaker 2: she w.
Speaker 3: Barbie's world, Barbie's.
Speaker 2: Rulers, Barbie has a great day every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you're hitting it off with Jackie the Sleepover Barbie, right.
Speaker 6: And then we go and we sit in the pink
Speaker 6: Corvette and we just like relax, talk about life.
Speaker 2: And it gets deep.
Speaker 6: Punk's going really well, and I'm trying really hard to
Speaker 6: not ask her for a sleepover, even though she's dressed
Speaker 6: for it.
Speaker 5: One of her friends, probably nosy Barbie, came out and said, oh,
Speaker 5: there you are, come inside, and then she pulled Jackie
Speaker 5: back into the party.
Speaker 2: Over protective Barbie.
Speaker 3: So I mean, did you go and take her back gram?
Speaker 2: I would hope he just got her number or something.
Speaker 5: Right, I did get her number.
Speaker 1: Okay, you didn't basically drag her back to the car.
Speaker 1: Ken's got a fight for what he wants, not physically though, maybe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we didn't have to beat each other off. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that was it. It was kind of like a Cinderella
Speaker 5: kind of thing because I got her number and then
Speaker 5: I sent her some texts and.
Speaker 6: Told her how much fun it was, how I wanted
Speaker 6: to steer again, and that nothing.
Speaker 4: Really Yeah, and it's like you didn't even overstep your bounds,
Speaker 4: like you didn't stay there, you know, like you didn't
Speaker 4: expect anything from her sleepover joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, discipline and how long ago was this party?
Speaker 5: Yeah? This is just last weekend?
Speaker 4: Okay, but it's like if you miss your like momentum
Speaker 4: after like a party made up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But at the same time, I feel like Ken
Speaker 1: and Barbie like this is pretty much the most that
Speaker 1: they do in their relationship, right, kiss, they kiss in
Speaker 1: the corvette, and.
Speaker 3: That's where it is.
Speaker 2: It's only because they don't have the parts to make.
Speaker 1: Its like yeah each other.
Speaker 3: Jeremy, you have the parts, right, I got the good parts.
Speaker 1: Let's try to make sure we put them to use
Speaker 1: when we do our second date.
Speaker 2: Up Let's not expect.
Speaker 5: That, Okay, Yeah, I'd like to go on a real
Speaker 5: date with her and we don't have.
Speaker 3: To wear it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, in the real world, not Barbie universe.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, let's try and get you a real date here.
Speaker 1: When we come back, we'll call Jackie for you and
Speaker 1: try and get you hooked up with her. Right after
Speaker 1: the second date update. It's been all Barbie so far in.
Speaker 3: The second date updates.
Speaker 1: And I love it because our listener Jeremy went to
Speaker 1: a Barbie themed Halloween party where he met a girl
Speaker 1: named Jackie dressed as Sleepover Barbie and they did a
Speaker 1: quick photo shoot together, drinks, pink punched, kiss a little,
Speaker 1: and then had a.
Speaker 3: Heart to heart outside in the pink Corvette for a while.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: It is seriously like out of the movie.
Speaker 3: It's the way you.
Speaker 1: Describe it basically, brooken Alexis's dream.
Speaker 2: It really is for sure for.
Speaker 1: Me, I don't know the world as well as they do.
Speaker 1: It is interesting that there wasn't a real date out
Speaker 1: of this. It was just more of like an hour long,
Speaker 1: sloppy Halloween makeout sex.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what happens at Halloween parties.
Speaker 3: But it's perfect.
Speaker 1: He did get the girl's number, and the thing is
Speaker 1: maybe that was just drunk Barbie given out her number
Speaker 1: and not sleepover Barbie.
Speaker 2: It's it's hard.
Speaker 4: On Halloween to meet somebody because it's like everybody's playing pretend.
Speaker 2: It doesn't feel real.
Speaker 4: You know, like maybe she didn't have the same hopes
Speaker 4: as you did for a future hangout.
Speaker 3: Okay, do we all agree cheating doesn't count on Halloween.
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: She just means like this guy could be just like
Speaker 3: a fun story. It's like, oh yeah, that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, do you feel like that could be the case, Jeremy,
Speaker 1: where maybe she didn't take it very seriously.
Speaker 5: I mean, now that you say it like that, that
Speaker 5: makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 4: Okay, but you know what, here's here's where we come in.
Speaker 4: We're gonna convince her that there's more to the story, right.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't call in if I didn't feel strongly about.
Speaker 3: It, spoken like a true ken.
Speaker 1: There, here we go. I'm gonna call Jackie. We'll see
Speaker 1: if she answers, and we'll get your second date update. Here,
Speaker 1: let's do it.
Speaker 2: My god, I'm just Kenn's now stuck at my help.
Speaker 3: Here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Jackie.
Speaker 7: This is Jackie. Who is this?
Speaker 3: Hey Jackie. We're a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Hey Jackie.
Speaker 4: Wow, Hi, Yeah, we're all here.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're on the radio right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's one of the best reaction actions we've gotten
Speaker 1: from calling someone like this.
Speaker 3: Most people immediately hear our show in boo us. We
Speaker 3: appreciate you, Jackie Strange.
Speaker 2: We don't even hang up on those people. We're jesper.
Speaker 1: They answered, Wow, okay, this is something we do call
Speaker 1: the second date update, and we're trying to help one
Speaker 1: of our listeners get in touch with you again after
Speaker 1: you guys hung out at a Barbie themed Halloween party.
Speaker 3: It's a guy named Jeremy.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 2: He was dressed as athlete kid.
Speaker 7: The red suit.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, yeah that you do remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was cute.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, oh, your your voice went down at the
Speaker 1: end there.
Speaker 7: What happened, Well, we met.
Speaker 1: The thing is, we talked to Jeremy earlier and he
Speaker 1: told us a lot about the night where you guys
Speaker 1: were dancing and you guys kissed and hung out in
Speaker 1: the pink corvette for a while.
Speaker 4: He said, you had a really great conversation about you know,
Speaker 4: some pretty deep life stuff.
Speaker 7: We had a really good connection.
Speaker 3: He felt the same way.
Speaker 4: I mean, you haven't returned to any of his texts
Speaker 4: or calls or anything.
Speaker 2: Is there a reason?
Speaker 7: Well, you know, track suit Kin kind of kind of
Speaker 7: turned into playboy Kin.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 7: So I was talking to my girlfriend and we're talking
Speaker 7: about Oh my god, I think is so great, and
Speaker 7: I'm like, yeah, that's like this track suit Kin and
Speaker 7: he was so cute. We were in the pink car
Speaker 7: bed and she's like, when was this like in the
Speaker 7: car vet? Oh my god, I want to see what
Speaker 7: he looks like. So he's like, let's pull up the
Speaker 7: ring camera videos.
Speaker 3: He was actually smart.
Speaker 7: So like all of us got together like popcorn pop
Speaker 7: tarts were looking at this video like, oh my god.
Speaker 7: He's like really cute. Oh my god, you're breaking out
Speaker 7: like this.
Speaker 2: Is that's so funny? Yeah, what was this creepy?
Speaker 3: Oh god, you're going to base the video.
Speaker 4: It's dark, it's not like you could see like, you know,
Speaker 4: everything in the ring camera.
Speaker 7: He's a really great kisser. And it was well lit outside,
Speaker 7: like we have terms of lights and stuff. Okay, okay,
Speaker 7: So we see my friend come out like grab me
Speaker 7: and we leave, and then we see this Skipper who's Skipper.
Speaker 2: Skipper is Barbie's ottle sister, her little sister.
Speaker 1: Oh a girl at the party dressed as Skipper. Yes, okay, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: like no, thank you? When they get clearer for me,
Speaker 1: I know all the girls understand, but get with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So I was. I went back into the place, was
Speaker 7: talking to like my girlfriends, and Skipper was there, and
Speaker 7: I was like, oh my god, he's so cute, Like
Speaker 7: he says, your right, kisser. So that's same Skipper. We
Speaker 7: see to the car that and starts talking to him.
Speaker 4: Okay, so now you're seeing on the ring camera your
Speaker 4: Ken talking to Skipper.
Speaker 3: Yeah okay.
Speaker 7: And she gets in the car and they're like talking
Speaker 7: and laughing, and all of a sudden, she just scoops
Speaker 7: over and they start making out.
Speaker 4: I mean, okay, I know it sucks that you saw
Speaker 4: on a ring camera, but like it's a party.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've kissed two different people at one
Speaker 2: party before, you know.
Speaker 3: Right after your friend kissed them.
Speaker 2: She's friends with Skipper.
Speaker 4: I mean, the problem is I'm guessing that you didn't
Speaker 4: like seeing him kiss another girl when he said he
Speaker 4: was interested in you.
Speaker 7: I mean yeah, like I was shocked. I just I
Speaker 7: gave him my phone number and I thought that he
Speaker 7: was interested in me.
Speaker 5: But like, hey, I just got to say I am
Speaker 5: very interested in you.
Speaker 2: And now it's now it's interrupting.
Speaker 5: Ken Well, I gotta set the record straight, like hold.
Speaker 1: On, hold on, man, we have to let Jackie know
Speaker 1: that that is what's his real name, Jeremy Kens.
Speaker 3: Jeremy has been listening to this call.
Speaker 2: This is a really voyeuristic one. Like he's listening in
Speaker 2: she's watching the video.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's how these calls work.
Speaker 5: Look, it didn't mean anything. It was punch. It was
Speaker 5: stronger than I thought.
Speaker 3: So the punch is not alcohol.
Speaker 4: I think you should probably come in jury with an apology,
Speaker 4: like I'm so sorry you saw that, or something.
Speaker 5: Okay, like again, yeah, I am sorry. I didn't intend
Speaker 5: to hurt you, but I mean he kind of just
Speaker 5: like left me out there alone.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 7: Liked of apology is this, I let you out there alone?
Speaker 7: What are you a child? What are you five?
Speaker 5: He took off in the middle of the right. So
Speaker 5: I'm sorry that Skipper took advantage.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're gooding mojo dojo cossa house, Ken,
Speaker 4: is what you're getting.
Speaker 8: It was a good points Yeah, okay, Well, like Jackie,
Speaker 8: you shouldn't be mad at me, you should be mad
Speaker 8: at her.
Speaker 7: I'm mad at both of you. Ken would never do
Speaker 7: this to Barbie.
Speaker 2: Well that's not true, sir.
Speaker 5: Look, I just truly believe that you and I had
Speaker 5: a connection. That's why I called the station and then
Speaker 5: called Skipper or whoever, like, I'm interested in you.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 5: Let's go party.
Speaker 4: Away from from parties right now, and those are what
Speaker 4: got you in trouble.
Speaker 3: But he does have a point, and he just.
Speaker 2: Kissed her, Jackie, it's not like, right.
Speaker 5: That's all that happened.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I get that, but the camera does not lie.
Speaker 7: They were getting it in like he was capressing her neck,
Speaker 7: grabbing her hair.
Speaker 4: I understand that that's probably hard to unsee, and please
Speaker 4: stop describing it, because you're getting Jose all kinds.
Speaker 3: Of excited over here and it's creating an issue in
Speaker 3: the studio.
Speaker 1: But the bottom line is, Jackie, that Jeremy has no
Speaker 1: interest in Skipper or whoever that girl is.
Speaker 3: That was a total mistake.
Speaker 1: He would even admit that, and he would like to
Speaker 1: see you again one more time. We'd like to send
Speaker 1: you out one more time to the beach, and we
Speaker 1: would pay for that date.
Speaker 7: I mean, but what if a Skipper shows up and
Speaker 7: he just like runs off into the sunset with Skipper.
Speaker 3: It's the perfect test.
Speaker 5: She's like your system or anything.
Speaker 7: So now I need to be aware of my own
Speaker 7: family members with you.
Speaker 3: That's a big We need an answer from you, Jackie.
Speaker 3: Yes or no. One date?
Speaker 7: Okay, as long as we're not drinking and you're sober
Speaker 7: and you know it's me, you're not kissing other people.
Speaker 2: I don't think he ever thought it wasn't you.
Speaker 1: It's a yes with a long list of stipulations.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, Jeremy. Hey, yeah, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the morning, they said yes to a second date
Speaker 1: at the beach, which is probably a huge win for
Speaker 1: us because I don't think there's a beach gift card
Speaker 1: in the closet, so.
Speaker 3: I don't think we technically have to give them anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can send them out to like a restaurant
Speaker 4: that does like Island Fair, you know, a.
Speaker 3: Gas gift card shell.
Speaker 1: I guess we'll give something to But I on a say,
Speaker 1: I'm just nervously waiting till after the show ends today
Speaker 1: for an angry email from Skipper. He just wants to
Speaker 1: do an awkward Tuesday now at Barbie.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think Skippers moved on.
Speaker 4: If you know anything about Skippers, her love doesn't last long.
Speaker 2: Yakayan that she.
Speaker 3: Was with every ken in that party, you know.
Speaker 1: Yours anyway, I hope that doesn't happen. But what I
Speaker 1: do what happens is you email us if you ever
Speaker 1: want help getting another date, because we'll call that person who.
Speaker 3: Isn't calling you back.
Speaker 2: Makes me want to go watch the Barbie movie again.
Speaker 2: This whole thing was good.
Speaker 3: Have to watch it now. It's Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the Morning.
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,