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Speaker 1: I'm so annoyed that I have to deal with the

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Speaker 1: curious case of water park Karen. You know about Karen's.

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Speaker 2: I know about Karen.

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Speaker 1: What is your deal with Karen? What do you know

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Speaker 1: about Karen's.

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Speaker 3: Well, I've met a few in my day, oh in

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Speaker 3: your day, in my day of twenty five years, and

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Speaker 3: the stinks are the stinkers of life, stinkers of the

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Speaker 3: pole of society.

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Speaker 1: Also, if you want to know who this person is,

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Speaker 1: who is not the pole of society. This is my girlfriend, Arianna.

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Speaker 1: She's cute, she's feisty, and she's going to be your

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Speaker 1: interim co host as John is out of office this week,

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Speaker 1: so please be nice to her. All right, I am

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Speaker 1: a fully certified lifeguard. That's beside the point. Here's some context.

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Speaker 1: At the water park, we have a spot called zero

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Speaker 1: depth because the deepest it gets is two feet, which

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Speaker 1: is not zero two. It's two should be called two depth.

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Speaker 2: We're negative to zero depth.

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Speaker 1: Also has a small slide about five feet long, and

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Speaker 1: it levels out into the deep end. So there are

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Speaker 1: always trouble makers at these water parks. But these specific

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Speaker 1: two kids, we're very annoying. I told them both, Hey, kids,

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Speaker 1: don't go down head first.

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Speaker 2: You gotta be dumb, like yeah, Papa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta get brain damage like your mama, like

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Speaker 1: that Karen, mom of yours. And you know I told

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Speaker 1: him this because the safety hazard, and one of them listened,

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Speaker 1: the other not so much. I got something missed up

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Speaker 1: in the brain.

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Speaker 3: You know, he's done that water park side plenty times.

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Speaker 1: Head on collisions with the water made this boy thumb

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Speaker 1: as a rock.

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Speaker 2: Thomas an average Aaron, the average.

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Speaker 1: Are called back to the last episode. So when he

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Speaker 1: came back, I said to him, Hey, sorry, buddy, but

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Speaker 1: you can't go on the slide anymore today. Then the

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Speaker 1: kid pouted and went down the stairs. And then I

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Speaker 1: saw him talking to his mom in the hot tub,

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Speaker 1: and here we go. What do you think he's telling

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Speaker 1: his mom.

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Speaker 2: He saw his mom that the big bad water lifeguard

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Speaker 2: is a big weenie and get your shot, even do anything.

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Speaker 3: And water park Karen's gonna come the lifeguard and alicious wrap.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, stink all over that man.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's gonna open.

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Speaker 2: That's gonna in the pool.

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Speaker 1: We got off about three minutes past. Then a woe

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Speaker 1: comes up from behind me and taps me on the shoulder.

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Speaker 1: I turn around so excited, Yes, and titled mother, Did

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Speaker 1: you say my son gonna go down on the slide anymore?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I was only trying to save his life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, ma'am, I did. He wrote the rules three

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Speaker 1: times in a row, so I have to ban him,

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Speaker 1: and titled mother. But I was at the bottom watching

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Speaker 1: him and he never went down the wrong way. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: she was in the hot tub. May I remind you, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: I'm the lifeguard at the stand, and I know what

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Speaker 1: I saw that picture of and a classic titled mom fashion.

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Speaker 1: Can I think to your manner jow.

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Speaker 2: No, don't bring the manager into it.

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Speaker 1: Go right ahead, he's in the first aid room. If

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Speaker 1: you go down the ramp and take her left, you'll

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Speaker 1: be right there. Oh, by the way, we have cameras,

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Speaker 1: so we can see your tall mass kid breaking the

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Speaker 1: rules three times in a row, and we can rowind

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Speaker 1: it and see it three times more. Feel free to

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Speaker 1: look at the footage I pointed up to the camera

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Speaker 1: right behind us on the pool coming out of the wall.

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Speaker 1: She had the dumbest smile on her face. Fine, but

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Speaker 1: just wait until you see that you ride.

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Speaker 2: She's gonna go destroy the footage. She's gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Like, I'm at five minutes past and I see my

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Speaker 1: head guard, my manager walking up to me head guard.

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Speaker 1: A mother just came up two million, said you bined

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Speaker 1: her son from the slab for no reason. What the

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Speaker 1: hell happened here? That's what she says, But that isn't

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Speaker 1: actually what happens. What actually happened was I told the

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Speaker 1: kid three times not to go down head first. When

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Speaker 1: I told him, he listened on the ride down. But

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Speaker 1: the very next ride you went down head first every

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Speaker 1: time without fail. She also wanted to see camera footage,

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Speaker 1: So I don't know if no, don't you weary, little lady.

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Speaker 1: I believe you, thanks for telling me. Here's what I'll do.

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Speaker 1: We'll let the kid go down one more chance, and

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Speaker 1: if he goes down here first bite that of hell

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Speaker 1: because that's a serious safety hazard. So kids released in

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Speaker 1: the water park, what do you think the kid does go.

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Speaker 2: Down head first? This kid's as a rule breaker.

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Speaker 1: This kid does it. Yeah, he has no reverence for

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Speaker 1: the rules.

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Speaker 2: Let's just a reference for life, no difference for life itself.

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Speaker 1: And to answer your question, he died. He died English, madad,

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Speaker 1: I owe what you do with the pole kid, the

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Speaker 1: peeps of the internet, and what would you do? What

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Speaker 1: do you say this, Karen? Please I sit your comments

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Speaker 1: down below. What would what would you say to the Karen?

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Speaker 2: I would inform her of the serious safety concern.

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Speaker 1: Do you want a brain dead kid? Maybe easier to manage,

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Speaker 1: maybe not.

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Speaker 2: Diapers for life?

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Speaker 1: That's what my mom always says, just like I don't

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Speaker 1: want to change her.

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Speaker 2: I changed your diapers ones, I won't do it again.

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Speaker 1: Stop climbing buildings.

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Speaker 2: Wear a helmet on your bike.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So to answer your question, the kid didn't learn. Later on,

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Speaker 1: I learned that after I rotated, he ran towards the slide,

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Speaker 1: dove headfirst and hit someone's square in the rear. Don't

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Speaker 1: even get me started on the adults, let alone the kids.

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Speaker 1: This water park it's a nightmare.

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Speaker 2: He got some nose in that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he he did a full and motor boat

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Speaker 1: on that. But if you want to give us a

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Speaker 1: motor boat, please put it in the comments type b

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Speaker 1: r B r B r b r B and just

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Speaker 1: to let us know that you love Arianna and would

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Speaker 1: like to motorboat her, sweeten, and also to thank her

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Speaker 1: for coming as the interim show co host. I will

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Speaker 1: see you soon and have a great rest of your day.

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Speaker 1: Bye bye.