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Speaker 2: Lewis Lewis Comma, Joe, Lewis Joe and we.

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Speaker 3: Are coming kids, making kids laugh.

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Speaker 5: Joe punching himself in the face, of course, hilarious. The

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Speaker 5: opposite of what you're supposed to do. I am doing

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Speaker 5: classic Bill Hicks routines.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. The Beatles were so high

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Speaker 6: they even let Ringo sing.

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Speaker 5: A couple, which the kids don't know. I mean, the

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Speaker 5: kids are like, they just assume it's my ship.

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Speaker 6: Right, No, they're going, whoa, Holy shit, Hayes has some

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Speaker 6: fucking awesome ring These.

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Speaker 5: Are kids and they've been in the hospital like for

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Speaker 5: a lot of this time.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 5: So I'll do like I was at the waffle house

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Speaker 5: and the waitress. I'm reading a book and the waitress

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Speaker 5: is like, hey, what you reading for. I said, I

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Speaker 5: don't know. Maybe so it don't become a fucking waffle waitress.

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Speaker 5: Oh shit. And you're laying that. The kids are like

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Speaker 5: that is inappropriate, right, the language wise, and the content

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Speaker 5: of it. They didn't care about the language.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 5: They were like, it's the definition of punching down right,

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Speaker 5: And Joe is punching the sideways and backwards did you

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Speaker 5: do your thing about being pissed off that Leno made

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Speaker 5: a Dorito's commercial?

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Speaker 1: I do that one. I do the how about?

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Speaker 5: How about uh break California off into the ocean? I

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Speaker 5: did the Yule Brenner one, Arizona Bay. They're like, who

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Speaker 5: is that?

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Speaker 1: Who were any of these people?

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Speaker 5: The references weren't landing as well. Hey, welcome to Hollywood.

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Speaker 6: Hambook, An Insider's guide to kicking Bud of dropping names

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Speaker 6: in the Red Carver lineback always this ins we call

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Speaker 6: show biz.

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Speaker 3: What up?

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Speaker 1: What up?

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Speaker 5: We have a very dangerous guest today. Who is on

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Speaker 5: the lamb? Do you want to talk about your crimes?

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Speaker 5: Matt Besser? You are here to do that's a weird

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Speaker 5: way to start off. Speak on your crimes, Matt Besser.

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Speaker 1: Before you even say my name? Do you want to

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Speaker 1: speak on your crimes? You're most crime and guilty. You're

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Speaker 1: talking about federally illegal marijuana. But we're in California speaking

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Speaker 1: of breaking off into the ocean.

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Speaker 5: Mmmm, yeah's breaking Arizona nus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you I'm feeling like an ambush kind of vibe.

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Speaker 1: Oh you didn't want to talk about this, how it's

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Speaker 1: federally illegal? Like they don't even know that I have

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Speaker 1: a specially yet. And you're already saying, uh.

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Speaker 6: Since the trailer dropped, the feds, the fun, the big

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Speaker 6: bad FBI has been trying to track your location.

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Speaker 1: Talk about the special, if you dare.

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Speaker 5: I have a special called pot humor, and it's weed

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Speaker 5: as well.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's interesting you say that because people that say

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Speaker 1: weed kind of by saying it. It's not a weed,

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Speaker 1: it's a flower, and we we prefer it's beautiful. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's beautiful, and a weed is something you want to

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Speaker 1: where someone's where someone's coming at on marijuana on the

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Speaker 1: word they use, yeah, pot it's something you poop into,

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Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, or make a beautiful stew a poop.

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Speaker 5: Excuse me, make your beautiful poop stew a poop stew.

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Speaker 1: All Right, I say dro What do you say? Uh?

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Speaker 6: Well, I mean I say a few things you normally

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Speaker 6: I'm blow and ebbes, I am uh chiefing kind buds.

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Speaker 5: What else do I like to do?

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Speaker 6: I like to ski the white widow.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're like a thousand monkeys on a typewriter, but

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Speaker 1: white widow is a strain. Yeah, you stumbled upon something there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no kidding, Yeah, I stumbled by way. Chef is something

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Speaker 1: you're You're using the right words, but you're using nouns

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Speaker 6: Keief, I said, chief the kind buds. Now if I

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Speaker 6: want to sprinkle a little kiv on top, Oh, there

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Speaker 1: You know more than you're letting some.

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Speaker 6: Of them sticky icky crystals. What is it about the crystals?

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Speaker 6: I like it when my buds look like a big

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Speaker 6: ass fucking golf ball, just white crystals all around the edge.

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Speaker 6: And I take a milky tube down to the dome.

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Speaker 1: We should get ahead of.

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Speaker 5: This because we are now out to talk about any

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Speaker 1: On an ear wolf with steals. The milky part.

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Speaker 5: You don't want the Oh you don't want your tube

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Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, if you can see your hand inside your

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Speaker 6: bog tube hashtag, you're doing it wrong.

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Speaker 1: And you got a small hand.

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Speaker 5: You put your hand inside the thing.

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Speaker 6: I put it in, I put it deep inside there

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Speaker 1: Mistra I never stuck my hand into I don't think

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Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, you may not have a freaking big ass tube,

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Speaker 6: Blake Bud.

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Speaker 1: Goes all the way big mouth to operate it.

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Speaker 5: I do.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you do you watch big Mouth Nicole Puberty humor

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Speaker 6: of course. Yeah, so that inspired me to actually enlarge

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Speaker 6: little pinch here, it tuck there. I say, it's like

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Speaker 6: It's like if I want to change my appearance and

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Speaker 5: It's like, oh, well, you're wearing clothes. The person who's

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Speaker 5: saying that, oh, you obviously care about your appearance. You're

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, biggened. You can get it biggened big in

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Speaker 1: my mouth now widened. No, that was too expensive. Well, basically, also,

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Speaker 5: I mean they put two razor blades in the corners

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Speaker 1: So a big end is more of a horizontal than

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Speaker 1: a start down. Yeah yeah, uh huh. Oh, Now I'm

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Speaker 1: noticing you have gotten it bigend, Nutcracker. It looks very natural.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even I guess the it works with the

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Speaker 1: beer and the mustache kind of hikes the oddness of it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, well because they just there's no lips anymore.

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Speaker 5: That's how the mouth gets bigger, is the lips are

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Speaker 5: just removed so there's more mouth, which, by the.

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Speaker 6: Way, we don't need them, Like, what are they actually

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Speaker 5: Have you been married for a couple of years? Everybody's else,

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Speaker 5: not kissing, not beating those lips anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't see the New Joker. What what's what's

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Speaker 1: the origin story of his mouth in this one? Slash

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Speaker 6: No, it's all crayons and stuff, just different, just painting

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Speaker 1: I hear he does stand up though, so you gonna

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a little like you.

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Speaker 1: Huh. Yeah, that's a nice transition. Yeah, I've I am

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Speaker 1: a super villain who does stand up. I'm a villain

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Speaker 1: on the if you can say that, are weeds a crime?

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Speaker 1: I guess I am a villain.

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Speaker 6: Pieced off clown, a clown who's so pieced. All you

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Speaker 6: wanted to do was make people laugh, And what do

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Speaker 6: you like to say?

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Speaker 5: Smoke pop?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I want you to be comfortable.

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Speaker 6: So all you want to do is smoke pot, make

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Speaker 6: people laugh and then whatever you got kicked off a

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Speaker 6: bus or whatever happened, and now you're pieced pieced.

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Speaker 3: I don't use that.

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Speaker 5: Where is the special filmed?

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Speaker 1: Portland, Oregon? It's another state that is legal like ourselves,

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Speaker 1: more so it's more legal. Yeah, the Evergreen State.

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Speaker 6: Hell yeah, mm hmmm, yeah, I'll say, what do you

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Speaker 6: mean green as ever Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Hell yeah.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you guys are trying to fit in

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Speaker 1: too much lingo, say they were like narks or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that will call the police.

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Speaker 6: Saying I would activate a transponder under the table and

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Speaker 6: send our location to the police, let them know where

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Speaker 6: fugitive Matt Besser is pedaling his pot. Comedy wears.

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Speaker 1: How do you activate a transponder?

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Speaker 5: It's a switch.

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Speaker 6: There are button ones too, but I don't trust them.

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Speaker 1: Sit there between a switch in a button.

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Speaker 5: Oh please, is this a real question?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 1: I understand it, but it's you. You keep looking under

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And it's when you push a button. Sometimes you

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Speaker 5: go did that push?

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Speaker 1: And also in this case, you'd be pushing the table

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, which is our primary concern. A switch is

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Speaker 5: when you toggle it, it ends up in a different

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Speaker 5: is going right back to the position that was in before.

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Speaker 5: So I agree with Sean. It's harder to know for

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Speaker 5: sure whether or not it like got the job done

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Speaker 1: Goes off, but it's center the table.

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Speaker 5: It's how you're gonna tell Yeah, yeah, you smoke Bama.

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Speaker 1: It's Bama.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you blow dank.

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Speaker 1: See. I don't like this. I don't like this whatever

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Speaker 1: this is. Look, Matt, I feel like I'm being putting

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Speaker 1: look because I don't know Bama is. It might be

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Speaker 1: like this and I don't like Alabama either.

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Speaker 5: So this guy the feathers are not gonna like that.

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Speaker 5: You your your pot humor is sufficiently accessible that it

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Speaker 5: is technically, you doing those jokes is technically crossing state

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Speaker 5: lines with your comedy, with your pot comedy, you are.

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Speaker 1: Trafficking I'm thinking about this. You are like.

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Speaker 5: Trafficking pot humor into Middle America.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking about this state line thing. So so like

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Speaker 1: when Lenny Bruce, when he went, like when he got

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Speaker 1: like busted in San Francisco.

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Speaker 5: Let me stop, you go ahead, who.

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Speaker 1: Lenny Bruce? He was like, yes, yes, Bruce, Yes the

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Speaker 1: T shirts. Are you saying a podcast across the state line?

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Speaker 5: Is that what you're saying your specific stream of humor

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Speaker 5: to accessible. Yes, And Bruce didn't have that problem. That

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Speaker 5: was a municipal city crime. But nobody in the flyovers

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Speaker 5: is like having access to these unintelligible literally could not

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Speaker 5: understand what he was saying, and so it was not

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Speaker 5: a crime outside of the people in the very room

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Speaker 5: who were just like, who.

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Speaker 1: Could also I understand that dialect?

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Speaker 5: Yes, So it has become a federal issue because it's

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Speaker 5: spreading all across the United States.

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Speaker 1: We spreading like it's a disease. It's becoming legal all

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Speaker 5: I just wanted You're not giving us any credit at all.

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Speaker 6: The mighty jaws of the ear Wolf have clamped down

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Speaker 5: You've said many times that you don't care about going

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Speaker 5: Matt's obviously going around like promoting the show when he's

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Speaker 5: You act scared, You act like you didn't know they

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Speaker 1: In on it, why would you even allow them to

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Speaker 1: wolves on its insurance claim.

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Speaker 5: Colin would love to just wipe his hands of this studio.

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Speaker 1: Walk away, Ryan, Really, it took so long to get

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Speaker 5: Hey, you throw gas on the fire man and the

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Speaker 5: planets for Ryan to catch us straight?

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Speaker 3: Ryan, Ryan is a straight bullet.

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Speaker 5: Ryan is supposed to get a bullet.

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Speaker 3: Why does Colin want to get rid of Ryan.

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Speaker 5: Again?

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Speaker 3: He just said that it sells it. He said it's.

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Speaker 5: Justifiable loss. Like it's just like, I guess Brian gets

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Speaker 3: Of my whole things, just like an insurance dump. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Ryan also has a pretty significant harassment claim against Colin

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 6: He's got recordings and stuff, and so it's just easier

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Speaker 1: That's why I don't I never fuck with the sound

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Speaker 3: That is what Colin failed to realize Yeah, if.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna fuck with an employee, fuck with someone at

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Speaker 3: Engineers away from the mics. Yeah, yeah, one of those

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Speaker 5: So let's work something out. I don't want to flip

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Speaker 1: Please. We're in California, guys, so it's legal here and

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Speaker 1: now you have on your show. They're entertainers. We all

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Speaker 1: whose side are you on?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll say yeah, rooms are green as hell. We're

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Speaker 5: on your side, and it's about figuring out Like BI

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Speaker 5: something like that. We're promoting the show. We can help

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Speaker 5: it grow. Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 1: Safely. I've been talking about my show and we will

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Speaker 1: do it.

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Speaker 5: We will do it.

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Speaker 1: The entire time.

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Speaker 6: We've been talking about our friends, and we've been bringing

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Speaker 1: It seems like you're reading a list that you got

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Speaker 5: Squeeze you think I got a freaking the list of

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Speaker 5: cherry cough mauiw.

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Speaker 1: Strawberry cough strawberry cough. There actually is both Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing.

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Speaker 8: Strawberry koff and moche kite he talks about in the movie.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know that. I was referencing that moment

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Speaker 5: Moment there more than one cough. Yeah, they didn't just

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Speaker 1: Oh there's some hybrid of cherry and strawberry cough that's

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Speaker 6: What, this is what weed straing guys do. Let's leave

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Speaker 6: well enough alone. I think we've solved it. We'll just

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Speaker 6: sell what we have.

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Speaker 5: No, man, they're fucking always fucking with it. Man.

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Speaker 6: I mean I sympathize with you, obviously wanting to do

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Speaker 5: In, but I also sympathize a horse with the FBI.

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Speaker 6: Wanting to make sure that kids in the Midwest don't

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: He heard some airpot humor and I was told by

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Speaker 5: her if she wanted to blow drou light up some

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Speaker 8: Smoking AlCH of weed?

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Speaker 5: That was him smoking O yo battle and you want

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Speaker 5: to smoke weed. This girl was named Madeline. I think

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Speaker 6: He assumed that it was going to be something she

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Speaker 5: You know, he's two years old.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that stereotype of fish weed.

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Speaker 6: Well neither did Madeline. Because now I've got a report

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Speaker 6: on the dog walking gap and there's a flag next

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Speaker 6: to my dog's name. He's only two years old, and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a huge dog.

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Speaker 5: But they're sort of built for this that like the

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Speaker 5: snoop can just kind of snap right in there. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: you can get the whole educ built for that.

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Speaker 1: Well, they were.

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Speaker 5: Originally bred to hunt out milky tubes.

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Speaker 6: His breed, it's like certain, Yeah, there's different obviously the

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Speaker 1: So yeah, like the pointer.

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Speaker 6: The pointer suppose a point, you know, the noble docks

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Speaker 6: and was for hunting bounderies into their holes.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and weasels as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a shitsu. They they sat in the

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Speaker 1: you're saying they're dogs that were trained to have a

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Speaker 6: This dog bait isolated the geeba hawk gene and they

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you're making me hate weeds, Like

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Speaker 1: all the terms from the thing. I like, I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I hate it? Now?

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Speaker 5: Can I ask you something?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead.

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Speaker 6: You ever open up your fridge looking and you think, oh,

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Speaker 6: there's nothing in there, and then you take a big

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Speaker 1: And the milk. Imoate milky with porn more than taking

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Speaker 1: bong hits. You just don't like the milky.

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Speaker 6: So first I was a phone sex operator and now

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Speaker 6: I'm a porno search term. The pong rips are milky.

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Speaker 5: I'm not talking about milky, cereal milky. Well, how about this.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to do this anymore. Do you think

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Speaker 1: milk is milky to me?

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Speaker 5: No, milk's soaked to me. Milk is soaked. I mean

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Speaker 1: So you think a bong hits milky, But literally, milk.

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Speaker 5: Is milk is soaked. It's soaking wet.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever like really touched it? Not for years?

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Speaker 1: It is so wet. When I see an adult with milk,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what is that guy's problem? How about this

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Speaker 1: snuff humor? Snuff humor humor about killing people? No, oh,

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Speaker 1: oh chaw, that kind of snuff, it's a little different.

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Speaker 1: of your finger. H oh, that kind of snuff. I

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Speaker 1: forgot about that stuff. Yea, Is that people did that?

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Speaker 1: That's fine they God, I forgot about that.

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Speaker 5: Ship Like South you take a big whack sud.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually to do it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, dude, it's because they're so You're great. You're peaking

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Speaker 5: in the wrong jeeps.

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Speaker 1: You guys do this. Yeah, oh yeah, yep, but you're

447
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Speaker 1: not doing it.

448
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Speaker 5: No, I can't just sit around and go, oh yeah,

449
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Speaker 5: do I do that?

450
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Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd say so, sir, you're sitting on the back

451
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Speaker 1: of the pickup. You have to actually do it. Traw

452
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Speaker 1: humor that like you ever you're like on a road

453
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Speaker 1: trip and you drink from the wrong gatorade bottle. Oh

454
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Speaker 1: I love shaw humor.

455
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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, yeah, I got the exactly Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

456
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Speaker 5: that's for both. Yeah, it's okay, so just two bottles.

457
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Speaker 5: But regardless, yeah, shaw humor. You know.

458
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Speaker 1: Shaw I started out.

459
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Speaker 5: Of course, of course, because you.

460
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Speaker 1: Don't want to jump into weed humor right away in

461
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Speaker 1: your first beginning stand up or the vet stand ups

462
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Speaker 1: will be in the sun going oh man, you can't

463
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Speaker 1: even handle this.

464
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Speaker 6: You ever drop a dip in the faculty bathroom when

465
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Speaker 6: I was a janitor of my old high school, Yeah,

466
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Speaker 6: all I would do is drop dips in the faculty bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Forget it dropping dips?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you drop it in there?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, just.

470
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Speaker 1: Drop The word dip is the that's the word.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, what do you want to say, pinch

472
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Speaker 5: a dip?

473
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Speaker 1: It's like saying I tossed a throw, well I did.

474
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Speaker 5: I mean, at a certain point, I dropped a dip.

475
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Speaker 5: When I was finished, I tossed a throw into the

476
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Speaker 5: old trash can in the faculty bathroom. Take that principle.

477
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Speaker 5: Who ham, So I don't want you to go to jail?

478
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Speaker 1: Ahead, Why is everything start with the threat of me

479
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Speaker 1: going to jail?

480
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Speaker 6: It's not to say that's what I don't want not

481
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Speaker 6: to mention.

482
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Speaker 5: What what's the fucking intro?

483
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Speaker 1: Man?

484
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Speaker 6: You're like so hung on? I feel like this is

485
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Speaker 6: what got us off on the wrong. Yeah, because you're

486
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Speaker 6: like obsessed with this intro.

487
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Speaker 1: My intro was do you think you're going to jail

488
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Speaker 1: or something like that? Okay, that's not an intro.

489
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Speaker 5: Okay, So what you had something you wanted?

490
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Speaker 1: I said, I wanted to be introduced as one of

491
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Speaker 1: the new wave of cannabis comics that are out there.

492
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Speaker 5: Yes, cannabis.

493
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Speaker 1: And it sounds weird when I say it. It sounds

494
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Speaker 1: like I'm bracking.

495
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Speaker 5: Hey, this guy's part of Hey, this guy will drop

496
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Speaker 5: this in. Hey, this guy's part of the new wave

497
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Speaker 5: of cannabis comics, the young turks of the cannabis comedy scene.

498
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Speaker 5: Uh not, cannibulls. They don't eat people. They eat freaking

499
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 5: weed brownies and they're and space cakes and they're zooming everywhere.

500
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Speaker 5: And the careful they came in.

501
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Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, get off the whole cannibal thing.

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Speaker 5: You kind of like, what do you mean, I don't

503
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Speaker 5: want people to misunderspace.

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Speaker 1: I don't want them to ten seconds were awesome and

505
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Speaker 1: just end and this whole cannibal riff. Actually it sounds similar.

506
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Speaker 5: It's yeah, I don't want them to misunderstand some people.

507
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Speaker 1: You know, some of the people were actually Cannabedians, actually Cannabidians, Canabedians. Okay,

508
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Speaker 1: Cannabidians do it again.

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Speaker 5: Hey, we got Matt Besser here, one of the rising

510
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Speaker 5: stars in the Cannabidian scene. Obviously it's nothing to do

511
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Speaker 5: with diabetes or cannibalism.

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Speaker 7: Uh.

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Speaker 5: Cannabidian is uh.

514
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Speaker 6: And he doesn't have beady eyes or anything normal face

515
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Speaker 6: and so uh yeah he's doing.

516
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Speaker 5: Yeah. I feel like you feel it was there in

517
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Speaker 5: the now you want an intro for this entire show,

518
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Speaker 5: and now you're getting in the middle.

519
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Speaker 1: It's gonna bomb people out.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, Cannabidian, where are we getting this mm hmm.

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Speaker 5: Beadian cannabis, cannabis comedian, comedian, comedian. I'm sorry I should

522
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Speaker 5: have I did understand that I should have helped with that.

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Speaker 5: Cannabi median.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to be cannabik cannabick canaby, I can't.

525
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Speaker 6: Cannabi comedian, ok, comandic cannic comedabis.

526
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Speaker 1: This is turning.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. The comedabus is the ancient to Greek cannabedian. Talk

528
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Speaker 5: about the tour, talk about the Cannabiedians of comedy tour.

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Speaker 5: You the guy from the Dell commercial.

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Speaker 1: Queen Less Bleef bunk Zillah, the dabb double Double deb

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Speaker 1: tw twins. Yeah, uh yeah, this is Halloween. You can

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Speaker 1: see it us at a Scartewana twenty nineteen. Ah. And

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Speaker 1: then there's the Thanksgiving m hm day, I spec oh

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Speaker 1: you know that one?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know Thanksgiving, No Thanksgiving the Thanksgiving Yeah, no,

536
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Speaker 5: I know that.

537
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Speaker 1: Yeah. And Cypress Hill is on the tour doing comedy.

538
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Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yes?

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Speaker 6: A lot a lot of real does comedy and send

540
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Speaker 6: dog just kind of laughs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, be real talks about he talks a lot about

542
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Speaker 1: being real in comedy comedy. Yeah, but he talks about

543
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Speaker 1: the process of Comedy Morning, does it. It's it's interesting.

544
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Speaker 5: Yes, it's sort of a what I saw him working

545
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Speaker 5: it out. It was word for where Chris Gothard's career

546
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Speaker 5: suicide special rare a lot for his problems. And this

547
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Speaker 5: was in like two thousand and seven. And wasn't Chris

548
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Speaker 5: with you when he was Have you heard that?

549
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Speaker 1: Yes?

550
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Speaker 6: Chris was there and he said, this is really something

551
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Speaker 6: special and I.

552
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Speaker 1: But he heard be Real doing his life and he

553
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Speaker 1: was like, he didn't see it was being stolen.

554
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Speaker 6: He found it extremely relatable, as one might imagine.

555
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, to be more relatable, especially when he

556
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: starts blaming mcbreer. Yeah.

557
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Speaker 6: I mean we had backstage passes and they got into

558
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Speaker 6: a Smith's off where they were doing their Morrisey impressions

559
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Speaker 6: at each other.

560
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Speaker 1: I can imagine, And I feel like be Real.

561
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Speaker 5: Kind of cooked his goose.

562
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Speaker 6: Yeah, unfortunately, but you know one of them got an HBO,

563
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Speaker 6: especially the other one's on a bus with you.

564
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Speaker 5: I think feels like everybody was hey.

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Speaker 1: You know, I always think when I read about Morrissey

566
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Speaker 1: being such a crazy racist these days, of what happens

567
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: to the Morrissey fans with the tattoos like like like gothered.

568
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: Do you think he still has it? Man, if you

569
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Speaker 1: had a hero tattooed and then you then that hero changed,

570
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Speaker 1: would you do?

571
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Speaker 6: Well, this is what I'm going through a little bit

572
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Speaker 6: with Katie Hill Uh who was running for local California office.

573
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Speaker 1: Yeah, did she do something scandalous? Just lost?

574
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 5: She has, in fact done some scandalous stuff. The pads

575
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Speaker 5: on I guess what you think is scandalous.

576
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Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Oh sure, yeah, Oh wow, it's big. Yeah,

577
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,719
Speaker 1: it's pictured it being like a golf ball size. Well,

578
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: I wanted to use my belly button.

579
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Speaker 5: To dot the I and Hill and so it did

580
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Speaker 5: much though it's just her name, just like in times

581
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Speaker 5: of New Room and bellybutton just sitting there all these years,

582
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 5: I was not doing anything, I mean, essentially useless. So

583
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Speaker 5: I said, well, let's turn it into a piece of punctuation.

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Speaker 1: I hear tattoo urists are really they don't joke around

585
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 1: with the belly button though, if you're going to use it,

586
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: they really want to know how.

587
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Speaker 5: Yeah, well you can move yourself. I mean they'll they

588
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 5: can say they won't do something, but while they're drawing,

589
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 5: you can move your body to get them to draw

590
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 5: whatever you want.

591
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Speaker 1: You can, so you're good enough to counter Yeah.

592
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Speaker 6: Accidentally, yeah, accidentally in quotes, uh sort of swing year

593
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Speaker 6: old hippie, just go oh I love this song and start.

594
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Speaker 5: Wiggling your hips around.

595
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Speaker 1: Oh look, there's always music turn into the word Katie

596
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Speaker 1: Hill exactly.

597
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

598
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Speaker 6: But I am at a crossroads where I need to

599
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Speaker 6: get it absolutely certain to find what kind of cross

600
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Speaker 6: is her tattoo before I am willing to.

601
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Speaker 5: Remove mine.

602
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Speaker 6: But and as with the case of Morrissey, it seems

603
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Speaker 6: like probably I'm gonna have to turn it into a

604
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 6: different hill. Maybe I honor that documentary.

605
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Speaker 5: Okay, okay.

606
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Speaker 1: You can also do what Johnny Rotten did to his

607
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: pink Floyd shirt famous, which was just put I hate

608
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Speaker 1: okay all, I don't appreciate more.

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Speaker 5: I don't disagree.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't agree with all of the views of right. Yeah,

611
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 6: just the music of right that might parameters on your fandom.

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Speaker 5: Is it a bus? How are you? How are you

613
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Speaker 5: getting around where?

614
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Speaker 1: Yeah? A cannabus? Yeah, right there, it is a cannabis.

615
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: You guys said like it's a funny pun, but they

616
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 1: actually run on marijuana and they're completely green. Oh wow,

617
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Speaker 1: And you can do that now.

618
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Speaker 5: And they tried to outwak hemp because the oil companies

619
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Speaker 5: didn't realize that you can't actually use it instead of gasoline.

620
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Speaker 1: Yeah, all the ethanol farmers up in Iowa now are

621
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Speaker 1: making himp a lean mm hmmmplane.

622
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Speaker 5: And are you go ahead packing tight to Tomahawk bubbler

623
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Speaker 5: and mowing the lawn across.

624
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Speaker 1: The top of the ball saw you realist right there?

625
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: You don't even know what you're saying.

626
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 5: This is a separate This list is Oh what a

627
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Speaker 5: list would I have?

628
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Speaker 1: You're spending so much time trying. This is credits to

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Speaker 1: bust me.

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Speaker 5: This is your credits. That a lot of family nice?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, recurring, thanks not bad? Yeah, Yeah, I heard you

632
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 7: pitch a joke. I heard you pitched Sophia ever care

633
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Speaker 7: a joke when you were adding on bottom family, say

634
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Speaker 7: the truth?

635
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,280
Speaker 5: I didn't make the final cut and say the truth.

636
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 1: I feel like you're buttering me up somehow, like you

637
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: you bet?

638
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 5: I did the people want the truth? Did the joke

639
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 5: make the cut?

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00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: Look, guys, there's a lot of improv on TV, but

641
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: you only get those those those shows are tight twenty

642
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 1: one minutes. When you're in the edit room.

643
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 5: You gotta make it.

644
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: That's Ammy. That's an Emmy Award winning show, folks. That's

645
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: like what they're probably nine ten seasons in right now.

646
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Speaker 6: That Emmy is one in the editing room every year.

647
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 6: Ye where you are killing your.

648
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: Darling sells DVDs though, exactly that bonus stuff.

649
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 5: Oh yes, yes, Oh, I'm all over DVDs extended cut.

650
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: Most of my work is in DVDs.

651
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 6: I'm watching forty four minute cuts of Modern Family on

652
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Speaker 6: my DVD extras, every episode, all all the stuff that

653
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 6: didn't make it.

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00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm one of the stars of Parks and

655
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Speaker 1: rec If you just watch the DVDs, you might not

656
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: remember me from the TV show. But on the DVDs,

657
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: there's some crowds. There's some audiences out there that don't

658
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 1: watch the TV shows. They're just DVDs audiences because of

659
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 1: where they are, Like they're in Alaska somewhere, or a green

660
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: Peace guy up in a treehouse. All they have is DVDs.

661
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, then get boats, so the cargo is full of DVDs. Yeah,

662
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 6: you can't get freaking satellite reception right right.

663
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: So there's DVD fans out there who are like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you're one of the stars the parks and

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Speaker 1: rec When I'm on a boat in Alaska somewhere and

666
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Speaker 1: I run in these people, I'm like, actually I'm not,

667
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: but thanks. You must know me from the DVD extras.

668
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 5: Is that syndicated parks.

669
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 1: The TV show or the DVD extras?

670
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 5: A TV show, parks and recreation syndicated.

671
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 1: I don't keep up with that because it doesn't really

672
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 1: apply to me. So I don't know.

673
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 5: What the residuals gets into your business manager, Well, he's

674
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,919
Speaker 5: on the DVD extras, he's not on the TV show.

675
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 5: You've never been on the TV show.

676
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 1: Like I said, I don't pay attention. I may make

677
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: the TV show. Am I going to pay attention to

678
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: the world I'm a star in or the one where

679
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 1: I'm like an extra.

680
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 5: You want to be a servant in heaven or a

681
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 5: star in Hell?

682
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 1: Why is it tvd hell m anyway, Yeah, I'm a

683
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: star in a DVD sitcoms Fraser Fresh off the Boat,

684
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm huge. It's usually uh in versally inversely uh proportionate

685
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: to what you are in the show. So in Fresh

686
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: to the Boat, I am the lead character whom I

687
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: am a constance Woo of Fresh Off the Boat DVD.

688
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 5: Oh, man, but I love that show. When they picked

689
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 5: up another they picked it up another season of DVD,

690
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 5: you tweeted.

691
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: Yes, I quit was supposed to be. Did Sophie a

692
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: laugh when I picture the joke? They never laugh. They

693
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: usually asked for you to be led away. I would

694
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: suggest if people are looking for tips, and I know

695
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: they are listening to the show, as soon as you

696
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: show up to set you up to the writer of

697
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: the script, you go, hey, buddy, so fun so much

698
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: good stuff in here. Yeah, and you get maybe give

699
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: him something like a set set gift or set treat,

700
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: and that's your pitching the jokes too.

701
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what we like. If you're looking for

702
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 5: a gift, Rye whiskey.

703
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, riders love whiskey because Rye Fitzgerald.

704
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 5: Yes, a bunch of little Fitzgerald's out here running around Hollywood,

705
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 5: I know, right, uh yeah, And you get it and

706
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 5: you give it in a monogrammed flask that oh if.

707
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: I want to recurring, Yeah, monogram flask.

708
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 6: And you say, so much good stuff in here, so funny, man.

709
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 6: And if there's been changes from the table read to

710
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 6: you getting to set, you.

711
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 5: Go and the shape. I love the changes.

712
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: Well okay, okay, you might want to say that. Sometimes

713
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: I say I love the changes, but I also liked

714
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 1: the first draft a whole lot, and I kept it.

715
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 5: I go, I miss I miss someone what's gone, but

716
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 5: I love what's in there.

717
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: And when I was doing that at the table, read

718
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: that that, I feel like that killed. Can we try

719
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: and get that one? I like, yes, writers want you

720
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: to roll it back. Yeah, Sophia is not going to

721
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: get me the job.

722
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 6: Unfortunate next time, you know what I mean, maybe get

723
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 6: you a Pepsi commercial.

724
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 5: Really, she can't maybe get you a pepsi commercial. She

725
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 5: could go, I want this guy to be pitching me

726
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 5: a joke in the next Pepsi commercial.

727
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 1: God, I had that in my gut, you know, when

728
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: you're on a set and you haven't in your gut

729
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: like ah, I know I shouldn't say can I work

730
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 1: with you? Or will you be in my web video?

731
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: But no, like, but you should go with my gut

732
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: because how else did things change?

733
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 5: No, It's true.

734
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 6: It's a feeling so much of show biziness, people being

735
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 6: too intimidated to say, hey, I'm doing a series of

736
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 6: videos of jokes that didn't make it on a letterman like.

737
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 5: Or whatever it is.

738
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: Yes, I still have this, yeah or whatever it is.

739
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 5: Can you come and do one of them?

740
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:19,399
Speaker 1: Anytime I see someone that says they're a writer in Hollywood, right, yep,

741
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: I'll flip them around. I'll turn around.

742
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 5: Okay, so yeah, and his hand motion, people can't see.

743
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 5: He's just sort of spanking them.

744
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,720
Speaker 1: I was just flipping him around.

745
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:36,280
Speaker 5: Ye okay, okay, reads is a spain.

746
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: It's a little high for a spin. I was touching

747
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: his shoulder and flipping him around, and uh, oddly enough,

748
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: I am going to look at their ass because I'm

749
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: going to look at their hip pocket. And if their

750
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: hip pocket doesn't look like it's had a full one

751
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty page not ninety page, one hundred and

752
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: twenty page script jammed into it over and over again

753
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 1: several times. If it doesn't have that wear and tear

754
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: in the back pocket, that's either some new pants.

755
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 5: Or not a writer, or they may not be a writer. Yeah,

756
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 5: you can tell dark blue jeans which are in fashion now,

757
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 5: white pocket, yeah, from all the dye just being worn away. Yeah,

758
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 5: if the pocket's missing, you might have a writer on

759
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 5: your hand. Oh, Yeah, they've just they blasted right off

760
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 5: and you're looking at hip bone or maybe some like

761
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 5: boxers with hearts on them. Then what you may be

762
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,760
Speaker 5: dealing with is actually a very experienced writer.

763
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 3: Handbook wood hamdo.

764
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 5: I just want I didn't want to interrupt the show.

765
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 5: I did flip the switch. Ah, and the operation I

766
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 5: guess went down in the engineers room.

767
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: They got the wrong door or something.

768
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 5: Okay, Ryan, it looks like was shot through the side

769
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 5: of the neck just a little bit. Yeah, you just

770
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 5: got shot out a little bit.

771
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: Just yeah. I mean I mostly did because.

772
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Speaker 6: Would you say that the gun was sort of a

773
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 6: pussy because it seems like you're so fine?

774
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 5: So I did it because when as soon as Ryan

775
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 5: heard that he was going to maybe catch a straight

776
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 5: bullet and die, I saw him like get really excited

777
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 5: and then really yeah, like as that Prevince was kind

778
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 5: of like fading away to be like okay, like maybe

779
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 5: next time, kind of like expression.

780
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,240
Speaker 1: What's up with that? Why would he evenone want to die?

781
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,359
Speaker 5: I guess I guess he would be able to hear

782
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,720
Speaker 5: his music forever. I don't know if you've ever listened

783
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 5: to Ryan's music.

784
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,760
Speaker 1: Are you saying when you die, whatever your grist artistic achievement.

785
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm saying who dies. The theory that the

786
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 5: last minute of your life is the longest, and that

787
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 5: says your brain is slowing down. You experience it for

788
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 5: like basically an eternity. You are basically living inside Ryan's

789
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 5: last album, Sister Maps.

790
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: So a montage of your life is scored by Ryan's

791
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: album Sister Maps.

792
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 5: More like the ringing of your ears as your your

793
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 5: blood gushes out of your body, that's what he recorded.

794
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 5: He just held a he put the money.

795
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 6: He goes to like nursing homes, and he goes anybody

796
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 6: close and then he just grabs a little zoom recorder

797
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 6: and oh my god, I guess the sound of their

798
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 6: Salationeers are audio freaks.

799
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 5: That's what we're learning.

800
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, have you gotten that? Oh yeah, And they'll like,

801
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: they'll take they'll take a little parts of your podcast.

802
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: You don't even think about, something weird you did with

803
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: your mouth and your spit, and they'll isolate it and

804
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: elongated and put it on some fucking loop. You come

805
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: in here early and they're fucking leaning back in their

806
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: chair with their eyes closed.

807
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 5: I mean, my recollection is that.

808
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 6: Brett got pretty wrong with you during My Dead Wife

809
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:28,760
Speaker 6: the Robot Car and there were some sex scenes.

810
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:33,399
Speaker 1: And that the recording was made me do a lot

811
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: of takes. You know, in Hollywood, it's we're in a

812
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: three take society, folks. Okay, the first take just to

813
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,359
Speaker 1: get your yeah yeays out, let's get the nerves out,

814
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 1: let's hear it. Second take it for pros. It should happen.

815
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: It should happen.

816
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,760
Speaker 5: That's where we get the script.

817
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. And third take we'll call it the fun take,

818
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: but really it's just a chance for the writers to

819
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: hear their jokes again because we're getting rid of all

820
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: the fun later. Okay, and that's it. Yeah, But when

821
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 1: you have someone so it's still a fourth take, then

822
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 1: you're going, what what is he using this for?

823
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 5: Who's it for?

824
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,240
Speaker 6: Because it's not for the riders, it's not for me, right,

825
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 6: So at that point, who's at for?

826
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: Who's this fourth take?

827
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 5: Four?

828
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,799
Speaker 1: And what's being done with it? What happened to it?

829
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: I never saw it in the show. No, it's no.

830
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 5: Go yeah, and DVD extras with My Dead Wife the

831
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 5: Robot Car podcast, and that's it, And that's what's going on,

832
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 5: as is you busting on your car or whatever became

833
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 5: some sort of black market audio file DVD extra.

834
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: Oh, it's happening to all all of our shows. Here.

835
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: They're taking out these odd parts of our shows and

836
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: doing weird, perverted manipultive ship with it.

837
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 6: The market for it's just like how you know there's

838
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 6: an underground market of reality show cameramen who trade tapes

839
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 6: of all the different reality starts in the shower.

840
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

841
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 5: Uh, it's the same for podcasts. All are off. Mike

842
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 5: banter Us catching.

843
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: Up on all that ship, Dude, it's out there pre

844
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: show Blackmail, Master Class season three. H that whole thing

845
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: is going on big Bucks. Yeah, it's like books hungry,

846
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 1: yeah six, the Eastern European sick market. It's like take

847
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,959
Speaker 1: it like in the whole of that going on here,

848
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: we all know what's going on. Colin has to know

849
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: what's going on, right, it's his orders.

850
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 6: Not keep gets made in this building without it being

851
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,320
Speaker 6: directly ordered by Colin.

852
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 1: But meanwhile, no marijuana ads on scripts.

853
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 6: That's because they haven't paid the piper yet. They haven't

854
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:59,439
Speaker 6: lined Big Daddy Collins pockets with enough bucks, and he's

855
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 6: got them over a barrel because he knows he's got

856
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 6: the hottest cannibidian, not cannibal not diabetes on the block.

857
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: You call bring up Dipphetes again if people are gonna

858
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: associate that with pot humor.

859
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 5: You call calling, You say like, hey, I want to

860
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 5: do one of these weed ads, and he's like, I'll

861
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 5: think about it, and then I it could be a

862
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 5: bit of a laugh, and then you hang up.

863
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 1: Michael half a sixpence ol fo.

864
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 5: You hang up, and then you get a call from

865
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 5: his friend, Vinnie Jones. Yeah, And Vinnie Jones is like,

866
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 5: or Mike.

867
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 8: You've been talking with more friend calling or I could

868
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 8: see him running that ad for a million quid, So

869
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 8: you have quid old drop on a barrel?

870
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 1: Maybe okay, shuthing, jan.

871
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,400
Speaker 5: So you have to pay call it and Vinnie owns

872
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 5: a million pounds.

873
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 1: Can I tell you a story about Vinnie Jones, what

874
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 1: I went through with him? All Right? So, if you

875
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,399
Speaker 1: are a fan of any of the your Wolf shows,

876
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: they take photos in the special photo room after the show. Now,

877
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: the technology and the equipment that they have in the

878
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: photo room has vastly improved over the last six months.

879
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 5: Now changes it now changes every week. There's a lot

880
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 5: of equipment four different pieces.

881
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: Time.

882
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 6: The camera's gotten bigger, but the things attached to it

883
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 6: don't look like camera pieces. There will be like an

884
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 6: umbrella or a lawn.

885
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 5: Chair, or like a bottle opener. On the side of it.

886
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 5: There's just all this ship where it's like, okay, I guess.

887
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 1: Machine on the side.

888
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's just like pipes coming out of it. There's

889
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 5: like a keyboard.

890
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: Okay, So you guys know I'm talking about a lot

891
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: of money's going intoto.

892
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 5: I want to see the picture. But it must have

893
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 5: been one picture that made them say, okay, we need

894
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 5: to spend five thousand dollars on fixing this. This picture

895
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,280
Speaker 5: cannot happen again.

896
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: But I want you to notice something. Look at all

897
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: the comedy Bang Bang photos not in the photo room, Yeah,

898
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: on the balcony, on the balcony. Why is the boss

899
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: of the network not taking photos in front of all

900
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:43,479
Speaker 1: this equip all this fancy unidentifiable equipment. He's making sure

901
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 1: he's outside.

902
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 5: Not even in the same office as the area, right.

903
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 1: So what's happening in there?

904
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 5: That the fox Man building where the photo room is,

905
00:51:55,960 --> 00:52:00,720
Speaker 5: and this guy has access to all the paperwork, Oh yeah.

906
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 1: Purchase orders. It's clear. All the money that's been made

907
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: in the last year has gone to the equipment in

908
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 1: the photos, So why would he not be using it

909
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: unless something else is going on?

910
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 5: And you notice they, Oh there's never just one photo

911
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 5: take it.

912
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, there's always a prom hold on, guys,

913
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 1: there's different switches, Like why do you have to press

914
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: different buttons to take a photo?

915
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 5: Can you guys turn a little bit? Oh do you

916
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 5: guys mind lying down? Oh?

917
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: Just put your handprint?

918
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 5: Hey, this could one serious one. Yeah, what if he

919
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 5: did one from the back underneath you.

920
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're getting let's all prick our thumb for this one.

921
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 5: And the first one is always a photo they use. Yeah,

922
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 5: it's very interesting. Hey what if one is your eye

923
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 5: is right up against the lens. It's very strange they

924
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 5: never use that one one.

925
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: I'm just talking truth, guys. And if you see any

926
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: photos of some of these rooms. Now, they have all

927
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 1: these fancy cameras that never get used. Are never when

928
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: I'm around, So I'm like, what are all these cameras for?

929
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 5: Bill Hicks would have had a field day with some of

930
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:25,879
Speaker 5: this ship. It's also all this touring like County Baying,

931
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 5: Vegas doing right.

932
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. Why are they out of the Why do they

933
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 1: need to be out of the city.

934
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 5: Do we really believe that they're doing like three Pacific

935
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 5: Northwest tours like every year that's to satisfy demand up there,

936
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,720
Speaker 5: or is it that they have to there's only thirty

937
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 5: people in Vancouver.

938
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: That's where you said that. They said they were touring

939
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 1: in San Diego. I have a friend in San Diego

940
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: and I had a hunch and I called them up

941
00:53:55,960 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: and I go, uh, is comedy Bang Bang at the

942
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: Mayflower Theater this weekend? And he goes, what Mayflower Theater?

943
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: There is no Mayflower Theater in San Diego.

944
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 5: Would it makes sense there? Yeahowers further from San Diego.

945
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 5: It's a really bad name for a theater there. Wow.

946
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 5: And the coffee wasn't working today, And the coffee wasn't

947
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 5: working and I changed, there's a home.

948
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: Can we take a photo of the coffee in the

949
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 1: enters of the coffee machine? It looks way too complicated

950
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 1: for something that just makes cold coffee.

951
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 5: It doesn't really make anything. It just pulls coffee out

952
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 5: of one cup basically into another cup. I found a

953
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 5: new attachment on the back of it today, right.

954
00:54:54,239 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: Didn't make sense to death, and it's not working.

955
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 5: None of it works. And normally they wouldn't let you

956
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 5: in there to monkey around with it, but Kevin's not

957
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 5: here today.

958
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 1: Normally Kevin would.

959
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 3: Be like.

960
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 1: Making him have that little fay British accent too. I know.

961
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:24,319
Speaker 5: Oh, why are you talking like?

962
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have to talk like that.

963
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 5: No, he should be able to do normally voice. He

964
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 5: should be able to use his normal bad boys.

965
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 1: Would you like to boy some matches?

966
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:47,280
Speaker 5: He's got them selling matches? Yeah, when's the special?

967
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 1: Uh? What's it doing?

968
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 5: Where can I find it?

969
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,399
Speaker 1: I hope it's out. I hope it's out right now.

970
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 5: I hope so too.

971
00:55:54,800 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 1: Everywhere button Netflix. But I can just smell Netflix, and

972
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: can you smell it across the street. It smells so good,

973
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: all that creativity it is wafting over here.

974
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 5: Mmmm. Yeah, Oh man, it's the hub. Baby.

975
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: Isn't that great? When you come to her? Well, if

976
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,240
Speaker 1: you drive in, you just look right across the street.

977
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 5: You're like, that's where it's going down. I trust what's

978
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 5: what's going on in there? I don't even need to see.

979
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 5: I just know what's happening in there is good.

980
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: Oh I was there this is no lie. I was

981
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: there the day the Golden Girls remake got the green light.

982
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:36,879
Speaker 1: I'm not even making this up. Wow, Jane Lynch and

983
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 1: Cindy Lopper walking through the hallway and everybody clearing the

984
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 1: way and like it was a moment we all felt like,

985
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,319
Speaker 1: this is why we live here. That Wobby is the

986
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 1: new brown Derby. Yeah it is. That's where you go.

987
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: I was there.

988
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 6: I was there six months ago. Who do you think

989
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 6: I saw Kurt Russell And what do you think? He

990
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 6: was standing in front of that Santa movie poster, the

991
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 6: movie where he play Santa.

992
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 1: That we all was just he was just casually standing

993
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: in front of it.

994
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 6: He was actually, he was not posing. He just happened

995
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 6: to be really directly across from the Santa movie thing.

996
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

997
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 5: Think about that, I will.

998
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: That's beautiful.

999
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 5: Well that about does it for us.

1000
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: We gotta do. Never did the intro, but that that's fine.

1001
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: I am part of the new Cannabate. It sounds weird

1002
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: when I say it now it does. Yeah, it just

1003
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 1: sounds like the pot humor. It's it's out on you know, Amazon, Apple,

1004
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 1: Xbox streaming platforms. You guys know those.

1005
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 6: And how much and how uh suited should everyone be

1006
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 6: when you watch the show?

1007
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: As high as my audience in Portland was, they were

1008
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: very high. We could have talked about all that, but

1009
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 1: you know, listen to the podcast for all that info.

1010
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: Listen to.

1011
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 5: Podcasts, everybody.

1012
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and don't associate diabetes and pot. That was some

1013
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 1: rhyme he did.

1014
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 5: Uh huh. Nothing wrong with having diabetes until next time, But.

1015
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 4: Bye, Hollywood, I'm a horny girl wolf. This has been

1016
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 4: an Earwolf production executive produced by Scott Ackerman, Colin Anderson,

1017
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 4: and Chris Bannon. For more information and content, visit earwolf

1018
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 4: dot com.

1019
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 2: Oh